Snape...a Virgin

[SuperSugarX]

naked snape is too hairless to be hot. It makes him kind of lame.

[NekoChanSenpai]

I'd like to be the one to make this not so!

That is, he's sure as hell not gonna be a virgin when I'm through with him!

[irishbitch29]

Only if i get to have him after you.

[NekoChanSenpai]

DEAL! (if he's not too tired) 0.-

[lajollacat]

where do i get in this deal? lolz

[Snowfallbaby]

what a horrible quality!!!

[rockstarjunkie69]

hes so hawt -drools-

[Snupinater]

Nope, Severus isn't a virgin. Snupin 4ever!

[KraftwithaK]

No way he's a virgin. Think about how many women would be willing to give it to him.

[RiianxMangaka]

@KraftwithaK Yeah but think about how he is a 'dislikeable' character, most people wouldn't touch him with a stick because of the grease and his attitude and the fact he doesn't leave his dungeon filled with slimey pickled who knows what :P don't get me wrong, Id tap that

[alanslovebug100]

Snape will always be my virgin especially since hes my dad

[sesibaby]

is he really your dad or are you just playing?

=>

[alanslovebug100]

no he really is

[actressindemaking]

no hes not.

[GoddessElvina]

I love the pairing. Actually Potter raised the lion from a cub Madonna used in the Venice Video. Potter can't remember its name, damn memory spell.

[sckvjustee]

hmmm snape is not virgin, harry get his virginity whahahha

[potionmagique7]

Severus Snape vierge? Non, il me l'a prouvé cette nuit...

[potionmagique7]

As you can see, i'm french... so i just translate it in english language because i think nobody has understood it...

"Severus Snape a virgin? no he isn't, he has proved it to me last night..."

[MrsSeverusSnape123]

I cant believe snape is a virgin, what a bloody waste :/

[TheHeirOfEdWood]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Great!!!!I think he's really a virgin!;)

[allieda1st]

*wants* Bout the 0:49 mark.

Had it though.

[VelocityJames]

LMFAO, HOW WONDERFUL!

[JessieDeelight]

snape...a virgin?nonsense.he was the best i ever had.

[TennesseeCS]

wtf?

[Chapsxo]

lmao XDD

[kt27rule]

i so love this video it so cool and sweet. I so love this guy and so love a.r. to

[brbcool8]

LOL 2:32!!

[mugwamp1983]

LMAO!

[mirandaxxxkiss]

Snape being a virgin? What a waste! ;)

[MerlinsSocks]

Bahahahah!! Ahaha. Omg... Poor Snape! Haha!

[Vampirelady1992]

He is sooooooooo hot...*rarr*

[jellymango222]

lol at 1.43...XD

[karmella66]

Love the almost nude photos,what a man!

[Gisaya]

Lol at 0:48 sexy Snape ;D nice .

[candysland27]

AHAHAHAHAHA I CAN STOP LAUGHING

[popbabyrockstar]

i wonder if snape actually did end up a virgin cause of the whole lily thing

[JhnRdLvr]

hell to the no. He got around. Death Eaters have sex parties.

[MaxxyandSeverus]

LMFAO

[galvestongal1194]

but he never loved anybody but Lily. He would never have attended any.

[lanaktty]

Um, isn't he really a virgin? Or am I just confused?

Nonetheless, he's...... *drools*

[leeseyb]

lmfao!

[emogirlx7]

ooh rape me snape ^W^

[akirechan99]

haha after seeing this vid. i think i can't say no to him. i think we'll be the one begging to be taken ^^

[akirechan99]

haha after seeing this vid. i think i can't say no to him. i think we'll be the one begging to be taken ^^

[GothNerd123]

Snape is to sexy to be a virgin!

[cazzykay23]

i love this video ti so cool and sweet . it being awile sience comment on this video and stiil it goofd . i will love this guy to the end and so love a .r

[GothNerd123]

He's hott.

[DeemBrittyGirl]

In real he is 61

and where did u ge pic 03.10?

Wao...HOT!!!

[PunkerFairy123]

He is 61!? He really doesn't look it.

[ACWesley]

It's like magic

[SweatLittle19]

you've got too much time, haven't you? but it's a funny fid

[whatthefuckbenj]

Oh no Sevy.. I'd gladly help him out here ;) lol

[AlannahMuriel]

where is the scene at 02:21 from?? it is certainly not from the movies.

[EmzehP]

God, he does not look 61... I LOVE HIM XD

[jackierebel85]

I know he is 61 in real life but how old is he supposed to be in the book?

[AlannahMuriel]

i think he is 36 or 37 when he dies... because he is younger than james, and james was born in 1960. and the story ends in 1998.

[jackierebel85]

Okay cool thanks for the information:)

[AlannahMuriel]

wait, i was wrong: he is the same age as james, so he is 38.

