Gnooze 10-30-07 FEMA Pirate Navy France Sarkozy 60 Minutes

[ouivalerie]

she's too cute to grow up. she's too cute to wrinkle her perfect face. I think she may be a starchild, and definitely a very DEVELOPING talent. I mean she's not there yet. Today's pirates steal gold by poisoning people with benzene. It's snuck into mfg plants (where the big owners are the pirates) maybe to wash the equip? and I heard is an ingredient of crystal meth. What was that benzene really for? Hulda Clarke sais it's HIGHLY CARCINOGENIC. A chance for a pirate to do a good deed here???

[shiine2525]

hi i am somalian ' i am real pirate why don't u came her in gulf of aden ;show u how 2 hijack vassels

[fubar28]

first time watching her too.

she's funny as fuck. i loved her.

[Flashistic]

first time watching Marta. Whooowee! She is so very mm mm, er, woowoo and yeow! I say yum yum!

[conspiracy777]

oh oh oh !! LET ME DO THE WEATHER FOR YOU !!!!

I've always wanted to do that green screen thing ...! lol

(ok, I'm officially a geek now)

[commierocket]

When is the weather report?

[hypnofan35]

Pretty good pirate voice.  Take it easy on zee French. They are energy independent based on nuclear power.

[SeizureChords]

I love Your impressions.Why aren't You wearing the bunny ears?

[DMeNTeD4U]

Hey Marta, sure you don't want to like, tone it down a little, cause your, like, shitty. Why should Sarko answer questions about his personal life? And your comment about his hungarian name? What the fuck was that?

Ditz.

[feanoraz]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[hounddog21]

Stupid-poopy-head: a phrase that does not get used offen enought

[encor7]

Marta, those pirates were heading for the Rio Dulce, where Roy has an standing order for benzene ( they make really strong drinks at the Crow Bar)

[sheepwshotguns]

nah, marta's wayyy hotter

[Dog480]

Marta; you're behind the times. Modern pirates play the futures field & swipe stuff so they can sell it short & make real money; not to overlook the fun of killing captives, of course.

[ptrptms]

That looked like a Canadian warship. One of the few that we have. You can see the maple leaf flying in the picture.

[qiranger]

Loved the last bit!

[behaert]

meme pas drole!!! paris hilton 2 mdr!!!

[mimihanson]

I wouldn't have noticed the technical difficulty if you hadn't said anything, but your hair looks great on MY screen, so...

But the 'funny' still worked! Thanks and keep 'em coming.

[johnnymoondog]

Love your show !

Do some more of the French accent !!LOL

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[nocafeine]

marta you make keeping it real look good. love the show.

[gnooze]

I'm happy you love the show! Makes keeping this pace up a little easier!

[nocafeine]

This show is the best part of my work day. And I have a fantastic work day everyday... now it's double fantastic. Thanks for all the hard work Marta.

Stay golden ponygirl.

[Tripp233]

HAHA....borax

[HarleyDrider]

Marta the hair is perfect!!!

Trauma

[gnooze]

Hey thanks Trauma!

[mike8494]

They are right you are getting better and better you like a fine wine you are the best Marta. keep up the good gnooze... p.s. your hair does look great too. (-: Mike

[gnooze]

Mike, you're too nice! Thank you!

[AlterEgoTrip]

No no no.. it all looks brilliant, maybe the stress of doing everything is making you not see the brilliance of what you do, but here is another perspective, YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS GREAT!!! as stated above my comment and you walking away.. to say "this interview is over!" was amazingly strong.. spot on, however I have yet to see the actual interview.. but it was a strong moment!

[gnooze]

I have fun faux storming off. :)

[owenbigpinekey]

I dont know how you do it marta. They keep getting better and better.

[gnooze]

That is very nice of you to say, thank you!

[trevb38]

Ahhh, mon chéri, ahnuhzair guh-rate epeesode!

Keep up zee guh-rate work!

Au revoir! :D

[gnooze]

Hahahaha! Nice French-y comment! :)

[popsuckits]

Why don't they steal a bigger boat...

[goobersayshey]

Hooray For Marta! Your hair looked great!

