Buckingham Palace Plonker

[ruifromportugal]

LOL Do you call that a jack-off gesture?!

[montybadlad]

I served with him he was a top soldier Don't we all get fed up doing our jobs from time to time and sometimes need to let off steam. And to call the uniform gay I'd like to see some of you arm chair critics attempt the training to wear such a uniform or to call the man wearing it gay..beat like a gypos dog springs to mind

[grooverheliboy]

The hand gesture is one that is used in the British Army it means "move quickly" or in laymans terms "move your fucking arse" !!

[Zyeal]

I'm not british, I'm American and American's are pretty ignorant so someone please tell me (preferably someone from England) are the Royal Guards aloud to move? Because I hear a bunch of shit and just wana get my facts straight

[lonestar2779]

@Zyeal im from England... and no they are not, they can only move when they a change or a time a lotted to march. i served with Horse guards so i know...

[Mlyno0o]

It's a signal not a rude gesture, stupid video -.-

[TheSnotrag2009]

lol that guard will get a beasting. he isnt allowed to move ever mind mime a wank

[grengd]

my old mob. bet he's in trouble.

[ruban90]

loll you people are idiots.

if you ever served in any NATO army you would know that It is a signal for double time(hurry up). he is probably calling for his relief.

[mingerboy22]

@ruban90 I DO work in the British Army and you my man are the idiot!!! That was clearly not a "double" hand signal. Watch the full 10min video and you'll see.

[ruban90]

@mingerboy22 I'm sure you work for the "british defence force" you stupid walt.

[zzxzqwq]

He was waving to the queen. LOL.

[Scotsbell]

He's well named or maybe it should be pipsqeak? He clearly has neither the brains or brawn to have what it takes to be in the armed forces.

[ILDIVO281]

good for you mate, i would do same

[WillSKB88]

Why would someone pretend that on youtube?

[flamingpingu]

cos daddy touched himmwhen he was little

[joeyliddz]

pipweed you are a dick head you can hardly talk about being gay I would like to see you go out to Iraq

DICK HEAD

[LFCian1990]

i can remember when this happened, my section commander went furious

[IC2720]

What was his problem, drunk or high on duty ?

[Guyisaritelegend]

They go to afgahnistan they are service troops you twat.

[Pipweed]

shut up you idiot im talking about when they stand around and march about like robots you dick face

[Guyisaritelegend]

"hes obviously gay aswell or he wouldnt take that job" So your calling our serving men and women Gay?

[Pipweed]

not the people who fight but if he does that job of standing al upright and marching around like a nob in public then yeah hes got to be gay. i mean ok maybe hes not actually gay but he looks gay

[Guyisaritelegend]

FFS, the men guarding buckingham palace are soldiers that man has probably been to afgahnistan or iraq. They do both not just one or the other. Twat

[Pipweed]

well listen dickhead... i would say i will fight for my country but not the gay job where you have to be a clown in the street. if they said i had to be a performing monkey for people to laugh at me i wouldnt do the job. so he obviously accepted the job so its HIS OWN FAULT. how dumb can you be man.

[Guyisaritelegend]

You dont get a choice, you cant say "Oh no I dont want to guard the queen" in the same way you cant say "I dont want to shoot" Silly twat

[Pipweed]

THEN I WOULDNT TAKE THE JOB YOU MORON. im saying if i had to stand in the street like a monkey for tourists to come with their cameras and laugh which is what those guards are there for, then i wouldnt do it. so its up to him its his own choice! he doesnt have to pick the gay jobs if he doesnt want to

[Guyisaritelegend]

Well wether or not you would take the job doesnt matter, I am guessing the job wouldnt take you either judging by the way you behave, also they stand their for tradition,

[Guyisaritelegend]

"They look gay" Well the whole uniform come out of military tradition, the hat is there because we took them of the french Old Guard at waterloo, the uniform because red is hard to count in large numbers. Your clearly just another chav with no sence of tradition

[CorporalOgilvie]

u need to get fuckin grip. are u in the army. no didn't think so stop making fun they are the men and women who fight for this country if it wasn't for them u wouldn't be wearing that shirt on ur back, so think twice before commenting about the british army knobend

[mitchverr]

you dont "accept" in the army pip, you do what they bloody well tell you to do.

[BNCA70]

all these moaners saying England is a shit hole and the Royal Family are a disgrace. Did you go out and vote? Do you get involved with politics? Or are you some of the millions who send in text votes to Big Brother? Point made. Rant over.

[TimSDobson]

@BNCA70 well the terms ignorant, dumb ass, stupid etc would not exist with out those people, I actually like stupid people. with them in the room people can feel better about them selves.

[TakehikoKun]

omg. whats wrong with you people?

[tartanarmy1989]

"The British Ministry of Defence is doing a full investigation."

Our tax money is going to good use.

