Batman Begins In 1 Minute

[skateninjahero]

Morgan Freeman...haha funny

[HOOMV]

Transcribing the audio is funny as shit!

[PiGuy6]

"Enjoy your choo-choo train to d**k-f**k town." XD

[fillewizard]

85 pepole are dickbutts

[TheJokezOnYou]

LOL!

[PiGuy6]

"Then everyone died, especially Heath Ledger. The end."

[SportsGirl234]

"And Batman said no...f*ck YOUUU!"

LOL ;D

[CrazyAhkmed]

"And then Batman said 'I need a Batman fuck mobile', and Morgan Freeman said, 'No, fuck you, you're getting a tank because you suck dicks and germs killed the martians.'"

[tekirx]

lmfao <

[AccidentlyNinja]

ESPECIALLY HEATH LEDGER

[emile43ver45]

AND THEN THERE WAS A FUCKER WITH A POTATO SACK ON HIS HEAD AND SED FUCK U AND THEN BATMAN SED NO FUCK U

[Fryiffy]

@emile43ver45 Congratulations, you can quote a video

[CrazyBlonde13]

Thank you Super Kami Guru

[skinnydipper16]

that was awesome just for the last line

[nizamm]

Now that's Harold Camping...

[SonnyKachu]

Ok. It's been 1 minute. Has batman began?

[vincemargiotta]

he would make a fortune with books on tape

[JerseyBoy127]

the dislike bar went fuck you. Then the like bar went NO! FUCK YOU!!!!

[PIEWOOT1]

LOL



[unknownethnicity]

ESPECIALLY Heath Ledger.

[Kerleyyy]

When I die. I want this guy to describe my life...

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

@Kerleyyy "Kerleyyy Jacked off for a minute."

[AshKillsUndeadNazis]

Especially heath ledger. :'(

[CiaranNiceberg]

64 people enjoyed their choo choo train to dick fuck town!

[GGBK28]

I couldn't breathe the first time I heard this because I was laughing so hard. I feel bad for finding the heath ledger part so funny but it's hysterical!!

[KarhsXII]

Everyone in these comments is a dickbutt.

*Proceeds to die along with everybody else, especially heath ledger.*

[TheHijackreaper]

AND THEN GERMS KILLED THE MARTIANS

[kakakoskit]

When this is on the night then its moooore funnier!

[iamthechanceman]

OMFG LOL!

this is soooo going in my micspam collection

[weponspec1682]

OMFG I CANT STOP LAGHING 

[JellyBelly9797]

63 people got tanks because they suck dicks

[Jaimas]

AND GERMS KILLED THE MARTIANS.

[roxasfruit]

thumbs up if someone micspamming on tf2 / css

got you here

*gets most rated for absolutely no reason*

[Hyperstar96]

Morgan Freeman got really lucky. He's the only person Batman encountered who didn't have something bad happen to him.

Batman's parents got dead.

The fucker with a potato sack on his head got dumb.

The ninja on a train died along with everyone else.

Morgan Freeman is one lucky son of a bitch.

[Pigganon]

Oh shit this is going in my TF2 micspam folder. Fucking hilarious.

[Skullsword94]

@Pigganon I heard this from someone who micspammed it on a server I'm a regular on XD

[New004lagmaster]

and then he got dead

[roomwithacatinit]

How did you get Morgan Freeman to narrate this?

[Greentooth4]

did anyone notice it skiped from 1:05?

[zweihand]

@Greentooth4 A lot of videos do that.

[Zencyde]

Oh my God.. that last line.

[MoaRQuarters]

its funny how this vid has 69 thousand views and 800 liks and the channel has 43 subs WTF!

[iobjection]

I killed the replay button :/

[richeyfilms]

i tink i jusst gut smrter form watkhing this.

[someb0de]

its so bad, yet so funny

[BlockisticStudios]

i'm baman

i'm piderman

i come ober da hous

we're best fwends

[kenchun24]

This...is...not...funny.At all.The idiocracy of America is truly here.

[Nintendoholic07]

@kenchun24 amen -.-'

[KalyriansFriend]

HIS PARENTS GOT DEAD

[nelsonmc93]

I've been using the word "dick-butt" to insult people for months now because of this video >:D

[Tjemoscene]

@nelsonmc93 Me fucking too dude XD

[MrGhostly12321]

57 people got dumb and fucked off the prinston.

[Ovibestplaya]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen!!!!

[pwnzer99]

i love this

[FxStryker]

"then there was this fucker with a potato sack on his head" lol

[storm32176]

@FxStryker AND BATMAN SAID "NO, FUCK YOU"

[Kiroswan]

Yeah, this sounds about right. 

