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  • thumbs up if, fuck you

  • 15 people are assholes

  • XD my assholes an asshole! Are reall buutthoollee!! XD love this song XD

  • best song ever made

  • Iheartradio brought me here

  • SEEIN THIS LIVE IN ORLANDO BROUGHT ME HERE WHOOOOO

  • Can't punch a bar cuz you hurt hand hahaha

  • This song makes me wanna punch 15 people in their lady parts! >:D

  • You are awesome and funny as hell

  • thumbs up if being a Stephen Lynch fan brought you here.

  • @monsterhunter721 google did not buy YouTube . There a incorporate company. Meaning they were together in the first place

  • @TheGoodTimesTV Correction, Google did not buy ALL of YouTube. Google DID however buy a large chunk of YouTube. Meaning, Google BOUGHT YouTube. Just saying, might want to do the research before you talk out your asshole :-p

  • @monsterhunter721

    What are you talkin about it plays fine

  • I can't believe that there is no sound anymore!! I freaking hate YouTube! Ever sine google bought it its gone to crap..

  • 14 people attempted to punch a bar.

  • One day, I will share this with my son.

  • MY ASSHOLES AN ASSHOLE!!!!

  • yay, pandora

  • @DarkUnknown48 thats what brought me here

  • the mirror really? Hahaha

  • This song brings me way too much happiness when I listen to it. I love Stephen Lynch :D

  • 14 People are ladies who got punched in their lady parts...

  • story of my life

  • I had this song stuck in my head when I went to school wensday and the teacher walked over to me and said I had to stay after class so I sung:

    My math teachers an asshole

    Yes he's an asshole

    Works and works but dont know sssshhhhitttt!

    So go fuck yourself and see ya'll next weeks!

    By the time i was done I was standing on my desk with my math teacher in my face and my whole class like so- O.0 then- ^o^ cant go to school for three weeks. I curses out my teacher and get a vaca? Sweet!

  • 14 people are assholes...their assholeishness is off the charts

  • Everyone who listens to this song is an asshole :/ 

  • assholeishness lol what a word

  • punch em in there lady parts!!

  • Holy shit, Steven lynch actually....whistled...? LIGHT THE TORCHES!!!!!

  • guy that told me about this song is an asshole

  • Two men walk in to a bar. The third one ducks...

    (sorry, couldn't resist with all the punching bar comments...)

    ;¬)

  • 14 people punches a bar and hurt their hand.

  • "My Asshole's an Asshole. A real Butthole"...

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  • 1:17 Is that a good thing for her or a bad thing?...

  • Lol.

    

  • thumbs up if pandora brought you here:D

  • @MrZacatecas96 yeah pandora brought me here... what station were you listening to? Just wondering.

  • @MrZacatecas96 are you a genie

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

    

  • @pfilerman1120 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha­hahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha­ha

  • @Friendlytoe HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA

  • @ lcucolossus awsome was u there when he was

  • @Icucolossus dude that's frikin awsum!

  • 14 people didn't like the feel in of that worm in their hand, has wife's with assholishness that's off the charts, closed bars, itchy asses, and bought "antique" mirrors xD

  • I was listening to and singing this song at work and my boss came up behind me, he was pissed at me so at a chorus, and I sang:(infront of him)

    Mah boss is an asshole, a real buthole,

    The son of a bitch is a waste of life,

    no raises, so much oooovvertime,

    So go home and fuck your ugly wife!.....

    I got fired :(.....but it was soooo worth it!

  • @Dandadudemedia That is the best way to get fired ever.

  • @ReinnResauq thanks when your a songwriter you can make shit up on the spot

  • @Dandadudemedia  You really said that

  • @dilanger11 yep I had headphones in and I was bored

  • @Dandadudemedia when i read that i laughed so hard!

  • @Dandadudemedia No you didn't. You're a liar. it's sad that you have to try to tell 'funny stories' on the internet...what did you think was going to happen? hmm? did you think someone was going to read that story and think "man...that guy has balls." .....no. everyone thinks "man...what a fuckin douche, I hope he has a child and that child fucking dies."

