When he is trying to close the jaws at 1:25 it would actually be much easier than that. Crocodile's have huge biting force, but the muscles used to push them open are small. If they were already closed, you could hold them shut by wrapping an elastic band round them, their that weak. Even so, I love Red Dwarf and I am a huge fan.
@DragsterIOW I think German Crocodiles have much stronger opening muscles than African or Australian Crocodiles, also remember that Ace had dislocated both his shoulders.
I am a Japanese. Many fans of this drama are also in Japan however, this scene is not recorded on DVD released in Japan. It is very wonderful that it can see here.
The words referred to as "what a guy!" in Britain are translated to be "cool" in Japan.
I haven't seen this one. Must be one of the last series, right? I missed those on purpose as I thought they were dire....but now I may check em out...
@gp4nut bit hit & miss really. I'm a massive red dwarf fanboy but the quality definitely started to slip after season 6. this is from 7 iirc, parts of it were ok but you're not missing much to be honest. this is one of the few classic scenes
@TheProducerPeople seriously i know right chuck norris would run away scared from ace rimmer i mean the only person in the world who could make chuck norris cry like a little baby girl
I did a 160 metre bungee jump (or dive really) the other day, and the last thing I said to the instructor before I dived off the platform was, "Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast!" :D I'm so sad, it's unreal lol
As many will know, this is from series 7. It's a great opening set piece to the episode. Series 7 is perhaps the most underrated Red Dwarf series. This may be partly because the series in general had a more film-like (and therefore less typically comic) feel to its presentation. It also came after the one-liner rich series 6 and it seemed to have fewer enemies this time so felt more subdued by comparison. But I think that it is better than series 8 and series 7 is a classy series.
IMO Series 7's #1 problem is easily the lack of Rimmer. That's why I haven't been able to get through it myself; I liked "Tikka" pretty well and SMaC is a great episode, but I haven't enjoyed an episode that came after. Bits and pieces of episodes, yes. Whole ones overall? No.
I dislike Kochanksi, and Rimmer is the character that absolutely made the show for me. I know the reasons for why he was temp. written out, but I just can't enjoy the show without him. It feels empty and bland.
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Every nation does it to each other and people within nations do it to each other, it's a joke, that's all. I never said every single American is stupid just as I didn't put in 'not all Americans' because it would have ruined the joke! It's a joke! I know not all Americans are dumb. Just as Australians are not all criminals, the British don't all have bad teeth, not all blondes are dumb and so on. Chill out guy!
@littleboylost1o1 of course, and the alligator is a reference to the white cat blofeld has, and Ace occasionally has some Sean Connery speak eg shome shex. And the jumping out a of a plane bit is a reference to moonraker, the bike isa shout out to the great escape. This whole sequence is full of movie references.
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adameh 3 days ago
Please Ace, call me Beryl !!!!!!.
rgadave 4 days ago
what (d)a fuck?
Firehowk 1 week ago
I used to be lucky to be alive, then I took a crocodile to the head.
Lovelygal152 2 weeks ago
Never seen that before, priceless. 2:30, mmmmmm.
turbovanman 3 weeks ago
One of the most popular serial in Czech Republic :)
HOVNOLEZ 3 weeks ago
That flying crocodile gets me EVERY time.
19Ladybird92 3 weeks ago
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blah79 3 weeks ago
3:30 - What a classic chat up line !
smidsyonfire 3 weeks ago
What a guy!
BossReo 3 weeks ago
i wish i was that much of a badass
Doribi117 1 month ago
What a guy!
Zagoreni02A 1 month ago 2
one of the best comedy ever
qwer55555555 1 month ago
nazi bastard
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BMTHGOW 2 months ago
What a guy!
DarkAcolyteNZ 2 months ago
FAIL. Not available on mobile.
zoinksgraphics 2 months ago
@zoinksgraphics no u fail.
Whosthatmiscreant 1 month ago
@zoinksgraphics no hd either.
