I watched this in the middle of class! It took every ounce of my self control nit to laugh out loud. To quote a great man: "I lost like 5 pounds excreting so much semen." girls were staring at me and shit because I looked like I was about to die! Funniest shit eva!!'
Dude. I die laughing to all your videos. But I noticed something, most of your videos, the gameplay Is ahead of the commentary. Oh well, still hilarious.
@Swagge21 Even though he says he commentates while he plays, I think he does it afterwards. Reason being is that on some of his videos the reactions happen too early for it to be live. Nevertheless, he's still hilarious.
''And now you're supposed to wait in the middle, right here, and the mother ship will pick you up but instead, the FBI FUCKING AGENT descends from the clouds and he takes away my third fucking telephone piece''
1:52 "... UNLESS ET HAS SOME TYPE OF MAGICAL JIZZ HE IS NOT FIXING THAT FUCKING PHONE, TO CALL HIS ALIEN BROTHER INTO PICK HIM THE FUCK UP! ... But anyway.." That's just lovely.
"The two of them make the perfect criminal team. One rapes the $#!* outta you, while the other one steals your phone so you have no means of communication to call the police."
et stands for extra terrestrial so when you say et the extra terrestrial you're saying extra terrestrial twice. i get et is his name but i am just saying.
ET is a good game considering it was made in SIX WEEKS,could you make a better game??? in SIX for the Atari(most Atari games had 3-4 months of development)
@TheRoyBoy734 the point is: With a little technical knowledge, you should be able to make a better game in no time - but making a worse one should be next to impossible. Although I think Superman 64 is actually worse.
@YaBoyBr0wn have you heard your fucking voice?I bet you hear it loud and clear because your goddamned ear is fucking larger than fucking earth you motherfucking asshole
You know what I don't get? If the mother ship is the one that dropped off E.T in the 1st place, why is he trying to call them to pick him up again when He can avoid going to this hellhole of an earth completely?
MY NIPPLES ARE SO FUCKING HARD!!!
m3talm0nst3r99 6 days ago
The phone says ET look at it
apoll1212 1 week ago
hahaha I knocked my head in the table I'm getting the best workout ever laughing so hard at this :D
MansionHere 1 week ago
ET falls in holes but the other fuckers dont. unfair
Myrskism 2 weeks ago
you should do gameplay of Action 52
Blazekin36 2 weeks ago
@Blazekin36 He already have:D
WrathCh1ldz 1 week ago
I watched this in the middle of class! It took every ounce of my self control nit to laugh out loud. To quote a great man: "I lost like 5 pounds excreting so much semen." girls were staring at me and shit because I looked like I was about to die! Funniest shit eva!!'
MrKingtony12 2 weeks ago
the past tense speaking ruins it
Sn1ffdog 3 weeks ago
E.T- Extra Testicle
BlackoutSn1per 3 weeks ago
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it was like a...toast like a piece of toast
YankeeFan819 3 weeks ago
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YankeeFan819 3 weeks ago
E.T. eating testicles~ this game is 110% vomit
Spankyliz 1 month ago
He commentates after recording
ripc0rder 1 month ago
Dude. I die laughing to all your videos. But I noticed something, most of your videos, the gameplay Is ahead of the commentary. Oh well, still hilarious.
Flapswitch13 1 month ago
The ending made me cry!! Lmao that is some seriously fucked up shit!!
6Recrucify6Jesus6 1 month ago
when his mouse on screen turned into an hourglass, I tried moving it with my mouse...
Gregtendon 1 month ago
thumbs up for toaster recording
MultiBobo6969 1 month ago
worst game eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
gregwashere1000 1 month ago
E.T. The Extra Testicle
HeROofRUssIA 1 month ago 6
how the fuck did i get here? I was trying to find child porn
zk1273382 1 month ago
0:36 i literally started crying when he said "And E.T gets a Boner on his neck :,D
M0BproductionS1 1 month ago
U should call it the most confucing game of all time...
BrittneyBrit123 1 month ago
This guy made my day
AlaskaVIY 1 month ago
He needs to commentate either sports or a porno. Chances are he'll always end up going, "Oh and that dick is going to third base."
Xxagentorange666xX 1 month ago 4
E.T.
Extra Testicle.
Xanthouswrath 1 month ago 4
NIGGA STOLE E.T.
Ayxrion 1 month ago
i watch all your videos just for your comments they are awesommeee!!!!
