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  • LOLL LL ''leaflet , u want learn English ... 'iam englishh ' loll so jokess

  • russel fag brand ,how can i help yoouuuuuuu :')

  • needs a hair cut, his chest waxed

  • Grassed up by some...rat kid who...wanted to learn english XD

  • @fandabidosiful WOAH i read that as he said it haha

  • see now why do brazilians and clombians have to be the ones who lie? now that's just prejudice... you know icland and denmark are irrelevant countries...

  • Can you imagine Russell as a teacher? Or keeping gerbils? Or being a tubby kid? The things you learn about him from these clips....

  • LOOOVE!!! = )

  • I LOVE RUSSELL BRAND

  • I have an extremely intelligent 19 year old son. Russell Brand is one of the few comedians that can make him laugh, as my sons' intellect outruns the jokes of most performers. This guy is great...

  • Lame.......

  • @WS6LS That's because Yanks don't understand comedy. Go and watch Two and a half Men, and all that shit that's on Comedy Central.

  • @cmoz88 If watching gay pirates is what you're into,then watch what you like kid... : )

  • @WS6LS agreed man, what a shit comedian. People who laugh at this clearly have the mentality of a 12 year old, anyone can stand up and make a story sound 'funny' to a moronic audience such as his.

  • @aL3ks06 stupid ass gay looking Captain Hook him and his stupid bird nest haircut ...cheers

  • @aL3ks06

    im guessing you like the rant/ observational comedians instead of the ones who actually tell jokes

  • @Vitomanz yes, anyone can crack jokes live on a show and get laughs, thats why people go to laugh at possibly anything, but it takes wit to create funny rants.

  • @Vitomanz

    I`m guessing you didn`t actually get the joke.

  • @aL3ks06

    This guy is hillerious and highly educated!

    If you have a problem with something , DON'T watch it! Go and vent your childish anger issues somewhere else thanks.

  • @zephranna01 since getting sacked he has had a lot 2 live up 2, which he has done.. if u check out the bloopers and outtakes for his films u see how naturally funny he is.. so yeah, i reckon theres lots more 2 come from russell in films, interviews and hopefully generally in life lol

  • @zephranna01 i think so.. its definitely after he was sacked from the BBC cos thats what the beginning is about :) and that was about a year ago.. definitely his latest to be shown on TV

  • @zephranna01 channel4 [dot] com / programmes / russell-brand-scandalous/4od (replace [dot] with a dot and type with no spaces.. may only play if ur in the uk tho but definitely worth a try)

  • i understand that different people have different senses of humour. but hes cant make a laugh without sounding like an inbred twat.  if thats what floats your boat then i pitty you

  • @zephranna01 scandalous show.. on the 4od website

  • guy is a complete unfunny twat

  • @Uberm4n i think that says more about your sense of humour than russell.. ha u lose

  • I love these clips but where can we get full episodes? I want more!

  • @lvlesh28 channel4.com/programmes/4od if that link is wrong try channel4.com and search for 4od

  • force...thats all

  • in the begining there was only black and white oppisite equal...can you imagine a populous building for the fall everyday the lies grow everyday the burden grows...gros as in great all mighty

  • 30 second advert for a 1:38 video.. ridiculous.

    (Yes, I know that I can just refresh to skip it)

  • why are people talking about Jimmy Carr?

    hes alright on 8 out of 10 cats, though im not so sure about his stand up, its about 70 one liners, which is great, but i would be looking at my watch after the first 20.

    Though if Brand has a plan, or a sort of plan to follow intercut with the video clips, he is actually really good, though its sort of the same problem as Carr, it does get abit dull, very quickly

  • Jimmy carr is ace, and so is russell.. It doesnt matter whos better so just drop it

  • russel is the best XD <3

  • Can't remember what I wrote (due to teh many thumbs down), but I agree with your statement whoever you may be.

  • @SpinDizzyMR Lol Jimmy Carr was possibly the worst example you could use when accusing another comedian of being "1 dimensional."

    Have you even bothered to watch Jimmy Carr's live stand-up routines, or are you talking about the stuff he reads off an autocue? I personally do find Jimmy Carr funny, however he's "1 dimensional" in every sense of the word. Reeling out one line, after one liner is not to alot of peoples taste (mostly about his girlfriend.)

  • hahahahaaaa!

  • "you say this, don't say that" because I'd been a really shit teacher they didn't understand me!! LMAO

  • "Beautiful girls from around the wooorld!"

  • His really funny I love him

  • "do you want to learn english, do you want to learn english, do you want to l-"

    "I AM ENGLISH!!!"

    I belive I may have lost control of my bodily fluids at that point.

  • I ♥ Russell Brand, he really really really really really really really really funny!!!

  • i miss matt :(

  • I love Russell Brand. British people make some of the best comedy. :)

  • i know the british rule at comedy!!

  • @mercy35687 Yep we are the comedians of the world.

  • I'm sorry to say I never knew about this guy until that sarah marshall flick. I thought I saw something brilliant in him, and it turned out to be true. NO MATTER WHAT I SEE THIS GUY DO HE IS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS, AND I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH OF HIM!