The royal family are a joke, england is a disgrace.

[emabh1983]

what the hell do u know about the royal family anyway?? have some respect, its the bloody government that have made England a disgrace not the royals.

[klassik88]

Fuck the government and the royal family aswell...they are all linked and all CUNTS...i hate them all.

P.S England is a shithole!

[DannyFischarge1]

Pish ! Ive done it

[425Lancer524]

You aren't a guard at a palace now are you?

[mungrymatt]

What a boring non-story

[Ghostblaz3]

hehe idiot

[bonniescott4]

we all can have a bad day at work for goodness sake - and you can imagine with human mentality the .... he has to put up with so, yes wasn't right but what the hell - if you can't understand why someone would feel like that I say good on you cos you aint had a bad day ever

[Tilly0910]

Good on you - jeez your response was three months ago but what the heh.

[tittymumma]

I heard on good authority that Germaine Greer would like to slurp and slobber over this blokes plonker AFTER he drills her ring hole.

[jamesrobtonyadams]

he's one of the grenadiers not welsh you tit

[babikia]

SHOCKING!!!!!joking.....i mean u expect him to not move whole day?let em rest wat will happen if he move anyway...buckingham palace destroyed?

[codylinley858]

wait, what did he do?

[atrejesussaves]

he must be fired and fried!

[accordionman1950]

I think we must remember that we are all human wether we wear a bearskin or not.

[welshcasper]

needs to b shot disgrace to the regiment

[canis00]

Oh dear God, please tell me that he ended up in the Guardroom after this.

[tiroaaaa]

just don't show up to work drunk yeah

[profezzertaavi]

he got fired...

[pieguy1516]

i would bet that he whas punished for that. like this one time it whas realy hot and this poor guy had on that big, heavy hat. he passed out. man he got an ear full. (thay tell them that if thay are about to fall or pass out, thay need drop to thare knees and try to stay up.) mabe if he is the new guy he may get away with it.

[englandftw111]

omg wats so bad about that ?? his hat fell down omg what a plonker l0l mmm no....

[kusalara]

I think the comments of the people in the video constitute intolerable verbal assault and they should expect to be killed by the fluffy soldiers.

[SunrayDown]

Had to be a Grenadier didn't it!

[rafpilot]

lool

[asshole265]

mmm it was more like he was telling them to move on and hurry ^^

[ronaldsneek]

He's saying; "should I loosen up my belt?" And than;"naah, within two minutes shift will trade".

For sure, I worked with that guy, very honest and decent person.

[jakewalker16]

What's the big deal? I do that to American tourists all the time, they seem to think it's some kind of polite gesture, I love their ignorance.

[banana454]

Hahaha that guard rulles

[mjufpn]

:D I always thought they were made of metal!

[SeLOOOOOOO]

introduce you the english army..

[dnbwhynot]

pff is this it he only does a small wanker gesture could have been a lot worse.

[CrossingGermel]

Haha well hes in reall big problems now....

[claudekiller]

I think u go crazy after standing there so many hours.

[jabdeans]

If this is real, this lad's ass wont touch the ground till he comes out of the glasshouse!

[carlos4u]

nice i love it...everybody is doing it for real...he is just a horny human...he is not robot...heheheheh go guard go strip...

[Alex231291]

the soldier wont be in any other country even if this is real, as you, i have my doubts, unless im mistaken the royal grenadiers remain in Britain

TeEnZiE, dont assume they guard her because she is more important, the guard her for money, as any one else would, but she is far more important than any other citizen, she's a figurehead and a leader, without her we'd be a republic and probably descend into the chayos that southern Ireland had shown for some years

[adrianchilesismyhero]

waht chaos in southern ireland would that be?

the chaos of having the fastest growing economy in Europe or the chaos of beating England 43-10 at Croke Park in the Six Nations?

[Alex231291]

as in the huge amounts of gun crime there was in the republic of ireland. and im talking past, not present. once your over the hard bits a republic can be good, but a monarchy gets the same pro's without the con's of the anarchy inbetween

[flobin1]

how does she lead? as a republic we'd be the exactly same its the people not the bloody Queen that matter

[Alex231291]

she's a figurehead, ask anyone in Britain who, for example, elvis is and 9/10 would know, ask them who the queen is and 10/10 would know. no, shes not a leader as much as a true monarchy should be, but think back to times long past Britain was an empire and we wernt some small group of islands held together by little more than a signed piece of paper. A figurehead like the queen inspires and gives hope more than gordon brown or any other government could even hope to do

[Ohyewildthong]

she is a figure head to a certain extent but HM is still head of state and still wields the full power of being a head of state

[Staatsgevaarlijk]

ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THE H O R R O R.....

The Empire will collapse!!

[koendeboer]

L O L

[flindas]

If this footage is for real, and I have my doubts, leave the soldier alone as he's probably out in Afghanistan right now...this footage isn't recent - it's been sat on for at least a year.