MrGeorgio135 1 month ago
I gist good yuitube channel check it out
Montisa2008 1 month ago
@Montisa2008 What?
onlinetag 1 month ago
I laughed so hard but then I took a..... Nah too far
AbusivUnicorn 1 month ago
Laughed so hard my nipples jizzed out peanuts
Biga4380 1 month ago
Et gets a boner on his neck, and Critical gets boner nipples. Match made in heaven
BernoulliChick 1 month ago 28
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Fezstacles 1 month ago
From 4:00 to the end, I was laughing so hard I jizzed
thepipeman12345 2 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Damitsme33 2 months ago
XD god this guy is awsome!!!!!!
SHOCKGUMPRODUCTIONS 2 months ago
I fucking love this guy
necro15flare 2 months ago 3
LMAO this guy damn he made a horrible game look funny as fuck damn it made me want to play E.T.
mgjokester 2 months ago
He could commentate paint drying on the wall, and it would still be funny.
MrJuiceize 2 months ago
@Swagge21 Even though he says he commentates while he plays, I think he does it afterwards. Reason being is that on some of his videos the reactions happen too early for it to be live. Nevertheless, he's still hilarious.
Rand0motion 2 months ago
Does he play the game and THEN add the commentary afterwards, or does he do the commentary while he's playing? Sorry for the stupid question...
Swagge21 2 months ago
@Swagge21 depends on the video
ratemyswing1 2 months ago
@Swagge21 I think in this vid he commentated the game after he played it.
darthvader676 2 months ago
I own this game. Best $1 I spent on an atari game
pancakewafflebacon 2 months ago
Every time he gets mad because the game he's playing is retarded and doesn't make sense I loose it xD
Akibachan1 2 months ago
BWAHAHA :D
brookeroxursoks 2 months ago
i have played this game before but its not as interesting as i thought though
mrfunnier100 2 months ago
This is where the funny really starts to kick into his videos
MyVanillaNips 2 months ago
Hahaha nice ending rant
cleonofthewarriors 2 months ago
"The rath of ET is upon you." Ha.
TheFoolish394 2 months ago
Cr1tikal is indeed a stealthy man, he posts videos and nothing else... No comments, no one even knows his real name
savage0swag 2 months ago
@savage0swag He has posted comments, in his older videos.
Blade8745 2 months ago
this introduced me to cr1tikal
IronWolvesBand 2 months ago
1:52 - 2:25.
HAHAHAHA
Kikari2 2 months ago
hahaha over and over again....
INCEPTION NO?
GirlofanAlchemist123 2 months ago
This is by far the funniest one.
Cooleeyo215 3 months ago
Cr1TiKaL is like osama but stealthier everyone knows who he is yet he has left no traces of what he/she looks like
bigkane2000 3 months ago
@bigkane2000 if critikal was a girl she would be the the most perverted woman in the world
juggaspartan117 3 months ago in playlist critikal
@juggaspartan117 EXACTLY!!!!!
bigkane2000 3 months ago
Still better than mwf3
jedibbq 3 months ago
Why am i eating pizza in front of this guy.
RickStrife2022 3 months ago
E.T- EROTIC TITTIES? 0___o
marthaadorno 3 months ago 63
@marthaadorno or E.T= Extra Testicle :O
yoyoboy1337 1 month ago
That looks like some pubic hairs with a smiley face on the top of my screen.
maxzy4g 3 months ago
''And now you're supposed to wait in the middle, right here, and the mother ship will pick you up but instead, the FBI FUCKING AGENT descends from the clouds and he takes away my third fucking telephone piece''
This guy is beyond legendary
Funnerism 3 months ago
4:19 to the end i almost pissed myself lmfao
SawedShotgun 3 months ago
No wonder this game caused the videogame industry crash.
Leviskardsen 3 months ago 2
Now im beating the shit out of the FBI agent with ET here..... This guy is genious
egexxx3169 3 months ago
To get out of the hole you press spacebar and ET gets a boner on his neck and flies out of the hole? Wait thats not realistic? crap...
stevebob240 4 months ago
QUE QUE MIERDA ES ESTO LO PUEDO ROMPER
kevjean333 4 months ago
THE WRATH OF ET IS UPON YOU!!
Camerongreenranger 4 months ago
25 people met with a serial rapist who descended from the sky
Funnerism 4 months ago
:O MAGICAL JIZZ? x3 tehe
thekitteh100 4 months ago
lol pedo want to rape ET lmao
nicxtrem21 4 months ago
0:38 is doctor zoidberg
licensedanimal 4 months ago
How doesn't he laugh at himself?
PoohStickProductions 4 months ago
@PoohStickProductions Because he isn't funny... If he was trying to be funny the category would be "Comedy".
Bobaloobi 4 months ago
God, no wonder the Angry Videogame Nerd refuses to review this!
