Ask A Ninja - Question 3 "Ninja Training"

[someoneXX1000]

what happen to episode 1 and 2 D=

[shihaanWTF]

i inshed these when i was 2 weeks........im bad ass

[BelugaBagel]

Ryan Reynolds isn't a ninja. he's a mercenary.

[ShadowNinjaman01]

I am a ninja QK

[xXEvilPixie12Xx]

hahaha ur a fuck-monkey! swim in a volcano...CUZ LAVA IS EASY TO TACKLE WHEN YOUR SWIMMIN IN IT! ....and yh u have very fugly fingers....

[ss4gohan4ss]

Pretty sure this guy used to have a channel called NinjaRant look it up lol his such a Bellend its untrue your judgement on him will change

[BackwoodBurg]

Chuck Norris could kick this ninjas ass.

[TheRealBoyardee]

@BackwoodBurg No he couldn't. Chuck Norris isn't funny.

[BackwoodBurg]

Chuck Norris could kick this ninjas ass

[zokon53]

HELL NO* CHUCK NORRIS is NOT NINJA!

[MrCarmine14]

start training at age six weeks! :O my parents should have tould me about this >: [

[notsofunnyperson123]

you are a faker.i am real ninja.full-fletched.no swimming in volcanoes,or blizzards, or testss.just be strong,fast,and have practiced with the sword for 4 years.

[MisterEclipse96]

@notsofunnyperson123 Ok, you're not a real ninja for one. For two, this video is a joke.

[dudegamingteam]

I died at the 1st challenge

[DarkraiFangirl]

I was definitely born a ninja. XD

[zachlarsen100]

Really weird :(

[farhan00]

"Walk through a blizzard without a blade of snow hitting you" HAHAH

[drax49]

i was born a ninja and did all the physical and mental tasks so i am one of the most powerful ninjas in the world

[divinitystudios80]

your a dickhead i am a ninja you have no idea the training i go through. you are a pussy

[coastalrecon62]

no need to kill jeff i alredy did that

[aubreevevo]

Naruto lied to me man I trusted Gaara

[epicduckeh6]

Question for ninja, how do I fuck a girl without her even knowing without the use of drugs or anything else?

[RyleyAshford]

@epicduckeh6 Be a ninja.

[RyleyAshford]

We were all born ninjas: we were the fastest sperm.

[jgoo4]

@RyleyAshford That just means we were born Kenyan

[RyleyAshford]

@jgoo4 No, TWINS and other multiple births are born Kenyan. We're single-born children because no other sperm made it to the womb.

Only a ninja would know why.

[XxKittyGotClawsxX]

I grew up with this show man I never watched anything on t.v. me and my dad watched this together..... man i had an awesome childhood

[DJMYTHICAL13]

Last time i swam in a volcano i got a rash..XD

[vudurabbit]

Ofcourse you can swim in a volcano...noobs..

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

LOL that's some Ninja Training....

[tntdabomb911]

i know this vid is for fun but ninjas need stealth...silence...and not allowing to be seen like putting yourself on youtube with more than 400,000 viewers lol...lmao...lmfao

[NinjaGirl1213]

i'm sorry but i think u clearly dont know what a ninja is

ninjas dont "swim" in freakin lava dude

and its impossible to walk thorugh a blizzard without touching 1 snow flake

clearly this shows u have no clue of how it takes to be a ninja

i know i dont know everything about how to be a ninja

but i do know 1 thing for sure ninjas dont act retard the way u put them

>=( so repect ninjas u ninja wanna be

idc if i'm hated here am standing up 4 wat i think is right

[1stflamejame]

@NinjaGirl1213 its easy to go throug a blizzard without a snow flake touching you get a long big plastic ball get in it with an oxygen tank the keep rollin to the stop signs and no you cant swim in a volcano lol ur right bout that ^o^

[armycat23]

@NinjaGirl1213

sense of humor............yours is lacking

[airsoftM4G18allthewa]

he forgot chuck norris...

[mrbeefhotlinksv2]

flood wuz here

[12dogsandy]

at week 6 im making my kid do that stuff so i got ninja kids yeah

[thechaggyninja]

IM A PUREBREAD FREAKEN NINJA!! lol

[kickass1841]

i started my training when i was 2 weeks old and swam through the volcano then i killed all my beasts when i was 2 years old then i passed the ninja test when i was 7 so that makes me pretty freakin ninja!!!

[dkm1ller]

@kickass1841 yes that is pretty ninja.. i was just bred for ninja things...u could be a ninjousn (ninja cousin) of mine... our training is very close to the same..cept i was ninja first....but you are still above average...so good job!

