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  • Thank you. The link is broken, but I somehow manage to do this:

    /watch?v=Q2NHcRIQIKo

    Thanks.

  • fix the broken link please

  • it has a broken link now

  • My mom had a funny look on her face when she asked what I was doing and I said "I'm Rasterbating!".

  • what website do i use the one in link doesnt work

  • I just go to the library and "print and dash"

  • 0:07 "come temp. take this beet seed from my hand" lol

  • wow b4

    

  • I teach children at a preschool how to rasturbate using simple items like a ruler ,elmers glue and construction paper.

  • @blackgrid00

    Awk

  • how do i print mine so i dont have a bunch of dots?

  • remove r add m justin beiber cant do this

  • @spygiovannirocks989 You know girls have pussies? Yeah, vibrator+pussy=masturbation.

  • homokaas lol

  • OMG! I JUST NOTICED THAT RASTERBATE RHYMES TO MASTURBATE HULY SHIT

  • Rozen maiden~ love it

  • my wife told me that i rasterbate really good

  • My parents came in and caught me rasterbating.

  • @EPICMOTAGE Nope...

    

  • @EPICMOTAGE fail...

  • @EPICMOTAGE i bet ur stupid

  • mom: son, what are you doing in there?

    son: ummm ummmm nothing!

    mom: are you rasterbating!?

    son: no! dont come in!

  • I find this hard to rasterbate to...

  • @Derfisfredscuz ur a posing faggot

  • @ultimatehater69 agree ...

  • lolz, but sadly you imprisoned Athene he couldunt svchhhh around the corner

  • So this is Rasterbation?

  • wat masturbate

  • Thumbs this comment up so the top comments arent the Same! :D

  • i find this... awe shit im late

  • i hate when the top comments say the same exact thing basically.

  • thank you for teaching me how to rasterbate :)  now i can rasterbate with my friends and teach my girlfriend how to rasterbate :D mabye me and my girlfriend can rasterbate together! it will be fun!

  • I came here for scooby doo porn

  • @B4K05 lol

  • @B4K05 LMFAO

  • @B4K05 hey, your pretty sexy :D do i know you from somewhere? text me :D <3

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  • I have a giant companion cube now, and i'm gonna make a herobrine on my other wall soon =D

  • cheaper way: draw on your wall

  • How do you get the pictures to print without the dots?

  • dont run out of ink, run out of laser

  • rapraprap

  • the ink to do that cost more than the poster itself smh

  • i love cannon in D remix!

  • looks cheap and ink consumsing.

  • What if i run out of ink?

  • I rasterbated all over my wall

  • Don't worry, some people do it in public!

  • i rasterbate at night

  • @hewkii942

    En.

  • IN GOOGLE did you mean "how to masturbate"

  • I find this hard to rasterbate to this.

  • omg I wish I had that Rozen Maiden rasterbation :\

  • is anyone thinking of masturbating to a rasterbation?

  • sweet MEGAMAN! OH YEAH!

  • ha, "dirt cheap" didn't you think about the cost of ink?

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  • ... last night... i rasterbated....... lols

  • I think this is so fucking cool weird name to it but yea i did this to my room and it looks fucking awsome!!!!!!

  • I find this hard to rasterbate to

  • I thought the title said "How to mastrubate" xD

  • FUCK YEAH MEGAMAN

  • rastrebate , i thought mastrubate :p

  • Rasterizing may be more appropriate word for this or something. Although, I never tried to rasterized a picture but I know this is a no brainer. Really this nerd just made a large scale of a naked female or more likely a male to masterbate on. Coincidently, he thought he have just made a new technology which he couldn't wait to brag about it and called this rasterbate.

  • Was that Tom Cruise doing? Is he trying to blow a guy.

  • i find this hard to masterbate to

  • I find this hard to rasterbate to.

  • and the word of the day of 275 is... masturbate! XD

  • I'm a master of rasterbating

  • i dont rasterbate, i get someone to do it for me :D

  • look for those who need a simpiler definition its a puzzile thumbs up so people can see

  • i knew as i cliced on this video would be masturbating jokes -_-

  • *mastrubation joke*

  • hell yeah !!!

  • excuse me while i rasterbate with my favorite porn picture

  • LOL homokaasu is gay gas in finnish! FINLAND FTW!!!

  • its cool but....it needs a new name

  • athene wins!

  • Rasterbate? Masterbate?

  • what is the name of this song

  • Mom: Son what are you doing, the doors locked?

    Me: IM RASTERBATING

  • @xXxChaosBozzxXx it's masturbating

  • @Electronic2011guy Its a joke... Look at video title. *FACEPALM*

  • my dad told me that when you cant cum you rasterbate and then get back in the action

  • Homokaasu is FINNISH website and it means gaygas

  • look into my i eyes while i rasterbate

  • screw rasterbateing! ill just masterbate!

  • rasterbate is how scooby doo sayz masterbate... just sayn

  • 274 people thought it said masterbating

  • It's easier to us MS Paint

  • I love rasterbating! I rasterbated all over my wall for days!