Whosthatmiscreant 1 month ago
omg i literally tried to find this video a week ago when i saw one of red dwarf's facebook posts. and then they post this a week later. smegging win.
knightlight87 2 months ago
dissers and dislikers of Ace are a bunch of smeeeeeeg heeeeeds
BetweenFrames 2 months ago 3
what a guy!
shaddix21 2 months ago
we lucky to be alive! Bang!
danieldunican 2 months ago
Such a shame the series went downhill after season 7... But I'll never grow tired of rewatching the old episodes.
JackHarkness95 2 months ago 2
shouldn't he need his right hand on the throttle of the motorbike rather than firing the gun.... just saying
brodieboy143 2 months ago
@brodieboy143 Yeah, I think reality really applies when you jump out of a plane surfing on the back of a crocodile.
BMTHGOW 2 months ago
Was für ein Kerl
gallohad 2 months ago
When he is trying to close the jaws at 1:25 it would actually be much easier than that. Crocodile's have huge biting force, but the muscles used to push them open are small. If they were already closed, you could hold them shut by wrapping an elastic band round them, their that weak. Even so, I love Red Dwarf and I am a huge fan.
DragsterIOW 2 months ago
@DragsterIOW shut up you muppet.
JoeEsBoogieSack 2 months ago
@DragsterIOW I think German Crocodiles have much stronger opening muscles than African or Australian Crocodiles, also remember that Ace had dislocated both his shoulders.
SeliteX 2 months ago
Reg Holdsworth rocks!
blondman69xxx 2 months ago 2
Ace Rimmer x Chuck Norris is my OTP
CiatriSonnel 2 months ago
Too slap stick for my taste. I prefer Mitchell and Webb.
vivalaleta 2 months ago
@vivalaleta *facepalm
firewolfstone 2 months ago 2
@vivalaleta Season 5 and 6 of Red Dwarf are less slapstick, they're definitely on par with Mitchell and Webb!
knowyouronion12 2 months ago
not a real crocodile
dageezerboi 2 months ago
This is the best thing ever.
ThatGothicChick 3 months ago
dfsfdh
JasonMcklausen 3 months ago
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
curtsphobias 3 months ago 3
Rimmer; an inspiration to us all.
DelphinusMAch1 3 months ago
HEY EVERYONE...RIMMER JUST JUMPED THE SHARK..OR IN THIS CASE....HAS FLOWN THE GATOR
Sonichero151 3 months ago
Classic!
nivle9195 3 months ago
Stoke me a clipper boys, I'll be back for christmas.
jamesmelt 4 months ago 4
this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!! :)
railfilmproductions 4 months ago
I am a Japanese. Many fans of this drama are also in Japan however, this scene is not recorded on DVD released in Japan. It is very wonderful that it can see here.
The words referred to as "what a guy!" in Britain are translated to be "cool" in Japan.
romero31207 4 months ago 16
This would've been a great spin off!
pooperuber 4 months ago
I would love to see Ace Rimmer's Kill/Death ratio!
WAFLNeo 5 months ago 2
I haven't seen this one. Must be one of the last series, right? I missed those on purpose as I thought they were dire....but now I may check em out...
gp4nut 5 months ago
@gp4nut bit hit & miss really. I'm a massive red dwarf fanboy but the quality definitely started to slip after season 6. this is from 7 iirc, parts of it were ok but you're not missing much to be honest. this is one of the few classic scenes
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@gp4nut series 8 i believe
pooperuber 4 months ago
@gp4nut
how can u think they were dire if u havent seen them
99johnmatrix 4 months ago
@99johnmatrix i saw enough of the episodes when RD came back with kochanski, they were so dire i didn't bother to watch them all.
gp4nut 4 months ago
Was für ein Kerl!
Washu1973 5 months ago
Ace rimmer is Quagmire's uncle................
jonatron38 5 months ago
I always wondered where Sirius Black got that flying Bike from, now I know!
Denarpsaurus 5 months ago
If this was a whole movie, man It would be my top favourate!
ertekkiadgrinast 5 months ago
Was für ein Kerl!