[angelon111]

i see your sweater sleve...

[maxxus176]

92 are ninja like or ninja-esk

[dkm1ller]

I was born a ninja but I started my training @ 2 weeks and killed all my beasts @ a month old then I passed the ninja test @ two months. So ya that makes me pretty damn ninja!!!

[iSw3atBull3ts]

@dkm1ller me too same thing here

[iSw3atBull3ts]

i was born a ninja

[Riighted]

Are you a real ninja?

[nightmareluffy1000]

you also need to have weapon skills with at least over 400 weapons to become a nonja if you are not a ninja born.

[queenrocks77]

lmao!

[toreerulz]

All the people saying you have to be Asian, THAT IS A MYTH!!! in the video he never said you have to be Asian to be a ninja. I'm white and I was born a ninja.

[GenericUssername]

@toreerulz blade was black and he was a ninja vampire

[NeRdzZ1000]

It's funny because he isn't even Asian!!

[misestrelka]

What happened to, Jeff? i think he said?

[spencerphelpschannel]

lol 6 week old SWIMMING IN A VOLCANO O.O talk about extreme you ain't kidding.

[markmchayle]

lol lol lol!! omg this hilariious!!!! freakin Hilarious!!! u have to swim through a volcano at six weeks lol!!!!!!!

[MadnessJuan]

How do we accomplish being born a ninja?

lmao this guy is great. 

[RbonStudios]

87 people was not borned a ninja

[djphat94]

hey how many ninja is needed to kill a ninja u see i got this ninja problem and i think i will hire ninja but i dont know how many ninja it will take

[wes55463]

you don't have to be born a ninja.....most of them were just farmers that rised against the shogan.......you really just have to rebel against the government thats all

[sasukeisastoner]

I have completed all three.

[jackmantograva]

all did it :P

my mother is ninja and my dad to :P

[aTF2player]

I AM A NINJA I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF A LION AT AGE 2 SECONDS

[SomthingWorng]

i can see ur mouth and nose XD

[konoha92hero]

Yeah...let's go swim in a volcano now XD

[10gogetassj]

Ninjas are Asian not white ur not even

[crashmidget15]

EVERY beast on the planet? even then honey badger? jesus thats tough

[abglane]

and i belive that you are ninja too!

[ultimatebatgirl]

:oteehee the thing tied around ur neck is just a sweatshirt pfft

[someguy4538017]

Lol walking through a blizzard without being hit by a snowflake

[onlinegamer76]

@someguy4538017 its possible but only a ninja can dod it, it requires a lot of thought if you arent ninja

[shmoopythelumberjack]

@digitalfilmmaker

what about chuck norris is he a ninja also? :)

[2168222naruto]

Fucking stupid and gay dumb ass

[mazzpsykoziz]

@2168222naruto does he need an orange uniform and headband with a leaf before its acceptable?

[m01dCak3]

hey ninja, i was born a ninja and teleportred out of the womb when i was born but got chubby you should add the fact that you need to be fit cuz i am no longer a ninja

[boardthrulife]

"You have to fight every beast known to man"...so thats how the dinosaurs went extinct...

[stathamajf]

@boardthrulife ...This is the best theory as to the extinction of the dinosaurs that I have ever seen...ever...

[Namord]

@boardthrulife: Then maybe Chuck Norris is also a Ninja! Sweet.

[meallaine]

your the biggest morran ninja created by you morran master

[madskillzmz]

he looks like one of those guys from metal gear solid

[AGuitarNinja]

another physical requirement --> be able to digest indian food

[uchihaitachi181]

what about the beasts that are Unknown to Man, like the Magon or the Selmahieck?



[akatsukigothiccat]

81 people didn't become a ninja

[imxxaxxspazz]

search on youtube how to make a ninja mask.

[WulvPawz]

i infact fought all animals known by man, but i got my ass kicked by the slug :(

[Zino272]

@fredderick3000 why do people make stupid comments trying to be funny and to get voted up?

[cool666able]

@bloodgordge I seriously love that book

[mjpink23]

what a dupe!

[SiSivictoria127]

I lol'd because while I was watching the video, I noticed that he was just wearing a shirt, a lil' black hood and wrapped a sweater er something around his neck

[NessDendle]

This whole video i was thinking about running through a blizzard without a snowflake hitting you.

[GPXgirl]

80 people were not born a Ninja.

[SuperVampiretaco]

im a real ninja

[bloodgordge]

You could also be I.T.A.N (is that a ninja)

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[mutalord]

best of luck jeff, I look for to killing you soon XD

[DemonDrummer1018]

@mutalord...foward?

