Retsupurae The Vein Popper

[punisher154]

This is the second video I've seen from these guys that made me cough up food and drink from laughter. They're the only people who can do that to me. Good show.

[epicrocklobstar]

come on brandon come on brandon garr garr thatll do pig thatll do now upload and wait for the subs brandon in a nut shell

[KantorekBaumerB14]

no, the player is the pig, "cmoan brandon" is a well known pig call in the pig herding community.

[2000istheyear]

Romhacks have layers.

[mord3030]

Holy shit this kid sounds like Bill Hicks when he does his redneck impersonation...

C'MOAWN BRANDIN'

[SupahLinkio]

If I ever have a kid, I'll call him brandon. Just so I can shout C'MON BRANDON

[MalamiteLtd]

How many times did you hear "COME ON BRANDON" in this video?

I counted 45.

[NeoTStyle]

I love how Chip sounds exactly like Shing02 :3

[LoudMan01]

So kaizo.

[2000istheyear]

Ogahs ave Layehs.

[chosentonessournotes]

I don't know who made this shitty ROM hack, but I'd love to kill them for using a tune from fucking RoboWarrior. That gem should never be associated with this shlock.

[CraaazyRyan]

I work with a guy named Brenden, and I always try to boost his morale by saying "C'mon, Brenden! C'mon, Brenden! C'mon, Brenden! C'mon, Brenden!"

[momoandmiz]

Billy would do this all legitimately, without save states. Because Billy is a bamf.

[ranchdressing]

C'mon Brandon! BRANDON YOU CAN DO IT BABY AAAAH

[trumpeter811]

when brandon kept jumping into the same enemy every time i'm was like wait a god dam second and let it fall...

[FireJigglypuff2310]

C'mon, Brandon, yours is the savestate that will pierce the heavens!

[forgottenprince]

Come on, Brandon! You can do it! :D

[grottypissedstained]

I love Chip's car sounds, ha ha.

[OneWithTheNight]

I like how this guy neglected to make save states after particularly annoying sections for the first 75% of the video.

[goblin512]

I'm glad I share a name with this beautiful, beautiful Brandon.

[Xenocidal]

Come on, Brandon!

[JaneyA2243]

I kinda like Billy better then this guy, it's hard not to like Billy though :P

[EternalGuardian07]

You should see the ending of the third stage. It has a path of coins and a path of brown blocks after the goal and you have to time the pressing of a P Switch so that you can survive post-goal strut. I've never seen anymore states loaded than at that point.

[Oceanmachine27]

COME ON EILEEN! ...I mean Brandon.

[WarioMario12345]

You suck, brah. You suck with a passion.

[thapoint09]

Da-na, na-na-na, na-na. WOO! C'MON BRANDON!

[cousinted]

90% of this video is composed of combinations of the words "oh" "Aw" "come" "on" "Brandon" "You" "can" "do" "this"

[EternalGuardian07]

He save stated on the title screen. He was probably making sure it worked, but still...

[PlayMadness]

I already came on Brandon...

[BioRage1920]

Great....I spit pop all over my computer because I was laughing so hard, Curse you Retsupurae! Why do you have to be SO DAMN funny. =D

[mrbigstick]

LOVE the megamario music!

[redakdal]

why is he getting 1 ups if he can save state?

[soniquefus]

Why do people think we want to watch their videos of them failing at a Mario game and loading a state every 5 seconds?

[Dinker27]

@soniquefus

Schadenfreude?

[TheParadoxBomb]

What's the music in the background of the first level? The one Come On Brandon starts singing?

[mthatguy1111]

Is anyone else aware that somone put a response, but made it private? why would you do that?

[EponymousKid]

Has the romhack craze died down yet? I never really understood the point of any of that at all.

[BillSwordfish]

C'mon Brandon!

[DoctorPorkenfries]

Why did Brandon bother getting all those extra lives if he's just gonna load states every time he dies?

[TheIr0nMike]

@DoctorPorkenfries I'm guessing the same reason that one LPer resetted his game every time he died on I wanna be the guy.

[bast963]

Captain Falcon: CAM AWN! BLUE BRANDON!

[LostSagaSonic]

there needs to be a special cornshaq edition of this game where you play as nothing BUT luigi and given only 1 life because dying is a waste of time.

