@TheGoodTimesTV Correction, Google did not buy ALL of YouTube. Google DID however buy a large chunk of YouTube. Meaning, Google BOUGHT YouTube. Just saying, might want to do the research before you talk out your asshole :-p
I had this song stuck in my head when I went to school wensday and the teacher walked over to me and said I had to stay after class so I sung:
My math teachers an asshole
Yes he's an asshole
Works and works but dont know sssshhhhitttt!
So go fuck yourself and see ya'll next weeks!
By the time i was done I was standing on my desk with my math teacher in my face and my whole class like so- O.0 then- ^o^ cant go to school for three weeks. I curses out my teacher and get a vaca? Sweet!
14 people didn't like the feel in of that worm in their hand, has wife's with assholishness that's off the charts, closed bars, itchy asses, and bought "antique" mirrors xD
@Dandadudemedia No you didn't. You're a liar. it's sad that you have to try to tell 'funny stories' on the internet...what did you think was going to happen? hmm? did you think someone was going to read that story and think "man...that guy has balls." .....no. everyone thinks "man...what a fuckin douche, I hope he has a child and that child fucking dies."
@MrHatefulone MrHatefulone is an asshole, a real asshole, i swear he's just so butthurt, always whining, always cryiiing, make me wanna punch him in his lady parts!
You're all assholes for calling the people who dislike this awesome song an asshole, opinion is the nature of freedom, and I loves it, so go suck some more ass sauce assholes!
Are there really assholes everywhere I look or am I the one to blame? Maybe I just do not say the things I should say and I don't do the things i ought.So I took a good look at myself in the mirror and thought, the guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole!
I usually hate these...but I just kin of want to say this 'cause it's a great line. However many people punched a bar and hurt their hand. (sorry the itouch doesn't get number of likes and dislikes). :P
7 people are an asshole! yes they're an asshole! 7 people don't know what's funny. they are some assholes. yes some big assholes! they dont understand fucked up comedy.
thumbs up if, fuck you
strudelpope2464 1 week ago 2
15 people are assholes
mitch13815 1 week ago
XD my assholes an asshole! Are reall buutthoollee!! XD love this song XD
1nuggetlol 3 weeks ago
best song ever made
Shadwstryker 1 month ago 3
Iheartradio brought me here
TheTlarkin 1 month ago
SEEIN THIS LIVE IN ORLANDO BROUGHT ME HERE WHOOOOO
buckeyetillidie1986 1 month ago
Can't punch a bar cuz you hurt hand hahaha
Travisconniff 1 month ago
This song makes me wanna punch 15 people in their lady parts! >:D
LuigiFan36 1 month ago 2
You are awesome and funny as hell
taz12110 1 month ago
thumbs up if being a Stephen Lynch fan brought you here.
galtinburg 1 month ago 13
@monsterhunter721 google did not buy YouTube . There a incorporate company. Meaning they were together in the first place
TheGoodTimesTV 2 months ago
@TheGoodTimesTV Correction, Google did not buy ALL of YouTube. Google DID however buy a large chunk of YouTube. Meaning, Google BOUGHT YouTube. Just saying, might want to do the research before you talk out your asshole :-p
hmmmtastey 2 months ago
@monsterhunter721
What are you talkin about it plays fine
sebracer2005 2 months ago
I can't believe that there is no sound anymore!! I freaking hate YouTube! Ever sine google bought it its gone to crap..
MonsterHunter721 2 months ago
14 people attempted to punch a bar.
ismailAx2011 3 months ago 5
One day, I will share this with my son.
karungkarung 3 months ago 3
MY ASSHOLES AN ASSHOLE!!!!
