thank you for teaching me how to rasterbate :) now i can rasterbate with my friends and teach my girlfriend how to rasterbate :D mabye me and my girlfriend can rasterbate together! it will be fun!
Rasterizing may be more appropriate word for this or something. Although, I never tried to rasterized a picture but I know this is a no brainer. Really this nerd just made a large scale of a naked female or more likely a male to masterbate on. Coincidently, he thought he have just made a new technology which he couldn't wait to brag about it and called this rasterbate.
I didn't know there were so many rasterbaters out there. There's people who rasterbate in public, they rasterbate all over the walls in my school and, to be honest, I have rasterbated several times in my bedroom.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!! One time a girl named miya dissapeard in a forest in 1986
at 2004 a girl named marry found her miya had a scar on her body and the words you are not pretty enough after that marry was never found because you have read this miya will be in your closet in 5 days and kill you unless you post this to 5 vids
wow. dude. i'm sorry to say, but the server's outta space. more RAM, perhaps, and a larger drive? i find it hard to believe that a server-quality hdd would run out of space, maybe the logs? it's getting a lot of hits...
Thank you. The link is broken, but I somehow manage to do this:
/watch?v=Q2NHcRIQIKo
Thanks.
cnonline2 2 days ago
fix the broken link please
Denladouceur 4 days ago
it has a broken link now
greenblackfilms 1 month ago
My mom had a funny look on her face when she asked what I was doing and I said "I'm Rasterbating!".
TitanicMasta 2 months ago 15
what website do i use the one in link doesnt work
jeffreyk215 3 months ago
I just go to the library and "print and dash"
SargentLimpDick 3 months ago in playlist Tech Tips
0:07 "come temp. take this beet seed from my hand" lol
FreeRunnerShadow 4 months ago
wow b4
dragonbro23456 4 months ago
I teach children at a preschool how to rasturbate using simple items like a ruler ,elmers glue and construction paper.
blackgrid00 4 months ago
@blackgrid00
Awk
Sunshinexplosion 3 months ago
how do i print mine so i dont have a bunch of dots?
NextGenVideoTrailers 4 months ago
remove r add m justin beiber cant do this
spygiovannirocks989 4 months ago
@spygiovannirocks989 You know girls have pussies? Yeah, vibrator+pussy=masturbation.
CPSPD 4 months ago
homokaas lol
TheShogun94 5 months ago
OMG! I JUST NOTICED THAT RASTERBATE RHYMES TO MASTURBATE HULY SHIT
MrMapleFreaks 5 months ago
Rozen maiden~ love it
bmacfan 5 months ago
my wife told me that i rasterbate really good
extramailman12 5 months ago
My parents came in and caught me rasterbating.
97kevinhuanle 5 months ago 12
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i bet this comment will get randmly loads of thumbs up!
EPICMOTAGE 5 months ago
@EPICMOTAGE Nope...
CallMeHotChocolate1 5 months ago
@EPICMOTAGE fail...
MichaelEppinetteTV 5 months ago
@EPICMOTAGE i bet ur stupid
lolcatsrage 4 months ago
mom: son, what are you doing in there?
son: ummm ummmm nothing!
mom: are you rasterbating!?
son: no! dont come in!
ultimatehater69 6 months ago 9
I find this hard to rasterbate to...
Derfisfredscuz 6 months ago
@Derfisfredscuz ur a posing faggot
ultimatehater69 6 months ago
@ultimatehater69 agree ...
MasterDCP117 5 months ago
lolz, but sadly you imprisoned Athene he couldunt svchhhh around the corner
gankmasterofnubs 6 months ago
So this is Rasterbation?
SkylarJackson 6 months ago
wat masturbate
THErealJETNATE 6 months ago
@THErealJETNATE ...
airsoftbuddies50 6 months ago
Thumbs this comment up so the top comments arent the Same! :D
SoapMcwash 6 months ago
i find this... awe shit im late
cariduro69 6 months ago
i hate when the top comments say the same exact thing basically.
halotango3 6 months ago
thank you for teaching me how to rasterbate :) now i can rasterbate with my friends and teach my girlfriend how to rasterbate :D mabye me and my girlfriend can rasterbate together! it will be fun!
pokefriend123 6 months ago 4
I came here for scooby doo porn
B4K05 6 months ago 128
@B4K05 lol
PivotFridges 6 months ago
@B4K05 LMFAO
IVIaster0fIVIuppets 5 months ago
@B4K05 hey, your pretty sexy :D do i know you from somewhere? text me :D <3
35mattrock 3 months ago
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TheCreamerproduction 6 months ago
I have a giant companion cube now, and i'm gonna make a herobrine on my other wall soon =D
mistaecco 6 months ago
cheaper way: draw on your wall
oN1GHTMAREo 6 months ago
How do you get the pictures to print without the dots?
