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  • So fucking greedy and transparent... Man, why the FUCK don't YOU go and live on mars yourself instead of asking others to do it?? You even going to pay them?? FUCKING OF COURSE....NOT!! ASSHOLE!! GREEDY!!

  • Virgin media fair deal,not.He's so fucking greedy employing indians in a call center..So much for customer service,bloody indians raising my bill everytime i phone up.Grow some balls and reduce this money sucking leech down to the gutter where he belongs

    Ps:Whens the last ime you saw him in a hot air baloon?He only did that to make it look as though hes a caring,considering person.In reality its just to mask his uncaring and thoughtlessness nature towards others.

  • He's teaming up with the Chinese.So he's changing the name  Vigina Noone Can Fuck us over..

  • and remarkably soon Virgin is going to start space tourism with Virgin Galactic.

  • Oh, no... Sounds terrifying...? It will be like being in prison or captivity...

  • Haha it says Virgin group

  • Maybe instead of steading money on colonizing Mars you guys should spent it making the world more green. and, this is just a thought, donate some money to public schools so that you can achieve this dream faster

  • Hello Branson

    I respect you and what you stand for in the world.

    I think you are a powerfull person.

    I would suggest a partnership about making the world more GREEN and better for the animals.

    Contact me for setting up a meeting about that.

    Love

    Jacob Lænsø

    Denmark

    "Another GREAT day!"

    by Lænsø Design

  • hope im around for the time we live on mars as well as earth

  • yes

    

  • I think the best way to make money is to find out what is the hottest niche Market. Let me put this way, if you can get to know what is the hot demand people really want to get, you could make a lot of money. I want to share a good method to discover good niche profit market for you to help you all to get rich as soon as possible. My e-mail address is conglin1228@163.com

  • Hi Richard

    I think you are the coolest guy . Much like me with the wakiest ideas . I would like to work for one of your companies one day but im not living in out in space somewhere with the mashins !!!

    You are a great guy and I wish you evry sucess with all your new projects .

    Soon as Im finished building this project Im on right now I'll send you a video .

    Regards

    Mallbro

  • How did he be so successful even though he dropped out?

  • @sluggo06 it's because he dropped out

  • @toology55 now look at him.

  • @sluggo06 he came from a rich family, so he had capital to start his first business, and one thing kind of leads to the next.

  • @ihearthowardmoon Have you read his biography?

  • my idol

  • LIVE : EVIL

  • Evil people pretend to be what they are not

  • I think you'll find colonising stars is impossible.. Colonising planets, however, is possible.

  • VIRGLE.... WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS THAT? ITS SHIT!

  • smug little shit, trying to fool people! i'm sure he got a great laugh when he saw people got fooled by him..

    what a sad little man..

  • @428odin rich man...

  • ugly cunt

  • "...the time of transition between Virgo and Leo on the Zodiac." Virgle...Virgo and Leo...Virg...Le.

  • First of all, the trip to Mars would KILL anyone through radiation on the multi-MONTH journey there.

    Second, putting a large number of people in the same place for that period of time would have psychological ramifications we are not yet aware of yet. Possibly disastrous ones. This guy is so high on himself and his money he does not think of that though.

    Imagine the last transmission going something like this:

    "Virgle Flight 1 reporti.... hey why do you have that kniff.....BBBZZTT"

  • @darthspeaks

    Dude its a april fools joke lol

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  • This guy must be bi-polar or something.

  • This would NOT work Mr.Branson

  • LOL, that was a good one.

  • richard branson started his business selling socks and shit, LOL

  • @ClinicallyObeseMule lol read his autobiography idiot

  • Ha-ha. It was a joke, he wrote in his book.

    Don't you realized ? April 1st )))))

  • i like the idea of colonizing on other planets... but why mars? its completely dead. i rather colonize on a planet like Pandora from the movie avatar!

  • This sounds great! I will need 2- 24 foot dia tunnel boring machines and a natural gas powered D-9 CAT. Can we land near my 8000 acres first? I'll make a runway for future landings on my property. Next I will start the tunnel boring machines in a 2 mile downward spiral...I'll need some natural gas purification equipment....they've found nat gas on Mars...water too...Half gravity perfect for retirement !!

  • And everyone fell for this....lol.

    There is right way, a wrong way, and the Branson way. You may criticise him but you have to give it to the guy; he makes all the god damn suits look really bad in the corporate world.

