Yo mama so stupid,I was walking down the street,I looked at her and asked,"Why are you screaming into your mailbox" and she said,"I'm trying to send a voice-mail"
This is so stupid... But I love my mom deeply... And I dont want to take any chances. Sorry. If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours.
yo mamas so ugly, that when she saw herself in the mirror, she turned into stone. Yo mamas so ugly that when she saw medusa, medusa turned into stone. Yo mamas so tall that when she tried to kick a soccer ball, she hit jesus. Yo mamas is so stupid, that when she threw a rock to the ground, she missed!!!!!
u must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945.her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt u and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be saved
yo mama has so much dandruff that lice snowboard on her head
SuperAllen3000 4 hours ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo mama is so poor when i stuck my key in the keyhole, i stabbed everyone
SuperAllen3000 4 hours ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Mountain Derp
AnimeChu9000 1 day ago
Your mama so dumb when she said she wanted a Husband, She took her long lost brother in law. I Still can't make a fucking good one LOL
IsThatDubsteq 2 days ago
JEEz
callofdutyninjas122 4 days ago
your mama's so poor, when i asked whats for dinner, she lit my pockets on fire and said "HOT POCKETS!"
MultiPokemon1111 5 days ago
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GarbagePailKid86 6 days ago 2
Please tell me
IsThatDubsteq 2 days ago
lmfao its funny how he said mountain dew
yo mama so stupid she tryed to climb mountain dewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
DejahAkaLilD 6 days ago
yo mamas so lonely even the rice krispys wouldn't talk to her
THCmore4me1 1 week ago
jk!
hopie492 1 week ago
yo mama so ugly,she looks like you
hopie492 1 week ago
hahahaha lolz good one
slipknot5759 1 week ago
Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
Bananacrazy1100 1 week ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo mama is so FAT, when she rides the bus, she sits 3 to a seat.
GEEZ LADY, THAT'S WHAT THE CITY IS SPENDING IT'S MONEY ON! BECAUSE YOUR SO FAT! COME ON!
Tailterrier27 1 week ago
@charizardoreo how do you know what piss tastes like......
megaHAMSTERFUL 1 week ago
Hahaa ! ;D , Stupid Lady That's A Refreshing Beverage ! ! (: Too FUNNY !
LeticiaGalaviz18 2 weeks ago
Dwrww
turista222 2 weeks ago
Tygh
turista222 2 weeks ago
yo mama so fat, that she had to use garbage bags as condoms!
nucktown91 2 weeks ago
JEEZ!
JWNerf1 2 weeks ago
You mama so stupid, when she bought her son call of duty, she started crying and said she will miss him.
wowhealz 2 weeks ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks shed be da great wall of china
bubbles1blu4u 2 weeks ago in playlist yo mama
i'm drinking mountain dew right now
pikasilverlazer 2 weeks ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the football stadium,she nedeed half of the stadium to sit
andreifirstbyke 3 weeks ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo momma is so black when god made her je said opps i burnt one
ps3kridley23 3 weeks ago
yo mama so old she left her purse on noah's ark!!!!!!!
callofdutygamer51 3 weeks ago
yo mama so stupid she drinks mountain dew.
STUPID LADY, IT TASTES LIKE PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
charizardoreo 3 weeks ago
yo mama when she sits in the movie theater she sits next to EVERYBODY
JohnRanboGuy 3 weeks ago
Mountain derp stopped saying derp when yo mama came to climb it.
rockjaw11 4 weeks ago
am i the only one that sa dew to derp? thumbs up if you saw that!!!!
TheLaLaVae 4 weeks ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo mommas so fat, to save money, NASA launched a satelite into her orbit UTS THE SAME CONCEPT!!!!
iskidderz 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mamas so stupid she thumed up this video
pippiwood 1 month ago
Your momma so stupid, she went to Alaska just to get some Frosted Flakes and came back empty handed.
asianman81 1 month ago
JEEZ!!
SuperBlackcat1999 1 month ago
JEEZ!