[boinzor]

lol i would get bored standing there all day 2

[Uberdude25]

You might hear British accents in the background but that doesn't make him or the guy beside him anymore a real soldier!

[Ricci12345]

Its not fake, unfortunatly. listen to the accents and then click on another link (same video of course) than you can hear a british accent. This soldier should be relieved of his service in the british army. These soldiers who stand gaurd represent the british army but this guy makes them look bad.

[Alex231291]

to me this looks fake. If it isnt then the grenadier should be stripped of rank, we cant have idiots guarding our Queen

trust an american to think this is funny...

[TeEnZiE]

guard our queen? Honestly no one actually gives a flying F about her, she's nothing special and no more important than any other human being - it should be the general public that get guarded with more police on the street, instead of idiots complaining about this guy

[rickyac2475]

This is clearly a soldier that needs to either releive himself or is informing his buddies to speed up-that is the gesture means... in uk army

[johnnyb1999]

well i think its halarious!!! hahaha

[joshuaarm]

In the Australian Army and I'm sure in the British army moving a fist up and down means speed up

[TrystanCJ]

Really?

[Rhyspiper]

Probably means, braindead Americans filming us!

[Triplesod]

Rhys just did an ironies all over the board!!

[jadore7]

I have just read that there is going to be a full military inquiry. If this was a militry gesture then the man in question will be aquitted. I hope for his sake that it was, he most probably has a wife and kids. Some people just love to make trouble for others.

[Triplesod]

It was on the news today, if he is found to have given an offensive gesture whilst on duty, he will face a firing squad at dawn.

I hope you're happy CoronaDays!!

[angliru23]

he dosent look like he is joking around, he looks like he checks to his right and then left and then makes the siginal to the guy on his right, I'll bet he saw something was wrong with the way the were moving or something, there are millitary siginals which use the fist moving up and down

[jamie7005]

it is a wind up dick

[k0ugar]

That's just a special security signal he's giving.

[AARUNS]

this soldier has a miserable life.can you imagine guarding the queen and not getting anything out of it.those guards must be lonely.The brits must be punished for cruelty to humans.

[Triplesod]

You know when you do a job in Singapore? You get paid for it, don't you? Well, surprisingly, it's the same over here.

[londoner432]

the tourist that tok this picture should be charged, for mischief making. and tied to the gates and flogged

[Triplesod]

And you should be charged for being an idiot and anyone who gave you a thumbs up should be charged for being an accessory to being an idiot.

[BladeTurk666]

Bu video yüzünden bu askerlere yasal islem yapilmis... :))

[Triplesod]

Honestly? That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard in my life!! I will never forget that! Thank you so much!

teşekkür, şükür

[truebrit1989]

im guessing maybe a normal military hand signal taken wrong by us dirty civvies?? maybe someone was late and he wanted some lunch? or a poo?

[truebrit1989]

if you look closly, its a clenched

fist followed by an open had moving round in an anti-clockwise movement (or maybe just a wave), but a military person would be able to tell you what it means (if anything)

[sip3105]

May be he was trying to mastrubate in public after seeing the queen and trying to wash his hand's off

[Triplesod]

You're 30 years old and you think that is intelligent and witty humour?

Don't think I am upset that you made a "joke" involving the Queen, fuck the Queen. I am upset at the standards of todays people. I thought you Indian guys had more intelligence and personality than your average British runt but I guess I was very wrong. I have to presume you are a Brit living up the old colonial lifestyle.

[Triplesod]

What's to say the use of "plonker" wasn't said with affection and fun? I believe it was. The same way that, if your mate fell off a chair you would laugh and call him a plonker. You lot are accusing this yank of having no sense of humour, I see the complete opposite here with you having the sense of humour bypass. Maybe it was a bad idea to post this though. I feel sorry for the foot guard.

[MrDicusBigus]

AM i missing something here ,why a plonker ??What has the guard did in the video that could possibly label him a plonker Whoever posted this must be THE PLONKER !Go by a life ,yours suck

[ThirdDegreeWitch]

What the soldier meant was.....'theres Americans nearby,take cover,Incoming!'

[grieves968]

give the guy a break. what idiot thinks this is a plonker......oh yeah...an american tourist.

[naxoshol]

wow thats crazy!!!! NOT.

why do tourists post shit like this?

[Triplesod]

You are basically saying "Why are foreigners stupid?". If a local Londoner managed to get this on his phone he would have uploaded it too and you know it.

[stonymouse]

They should give the poor lad a break. Pulling stag at Buck House has got to be one of the most boring and inane duties a squaddie has to do. Being ex-military, methinks he was calling attention to the fact that the strawberries taking pictures of him were not his favourite kind of people, or that it's a bone duty (i.e. wank).