[Cloaytonem2]

Brandon must be BillyMC's older brother.

[NickandSasuke]

Come on brandon.

[1andonlyWojjan]

Come On Brandon is his actual name

[Bit0ru]

COME AT ME BRANDOM

[Xenocidal]

Anyone get reminded of IWBTG retsupraes around the 6:15 mark?

[LanIost]

Sigh. It just says "Comment removed" but there is no way they were moderated immediately and I Sure as hell didn't remove them.

[LanIost]

Ugh.. why the hell does YouTube say "Ok" with comments and then never post them?

[WakerOfWinds]

....That music sounds SO familliar

[DukeOnkled]

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

It's a quote from the mod Dystopia. One of the taunts.

[TheToast7]

@DukeOnkled Dude, it's a quote from Babe, the classy movie about a pig that has adventures with sheep and tries to become a sheepdog. It's a famous line from the movie as it was a very heartwarming moment when it was said.

[DukeOnkled]

@TheToast7

Whoops. Don't know how I missed that one.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

retsupurae has billy

chipcheezum has Brandon

[insertbestnameever]

I too was eating a Tootsie Pop while watching this. But really Brandon? Come on!

[Ryusuta]

Come on, Brandon!

[MidnightZeto]

I'm starting to believe that "Load State" turns regular gamers into brainless idiots o.o

[ilikethecoke]

Why does the Mario sprite have what looks like a permanent pissed off expression?

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

@ilikethecoke He realized he was in Brandon's video.

[BillSwordfish]

C'mon Brandon!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

At least his name's not Eileen...

[schtolteheim]

The overworld theme is the town theme of Super Hydlide.

[anticlub69]

people who play video games are nerds

[Arcterious]

He ever think of using the.... A button...?

[baconkong]

So what song is the third stage ripping off?

[BagOfMagicFood]

Bomberking! It's the first level of Bomberking!

[xWhiteClaudiax]

@BagOfMagicFood I think you mean Bummerman.

[ironsaviorguy99]

"please dont smash your pc"

Like I am going to ruin my pc over a rom hack.

[HARKENSCYLD]

KAWMAWN BRANDAHN!

[Zephyr7771]

If you do not download this Mario Rom Hack, then you are stupid! Yes, I know, that's insulting, but it's also the truth.

[AcetheGolden]

Best part is when he savestated on top of a Spiny. As if running into em every other second wasn't enough.

[ZoomingDakota]

Is that Proteus or General Ironicus? They sound almost the same to me.

[113Kyote]

@ZoomingDakota Thats Ironicus He's usually the one who commentates with Chip.

[ManofWar365]

My real name is brandon carpenter but... i like the name i made up on my profile better T_^

[cyphermur9t]

the vein popper... it'll pop your veins!

[mrb1untman]

This video is like going to the dentist.  You really don't want to go through with it.

[4mayZing]

Why was the Mega Man theme song playing at 3:00...?

[Sacredfire059]

Does he know that spin-jumps exist..?

[jackbarr3tt]

SCREW YOU BRANDON

[BlueChaos100]

Lol he saved a state on top of a spikey

[blahblahblah7679]

my name is brandon too :D

[Dekkard5]

I take it brandon is the new billy

[UberRusty]

There have been two people to ever create a decent ROM hack:Euclid and Seph. Period. The End.

[TheBunnyHero]

This Guy Is A Cheap Ass Mother Fucker And I Want To Beat His Face In For Using Save States... He Is Hella A Trashy Ass Head...

[CheatMasterAOD]

Come OOOOOOOOOOOOOON Come OoOoOoOoOoOon

[n5d25d90]

...What does he need 37 lives for if he's just going to save state?

[needhelpinwow]

come on brandon

[GrimReaper19]

Too bad Billy and Brandon don't live closer together, they'd be the best of friends.

[TotalSimpleton]

He's got 37 bloody lives, just die already.

[Ephabia]

Yeah, I'm playing a rom hack 'cause I'm hardcore brah! It's just like another mario game but designed by dicks challenging my already sub par memorization skills, dude! I will get mad pussy tonight after posting how I aced that shit with only 2 million save state loads on youtube.