[jackierebel85]

Oh okay cool thanks I couldn't remember:)

[Mamroti]

How do you know that the story ends in 1998??

[AlannahMuriel]

because lily and james died in 1981, when harry was 1 year old. in the end of the story he is 18.

[Mamroti]

Aha. Thanks. In which book you read that?

[AlannahMuriel]

in the 7th book. it stands on the gravestone of lily and james.

[Mamroti]

I haven't read it yet

[AlannahMuriel]

you really should! imo it is the best book of all!

[Mamroti]

If you say so. I'll read this!

[RiseOfAnarchy34]

the end of the story is nineteen years after that.

[jackierebel85]

I want Snape!

[jackierebel85]

I want Snpae f**king hot!

[SuperModelVogue]

who is the witch looking at snape at 00:30, and which harry potter movie is she in?

[krissleyer]

ahahaha, thats not a witch its lucius! mr.malfoy

[SuperModelVogue]

No, the witch on the left as he looks away!

I know it then cuts to Lucius but just as snape's looking away - that witch.

I thought I phrased the question clearly. pause at 30 & you'll get who I mean.

[kjsbmjterminators]

snape looks gay in this movie

[FIaps]

rofl

[pinkystarlite]

Virgin? It makes sense I mean your 38 years old teaching a bunch of kids and protecting the son of your worse enemy I'd be pissed too if I had to do all that and not be getting laid! lol :-P

[amesiaandchewchew]

sorry to spring this on you but hes 68

[Kells87]

He wasn't 68. O_O He was the exact same age as Harry's Parents, and they were 23 when they died 15 (Harry was 2 when they died and he's 17 in the last book) years prior to Deathly Hallows, so Snape was 38 when he died.

[XxbunnybiterxX]

68???but hes so sexy!!!

[lexy1330]

Correction I believe Alan Rickman a.k.a. Snape on the Harry Potter films in 61 not 68. His birthday is Feb. 21 1946.

[amesiaandchewchew]

whoops. i guess i did my math wrong, srry

[ErikaZamV2]

Ew. Good song. TERRIBLY quality. I want to see people not blobs. :(

But Snape is like a virgin. After losing Lily to James, he focused on his work, never really caring about sex.

[Hani1989]

gay

[Calenth]

tss, i can't really understand what with Severus Snape/Alan Rickman that makes you think of a virgin? haha, he's really sexy ^^

[SeverusWife]

Oh...it's awful...

[Iamjowa]

lmfao this is amazing i love this song 2

[piratescaribb123]

=-0........i didnt even wtach the whole thing......but ya....SNAPE IS HOTTT AS HELL!!!!!......what? u think this comment is bad check out the others

[beechiki]

LMFAO!!

[severussnape101]

MY SEVERUS IS NOT A VIRGIN!!!!(did I say he wuz mine again?srry)

[SeverusSnapelvr14]

MINE!!!!

[XxUndeadPrincessxX]

im srry you mean mine and he hasent been a virgin scince he met me last night^^

[animeloverandother]

well done, this vid is good

[candycane1213]

He better have not died a virgin. That would just be depressing. Great video though!!

[imtosexyformyself]

candycane1213,he could as well as died a virgin.

Just because he's old doesn't mean he isn't.He probably(Snape) is. NOT alan Rickman : )

[candycane1213]

Well yeah, I know he could be. Im just saying that it would be sad. :)

[imtosexyformyself]

Well first he was a lil kid going to HW(no)then a death eater(no), Then he was assined a HW teacher(still no)and i doubt he did a teacher or student.Alan a virgin NO. Severus YES it looks like it.Not much else.

[Dragonsandwings]

I´m confused!!! @_@

[imtosexyformyself]

Dragonsandwings, what are u confused about?

I was just talkin' to a user who thinks Sevs not virgin.

[Panther133]

i don't think that he is a virgin because ( How old is snape ??????)38, 39 whatever ......

xD

[imtosexyformyself]

Severus Snape: virgin

Alan Rickman: NOT a virgin

Keep that in mind. ; }

[Piratejenny25]

I seriously hope Snape did not die a virgin that would be to depressing, although he never found love again I'd like to think on h is time off he's go get laid

[imaginary22]

hahhaha that would be funny if he did!! lol

[PringlesandSoda]

Oh, my bad! It wasn't you who answered the comments, it was 'imtosexyformyself'! Oh, LOL, I got confused.

[imtosexyformyself]

What comment?

the one were rickman laughs?

or the one before when purebloodgoodness talks about 'Summer vacation'?

[PringlesandSoda]

LOL, 2 especially: the "enlightning" and the "so cute" ones XD

[imtosexyformyself]

AaaaRGH!!!

Why did you have to remind me about that!!???

*super blush*

If only purebloodgoodness had had the nicety of sending it through the personal messages!

