SMBC Theater Short - Deathbed Confession

[zupperm]

If he had a time machine why would you need to have your grandson as your stand-in? You could just return back seconds after you left and nobody would know the difference.

[Inferno41]

I think we can safely stop speaking English now, our language has reached its zenith with that line.

[INTPTT]

I think he was making that all up to mess with her. Gotta make your last words count, ya know?

[jxsa24]

USSR's first leader was Lenin, also this happened in 1917, long before nazi Germany, also, "Your incestuous murder child was both Hitler AND Stalin"

[KitKatLover100]

@jxsa24 yes, but Stalin ruled the soviet union at the time of hitler...also, he had a time machine, and he cloned himself, see perfectly logical :p

[Kerrandrius]

Please stop spoiling the punchline!

[sulfuricSHAME]

@Kerrandrius

Snape kills Dumbledore,

Rosebud was his sled,

Bruce Willis was a ghost along,

Jesus dies.

hehehe

[Kerrandrius]

@sulfuricSHAME

Tyler Durden is a hallucination.

The Others are actuall living people, and the family are ghosts.

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

All the other soldiers die saving Private Ryan.

Her incestuous murder child was Hitler and Stalin.

[sulfuricSHAME]

@Kerrandrius

Cobb killed his wife with an inception

Kent was Keiser Soze

It was Earth all along

There we're two killers in Scream

Jigsaw A.K.A 'Zep' was a player all along

She touched him on the penis.

[ceaz3r]

Best punchline ever: your incestuous murder child was hitler AND Stalin

[TheLolbot3000]

watch it with the audio transcribe thingy on, makes it all the more funny :D last line is "feels somewhat to complain" :)

[TheLolbot3000]

watch it with the audio transcribe thingy on, makes it all the more funny :D

[BassMakesPaste]

Gotta love those terrible wigs.

[thiagomenescal]

Isn't it fascinating that Stalin is Hitler's clone but Stalin was born before Hitler?

Also they look nothing alike?

Yes, it's just humor. Just saying.

[DraykonVokelda]

@thiagomenescal TIME TRAVEL ;O

[ManuABG]

@thiagomenescal One could also argue that the nazi movement was already popular in Germany in the 1920s (as opposed to the 30s in the video) and even existed way before that. Doesn't matter, it's just fun. Very fun, actually ^^.

[Psyman2]

@thiagomenescal

Time machine man, time machine!!!

[sweetsoad]

GG, James.

[conewells]

Cool lighting.

[4ta2r]

that almost made absolutely no sense. yet it did.

[STMUN]

1:17 

[samnoper123]

which one was the evil twin?

[SirTmTerry]

ROFLMAO

[Aeolius4]

._.

[PnzrDiv666]

SoOoOoo damn good!

[Rickymjam]

OMFSM!! that brilliant.!!

[HuskyVerbatim]

This one is probably my favorite.

[tbeaar05]

Have incest with your grand-nephew then touch him on the penis

[4lligator]

Hitler and Stalin were like mortal enemies...

that's one messed up family.

[pliskn11]

what with the touch him on the penis thing? haha

[Dorminay42]

That's right, your incestuous murder-child was Hitler AND Stalin!

[YouGuysArnt]

that was very silly

>.>

[schumacherenator]

Give birth to incestuous, murderous Hitler-Stalin death baby, touch him on the penis.

[PeachySweetMike]

This video cured my cancer and brought about a golden age of science and art.

[TubeofDestiny]

Give birth to Hitler AND Staline, then... touchhimonthepenis.

[mullensk8ter15]

:30 Hahaha.

[Fayanora]

Awesome! WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!

[Cyllid]

That's a line you don't hear every day. "Your incestuous murder child was both Hitler AND Stalin". Pretty fucking epic.

[JohnnyInk]

"Your incestuous murder child was Hitler AND Stalin" has to be the greatest line of all time.

[J4ph3z]

Firefox - Adblock Plug pluggin

No ads is fun times.

[metagaia]

I think Godwin's law is feeling like the companion cube right about now...

[hughtub]

@metagaia This "Godwin's Law" sounds like something that Hitler might have thought up.

