Another creative way to slow down the aging process? Einstein's theory of relativity; if one travels at the speed of light, the time in space where one is travelling will pass more slowly compared to time on Earth, therefore for every day in space, a few hundred years will pass while- meh, just get botox...
Botox is just botulism with a pretty name - aka a serious paralytic illness. At one point the Amercian government was even trying to use it as a military weapon. Does that sound like something you'd want injected into you?
Not to mention it does NOT make you look good. Unless you think having a robot face is good.
People age. It is a fact of life. I know it sucks, but you can either choose to age with dignity and grace or with a plastic, expressionless face that creeps people out.
and after you change your face to look like a 12 year old it will actually age faster unless you go back over and over, and you'll time travel into a future to a hag :D
I just ate an orange and those botoxy needles i n the end made my stomach jump ooo so bad, almost like an elevator...I thought I was going to have to say goodbye to my orange
Here's a quote straight from Doctors Against Animal Experiments:
"The standard (Botox testing) procedure is a classic LD 50 test. Groups of 100 mice are injected with different doses of Botox in the abdomen. The LD50 test causes substantial pain and suffering for the mice. The animals undergo paralysis, impaired vision and respiratory distress. After three or four days of suffering they finally die from suffocation."
Drs who make money with botox never tell you about the cruelty behind it.
Yes! Especially for such a sully, superficial and temporary treatment for self-absorbed, thoughtless people who could put their money to so many better uses.
And I don't think mice are "insignificant... they are fellow mammals and each as much a miracle of nature as any other mammal-- including humans.
i didnt really mean insignificant, more... not as thought about?
besides, that crap doesnt even last long, and they keep having to get those damn injections like 10 of dem in a week thats nasty. let those damn self absorbed bastard die from suffocation.
Laughed so hard. I'am onnly 19 but I've decided I'am ageing with pride and never lying. Age is a testament to the experience You have and the events You've been around for :)
1.cover ur mouth with ur hand 2.make a wish 3.close ur hand (fist) 4.send this to 3 more vids 5.tomorrow will be the best day ever money-u will find $200 in cash love-ur crush will kiss u or ask u out ________________ this is scary if u read this this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
I didn't even flinch when I got the 12 injections around my forehead , but when the tech pulled out the 2 syringes of Juvederm and stuck my face like she was doing a makeover on my lips, That STUNG so bad my eyes teared. but I love the results. i am 27 and look 22. I am a guy too
now that you've startedto read this dont stop or u will be killed. my name is samantha and i have no mouth and no legs and no ears if u dont forward this onto at least 10 videos i will come inot ur room and kill u in ur sleep P.S. i didnt start this
#1:12 no time passes here in the beauty room....however.... Laughed so hard
damakibo 2 weeks ago
Can we talk about how InfoMania is the best thing ever???
OrangeXenon54 4 weeks ago
lol
TheQuartersQuote 1 month ago
Another creative way to slow down the aging process? Einstein's theory of relativity; if one travels at the speed of light, the time in space where one is travelling will pass more slowly compared to time on Earth, therefore for every day in space, a few hundred years will pass while- meh, just get botox...
moondustyperson 2 months ago
I'm going to show this to a friend of mine the next time she starts yammering about wanting botox.
Wish me (and her...) luck!
thatoneweirdo1 6 months ago
Oh god that last bit made me cringe hard. Ladies, you are beautiful as you are. Do NOT subject yourself to that stuff o.O
Baalthazzar 6 months ago 7
"They want them boners back!" That is PRICELESS!!! LMAO!!!
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BetteannScott97 9 months ago
Your videos make my day :)
UndeniableMystique 1 year ago 2
Parentheses have a place, but not on your face.
It's like I've been walking around saying "Don't listen to me. I'm a form of punctuation that signifies an aside."
2DGorillaz192000 1 year ago 8
ah the old needles in the face.
vf1764 1 year ago
They want them boners back! LOL
wookie2225 1 year ago 8
@wookie2225 I love how she actually puts the air guitar down when she's done with it.
