The Picard Song - DarkMateria

[DanielleDragula]

I AM THE CUTEST ABOARD

[firestar10100]

can u make a karaoke version please

[kevinfowles]

666 likes, 11 dislikes

Keep it this way.

[MegaVentilyator]

лол

[sabarms77]

very funny....

[AlexJowskiable]

I love this song and this video is a perfect companion to it.

[OpalRedverne]

iputthissongonanendlessloopmak­ingitgoroundandroundandround,i­twasreallyquite...hypnotic

[BloodMoonEclipse]

It takes a very secure man to dance like that XD

<3 you Patrick Stewart ^.^

[myRANDOMface]

This is sooo old but I still love it. I remember hearing this when I was like 8.

[rejmman]

wow, i just found this... and it might be the greatest thing in the world. (of youtube)

[thekiller3436]

3:33

borg: :o

[IzeDoubleL]

awwwwwssoommmee

[DerrEinzige]

Do I hear blue monday @ 3:00 ?

[wenaolong]

Good interpretation of the classic.

[Dark6Hole]

!!!

[EricNyhmfan]

Is he saying "make it so" when it sounds like "Picard Song"?

[Paintedavenger]

@EricNyhmfan Yes. Yes he is.

[Arkneos]

Moving form topic to topic?

Quite hypnotic.

[noxiousilse]

I never noticed the smiley face in the smoke @ 0:12

[RyukLives]

@noxiousilse You need to re-watch it then :P

[Creperum22]

2:19 best part :D

[KeluMocy]

Hejustkepttalkinginonelongincr­ediblyunbrokensentencemovinfro­mtopictotopicsothatnoonehadach­ancetointerruptit... quite hipnotic...

[PMW3]

@KeluMocy quite hypnotic

[DanFrederiksen]

a tad gay vibe to this video.

I don't remember the straw hat scene at the end. which ep is that?

[ChairMaster666]

@DanFrederiksen Ain't nothing wrong with being a bit gay for Picard

The straw hat is from the patrick stewart alphabet video in the related videos there

[DanFrederiksen]

@ChairMaster666 actually gay is wrong. mr 666

[95Celica]

@DanFrederiksen Last episode

[firefactorx]

"Tell me more!"

"You'll have to call again!"

[shocklification]

Heh, i don't care who's better. but, I think kirk is better just because he pimp slapped a guy on the show. never mind picard's amazing.

[FakeApology]

2:50 - Sure is New Order up in here.

[interstellarsurfer]

This song takes me all the way back to '98, I believe it was the first MP3 I listened to. I still enjoy it, heh.

[9Robin1]

@TheGhtyre lol, my favorite debate. It never gets old :)

[9Robin1]

@TheGhtyre you might, but theres no question who the more competent star fleet captain is.

[AlyssaRosey]

@Truthseeker1891 he said locutus of borg lol

[Karmathejedi1701]

this is shockingly well done, it's completely ridiculous, but so well made!

[KaiGamer]

@Truthseeker1891 it's I am acute as a borg.. meaning he is AS good as a borg.

[VancePuppet]

@KaiGamer Locutus Of Borg*

[booyah72991]

i see the like button... where is the fucking love button???

[Sylar03]

Picard is the best captain of the Star Trek franchise. Patrick Stewart is a badass.

[stargateoracle]

where are the bits from picard dancing in a hat from?

but great vid and PICARD would kick kirks overweight ass from Wolf 359 to the epsilon erandi system and back again without even breaking a sweat (hes just that much cooler)

[swu880]

kirk is better- no janeway no piccard

no i say williams is best! lol

[aeomus26]

1:38 OH SHI-!!!!!!

[Lordredratson]

@aeomus26 Can you say "I will not drink for a while" ?

[aeomus26]

@Lordredratson More like "I will not drink for a whole month!!!! " lol XD

[3wheels3souls]

CAPTAIN PICARD DAY!!!! YESH!!!!!

[Nannirk]

Happy Birthday, Picard!

[R0ckG1r7]

0:48

LOL

[jjsjeffjjsjeff]

How long until someone auto-tunes this?