DeepCrimson 6 months ago
dont run out of ink, run out of laser
Ryannnn29 6 months ago
rapraprap
NorthEastFbs 6 months ago 4
the ink to do that cost more than the poster itself smh
jkw906koz 6 months ago
i love cannon in D remix!
jrracer108 6 months ago
looks cheap and ink consumsing.
Liam1993R 6 months ago
What if i run out of ink?
TheSouthparkrulz 6 months ago
I rasterbated all over my wall
BEARCAT120 7 months ago 3
Don't worry, some people do it in public!
coolmzn226 7 months ago
i rasterbate at night
alecifitation 7 months ago
@hewkii942
En.
PuksisKissa 7 months ago
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My parents caught me rasterbating once.
I looked 'em straight in the eye and finished.
xXTHExPROPHETXx 7 months ago
IN GOOGLE did you mean "how to masturbate"
myntis8 7 months ago
I find this hard to rasterbate to this.
EpicBagel98 7 months ago 6
omg I wish I had that Rozen Maiden rasterbation :\
coolcat2239 7 months ago
is anyone thinking of masturbating to a rasterbation?
TlGBC 7 months ago
sweet MEGAMAN! OH YEAH!
TheCRAZYLEGS14 7 months ago
ha, "dirt cheap" didn't you think about the cost of ink?
AMAZINGDOG402 7 months ago 5
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I are...
t3hrasterbator
t3hrasterbator 7 months ago
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t3hrasterbator 7 months ago
... last night... i rasterbated....... lols
MrMtherFker 8 months ago 5
I think this is so fucking cool weird name to it but yea i did this to my room and it looks fucking awsome!!!!!!
510liltazz 8 months ago
I find this hard to rasterbate to
dakatubes 8 months ago 195
I thought the title said "How to mastrubate" xD
RainoBoy97 8 months ago
FUCK YEAH MEGAMAN
saia100 8 months ago 5
rastrebate , i thought mastrubate :p
infoformulier 9 months ago 4
Rasterizing may be more appropriate word for this or something. Although, I never tried to rasterized a picture but I know this is a no brainer. Really this nerd just made a large scale of a naked female or more likely a male to masterbate on. Coincidently, he thought he have just made a new technology which he couldn't wait to brag about it and called this rasterbate.
deaftodd 9 months ago
Was that Tom Cruise doing? Is he trying to blow a guy.
deaftodd 9 months ago
i find this hard to masterbate to
tehlipzyncer 9 months ago
I find this hard to rasterbate to.
poopakorey 9 months ago
and the word of the day of 275 is... masturbate! XD
cedricb962 9 months ago
I'm a master of rasterbating
lightychan1 9 months ago
i dont rasterbate, i get someone to do it for me :D
mbolton3469 9 months ago
look for those who need a simpiler definition its a puzzile thumbs up so people can see
dannykid2009 9 months ago
i knew as i cliced on this video would be masturbating jokes -_-
plankdooku888 9 months ago 5
*mastrubation joke*
TheAmazingMaxsteele2 9 months ago 4
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hell yeah !!!
Gefrierbeutel 9 months ago
hell yeah !!!
Gefrierbeutel 9 months ago
excuse me while i rasterbate with my favorite porn picture
fury3600 9 months ago 4
LOL homokaasu is gay gas in finnish! FINLAND FTW!!!
riwer6vids 9 months ago
its cool but....it needs a new name
PotatoVegan 9 months ago
athene wins!
MrFlowwar 9 months ago
Rasterbate? Masterbate?
TwoForOneProductions 10 months ago
what is the name of this song
camcamrich932 10 months ago
Mom: Son what are you doing, the doors locked?