    GO RICHARD! Too bad we don't have more companies like Virgin in the world instead of all these organizations that exploit their customers and then say its all their fault when their company goes belly up.

    At least this guy takes the hit when he does something wrong.

  • it will be real sometime anyway. just remember this 'joke':)

  • No Trees No Life...Fact....If You Cant Work That One Out Tuff....But The Proofs In The End Product Extinction.......

  • Global warming is bullshit.. made up lie to create a world government that will tax you to death and control every aspect of your life for all eternity. If you don't believe in it they have 2 solutions for you: 1)HAARP 2)Goons

  • @rickeygentile Global warming has been proven by scientists.

  • Plant More Trees....Provide Oxygen For Tomorrows Children....Yours....

  • Diatoms would work better for oxygen than trees. Much smaller and a whole lot more oxygen, and they produce silicon.

  • @merliniandruid

    wouldn't it be easier to create some chemical that'd convert CO2 to oxigen rather than artificially plant forests ...

  • @merliniandruid but i dont wanna have kids! ( :P )

  • Your Fired! Branson, your virgin internet is shit!

    Now your slowing down people with Rapidshare accounts so it not worth downloading!, why dont you give people the service they pay for?

    You will never get a penny of my money again.

  • This was an April Fool's joke last year! Sir Branson always does an April Fool's joke every year.

  • this fucker couldnt even fly around world in hot air balloon one time. just a marketing scam

  • it is real?

    i am confused, b.coz if it is april fool so why google update google virgle site day by day...?

  • Before you start any more ambitious ventures, why don;t you sort out the simple problems with the companies you already own ?

    eg the farcical 150 at virgin media .

  • We don't want anyone else coming over here thanks, go to Venus instead.

    Besides the King of Mars refuses to let Richard enter after last time... he says something I can only translate as "I ain't got no love for the brother who comes to the party with no bud" whatever that means.

  • Instead of trying to gain more wealth by sending people out of this planet, why not distributing your wealth with those who wish to stay here? Isn't that the new democratic philosify? Why waste billions on a far fetched idea, when there are so many in need here?

  • true.

  • WOW.....Good Brainstorming concept

  • What are all these ridiculous posts about the queen being rich? All her expenses are covered by public funding but she does not personally receive large sums of cash to go do what she wants. She is just a mouthpiece and rarely acts on her own accord. She doesn't have the clout to enact anything on her own.

  • The queen is very rich. Who told you  she is just a mouthpiece (politicians no doubt). Do some research.

    She is one of the most powerlul people on the planet. HMG answers to her as does the 'establishment'. There are not many people higher up the pyramid.

  • Ok, she is comparatively rich, but she does not command billions of dollars. As for power, what she has is not real power. She can decide on a hung parliament, but she is required to choose the one with the most votes. A monarch has not dissolved parliament since 1834.

    business magnates and information hubs hold the real power today. The queen has no political agenda.

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  • I read your comment even though it was deleted.

    By David Icke you're refering to the man who believes that lizards from space and Jews control the world along with the Illuminati, the skull and crossbones society, and now the queen you say? I don't buy into all the "New Age Conspicacy" theories. They don't account for as much as economics and technology do.

    As for the queen, the public of Britain would not let her dissolve parliament unless she had a very good reason.

  • Can I tell want I wants? Plesae, I need so much, is like a therapy: a trip for Seychelles , 2 weeks ewverythyng paid by you, like a vacations, because I`m exaust to WORK all days last 6 years without vacations! Your are the Rich man, but with a rich heart! Can youi offer this trip to me?! hhahhaahahha Thanks for your patience to read this message!

    :- )

  • lol, best April fools day joke. Better then BBC's flying penguin.

  • is he the richest person in the world beside the goverment and the queen ?!?! i wikied him and it only said he only got 2.5 bill or soemthin

  • Ever heard of Bill Gates or Warren Buffet?

    The queen doesnt even come close, let alone Richard branson.

  • Well the queen is supported by the goverment. We pay taxes each year for the queen if there is or there's not a finacial crisis. Bill or Warren can lose their money. The queen..hmm..as long as there are taxpayers she will be the richest..