Seriously, what is the point? Hey, no jab at Brandon, at least he is somewhat adorable compared to the brainless swarm of rom hack and I wanna be the guy specialists.

[TheToast7]

@Ephabia The point is that some people want to play really frustrating games. I think this is understandable, as sometimes, it seems games can be TOO easy. As for why they record it, it's because some people want to make entertaining videos for whatever reason, and since lots of people make videos like that, as well as some genuinely funny videos about Kaizo games (ProtonJon, PsychadelicEyeball and Wugga from SA did a really good one) so they just follow the leader.

THAT IS WHY.

[dxmagma]

@Ephabia I kinda get it. There's a sense of euphoria in beating something really hard. We've all been there, where you get stuck at a really difficult part of a game for super long and when we finally beat it there's that top of the world feeling. These people just chase that high all the time.

They record it because you LP the games you like, RPG fans record RPGs, nintendo nerd record nintendo games, and so on. There's just more of them because most of the games are easy to record.

[Ephabia]

@dxmagma Yes, but isn't that euphoria seriously undermined if you state load every 2 seconds? I get playing hard games, I even get playing games that completely rely on memorization. But is there really any sense of accomplishment when you effectively cheat your way through literally every frame of the level? And is there any entertainment in watching someone do this for hours? ProtonJon or raocow I can somewhat understand but this guy and his kin just boggle my mind.

[camtheman3245]

Thank god Snes9X wasn't his emulator of choice. Now with more annoying save and load states! BUY NOW!!

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@camtheman3245 He was using SNES9X.

[Cooliespy345]

I swear, right at 5:57 I had my arms up and was cheering.

[kutterkirby]

"I'm pretty sure that he.. Can do it."

That's ironic foreshadowing.

[MrGtD]

COME ON BRANDONMC

[biofreakmike]

i have to wonder why the hell people think some of these rom hacks are fun or whatever. seems like far too much frustration to be worth it, and in the end no one will really care will they?

[AxeChocolateboy]

where can i get this rom hack?

[criminal90210]

At least he didn't use SNES9X :P

Also, COME ON BRANDON!! YOU CAN DO IT!!

[UberRusty]

SPOILER ALERT:Brandon comes on.

[thapoint09]

@UberRusty:

On what?

[kutterkirby]

When chip says, "You can do iiiiit!" does he mean that Geico commercial?

[1monk3music]

My names brandon lol xD

[rawrxcaroleenax]

why is this so interesting

[pyramidheadkitten9]

COME ON BRANDON!

[Teeg32]

This video reminds me of that joke Hugh Fink did on Letterman back in the day about base coaches.

[Dellazice]

I wonder what this guy's name is.

[SgtPubertyBoy]

Maybe Chris? But i don't know.

[protoAuthor]

@SgtPubertyBoy

I think it's Battletoads.

[maroonoasis]

8:50 BAHAhahahahaa

[Sye909]

Does the last level in the video seriously have robo-warrior music :\ ? What an obscure choice.

[Krbyfan1]

For all intents and purposes, he should have probably lost all of his lives in this video, but of couse REAL Let's Players SAVE STATE...

[nerdboy02]

I doubt a shell would make a good "brah". Two, on the other hand...

[LegendarySock]

Fucking hilarious.

[POOPTURTLE]

"That'll do, pig" is a Babe reference.

[DefenderDT]

@The0ptimus THink of it like this man.

If a bunch of girls come up to you and start giggiling, saying one of their friends is 'in love' with you, and wants to go on a date?

Are they being nice and giving you the heads up? Or are they being fucking bitches trying to make you make an idiot of yourself.

All they are doing is pointing out that someone who needs to 'pump themselves up' as their only commentary is making a fucking idiot of themselves.

[The0ptimus]

@DefenderDT Touche, good point

[PHANTOMFIREX]

It kind of sucks when they mock the guy when there really isn't much to mock. Like here on this one. Besides the whole 37 lives+savestates, and having a mainly mute player. There isn't a whole lot here that is wrong. :/

[Warpstarkirby]

37 lives, savestates, mainly mute player. those are VERY wrongs.

also, his almost non-existent commentary very rarely has any point or helps to comment on or explain facets of the game (the primary weakness of mario hacks in general), he erratically uses fast-forwards, he over-sells everything, sings, sings, SINGS!, and actually doesn't have a whole lot of mario skill to begin with.

so yeah, there's a whole lot here that's wrong.