Me: IM RASTERBATING
xXxChaosBozzxXx 10 months ago 5
@xXxChaosBozzxXx it's masturbating
Electronic2011guy 10 months ago
@Electronic2011guy Its a joke... Look at video title. *FACEPALM*
IRGEMINIMAN 10 months ago
my dad told me that when you cant cum you rasterbate and then get back in the action
nomorecakes 10 months ago
Homokaasu is FINNISH website and it means gaygas
metalfnofin 10 months ago
look into my i eyes while i rasterbate
c00lfrags 10 months ago
screw rasterbateing! ill just masterbate!
thenotavailble 10 months ago
rasterbate is how scooby doo sayz masterbate... just sayn
MarthasVineyard31 10 months ago
274 people thought it said masterbating
PivotPokey 10 months ago 2
It's easier to us MS Paint
ovurneath 10 months ago
I love rasterbating! I rasterbated all over my wall for days!
danielcarmi305 10 months ago 2
Song plz?
CODMW2FR33K 10 months ago
my mom walked in on me rasterbating and looking at all the mess i made and said "what are you doing!"
oli704 11 months ago
Nice anime picture :P
Joh447 11 months ago
i remember when I was 12..
thalliumproductions 11 months ago
Damnz i searched for How to masturbate! :<
Skrotball 11 months ago
haha its funny cuz your the 26th most subscribed now.
delzirockz 11 months ago
batman pronounced masterbate wrong its not rasturbate
TOMANDSOL1 11 months ago
batman pronounced masterbate wrong its not masturbate
TOMANDSOL1 11 months ago
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miniv7 11 months ago
lol masterbate wait wut.......
RevolutionBmx101 11 months ago
MOM I'M GOING TO RASTERBATE NOW
97kevinhuanle 11 months ago 2
ATHENE!!!!
BboYdiztract 11 months ago
when i print it it shows circles or something like that :S can someone tell me how i fix it ?
Sa3oOoD07 11 months ago
1:17 ROZEN MAIDEN SOSEISUKI AND SUSEEISUKI!!!
Luvableme94 11 months ago
yea rasterbate a girl faces and soon u can masterbate when ever u want
IHelpNexon 11 months ago
WOW THAT WOULD COST ME A BOMB ON PRINTER INK!!
HugeDeek 11 months ago 3
I asked my friend to rasturbate with me, for some reason he punched me in the face?
Ampsoundez 11 months ago 4
"Homokaasu" means "Gaygas" in finnish LOLOL!
LemonWibe 1 year ago
dam i want that anime one at 1:18
userflock 1 year ago
here is my Rockman 4x7 paper rasterbated! its huge! :D
oi54 . tinypic . com/1opvl5 . jpg
dakatubes 1 year ago
0:58 athene :)
mihro12 1 year ago
i like rasterbating all day long
sindon007 1 year ago 2
I folded the edges...
alienjoe123 1 year ago
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KISS YOUR HAND 10 TIMES
SAY YOUR CRUSH 15 TIMES
POST TO 2 OTHER VIDEOS
LOOK AT YOUR HAND
RandomCallOfDuty101 1 year ago
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1) Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
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If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
jonax101 1 year ago
BTTF ROCKS!!!! He could have made the mind reading helmet more stylish tho ^_^
jeffhamm 1 year ago
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DragonMoth34 1 year ago
omg i used to get these in a gaming magazine where u had to draw the little squares in the right cooordinstes and would make a picture :D
Jake2852 1 year ago
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sylux184z 1 year ago
BTTF Rocks.. That's the first I'm making
jeffhamm 1 year ago
@Playswithhimself with a screen name like that I wouldn't doubt it
LexiBandGeek 1 year ago
I didn't know there were so many rasterbaters out there. There's people who rasterbate in public, they rasterbate all over the walls in my school and, to be honest, I have rasterbated several times in my bedroom.
Playswithhimself 1 year ago 5
Too bad no one here can even spell mastUrbate
ClockMasterK 1 year ago
Oh nevermind it's a finnish site. Fuck you yankees =) nah jus' kiddin FUCK YOU HHH!
uselessdave2 1 year ago
Homokaasu in our language = Gay/Homogas. fucking brilliant
uselessdave2 1 year ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!! One time a girl named miya dissapeard in a forest in 1986
at 2004 a girl named marry found her miya had a scar on her body and the words you are not pretty enough after that marry was never found because you have read this miya will be in your closet in 5 days and kill you unless you post this to 5 vids
YoYo938 1 year ago
back to the future poster wow
pepsiemoo 1 year ago
damn it, i was looking for scooby doo porn. >:(
AMVoverlord 1 year ago 341
@AMVoverlord LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FireTrainer12 7 months ago
@AMVoverlord LOL
tritanproductions 6 months ago
wow. dude. i'm sorry to say, but the server's outta space. more RAM, perhaps, and a larger drive? i find it hard to believe that a server-quality hdd would run out of space, maybe the logs? it's getting a lot of hits...