  • an amazing human being! i know of noone who has more zest for life. can you imagine just hanging out with a friend like him! we definitely need more men like him in this world, you just have to love the guy. having the coins to do anything you wish,helps with the zest, but hey,he made his money to run on,so heres to you Richard!!!!

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  • Well, change then, and go away . . .

  • Utopian Holocaust?

  • In one thousnad years , they will look back

    and remember, like those who now look back now and remember, who colonized who built .

  • Funny idea :P

  • Richard Branson is one of the greatest pioneers of our time. If everyone had 1% of the creativity and inspiration he has, the world would be a much better place. Then we wouldn't need to go to Mars! But I bet he would still do it :)

  • Hi Sir Richard Branson<

    I am interested in how your progress with space exploration is going?, Have you found any new means of getting into space or is the conventional way still the only method of reaching space, by rockets.

    I have an untried idea that maybe radical it may succeed and then again it may fail, Trail and Error can only determine the out come.

    Thanks I hope to here from you Simon ( Unemployed Kiwi)

  • I wish I saw this on april's fool...

  • WANKER!

  • this is a joke? kinda stupid joke...can't believe this billionaire has time out of his busy schedule to do this pity ass joke..

    hahahaha dumb fuck up

  • LOL

  • Jesus. I got freaked out when he said "...the rest of their lives" and they showed those smal living quarters. Then I saw the April Fools joke.

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  • Someone pointed it out in the comments and Wikipedia.

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  • They're rich, powerful people so they go all out for even a joke. Also, Google is known for its yearly outlandish April Fools' Jokes. As far as it not being obvious: it's called dry humor.

  • Richard says so in his book. "Business Stripped bare". They did this for april fools day. They did however register the name "Virgle" in case of future partnerships... but that's all.

  • So. . . .tell us about your world then . . .

    What amazing things have you done?

    or are you the joke?

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  • April fool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • while it's ambitious... how about investing that kind of money here on earth... starving children, poverty, diseases... all that stuff still need attention...

    Is it because problems on earth are too hard to solve so therefore we move on and say forget earth... let's all go and ruin other planets...

    Just a thought.

  • starving children, poverty and diseases get plenty of attention. Colonization of other worlds gets practically none. Reading between the lines, you seem motivated by self-hatred and not genuine concern for current ills. Colonization of Mars will stand as a monument to just how much humanity can do when we put our minds to it.

  • Tom, Contact Richard Weird event tonight in Times Square Went to Virgin Records & chased out by mgmt. It seems Hillary of the cops or Obama is really tying to stop us. Google Richard Branson Al Gore World Peace I handed out not 1000 flyers it was 1200 instead!!!!! Google American Patriot Jeff Fisher Tell everyone about it!!!!! Google Tom Heneghan & Stew Webb also. Tell everyone about that also!!!
  • hey richard branson,please! i would advise you to research him and get back to me! i have put up a ton of information on teslas work so you can get a great understanding of the work. his technology would allow the colonization of a whole planet or moon from a central power plant system, the energy would be able to run the colonies by use of the planet as the conducting wire and resonance of the recieving antenna would allow energy to be tapped anywhere on the planet/moon.

  • dumb idea..

  • <3 Richard branson! i had to do an enterprising perosn at skl...i got full marks ^_^ he is so awesome!

  • this guy wakes up with an idea and does it in the same week

  • i wanna goooo

  • piss off

  • this is real this guy will just do it

  • What a truly great guy.

  • choots fuking with me

  • Take all the terrorists there. Mars stand for fight. Special concession to Middle east Asians and Pakistanis.

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  • Seriously make space affordable to as many people as possible? Why not make food affordable to those who are starving?

  • Richard, You are my hero! Go deep space flight!!! Here's a tip tho. Dont go with Airbus A380-400/800, Stick with boeing and get yourself hooked up with a 787/747-800 Fleet. Much better aircraft. U like totally rock man!!!! :D:D:D

  • that´s a joke isnt it?

  • hey richard branson, ur my hero second to tesla. i would advise you to research him and get back to me! i have put up a ton of information on teslas work so you can get a great understanding of the work. his technology would allow the colonization of a whole planet or moon from a central power plant system, the energy would be able to run the colonies by use of the planet as the conducting wire and resonance of the recieving antenna would allow energy to be tapped anywhere on the planet/moon.

  • How old do you have to be to particiapte in this project? What do you expect from the people that find themselvs intrested...