LoneGunman90 1 year ago 17
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I wasn't sure about my procedure but I got some good info on plasticsurgerymadeeasy (.) com
nutritiousacne99 1 year ago
hahaha 'You've got a lump on your face.'
i miss you sarah =[
tuttifrutti91 1 year ago 9
this is one of my favorite shows on current.
LoveForAAR 1 year ago 2
would it bironic to say that sarah looks really pretty and.... smooth today!!
PimpMyParadigm 1 year ago
LMAO. approximately 2 bagillion products.
kathleenblueeyes 1 year ago
Botox is just botulism with a pretty name - aka a serious paralytic illness. At one point the Amercian government was even trying to use it as a military weapon. Does that sound like something you'd want injected into you?
Not to mention it does NOT make you look good. Unless you think having a robot face is good.
People age. It is a fact of life. I know it sucks, but you can either choose to age with dignity and grace or with a plastic, expressionless face that creeps people out.
xQueenKristinx 1 year ago 14
@xQueenKristinx Good comment I agree with you :)
SUPERGRASS1000 1 year ago
I probably won't ever use Botox. Partly because needles scare me, and needles in the face makes for some high-octane nightmare fuel.
KiwifruitPixie 1 year ago 4
..You know, now that I think about it..who thought of Botox in the first place? "Hey, if I put this poisony stuff into my face.."
Come to think of it, who invented milk from a cow?
EarthlyMaidenLita 2 years ago
and after you change your face to look like a 12 year old it will actually age faster unless you go back over and over, and you'll time travel into a future to a hag :D
linzymack 2 years ago 4
Remember ladies, you're face is never good enough. You must change it to look like a 12 year old so that men will find you attractive.
spagerbot 2 years ago 14
I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic.
musicalpause 1 year ago
i love how she hands off the air guitar
EretzLaAm 2 years ago 9
I just ate an orange and those botoxy needles i n the end made my stomach jump ooo so bad, almost like an elevator...I thought I was going to have to say goodbye to my orange
cacahuatitapotter 2 years ago 3
I'm probably totally immature but I giggle every time they say "Underpants!" in the opening.
...Scratch "probably", I'm totally immature. :D
snowfishe 2 years ago 22
The needles made me hide under my blanket. I'm serious. Needles in your face!!
SimulatedStories 2 years ago 4
Don't listen to me - I'm a form of punctuation that signifies an aside!
geoog1 2 years ago 8
ohh this world))
MADINA2U 2 years ago
Everybody knows ( your face looks weird ) . Ha ha ha ha .
whiteserenitycat 2 years ago 8
omg the end made me want to puke
nonamekid79 2 years ago
the parentesis thing was hilarious
japigrrrl 2 years ago 3
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Here's a quote straight from Doctors Against Animal Experiments:
"The standard (Botox testing) procedure is a classic LD 50 test. Groups of 100 mice are injected with different doses of Botox in the abdomen. The LD50 test causes substantial pain and suffering for the mice. The animals undergo paralysis, impaired vision and respiratory distress. After three or four days of suffering they finally die from suffocation."
Drs who make money with botox never tell you about the cruelty behind it.
journeyman47 2 years ago 3
dude thats fucked even tho mice are insignificant, no one deserves that kind of pain.
premoslide 2 years ago
Yes! Especially for such a sully, superficial and temporary treatment for self-absorbed, thoughtless people who could put their money to so many better uses.
And I don't think mice are "insignificant... they are fellow mammals and each as much a miracle of nature as any other mammal-- including humans.
journeyman47 2 years ago
i didnt really mean insignificant, more... not as thought about?
besides, that crap doesnt even last long, and they keep having to get those damn injections like 10 of dem in a week thats nasty. let those damn self absorbed bastard die from suffocation.
premoslide 2 years ago
what if i combine botox and boner? one way to find out...
sarkerm2 2 years ago
This is really good vid! Good job funny but at the same time to the point.
Scarletthelps 2 years ago 2
Large underpants!
BlackNoir 2 years ago 4
What? This face?
Do you need a sandwich?
The house is on fire.
Is it my day to bring orange slices?