    Yours in Christ,

    me.

  • @MrHatefulone take it easy

  • @MrHatefulone You're so edgy.

  • @MrHatefulone Actually, no everyone thinks anyone who felt the need to respond in such detail is a douche. 

  • @MrHatefulone MrHatefulone is an asshole, a real asshole, i swear he's just so butthurt, always whining, always cryiiing, make me wanna punch him in his lady parts!

  • @Dandadudemedia cool story bro but did that actually happen? i dowt it

  • @Dandadudemedia dude...please be my future kids father

  • @Dandadudemedia lyin ass

  • @Dandadudemedia haha u have balls

  • @Dandadudemedia i call bs.

  • This guy graduated from my High School!

  • Hilarious...

  • The 14 people who disliked are assholes!

    Makes me wanna punch them lady parts! :d

    Nice sond but how the fuck did i find this??

  • i found a song about people being assholes...... guess who has a new ringtone

  • remindes me of ed edd and eddy

  • HE LEARNED TO WHISTLE FU(K YEA!!

  • 13 people are assholes

  • you commented retard stop moaning

  • people who comment are assholes yea

    their aaaaaassholes peice shits wont

    yea their whinning always biiiiiiiiitchin

    make me want to punch them in their

    bitchass teeth

  • those 13 people are assholes ya there aaaaassssholes

    they need to get a life

    always bein bitch always diiiiiiiiisssen

    they need quit playin COD

  • I wuv dis

  • i disliked this video not because its bad but because i want people to write about me :)

  • this song's an asshole, its an aaaAAsshooOOle.

    son of a bitch's stuck in mah head.

    always singin it, i'm always ssiiIIIInngging it.

    wish it would just leave me alone!

  • @narufan3 nice try,but you failed miserably.

  • the 11 people who dislike this song sell fake antique mirrors

  • the people who dont like this song are assholes

  • my hump thumbnail

  • Best Stephan Lynch song there is haha

  • @jammastertyty this ain't his best but it is really good

  • all past present and future assholes to dislike this song need to be punched in their asshole neck

  • All the people who keep voting these assholes calling the assholes that dislike this asshole song are assholes.

  • @TheLegalizeWeed Thats too much ass son.

  • @cakadokey No way man, you can't ass too much ass, ass man. Ass with it.

  • 11 people hurt their hand.

  • all assholes out there this song is hilarious!!

  • Goddamn I havn't laughed that hard in a while

  • the mirror part are just brilliant ^

  • @Dashvanu me too, completely threw me off guard. i lol'd pretty hard

  • we are all assholes at times ever body is just some are asshole all the time

  • I made a remix to this song. Its the 1st to play on my page. Feedback is appreciated.

    /watch?v=fmfobB40_KQ

  • Note to everybody: LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE YOU SPREAD YOUR IGNORANCE LIKE A DISEASE OVER THE INTERNET.... Just saying, it makes you look like Assholes

  • correction the 10 people who dissliked this amazing song are assholes.... -.-

  • Makes me wanna punch her in her lady parts !! Lmao ! Stephen Lynch is a comedy genius!

  • My little brother loves this song...he's an asshole....he's an ashoooooohoooooole hahhah (chillest kid you'll ever meet)

  • one of his catchiest songs

  • Look at the face he makes at 2:39!

  • @dwdrummer5917 ...?

  • @rabidwolf252 It was intended to be a joke since his face stays the same throughout the whole video.

  • You're all assholes for calling the people who dislike this awesome song an asshole, opinion is the nature of freedom, and I loves it, so go suck some more ass sauce assholes!

  • this dude is funny and he cant hite some awesome notes

  • you cant punch a bar cuz you'll hurt your haannd! ! xD

  • I love thos song! Reminds me of some of those Assholes who recognize everyones asshole-ness but their own.

  • @kalebillo

    Reminds me of my old man lol.