A pirate goes to the Doctor's office for groin pain and during the physical exam the Doctor discovers that the pirate has his penis caught in the middle of a miniature ships steering wheel. "My Gosh!" exclaimed the Doctor, "Doesn't that hurt?" "Arrghhh," replied the pirate nodding, "She driving me nuts!"

Great job. Final pleas for Batgirl cowl tomorrow! Happy Halloween (almost).

[gnooze]

That is a silly pirate joke! Thanks for the kind words about my hair. :)

[theguyfromParis]

Thanks Marta ; i definitively like the french accent :) ; and i'm not surprise by the french president ; it will be like that during the next five years, i guess !! but the "baguette"... ah... it has the colour of your hair... don't you think ?

[gnooze]

Woohoo! The French guy likes my silly French accent! :)

[MBRHIndustries]

pat filbin is butthurt. so is sarkozy. its comforting to know that not just our country is run by grown ups who can throw temper tantrums.

the remote show came out good marta!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!  I'm trying. :)

[kalvinphil]

Good ol Pat , I feel bad for him. Im guessing he was just doing what he was told.

ARGE BENZINE !

WOW the French accent is almost as sweet as the russian! Nice work Marta !

[gnooze]

THANK YOU!!!

[Blargaldalien]

If this is one of the Techfree shows,you did fine. Posssibly failing to turn on the fill light for your hair is not the end of the world.

Zarbod and I plan on being that.

Somalian Pirates probably thought that Benzene tanker was valuable.All the crew should have done was set fire to the ship,and abandon it.

BOOM,no more pirates...

[gnooze]

Oh great, an alien apocalypse. One of my biggest fears coming to fruition.

[Blargaldalien]

Yes,fruition.Goes good on top of cereal.

[sheepwshotguns]

thanks a lot, i did an image search on the girl you referred to and you made me throw up a bunch of porn on my screen while i was at work! =/

[gnooze]

Oh goodness... thank you for letting us know before I did the same thing!!! Eek!

[inmendham]

I likes you hair ...looks soft and such

-eD

[gnooze]

:) Thank you.

[ZachsMind]

"Remote"?

What? Who said anything about doing anything remotely? She's still in the same studio she's always been in. You can see it right there behind her!

...

*blink*

...what? What? Green screen? What are you talking about? No there's no green anything anywhere behind her! Are you guys blind!??

[jeffreycoy]

Arrrrrr! Yonder you'll find yar velcro, ye scurvy dogs!

[gnooze]

That reminds me! I need more grog! :)

[TheGiantRobot]

Oh, Marta, fishing for compliments on your cute hair. I'm not falling for it.

[gnooze]

Dude, say what you will: this was just a funky hair day.

Actually I think it's because I forgot to turn on the fill light... whoops.

[ujdo]

With the fill light off, you just look more dramatic!

[TheGiantRobot]

See what I mean? Just reeling them in.

[livelifealwaystoo]

I'll spend some time thinking about the problem of your hair. When I reach a conclusion, I'll be back in touch.

[gnooze]

Thank goodness.  God knows I need it.

[livelifealwaystoo]

lol

[Machination1]

It's gold "bullion." I never miss out on an opportunity to use that word. I just love it so. Bullion.

[gnooze]

Oh man! I totally missed the boat on bullion! Pun intended!

[neabear77]

LOL, Pirates and velcro...PRICELESS Marta!!

[gnooze]

:D Not sure where the velcro thing came from... but hey!

[RonPaulClips]

lol ;-)

[gnooze]

Glad you laughed! :) Thanks!

[gavnila]

"arrr" i recall your cheney expression lol

[gnooze]

There are some similarities between them, huh? A searing commentary... or just a limited arsenal of voices and mannerisms? The world may never know.

[Blargaldalien]

But,Cheney IS a Pirate .HiJacking the Bush Presidency.

But,why oh why,couldn't he make GB walk the plank????

[Dog480]

Because Dubya is too dumb to walk a straight line, of course. (you set me up for that didn't you?)

[GaiashKetoji]

Don't worry Marta, it just looks like different lighting.

[gnooze]

I forgot to flip on the fill light. Whoops!

[eternalAOblue]

!!!CUTE!!!:D

[gnooze]

:D Thanks!!!