EarthlyMaidenLita 2 years ago 135
jeez.whats your problem worldofmorons?.. what does it matter if i think its kind of true..?...look at your own comments first.
imgonnasingmywayout 2 years ago
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imgonnasingmywayout + comment = moron.
worldofmorons 2 years ago
i love this show so funny kind of true too...
imgonnasingmywayout 2 years ago 3
Kind of true?
worldofmorons 2 years ago
Laughed so hard. I'am onnly 19 but I've decided I'am ageing with pride and never lying. Age is a testament to the experience You have and the events You've been around for :)
beautifulbeast4 2 years ago 14
Congrats for being smarter than most people. :)
SaturnaliaSidhe 2 years ago
Congrats for being smarter than most people. :)
SaturnaliaSidhe 2 years ago 6
"Here's Michelle before ... and now three months later when she bought some makeup."
LOL endlessly! :-)
AuroraVanilla 2 years ago 110
LOL endlessly [2]
bessadale 2 years ago
LOL ''everyone will notice, but no one will know!'' ''....EVERYBODY KNOOWSSSS'' ( your face looks weird) i laughed so hard haha xD
Arajntos 2 years ago 15
Wth , men also need botox! Men also need all the comestic surgeries that women need. We are the same as women.
PirateKing1256 2 years ago 2
The parenthesis bit is my favorite part of this vid.
chaosvii 2 years ago
doin a ton of blow
metaphyzxx 2 years ago 2
lol I love this show :)
missTawnton 2 years ago 2
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1.cover ur mouth with ur hand 2.make a wish 3.close ur hand (fist) 4.send this to 3 more vids 5.tomorrow will be the best day ever money-u will find $200 in cash love-ur crush will kiss u or ask u out ________________ this is scary if u read this this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours
GameKnightsShow 2 years ago
Sarah Haskins is one of the best observers of society and culture today. AND she's a fine comedian. Hats off!
1chienandalou 2 years ago 10
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in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
animefan48 2 years ago
"no time passes here in the beauty room".
lol i love that. it was like...poetic.
anonybelle 2 years ago 4
EVERYONE KNOWS. xD Sarah is AMAZING!
Spyco 2 years ago 6
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
robertstolte 2 years ago
I LOVE TARGET WOMEN!
cailinmeister 2 years ago 4
She could do stand up.
mobako 2 years ago 11
YouTube does have a lot of crazy stuff on it.
ErichoTTA 2 years ago 2
"They want them boners back!"
CGC002 2 years ago 12
Im going to pee my pants, this is so great!!!!
Kaylaiscrucial 2 years ago 3
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I didn't even flinch when I got the 12 injections around my forehead , but when the tech pulled out the 2 syringes of Juvederm and stuck my face like she was doing a makeover on my lips, That STUNG so bad my eyes teared. but I love the results. i am 27 and look 22. I am a guy too
ldontGiveARatsASS 2 years ago
wtf how much did u pay to only look 5 years younger as a guy?
premoslide 2 years ago 2
Doing a ton of blow!
whateverlolawants 2 years ago 3
Thank you for making me laugh!
ortoceratite 2 years ago 4
I want to have Sarah Haskins babies. I don't even want to have my husband's babies, so that's saying a lot!
Livlet 3 years ago 14
Needles in your face ^_^ I love your stuff.
Frozenpeaninja 3 years ago
You are GREAT.
Hippodameia 3 years ago
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f you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours (sorry)
BurningTireCP 3 years ago
"do you want a sandwich? the house in on fire." HAHAHA!
StopThatSquirrel 3 years ago 4
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now that you've startedto read this dont stop or u will be killed. my name is samantha and i have no mouth and no legs and no ears if u dont forward this onto at least 10 videos i will come inot ur room and kill u in ur sleep P.S. i didnt start this
JWSCIS 3 years ago
"It's as if I've been saying, 'I'm a form of punctuation that signifies aside'..." Too great.
LNgoo67 3 years ago 6
great vid, truthfully funny...
dickNmaryjane 3 years ago
"it's a little windy!"
segedinacm 3 years ago 3
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Be honest
If u really like someone right now,
or miss them right at this moment,
or can't get them out of your head,
Then copy and paste this on 10 vvids within 5 minutes,
And whoever you are missing,
Will surprise you tomorow
maxxam4373 3 years ago
"neddle in face"LOL
ToffeePoo 3 years ago