[Nerusai]

The ads on this channel are fucking annoying... They block a good part of the video...

[ngough]

My German friend visiting nearly shat his pants when he saw this lol

[Yuki4autumn]

you! are a smart person

[Rhademanthus]

Not at all true.

[Maphysto]

Uh, no. National Socialism was just one of many radical political parties vying for power at the time, many of which were anti-semitic.

[Ravalexand]

wow the people who marked you down really dont know what your talking about. What hes saying is killing the jewish comunity was his idea and was bad. The way the government was to be run wasnt bad. Really do some research before marking an intelligent comment down.

[Mondluchs]

That is not right.

The anti-semitism went way back in Europe's history, there were antisemits nearly everywhere. The reason for this was the catholic church, if I remember correctly - however, Hitler didn't invent the anti-semitism.

Nazism WAS bad - it was facist, discriminating, inhuman... of course, in some way effective, but that doesn't justify anything.

The sketch is hilarious, had a broad smile on my lips while watching it :-D

greetings from Austria

[Hobbatabba]

you´re like, SO stupid

[DanceCixiDance]

@Lingenfizzle

*cough cough* about that . . . NO. Having people kill others for being Jewish, homosexual, disabled, a Gypsie, etc etc etc is ALWAYS bad.

[Lingenfizzle]

@DanceCixiDance Yeah, I never said it wasn't. Great job.

[DanceCixiDance]

At that time, National Socialism was a radical political agenda looking for power, and realize many of these agendas WERE in fact anti-semitic.

[nohohongs]

AWESOME.

except that ideologically, Hitler and Stalin were pretty different..

[darkelf2x1]

It would be reasonable to assume that they did that for comedic effect

[peanutfoot]

Obviously, the clone developed a will of its own.

[Breadcleaner]

But not genealogically.

[uprt]

somewhere in the multiverse this happened

[Jawajoey]

Congratulations on what is surely a world's first: the utterance of the sentence "Your incestuous murder child was Hitler AND Stalin."

[hetepatat]

There aren't many situations where you can make a punchline like that.

[iammorphman]

Wat

[themongoosedog]

I'm confused, but entertained.

[Kiensai]

A BILLION POINTS FOR ME! I subscribed.

[5Mullaney]

HA! i beat you to that by quite a while.

Keep up the good work guys!

[ExplodingButton]

clever :)

[RichGilly]

You should write a novel to this - or a major motion picture.

What a brilliant plot! :)

[lagerbaer]

LOL :)

It keeps getting better and better.

[graxthetyrant]

That is an AWESOME story!! :-D

[MorganStack]

With your sister!

[Vagrant123]

Funniest crap I've seen in a while.

[PsyDei]

LMAO

[InspectorMustache]

Deathbed Confessional

[EndstationEdenGD]

Epic

[crocen0]

lmao. best one yet.

THATS RIGHT! Your incestous murder child was Hiotler and Stalin!

[DarkSteele]

meh

[BruceMcManly]

Wow. Hitler AND Stalin. You really can't top that. Great video, SMBC.

[KingDavid73]

L O L !

[SersProductions]

That woman is a bitch. 20 Dollars a month. I mean, seriously? What a whore.

[mrthockey]

I am blown away....

20$ a MONTH? What a crummy gardener.

[JosephSDodd]

Absolutely fantastic, 3 thumbs up

[Limitbreakersbane]

This was beyond fantasticc!

[LokkenJester]

ahahahahahaha

[kevinKronnack]

Super fail for her, epic win for us =D

[666shade]

hitler AND stalin, holy shit.

[EmoJuan001]

O.o No words can describe how epic that was! I mean come on it had everything! Incest, time travel, WWII, HITLER AND STALIN!!! @,@!!

I dare say it was as close to perfection as man is allowed to be! 8_8

[dicekar]

Beyond EPIC

[kiddznitch]

this one was AWESOME. Made my monday morning that much better :D

[Zikar]

I've gotta find a way of working "incestuous murder-child" casually into a sentence.

[ZMoreland04]

It's easier than you'd think..... Which I find depressing.