You get traumatized just by WATCHING this D:
Serenchen 4 months ago
I remember watching this ages ago and I forgot where I saw it. I'm so happy that I found it!
MOTUL76 5 months ago
2:04 . ROFLMAO!!
skittelz447 5 months ago
I went piss before watching this cuz my spidey senses tingled telling me I'm gonna piss myself.
EpicBroze 5 months ago 117
@EpicBroze XD.
jetflash32 1 month ago
This is in my top 5 favourite games of all time.
danothedinosaur 5 months ago
Notice the phone says E.T
Serenity264 5 months ago
this one is my fav....no matter how many times i watch it i still laugh my ass off!
mcsuck1 5 months ago
Why do ALL movie video games suck SO bad? xD
MissBlueKiss 5 months ago 2
where the hell did you find that game?
zavost 6 months ago
Fuck this game.
bustapunk101 6 months ago
Yeah from ggsp
3verydayimshuffling 6 months ago
I heard this game caused the Video Gmae crash. Terrible.
And then they burried all of the returned copies in the desert and put concrete over it.
Dramatic enough?
Nope.
After that Atari was fucked.
malastrome15 6 months ago
@malastrome15 You can get it for £5.99 on Amazon.co.uk
RezDispenser 6 months ago
@RezDispenser lol I bet no one buys it. EVAH!!!!! XD love your playthroughs btw :)
malastrome15 6 months ago
Does anyone else wonder how he thinks of all this random shit?
AWskater28 6 months ago
@AWskater28 He's a fuckin' Genius man.
UNKNOWNGallery 6 months ago
This was fucking hilarious.
UndeadCritic 6 months ago
The beginning of horrible movie video games...
MinecraftyInfo 6 months ago
@jemaster800 he doesn't say brother into, he says brethren to... Just so you know..
Sk8er10117 6 months ago
@sk8edevil101 xD so did i
kdog90011 6 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! XDDD
Hands down, funniest fucking thing I've seen about a videogame.
DarkFire123S 6 months ago
1:52 "... UNLESS ET HAS SOME TYPE OF MAGICAL JIZZ HE IS NOT FIXING THAT FUCKING PHONE, TO CALL HIS ALIEN BROTHER INTO PICK HIM THE FUCK UP! ... But anyway.." That's just lovely.
jemaster800 6 months ago 69
@jemaster800 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jetflash32 1 month ago
@jetflash32 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ChrisCC29xMDG 1 month ago
now i want some toast.
bob13377 6 months ago
best commentary of all time
gc02345 6 months ago
et scares me =)
crazydang101 6 months ago
lmfaooooo 1:40 !!!!!!
quickclip1008 6 months ago
But the F.B.I fucking agent descends from the clouds and takes my third telephone piece U r hilarious
LILjeremy67 6 months ago
ET can have boners never new an ailian had a dick
ELETE111 6 months ago
" OHHH yea oohhh yea im clooberring this agen....... are you shitting me?" lol
HALOwins 6 months ago
"The two of them make the perfect criminal team. One rapes the $#!* outta you, while the other one steals your phone so you have no means of communication to call the police."
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Gibbagobba 6 months ago
Best one yet XD
XxIgotsnipexX 6 months ago
I laughed when he said e.t has a boner for a neck
CallMeSpongebob1 6 months ago
3:20 Is that guy humping the HOLE?!
RiverDaComedian 6 months ago 2
@RiverDaComedian lmao
baseballking1a 6 months ago
I CANT BREATH
MRmen2244 6 months ago
@MRmen2244 Don't worry, you're not the only one...I need an inhaler from laughing too hard.
Funnerism 6 months ago
I'm rofling
mrmaster117 6 months ago
Fuck
monkman43 6 months ago
Fuck
monkman43 6 months ago
24 people have boner-necks
FredsAccount10 6 months ago
"The wrath of E.T. is upon you!" my favorite part XD
tacobeansrule 6 months ago in playlist Cr1TiKaL Commentaries
lool to win you gota get all the tellaphone peices and all those black boxes and stand in the middle
people709 7 months ago
allright now im leaven.are you shiting me
people709 7 months ago
the phone looks like its spelling ET
flybirdefly 7 months ago
$50 bucks says thats Seth fuckin Rogen!!!
ADayToNeverShout 7 months ago
@ADayToNeverShout I'd kill him if it was Seth Rogan, which I doubt it is.
Uptheirons6six6 7 months ago
That was awesome!
mangobird75 7 months ago
lol the Nintendo nerd is to scared to play this shit, you sir have some balls
shoopdaweep 7 months ago
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@shoopdaweep Or the angry video game nerd...
shoopdaweep 7 months ago
2:00 is it just me or does that look like the kool aid man?
mustang987123 7 months ago
I can't believe there was an obvious nipple at 1:48 and 4:27 and he didn't even say a word about it.!
