Total Recall in 5 seconds

[Thallod]

still waiting for 3 boob girl... its been way longer than 5 seconds...

[malvern666]

Such crunchy balls he has

[HalaZyce]

Lol at everyone who takes the 5 seconds thing seriously.. waste your time trying to prove and say OMG IT WAS LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS when clearly everybody already knows that and who the fuck cares if its funny.

[dlancer2k]

@HalaZyce Well said. It's pretty much been a running gag ever since TGWTG was still making them on youtube. He's gone on to bigger things though so the trend has definitely died down as well as the joke.

[Jetli2013]

GEHV DEEZ PEEPOHL AEHHHHRRR !!!

[Kaynos]

GET IN THE CHOPPA TO MARS !

[92savannahjane]

Too bad that was ten seconds.

[dlancer2k]

@92savannahjane in earth time maybe, but not in Marsian time! nyah!

[Jetli2013]

@dlancer2k

LOL !! NYAH !!! NYYYYYYAAHHHHHH NYAH NYAH NYAH !!!! NYAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR !!!

[KojachBaumherr]

eh, that was pretty good but its missing tri-tit

[ImpalerXll]

YOU BLEW MY COVERRRRRRR!!!!!!

[huggis63]

WTF it was over 5 secs lol :P

[packersinhd]

103 people...jk im not lame lol

[cacaenalmohada]

sooo... it was a dream, reality or what?

[OldSchoolRasslin]

The 3 boobed chick should have been in it.

[BigManSue]

@marokanetc:

what?

[joshualucas]

...til they found that ALIEN SHIT inside

[BigManSue]

That was 12 seconds... awkward!

[marokanetc]

@BigManSue

When you say "I'll be back in a second", are you back in a second?

[o5pr3y]

Get dis people air!

[smatticusin1408]

94 people had their balls busted

[EmpireLS56KW]

LOL Isn’t that worth a messily 300 credits? Not for getting kicked and punched in the bollocks several times! Aghhhhh! Ahgghhhhh! I’ll bust his balls! Ahgghhhhhh!

[bigdoublej74]

What is this crap?  Its more than 5 seconds and its just nut shots.

[Englishdosser86]

This is one of the few good 5 second movies.

[dlancer2k]

@Englishdosser86 Thanks

[Ikarosus]

@Englishdosser86 What about the Star Wars in 5 seconds trilogy?

[sublimeade]

not a 5 second movie more like 9 seconds at least.

[LukeMM95]

Is it too late to get a refund?

[abhishekjugdar]

cool o.o"

[ODOMAN123]

HEY MAN I HAVE 5 KIDS TO FEED!

[deanest123]

@ODOMAN123 Benny's the name!!!

[Boone7195]

@ODOMAN123 HEY MAN I HAVE 4 KIDS TO FEED

what happened to the last one?

i was lying.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

Oh, she kicked him right in his Deimos and Phobos!

[irishjanet]

religious arnie 'get your ass to Mass'

[BlackOasis21]

"I'll bust his balls..."

[basquat76]

longest 5 seconds ever

[zaz4eva786]

i didn't know 5 seconds could be that long!!!!!!!

[Keith459001]

dang

[daparkstaman522]

in the part where he comes home to tell his wife what happened at the train staion, he has lots of blood on his hands, and when he puts his hands on her shoulders, no blood appears on her shoulders. plz reply

[tyman955]

@daparkstaman522 at the elevator fight scene between Quaid and Richter, Richter loses his arms. when Quaid throws his arms down and says "see you at the party Richter!" the arms dissapear behind the elevator floor and dont keep falling.

^ theres another.

[irishjanet]

very good. got it

[salamace7]

Well, to be fair (or at least realistic). the steroids probably destroyed those already.

[2010Barbon]

wow Arnies balls took some punishment in this flick

[HighPriestofLemuria]

There was indeed quite a bit of nut punching and kicking in that movie. Never occurred to me till now.

[blazeboy36]

@halfvulcan but if his brain wanted him to think that, then it could easily still be a dream. your brain is perfectly capable of convincing you enough to believe something is real since its your brain and knows you in and out.

[cornflakes002]

Two weeks

[arch9enius]

Where's the spaceship? You could've made room for the spaceship it was only in a couple of flashes

[mmaccoutinho]

Bahaha, hilarious!

[vbierry]

I'll bust his balls....

lol !!

[tyman955]

@vbierry Quaid's wife did that for her. lol

[sparkyinbath]

that one wasn't very good

[cantosprofanae]

that was ten seconds

[Filipsoon]

Two weeks !

[burtonrules123]

this was the only movie i liked by Paul Verhoeven. the guy is a dick but still i grew up watching this movie and arnold was pretty good in it, waay better then the running man and some of this other 80's flicks.