[MaidenMarian]

Dude. Someone has GOT to make one of these for Data.

[TheGlimmersoul]

@MaidenMarian OMG someone who finally agrees with me!!

[pooarm]

@MaidenMarian Dude you read my mind! Yes Darkmateria do Data

[hunoftel]

HAHA! Dido Darkstorms!

[lordteapot]

there is no real picard lol, but nontheless he's p i m p.

[MannequinArmy]

This is awesome xD

Kirk still pwns Picard though ;)

[100Trekkie]

@MannequinArmy

This vid is certaintly amazing I saw it the first time a year ago, I think Kirk and Picard are equally awesome.

[zythepsarian]

the real picard would not like this song at ALL hehe

[executableapplet]

there was chuck norris, then when technoviking killed him, Picard killed Kirk.

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

Its hard to forget how fucked up next generation got sometimes.

[sickweirdo]

Whoever made this is secretly Jesus

[Sanimangas]

@sickweirdo

Jesus?

You don't watch Star Trek.

[bindoggus]

@Sanimangas Problem with a Jesus reference?

You're an angsty teenage atheist.

[Sanimangas]

@bindoggus

Naw man I'm just a Trekkie.

[imladen]

@Sanimangas LOVE IT

[lolpppp1]

i know u stole it from C-O-J-U-X

[Wariopunk25]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[Carsten667]

Is dat some CP?

[AMVlurver]

Dude, Captain Picard can kick ass

[impossiblefunky]

Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra.

[SayNoToTheism]

This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[Quilbo]

Tell me more

you'll have to call again

[LOSTHOMEY1]

I think you have my N-Gage! I think you have my N-Gage!

[SpectralSwiftness]

The french do it better.

[LtJayRobyn]

Who knew the man could dance so well!

[tigerbomb94]

Yes, he is a total sexypants.

[AUPilotAU]

I love this video!!!

[lostfan1978]

This is the new soundtrack of my life,LOL!

Watching this just makes my day.

[TheTrueShinobi]

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

[cpdavngr]

1:03 - 1:05 :D

[SpecialAgentRavage]

lol @ 0:11 0:48-0:51

wtf @ 1:37

lolz again @ 4:03-4:17

[Darkstorms15]

this song is proof that picard is better than kirk :)

[lovethatturtle]

@Darkstorms15 true

[JGT2P]

cool song, nicely edited.

[Treblaine]

Picard is the fucking man.

[GoingToNeverland]

...I love you.

[falconfira]

0:48 to 0:52 = epic

[cochranexyz]

@lyte86 LOL

[3wheels3souls]

@lyte86 well, u just wrote on here, pretty heavy shit, huh?

[rhynerisdead]

@lyte86

true that

[SuperBigChug]

Thats a dumb question

Aliens might view us as ugly or abnormal.

[ChairMaster666]

No it's because as a human you find humans a lot more attractive than Klingons or Cardassians or what have you. I'm sure if you were a Klingon you'd find humans pretty ugly too.

As a matter of fact when the Ferengi first met humans they were repulsed at how ugly they were.

[deathkid241]

bullshit

[AlignedHubSeeker]

here is to the finest song on jewtube

ENGAGE!

[EMOcoreFaN]

classic :D

[zombiehorde99]

this is indeed lulzy

[Ryuurik]

Indeed.

[AnniaLilith]

CAPITAIN JEAN LUC PICKARD / USS ENTERPRISE

I really love this song....

[RayMKlll]

I first heard of this from navy numa numa

[Schemilix]

...What is he saying? I hear 'I am the cutest of all' or 'I am the cutest aboard' and I want to hear something else, ngh.

[palehorse864]

I am Locutus of Borg.

[Schemilix]

Ah thanks.

[BldAgl]

hes saying "i am locutus of borg"

[SinShift]

Try looking up the lyrics, Google them.

[RaynBowhVonVicious]

i effing love this!!!!!

[Schemilix]

Do they have to be on 4chan?

[ph33rt3hn00b]

y not

[SartoriusSeven]

It sounds a lot like New Order's Blue Monday towards the end.

