Emperor Scorpion vs. Lubber Grasshopper

[aguilaix]

that's unfair...

[HoLLo0x1]

Such a noob Scorpion. Couldn't kill his enemy by himself so the Elder Gods had to help him

[YesWeCantaloupe]

What the hell are you doing sticking your finger in there!!?

[EPTERLOKO1]

scorpion: come here!!!!!

grasshopper: your tearing my fucken legg off!!!

scorpio: let me just put the head in

grasshopper: rapist!!!!!!!!

[MrOOTFREAK1]

1:15 awkwaaaard!

[MrOOTFREAK1]

Scorpion: im waiting...

Grasshopper: NO NO NOOOO DONT GIVE ME TO HIM!!! HES EVILL!!!

Owner: now now, go grasshopper meet your new friend!

Grasshopper: but i dont wanna-

Owner: GET THE F**K OVER THERE!!!

Emporer Scorpio: ah finally

Grasshop: NOOOOO well this is the end of me goodbye!

scorpio: [eating noises]

[CBerry2221]

GET OVER HERE!

[TheButtheadd]

WHAT THE FUCK CAN A GRASSHOPER DO?? JUMP JUMP JUMP???LOL xD thats sucks for grasshoper

[pu55ylick3r]

thats scorpian = fucking the best thing ever i have seen on youtube.

[Equiliz3r]

damn nature, you scary

[KatideRealm]

1:42 "Run... Save yourself....." *dies*

[madcow52403]

RAAAAAAAPPPPPE



[FFXguii]

@MrCrossoverer Scorpions only use it poisonous sting like a "last resort" and it was a grasshopper the scorpion didn't even have to move '-'

[yotruu]

grasshopper = kadafi'd by scorpion 

[TheMSpence89]

Finish him!!

[Dan17234]

Scorpion, *Dislocates both Legs* "Hop Out of that bitch.

GrassHopper, You're a monstter!!

[elmapache14]

I wish someone put you in jail with someone bigger and stronger than you

[maalik20001]

this was kinda bogus and funny at the same

[Vyebrows]

from the title alone i suspect 'vs' is an exaggeration 

[MrCrossoverer]

You gotta poisonous tail dumbass use it!

[rabidamio]

1:45 hes saying HELP HES GONA RAPE ME! Lol

[blindsniper812]

is that a radscorpion from the fallout games

[Tango5478]

0:33 i think the scorpion broke his legs haha

[CrowbarCon]

yummy yummy

[xXxcgurlxXxXD]

dont use your finger o_o

[Sp33dYCCs]

Atleast give the grasshopper a gun or something -_-

[nguyenc512]

1:43 the scorpion is licking the grasshpers ass

[mariofranciscoxxx1]

drapion vs ninjask xd

[Yesnog05]

*Grabbing the legs*

GET OVER HERE!!!

[SOGZEBRA]

That IS A BIG ASS MUTHAFUCKIN CRICKET!

[HyyRisque]

Y WUD U PUT UR HAND IN THERE OMMMMMMMMMMMMMG

[MrJSU2010]

i have one of these scorpions but he s not that big yet and he tears crickets apart

[acephantom903]

The whole time I could hear the Grasshopper whimpering "Why you do this? D:"

[1985mfs]

Why is the scorpion holding its back legs apart and staring at its ass?

[AchilleyKing]

@1985mfs Dat Ass.

[isaacd1231]

grasshopper:aaaaaa my legs!!!

[aaliyah19]

WWWTTTFFF

[chadogkush]

yo that scorpion is like " where you going bby " lol

[ChaozAngelxD]

Thats a buff scorpion.

[AleksiQV]

That was only mad done of that person. It's totally different if the grasshopper went on it's own in the nature and the scorpion caught it.

[MrJdog272]

GET OVER HERE!

[02JJ02]

u tuch bug with hands? U MAD BRO!

[99dnx]

that poor grasshopper was probably screaming in pain

[epicdude1209]

every time i watch these vs videos i think of mortal kombat :P

[TheHoneyBear667]

@epicdude1209 every time i see a emperor scorpion i think of fallout3...

