Toy Food

[Toxward]

Meat.

[lpslovesme]

@NeilCicigerega why in all of your videos do you act like a creep even in this one you act like your eating the "toy food" and in game boy mystery you act like people are spying on you!!

[0hinane0]

.... What the hell? I didn't know that anything could be this fucking epic!!

[TrippyDemons]

Bow ties are cool ;)

[jiahjay]

omg the song is gona be stuck in my head x_x and when i'm doing a math test it'll be like ringing inside my head LOL

[missolaniousful]

<3 BE MINE!!!!

[nastybutler16]

Neil, thanks for being awesome.

[thehawk314]

I had that toy food!

[windestharbor2]

If you eat toy food you'll probably grow another arm or leg

[TheJoyfulCynic]

I found this song surprisingly inspiring.

[gothicrubyrocker]

MORE POTTER PUPPET PALLS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[Yuantis]

@gothicrubyrocker OH HELL YEAH!!!

[NameNotAvailiable1]

Yeah...okay.

[superbrianna100]

why does he remind me of of Matt Smith??

[HanaYooHoo6]

@superbrianna100 Because he looks like him >3< 

[MsARi32]

My brother walks in while watching this and says, "Toy food with the doctor?".

[SoRandom360]

Do me NOWWW

[DJTerrorest]

lmao i love your humour xD

[jamesmcashan1]

a million viewers for a box of toys. most of the products of world Industry are useless. people are starving and dying outside while fools waste the public resource. i want to charge them with crimes of murder, millions of people suffer and die, trillions of dollars per year are stolen and spent on rubbish. - james mcashan for the US Senate

[NeilCicierega]

@jamesmcashan1 I'll vote for you

[Splatpope]

@NeilCicierega

i'll vote for vermin supreme

[potterluver24]

@NeilCicierega Neil if you can make a song about toy food I'll vote for you!

[Burritoproductions1]

awesome!!!!!!!! love all his videos!

[TheLegolover231]

Lego star wars in the closet

[TheLegolover231]

Lego star wars in the close

[ENSTactics]

Cool

[dfer159632]

Bowties are cool

[MrJasonb20]

I watched this video 1000000000000000000 times

[NoahLance]

@MrJasonb20 There arent even 1000000000000000000 views.

[Ineptidudes]

Nurse Joy, like real nurse but is Joy

[TheMattyMich]

I have watched this video 1,178 639 times.

[TheYaya1966]

O M G :0 so funnt

[SilverSinspawn]

Like real jew, but is goy

[SkullanimalsForever]

i love how much u look like Matt Smith, WHOVIANS UNITE!!!!

[BobaFettFan89]

like if you noticed the lego set in the background

[TheAmazingMaxsteele2]

What was actually on that tape?

[ElswordWarriorSuki]

Me and mai friends love it!!!!!! =P

[99UPify]

Kids react



[phantomsonlylove]

i love you neil that i swear this is supposed to be a compliment: you look like Matt Smith from Doctor Who. the bowtie is what did it. but i think you're cleverer...(?)

[bellyboo65]

-333

[morganderson4]

bow ties are cool!

[phantomsonlylove]

@morganderson4 omg i love you for that comment

[SuperPeachGurl109]

@morganderson4 You sir get a prize for using a Doctor who reference.

[TheMasterStubbs]

Neil, come the fuck back to YouTube.

[RandomAwesomeness925]

Neil, you have the awesomest channel on youtube, NOTHING compares!(no offense anyone else, its just my opinion and i wantt to share it.)

[Rachelwuzheer]

I still know all the words, even though I haven't heard this since around when it came out.

[psychojoetat2]

I am so hungry now 

[DBsoldtheworld]

Hi. I've got a tape I want to play you. The name of this band is Neil Cicierega.

[StarfishLOVESyou]

Like this comment if you had all those toy foods as a kid

[DwarfPiggles]

Is it wrong if this video made me hungry?

[MagicalMoustache]

I was like...0_o

My life is AWESOME now!

[teddynerd6]

my friend knows every single word of this

[BanjoFella]

I absolutely love your deadpan expression during the chorus! I keep bursting laughing at it, and I have no idea why... it's just magical. The expression you make while surveying the ever-growing hamburger stack is particularly hilarious, too. Such a great song and video. :D

[piemakesmelol]

Reminds me of DEVO!

[PurgatoryKey]

I am so hungry...

[MsPacmanBaby]

1:26 devious smile

[DerpyScootaloo]

Neil, I'd love to see you in a fez, with a sonic screwdriver. You'd be such an awesome Doctor owo

[JoeyJizzable]

this song makes me so happy!

[RoziBadgerNinja24842]

at 0:24 on the shelf theres a LEGO star wars box

[KristalKleer]

This video saved my life. I was about to eat all the toy food in my basement.

[IHavePotterObsession]

hamburger hamburger- donuts

Hamburger Hamburger-Pizza

Hamburger! Hamburger!-Carrot

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER!!!-Helper.