  • calm down...

  • thats how i heard about him too and i feel exactly the same way! he's amazing!!!

  • Lol. I have to see that at some point. I didn't know he was in it until WAY after it had come out. Then I was like 'OMG, why haven't I seen it?' but I still haven't, so... Is it awesome?

  • i  ♥ Russell Brand

  • He looks good ;P

  • you made a really good point there, then you ruined it by saying jimmy carr was funny. hes immature and shit and will never get anywhere in life apart from stupid channel 4 tv shows unlike ricky gervais who has cracked america with his comedy

  • Jimmy Carr is sinfully boring.

  • shut the fuck up...

  • LOL angered you have I?

  • Nope. Just your stupidity.

  • Having a differing opinion equals stupidity?

    You may want to get a refund on that wacky dictionary of yours.

  • LOVE THIS SHOW! :P

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  • i like russ as much as the next person but i'm amazed they'll let just anyone be a teacher in the UK... you have to do at least 5 years at university here in the States

  • Lol. here you do aswell. they dont just let anyone. it wasnt like a proper learning college thing. It was just askin for people to help teach basic english, he had basic english qualifications so they let him in. A bad decision on thier part, i presume. I wonder if anyone got thier learning fees back seen as though they never seemed to learn anything! ha

  • Oh, he wasn't an "English teacher", he was an ESL teacher. That makes much more sense. (I always though that ESL teachers should know the native language of the person teaching as well as English.)

  • lol u cant be a legit teacher in commonwealth countries without at least 4 years, thats why he sed it was a really dodgy place

  • Orizaga........not i all cases. How do you think the UK manages to surpass the US on education standards year in and year out even though kids here leave school between 2 and 3 years ealier than American youngsters. It was estimated that educational standards were around 82% higher in UK Students than Americans.

  • I'm not trying to insult the UK school system. I respect it. It's pretty good, and I know (real) teachers in the UK, they're right smart people. I'm also aware that the US falls behind other countries in many ways... and having gone to school here I know why.

  • Yet you still have difficulty spelling words common to 2nd graders. How clever. Your post has lost all credibility, 'mate.'

  • wow so my spelling left a little to be desired. Its called getting cocky and typing to fast in annoyance at this idiot. I dont spend enough time on a computer to become highly proficient at typing crap as you seem to be, im in the forces redarse. Your post has lost all credibility chump.

  • Who are you saying that to mr?

  • shutup u geek

  • @LCStreetPhotographer Haha Redarse. I aint heard that for yonks. Crow, nig, redarse. all them.

  • he was on the american show craig ferguson adn they both made jokes

  • just a heads up, he's a comedian. he makes JOKES, you know? you laugh at jokes.

  • they seriously need shit like this in america.

    fucking love russel brand <33

  • This is one of the funniest shows on TV, and TV burp, such funny shows. Hope theirs a third series.

  • They were adults. They can make decisions for themselves

  • he didnt fucking rape anyone, he had sex with people who wanted to have sex with him, hes not a criminal. he admitted his problem and got help

  • and when it comes down to it,

    if you were that sexy, you'd have it off with everyone as well.

    love russ <3

  • Then why are you on here?

  • hmmm, that would render you a Masochist somewhat, right? You swine.

  • does Ponderland come on in america? if so what channel bcuz i'd really like to see it

  • No, but the DVD is out, maybe they sell it in America im not sure. :)

  • if anything it'd be BBC america.

  • david beckham and russel brand wouldnt fuck you for even 1 billion pounds.

  • russell brand is sublime im in my 40's and ive been into all the ground breakers ie python,milligaN,vic reeves, and so on and ponderland is clever articulate AND fookin hilarious!

  • hot hot hottttttttt

  • I AM ENGLISH!!

  • i wanna shave his hair off to see what he look like with normal hair! but then id probably end up trying to glue it back on lol

  • God! Russell is well insane, but that's why I love him!! I just wanna kidnap him and Noel Fielding and listen to them talk nonsense all day!OMG he should run for prez in the US! I'd vote for him!

  • whys this video called keep off the grass im confused :P

  • grass is a slang term for marijuana.

    thus.. "keep of the grass/marijuana/etc"

  • grass is also a term for someone who tells the proper authorities about your misdoings. the fact that he was doing the students and one of them told on him is where 'keeping off the grass' comes in :P

  • Ah, I remember when he held me close to his chest and said "Ooo, you're like a tiny skittle!"

    One of the best days of mine life.

    Marth, x

  • his hair makes him hot and how funny he iss..

  • LOL I saw this on channel 7 a few weeks ago

  • "Beautiful girls from around the world!"

    I love russell!

  • am i the only one who thinks he is hot

    ?

  • well for saying hes won shagger of the year for the last 3 years.. id say no

  • lol no! dw!

  • no :D

  • hes only hot cuz his hair...

    that hair.. ahhhhhhh

  • Nahh.. He's hot. though the thing he did with the back of his hair looks off to me. but thats me.

