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  • yo mama has so much dandruff that lice snowboard on her head

  • yo mama is so poor when i stuck my key in the keyhole, i stabbed everyone

  • Mountain Derp

  • Your mama so dumb when she said she wanted a Husband, She took her long lost brother in law. I Still can't make a fucking good one LOL

  • JEEz

  • your mama's so poor, when i asked whats for dinner, she lit my pockets on fire and said "HOT POCKETS!"

  • ̶t̶̶h̶̶u̶̶m̶̶b̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶u̶̶p̶̶ ̶̶i̶̶f̶̶ ̶̶y̶̶o̶̶u̶̶ ̶̶k̶̶n̶̶o̶̶w̶̶ ̶̶h̶̶o̶̶w̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶d̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶h̶̶i̶̶s̶

  • Please tell me

  • lmfao its funny how he said mountain dew

    yo mama so stupid she tryed to climb mountain dewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

  • yo mamas so lonely even the rice krispys wouldn't talk to her

  • jk!

  • yo mama so ugly,she looks like you

  • hahahaha lolz good one

  • Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

  • Yo mama is so FAT, when she rides the bus, she sits 3 to a seat.

    GEEZ LADY, THAT'S WHAT THE CITY IS SPENDING IT'S MONEY ON! BECAUSE YOUR SO FAT! COME ON!

  • @charizardoreo how do you know what piss tastes like......

  • Hahaa ! ;D , Stupid Lady That's A Refreshing Beverage ! ! (: Too FUNNY !

  • Dwrww

  • Tygh

  • yo mama so fat, that she had to use garbage bags as condoms!

  • JEEZ!

  • You mama so stupid, when she bought her son call of duty, she started crying and said she will miss him.

  • yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks shed be da great wall of china

  • i'm drinking mountain dew right now

  • Yo mama is so fat when she went to the football stadium,she nedeed half of the stadium to sit

  • yo momma is so black when god made her je said opps i burnt one

  • yo mama so old she left her purse on noah's ark!!!!!!!

  • yo mama so stupid she drinks mountain dew.

    STUPID LADY, IT TASTES LIKE PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yo mama when she sits in the movie theater she sits next to EVERYBODY

  • Mountain derp stopped saying derp when yo mama came to climb it.

  • am i the only one that sa dew to derp? thumbs up if you saw that!!!!

  • yo mommas so fat, to save money, NASA launched a satelite into her orbit UTS THE SAME CONCEPT!!!!

  • yo mamas so stupid she thumed up this video

  • Your momma so stupid, she went to Alaska just to get some Frosted Flakes and came back empty handed.

  • JEEZ!!

  • JEEZ!

  • Did anyone notice that the "Mountain Dew" was "Mountain Derp"?

  • Yo mama so stuuuupid... She threw a stone at the ground..AND MISSED!!!

  • yomama so fa she dosen't need facebook she needs a book on her face!

  • The bottle went from Mountain Dew to Mountain Derp... wat

  • Yo Mama so Getto, She BREAST FEEDS KOOLAID!!!

  • JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

  • 00:15  00:16

  • yo mama so stupid, when she stuck a battery up her ass she said "I GOT THE POWER"!

  • Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the football stadium, she had to use 4 sits!

  • cheese

  • Yo mama so stupid,I was walking down the street,I looked at her and asked,"Why are you screaming into your mailbox" and she said,"I'm trying to send a voice-mail"

  • dammn thats funny

  • i could have been your dad but the dog got to it first

  • yo moma so fat space ships had to go take the rings from Saturn

  • yo momma so stupid that when she got her first care pakage she thought it was the random weapon box

  • yo momma so ugly that when a COD player threw a tomohawk at her it RETURNED TO SENDER

  • @SleepIsForbidden lamest joke ever

  • oy momma so fat that when she killed her first zombie SHE ATE THE GUN!

  • Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!

  • @noble3126b Yo mama so hairy chewbacca is her husband

  • FUCK THIS.... No top Comment,S ...... This is a Shame!

  • To mama so fat, dat when she jump for joy, she get stuck!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat, King Kong refused to climb with her to the top of the empire state building

  • yo moma so stupid she toheeok an arrow to the n

  • lol , 0:04-0:05

  • yo mama so stupid she stared at da orange juice bottle cuz it said concentrate

  • press for alot for ewww!

  • so funny that your mama is so stupid that she gave Freddy nightmares

  • @yomama yo mama is so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side :D lol

  • Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

  • Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it

  • Some one copeed your joke

  • Someone please tell me the name of the yo mama theme

  • I thought he said Cheese

  • Mountain Derp!LoL

  • yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocen she flooded the universe

  • yo mama so fat when someone told her to haul ass she had to make 2 trips

  • lol i saw it turn from moutain dew to moutain derp :D

  • Yo mama so stupid, she forgot Mountain Dew was a drink so she climbed it and the bottle exploded now she's flying in outer-space... o.o

  • To momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Ur momma so stupid she throw a rock at the ground and kisses

  • yo mama so stupid she thought looney tunes are just Joker's hit songs

  • Geo

  • YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHEEROS WERE DONUT SEEDS!

  • JEZZE!!

  • wow I commented this on the Dr. Pepper video without even knowing...WTF?!?

  • MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!

  • Your mama so old, when God said "Let there be light", she flipped the switch.

