Dirty Organic Food & Movies

[bluebear1985]

If you do drop the 'h' in certain words, who knows what else you can get away with saying. Aw, sit.

[gwk4657]

I liked your video very much.

[funrizwan]

Yes Her not urbs!!! Long live caig!

[ladyofpearls194]

@HayleToTheHammer Lol. I thought the same thing. :D

[uturniaphobic]

if "herbs" must have "H" sound then what about the word "honest"?

dang etymology...it's all goofed up

[yozeroz]

dumb laugh of the crowd.

[HayleToTheHammer]

the herbs-'erbs-issue reminds me of eddie izzard:

"you say 'erbs and we say herbs - because there's a f*cking H in it." :D

[TheHarlequinLady]

I'd give u something dirty for free... XD...i think ima use that "Organic" code... :D

[SourExplosion]

Organic Movies hahaha

[montypythonchick1]

Whole & Oats! That is hilarious!!

[pcuncle]

What's a fuck idiot this guy.

[pcuncle]

To synonynantonym: You are a func*ing bitch, can't you understand what he say?!

[MsAwesomeman]

"i will pay extra for something dirty i will"

[napw81]

ROFL... David Asselhoff.. HAHAHAHHA

[Moneven]

"Parsley, sage, rosemary and WEED."

"I'm kidding -- for legal reasons."

Hahahhahahaha!! This guy is hilarious!! He comes up with the most brilliant jokes.

I'm supposed to be studying, but Craig's monologues are worth staying up an extra hour or two.

[cookiesluvkreme]

@Moneven EXACTLY!

[gearlockT]

What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Really I want you to go into detail and tell me how you compare the more nutrient rich, fresh, flavorful, local, gmo free, pesticide free food with animal feed. Where is your logic?

[jiros00]

Of course you can get top quality organic grain but the vast majority of it is poor in other ways. For example inelastic grain doesn't bother animals (and makes good dog biscuits) or one-eyed organic buyers. Another thing, organic food is NOT pesticide free.

[gearlockT]

The food I grow is pesticide free, and I personally know the local organic growers that I buy from. As for grains people need to start eating ancient grain varieties if they want some real nutrition.

[jiros00]

Homegrown/private gardening food is

not grown to same standards to what we call commercial organic (ie. as certified by relevant trade association - eg. Soil Association in the UK). Soil Association only restricts the amount/type of pesticide. Which particular ancient grain varieties were you referring to?

[gearlockT]

Like I said, I personally know the local farmers who grow a lot of my food and have worked on some of their farms. Their are no sprays of any kind used and the soil is pristine. As for the ancient grain varieties Quinoa, Teff, Amaranth, Kamut, Spelt, Millet, Buckwheat, Barley, Rye, Einkorn, Emmer (farro). Those are the ones I eat, they are very nutritious taste great. It's hard to find some truly organic grains but I get what I can.

[OsamaBinForgotten2]

Dirty? The genetic markers that are fused into the round up resistant corn, soy, beets, and most others, have the ability to manipulate the digestive fauna of the consumer of these modified foods. The terminator gene- sterile seeds is another great accomplishment of this monstrous corporation whose soul purpose is to control all food and the quality of the processed leftovers is reprocessed into 4th generation processing.. Can't call it food.

[gearlockT]

You know what's going on my friend, too bad the rest of these brainwashed fools don't have a clue.

[typacsk]

You folks are right about the terminator genes and so forth, but there's a very important difference between being ignorant of something and being "brainwashed". (And I don't know if you've noticed, but that word tends to make people less inclined to listen to what you have to say.)

[jaycbll]

@OsamaBinForgotten2

"sole " 'sole purpose'

[davysotopty]

Stupid MOTHER FUC**ER !!