AMVideoid 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Did anyone notice that the "Mountain Dew" was "Mountain Derp"?
cocothedoggy 1 month ago
Yo mama so stuuuupid... She threw a stone at the ground..AND MISSED!!!
ProElite97 1 month ago
yomama so fa she dosen't need facebook she needs a book on her face!
pushsubescribe 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
The bottle went from Mountain Dew to Mountain Derp... wat
DoopaThePoopa 1 month ago
Yo Mama so Getto, She BREAST FEEDS KOOLAID!!!
hiphopdj33 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES 2
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
ElectricalNRG 1 month ago
00:15 00:16
LTB14y 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid, when she stuck a battery up her ass she said "I GOT THE POWER"!
XSoccerkid56 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the football stadium, she had to use 4 sits!
bestvideosguilherme 1 month ago 9
cheese
HyperGolem 1 month ago
Yo mama so stupid,I was walking down the street,I looked at her and asked,"Why are you screaming into your mailbox" and she said,"I'm trying to send a voice-mail"
MrDjay619 1 month ago
dammn thats funny
Powahrangerz23 1 month ago
i could have been your dad but the dog got to it first
mr101yobros 1 month ago
yo moma so fat space ships had to go take the rings from Saturn
darkos1012 1 month ago
yo momma so stupid that when she got her first care pakage she thought it was the random weapon box
SleepIsForbidden 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo momma so ugly that when a COD player threw a tomohawk at her it RETURNED TO SENDER
SleepIsForbidden 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@SleepIsForbidden lamest joke ever
Tjina60 1 month ago
oy momma so fat that when she killed her first zombie SHE ATE THE GUN!
SleepIsForbidden 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
noble3126b 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES 15
@noble3126b Yo mama so hairy chewbacca is her husband
cuteearie130455 2 days ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
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YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT 2 SCHOOL THERE WAZ NO HISTORY BOOKS
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON DA RAINBOW AND SKITTLES CAME OUT
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTIZED IN SEAWORLD
Bryan248x 8 hours ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
FUCK THIS.... No top Comment,S ...... This is a Shame!
MasterX14y 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
To mama so fat, dat when she jump for joy, she get stuck!!!!!!!!!!!
thepieguy786 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat, King Kong refused to climb with her to the top of the empire state building
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60 - thumbs up I will throw a bowl of cereal at my teacher
87 - thumbs up I will throw a big mac at my teacher
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YourEvilHeroz 1 month ago
yo moma so stupid she toheeok an arrow to the n
catNamedSueshe 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
lol , 0:04-0:05
shelno100 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid she stared at da orange juice bottle cuz it said concentrate
Danyelle2345 1 month ago
press for alot for ewww!
conner25100 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
so funny that your mama is so stupid that she gave Freddy nightmares
bkjeanne 1 month ago
@yomama yo mama is so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side :D lol
0wnage00 1 month ago
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
SubettoBoarderz 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
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This is so stupid... But I love my mom deeply... And I dont want to take any chances. Sorry. If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours.
abishcal 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it
omarbukhary 1 month ago
Some one copeed your joke
littlechronic 1 month ago
Someone please tell me the name of the yo mama theme
MrTeamCenation 1 month ago
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yo moma is so stupid that she thinks that the past is the future
Relco12 1 month ago
I thought he said Cheese
jase116666 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Mountain Derp!LoL
andreifirstbyke 1 month ago
yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocen she flooded the universe
ICEMANSHANE1 1 month ago
yo mama so fat when someone told her to haul ass she had to make 2 trips
dubyy100 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
lol i saw it turn from moutain dew to moutain derp :D
Danyelle2345 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo mama so stupid, she forgot Mountain Dew was a drink so she climbed it and the bottle exploded now she's flying in outer-space... o.o
Icedragon345CY 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
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Yo Mama's breath is so bad, I didn't know whether to give her breath mint or toilet paper.
CarmeloAnthony600 1 month ago
To momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Ur momma so stupid she throw a rock at the ground and kisses
ExamplezxZ 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid she thought looney tunes are just Joker's hit songs
BananaMafia1 1 month ago
Geo
11909100 1 month ago
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHEEROS WERE DONUT SEEDS!