  • Song plz?

  • my mom walked in on me rasterbating and looking at all the mess i made and said "what are you doing!"

  • Nice anime picture :P

  • i remember when I was 12..

  • Damnz i searched for How to masturbate! :<

  • haha its funny cuz your the 26th most subscribed now.

  • batman pronounced masterbate wrong its not rasturbate

  • batman pronounced masterbate wrong its not masturbate

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  • lol masterbate wait wut.......

  • MOM I'M GOING TO RASTERBATE NOW

  • ATHENE!!!!

  • when i print it it shows circles or something like that :S can someone tell me how i fix it ?

  • 1:17 ROZEN MAIDEN SOSEISUKI AND SUSEEISUKI!!!

  • yea rasterbate a girl faces and soon u can masterbate when ever u want

  • WOW THAT WOULD COST ME A BOMB ON PRINTER INK!!

  • I asked my friend to rasturbate with me, for some reason he punched me in the face?

  • "Homokaasu" means "Gaygas" in finnish LOLOL!

  • dam i want that anime one at 1:18

  • here is my Rockman 4x7 paper rasterbated! its huge! :D

    oi54 . tinypic . com/1opvl5 . jpg

  • 0:58 athene :)

  • i like rasterbating all day long

  • I folded the edges...

  • BTTF ROCKS!!!! He could have made the mind reading helmet more stylish tho ^_^

  • omg i used to get these in a gaming magazine where u had to draw the little squares in the right cooordinstes and would make a picture :D

  • BTTF Rocks.. That's the first I'm making

  • @Playswithhimself with a screen name like that I wouldn't doubt it

  • I didn't know there were so many rasterbaters out there. There's people who rasterbate in public, they rasterbate all over the walls in my school and, to be honest, I have rasterbated several times in my bedroom.

  • Too bad no one here can even spell mastUrbate

  • Oh nevermind it's a finnish site. Fuck you yankees =) nah jus' kiddin FUCK YOU HHH!

  • Homokaasu in our language = Gay/Homogas. fucking brilliant

  • back to the future poster wow

  • damn it, i was looking for scooby doo porn. >:(

  • @AMVoverlord LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AMVoverlord LOL

  • wow. dude. i'm sorry to say, but the server's outta space. more RAM, perhaps, and a larger drive? i find it hard to believe that a server-quality hdd would run out of space, maybe the logs? it's getting a lot of hits...

  • hell yes, i've been looking for software to do this for a while. fucking programmers sellin' their stuff.... <freeware3

  • link dont work

  • is the picture on the right side above that one picture a picture of akira and hikari from Special A?

  • My mother wouldnt be to happy paying for all that ink

  • @hewkii942

    You can't grasp the true form of gay... i mean giygas.

  • is it to mac?

  • ATHENE and FURIOUS omg, :( he quit the best game ever

  • Go here----->>>>> and download the program, and you're set to go

    the-rasterbator.en.softonic.co­m/

  • Website not working

  • Does anyone no a website that works? (The one listed is broken)

  • Not the only one

  • I have a dirtymind.....

  • Or just use the preinstalled software on ANY computer to do this.

  • the site is dead.

  • the website doesn't work!!!

  • @IvoMiniMylk I laughed so hard I had to comment. "Like" x 20

  • I once rasterbated 14 times in one day just to see if I could

  • 1:18 - 1:25 the pic on that top...i love it cuz its a certain anime (Rozen Maiden) i love....yes im an anime freak and i love to rasterbate....sue me

  • I liek to Rasterbate inside my girlfriends house. But last time i got glue everywhere. But it was okay i cleaned it all up.

  • that's the thickest canadian accent i have ever heard.

  • when i get lonely i rasterbate to things on the internet

  • After watching this I rasterbate 6 times a week!!! :D

  • this thing is pretty crap. it only works for things that are full of colour

  • raggy i got a roner from rasterbating

  • your going to hell for killing tht ninja turtle

  • I think i just saw some desu.

  • homokaasu is in Finish gay gas

  • Do the links work for everyone else or am I just being an idiot?

  • @whatsupwithhim nah it doesnt work :p

  • My sister saw and asked my mom what [M]asterbating ment,..

  • ALL OF U R IMATURE IF UR MAKIN MASTERBATING JOKES WITH THE WORD RASTERBATE AND GLUE OR INK

  • Thumbs up if you RASTERBATE?

  • Hrrrm i thought the title said something else lol

  • PosteRazer is in my opinion a better program.

  • misleading name

  • id like to rasturbate now but my printers out of ink

  • *insert bad joke at masturbating*

    *get tons of thumbs*

  • I can only rasterbate 3 times a day, after that, I just get tired!

  • nice music :)

  • @zandoliwushu thats rastabait also known as weed

  • im still not sure how to rasterbate it always comes out wrong

  • Mom says I'm going to hell if I ever rasterbate.