XYZCinemas 3 months ago 2
yay, pandora
DarkUnknown48 3 months ago
@DarkUnknown48 thats what brought me here
turtlesgrandaddy 1 month ago
the mirror really? Hahaha
martinmejia77 3 months ago
This song brings me way too much happiness when I listen to it. I love Stephen Lynch :D
lolbandwidth 4 months ago
14 People are ladies who got punched in their lady parts...
Deadline63 4 months ago
story of my life
Kezthereaper 4 months ago
I had this song stuck in my head when I went to school wensday and the teacher walked over to me and said I had to stay after class so I sung:
My math teachers an asshole
Yes he's an asshole
Works and works but dont know sssshhhhitttt!
So go fuck yourself and see ya'll next weeks!
By the time i was done I was standing on my desk with my math teacher in my face and my whole class like so- O.0 then- ^o^ cant go to school for three weeks. I curses out my teacher and get a vaca? Sweet!
Tomboy1500 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Stephen Lynch 2
14 people are assholes...their assholeishness is off the charts
jasyoshi 5 months ago
Everyone who listens to this song is an asshole :/
InSaNiAc1000 5 months ago
assholeishness lol what a word
gabriellefreedom2001 5 months ago in playlist My tunes 2
punch em in there lady parts!!
fisteysquirrle 5 months ago 2
Holy shit, Steven lynch actually....whistled...? LIGHT THE TORCHES!!!!!
aarontperdue1 5 months ago 5
guy that told me about this song is an asshole
dathoedezt 5 months ago 6
Two men walk in to a bar. The third one ducks...
(sorry, couldn't resist with all the punching bar comments...)
;¬)
DJMartin68 6 months ago
14 people punches a bar and hurt their hand.
Gyth 6 months ago
"My Asshole's an Asshole. A real Butthole"...
Fdfd3 6 months ago
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You got fired because you can't spell, and make far too many grammatical errors.
BigMikeDaBoys 6 months ago
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BigMikeDaBoys 6 months ago
1:17 Is that a good thing for her or a bad thing?...
KITTENxxMITTONS 7 months ago
Lol.
xJigokuShojox 7 months ago
thumbs up if pandora brought you here:D
MrZacatecas96 7 months ago 65
@MrZacatecas96 yeah pandora brought me here... what station were you listening to? Just wondering.
reagancraven 4 months ago
@MrZacatecas96 are you a genie
masterchief609 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pfilerman1120 7 months ago
@pfilerman1120 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Friendlytoe 7 months ago 3
@Friendlytoe HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pfilerman1120 7 months ago
@ lcucolossus awsome was u there when he was
RAZIELREAPER 7 months ago
@Icucolossus dude that's frikin awsum!
ladelifikashun1 7 months ago
14 people didn't like the feel in of that worm in their hand, has wife's with assholishness that's off the charts, closed bars, itchy asses, and bought "antique" mirrors xD
ladelifikashun1 7 months ago
I was listening to and singing this song at work and my boss came up behind me, he was pissed at me so at a chorus, and I sang:(infront of him)
Mah boss is an asshole, a real buthole,
The son of a bitch is a waste of life,
no raises, so much oooovvertime,
So go home and fuck your ugly wife!.....
I got fired :(.....but it was soooo worth it!
Dandadudemedia 7 months ago 117
@Dandadudemedia That is the best way to get fired ever.
ReinnResauq 7 months ago
@ReinnResauq thanks when your a songwriter you can make shit up on the spot
Dandadudemedia 7 months ago
@Dandadudemedia You really said that
dilanger11 7 months ago
@dilanger11 yep I had headphones in and I was bored
Dandadudemedia 7 months ago
@Dandadudemedia when i read that i laughed so hard!
jessielovesyou123456 7 months ago
@Dandadudemedia No you didn't. You're a liar. it's sad that you have to try to tell 'funny stories' on the internet...what did you think was going to happen? hmm? did you think someone was going to read that story and think "man...that guy has balls." .....no. everyone thinks "man...what a fuckin douche, I hope he has a child and that child fucking dies."
Yours in Christ,
me.