[kadaashilol]

bat. fuck. mobile.

[barcod11]

hey it's morgan freeman as the narrorater

[SiegLhein]

I can feel my Intelligence decreasing.

[Wireless1016]

GOTTAM CITY

[DidYourMomOSaurus]

@Wireless1016 YES YES YES

[Troghen]

I just lost 70 I.Q points.

[bek0hmsford]

@Troghen IQ's can't fall into the negatives ;)

[TheSquatch13]

then there was a ninja on a train........And then everybody died, especially heath ledger. the end,

[SharDaRar]

660 people deserve tanks because they suC* di**

[jkats14]

Is it dickbutt or dickfuck?

[animalbrad]

@jkats14 both

[beatme101]

I like the part where it mentions Batman.

[TheNipplesofGod]

42 marshins died from germs

[teel115]

"Fuck you, you're getting a tank! Because you suck dicks!"

[drbeefcakes]

@teel115 and germs killed the martians!

[TheCheesyBanana]

i like the part where batman was epic

[exedra1013]

".. and then everbody died, especialy heath ledger" (i don't care if his name is spelled wrong or not)

[solidsnake2730]

@exedra1013 It's not spelled wrong.

[exedra1013]

@solidsnake2730 good then random name geussing is working well for me

[coolieo2222]

then batman dicked around for awhile

[xXVikingninjaXx]

HAHAHA

HIs parents got dead and he got pissed

[m999kelly]

F..k you!

[Heyalth]

I need this guy to record my answering machine message.

[TrekStars245]

Then Batman said he needed a bat fuck-mobile, but Morgan Freeman said "No, Fuck you you're getting a tank because you suck dicks!"

LOLOL. Funny shit.

[MarkArandjus]

One minute three seconds, have you no shame?

[robobrow]

EVERYBODY IN THIS CITY IS A DICK BUTT AND BATMAN SAID, ENJOY YOUR CHOO CHOO TRAIN TO DICK FUCK TOWN.

[Makani]

Especially Heath Ledger. I loled

[PurpleVolvagia]

reminds me of half-life, full life consequences

[rml877]

Then Batman fucked around a little bit. And then there was this fucker with a potato sack on his head and then he said "Fuck you" and then batman said "NO... Fuck You!!!"

[TheRyenGuy]

34 people fucked off to China to become ninjas, because their parents are dead.

[rml877]

NOO, YOU DON'T GET A BAT-FUCK-CYCLE, YOU GET A UNI-CYCLE BECAUSE YOU SUCK DICK!!!

[Heyalth]

This guy needs to record my voicemail message.

[UGM2008]

this has been mic spammed all over Team Fortress 2....and it was awesome

[13thforswarn]

Are there any other videos made by this guy?

[bigd2699]

and then he became "BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!­!!" LMAFAO

[ViveLRoi]

32 people are Joker minions.

[Darkmage1293]

Quick Robin! To the BatFuckMobile!

[9000mudkipzareinert]

THEN HE SAID "I WILL BECOME BATMAN"

AND HE BECAME

BAT

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[TinyCoconut]

Enjoy your choo-choo train to dick fuck town!

[kingpojo1]

31 people enjoyed their choo-choo train to dick-fuck town.

[coolieo2222]

@kingpojo1 dick but

[muhaha777]

@kingpojo1 56 now sadly

[Destructerator]

and especially heath ledger.

[pezizzle]

Everyone watching this movie is a dickbutt.

[bbwprincesspoppy]

I listen to this every day. It makes me feel happy. :3

[Scrabblet2]

Batman then went back home to Earth and said "I will become Batman" and then he became BAT MAN!

[allben93]

And germs killed the Martians.

[crazicaddstudios]

nooo fuck youu

[dnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

LOL dick butt

[BlueKewne]

27 people are on the choo choo train to dick fuck town.

[Kby323]

Because You Suck Dick

[woodelf5]

QUESTION:

After the bit about Scarecrow, is he saying: "And then Batman made him get DONE"?

[HousePeddler24]

@woodelf5 batman made him get "DUMB".

[SatanTheSith]

@woodelf5 Get dumb

[ylarar]

@woodelf5 made him get dumb.

[couchfort]

ESPECIALLY HEATH LEDGER

[xcaliber549]

Whoever disliked this can suck dick butt... LOL idk xD

[link9000000]

I played this on a ZM server and everyone was like... LOLOLOLOL WTF HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH LOLOLOL. Then an admin kicked me, probably out of jealousy xD

[einescheisse]

meh

[woodelf5]

This made me cry with laughter

[SgtMarcusEagle]

I wish my parents named me "BatMAN" before they got dead...