[morrisj15]

Guess he'll regret that lapse of judgement. Juss goes to show in this day and age yah can't go 4 a shit unless some tw@t has a cam up yah ass.

[DonSleator]

Surely this soldier deserves a raise?

[Nehustan]

The hand signal that the camera person takes to be obscene is often used by the British military; it satnds for the command 'at the double' i.e. quickly...perhaps you shouldn't jump to conclusions?

[marleyinoc]

The Ministry of Defense recently said this is not a signal that would be used in this situation, according to united press international. In other news, the Ministry of Magic has had to intervene and make the wand disappear in this footage.

[NeverOffside]

yeah fuckit, forget the goings on in Burma, the conflict in Iraq and Afghanistan, THIS is NEWS!

The only wanker around here is the person who thinks this is shocking.

[jonny0204]

wot a wanker lmao. Shit happens, good luck to them finding who did it, pretty hard to decide between a couple of hundred guards dressed in exactly the same outfit and look exactly the same when on duty.

[6022]

Shouldn't be too hard to ID him, as you can clearly see the post at which he's stationed. Should be possible to work out who was there when the video was taken.

[FirestormVTR]

His crime is being caught on camera.... Stupid boy Pike!

[delpirate83]

thats the sign to double in(hurry up). Still, he shouldnt have done it as he is in public view and on guard.

[matty123986754]

Best Video Ever

[Triplesod]

You should get hold of Big Trouble in Little China!

[sleep2much]

I think that's the standard salute to anybody else wearing a hat like that.

[Triplesod]

Haha! Good post!

I can't believe some pillock has given you the thumbs down for this. The only post in the thread and one of only 5% of YouTube posts with any wit and it gets a thumbs down. I can't get my head around Internet users.

[sleep2much]

Cheers mate, nice to see a chap with commen sense and good humour slapping up some nice replies.

[streak222]

That was not a wnaker sign you idiot!

[Stevemarks2006]

He's probably a muslim

[Triplesod]

And you're definitely a prick!

What have we learnt here today?

[chrisdave1]

he wasnt really doing a wnaker sign, just signalling to his mate

[parrinder]

piss my self lol, he looked lost

[Citeh]

He must have seen a Man United fan walking towards him. I would have done the exact same thing!

[Triplesod]

What wit.

[leep73]

Hillarious!!

[unniok]

What? all I saw a normal guy having a bit of fun while doing his job! In this day and age, to have people displayed in obscenely huge buildings pretending to me monarchs ruling over the masses, now that is ridiculous!

[ubique0712]

He'll be on a 252 and Tapping the boards within a week. Should get the Glass house for bringing the Army into disrepute, 49a of the Army Act.

But In England's PC climate he will probably just get a slapped wrist. They are not allowed to shout at them anymore are they as it will hurt they're feeling and Yuman Rights.

[grieves968]

ubique0712...you are a tosser. you need a good thrashing. oh yeah, spell human???

[ubique0712]

Dick head I was 9 yrs in the Army as a Combat Diver and Bomb Disposal. Secondly any Brits here will know Yuman Rights as opposed to Human is a piss take on NuLanour who invented it and fucked the country up.

Fucking wanker piss off!

[grieves968]

combat driver??? you mean thick as mince??? doesnt show mate honest

[ubique0712]

Actually I was a Amphibious Driver and instructor on M2 Rigs. You probably served me a Big Mac when I was on R&R . probably fucked your mum and sister too!

[grieves968]

um im in the signals. i dnt have a sister. stop giving the lads a hard time.

[ubique0712]

NuLabour excuse typo ...was imagining punching your light out!

[grieves968]

oh an as for the thrashing....im 16 an 1/2 stone. bench press 140kg for reps. army PTI. careful. dnt look a fool.

[ubique0712]

Fat Bastard! You mean you do Fatties PT!

[ubique0712]

you couldnt give me thrashing m8 your not big or hard ebough. When you have passed a combat dive school and EOD come back you wanker.

[Triplesod]

Ha! Check these two out!

Fucking soldiers!

[stupidwelshbugger]

No...they are both in corps, let them fight it out amongst themselves...us infantry simply watch and giggle.

As for the guard, I am pretty sure he is giving his mucca a signal. I know he is guards, but not even they know how to behave in front of a camera.

[Triplesod]

Hehe. Are they renowned for it then mate? What gets me is that Ubique is 40 odd!!

I agree with you about this video, I don't think he is doing the wanker symbol really. I don't think he would be that daft. Anyway, if he is, it's good to know that these people aren't the autonomons we had been brought up to believe.

[Triplesod]

Also, I like that Ubique thinks that Labour invented "human rights" and not only that but human rights are what has fucked the UK up. Very interesting theory!

Doh!

[tommyinturkey]

Higgy gets saluted outside Buckingham Palace.

[lisapy1132]

what an idiot, he will be for the high jump that is for sure.