  • your mum is so stupid that she drowned in a mexican wave

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY!!WHEN(SAW) SAW HER HE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER and then she maket a little pressent for you.... A FCKING BROTHER

  • ♣Your MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL OFF The Build AND DIDNT EVEN HIT THE GROUND♣

  • yo mamas so fat when she walked past my window I lost 6 days of sunlight

    yo mamas so fat she wears the equator as her belt

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  • mountain derp

  • Yo mama so ugly, the arrow doesn't want to hit her knee

  • man she is a dumb ass

  • it said 'Mountain derp'

  • yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!

  • yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.

  • JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

    

  • Yo Mama is so fat, every time she rolls over, the Meterological society declares an avalanche warning.

    Yo mama so fat, when people see her coming, they put coins on the floor.

    Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to Brody! (BUH-ZINGA!)

  • the "jeeez" cracked me up XD

  • @pary16 The "Mountain Derp" cracked ME up!

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to explore the milky way candy

  • yo mama so ugly she is the new face for the scary maze game lol

  • yo mama is so dumb she locked her self in a mattress store and sleeped on the floor!!

  • Yo mamma so stupid, someone threw a cup at her and she though she got mugged

  • Yo Mama so ugly that even shit dosent want to go out with her

  • Yo Mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

  • yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for an airport runway

  • yo momma is so fat mount everest tried to climb her

  • any1 notice the mountain dew's tag got changed to mountain derp

    

  • yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

  • Yo Mama soo Stupid she studied for a drug test

  • yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

  • yo mama so stupid she got stuck in a grocery store and STARVED TO DEATH

  • Yo mama so stupid that when she was told you can drink mountain dew, she went to a mountain and looked for dew.

  • Hehehe i made this joke and i got another joke...

    Yo mamas so stupid, that she tried to climb mountain dew again but this time she took an ARROW TO THE KNEE!

  • @Hydrolic16 not funny.

  • @Hydrolic16 ... I don't get it...

  • @Hydrolic16 lmao good one!

  • @Hydrolic16 good job on the that joke so original and funny! sarcasm

  • @Hydrolic16 Arrow IN the knee* It's not funny unless you say it right.

  • @Hydrolic16 no...im sorry. 

  • @Hydrolic16 Wow nice joke man

  • @Hydrolic16 /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

  • @Hydrolic16 have you even played skyrim?

  • @Hydrolic16 NO! only stupid mothers could take a arrow to the knee due to a on going joke about it!

  • this was my most favorite joke :D

  • yo so stupid it doesn't make sense.

  • yo mamas so ugly, that when she saw herself in the mirror, she turned into stone. Yo mamas so ugly that when she saw medusa, medusa turned into stone. Yo mamas so tall that when she tried to kick a soccer ball, she hit jesus. Yo mamas is so stupid, that when she threw a rock to the ground, she missed!!!!!

    YO MAMA!!!!!

    LOL

  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to attempt suicide by jumping off a curb.

  • Press 4 for mountain derp

  • Lol why does it say derp

  • my time to shine.. say something..DERP!

  • Did anyone notice that the two top comments are the same?

    Thumbs up if you notice that the two top comments are the same.

    Seriously, if you can plainly see that the top comment is identical to another comment, WHY THUMB IT UP?! Senseless much? =/

  • That awkward moment when everyone saw what happened in the two top comments.

    That awkward moment when the top comments are both the same.

    That awkward moment when this became, REALLY awkward.

  • Yo Mama so stupid, she brought clothes from Superdry and thought they would be waterproof!

  • ur mama so fat everyone had to fart to cover up her embarrassment

  • YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SAID "GO SHIT"INSTEAD OF"GO SHOOT"IN A BEYBLADE BATTLE.

  • JEEZ lol

  • yo mamas is like toilet paper gets used and wasted

  • Yo mamas so fat when she gets on the scale it shows her phone number

  • yo mama so stupid she traded her car for gas

  • yo mama so horrified of the world to where she didnt come outside even when she was to go with her mama!

  • yo mama so ugly the boogy man checks under his bed for her

  • yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirror the mirror said oh my gosh! then the mirror died!

  • yo mom is so stupid she thought a keybord for a coputer unlocked the CPU

  • is me or the guy sounds like joe from famly guy

  • @Lionferrari777 i know right lol

  • @WWETripleG sweet you know

  • Yo mama is so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for a surgery.

  • lol

    

  • Refreshing beverage :D

  • Yo mama is so old when I slap her across her back her nipples fell off.

  • yo mama so fat that when someone saw her when they were in a ship they yelled land ahoy!

  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a book on how to read

  • Your mama so stupid that when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor

  • your mama so fat she broke the joke!!!!!

  • Your mama so fat when she tripped over she made the grand canyon

  • yo momma!!

    yo momma is so ugly she made chuck norris cry

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to play with a toy puddle

  • Yo mama so old she's older than your grandma

  • yo videos so stupid, you make the subscribe part longer than the actual content

  • And she got Double XP on the top :D

  • Your mamas so fat ! She looks at a menu and says " ok" THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD BITCH!

  • yo mamas so stupid, she tried to rob free food!

    

  • u must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945.her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt u and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be saved

  • does anyone else notice 'Mountain Dew' changes to mountain derp? xD