[crispyg1998]

Like if you noticed that what he called Salt and Pepper was actually Ketchup and Mustard.

[Mariopower201]

@crispyg1998 Just because they're red and yellow you assume they're ketchup and mustard? That's racist.

[liptastic]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo catchy. <3

[SpannerScrew]

Neil reiminds me of Matt Smith.

[TheAntiVector]

Question: On what planet are Pineapples completely that shade of green?

Loud Answer: A PLANET I WANNA LIVE ON!

[Personofel]

TOFU like real food but is soy TOFU not real food DO NOT EAT

[YouthEnergy]

@Personofel Copying an old top comment, how cute.

[TheRickt80]

very talented awesome,could be an mtv opening in the good old days.

[emptycookiejar1]

Not real food, do not eat. Words to live by.

[Player01198756]

I like your hair. c:

[kirmra]

Wow I have watched this video at least 30 or so times before but I just now saw the little Skulls on the bow-tie, I feel slow now.

[TheDocterRocks77]

uuuuu...thats not a pineapple.....

[Martykun36]

Hey Neil what are your thoughts on tofu?

[willscomix]

Fake plastic food? Like fake plastic trees?

[Ayanami1000]

I liked the part with the food

[kitty7092]

@Ayanami1000 there's no food, it's toy food.

[pupmommydad]

I caught myself singing this today...

[Niicex2xKnowxYa]

HAMBURGER, HAMBURGER helper..

[Nuppygod]

Ice cream, turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks. Tofu. Toy food, like real food but is toy. Toy food, not real food do not eat. Toy food, like real food but is toy. Toy food, not real food do not eat. Hamburger, hamburger, donuts. Hamburger, hamburger, pizza. Hamburger, hamburger, carrot. Hamburger, hamburger, helper. Green beans, oranges, pea pod. Pineapple, (crusaunt), potato, spaghetti, (beagets). Potato chips, tomato soup, pickle, cookie. Nibblets. Milk. Peas. Gord. Meat. (Courus)SPELL

[Nuppygod]

Drum sticks, cakes mix, watermelon, taco shells. Soda pop, lemon, apple, olive oil, Cheerios Green grapes, purple grapes, lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup Orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup. Toy food, like real food but is toy. Banana, red pepper, green pepper, crinkle fries. Toy food, not real food do not eat. Toy food, like real food but is toy. Toy food, not real food do not eat. Strawberries, salt and pepper. French fries, garlic loaf, (Reed) fried beans. Continue...

[mrsmyrnin]

does anybody think that neil looks like a really cute version of Matt Smith?

[silverwing789]

tofu, like real food but soy.

[impostirevil]

@silverwing789

It's bean curd.

[silverwing789]

@impostirevil THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[mrsbieber520]

@silverwing789 Tofu:not real food do not eat!!!

lol thts a nice praody lol

[professorawesemo]

@silverwing789 Hahahahahahahahamburger

[Gravolux]

Seven days....

[PrincessOfAnimation]

COOKIE!? :O

[dontfeedthemilkshake]

I spy lego star wars

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

exam tomorrow.. i should be reading... instead i watch this. :D

[AngstArtsiticAwesome]

Who else can make a song about fake food, except Neil?

[valkin15]

the hipster in me loves this video

also you're cute :3

[SweetKruelty]

That niggas got some large and very round ears.

[Regginyaga]

fresh nuts like real nuts but you can suck them

[mollydoe]

If the munchies had a theme song...

[OneThousandWorlds]

Neil C, the last great nerd.

[jhubeJELLO]

but why is the pineapple GREEN?

[ToastToastyToast]

@jhubeJELLO Because it's a green pineapple... weird?

[MikeAndChrisFilms]

1:47 I always thought that was throw up.

[serarblem123]

Thinking about the people who make that stuff

whose JOB it is to make that kind of stuff

kind of makes me depressed.

[Rashelumm56]

he looks so much like Matt Smith

[smiggle010]

you there reading this coment go watch the mysterious ticking noise

NOW

[PiNkFrOsTiNg31]

Dat bowtie

[ZealOfApprovement]

This large boy seems to have toy food in box. I am in quite the zealous position.

[zerania19]

Hey matt smith :] [JOKE]

[kitkatasker1]

I didn't know I've watched it 1,144,780 times! Oh...That's where my life went...

[YellOduckee]

Epic hamburger.

[MrCommanderMudkip]

Is that a Lego straw

[SuperSkater54321]

your a piece of shit NeilCicierega, go suck your own dick you faggot lol who in the hell would eat plastic food ? well anyway if you are , i hope you choke on it and fuckin die you loser !!!!!!!

[LittleKitty170]

@SuperSkater54321 Hey if you dont like this guy why watch it just to make one little hate comment that wont even make a differance among the 10,001 other praise comment which is changing day by day.

[CaptainPengu]

@SuperSkater54321 Wow, you're incredibly creative.

Just like in your choppy Minecraft videos with hilariously bad music.