[Mongodelight]

HAHA America is a facist dictatorship haha

[BlakeTahoe]

love how the nuts calling us "sheeple" are doin the same thing....copying one NWO nut after another.....just pointing that out....i know blah blah im a sheep....baaaaa

[ashamakeda]

Craig is  hilarious

[belongtobill]

i love Craig, I watch him everynight with my family

[8646099127]

This fellow thinks he's funny, but he can't make us stupid or less angry about the Dems attack on private gardens through H.R. 875 ... they will have a fight beyond anything they have imagined. We are smart enough to know that we are importing food from other countries and being asked to stop growing gardens = CONTROL by the world's worst totalitarian government in history.

[Sir0Syler]

Mike Mires From Shrek OMG... O_o

[eatshishkebabanddie]

"I'm kidding, for legal reasons".

"Asselhoff". Damn he's funny.

[UlrichPortnoyDonati9]

HA HA HA "whole oats" will keep america from taking the conventional food for free is what it will do ...

[ChrisUtzig]

He's usually funny...

oh well

[frankhaseyes]

FUCK THIS PUPPET

[DHarms07]

Though I like Craig, his spin on Organic food was really lame. Funny, but lame....simply because people are dumb enough to probably think less of organics after watching this.

Either way, funny, but may mislead some, which is sad.

[louis12346]

eugenics of Hitler were financed by Rockefeller Foundation is building a doomsday seed vault to preserve every seed on our planet,, the Green Revolution was a brilliant Rockefeller family scheme to develop a globalized agribusiness which they then could monopolize just as they had done in the world oil industry. Henry Kissinger , If you control the oil you control the country; if you control food, you control the population Agribusiness and the Rockefeller Green Revolution went hand-in-hand

[straightouttacanton]

dude, zeitgeist blew my mind

[bdmenne]

yes, join the club. FUCKERS

I don't like jokers that put sheeple to sleep with laughs. I loved the writers strike, Leno actually became involved and then had Ron Paul on his show, he even changed his focus for awhile.

i want to move to New Zealand, shit, don't know if anyone is safe anywhere. guess we will have to stand up and spread the word.

[777BLEU777]

Craig Ferguson. His satanic show is filled with homosexual and anal jokes. Filthy!!!

[zulfiqarjh]

waz da site name ?

[Tomcat155]

lol

I'm kidding... for legal reasons

haha

[xhippeex]

who is this guy? hes pretty funny

[snillusgospel]

Craig is good. Leno is great!

Barack and Michelle were married in 1992. One year earlier he took her on a date to a gospel music concert at the historic Quinn Chapel in Chicago. Click on my link above to see Barack and Michelle during the performance of "Been In The Storm Too Long" by the Might Clouds of Joy. ........ Also, yep ... that's Oprah's boyfriend, Stedman Graham.

[alejhombre]

Comedians plagiarize jokes or pay writers to write for them...mostly uncredited. Every late night talk show host's monologues are largely written by others and usually contain wholly unoriginal material. The thing lay in the schtick of the host. I can't

believe it needs to be explained that everything he says is tongue-in-cheek. People, the man knows what organic means and isn't trying to impose a pronounciation guide on Americans...the whole point was the punchline "'asslehoff".

[mcguffin1899]

weirdest video i've ever seen, find:

Adam Sandler Dog Police

[Kekzor1337]

anonnying accent

[chookter1]

"anonnying accent"

1) that word dosnt exist

2) conjecture says i know what you mean

3) its only "anonnying" because it dosnt match  your accent

[SaudiMajix]

that was funny.... ^.^

[gueneveve]

Holy Eddie Izzard!!

C'mon, Craig. You've just watched Dressed to Kill.

You're great, but don't take Eddie's jokes!

[mywootgarden]

Erbs!

[smilegirls13]

Calm down- of course he's joking. I don't know about stupid but we do seem to be a bit uptight.

[Jsmooth7444]

And we Americans are stupid? I hope hes joking...

[TailTwistOrTruth]

Organic doesn't mean its not washed, idiot it means it has not harmful chemicals.