[jim89lee908]

Poor grasshopper was like, "Fck he got me -_-"

[DanielVonPalota]

That was pretty good!

[cartoonfreack328]

hmmmmm where have i seen that position...

[MrFisken123]

lolol his like i got u now bitch!

[alexliu100]

fuck....now i have to go look for LookHere3's conversation -___-

[DaRedJester]

@alexliu100 haha right?

[MrChillywilly1234]

BOTH THOSE THINGS HUGE AS FUCK!

[MrRoflmow]

Now I get why scorpion from mortal kombat say: GET OVER HERE!

[XxXAngelGilbertXxX]

OMG that scorpion is madddd fly yo where did you get it :D

[Detoritrockcity31]

yea grasshopper didn't have a chance at all scorpion was all over it

[A95131olo]

grass hopper seriously? you should have set like 4 bees one spider and one snake and see who's the strongerst

[DarqueMinato]

I'm afraid to turn around cuz I might see a bug.

[Hinozalez]

damn i bet the cricket

[andrewpark35]

the scorpion just wanted a hug

[GameZzJunki3]

that was one hell of a submission hold.

[laithinator3000]

That scorpion is a Nazi.

[susromf5]

@laithinator3000 Because of what LOL?

[laithinator3000]

@susromf5 When he administers the poison, its so nazi of him

[susromf5]

@laithinator3000 Ooo now i understand haha

[heyoitsrico100]

how can you do this haha i wouldve rescued the little grasshopper i cant let one animal eat another... lol 1:50 it looks like hes saying HELP ME....

awww

[raineko98]

@heyoitsrico100 You won't let an animal eat another animal?

Are you fucking retarded?

[heyoitsrico100]

@raineko98 no i mean i dont care about animals eating animals i just couldnt do it myself like when the other is alive! and if i remember correctly my comment wasnt directed towards you so... go away kthanksbye!

[Xjerp]

this is sad dude, i'm not trying to be a pussy but why a grasshopper!?

why not a mouse or a roach? oh well, at least it's not a human killing the poor thing.

[OneWhoHatesToSleep]

@Xjerp ..... why would a mouse be any better?

[TheJeanlouis99]

Scorpion: get your ass over here! Im fucking hungry!

[stewie142996]

grashopper: oh shit

scorpion: 0:10 smack down bitch

[MrMaddog987]

are u eating crisp :~]

[JackCarmine1]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY !

[SCOPEDWTF]

its like real steel! noisy boy(Emperor Scorpion) vs midas (grasshopper)

[derp19879]

grasshopper: SHIT LET ME!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!

scorpion: shh shhhhhhhhhh shhhhhh its all right just lit me poke you wit this

Grasshopper: NNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo­o.......................

scorpion: nom nom nom nom

[ylguehtthguackcirtap]

how did i get to this from lolwut pear!?

[imprinceful]

Grasshopper: DAMN LEMME GO! im justin bieber

Scorpio : fuck i will kill you slowly

[irishibe1972]

i want to suck your blood

[richie2259]

i love how this nigga is just casually holding on to the poor guys legs and just casually stings him without even trying lmfao

[iTziLeg1Tz]

SCORPION WINS

FATALITY

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[123iwazheer]

1:18 Grasshopper- oh shit there goes me leg

[Platoon347]

Rape!!!

[KilleroyCZ]

scorpions are awesome

[DJFuego13]

( Ghetto Version )

Grasshopper : LOOK AT ME AND THEN LOOK AT THE MOTHA FUCKA With the Claws And shit/

Scorpion : YEAH PUSSY IM THE SHIT GET YO BITCH ASS OVER HERE

* grasshopper gets his ass whooped *

[SaltyMegaDeath]

1:40 Grasshopper- Why would you do this to me? LOL honestly id be feeling guilty at this point

[MrRonwhite]

bro your scorpion is gay or a pussy or something

[TheBuchla]

lol 0:32 stab

[krspybacon1]

the scorpions looks like an aliens

[CJXXxxUnknown]

this provves how kickass a killer the scorpion is :3 eating its prey while its stil alive! xD Personally, i beleive there are 2 mega-pradatorial instects, and those are Centipedes, and scorpions :P (NOTE: NOT MILLIPEDES! Millipedes are the small black stinky ones that curl up in a swirl, the centipede is the one that has a venomous bite (to insects) and spikes on the tips of each of its individual legs)

[98Laurent]

YEEEEEE SCORPION, COME OVER HERE!!! FINISH HIM!! DUH DUH DUH... SCORPION WINS... FATALITY!

