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  • I'd sell my kidney to see Ron Paul become president.

  • I would sell my kidney for a date. U know, those raisin looking thingies.

  • I sell it for a kidney

  • If one more person says either "another kidney" or "a klondike bar" I will eat their brains.

  • GOTD: porn

  • i'd sell my kidney for 2 kidneys... umad?

  • I would sell my kidney for Justice :P Too much Corruption can't take it anymore

  • A klondik bar :)

  • I would sell it with sex with Blake Lively.

  • Nothing

  • QOTD: I would trade it for $12,345,566.34 and buy a new kidney

  • You guys have it all wrong it's not an eye for an eye it's a kidney for a ipad

  • World peace, and the power to do and make anything + being a billionaire

  • Another kidney

  • A klondike bar

  • I would sell my kidney for peace in the world... STFU I can dream!

  • A better kidney

  • 5,000 pounds ( of beef )

  • For a Klondike bar

  • Only If it would keep one of my family members from dying.

  • Jessica alba

  • Your soul

  • Probs a mustang, even though I'm only 13

  • for me to rule the world and have no wars so I know I'm not selling my kidney anytime soon

  • to meet phil

  • Pay someone to install my mods on fallout 3 for me

  • Another kidney and a profit

  • Nothing in da world would make me want to trade mah kidney.

  • A Klondike bar!

  • @ 1:28 looks like Jenna marbles

  • I would trade my kidney to hang out with God

  • I watched this video from my kidney.

  • this was birthday

  • i'd sell my kindney to go to the moon!

  • shit man i'm on dialysis. i need a kidney. hey phil, wanna help me raise 5k for anti rejection meds? that would be cool:)

  • I wouldnt sell me kidney. :S 

  • I would sell my Kidney for a night with kim kardashian

  • i would sell my kidney for a job at the FBI (or to pay le bills which my mom pays, to be nice)

  • i would sale my kidney for a bag of cannabis....

  • I would sell my kidney for 10 thousand dollars. That kid got ripped off.

  • For Magic Powers, so I could regrow the Kidney.

  • I wouldn't sell my kidney...but I'd trade my kidney for one of Phil's kidneys. And if the doctor couldn't get it in. I'd tell that Mr.Doctor went to a university cause he's rick james beotch to stop being a pussy. Like if you get Chappelle Show Joke ;)

  • id sell my kidney for another kidney..

  • well at least his kidney went to somebody who will appreciate it more...

  • I'd sell my kidney for Invader Zim to come back to TV.

  • Fucking tacoes

  • for another kidney

  • Tricky, I was born with one kidney.

  • Question Answer:

    Nothing, i need my kidney!

  • I would sell my kidney for a kidney

  • I would sell my kidney for Philip Defranco's autograph.

  • I need a kidney to phill don't be sad

  • Emma stone

  • I just watched this video on my iPad.

  • Do you want iPad 2 ? Entor: goo.gl\8ONjl

  • @federterk Learn how to spell enter, retard.

  • "this story just makes me sad...sad Phil..." bahaha too funny

  • i love night court!

    

  • most of yur video thumbnails look like porno.

  • WTF SNAKE PEOPLE

    

  • I wouldn't sell my kidney, however I would donate it to some one that needed it. It just seems right

  • I would sekk it for demi lovato a house and a charger in black!!!'

  • ik this is an older video but QOTD: i would sell my kidney for and iPad 2.... with 3G

  • I turned 17, 6 days ago lol :D

  • 2:55 :D

  • the two top comments are made by retards. i would sell my kidney to bang megan fox.

  • @MoralRapist Megan Fox is a cow

  • For another kidney and 100.00 €

  • You quoted my fucking favorite part of my favorite episode of south park!

    "Phase 1 collect underwear. Phase 2 ???? Phase 3 profit!" Hahahah!

  • I've watched this 30 times only for the remix :p

  • Id sell my kidney if it made sticky icky legal...

  • I'd sell it for Moar Blake

  • i would sell my kidney for a chance to f*ck emma watson

  • I would sell mine for a fuckin Klondike bar that's for damn sure

  • Sad fill made me "awww" out loud.

  • 36 hours away from Nicki Minaj

  • 36 hours with nikki minaj

  • SOUTH PARK REFERENCE- underpants gnomes - collect underwhere, ??????, Profit

  • You lolz

  • A new kidney

  • A klondike bar

  • For 14 trillion $ and Emma Watson in my bed

  • poor John locke

  • @CheesyBerger John Locke from Lost (x

  • the person who operated on him should be sued

  • I don't think Sxephil realizes the awesome news source he is!

  • id sell my kidney for this girl i like

  • A kidney

  • What a nobody u r.

    U r just repeationg Reuters & other newsnetworks.

    You r a nobody.

  • Threesome with phill,bieber and mee

  • A Klondike bar!

  • I'd sell my kidney just to kill facebook, twitter, and all that stuff and all of their shit that u really dont have any interst for. U have interest for a few things, then u get a whole punch of shit that is just annoying, stupid, or just fucked up. And from social media, people do stupid things.

    Like WHO THE FUCK would tattoo ones facebook friends on your arm? WTF!

  • ~Haven't watch the Show in a while but i'm currently catching up wit the world around me . . . . i just had to stop and say that i Love the Underpants Gnome Reference

  • Skyrim

    

  • @SuperRawToast idk i was just born that way. Some might say i'm retarded

  • I'd sell it for another kidney

  • id sell my kidney for a klondike bar

  • my kidney for a audi R8

  • I'd sell it for a billion pounds and then buy another kidney and another ipad BAM

  • I would sell it for a time machine..... Top that.