[PringlesandSoda]

LMAO, sorry! I didn't mean to sound like I am mocking. And to tell you the truth, I thought the same thing. Her comments were quite inappropriate, but what I really liked were the way you 'dodged' them XD

[imtosexyformyself]

No,don't worry i'm not angry.nor do I find your commentary mocking.And as for the inappropriate, no offence taken,although I wasn't unfazed.

[imtosexyformyself]

Rereading from the outside I find it hilarious.

I guess it's funnier if you're not concerned, eventhough,its still a laugh.Innocent enough.

I wish I could have cpied it but my comp. can't anymore.

[imtosexyformyself]

And about the 'dodging'...well it seems like a second nature to me. I've also been able to scoot the last bit of conversation from the front page!HA!(And this one is another...Will it ever stop?!not that i'm asking.I'm bored. Friendly conversation? Innocent enough).

[PringlesandSoda]

Funny video, but I wish I could have laughed more of it than of the comments! XD Sorry, but some of them are... LOL.. Kudos to you, I probably wouldn't have known how to reply XD

[imtosexyformyself]

:-)And as for purebloodgoodness did you say 'her'? Just for your 411 and just in case for any future 'incidents'(ex:men and'love')I decided to continue the convers. by personal messanger.; ) Friendly like. nothing to worry about. Less laughs for other though. to bad.:)

[PringlesandSoda]

Haha, I thought purebloodgoodness was a girl, that's why i said "her". I can't believe, so after that you even talked to 'her' by PM? XD Too bad you didn't decide to continue the conversation here :P~J/k, anyway it was not really a big deal, just weird and quite random.

[imtosexyformyself]

I KNOW .Thats why i transfered it elsewhere.

And i don't know about any 'him or her'.You know,...these basic and unwritten rules of internet conversations...Anonymousity. And after awhile I guess the other users would of...stepped in. : )

[PringlesandSoda]

I don't know if they would step in, but the conversation would prolly bother lots of people. And I think we are, like, chatting via comments :P~ Not that I mind, but I don't think that's ok, we're taking too much space XD

[imtosexyformyself]

What's a commentary for then?

But thats what I said to purebloodedgoodness. Bye, see you maybe later.

[PringlesandSoda]

Hey! I didn't mean to sound rude! :)

Sorry! I don't mind, really.

:o)

[imtosexyformyself]

PringlesandSoda , i wanted to answer u but since the Sexy Snape vid was shut down i couldn't so..

well i don't know what u wrote.Hi anyway...

[PringlesandSoda]

Hi!!! :)

I'm so srry, I haven't checked email lately that's why I haven't answered and lost track of the conversation :P

[imtosexyformyself]

it's all right,PringlesandSoda I was just ginig you a reminder that i wasn't able to answer you becuz that other vid was shut down.

[PringlesandSoda]

No problem :) This video is also pretty popular and wasn't shut down :) I wish I could make videos too, I have so many ideas, but WMM won't cooperate¬¬

[imtosexyformyself]

hi er... how have you been doing.

[imtosexyformyself]

yeah.

[BabyMissyDoll]

Great vid, but I reccomend you improvew the picture quality.

[imtosexyformyself]

as for purebloodgoodness did you say 'her'?

And for your 411 i decided to move that conversation via personal messenger.Caution for future 'incidents'(ex:men and...'love').hreem... Friendly like. Less laughs for the others : ) Too bad.; ) would have been fun. : }

[sheliegirl]

Love sexy snape! Where did that pic come from?? You know the one--it's not photoshop is it? Yum

[imtosexyformyself]

not a bad vid.I like the part where alan rickman laughs. around 2:20 and 2:25.smthin like it.

[xXpimpleXx]

snape's not a virgin. after lily died, i guess he turned to potions and sex not to go insane with grief, you know? of course rowling's not gonna write that in a kids' book, but still.

[imtosexyformyself]

xXpimpleXx, Snape would be a virgin becuz he became a Potions Master at Hogwarts RIGHT AFTER(and maybe a bit before) Lily(Evans)Potter died(along with her husband,James Potter). Who was he going to fuck? Teachers...? surly not students!!! No. He stayed virgin because he loved Lily and grieved 'till his dying day when he was murdered by Voldemort via Nagini the snake.

[purebloodgoodness]

As much as fangirls like to say snape's love for lily made him "pure", i still continue "men are men" and if they're some willing then there is a way.

[imtosexyformyself]

What make him ''pure''?!?!?!??!?!

He was just grieving his whole life for a person he loved most that married the person he hated most(maybe besides Voldemort who killed Lily).

And he was seeing pratically everyday a face with both his love and hate on it.

[purebloodgoodness]

"pure" as in sexual purity(virginhood.)

what women/girls don't understand is that men will act out their sexual needs even when in love and grieving. Ever heard the term "f@ck away the pain." If Snape was able to attract someone than I would have slept with someone.