[Possesssed666]

"Fuck you, asshore"

[blumItamar]

See ya at de pardy richta!!!

[CRITTERBUSTERS]

Quaid: Drive! Drive!

Johnny Cab: Please state street and number

Quaid: SHIT!..SHIT!

Johnny Cab: I'm not familiar with that adress!

[deanest123]

''HEY MAN I GOT 4 KIDS TO FEED''

''WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBER 5?''

''AHH SHIT, YOU GOT ME. NOW PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR'

i love Benny

[tyman955]

@deanest123 "I'm gunna drill you sucka, I'm gunna grind you up!"  Benny is awesome.

[deanest123]

@tyman955 totally dude.

''BENNY'S THE NAME!''

[a240zt]

It was totally worth the credits.

[tastethejace]

Get ready for a surprise!

[yeayeah14]

OUCH!!!! WOW LMAO!!!

[Sublimit007]

come on cohaigen you've got what you want now give this people air

[schmeltingaccident]

This ones actually better than 5 second guy wit glasses version...impressive!

[ratinanvalot]

can't hear shit

[dimi22wetteren]

sick guys ho make this funny shit nice ++

[emokid991]

WTF DID I DO WRONG

geht your arsh to mahs

[0n3m4n4rm33]

Use the Brubaker I.D.

[Magik57]

"I'll bust his balls"

ahhaha

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

"Dhey Kill you Ahlll"

[JamaicanMan18]

hahahahaha n very good from someone who doesnt make many

[dlancer2k]

Thanks

[tyman955]

@dlancer2k lol nice vid, very fuuny how quaid keeps getting beat up 5/5

[bacardidarck]

get your ass to Mars

get your ass to Mars

get your ass to Mars

get your ass to Mars

[JasonTheWereKiwi]

Get your anus to ass

[JasonTheWereKiwi]

Uranus*

[AppleOfGlasgow]

@bacardidarck LMAOOO, haven't seen in ages but instantly remembered that bit when you said it haha.

[trenthouse4life]

@bacardidarck GET YOUR ASS TO MARS! very good...

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

[mongorians22]

@bacardidarck don't you mean "GET YA AZZ TA MAAHS"?

[black2much]

I got 5 kids to feed :D

[NEMESIS1999]

He will save the entire planet but who will save his entire penis?

[Gamnash4]

@NEMESIS1999 I was sipping on a glass of Mountain Dew when I read that... I hope you can afford to pay for my computer screen. [x

[tyman955]

@NEMESIS1999 lol i guess his penis must be the entire planet lol

[Happie2000]

HAHA, "dude who gets stabbed in the balls by the midget prostitute" = Total Recall in 11 words

[MassivFerguson]

haha I agree !

[Jebu911]

Arnolds balls were having hard times there

[schwarg]

You forgot the dude who gets stabbed in the balls by the midget prostitute.

[3uclid]

this is effin' hilarious!

[sheburns12]

hahahahaha

[twitchascension]

:o

Pigfarts is on Mars!

[clovelrar]

Get your ass to Mars.

[necros782]

laggy.

[ubroketherulez]

yea but you forgot to add the alien chick with three tits

[Emsley666]

I'll bust his balls!

[Phi1618033]

Get your ass to Mars!!

[lesserdrake]

i'll bust his balls xD

[McFlanker]

ahah awhat the fuck is up with Arnold getting his family jewels smacked in this movie?!

[Mr1anakin101]

lmao!!!!!!!! dat shit must of hurt him

[teejay087]

haha

[timranieri]

hahaha ending music from conan the barbarian

[GothicKnight797]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[CKOD]

balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel.

[infrared337]

lol at the end "I busted his balls" XD

[Bleenderhead]

It's "I'll bust his balls".

[godzilla19892012]

leave arnolds balls alone sharon stone!!!!!!!!

[daan242424]

lol this is funny

[oliverjdavis]

lol i'll bust his balls!

[coondogtheman1234]

Arnie gets kicked in the balls a lot in this movie.

[ZeSpekov]

balls of steel

[1RV34]

XD yea!

[anon6739]

lold

[geevoguuvo66]

ROFL!! FUNNY

[Magmaster12]

Not if it means he wont have any babies

[coondogtheman1234]

lol he will have a narrow urethra, oh wait thats hank hill lol.

[gman649]

lol

[baudiomusic]

ha, ha, ha! - ho, ho, ho! ... do a search on the Big Lebowski the fucking short version ... and 'get ready for a surprise'!

[rocksoliddude1]

screen recorder

[HARDY88AU]

Stupid

[tehkao]

This is the best "5 second" video that's not done by the guywithglasses!

[lovegod6000]

ROFL LOLOL  That was funny as shit!

[Overlord630]

ROFL.