TomMarksEatsBalls 5 months ago
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
BlackScarabZ 5 months ago 5
laughed for a good 10mins after this clip,proper class
jonatron38 5 months ago
Haha.. I love ace rimmer!
Arbitor5 5 months ago
I used to shoot pistols in the military. It's very difficult to hit anything standing still. And to hit when you are moving is almost impossible.
What a guy.
einherje71 5 months ago 3
@einherje71 Only difficult without practice :)
EchoOfLohengrin 5 months ago
Bloody brilliant!:)
MountRockMoore 6 months ago
42 nazis disliked.
ertzuiop123 6 months ago
42 smegheads misclicked
ArfPaws 6 months ago 3
Er ist davongekommen! Ich kann gar nicht glauben, dass er davongekommen
ist!
Das war Ace Rimmer! Wir haben Glueck, dass wir noch am Leben sind!
giygasattack 6 months ago
See you later, alligator!
spiritofsatan 7 months ago
What a guy!
mdt105 7 months ago 124
Remember this awsome seen back in 1997
Danark81 7 months ago
i think this is one of the funnest bits in red dwarf
RoDxquickscopez 7 months ago 2
WTF?!!
rolfisalinas 7 months ago
Ace Rimmer could beat Chuck Norris.
TheProducerPeople 7 months ago 198
@TheProducerPeople Though fight!
ertekkiadgrinast 6 months ago
@TheProducerPeople seriously i know right chuck norris would run away scared from ace rimmer i mean the only person in the world who could make chuck norris cry like a little baby girl
thewewguy8t88 5 months ago
@TheProducerPeople Chuck Norris chose to fight bruce lee over to escape going one on one with Ace Rimmer
Ebeneeza 4 months ago 3
@TheProducerPeople with dislocated shoulders
LoveJFrusciante 2 months ago
By the way, has anyone noticed that the Princess looks like Billie Piper?
Tizmaole 7 months ago
@Tizmaole I thought she was.
Wysthric 7 months ago
@Wysthric nonono
nigel101 7 months ago
@Tizmaole Your right, she does look like Rose!
Danark81 7 months ago
Girls would love me if i was this guy.
TheJacob98 7 months ago
Was für ein Kerl!!
zralokvemigraci 7 months ago
i just rofl'd like ive never rofl'd before
oORedeemerOo 7 months ago
...because SOMEONE has to be dashing, handsome, and all-around fabulous. (I forget the exact quote.)
Tizmaole 7 months ago
What a guy!
Crunchbite37 7 months ago 3
"Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!"
narukofan2 7 months ago 2
42 people are crazy-looking nazi Reg Holdsworths.
Nebagram 7 months ago
"This is my best top, damn it"
Sutchy0401992 7 months ago
the coolest guy in red dwarf or maybe the whole world:)
EarthCentral 7 months ago
41 people don't have kippers for breakfast...so sad :'(
dablulurox 8 months ago 2
Ace Rimmer deserves his own show :)
Zentai88 8 months ago
What a guy!
TheSamMarsden 8 months ago 3
I sware to god that this is where Mike Myers got the idea of Austin Powers from.
thatguywiththeegg 8 months ago
NOW I know why we lost ze war... Till next time, you british imperialist pigdogs *waves fist threateningly*
DerHorstXXL 8 months ago
40 people watch blonde tall guy
jajosip 8 months ago
I did a 160 metre bungee jump (or dive really) the other day, and the last thing I said to the instructor before I dived off the platform was, "Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast!" :D I'm so sad, it's unreal lol
AceDobson 8 months ago 4
@AceDobson That's not sad...That's heroism. Good work
WeaponXLive 8 months ago
@WeaponXLive Thank you, my friend. I'm glad someone understands, haha. xD
AceDobson 8 months ago
40 people are total polaroid heads
James2112T 8 months ago
40 people got the crocodile on their heads.
thumbs up if you agree.
Fashtar 8 months ago
I suggest they do an entire mythbuster episode on this video.
apsdil 8 months ago
@apsdil The funny thing is. It will all be true.
PROkiller16 8 months ago
What a guy!