  • I'd sell it for two kidneys so I could then sell 1 and get a new iPad 2

  • I'll sell it fur da world!!! Mwahahahaha......mwahahahah...­.hahhahaha

  • South Park reference - LOVE IT! (Fired up reference within my approval? Bonus). I would sell my kidney for... My college loans being all paid of before I graduate

  • I would sell my kidney for the ability to know anything :)

  • I'd sell it for..... super powers

  • I'll sell it for a better one.

  • I'd sell it for true love :)

  • i would sell my kidney in order to meet/get an autographed jersey from sidney crosby...yeahhh :)

  • Sell BOTH my Kidzney's for a recurrent Spot on the Philip-De-Franco show! Who needs clean blood and urine, my bodies smart it should work itself out......right white people!

  • QOTD: 2 kidneys....HA-HA!

  • 10 bucks someone is going to make a remix "fuck underage people = profit". The twisted side of the interwebs

  • QOTD: a iPad 3G to shove it in that kids face!

    Seriously you have 3000$ and you don't spend an extra 200 for 3G?

  • I would sell it for having Katy Perry as my "I get to do her whenever" chick. BOOM

  • QOTD: The removal of rebecca black's fail friday song from my mind >.<

  • Damn already sold my kidney for an iphone

  • QOTD: love 

  • I would sell not only one of my kidneys but both of them for.... A night with Emma Watson, Anne Hathaway, and Christina Hendricks.

  • MelanieLynnable has it right, sell it for Immortality. Lol.

  • A doctorate lol

  • what the fuck-snake people? XD what was it-Voldemort??

  • i would sell my kidney to meet Chuck Norris, and get my self beat up by him

  • Any of you who said u would give away your kidney for food is a fat ass no offense

  • I would sell my kidney for a Klondike bar

  • I would sell my kidney for Blake Lively not just to f@#k her

  • I would sell my kidney for the legalization of that cannabis plant he was talking about.. ;)

  • i would sell my kidney for access to megan fox's pants

  • i would sell it for xbox live jk

  • I would sell my kidney for an extra dick to use with Blake lively

  • Bah this made me kinda sad bcoz my dad needs a kidney transplant irl :/

  • I would sell my kidney for another kidney and/or sex with a hot celebrity of my choice.

  • south park reference ftw

  • Sell my kidney for jessica alba

  • i would sell my kidney for crack because i would make enough to not have to suck dick for at least a week

  • Two chicks at the same time.

  • i would sell my kidney for a klondike bar :) mmmmm

  • I would sell my kidney for a genie in a bottle. After which, I'd repeatedly wish for more wishes.. AND... I'd use one of said wishes, to wish for my kidney back, perfectly healthy, in my body..

  • for Blake Lively:D

  • I would sell my kidney for two kindneys. IM A CLEVER BASTARD.

  • I'll sell my kidney for making my hair grow shorter.... :O

  • i would sell my kidney... for blake lively

  • What would I sell my kindey for...A klondike bar...duh

  • I would sell my kidney for any hot red head!!!!!!!!

  • i would sell my kidney for the chance to have sex with katy perry in master chiefs armor. me in the armor.. not her

  • a klondike bar

  • am i allowed to lol hard at that kidney story!???

  • I would sell my kidney for another kidney!

  • I would sell my kidney if it meant i could frolic in a field of puppies.

  • Hmmm... Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, and Carmella Bing. Yes.

  • Too own vanessa hudgens

  • i would sell it for free tuition at harvard!

  • a pineapple

  • i would sell my kidney for 1mill

  • I would sell my kidney for two cheaper kidneys! :D

  • What would I sell my kidney for? A klondike bar.

  • (watches 12 seconds of video)

    *commercial lately appears*

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

  • I already only have one kidney....

  • i would sell my kidney for 2 kidney's thake that black kidney market

  • I would sell my Kidney for world peace.

  • I would sell my kidney for Bob Parker

  • id trade my kidney for world peace!

  • Id sell my kidney for 2 more kidneys

  • You got the racism wrong, Its korean kids who play starcraft

  • I would sell my kidney for a klondike bar.

  • I would sell my kidney for Israely soldier Gilad Shalit to come back home from Palastinian captivity after almost 5 years!!!

  • for a bigMac ;)

  • Sorry for the correction, but it's only cannabis if it is used in a medical matter. Marijuana would be the right correct term to use.

  • @TheKihdd lol...cannabis is marijuana, wow how stupid can people get? If i said hey i smoke marijuana, the marijuana is still cannabis because THEY'RE THE SAME THING...commenting on someone who posted a month ago isn't the best idea but hey as long as other ppl understand or do now it's all good =D

  • i would sell my kidney for a million dollars

  • I woukd sell my kidney to meet with you

    SXEPHIL RULES!!!

  • are you aware that the pre-roll add i just watched was a JUSTIN BEIBER COLOGNE AD??!!??!

  • hehe im not gonna sell my kidney , 2s better then 1 :D

  • id sell my kidney 4 100 free punches to kkk's saggy ball sack.

  • You can live without one kidney and won't need to change your lifestyle.

    I wouldn't trade my kidney for any material goods since they deteriorate in value over time, but if any member of my family needed a kidney I'd give them mine if I was a match.

  • i would trade my kidney for you :O

  • I would sell my kidney to be on the Philip DeFranco show :D