Ellen Monologue - What makes you cranky? 03.11.06

[keleic]

this is what i heard :

ellen:yell out your names!

audienceYEAH!

ellen:thats the name of my monkey

XD

[hokuplemdro]

she jokes.  but she is truly my medicine

[mitzi32996]

that song when she dances.....it's in Mamma Mia, but different lyrics. huh.

[Minimuffin11]

@mitzi32996 the song is "Hung Up" - Madonna, she used the riff from Abba's "Gimme Gimme Gimme" which was in Mamma Mia ;)

[syros1991]

oops! different dj!

[duddyh15]

has anybody notice how her style got a lot better after she started dating Portia?

[wingdroid]

hahaha "I was going to have security remove you"

[Balila82]

you can get cranky watching CNN looooool >_<

[Alaurahpinder1990]

what are sultines? i dont think we get them in engand xxxx

[Ashez602]

@Alaurahpinder1990 Its spelled 'Saltines' and they are crackers :)

[Alaurahpinder1990]

@Ashez602 thanks. im going to look for them in the supermarket xxxx

[caibutterfly1689]

o.o dancing with saltines XD

[Teddybear2923]

Yes, I don't trust people who are happy and are smiling all the time, either. Isn't it funny that something as simple as a smile from a stranger can cheer you up?

[Kazutoification]

No men? There are at least ten guys there at 1:04 >_>

[HillBillySantaClaus]

Everyone says lucky Portia which is very true but how about lucky Ellen, Portia is a babe

[nitwit808]

@HillBillySantaClaus haha true :D

[soulshaker205]

Johnny?? Where's the other dude?

[phi11ipp4]

haa, she's classic

[Waterpaw1]

is it just me or are all the audience women? if it is can someone tell me why it is that way?

[h44512]

this was the day my sister was born :)

[bexter97]

This was the day of my 9th birthday!

coolio

[92BJay92]

Does Ellen only have female pets?

[Lotrioni]

the audience are always screaming at every little thing. It annoys me so much, but i wud love to listen to Ellen

[AnaFelixPires]

But then she wouldn't scream "KAAA" back... :P

[ExMaster]

LMFAO she stole her purse!

[diukdepata]

An her glasses!!!

[Natsxinxspain]

Lol, i would have waited til everyone else had shouted their names, then shouted mine, just to hear her reaction!!! Ellen Rocks!

[toysoldierivana]

omg i was thinking the same thing lol

[Natsxinxspain]

great ellen fans think alike :D

[toysoldierivana]

:D gosh what i would do to go see a show! i love her!!

[alepizz]

what is the ellen's song?.. at the being of her monologue....what's the song's name'?

[rmb5000]

lol i love how she just takes that lady's sunglasses and then... gives them to someone else! lol go ellen. and she didnt do the table thing like she does now, anyone know when she started that?

[turdl38]

Was anybody else expecting something a bit more extravagant than saltines?

[sirladytron]

yeah that was weird....maybe she was hinting at tyra's vaseline extravaganza

[mainlymusic100]

ellen rocks

[NatxxNat]

i love how her clothes seem messy like she was fooling around backstage....that lucky portia! LOL

[Ellenportia1]

@NatxxNat She may have been messing around with portia backstage ;p

[xenita1611]

i love how she dress!!!!

[IluvYandR10702]

Ellen in someone else's sunglasses *LOL*

[bigeyearts]

she has a dog called pig? WOW!!

[DeeHong]

Imagine you have a dog and a cat, you call your dog cat and your cat dog :P

[willow2lilax]

me and my friends always see a dog outside our school and we called it Cat xD

[DeeHong]

Better to meow at it :D

[willow2lilax]

my cat's name it Cat too xD

[Julester27]

those are my friends cat and dogs name lol.

ellen rox!

[hannoverbandita]

but sandra is not in it :(

i can't find a video with a long interview of ellen and sandra bullock...

[janistonbest]

I LOVE ELLEN! we just all adore her! and so happy for her and Portia!

[3NG7AND]

Is she wearing earrings?

[realdealmagic12]

i don't know but it looks like it

[kapchi]

She looked a bit distracted here and her dancing was a little off!

[liljcmdy]

maybe portia was there lol idk, just throwin out answers here...

[espandya]

saltines for everyone! lol

[futureangels]

she now stands in a better angle (season 5)