[TheOnlyBlackout]

COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[devolution1717]

Rattle ur wings harder! Ur not scaring him enough!

[megaman5043]

lmao the scorpion ws holdingthe grass hoppers legs open... i wonder y...

[TheDarwiniser]

the mouthparts of these things are the stuff of nightmares.

[ZonASk8er1]

*CRACK CRACK CRACK* hahaha

[ZonASk8er1]

the scorpion is just holdin him there for a bit to torch-er him lmao

[orgullomexicano24]

This is quite disgusting... lol

[MrCoco786]

You people need to stop complaining about insect abuse. A cricket is no different from a grasshopper and the scorpions got to eat. It would probably go after the grasshopper in the wild anyway.

[airfeek00]

get him a bodybag yeahhhh

[boarderofsnow23]

Two questions:

1)Can i have sex with this

2)Will I enjoy

[alabamaboy357]

@boarderofsnow23 WTF is that sopposed to mean

[boarderofsnow23]

@alabamaboy357 I don't understand your question. Could you possibly have meant "WTF is that *supposed* to mean" ?

[alabamaboy357]

@boarderofsnow23 same thing cunt

[boarderofsnow23]

@alabamaboy357 Are you going to answer my question, or just continue being a dick?

[alabamaboy357]

@boarderofsnow23 your the one being a dick you stupid motherfucker ill fucken tare your eyes out southern style.

[boarderofsnow23]

@alabamaboy357 Learn to speak and maybe then you can call me stupid.

[alabamaboy357]

@boarderofsnow23 your so funny motherfucker

[AzrielXXI]

Now all you have to do is play Slipknot in the background and sprinkle jelly beans on the winner.

[hendellll]

scorpion wins, flawless victory, FATALITY 

[2w4f56sweet]

I feel bad for the grasshopper..... U should have used a cricket instead.... Poor thing... kinda like insect abuse.. lol but I really dont like this video just for the fact that its torturing an inesent grasshopper

[RyanStileswliia]

I would have made it interesting and thrown a Tarantula into the pit. lets see who wins

[kyle90876]

I kinda feel bad for the grasshoper. Maybe u could have given it a cricket?

Sinse grasshopers are elegant creatures.

[classicsonic77]

damn! those are some big ass insects

[fuzzywig117]

at 0:12 he is like GET YO ASS BAQ HERE

[apoelapoelole]

at 0:07 wwe

[warriorguydudething]

Grasshopper=owned

[aholler20]

die skorpion have a small terra !!

[stellarblue51]

DIABOLICAL! Great video. It was so righteous to see that $%#$ grasshopper get wasted by your awesome scorpion. Thanks for posting!

[S65606]

u rlly shouldent put ur hand in there like that

[TinyFernando]

So thats what happened to Jimmy the cricket.... Figures

[TheDFOvids]

Im 11, but i know about bugs. The emporer only holds the enemy. Wen he has a good grip, he takes a while to inject the toxins. Once the lubber grasshoper is oaralyzed, easy!

[mekapsule]

Finish Him!!!

[jadams0630]

whered you find a huge grasshoper that big!?

[skatenova1]

that is one gnarly ass scorpion

[3737TheBEAST]

Dear Santa...

[marksmissingagain]

GET OVER HERE!!!!.....sorry i had to

[xXMurderOnFireXx]

AMERICUNT BUG FIGHTS

[TheGarish10]

0:14 ( OMG I stung myself!! :0 )

[hotrod506]

man you could not pay me to stick my hand in there

[TheWillyummm]

oh shit.

[Flazism]

I was watching Police Riots...How did I end here?