[moni613]

data at 1:18 lol

[TheCaptainLulz]

Mny lulz. tnx!!!

[fairley117]

"I'm not dressed properly"

I lolled

[BldAgl]

the parts where hes dancing with the cane and hat what episode is that from?

[muusahdus]

Somebody asked the same question in another video.. I mean this same video posted by someone else. And someone answered, that it was made for Gene Roddenberry's birthday. So 'thasnt been in any episode, I giuess.

[benjo562]

I love this song !

[secondstarfun]

Jean-Luc was sooooo hot!!!

[johnstinkpants]

Ohhhh man i lol'd

[LadyTroja]

That part from 2:20 and forward, what episode is that?

[JorinaA]

TNG: Ménage à Troi

[DrGonzoPrototype]

i fucken love this!

make it so!

[redvsbluefanatic96]

lol funny video... oh and it's jon's b-day

[VoxSangui]

I just love that 0:48 dance :D awsome song

[Creez330]

God I love this song

[hoakieoakie]

I dont have time to ramble on about something everyone knows

[XSISDRAKEN]

captain jonluc picard of the uss interprise

[TreeHairedGingerAle]

xD BRILL!!!

[clcradio]

"Moving from topic to topic......"

[b33jal]

"quite hypnotic..."

[tazgrento]

Andhejustkepttalkingandtalking­inonelongincrediblyunbrokensen­tancemovingfromtopictotopicsot­hatnoonecouldunterrupt.... it was really quite hypnotic.

[PositiveChillout]

This is absolutely amazing

[theQiwiMan]

0:50 = awesome

[XRaCeProX]

Yes it is, where is that taken from.

[kkburnout]

the first movie i think

[XRaCeProX]

I don't think it's from Star Trek, maybe it's from the movie where he acts like a gay.

[gamerunknown]

extras?

also "a gay"? lol

[XRaCeProX]

Do you think it's from Star Trek?

[makouse]

"I'm lookin fer a......John Luck Pickard???"

[Sockr44e]

picard is such a badass.

[P0cketLove]

song of the year every year

[JohnnyDepp1323]

lol 0:50 love the dancing! :)

[bluescommander]

Love the key change at 3:54.

[BrendanIsCool]

wat

[EstebaughnZihnskii]

Captian Johhhn Picard oftheU S S enterprise.

[moronicfool10092]

this song is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juska256]

God, that slap that the captain gave out 1:56. OW! oh and his dancing is great, nice kisser too XD

[w00fyst3r1]

That wasnt a slap, that was a wipeout XD

[gayboy0701]

which episode is 3:55??

cheers arno

[mastrtonberry]

Not sure of the name. It's the one where Picard gets hurt and is going to die because of his artifical heart, and Q sends him back in time to give him a chance to change history so that he lives.

[NateLogan]

It's episode #177 (7x25) - All Good Things...

[napoleon182]

mastrontberry, the one where Picard loses his heart is Tapestry

[xXMisterKittyXx]

I FUCKING LOVE CP

[jumpingjackfrost]

2:20 - 2:52 ..that part fucking rocks

[Matrimelee]

AMEN.

[iAmThePhatMan]

Isn't there also a Kirk song? All I can find is the Worf one.

[Arkhimec]

Kirk sux. Doesn't deserve a song.

[Sa1yN]

what he has done wrong...?

[BlackMagicWoman13]

I love this man

[djnoreg]

Epic win!!

[tomosjura]

1:38 just awesome

[AltairGaming]

I love Data's response to Picards "topic to topic" thing.

[3Residence3]

3:36 lol wut?

[BurianAttila]

epic fucking win

[thomastas]

0:47 is just genius

[BurianAttila]

1:05 is better :D this is teh win

[thomastas]

BRILLIANT

[FutureNihilist]

I've looped in this in the background for about 30 minutes now. Awesome

[Sokool7]

Yeach :D

[YamshaPL]

Truly great!

[jazzalex22]

My friend Larry Lee showed me this song. It is hilarious. And I love this song as well.

[FlyingVthesecond]

the´re 4 lights

[ChewyChopstickx]

THE BEST