InvaderMarcelina 1 month ago
JEZZE!!
ijustmadesomething 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
wow I commented this on the Dr. Pepper video without even knowing...WTF?!?
PopsiclesFreezer 1 month ago
MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!
dottorrent 1 month ago
Your mama so old, when God said "Let there be light", she flipped the switch.
greenbean686 2 months ago
your mum is so stupid that she drowned in a mexican wave
MrShredder999 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
YO MAMA SO UGLY!!WHEN(SAW) SAW HER HE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER and then she maket a little pressent for you.... A FCKING BROTHER
mikekattirtzis 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
♣Your MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL OFF The Build AND DIDNT EVEN HIT THE GROUND♣
Pearlharbor1945 2 months ago
yo mamas so fat when she walked past my window I lost 6 days of sunlight
yo mamas so fat she wears the equator as her belt
JaCkE104 2 months ago
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motonegros 2 months ago
mountain derp
iOwNXxPandazXx1 2 months ago
Yo mama so ugly, the arrow doesn't want to hit her knee
rwjftw1231 2 months ago
man she is a dumb ass
undeadwarrior890 2 months ago
it said 'Mountain derp'
Lylzx123 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company!
icmenich 2 months ago
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
KidKirk2 2 months ago
yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch.
ok700able 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
mohawkMan60 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo Mama is so fat, every time she rolls over, the Meterological society declares an avalanche warning.
Yo mama so fat, when people see her coming, they put coins on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to Brody! (BUH-ZINGA!)
Tailterrier27 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
the "jeeez" cracked me up XD
pary16 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@pary16 The "Mountain Derp" cracked ME up!
Seriously543543 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she tried to explore the milky way candy
THElegendOFhaloMARIO 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly she is the new face for the scary maze game lol
sharpshotxx123 2 months ago
yo mama is so dumb she locked her self in a mattress store and sleeped on the floor!!
xXEPICKILLBROS4352Xx 2 months ago
Yo mamma so stupid, someone threw a cup at her and she though she got mugged
BIACoDfan1 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo Mama so ugly that even shit dosent want to go out with her
Powersocket1 2 months ago
Yo Mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
adriansagoo 2 months ago
yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for an airport runway
Jayenator565 2 months ago
yo momma is so fat mount everest tried to climb her
skyninjakiller 2 months ago
any1 notice the mountain dew's tag got changed to mountain derp
horses4everize 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
imveis2 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yo Mama soo Stupid she studied for a drug test
jcs17071 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
BananaMafia1 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she got stuck in a grocery store and STARVED TO DEATH
marshallyanda 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid that when she was told you can drink mountain dew, she went to a mountain and looked for dew.
Luxferren 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Hehehe i made this joke and i got another joke...
Yo mamas so stupid, that she tried to climb mountain dew again but this time she took an ARROW TO THE KNEE!
Hydrolic16 2 months ago 44
@Hydrolic16 not funny.
rmarshall3858 2 months ago
@Hydrolic16 ... I don't get it...
Metalsonic136 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@Hydrolic16 lmao good one!
TheFreestylebeast 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@Hydrolic16 good job on the that joke so original and funny! sarcasm
GPizzle666 2 months ago
@Hydrolic16 Arrow IN the knee* It's not funny unless you say it right.
SupaMario64 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@Hydrolic16 no...im sorry.
MortalKombat313 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@Hydrolic16 Wow nice joke man
RBirt1 1 month ago
@Hydrolic16 /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg
OnePennyCommentaries 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@Hydrolic16 have you even played skyrim?
Jackrabbit0984 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
@Hydrolic16 NO! only stupid mothers could take a arrow to the knee due to a on going joke about it!
theomenofwow 1 month ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
this was my most favorite joke :D
1234Iloveguns 2 months ago
yo so stupid it doesn't make sense.
bmxskills553 2 months ago in playlist Yo Mama Jokes
yo mamas so ugly, that when she saw herself in the mirror, she turned into stone. Yo mamas so ugly that when she saw medusa, medusa turned into stone. Yo mamas so tall that when she tried to kick a soccer ball, she hit jesus. Yo mamas is so stupid, that when she threw a rock to the ground, she missed!!!!!