  • life hasn't played out yet jiminfix besides most of these people can think of a better government than money and we all still survive

  • He ma be a billioair but us is in 56 trillion debt. If the dollar crashes which it will I doubt the mission to mars will be going ahead. I think richie will be counting his pennies too

  • You know its extremely bad business to make a joke about this. A lot of people that would like to participate will be turned off, and its bad publicity to the spaceport. i.e. "Is that a joke too?"

  • this is what billionaires do with their spare time. give me a break. while i am sitting in my little crappy house, taking care of dad who moved in for me to take care of him, i know his scheme, coming out to the kitchen only when he hears me in there.and to not even like my kids or dog unless he wants something, its like having three kids, and a dog ok four kids! well and me and my fiance, ok five kids!

  • richard im walking from calif 2 new york and back prmomiting human kindness please check my channel every city i get 2 i find a homeless family n change there life with no money in my pockets armand young bamboothewalk/utube my virgin # is 641-351-1082 need help with my phon bill ty

  • The new English illustrated that does not use the innovation which any energy can generate electricity,

  • WHAT!!!!

  • what i find quite fishy is  that it says 'As of midnight PST, April 1st, 2008' if anybody has noticed 1st of april is april fools day...

  • well richard its a facinating idea but there are a few flaws. on your website it states that it would take 3 months in confied spaces to reach mars. this is not true as there is only an opening window every 2 years to reach mars and it takes 6 months to get there in our most advanced rockets

  • Did you honestly not get the joke ALREADY?

  • lmao i realised about 5 seconds after posting my comment

  • Lies, even if they are part of a joke, are not appreciated.

  • ps,please check out bamboo as a alternative lumber stop globle warming with bamboo check out bamboothewalk/utube or man walks across america or feet dont fail me now armand young bamboothewalk/utube god bless u 4 all u have done 4 the homeless call me 641-351-1082 virgin moble

  • richard im walking from calif 2 new york and back prmomiting human kindness please check my channel every city i get 2 i find a homeless family n change there life with no money in my pockets armand young bamboothewalk/utube my virgin # is 641-351-1082 need help with my phon bill ty

  • Space bloody space this robbing git wants £62.50 for a return ticket London to Manchester with 12 weeks advance notice that has gor to be the most expenise journey in the UK.I am meeting people from Scotland their same notice period £12 return you can stick yer trains and space tourism up yer bearded arse ya no good theiving git

  • English Author

  • My sister and me want to become air hostesses. My sister's already training and she's met this man. Apparently he has an island and if any air hostess is on his flight, he invites them to the island.. How cool! :D

  • Of what worth is colonizing 'stars' if so many human beings are dying of malnutrition, living under terrible conditions?

  • I am so glad we have Richard Branson in the world who can make this possible for us all one day... I hope before I die I will be able to take a space trip, it's so exciting. Failing that I might resort to some wine/lsd, and some pink floyd, should cost me less. Shine on you crazy diamonds...

  • forget that, take the acid into space...

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • Here is a way to know more about whom I am to also let others who love music want to get inspired as well.

    I will contact my good friend Jim Lowery who will make sure everyone knows about your great store and of course the blogspot where it also be found that will ensure World Peace, the end of the war, the end of the Bush Administration and the legalization of Marijuana plus so much more.

    Welcome to Constitutional Crisis at the highest degree.

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  • God is great

  • Is this really a April fool's joke.

    or is it a test to see how is really fit to go.

  • Interesante proyecto.

    este proyecto tambien sera traducido al español?

  • Cool

  • Richard this is all exciting stuff - I wish it well - but before zooming off to the stars perhaps you should rattle some cages at Virgin to get a basic technology working, namely your customers webspace, which has been inaccessible to probably hundreds of your customers since as long ago as April. If you can't make this work a trip to outer space seems really dodgy! Crash and burn. Everybody dead because write permissions deny access to the files!

    Best regards

    Bill.

  • Richard Branson paid £20 million for a Da Vinci painting. Last night I bought a pint for £2.50. So who's the twat?

  • You.

  • April fools always fools fools ya fool.

  • Is it me, or does he resemble a BeeGee? I thought this was a Barry Gibb video! Tom Cruise will likely want to transport himself along with his thetan family and strive to become the evil intergalactic ruler.

  • Did it occur to any one that water is made from H2O molcules. Why not figure out some type of converter box for the molecular structure.