MrHatefulone 6 months ago
@MrHatefulone take it easy
Dandadudemedia 6 months ago
@MrHatefulone You're so edgy.
xOMFGxAxPiratex 5 months ago
@MrHatefulone Actually, no everyone thinks anyone who felt the need to respond in such detail is a douche.
slipknotpsycho5891 5 months ago
@MrHatefulone MrHatefulone is an asshole, a real asshole, i swear he's just so butthurt, always whining, always cryiiing, make me wanna punch him in his lady parts!
knightsofkhazard 4 months ago
@Dandadudemedia cool story bro but did that actually happen? i dowt it
jonmckaubkin 6 months ago
@Dandadudemedia dude...please be my future kids father
skitmonkey 6 months ago
@Dandadudemedia lyin ass
joelb99 5 months ago 4
@Dandadudemedia haha u have balls
turtlesgrandaddy 1 month ago
@Dandadudemedia i call bs.
MaceMeetFace 1 week ago
This guy graduated from my High School!
lcucolossus 7 months ago
Hilarious...
jaf17910 7 months ago 2
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The 14 people who disliked are assholes!
Makes me wanna punch them lady parts! :d
Nice song but how the fuck did i find this??
CoTyQS 7 months ago
The 14 people who disliked are assholes!
Makes me wanna punch them lady parts! :d
Nice sond but how the fuck did i find this??
CoTyQS 7 months ago
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Buncha assholes reading this right now.
00kelevra00 7 months ago in playlist Comedy
i found a song about people being assholes...... guess who has a new ringtone
TehShikamaruStory 7 months ago 7
remindes me of ed edd and eddy
0danceingwanderer1 8 months ago
HE LEARNED TO WHISTLE FU(K YEA!!
9tailedflame 8 months ago 6
13 people are assholes
zelmarpoke 8 months ago 2
you commented retard stop moaning
yoursuckiful 8 months ago
people who comment are assholes yea
their aaaaaassholes peice shits wont
yea their whinning always biiiiiiiiitchin
make me want to punch them in their
bitchass teeth
supahboyflex 8 months ago
those 13 people are assholes ya there aaaaassssholes
they need to get a life
always bein bitch always diiiiiiiiisssen
they need quit playin COD
ghostdragoon13 8 months ago
I wuv dis
tylerluvsguitar 8 months ago
i disliked this video not because its bad but because i want people to write about me :)
killallsuvivors 8 months ago
this song's an asshole, its an aaaAAsshooOOle.
son of a bitch's stuck in mah head.
always singin it, i'm always ssiiIIIInngging it.
wish it would just leave me alone!
narufan3 9 months ago 5
@narufan3 nice try,but you failed miserably.
smellslike1974 8 months ago
the 11 people who dislike this song sell fake antique mirrors
sexycraig09 9 months ago 2
the people who dont like this song are assholes
4tehl0ls 9 months ago
my hump thumbnail
atom755 9 months ago
Best Stephan Lynch song there is haha
jammastertyty 10 months ago
@jammastertyty this ain't his best but it is really good
petplatypus 9 months ago
all past present and future assholes to dislike this song need to be punched in their asshole neck
deke2323 10 months ago 2
All the people who keep voting these assholes calling the assholes that dislike this asshole song are assholes.
TheLegalizeWeed 10 months ago
@TheLegalizeWeed Thats too much ass son.
cakadokey 10 months ago
@cakadokey No way man, you can't ass too much ass, ass man. Ass with it.
TheLegalizeWeed 10 months ago
11 people hurt their hand.
cakadokey 10 months ago
all assholes out there this song is hilarious!!
Lilmsprincess100 10 months ago
Goddamn I havn't laughed that hard in a while
Jenult 10 months ago
the mirror part are just brilliant ^
Dashvanu 10 months ago
@Dashvanu me too, completely threw me off guard. i lol'd pretty hard
Fired88 9 months ago
we are all assholes at times ever body is just some are asshole all the time
Trigun914 11 months ago
I made a remix to this song. Its the 1st to play on my page. Feedback is appreciated.