AlexGlitters 7 months ago
ET gets a boner on his neck.
Jordantjaden 7 months ago
never eat cereal and watch this at the same time
soraroxas61988 7 months ago
you do know this wasnt originally made for cp it was made for atari
TERMINATOR3900 7 months ago
Covered in jizz....
OreoSmurfProductions 7 months ago
et stands for extra terrestrial so when you say et the extra terrestrial you're saying extra terrestrial twice. i get et is his name but i am just saying.
TheChosenBlox 7 months ago
I want Bullet Proof condoms D:
Zeekiebusta 7 months ago
Isn't this the game that almost crashed the video game industry back in the '80's? :P
HermioneRulz86 7 months ago
now im leavin... r u shtin me
tysonG85 7 months ago
hey he posted this on my birthday
baseballking1a 7 months ago
I love your commentary on the older games,extremely funny.
AmandaFields 7 months ago
ET is a good game considering it was made in SIX WEEKS,could you make a better game??? in SIX for the Atari(most Atari games had 3-4 months of development)
MegaszTechionTerrea 7 months ago
@MegaszTechionTerrea i could make a better game in one week
TheRoyBoy734 7 months ago
@TheRoyBoy734 with current tech yes,with tech from back i highly doubt it
MegaszTechionTerrea 7 months ago
@TheRoyBoy734 the point is: With a little technical knowledge, you should be able to make a better game in no time - but making a worse one should be next to impossible. Although I think Superman 64 is actually worse.
Phillythekid86 6 months ago
i am going to die bc of your commentary XD
cheatmaster408 7 months ago
ah...the rapist...this is FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!
RachieANDHeathie 7 months ago
Arent there alot of et games under a garbage plant?
jack555233 7 months ago
"And now i'm lea- are you shitting me?"
ButterPeanutBunny 7 months ago 3
2:10 :)
coolAaron3 7 months ago
i wonder what Cr1TiKaL looks like???
misfit7010 7 months ago 36
@misfit7010 Sounds like a normal {probably nice looking} guy, but you never know.
AmandaFields 7 months ago
@misfit7010 fat as hell probably
YaBoyBr0wn 4 months ago
@YaBoyBr0wn i bet the only reason you say that is because your fat as hell
toxicchain45469 4 months ago
@toxicchain45469 Have you heard his fucking voice?
YaBoyBr0wn 4 months ago
@YaBoyBr0wn have you heard your fucking voice?I bet you hear it loud and clear because your goddamned ear is fucking larger than fucking earth you motherfucking asshole
toxicchain45469 4 months ago
@toxicchain45469 I'm sorry, but this is patheitc
YaBoyBr0wn 4 months ago
@YaBoyBr0wn im sorry too,because your weight is fucking pathetic
toxicchain45469 4 months ago
he is avgns twin LOL
RadaStudios 7 months ago
Lol, ET's neck boner.
CrazyRess 7 months ago
"ET falls over and gets covered in white body fluids"
x'D
DonutFun360 7 months ago 2
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So I opted to get the hell out of their and right when did you get a boner neck so does the pope in cuba cares and it turns into a flower...
Mattheworks 7 months ago
Fukin hillariouse hope that bill dosent get him
Feznanda 7 months ago
what if Cr1TiKaL was packman and the ghost was the raipist and the oranges was nipples
wwethememusic4life 7 months ago
Funny. I subscribed as soon as I saw him trying to play qwop:) lol
sk8devil101 7 months ago 103
"E.T. gets a boner on his neck" i cried.
TriviumShogun2008 8 months ago
21 people are being chased by bulletproof condomns
AboveAverageSarcasm 8 months ago
ahaahahahaahaaahahaahaahahahahahaha im in fukin floods fam :')
beatzmanWTF 8 months ago
Is it me or at 3:38 does the phone spell out E.T?
AmanPepsi123 8 months ago 2
oh i get in the end it means that boy house is your home it make sense man i'm slow
pandaturtleleaf 8 months ago
"See ya"
Mx5322 8 months ago
if you don't understand how to play a video game, look up the instructions online. EASY.
wildsmiley 8 months ago
@wildsmiley im not sure that's really the point...
TheAcidQueen95 8 months ago
bold of vioment lol i laughed so hard at this video
14strawberryfields 8 months ago
You know what I don't get? If the mother ship is the one that dropped off E.T in the 1st place, why is he trying to call them to pick him up again when He can avoid going to this hellhole of an earth completely?
icedragon295 8 months ago
ha this game makes no fucking sence
acp369712 8 months ago