[mutalord]

@DemonDrummer1018 sorry, missed taht one

[DemonDrummer1018]

@mutalord lol

[joshyDn1]

i'm josh, can ask u question?

how many girlfriends does a ninja have? do ninjas score every night even on missions?

[UmbreonStar57]

I was born a ninja. It's true.

[perera419]

Wow, Asian Brides for you busizz4me.info

[williamq19]

Walk through a blizard without a flake of snow hitting you XD

[AryaDrottingdu101]

@JOHNBURSE100 i give him a F- or below. i give him a death sentance for shaming our clans and families

[TheBlackDragonflight]

@JOHNBURSE100 You're* .. You're a complete fool.

[AryaDrottingdu101]

@TheBlackDragonflight no he is not. he speaks the truth

[TheBlackDragonflight]

@AryaDrottingdu101 They see ya trollin' they hate it, now stop freaking trolling! stop freaking trolling, Stop freaking trolling.

Cookie to anyone who gets the song.

[amcownege]

@TheBlackDragonflight yo a fool, fool!

[AryaDrottingdu101]

@JOHNBURSE100 i agree... i want to stab this fake moron.... lets get a plan to do that.... im very good at that sort of thing.

[nelumvia]

@AryaDrottingdu101 PHONY! BIG FAT PHONY! :p

[dragonkilla174]

@JOHNBURSE100 This isn't real fucktard

[AryaDrottingdu101]

@dragonkilla174 hey shut up. he is right. this fool knows nothing

[dragonkilla174]

@AryaDrottingdu101 Anyone with half a brain can see that this is a comedy video. Of course this guy has no idea what he's talking about if he's making a fucking comedy video retard.

[gatedude07]

I prefer the term "Ninjoid"

[iSwayzak]

You're really not funny. I'm outta here.

[JayThaReal15]

lol we can see your sleeve :)

[azzkikah]

WTF? its like nursing.

[gangstawwe]

wat a fag hes not asian so he cant be a ninja either :L

[nelumvia]

@gangstawwe he's asian... you just cant see it cause he's too ninja and hides it as a ninja would :p

[thegreatninjaman]

ya training to be a ninja is tough, one time in ninja trainning i was in an antartic blizzard, i was sooooo close to getting to the finish line......but i let that one little snowflake touch me!  oh and dont get me started on the test. took me 17 trys!!

[VuileTeef]

I'm going to make my 2month old cousin swim in a volcano!

NINJA!

[tjsylla]

lmao!!swim in volcano..lmao..wow..amazing

[zombiekiller8360]

yes..... but can u kill me?

[brottarnacke]

Ryan Reynolds from Blade 3. LMAO!!

[mrkingofhalo3]

im now a ninja assassin it took me three years to complete mah training./.... whats harder to be a ninja assassin is you have to go through a rainfall wit out any rain tuching you.......then jump into the ocean naked and not get any water on you.............go into the eye of a tornado in a flat praire witout gettting lifted

[miles305678]

@mrkingofhalo3 Ninja are trained mercinaries from ancient japan to do less honorable work like sabotage and poisoning, Assassin comes from Hashshashin which was a pejorative name given to the Nizari Ismailis, particularly those of Syria and Persia (Source Wikipedia). There is no such thing as a Ninja Assassin except the ask a ninja-ninja he is the only one who quilifies :P

[tabijade11]

A and the 3rd thing to becoming a ninja is the mental challenges. The ninjas give you a bitchin 5000 question multiple choice test. 

[TearsofTeal]

I look forward to your thinking that your looking forward to trying to kill me......... o____o

[IHasATurkeyLeg]

"It's kinda B and C but it's really D"

[vargrvestudios]

@IHasATurkeyLeg HA! you fell for it! its actually A

[etrinh00azn]

@IHasATurkeyLeg OMFG i STILL hate it when ppl comment the quotes!!

[IHasATurkeyLeg]

@etrinh00azn It was 6 months ago. Get over it. Bitch.

[dumbtardface]

@etrinh00azn

yet everybody thumbs up these ppl

[Frettsy]

you have to walk through a blizzard without a flake of snow hitting you.

[bigsdude94]

physical requirements: you have to start training at the age of 6 weeks? so then that movie Ninja Assassin has it all wrong. they didn't start training until they were 7 (i'm just guessing; the orphans in the clan looked like 7 or 8 year olds). which actually makes me wonder, do ninjas have clans?

[mikkygirl18]

hahahahahahaha omg hahahahahha

[lilAngus55]

and you must fight EVERY BEAST KNOWN TO MAN!