[JohnnyMcAnonymous]

watch?v=fU2kgW4j8SM

[bigpayne10]

this guys a fucking idiot organic food is 10x better for u

[Thrusthamster]

He's the King of Rants.

[xmenotux]

Man, this guy is hilarious. I don't even know when his show is on.

[AlkaStealther]

you don't say David ASSellhoff :DDD

[jasminehks]

He is hilarious.

[mandiefenrich]

too bad they didnt post the rest of his monologue it was sooo funny. if you live in LA you would know there is a supermarket called VONS and a slight shadier one in the ghetto called JONS. same font and text color and everything, hahaha. anyway, he disses it... it was amazing i had tears coming out of my face

[halldbe]

David 'asselhoff....thats a better name ain´t it?

[majorjean]

"parsley, sage, rosemary, and weed...i'm kidding, for legal reasons." lol

[fettskraag]

yea very funny you guys.. hmm

[dwcai81]

"I like to watch organic movies", LOL!

[jeffsumm]

yeah, Craig is a lot funnier than everyone except Leno

[crazygirl97]

LMAO David Asseloff. Too funny.

[mistatibbs]

Thought Craig sounded a lot like Eddie Izzard to start, then he stole one of Eddie's jokes - "You say 'erbs', and we say 'herbs', because there's a (bleeping) 'h' in it." C'mon, man, that's a slippery slope, pick another word, or next time it might be "you might be a Scottish redneck if..."

[diogomor]

Dude, Craig totally stole that joke from Izzard!! I was thinking the same thing.

Except I didn't bleep out FUCK in my thoughts. :) hehehehe

[tsalaghi]

YES...someone else noticed that! He also does the Eddie Izzard trick of saying something ISN'T such and such, but nodding his head yes and staring at the camera meaning it IS. Eddie is awesome. Love both these guys.

[splejdrup]

Lol !

[MakeUAStar]

Ok Craig.. you've improved so much, you're going to take Dave's spot when he leaves. Very soon that will be sir. Thank me later. =)

[co3]

haha man i love this guy.

[timothyt0102]

Loved the mock London accent by Craig... =)

[rbarnes72]

fer

[tomecam]

David Asselhoff LOL^^

[jimmyjok]

may the best man win!!!hahahahaha

[UltraGold]

"it's like scotland out here, except no scottish ppl" XD

[NPK83]

Exactly! Why do Americans say 'erbs'?? I have often wondered about that.

[sabrin321]

david asselolf!!

[hondababe209]

LOL very funnie guy.... David Asselhoff LOL

[Donuts73]

*lol*

We say the H in america, you can't just drop the H in oe word - erbs. The word is HERBS! You don't say "David Asselhoff", do you? Exactly~!

[zerrath]

Take off the tie. He looks too uptight with it now.

[h2soccergod]

i will pay extra for something dirty. hahahhahahha organic movies. that guy's the bomb.

[tubelev]

Hilarius as usuall!

i just wish his untranslatet show would be aired in germany. i wouldn't have to check on youtube for every single bit of it :(

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

"I like to watch Organic movies" LOL

[PikachuFanatica]

LMAO. "David Asselhoff"

[clearfairy]

Glad he stuck with the proper pronunciation of herbs.

[hwekfhdskhd]

i got to start watching this but i watch conan instead

[motleygirl1973]

give craig a try I USED to watch conan to

[xxharlequinxGiRLxx]

"I will pay extra for something dirty.."

HAAA. he is truly hilarious.

[nk47]

I would pay for something dirty too, lawls.. Organic movies are great for excersize XD..

[pyromaniac4667]

hahah. this guy is even better than conan obrien.

[jonbiddell]

Dude, my colon is funnier than Conan O'Brien !

[XlyonX]

lol lol lol lol lol

[kipe78]

Yeah,first post.Big deal

[fwatda]

lol!!!