  • i think they thought of that but it is very improbable

  • They can do it, its just very expensive to do right now. They'll find an efficient way eventually. They always do!

  • Its an intergalactic big brother....

  • It was an april fools joke jesus christ...

    ya cause google would pick youtube users to go to mars..

  • I guess when your net worth is 2.8 billion dollars it will make you crazy.

  • ROFL! That was an April Fools! FOOLS! :D

  • Brilliant Richard, this project will be requiring teamwork from everybody involved. Test tube of individuals living with each other can be looked at by way of numerous tv shows requiring living in close proximity.

    Silver Kid

  • 1]oxygen2}food3] "alien" viruses5]the atmosphere6]unless the jam jet engine is perfected or dark matter and nuclear energy can be stabilized to sustain enough power for the transportation is created within the 20yr time period 7]dust storms.lol dune rocked

    but the idea of starting human colonization amongst other planets within our galaxy is a very extrodinary dream that i for one would like to experience but until then i will haven an eye on this colonization project

  • Yes we can please read R.Zubrins books Mars direct and the international mars society. BIOspere and Arcology should provide a reference to habitat. Solar water distillers could be part of the away team. When the humans arrive the robots will have melted enough water to provide life fuel and atmospere, hydrolisis,

    The colony will provide mankind with hope, and respect for our fragile enviroment. read Tucson weekly 2004 april "Biodiesel Man" The algea can provide food NOBEL?

  • The  I Can Think and learn understanding.....

  • I really doubt that this is real, how can two companies, who have no prior experience with space travel or even transport for that matter suddenly come up with this concept to colonise other planets?

  • These medical problems studied so far needs a real Doc. Blockage of the artery's, Irregular heart beat is from a ghost not thinking the way of life. Kidney/any stones are real needs X-rays to find. High heat or burning is from the body's chemical reactions, carbon cools most of them . people hit by lighting changes there voice to be stronger.Also there memory's erase some but in a few years what was left from the lighting strick grows back.mtc.

  • what has answers for current affairs chooses to use the uttmost discretion for what is needed for the people to know with out setting more off. the ghosts can be cleaned with plain misty water. so far, for all chemicals found.

  • what if someone had a medical problem when they were there?

  • How amazing is this if it's real and not just a joke. If its real my god i would be on that flight no questions. But is it real? anyone got a answer which is based on evidence and not just speculation?

  • Some one tell primitive that apes with onox stone Don't shave with cream for the face. looks like ghosts learned a few things from here.

  • This is an April fool's day joke, look at the day it was posted, Google does them every year.

  • Richard Branson is a hyprocrite and a FRAUD! The Sunday Business Post has blown wide open his little smoke & mirrors racket.

  • someone should have told them Jesus never learned to take the soul from the body whose really going to feel the pain.

  • What does this have to do with the matter at hand?

  • hahahawe wont even live to see all this!!!

    WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!

    (hurts does'nt it)

  • It is an honor to meet you sir. Look forward to seeing you soon.

    Silver Kid

  • Still here after this. Who is brother of my mother's (Ada's) engeries?

  • The idea of colonizing Mars, at least in any of our lives or our grandchildren's lives - is not plausible. It's on avg. 140,000,000 miles away. We'll be lucky if WW3 doesn't break out before then, let alone the reasons why space travel that far isn't even a possibility at all with any tech we can even dream of for now.

  • Frankpwz...

    That, my friend, is why YOU are not a billionaire. You want to change the world? Start changing your dreams.

  • this is fake but nasa are planning on sendin people to mars by 2030it used to take years for a probe to go to space not it only take a few months

  • "If you will it, it is no dream." - Theodor Herzl

  • ALL that you read for my name was done without an high school diploma. NO ONE can stop you from an eduation When you have a goal to reach . P>S> I'm F. I did get a chance to go back to H.S. and find out what i can do with a piece of paper. In days of yore we used to have a proper test for a job skill level to recieve the job. WE have some that can do invention with out a penny in there pockets. what else does a poor girl teach. I can make a needle from a thorn.

  • Template Design is what you look like... Those that tell the truth you can find there face in art . Can you find yourself in art history.???I guess if you studied ...you'd find a baby in the womb looks like nothing for six weeks ......WHY? Who gave shape and appearance. Of a truth they can not be human nor animal nor a God.