[EMUmonster]

lol the end Melina

"I'll bust his balls"

[Jimpsterz]

very good, clever!! and it made me laugh, good work. short and sweet. lol

[Antari0424]

His expression pretty much said "uh...no?"

[larionov87]

You forgot the three boobed martian hooker!

[123be4]

that chick was hot

[peteradamson]

hahaha

[Supenmanu]

LOL... Total Recal - the only Movie that sums up ITSELF (-:

[ackling]

THAT WAS FUCKING SHIT!!! It should've been "Get your ass to Mars" and then Arnie screaming "SCREW YOU!!!" to Benny. THE END.

[chezo84]

that ending was good better than his lol

[boondocksaint909]

10 seconds /b/tard

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

ROTFLOL!!!!! i cant get over how many times he got jabbed in the nuts and yelled ROTFLOL!!!!!!!

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

lol!!! poor arnold he got hit and kicked in the nuts LMFAO!

[Copperdragon]

Brilliant

[jimbobreloaded]

james bond (daniel craig) experienced worse...carpet beater anyone?

[FraggleMoviesInc]

that was great

[borel91]

Il bust his ballss hahahaha

[clustro]

"Honey, we're married."

*BLAM*

"Consider that our divorce."

[NightElf134]

lol.

[kotk05]

I think the "Get the girl" part should have been Melina grabbing Quaid's dick.

[burtonrules123]

yeah i was amazed how many times sharon stone kicked arnold in the balls, i was like sheesh, she must have had some real training: "when fighting a man, always go for the balls".

[Casiotech1]

so the whole movie was a dream right? Hence the dreams he had in the beginning of the girl and his head explodign...

[burtonrules123]

no, the movie wasnt a dream. the reason he dreamed about that brunette was because they had been together before. it wasnt a dream.

[dlancer2k]

It was meant to be ambiguous. They gave clues to suggest it was a dream such as Quaid recieving the "blue sky on Mars" implant. And they gave clues to suggest it was real such as Quaid waking up in a taxi with no recollection of himself going to Rekall. It was a dream in the original story, but the movie is designed to make you decide for yourself...which is why it is still being argued today.

[Mooshique]

That wasn't five seconds..

[xXHalfieXx]

lol, good one

[warren218]

gay

[SteelWool91]

"Ill bust his balls".....

Are they still there?

[reb760]

yea, thats about it..

[swordmaniac82]

Isn't getting your balls busted three times worth a measly 300 credits?

[MarioSpeedWagon]

thumbs up this man RIGHT NOW!

[swordmaniac82]

Thank you. Thank you. Now prepare for some ball busting.

[manuntd2009]

awesome movie

[outlaw6066]

Whats funny is Sharon Stone was the only woman to bust his balls 3 times in this flick. LOL *WHACK* YAAAAAAAAAH!

[Halonkata]

hahaha

[1991ape]

If you are me then who am I?

[FunkyVinylJunkie]

funniest shit i seen all day.. thanks! by the way it is a great movie

[Smithygmx]

rofl, made my day!

[BritishBlackOpps]

fuck me arnie must of had sore balls after making this great film

[SaucisseMerguez]

ITS 10 SECONDS YOU AUTISTIC F*** !!! 1 star !!! Your the 6th person who needs to learn counting btw ;)

[masterpiraka]

I can guarantee that you are 108,544,405 times more retarded than him.

[CKZaibatsu]

HAHAHAHAHAHA good god that is awesome.

[alexd82]

you should of had the bit when Arnold is fighting the head guy and when he gets his arms ripped of "see you at the party" xD

[suneel7]

I BUST HIS BALLS, CRACKED ME UP LOL

[TurkishPoltergeist69]

LMFAO!!! Mashed Patesticles for dinner?!!!

[benjimetalhed]

that was original...not

[Mrster]

Is it just me or does the ending tune just remind you a bit of the one from Conan?

[boondocksaint909]

somewhat true

[BlueRushMan]

Ball trample LOL

[jon949494]

haha lol best!

[BattleDragon88]

Best 5 sec movie ever

[Babooshka00]

so true lol :P

[monsoonostrich]

brilliant, though I wish you could have included Arnold's eyes bugging out on the martian surface.

[alikill]

YES! I was going 2 say the same thing!

Great moment

[Jetli2008]

Just take a look at my Ahhnold mix titled: "Ahhnold vs. Mahhz". Enjoy!

[tehkao]

Best youtube video. EVer

[JWman1456]

i like that movie, but I could never understand it

the same goes for VERTIGO

[Jetli2008]

If you want to understand it better, just check out my ahhnold mixes. The movie makes as much sense as my Arnold Swarzenegger Water Sprinkler!

[75Leon75]

nothing that involves your balls turning into a punching bag is worth a measly 300 credits...

[skywalkerpotter21]

You had to show 0:15,

i was drinking soda, and I spit out with laughter all over my computer.