Enthralling Tales: Dutch Schultz and Abbadabba Berman

[Mark67450]

the story live on.thow me.

[bluejaybee17]

Again, very interesting. Thank you

[Autobrots]

@bluejaybee17 Thanks for watching!

[ihearttheplanet]

Murder Incorporated ? seriously what a lame name

Now why werent those last words in Looking for alaska :P

Once again the edutainment was of awesome levels thanks ! :)

[Autobrots]

@ihearttheplanet It probably seemed like a cooler name in the 1930s... Thanks for watching!

-Jim.

[theXylinder]

That was an amazing video! You can tall some great stories, but the animations makes it so much more awesome!

[Autobrots]

@theXylinder Thanks a lot! It takes a lot of extra effort to make those animations, so it's nice to know they're worthwhile...

-Jim

[moomootheuglyshoe]

"But everybody was wrong." Epic. I loved that part.

You should come to America and we'll search for the treasure together, yes?

Also, I have a request... Tom should write a song and you make the music video. The content? You will boing your curls and the song lyrics will consist entirely of "Boing Boing Boing.." Please...?

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe It makes it an easy task when all i have to do is write a song that consists of the word boing. over and over.

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots Yes, but it must be catchy with multiple instruments. Spoons would compliment the lyrics nicely. You'll probably require a ukulele as the main instrument, though. I really want to see Jim boing his amazing curls.

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe I can't really play the Ukulele. I can play pan-flute, guitar and banjo.

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots The banjo will work even better! It's already got that "boing" sound programmed into it! =D

I would love you guys forever and force all of my friends to subscribe if you did this for me.

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe how long does this song go for...

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots Certainly no less than 43.72391 seconds. =] 

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe Well i'll see. I mean, it's not hard for me to do this. But Jim might be opposed to boinging his hair for 3/4's of a minute.

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots But boinging hair is so much fun! I wish I had curly hair to boing! I'm really not as weird as I sound... =]

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe I believe you. I REALLY DO. Because I also like to marvel at straight hair and it's ability to never curl. Not weird at all..

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots I feel like I'm being made fun of...

Lack of tone of voice in text makes for very confusing conversation.

Ah, well, I'm sure you mean well. =]

Haha.

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe No. Seriously. Straight hair is fascinating. When you've had curly hair forever, you assume that hair just grows that way.

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots Hardy-har-har. Well, stick-straight hair is weird, too. My hair is just...flowy. You know what's really fascinating? Ginger hair! =D

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe Yeah gingers are definitely weird. Especially daywalkers!

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots I should have warned you, but, my boyfriend is a ginger and a day walker, and, now I'm going to have to kill you for insulting him. =] Also, I love the Weasleys.

But I probably won't kill you. Kind of a long trip to make in one morning.

[Autobrots]

@Autobrots Well I never said they were bad in any way. I just said they were weird. I have nothing but love for Gingers. Love and curious interest. If only to live one day in their shoes!

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots Ok, I forgive you. =] Hahaha. You shall be spared, but only because you're adorable and funny.

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe Saying stuff like that makes me fear boyfriend retribution! Jim is the homewrecker of the two of us. I SWEAR!

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots Haha. I'm too young and too far away for calling you "adorable and funny" to result in "boyfriend retribution".

But I am really having to try hard here not to say something unnecessarily flirtatious.

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe Wow, I feel like Han Solo after he gets out of the carbonite freeze in ROTJ and doesn't know what the hell is going on,,,

-Jim.

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots But your going to make the video for me, right? =D

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe Poor Jim. He has no idea of what is going on. Anywho, it's always good to know that our subscribers don't just subscribe for the novelty of our nationality!

[moomootheuglyshoe]

@Autobrots Yes, it's just the novelty of Jim's curly hair. Haha. Kidding. I actually love learning random facts. I'll click the "Did you know?" links of Dictionary com until I've learned them all. Haha.

[Autobrots]

@moomootheuglyshoe Gotta love random facts!

-Jim.

[1024steven]

French Canadian Bean Soup.

I want to pay!!! Let them Leave me alone.......

Not as good as napoleons last words....which are believed to be "Ouch"

[Autobrots]

@1024steven Well, perhaps, but Dutch Schultz's last words were apparently inspiration for some of the Beat poets of the 50s....

-Jim.

[1024steven]

@Autobrots I have no doubt in your knowledge, But i still think the best last words ever would be "Sorry, I took the last cookie in the cookie jar."

[Autobrots]

@1024steven So it was YOU!

[1024steven]

@Autobrots I'm Just sayin' Mighta been my mates burger eating dog :P

[Autobrots]

@1024steven Your opposable thumb gives you away...

[deathnotex100]

No one likes losing money.....but a gun in the mouth is an extrema negotiation

[Autobrots]

@deathnotex100 Well yeah, Dutch Schultz wasn't really into the whole negotiation thing...

-Jim.

[hmsoctopus]

Wow.

[Autobrots]

@hmsoctopus Wow? What has anything got to do with World of Warcraft?

Oh, wait, you meant the old wow...

Thanks!

Jim...

[hellolove100]

Its really strange that you talked about Dutch Schultz because if my grandfather is to be believed he is my great-great uncle

[Autobrots]

@hellolove100 Well that's certainly not impossible. If so that's pretty cool!

-Jim.

[TheBarryAT]

wow... either he was shot in the head or he lost a profuse amount of blood and of course we must consider he was bat shit crazy. but i highly doubt it was poetry or secrets to the mob world... i hope

[Autobrots]

@TheBarryAT The assassins used rusty bullets intentionally to make sure that if the blood loss didn't kill him, infection would. He died of peritonitis, which also explains his crazy delirium...

-Jim

[SomeThomas]

The final words of people can be rather fantastic.

I want my final words to seem cryptic and full of meaning (but complete rubbish in reality).

[Autobrots]

@SomeThomas Hehe, I'm sure that's what a lot of them are anyhow...  I think I'd want to end it all with a joke. Hadrian's is probably my favourite final line.

-Jim.

[TheBarryAT]

well they weren't among the most intelligent last words ever spoken, but possibly the funniest... Enthralling Tales FTW

[Autobrots]

@TheBarryAT Follow the link to the full transcript if you want to see some seriously weird ramblings... People have written books based on the Dutchman's crazy final hours...

-Jim.