YO MAMA!!!!!
LOL
joonseo123 2 months ago 27
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@joonseo123 yo mama so old there was a picture of jesus in her yearbook
zombieslayer701 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid she tried to attempt suicide by jumping off a curb.
BananaMafia1 2 months ago 3
Press 4 for mountain derp
DionOfTheAwesomeness 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Lol why does it say derp
123marioland 2 months ago
my time to shine.. say something..DERP!
supersayindtae 2 months ago
Did anyone notice that the two top comments are the same?
Thumbs up if you notice that the two top comments are the same.
Seriously, if you can plainly see that the top comment is identical to another comment, WHY THUMB IT UP?! Senseless much? =/
unnamed715 2 months ago
That awkward moment when everyone saw what happened in the two top comments.
That awkward moment when the top comments are both the same.
That awkward moment when this became, REALLY awkward.
ThreePointNOM 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
Yo Mama so stupid, she brought clothes from Superdry and thought they would be waterproof!
TheDemApples 2 months ago
ur mama so fat everyone had to fart to cover up her embarrassment
kilkolio 2 months ago
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yo mama so fat, even dora cant explore her.
Cocochloe00x 2 months ago
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SAID "GO SHIT"INSTEAD OF"GO SHOOT"IN A BEYBLADE BATTLE.
koensu 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
JEEZ lol
KlixVoltage 2 months ago
yo mamas is like toilet paper gets used and wasted
awsomnessinthemaking 2 months ago
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Yo mamas so fat when she gets on the scale it shows her phone number
GrAnT23BoHn 2 months ago
Yo mamas so fat when she gets on the scale it shows her phone number
GrAnT23BoHn 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she traded her car for gas
ActivePsych 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo mama so horrified of the world to where she didnt come outside even when she was to go with her mama!
goldenshadows2 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly the boogy man checks under his bed for her
gamerdudeplayer 2 months ago
yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirror the mirror said oh my gosh! then the mirror died!
elidudex 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
yo mom is so stupid she thought a keybord for a coputer unlocked the CPU
Kiyoko504 2 months ago in playlist STUPID JOKES
is me or the guy sounds like joe from famly guy
Lionferrari777 2 months ago
@Lionferrari777 i know right lol
WWETripleG 2 months ago
@WWETripleG sweet you know
Lionferrari777 2 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for a surgery.
llucixxl 2 months ago
lol
thedarkwarrior598 2 months ago
Refreshing beverage :D
ProDribbler 2 months ago
Yo mama is so old when I slap her across her back her nipples fell off.
thecoolguy1872 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that when someone saw her when they were in a ship they yelled land ahoy!
antoineo13 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid she bought a book on how to read
TheShachattack13 2 months ago
Your mama so stupid that when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor
dlantngh2000 2 months ago
your mama so fat she broke the joke!!!!!
redbox6ful 2 months ago
Your mama so fat when she tripped over she made the grand canyon
54321Ricksta 2 months ago
yo momma!!
yo momma is so ugly she made chuck norris cry
tobi3098 2 months ago
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andrew1Legend4 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid she tried to play with a toy puddle
impy70ify 2 months ago
Yo mama so old she's older than your grandma
Skinscaps305 2 months ago
yo videos so stupid, you make the subscribe part longer than the actual content
ifad69 2 months ago
And she got Double XP on the top :D
Xmvtjets96X 2 months ago
Your mamas so fat ! She looks at a menu and says " ok" THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD BITCH!
gummybearninja1000 2 months ago
yo mamas so stupid, she tried to rob free food!
SuperLegendary21 3 months ago
u must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945.her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt u and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be saved
lilypads102 3 months ago
does anyone else notice 'Mountain Dew' changes to mountain derp? xD
rockerboy655 3 months ago