[kikoman14]

this never gets old

[wiimii95]

All dislikers were on the train the dick fuck town.

[LPGMODMovies]

Did anyone else at 0:28 hear a tf2 death sound? lol

[itachi456789]

@LPGMODMovies Engineer?

[LPGMODMovies]

@itachi456789 Yeah. xD

[whitedawn215]

rofl i saw this when it had 435 views

[KhmaiBodian559]

plz! MORE videos of movies like these PLEASE!

[Garkinane]

Batman fucked around a lot.

[avitardotnet]

.. and batman went back to earth ...

And batman said No... Fuck YOU

[xXxBakerMan324xXx]

heath ledger wasnt in batman begins tho...

[TDGBF]

"And then he became BatMAN!"

XD i laughed, soo hard. Almost pissed myself. "Everyone on this train is a dickbutt!"

[bigd2699]

"enjoy ur chu chu to dick fuck town!!" lmfaooooo

[rapplejab]

"so he fucked off to princeton, then he fucked off to china so he could learn to be a ninja because his parents were dead"- Lawl sauce XD

[t22bc]

As read from the back of a bootleg Batman Begins DVD.

[ahawk86]

Does the one part say "And germs killed the martians"?

[xxaxxab]

@ahawk86 Yes, in 2005 both Batman Begins and War of the worlds came out. In War of the Worlds, at the end, Morgan Freeman did an overview of the whole movie, and basically said Germs killed the martians. So that's why.

[ahawk86]

@xxaxxab Didn't know that. I thought it was a random non sequitur since I hadn't seen War of the Worlds, but that sheds some light for me. Thanks.

[TheKingofnoob]

Drink cola.

Click start on this video.

Your cola is now all over your keyboard.

[zephan12]

@TheKingofnoob

?????

PROFIT!



[italian504]

No *pause for suspense* Fuck YOU!

[TheKidThatPlaysGames]

No, Fuck YOU! Hahaha, perfect!

[bigd2699]

then batman said "no FUCK YOU" bahahah

[asianbeverage]

ah i was laughing when he said he went to china then he came back to earth. so china's not on earth? LOl

[TDGBF]

XDDD the BEST i cant stop laughing

[cookies5869]

lol

[AmandaMichele2010]

that Heath Ledger part was just mean.....

[whitedawn215]

I remember a year ago this vid had 300 views, now it has 30,000. Love this parody 5*

[dwdrummer52]

haha hillarious

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Excellent! =D

[1ydisiro1]

fucking nigger

[existence619]

haaha so simple and so amazing!!

only need to hear the funny voice

[Aerix]

God this was hard to track down.

[Soldier0Cross]

What killed the martions?

[Saandvich]

GERMS KILLED THE MARTIANS.

[Soldier0Cross]

thats what I thought, but...why?

[Saandvich]

Assumably, because martians don't have the same immune system as humans.

[ItachiKai13]

xD Freakin' hilarious.

[scoobytheoriginal]

rofl!!

[TorokBoti]

LOL , Hilarius =))=))=))=))=))

[vonTwirlenkiller]

His parents were deeeeeeeaaaaaad

[Xl3p3rm3ss1ahx]

omg what up mike

[DAHAXXXFTW]

Then there was this fucker with a potatoe sack on his head and he said. "Fuck you." Then bat man said."Noooo...Fuck yooouu."

DUDE I LOVE THIS

[jedisociety]

@DAHAXXXFTW and then he made him get dumb

[woodelf5]

@DAHAXXXFTW

FAVE line

[deathnotefanflash]

@DAHAXXXFTW and then batman made him get dumb

[exedra1013]

@DAHAXXXFTW and then batman made him get dumb

[Xl3p3rm3ss1ahx]

ohmyfuckinggod!!!!!! this made my laughing organ hurts

[layger7]

all die especially he LAYGER??? wow me?

[s0utht0wnjr]

@layger7 Heath Ledger.

[Awwwwwwsnapful]

its heith ledger, the guy who played the joker in the dark night

[jameswolf33]

lol dick butt

[rockcabbage]

Then batman said, NO, FUCK YOU, then he made him get dumb

[minichapman]

Then batman said I will become BATMAN!

[TylerBOOMBANG]

Haha

[281scooter]

funny

[1yomike100]

Dick fuck town

bat fuck mobile

[yellowbird48]

lolz one day his parents got dead