/watch?v=fmfobB40_KQ
ITMPro 11 months ago
Note to everybody: LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE YOU SPREAD YOUR IGNORANCE LIKE A DISEASE OVER THE INTERNET.... Just saying, it makes you look like Assholes
tmschaner 11 months ago 3
correction the 10 people who dissliked this amazing song are assholes.... -.-
zephron1023 11 months ago 4
Makes me wanna punch her in her lady parts !! Lmao ! Stephen Lynch is a comedy genius!
Speedr8cer78 11 months ago 2
My little brother loves this song...he's an asshole....he's an ashoooooohoooooole hahhah (chillest kid you'll ever meet)
Maryokutani 1 year ago 4
one of his catchiest songs
scubasteve2323 1 year ago
Look at the face he makes at 2:39!
dwdrummer5917 1 year ago 5
@dwdrummer5917 ...?
rabidwolf252 1 year ago
@rabidwolf252 It was intended to be a joke since his face stays the same throughout the whole video.
dwdrummer5917 1 year ago
You're all assholes for calling the people who dislike this awesome song an asshole, opinion is the nature of freedom, and I loves it, so go suck some more ass sauce assholes!
TheLegalizeWeed 1 year ago
this dude is funny and he cant hite some awesome notes
arkyboy1991 1 year ago
you cant punch a bar cuz you'll hurt your haannd! ! xD
pizzabutt15047 1 year ago 4
I love thos song! Reminds me of some of those Assholes who recognize everyones asshole-ness but their own.
kalebillo 1 year ago 3
@kalebillo
Reminds me of my old man lol.
davidtres28 1 year ago
son of a bitch said it was antique! *dead*
Kylekorversgirl88 1 year ago
Lolzzzz asshole iz an asshole. hehe
CODMW2addiction 1 year ago
My favorite song off the album. Makes me wanna punch children in their little throats.
SgtConley 1 year ago
not his best but still hilarious
BryanKinsella 1 year ago
im in love with this song. lol i hate kids. ♥♥♥
OblivionGlitcher 1 year ago
damn assholes
bugsfrickingbunny 1 year ago 4
he sounds like jack black. they should do a song together.
dmora015 1 year ago 2
Can't punch a bar cause you'd hurt your hand
9kingmax 1 year ago 76
This song is amazing bwaaaaaaalwalwalwa
9kingmax 1 year ago 2
lol this is the best song ever
jonjollie 1 year ago
This song is amazing
spencegame 1 year ago 2
Everyone's an asshole including my unborn son. Lmaooo
Cyber7CEO 1 year ago
ROFL "That bar is an asshole"
fadingshadow122 1 year ago 4
there are now 9 asshole
jcsreal 1 year ago
9 PPL DONT LIKE ASSHOLES
IC3MOKA 1 year ago
Ever have a bad day where everyone's just an asshole? This song will brighten your day.
CepheusStarhowl 1 year ago
I think i just pissed on myself
70amcsst 1 year ago 2
Are there really assholes everywhere I look or am I the one to blame? Maybe I just do not say the things I should say and I don't do the things i ought.So I took a good look at myself in the mirror and thought, the guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole!
ShazzFreebird 1 year ago 4
my asshole's an asshole...lol
Stephen lynch is great
fluckshnard 1 year ago 4
9 people hurt their hands
spamplayfan 1 year ago
Always perfect , alWAYS perfect
Bigmike52c 1 year ago
ASSHOLES
I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
MenachemSchmuel 1 year ago 3
My assholes an asshole! A real butthole!
engecas 1 year ago 3
oh man its great listening to this and reading the audio transcribed Closed captions
omgalreadyinuse 1 year ago
@omgalreadyinuse I don't think it gets a single word right.