[PHANTOMFIREX]

I'm not looking to get into a debate over this because of how stupid that would be, so to be clear I'm not saying it's a super fucking awesome video the dude made, I'm just saying there isn't a lot to mock compared to the LPer's that talk through their nose, unregisteredhypercam2, really really bad quality, uninteresting game overall (the romhack didn't suck), etc etc etc. The things you listed were literally everything wrong with it, but the list doesn't end on many other bad Let's Play's.

[TheToast7]

Are you telling me that billymc wasn't terrible at first, when he only had half that list of grievances? Billy, back then, was way better than this guy, who sings, loads states more often than he inhales, plays a game he sucks at, and talks to himself. And billy gets all the flak cause he had the hypercam logo and choppy emulating, but this guy has an actually annoying personality, and you defend him?. Actual video quality can never make up for acting like this.

[BombchuMassacre]

THANK YOU!

[lalalei2001]

I wanna take the Dr. Wily song and put 'Come on, Brandon!' over it.

[nicwr2002]

i've never laughed so hard lol

[Cmdrduo02us]

I request a no hit run of this stage, is it possible?

[maddash24seven]

Is that Megaman music in the running level?

[Krbyfan1]

@maddash24seven Yes. It's from Megaman 2 and is an extremely popular song. BrentalFloss even did a parody of it.

[Urmean15]

HEY C'MON C'MON

BRANDON, AH YU OKEY?

[GigaM64]

What was this guy's name again?

[CapnLexCrunch]

Come on, Billy, err, Brandon...

[slondavokensteen]

not as good as the real thing.

[XXiniteXX]

You guys havent played any romhacks have you

[Crazygamer6]

No but they did LP Killer7.

.. It's a bigger mindfuck than romhacks. Not in difficulty mind you, but a different kind of mindfuck.

[XXiniteXX]

@Crazygamer6 Can't say I've played Killer 7

[CaptainTinTyrant]

does up B do anything in that game?

[Krikilrath]

Haha everyone's downvoting comments.

[nopushbutton]

i love how you guys make both this guy and the ROM hack seem like the most pathetic things ever

[Skullbuggy]

Like they aren't?

[SenseiLeRoof]

Wouldn't a Sonic tune have been more fitting for the "Vein Popper" level?

[sagacious03]

This video should've been called "Come on, Brandon."

[TheCheezWizz]

this, or retsupurae in general?

[fatmanfiftythousand]

How is it copying when they're cut from the same cloth?

[psycotigerman]

I love it more retsuprae sstyle channels this is very good to see.

[FourthDerivative]

COME ON BRANDON

[spunkstermunkster]

lol the guy's name is "DaGreatBrandonie"

[dropkickpikachu]

My name is Brandon and this video is great for my self esteem. :)

[Sye909]

Is the music on the second level from jaleco's "Robo Warrior" :O ?

WHO PLAYED THAT GAME EVER BESIDES ME D: !

[Eliwood256]

no its from mega man wily wars on the genesis

[Inconspicuouszaku]

The most pathetic thing about the 4:50 - 5:55 segment is that he wastes a minute just slamming into enemies at full speed before noticing that he actually has a healthy 3-5 seconds left at the goal post and slows down just a tiny bit.

[originosity]

retsupurae the vein popper

fingernails the zip popper

[ArchangelDrake]

I may or may not sound biased with this comment, but it ain't the same without their voices.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

Brandon is the BillyMC of ChipCheezum.

COME ON BRANDON!

[p3ngu1n48]

YOU COPIED MY COMMENT

[Coolidiot586]

@p3ngu1n48: HOLY SHIT!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!

[TheEverandever]

@FluffyLovesSpyro2 There will never be another BillyMC

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

@TheEverandever True, true.

[StreiBullet]

I was worried that this would just be a rip off, but you guys are pretty damn funny. Keep up the the good work!

[p3ngu1n48]

this is the equivilent to billy videos on retsupurae(channel)

[ChrisStavros]

How many times can you stumble on the same obstacle or get hit by the same fucking enemy. Really, if you suck so much that you have to savestate then savestate enough that you don't have to repeat every mistake a hundred times.