[purebloodgoodness]

By the way, how old are you?

You seem quite innocent.

Her some advise for you in future relationship men do not, I repeat, do not equate love with sex. Just because they want sex doesn't mean they love you. It's clique but true.

Men are quite simple, really, but in a good non-complicated way. XP

[imtosexyformyself]

...RHEEM...er..wow.hum.yeah...­well,...er...thank you purebloodgoodness for enlightning me. hmm, I didn't think you'd react that way.Yeah i read something like that on''Guide to guys'' By Dave Barry, a comedian.That men have a VERY simple mind.

[imtosexyformyself]

F**k you made me blush.

[purebloodgoodness]

LOL. You're so cute.

XDDD

[imtosexyformyself]

*sight*

I wish I hadn't said anything.

Did you actually realise that this conversation busted out other peoples commentaries?

WE TOOK UP THE WHOLE PAGE!!!!!!

'Gosh...'(and you didn't need to add that last bit of info!)Thank you very much.

[purebloodgoodness]

I didn't specified his sexual oppurnities, did I?

Two words: Summer vacation. ;)

[imtosexyformyself]

And about your ''Summer vacation'' tip.

It sometimes depends where you go...*rhem*

And yeah, I realised that there was a huge gap for men between 'love' and 'sex','Care'and 'fun' .

[SeverusSnapelvr14]

Snape is a virgin. Alan is NOT.

Snape is because of Lily Evans.

[klstrong2011]

snape is totally a virgin.

alan... no way.

snape is amazing!

great vid!

[manisha15]

well if rickman isn't one then atleast snape- the character was one. lol!

[Kamina333]

Year, that vid is funny. But I had a great laugh too by reading your comments. There are crazy people out there. ;o)

By the way ... Snape is a virgin.

[PringlesandSoda]

OMG... You should read some of the new ones, then. They will amuse you, or probably embarrass...

And on this other subject... No comments. We ALL know the truth. It doesn't make any sense saying the contrary...

[sister10203040]

Snape isnt a virgin is well 2 fit 2 b 1!! He has a nice arse!!

[crazyinxs]

dam straight

[amandamae1608]

no wonder he's so pissy all the time! but alan rickman is no virgin, you can be sure of that..

[crazyinxs]

wow

[sister10203040]

i know!! dont u think he is dreamy especially aln rickman ?? no way they aint virgins !!!

[ainygriv]

lol

come to me! i'll make you a man! hahaah

[crazyinxs]

lol

[obigonjinn]

Snape shall be no Virgin when I through with him GRRRRRR!!!!!!!! cool vid! xxx

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[thatgurlbeth]

i love the bit at 1:43 were it luks like harry was ayin da hey bit lol n wow i dint no soo many people fancied snape lol he is a kind hearted guy!

[JodyLynn77]

What the HELL is wrong with me? I find a fictional character from a children's novel who is mean to children attractive! Not to mention he's really 61 for real. I mean, OMG! At 0:44 & 0:45, my heart literally fluttered a little. DAMN YOU ALAN RICKMAN!!! Why do you have to be so damn hot?!!!!!!!!!

[barrowmanmadNo1]

I know i mean i am trying only to fine john barrowman hot but how can i while he's around

[HottestSnapeFan]

snape is so not a virgin. He is too hot to be one!

[Nathali89]

I SOOOOOO THINK HIS A VIRGIN !!!

[barrowmanmadNo1]

I know cose i read his profile thing and it never said he had ever u know wat

[l0r3st0]

sinister virgin

[SeverusSnapehasmyhea]

.... *blink*

*heart attack, drools*.....

OMG!!

[sister10203040]

Snape is well hot!! how can he b a virgin??!!??!! i could do any day, i would !!!

[phantomtikiskulls]

The... cherub picture??? ... o.O

SNAPE IS HOT.

[sister10203040]

he wouldnt b a virgin after i hav done wid him twice!!

[arsenicandearlgrey]

Yeah, he is...and if my husband still looks like that when he's sixty...JACKPOT!

[2dazlious]

If my husband just once would look or be a little like 61 year old alan......Still JACKPOT! ; )

[sweetychocol8fairy]

ok some of those pictures are just diturbing

[happylittleweevil]

omg i nearly fell off my chair when madonna sang "hey!" and it fitted with harrys mouth lol

btw snape is far too sexy to be a virgin <3

[cassiosaurus]

Lmao, :48. xD

[bahamutchar]

he won't be a virgin when i done with him

[luvXthisXone]

nice video its hilarious i love it!

[padfootlover666]

no he's min not no virgin anymore~~~~~ :D

[LOCCCCOOOOKOKO]

That was after I had him! xD

[kazzie75]

oooooooo hahahahahah i nearly fell off my chair........