  • son of a bitch said it was antique! *dead*

  • Lolzzzz asshole iz an asshole. hehe

  • My favorite song off the album. Makes me wanna punch children in their little throats.

  • not his best but still hilarious

  • im in love with this song. lol i hate kids. ♥♥♥

  • damn assholes

  • he sounds like jack black. they should do a song together.

  • Can't punch a bar cause you'd hurt your hand

  • This song is amazing bwaaaaaaalwalwalwa

  • lol this is the best song ever

  • This song is amazing

  • Everyone's an asshole including my unborn son. Lmaooo

  • ROFL "That bar is an asshole"

  • there are now 9 asshole

  • 9 PPL DONT LIKE ASSHOLES

  • Ever have a bad day where everyone's just an asshole? This song will brighten your day.

  • I think i just pissed on myself

  • Are there really assholes everywhere I look or am I the one to blame? Maybe I just do not say the things I should say and I don't do the things i ought.So I took a good look at myself in the mirror and thought, the guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole!

  • my asshole's an asshole...lol

    Stephen lynch is great

  • 9 people hurt their hands

  • Always perfect , alWAYS perfect

  • ASSHOLES

    I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES

  • My assholes an asshole! A real butthole!

  • oh man its great listening to this and reading the audio transcribed Closed captions

  • @omgalreadyinuse I don't think it gets a single word right.

  • @arson55 its too funny tho

  • @arson55 its too funny tho one of the captions also say " marijuana bought tickets at all"

  • hes an asshole hes an asshole

  • 8 people are assholes

  • I usually hate these...but I just kin of want to say this 'cause it's a great line. However many people punched a bar and hurt their hand. (sorry the itouch doesn't get number of likes and dislikes). :P

  • Youtube's an asshole, it's an asshole, adding a dislike button to this song! Players hatin, they be hatin-ing!

  • y am i wasting my time writing this comment.... thats right cause this is FRICKIN AWSHUM!

  • cant punch a bar cuz you'll hurt your hand. haha best part

  • My iPod's and asshole...A real assssshooooleee!!! Keeps hanging all around!! Makes me wanna punch him in the button Click! Yaw i fail lol

  • the 7 guys who didn't like this song are assholes.

    yeah they're aaaAAsshooOOles.

    The duchiest assholes in the world

    Allways hatin' allways haaAAAtin'

    The only comfort is they'll never find themselvs a girl.

  • @ImperiousViking Awesomeness........ but its up to ten

  • holy crap he learned how to whistle!

  • @insaninater my thoughts exactly. XD

  • the guy who sold me this mirror is an a**hole

  • @pitsbyteback wow just spell it

  • uranus is an asshole

  • 7 people are an asshole! yes they're an asshole! 7 people don't know what's funny. they are some assholes. yes some big assholes! they dont understand fucked up comedy.

    that was a fail. xD

  • The people who liked this video are assholes because they're perfect.

    The people who disliked this video are assholes because they are buttholes..

  • The 7 people who disliked this are assholes

  • Makes me wanna punch em in his asshole neck. xD

  • his asshole sense is tingling

  • Stephen Lynch is the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!

  • describes my dad

  • The whistling is epic

  • XD XD XD XD XD

  • MAKS ME WANNA PUNCH HIM IN HIS ASSHOLE NECK!!

  • ahahahahahaha, the guy who sold me this mirror's an asshole :D

  • Asshole. Its the thing man, the ASSHOLE.

  • Six people are assholes for disliking this song.

  • @xXA7xloveitordieXx your an asshole for putting how many people are assholes. it is their opinion if they like it or not.

  • @sexycouchpotato1 Don't be an asshole

  • @finalbossmachinima you guys are such assholes

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  • @xXA7xloveitordieXx nine now

  • @xXA7xloveitordieXx

    stupid pecker penises

    

  • Youre all ASSHOLES!

  • Looked In my mirror and this is what I thought..... The guy who sold me this is an asswhole lol best part

  • my asshole is the biggest asshole ever

  • This song touched my heart