ninjaassassin27 1 year ago
hell yes, i've been looking for software to do this for a while. fucking programmers sellin' their stuff.... <freeware3
ninjaassassin27 1 year ago
link dont work
TheWackoER 1 year ago
is the picture on the right side above that one picture a picture of akira and hikari from Special A?
sockpies 1 year ago
My mother wouldnt be to happy paying for all that ink
gifootball57 1 year ago
@hewkii942
You can't grasp the true form of gay... i mean giygas.
DryYoshii 1 year ago
is it to mac?
gussibror 1 year ago
ATHENE and FURIOUS omg, :( he quit the best game ever
Vikingsdoom 1 year ago
Go here----->>>>> and download the program, and you're set to go
the-rasterbator.en.softonic.com/
LSLLSEL 1 year ago
Website not working
XXDarkShadow79XX 1 year ago
Does anyone no a website that works? (The one listed is broken)
thevideokitchen 1 year ago
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Funny.
You are not.
Naba008 1 year ago
Not the only one
DJROHITG1 1 year ago
I have a dirtymind.....
klashatdemonhead 1 year ago
Or just use the preinstalled software on ANY computer to do this.
xXxM0nteNegr0xXx 1 year ago
the site is dead.
ZOMGliekitzmatt 1 year ago
the website doesn't work!!!
IvoMiniMylk 1 year ago
@IvoMiniMylk I laughed so hard I had to comment. "Like" x 20
xXxM0nteNegr0xXx 1 year ago
@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx ?
IvoMiniMylk 1 year ago
I once rasterbated 14 times in one day just to see if I could
WTFGiordan 1 year ago 2
1:18 - 1:25 the pic on that top...i love it cuz its a certain anime (Rozen Maiden) i love....yes im an anime freak and i love to rasterbate....sue me
stopgamer 1 year ago
I liek to Rasterbate inside my girlfriends house. But last time i got glue everywhere. But it was okay i cleaned it all up.
good6111 1 year ago
that's the thickest canadian accent i have ever heard.
TasteTheirFeet 1 year ago
when i get lonely i rasterbate to things on the internet
stolendrugs 1 year ago
After watching this I rasterbate 6 times a week!!! :D
123456789GreenTea 1 year ago
this thing is pretty crap. it only works for things that are full of colour
priori191 1 year ago
raggy i got a roner from rasterbating
liketoskim 1 year ago 3
your going to hell for killing tht ninja turtle
anthonygosnell 1 year ago
I think i just saw some desu.
stebuci 1 year ago
homokaasu is in Finish gay gas
ooNeoN 1 year ago
Do the links work for everyone else or am I just being an idiot?
whatsupwithhim 1 year ago
@whatsupwithhim nah it doesnt work :p
SuperHero346 1 year ago
My sister saw and asked my mom what [M]asterbating ment,..
GMAN1151001 1 year ago
ALL OF U R IMATURE IF UR MAKIN MASTERBATING JOKES WITH THE WORD RASTERBATE AND GLUE OR INK
PunkBoys922 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you RASTERBATE?
xXxACD605xXx 1 year ago 2
Hrrrm i thought the title said something else lol
Buddy4life01 1 year ago
PosteRazer is in my opinion a better program.
ZombieHunter187 1 year ago
misleading name
kyledavistv 1 year ago
id like to rasturbate now but my printers out of ink
pissingpeopleoff109 1 year ago
*insert bad joke at masturbating*
*get tons of thumbs*
MaplePuw0nage 1 year ago 2
I can only rasterbate 3 times a day, after that, I just get tired!
danecook321 1 year ago 2
nice music :)
fanofsongs 1 year ago
@zandoliwushu thats rastabait also known as weed
themadscientest 1 year ago
im still not sure how to rasterbate it always comes out wrong
RomanTheOmen 1 year ago
Mom says I'm going to hell if I ever rasterbate.
PsuedoNam 1 year ago 52