[XCFerrari]

Grasshopper: AH SHIT! LEMME GO!

Scorpion: C'mere bitch.

[fitimity]

is it poisonous? sorry for my language im not very good at spelling :D

[GridGOD7778]

It holds on to it for awhile, and then sends it to its death. Brutal fight.

[ryanhigafan206]

lol the scorpions like " Get over here bitch "

[garrysmodsroxs]

@ryanhigafan206 lol, MORTAL KOMBAT

[bigemugamer]

OOII! EES GOT ME BY ME OIND LEGS! :(

[MyAcc123NotYourz]

Oh yea? LETS SEE THAT SCORPIAN EAT A COCKROACH ._.

BTW are scorpians insects? or are they just like crabs but they have poison?

[Saromin1]

@MyAcc123NotYourz I think they're actually Arachnids, just like spiders.

[Ronin1914]

@MyAcc123NotYourz: Scorpi(o)n, not Scorpi(a)n...

[pongo84gta]

i think the scorpion wants to have sex with grasshopper ._.

[bioniclemaster1]

grasshopers are very powerful

[spreadingthecure]

1:42 made me laugh. haha "Help meeeee!"

[dinoblood3023]

se lo comio vivo no manchen

[ObeyIrok]

Sick ass Scorpion!

[d0dg3rloool]

watching the mandibles is so cool

[zefside100]

:o poor grasshopper :(

[wolfpakk12who]

ewwwwwwwwwww just fucking ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nuthin makes me say ewww but thislol ewwwwwwwwww

[DakkaDakkaboy]

FATALITY

[raisinbrand96]

wtf is that loud crakling noise?

[InfernoRodan]

@raisinbrand96 It's the grasshopper rattling its wings. They do it to frighten attackers.

[Mic1337Panther]

@InfernoRodan Well i don't think it works, lol.

[jessie8393]

@InfernoRodan the scorpion is holding the scorpion is thinking i wont to rape it

[jessie8393]

@InfernoRodan the Grasshopper

[codrulzall]

@InfernoRodan it didn't work very well then :)

[Nauruto565]

@InfernoRodan I don't thin it'll work with those gay pink wings.

[blahmen101]

@InfernoRodan r u kidding me, the the dude taping it is obviously eating some potato chips in the backround

[InfernoRodan]

@blahmen101 ...Not sure if troll, or just retarded...

[blahmen101]

@InfernoRodan haha i was just kidding to sound stupid

[hitman7777777777]

@raisinbrand96 no its the camera man eating doritos..

[sawmassacre13]

Is it possible to make scorpions fight with each other ?

[BobInGreek]

put a crayfish with a scorpion

[Silverpandablood]

Some mystical for dosent kill prey before the predator kills it in the wild. So get over it people. Btw i agree with @bigburkhart

[agame1108]

From where do you get the lubber grasshopper?

[bob84676]

@agame1108 you find it. I don't think they sell them in petrade.

[BigBurkhart]

Frigging radscorpions.

Great vid though. And to all the butthurt PETAphiles out there, it's called predation. It happens in nature. The scorpion kills its food and eats it. Get over yourself.

[supergamer73]

lol, it didnt know there were bugs activists lol

[JuHoon123]

where do u get one for a cheap price



[schildpaddie]

wild grashopper appeared Scorpion used: poison sting It was not very effective!! Grashopper used: splash it had no effect! Scorpion used: x scissor! Attack was not very effective Grashopper used: tail whip Scorpions attack fell! Scorpion used: Guillotine Its a one Hit K-o You gained 237 Exp. 

[stevenplol]

scorpion Y U NO USE STINGER?!

[chronic2495]

SCORPION WINS!!!!!! FATALITY

[flylow223]

nice scorpion. i have the same kind!

[Legacyofblood9909]

who is eating chipz in the background its annoying XD

[angrywhitebird22]

maybe luber ran out of lube to slip away lol

[BboyHappay]

hes not an "asshole" or other names because he feeds his pet? he would be an "asshole" if he didnt feed his pet? nothing wrong with recording something that happens outside almost every hour???