  • its hard to explain why hes so fucking funny but he just is.hes hilariouss

  • omg he's awesome.

    Russell Brand for Prime Minister !!!

    Me and my friend just decided how much of a good idea that would be.

    How awesome ?!

  • lol i just seen your comment on another Russell Brand video, why are you so sad that you go on all the videos of him commenting your dislike for him..so pathetic..

  • I was just thinking that too. who does that?

  • He's so awesome haha.

    We've finally got him here in australia =)

  • I'd like to kill YOU just for saying that.

    Russell Brand is heaven.

    He's soooo hot!

  • are the stories made up on this or true?

  • True

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  • was he really a teacher? doesn't really seem like it...

  • he was, it's in his autobiography

  • Man I mega want to read that book but I can't find it anywhere! = (

  • HMV is the best for it, I've seen it in there many a time : )

  • ahhhhhh i love him

  • Lol i love him so much, i got 2 meet him about 3 years ago where he was doing an interview with a local magazine my friend worked for. I didnt have a clue who he was, but i went along anyways. He was so flirty but playful and nice. He was a really cool guy and acts just like he does in his stand-ups and ponderland (crazy lol!) I just wish i had known he would be my favourite person on tv 3 years later!

  • beautiful girls from around the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • "I AM ENGLISH!!"

    :D

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  • He has a high vocab. He's amazing. I met him, and he's amazingly nice. :) I LOVE RUSSELL!

  • Did you throw yourself at him? It would be hard not to...

  • how did you meet him?

    luckyyyy

  • idontcare what anyone says, he amuses me so much :D

  • hahahahaha ...love it =]

  • THANK GOD FOR RUSSELL!

  • tight pants ftw

  • Ha ha. LOL.

  • I *AM* ENNGGLIISHHh!! LMFAO!!!!

  • this guy is helerious ! the best !

  • russell would be a perfect english teacher, his vocab is amazing!

  • wow. some youtube fights are funnier than the videos. especially when the people invlolved try to sound so much smarter than the other, when the truth is they all sound really stuck-up. maybe you should all just get back to watching RB and if you do or dont like him just keep it to yourself.

  • i totally agree. its really quite sad

  • Well said!

  • Wow still so much arguing about Russell and "Manuelgate".

    Fact is that anyone who was offended by it wanted to be. it was all (bar 2 complaints) self righteous chest-thumping.

    Also it was Ross that said it.

  • "You want learn English? You want learn English?"

    "I AM English!"

    Lol! So funny!

  • Hahahaaaa! Russell Brand is English isn't he? I want to meet him.

  • ye he's form Essex, i agree i'd love to meet Russell Brand he's so amazing

  • wheyyyy love him <3

  • lol funnyyy

  • "you want learn English? you want learn English?"

    "I am English!"

    Lol I know how he feels.

  • "I AM ENGLISH!" that was great russels a brillient comic, i have all his stuff on dvd.

  • The 2 people arguing here need to get a grip....you don't even know each other, just let people who want to watch this video get on with it, if you have to argue PM one another. Pathetic.

  • You don't need to read the comments, relax. why is everyone on here so judgemental.

  • Yeah! I agree with Bumblybee256 on this one, it seems that the one with the problem is you.

    "let people who want to watch this video get on with it"

    We're not stopping anyone from watching this video.

    Nobody forced you to read our comments, and we're not responsible for you so shut up and stop complaining.

  • get a life

  • LOL!

    I'm quite happy with my life thanks very much :)

  • awesome

  • iloveken222 the point of reading the comments is to see what other people think of the VIDEO, not to see othe people flaming one another over something entirely different. So yeah if it was 1 or 2 comments and i could just skip over them n read comments on the video you'd have a point, but when i have to go through like 4 pages of a stupid argument before i see something about the video thats just ridiculous. But im not the type to argue with someone i don't know on youtube so i'll leave it here

  • I love how you just wrote a really long comment, arguing with me and then put "I'm not the type to argue with someone I don't know on YouTube"!!!!!!

    Hypocrite much?!

  • is it bad that the argument is funnier than the clip ?

  • I am engliiiissshhhhhh!

  • Silly brittish people getting in youtube fights.

  • LMFAO!!! ;)

  • your american..thats silly in its self ..

  • LMAO.. thats soo harshh

  • Vincent, I see you believe yourself to be a better comedian than Mr Brand. Fair enough, humour is subjective after all. But perpetually slagging off another comedian might start to give the impression you are a creepy, embittered, obsessive wannabee. Glad to see you're keeping it light hearted and good humoured to avoid giving that impression!

  • Well said

  • Vincent4500, please stop posting identical comments involving orphanage fires and farts in gas chambers on every clip of Russell Brand you can find. If you really must, then new similes please ;)

  • i think you'll find dear that my comment was more memorable, creative and Funny than anything Russell has or ever will say..He also looks like the bastard love child of Johnny Depp and Myra Hindley, nearly good- looking but in a child molester seedy way..