[AwsomeMystery]

not completely true most ninjas do have to be born a ninja but not all anly the exceptional prodagies (like in naruto pein) so goe how do u know so many things about ninjas and if you are aninja then y do u make videos tlling secrets to the world seems suspiciouse.

[ldjx1000]

@AwsomeMystery Please tell me you didn't actually take this video seriously...hahaha

[AwsomeMystery]

@ldjx1000 Of course not im not that dumb. i was joking.

[ldjx1000]

@AwsomeMystery Oh...sorry, It's just that I deal with so many people that are taht dumb everyday lol, I apologize for the false judgement.

[AwsomeMystery]

@ldjx1000 lol thats ok.

[arshdeep125]

@AwsomeMystery Lmao XDDD True!! telling secrets of the ninja to the world ..Is suspicious... :3 XD

[vtjak2]

how to walk in a snow without them touching you...lol...its like rain but in ice....

[DemonicRemption]

I apparently wasn't born a ninja, because these answers sound like they go through hell.

[Wooyaninja]

A bitchin multiple choice test. Lol

[Pickles9461]

i look forward for you to kill me soon too..

[emz33]

Lol costume malfunction at 1:27

[NewbiusMaximus]

hmmm seems more like ask a spartan right now lol

[themoonsmoon]

ha to me swimming is a volcano is just like sitting in a hot tub

[Viataf]

i was shocked after i passed the test because i was high when i did it XD

[PaulThePuppetier]

I have killed every beast in every realm and time period in existance

[Missykicksassdude]

Can you beat Jackie Chan in an awesome Ninja brawl?

[azaxYyYyY]

ayhahahahaha

[dragonblaze3663]

do you mean hot volcano as in hot bubblebath?

[Izak609]

Dang... step one took me five tries!

[hadessoldier666]

ha i was born a ninja 

[mrkingofhalo3]

i passed the test at 4999 out of 5000 and i finished everything else i killed any other beasts at other relms and dimensions at age 7 cuz my teleporter broke several times soooo yay im ninja

[Theelamental]

age 4 killed every kind of creture in the other relms and dimnsions and i finished the multible anser test the passing grade is 90% correct i got 100% correct

[Theelamental]

age 4 killed every kind of creture in the other relms and dimnsions

[Spartan472]

I know for certain that i was born a ninja. I remember sneaking inside my grandmother's Volts Wagon, and I managed to avoid death when I crashed into my uncle's trailer, all done at my tender age of 4!

I'm not shittin anyone! This really did happen to me!

All I need to do now is to pass the multiple choice questions... for the 5th freakin time!!! >:l

[MrKurepha]

hahahaha ninja asasin hmmm..... ninja sa asin?

[247KURTCOBAIN]

apparently, my little sister wasn't meant to be a ninja *teardrop* mom's gonna kill me.

[kerozenimus]

Have you ever watched "ninja assassin"? I bet you could kick everybody's ass if you were on that movie!

[nerfwar12]

i some form shinobi decent you got that right obt everything else

[songebobensitne]

I am a ninja

[ellissmith23]

ryan reynolds lol

[coolcrackhead]

are you a pro ninja

[pitbullsucks]

i was born a ninja i know how to use a ninjato a wakizashi and shuriken i was able to walk at age 2 months and i killed a deer with my bear hands am i a ninja

[mageslol]

@pitbullsucks WELL TO BAD YOU FAILED THE MENTAL REQUIREMENTS CAUSE YOU DON'T know the difference between Bear and Bare

[pitbullsucks]

@mageslol the bear hands was a reference to a funny picture

[pitbullsucks]

@mageslol i meant i ripped the hands off a bear and used them to kill the deer and i got the questionnaire with a 95% score and killed every beast known to man

[TheAssassinization]

wow. i look forwar to meeting you. because im a full blooded assassin.

[werfget]

ya i tried the second step after i was sure my son was born a ninja... unfortunately.... he failed horribly

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

i'm gonna fight ever beast known to man! FUCK YEAH

[CLASIFIEDboy]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo. i need to work on walking through a blizard without snow touching me.

[havick104]

i did this before i was thought of how because i am a true ninja

[DarthZob]

im a pure bread ninja ;D lol i swam in lava at age 3 weeks old and killed one of every beast by the age 6 weeks

yup *ninja prodigy* hehehe

[branjumba]

I a ninja but people cant see me but only when i go to school people can see me. I just did not swim in a volcano I went scuba diving in a volcano also I passed the ninja 5000 question test the first time I took it. Also I beat Chuck Norris.