[Kataron]

That's how I'm gonna go.

[XethBan]

That's right, your incestuous murder-child was both Hitler AND Stalin.

Awesomesauce, I always look forward to these videos.

[jadenedaj]

The smile this gave me is hurting my face :c

[thesibbie]

SMBC outdoes itself YET AGAIN. holy shit!!!! i knew when i saw the title that it would be hilarious but never thought it would be THIS LEVEL OF AWESOME!!!!

You are the chefs who saw awesome, and made awesome sauce...and who keep making the world better because of the awesome sauce power that it gives you.

OH. one more thing:

LOL!!!

[nikkirock11]

Serves her right for buying flowers.

[technicallyabsurd]

That would be a load off.

[invaderpenguinos]

Funniest SMBC video yet! i am so happy, truly i am.... This video has filled me with Joy Joy feelings

[YouWorkForMeNow]

This is one of their worst videos in my opinion. Not as funny as the revolver bit.

[Aperpheldy]

OHHHHHHHHH....that's a kick in the face. What a poor woman

[stevied9366]

Awesome sauce

[bustersmittymilk]

I wish I had a time machine.

[tknpickle]

loved it. cant get enough of your work with these. comics not bad either :D

[Tattoo222]

GRANDPA, I'M BACK FROM RUSSIA!

[theboredone]

Now my secrets don't feel so bad.

[thedesktopninja]

Best one yet, imo.

[KapuraIII]

Hitler AND Stalin?

[Kpaxxxxxx]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[kirbyalex2002]

Man, if I had a nickel for everytime I had to tell that story

[FueledByRock]

Haha, this was terrific.

"Your incestous murder child was both Hitler and Stalin!"

[aparkhurst1]

I need a flow chart or diagram to follow this.... -_-??

[Braneloc]

I think nothing can be said other than "!"

[burnyourfriendsx]

That was brilliant, haha.

[Otacon2791]

That was a bit problematic...

[nenxe]

YES.

[apuleyo]

Well... that explains a lot.

Inbreeding = creates nazis.

Don't sleep with your fucking sister, damn rednecks.

[AliceHatt]

Oh, duh!

Of course that's the formula.

Inbreeding = Nazis.

[apuleyo]

Lol. Looks like inbreeders didn't like our comments.

I don't care, genetic disorders will make them die out :)

[Athaeus]

Actually I don't think inbreeders have the brain-power to pull off a political world-domination movement.

Otherwise, neat hypothesis!

[bathroomattendant]

It's usually multi generation inbreds that have a huge deficit in humanity, but single ones are pretty normal.

[Athaeus]

Hitler became the person he became most likely through regular beatings by his father. It is actually well known that violence in childhood causes violent (read; psychotic) adults.

Why are we talking about this on a hilarious video by the SMBC-team!? Just laugh at the great video!

[mickeymouseisdeadru]

I thought it was because he breathed in some mustard gas in the first world war.

[LaserOrange]

Agreed, that makes this a very unlikely situation. Also, Stalin's mustache is different than Hitler's.

[QRebound]

-.-

a) A man can't change his mustache up a bit?

b) The video dictates the events of a time travelling incestuous child that is the result of time travels, who then himself time travels AND clones himself... And you're citing the difference of mustaches of the two men as the death of it's validity?

[LaserOrange]

Yeah, I'm pretty serious about this mustache thing. I'm not sure what your problem with time travel and cloning is. Are you suggesting that he could've cloned that mustache from the future?

[Drarack]

it shoots lasers!

[Hemlockable]

Actually, all inbreeding does is bring recessive traits to the surface. Many people are carriers for genetic diseases, which are typically recessive. So that would be bad.

On the other hand, if a set of parents do not have such diseases, inbreeding would assure that their children don't either. There have been isolated populations that have inbred for centuries with no problems because of this.

That's the facts, like it or not. If you can't inbreed, it's because you suck.

[frozengreenblob]

So... inbreeding=>natural selection? Sweet!

[croisvoix]

Very very nice.

[uurmek]

lmao, Hitler *and* Stalin

[dabidinashell]

-head explodes-

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

Charming.