Washu1973 8 months ago
This is easily one of my favourite clips from this show. Series 7 (in my opinion) was a bit lacking, but this is great.
bradconroy6 9 months ago
As many will know, this is from series 7. It's a great opening set piece to the episode. Series 7 is perhaps the most underrated Red Dwarf series. This may be partly because the series in general had a more film-like (and therefore less typically comic) feel to its presentation. It also came after the one-liner rich series 6 and it seemed to have fewer enemies this time so felt more subdued by comparison. But I think that it is better than series 8 and series 7 is a classy series.
Picnicl 9 months ago
@Picnicl I think its main criticisms were involving the use of a laugh track.
ItsTurningGreen002 8 months ago
@Picnicl
IMO Series 7's #1 problem is easily the lack of Rimmer. That's why I haven't been able to get through it myself; I liked "Tikka" pretty well and SMaC is a great episode, but I haven't enjoyed an episode that came after. Bits and pieces of episodes, yes. Whole ones overall? No.
I dislike Kochanksi, and Rimmer is the character that absolutely made the show for me. I know the reasons for why he was temp. written out, but I just can't enjoy the show without him. It feels empty and bland.
Picopants 6 months ago
1:56 What a guy...
JamHam64 9 months ago
chuck norris makes ace rimmer jokes
Linedash 9 months ago 2
What a guy!
LongLiveHumour 9 months ago
: I_______)
jaw dropping, mind blowing awsomeness!
RipOffProductionsLLC 9 months ago
fix me a clipper ill be back on christmass
TheVoltaron 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"stoke me a clipper,i'll be back for Christmas"
Gorila501 9 months ago
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Gorila501 9 months ago
smoke me a flipper ill be back for Christmas
coldfusiongreen 9 months ago
hahaha, i think this is Indiana Jones parody.
LaCroix765 9 months ago
since when did he become a God?
cuzgandalfgothigh99 10 months ago
Chuck Norris?
Ace Rimmer has had SHITS bigger than Chuck Norris.
What a guy!
Kaleid7 10 months ago 6
surfin ALLIGATOR ? for A blonde PRINCESS i WOULD surf A BLUE whale IF i HAVE to
om3g4z3r0 10 months ago
What a guy!
GTAIVFan17 10 months ago
Ace Rimmer is chuck norris son?
cuzgandalfgothigh99 10 months ago
Best 240p encoding.
mp4podcastDOTcom 10 months ago
What a guy.
lightsabreclasher 10 months ago
Was für ein Kerl!
HamsterFangirl 10 months ago
Notice: 1:17 he has a cap, 1:20 he has not
TheLordOfCoal 10 months ago
@TheLordOfCoal Most likely flew away, You try keeping on a hat like that while jumping out of an airplane. ^^
AlexJWGordon 10 months ago
@TheLordOfCoal his cap just fly away..
darthvezgo 10 months ago
@TheLordOfCoal you got me hehe
luke4djojo 10 months ago
@TheLordOfCoal Very windy outside, prehaps it blew off.
JamHam64 9 months ago
I want that plane!
atSHADOWBAT 10 months ago
reg holsworth??
funkmonkey06 10 months ago
Despite finding it far overdone (deliberately of course) I can't help but smile the whole time.
How are they doing this!?!?
theguywhoannoysme 10 months ago
that was the best haha
MsBrodey 10 months ago
WHAT A GUY!!!!!!
KingBalah 10 months ago
What a guy!
Xizoren 10 months ago
The only man to win a fight with TWO Chuck Norrises!
Evi1M4chine 10 months ago 2
lol princes bonjela she must be able to ease mouth ulcers with her tonge
blobby1972 10 months ago 2
awesome!!!
janbahan 10 months ago
SPACE NAZIS!!!!!! Not to mention the majestic sport of Alligator surfing!!
fundude365 11 months ago
Stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for christmas!
MrTopsykretts11 11 months ago
this is pure gold
goodtimetone 11 months ago
38 people are Dwayne Dibley!
djdougwright 11 months ago 26
@djdougwright 39 people are Rimmer!
