United We Stand- David Cross

[JamesAlexanderNSmith]

To broadly say that all people who display American flags on their car, , is an "empty gesture" is fucking bullshit. I rep an American flag/support our troops magnet on the back of my car because I support our troops and I support my country. One of my best friends was killed in Afghanistan; he was 23 years old. I don't support the 2003 invasion of Iraq, or the legacy of George W. Bush.

I think David Cross is a semi funny guy, but this was a very douchey, mickey mouse diatribe.

[calistnway]

Eat the flag.

[rhcpfrush91]

America: land of instant gratification, home of the sheeple

[ThePatcam]

@rhcpfrush91 how?

[tymonthethief]

As sad as I am to say this... It's pretty much true. People in this country are greedy enough to profit off anything.

[kyndman007media]

David Cross speaks the truth!

[MrDorkusMaximus]

Back in the day, those SUV driving feebs were known as Mad Moms in Minivans. Today, there are more than ever of those misanthropic morons.Because she has always been clueless, spent all of her life being a brood-sow and didn't learn to do what she should have done to prepare, she's going to vote for politicians who promise to "save' her and kids. They will pay a goon squad of sociopath retards, (police, military, etc) to initiate violence against you, and steal your stuff, for her, after TSHTF.

[trevster2905]

guardian.co.uk is where it's at.

[IndigoVagrant]

Everyone who liked this video, please register to vote now! Your country needs you to vote, so that that retarded asshole waving the flag, listening to country music, won't get their mascot in the government.

[gratefultad]

at all times flags!!!!!!!!!!!

[painlessissuicide]

I always found it ironic that the people who put on the most obnoxious displays of patriotic bravado do all their shopping at Wal-Mart, which is 90% supplied by Communist countries

[electrokinesis]

This is fucking awesome. Exactly how I feel. Thanks David! :-)

[kokopellifan1]

He said it. Plus I still believe someone on the Bush team was responsible for killing all those people. Osama did it, but he had inside help.

[StevieTeeVee92]

Love the little giggle at 1:06. Such a great performer.

[youngdrodeau]

Eat the flag.EAT IT!!

[manchuria00]

david cross is funny, but he is such a liberal goon it drives me absolutely crazy. i say take all of these america hating ass wipes and send them to africa. just leave if you hate this country so much. hollywood liberal uneducated hypocrites.

[MrCerebellum2]

@manchuria00

Really? Just leave? Make no effort to change things at all? Typical ignoramus phrase too cowardly to question the true nature of things.

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

@MrCerebellum2

maybe you and Michael Moore's fat ass should get together and "make an effort to change things". and your last line doesn't make any sense.

[MrCerebellum2]

@MrNinjaKiwi13

Wow - you think everything's just fine and dandy? When your cable runs out and you can't watch anymore Project: Runway or Dancing with the Stars you're going to get a harsh dose of reality.

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

@MrCerebellum2

and when you run out of gay porn dvd's you aren't going to have any more jerk off material. maybe in your spare time you could get a job and stop collecting well fare checks? just a thought.

[MrCerebellum2]

@MrNinjaKiwi13

Gay porn? Michael Moore's ass? I think I know whats on your mind 24/7....

And DVD's? Get with the fucking 21st century. It's all online now. I mean, what kind of inept retard are you? Its almost criminal.

[SuperTrancend]

@manchuria00 how bout you leave you ignorant lazy peice of shit?

[manchuria00]

@SuperTrancend please dont speak unless spoken to... bitch. 

[SuperTrancend]

@manchuria00 I think your trailers on fire dude.

[Beatboard20]

Cross for President!

[campetc440]

i hope you dont breed

[misconfiguration]

I love this guy!

"If you don't have a flag up your ass, the terrorists win!"

[D119heavy]

hahaha the patriot pack!

David Cross is so hilarious

[lebensraum]

Ahh god, the flags part got me good.

I can't help but wonder if any of that is improvised.

[wheatonna]

perfect!

[iscream22]

Hey dena, fuck you, go get aids and die. I hate christian conservatives who promote jesus but love the death penalty and war. I hate liberals too for that matter because all politicians are spawns of beelzebub

[judahh7]

Go wave your flag somewhere else please... you obviously don't get it or you're the butt of the joke.

[judahh7]

Go troll somewhere else... isn't there a Morton Downey Jr. episode you should be masturbating to?

[CrazyKing570]

@judahh7 finally.. somebody said it..

[1IDCallaghan]

Oh go read a book you patriotic neanderthal.

[Christianitylol]

@denalaurens you are an idiot; plain and simple. What's sad is that it's your type who keeps breeding.

[masterchief1103]

haha so awesome xD

[GoChiGirl27]

HUh....

[jackhartcup]

when did he do this?

[shitnrun]

well jackhartcup, it's topical humor so most likely not too long after 9/11. it was on "shut up you fucking baby" and that came out in 2002.

[publicdrunkeness]

i saw a these colors never run bumper sticker on this old truck that was obviously owned by an uptight old man, and the sticker was there so long all the colors ran!!! no joke, the flag itself was black and white, well silver and grey, but you could see where the paint from the stars stripes and the blue suare had dripped down the flag, and then the bumper. it was sad and funny!

[thesparitan]

lol

[shitnrun]

lmao

[vidda2000]

He is so true

[Mikeklops]

GUARDIAN UK!!!! wooo motherfucker! I live in the uk! I could buy the guardian if I so wished! AWESOME!!!

[jcyn21]

what act of his is this from? I want to find the full version, and thanks for the upload.

[mmusser19]

This is from disc 2 of "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!" The track is titled "Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh."

[BenderBurgers]

Its on the cd "Shut up you Fucking baby" I think theres a dvd of it too.

[sloothsnoop]

no one has ever expressed my thoughts so clearly.

david cross is my hero.

[joeymod135]

With Totall respect, those empty gestures three Days after or even three months, is there best way to express there feelings, it's not there fault, but You'r Cool as fuck for stateing it, & Funny aswell .