arson55 1 year ago
@arson55 its too funny tho
dropboys1 1 year ago
@arson55 its too funny tho one of the captions also say " marijuana bought tickets at all"
dropboys1 1 year ago
hes an asshole hes an asshole
biggestpixarfan1 1 year ago
8 people are assholes
ProAtEverything123 1 year ago 4
I usually hate these...but I just kin of want to say this 'cause it's a great line. However many people punched a bar and hurt their hand. (sorry the itouch doesn't get number of likes and dislikes). :P
TheMiniCrazy 1 year ago
Youtube's an asshole, it's an asshole, adding a dislike button to this song! Players hatin, they be hatin-ing!
fighterlegend 1 year ago 6
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y am i wasting my time writing this comment.... thats right cause this is FRICKIN AWSHUM!00
elygirl12 1 year ago
y am i wasting my time writing this comment.... thats right cause this is FRICKIN AWSHUM!
elygirl12 1 year ago
cant punch a bar cuz you'll hurt your hand. haha best part
TayDylWad 1 year ago 2
My iPod's and asshole...A real assssshooooleee!!! Keeps hanging all around!! Makes me wanna punch him in the button Click! Yaw i fail lol
lo2ry 1 year ago
the 7 guys who didn't like this song are assholes.
yeah they're aaaAAsshooOOles.
The duchiest assholes in the world
Allways hatin' allways haaAAAtin'
The only comfort is they'll never find themselvs a girl.
ImperiousViking 1 year ago 162
@ImperiousViking Awesomeness........ but its up to ten
gamermanh 10 months ago
holy crap he learned how to whistle!
insaninater 1 year ago 11
@insaninater my thoughts exactly. XD
VC11122 1 year ago
the guy who sold me this mirror is an a**hole
pitsbyteback 1 year ago
@pitsbyteback wow just spell it
ReachMedia117 1 year ago
uranus is an asshole
AidanxJxTeer 1 year ago 5
7 people are an asshole! yes they're an asshole! 7 people don't know what's funny. they are some assholes. yes some big assholes! they dont understand fucked up comedy.
that was a fail. xD
CrazyDogGirl 1 year ago
The people who liked this video are assholes because they're perfect.
The people who disliked this video are assholes because they are buttholes..
fighterlegend 1 year ago
The 7 people who disliked this are assholes
seige1100 1 year ago 4
Makes me wanna punch em in his asshole neck. xD
funnyrock1112 1 year ago 4
his asshole sense is tingling
Sardath13 1 year ago 3
Stephen Lynch is the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!
TwilightSinger1223 1 year ago 8
describes my dad
jaknife99 1 year ago 3
The whistling is epic
Mboyd203 1 year ago 9
XD XD XD XD XD
CrazyTeen5043 1 year ago
MAKS ME WANNA PUNCH HIM IN HIS ASSHOLE NECK!!
joemangini1 1 year ago 5
ahahahahahaha, the guy who sold me this mirror's an asshole :D
chehstyle 1 year ago 5
Asshole. Its the thing man, the ASSHOLE.
hallow080 1 year ago
Six people are assholes for disliking this song.
xXA7xloveitordieXx 1 year ago 107
@xXA7xloveitordieXx your an asshole for putting how many people are assholes. it is their opinion if they like it or not.
sexycouchpotato1 1 year ago
@sexycouchpotato1 Don't be an asshole
finalbossmachinima 1 year ago 3
@finalbossmachinima you guys are such assholes
Dajan3022 1 year ago
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xXA7xloveitordieXx 1 year ago
@xXA7xloveitordieXx nine now
ClayBurton666 1 year ago
@xXA7xloveitordieXx
stupid pecker penises
hambam072101 11 months ago
Youre all ASSHOLES!
MrSoBeK187 1 year ago
Looked In my mirror and this is what I thought..... The guy who sold me this is an asswhole lol best part
shortymcfiggets 1 year ago 2
my asshole is the biggest asshole ever
heypie7 1 year ago
This song touched my heart
Miyako365 1 year ago 4