18bites 10 months ago 2
@18bites I totally got that joke.
Gjkl345 10 months ago
@djdougwright
that's an insult to Dwayne Dibley
wprundv 6 months ago
@djdougwright I think you'll find it was Rimmer using 42 different accounts.
Sailorsega 6 months ago
Was für ein kerl
Jozo321 11 months ago
38 Nazis were killed in the making of this video.
willmott2k10 11 months ago 3
Probably the best scene of anything in the universe.
Squidylad 11 months ago 19
@Squidylad That is absolutely correct.
newman1702 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
JPSoviet 11 months ago
ohmmyfuckinggod, i love red dwarf, i bought the full like $300 box set of all of it <3
Also, im american
hellfire177 1 year ago
interior crocodile alligator
i drive a Chevrolet movie theater
hellojerkass 1 year ago 5
37 people are sour krauts
HoratioMing 1 year ago 5
@HoratioMing Sauerkrauts*
ThePotatoInfestation 11 months ago
1:56 xDDDDD I can't stop laughing
bad1074023 1 year ago
@bad1074023
I couldn't either when I saw a GIF of that on the internet. xD
Sinic4 1 year ago
There will be time for explanations later. . . & maybe some sex?
Shineyfighter 1 year ago
are rimmer; what a guy
TheCogre 1 year ago
37 people are smee hee's
DroopSack 1 year ago 32
ace rimmer....what a guy.....
yankee2110 1 year ago 4
>.> Derrrhhh...I don't get it.
slyaina 1 year ago
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
CreatorApproved 1 year ago 4
@CreatorApproved stoke me a clipper ill be back for christmas
AntonGorodetsky1992 1 year ago 3
I was there when the orchestra recorded this. It was awesome! Got a day off school, too! :)
AtheistBrit 1 year ago
Every nation does it to each other and people within nations do it to each other, it's a joke, that's all. I never said every single American is stupid just as I didn't put in 'not all Americans' because it would have ruined the joke! It's a joke! I know not all Americans are dumb. Just as Australians are not all criminals, the British don't all have bad teeth, not all blondes are dumb and so on. Chill out guy!
biggingeryeti 1 year ago
@biggingeryeti
I thought your comment was very funny, and I'm an American!
I wish this was a documentary, though - Ace Rimmer, what a guy!
inspector1stclass 1 year ago 2
What episode of Red Dwarf is this :O?
sonik121 1 year ago
After a while crocodile !
yipikayee 1 year ago
I love this show xD
ziggy2007dn 1 year ago
"no I expect you to die" - was that a reference to James Bond Goldfinger!?!?
littleboylost1o1 1 year ago
@littleboylost1o1 Probably!
biggingeryeti 1 year ago
@littleboylost1o1 of course, and the alligator is a reference to the white cat blofeld has, and Ace occasionally has some Sean Connery speak eg shome shex. And the jumping out a of a plane bit is a reference to moonraker, the bike isa shout out to the great escape. This whole sequence is full of movie references.
Starman117 9 months ago
compared to many generic American action movies, this is actually not that silly
ingi12334 1 year ago 4
Smoke me a Kipper, ill be back for breakfast.
lothor1234 1 year ago 3
ace rimmer riding a crocidile, one of teh most awesome things I've ever scence!!! now is he was fighting mr.t in a tank, my mind would of blowen
musicfreak9000 1 year ago
What a guy!
Orannis01 1 year ago
Supposedly Red Dwarf is back in production, although I've heard that before. With any luck, we haven't seen the last of Ace Rimmer.
moderatemotive 1 year ago
ahhh, I had been wondering how on EARTH did that "guy surfing with an alligator dot gif" happened.
This answered me.
sarkasmi83 1 year ago
Ace Rimmer is so incredible that Chuck Norris makes up facts about him!
inspector1stclass 1 year ago
THIS IS MY BEST TOP DAMMIT!
Bluehawk1994 1 year ago
1:57 INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
RCGAMER123 1 year ago 4