Is this because he called RWJ for what he was?

[SuperSkater54321]

@CaptainPengu it was a joke you fag you thought I thought it was good i knew the house is shit it was a JOKE

[hashmonkey333]

OMG FOR ABOUT THE WHOLE VIDEO I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPING ON ACID!!!

[obito94]

THE PLASTIC ACTS A PRESERVATIVES

[TheLlamasAreCool]

Bow-ties are cool.

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

i like the part where he sings about toy food

[YouthEnergy]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS Didn't take me long to find this uninspired, unoriginal, worn out shitstain of a comment.

[SirTannen]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS I like the part where a random nobody makes a meme comment.

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@SirTannen haha, well played.

[kitkatgirl1224]

oh my gosh seeing the toy food reminded me of my daycare which i was at when i was like two and three. why did it remind me? the lady's house that the daycare was in had some of the same toy food objects :D

[TheFenway21]

I sang this at school. 4 people stared at me. LOL

[pyonshimmie]

..... how the fuck did i get to this video?

[sophiethefairy]

@pyonshimmie with magical jelly beans that guided you to Neil and all his internet awesomeness...

[Roxas258]

@pyonshimmie Well I got here from someone ranting about Ms.Splosion man.

How bout you? >.>

[LittleMissCyber666]

How many times do you think he broke and cracked up laughing?! :)

[boomboomdukers]

i momorized this whole song, bravo, bravo

[RKKGamer12]

My favourite part is when he sings about food

[pete4394]

as soon as i saw the drumsticks flying....i cracked up laughing XD

[Theofficialtwirlgirl]

Best toy food song ever--

[TheFenway21]

Helper

[KeybearerOfDarkness]

no way..... I think I had that same set as a kid

[fred123456199]

EPIC

[Zamppf]

He's like L from DeathNote. :D

[TheCmworld]

@Zamppf YES! SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS OF DEATH NOTE'S AWESOMENESS! AND NEILS AWESOMENESS TOO! XD

[leileilol]

@Zamppf I'll take this potato chip... and NOT EAT IT BECAUSE IT IS TOY

[Jadespeakschinese]

@Zamppf wooow your right O_O

[IDontKnowCorp]

Very David Byrne-esque mannerisms Mr. Cicirega

[spartan7556]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo! He ate the toy food!!!

[DrIceFlims]

wait.... am i not supposed to eat toy food D:

[bragirl12]

r u always so creepy?

[rockstargirl5662]

thumbs up if u saw lego starwars in the closet XD

[pokepetal13]

Lol

[Darkthorngamer]

Tofu

Like real food but is soy

[mlpdragon]

...helper.

[TheAbe185]

i wan't to do that with my toy food!

[bluberirainbows]

MEMORIES :D

[IMSOFREAKENWASTED]

Neil Cicierega has a good voice!

:O

[BlueRivaly]

You know, this kinda sound like an onision song

[TheLlluuuiiisss]

Wie er bei hotdog guckt :)

[Danthenerfman]

Lol did anyone see the new doctor who where he lists the toy food and stuff. I laughed so hard because I thought of this

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

Want the plastic food :D I miss my toy kitchen from when I was a kid

If I tried to buy toy food now a whole set would cost like £10

[Spoonsarefun1205]

that cookie was horrible to look at. like lotus seed.

[tocard3]

DRUNK SCIENCE

[exchol113]

Does anyone else notice horseman in the background of every video on youtube now?...

[jimmyis6]

I'm sleep good night

[jimmyis6]

I love it but not gotta eat it

[kendallisalegolover]

awsome

[StKitteh]

He looks like a cross between Matt Smith and Vincent Cyr.... AWESOME!

[SML1452]

Love the tape player. haha

[LingeringShiver]

TOFU

 like real food but is soy.

TOFU

not real food do not eat

[inksplat1]

@LingeringShiver funny stuff

[Wrash16]

@LingeringShiver I am fairly certain that I had heard that one before... you didn't come up with it, did you?

[MadLaceann]

@Wrash16 No, I wrote it myself... then one based around Doctor Who also made top comment.

[Mysticpizzadude]

i've been singing this for like, 2 years..

[ODSTFan07]

494 ate toy food

[insaneXrandomXretard]

He reminds me soo much of matt smith

[DomMaelzer]

He should wear a fez also.

[MegaNeko95]

Love the expression at 0:45 XD

[makedarkroses]

i havnt watched this since it was first created,

and i can STILL sing along....

[kuanyinfree33]

Loved it...fav'd it!

[missysweetpea234]

I have a facebook group for funny vids. It's called YouTube Vid of the Day!

Please join it :) btw hilarious vid! This is on here!

[CalvinRocksOut]

493 people ate toy food,sad



[TrainWreckIP]

Has an old Talking Heads feel to it.

[Iluvpie7650]

I use to have toy food

[zmbklr101]

Pure awesomeness!

[muffindude72]

I swear i had THOSE SAME THINGS!

[PredictableEnigma]

2 years later, it's still funny.