How to Remove a Tongue Stuck on Frozen Metal

[reagen19]

that gotta hurt :)

[fcukududeify]

0:55 what the fuck is that on your nails

[bgytf12345]

i did this befor but i was like 8

[thethrifter1]

If you don't have water at hand you can always urinate on their tongue, get them unstuck and teach them a lesson at the same time. ^^

[sydoryoo]

=))=))=))=))=)):)):)):)):)):))



[Lendario69]

Look at me i paint my nails black

[MrPhoenis]

hot is not necessary. put lukewarm water in a spray bottle and squirt plenty on stuck area. be patient and you won't even see blood.

[Stein4242]

In Soviet Russia...um... I got nothing.

[JBicks18]

@Stein4242 In Soviet Russia, poles stick to tongues, then scream at you for being a dumbass.

[aquelelobito]

he's like: I WANT MY TONGUE BACK

[JAVI99ish]

did anybody notice that the guy with the striped scarf has black nail polish

[astrosfan339]

Those drunk Frenchman



[chaosarchive]

and why the fuck would we do that?

[algarviosdocartaxo]

lolll



[TheDolly007]

Spanish ? WTF? ahahaha They're speaking Russian, I'm 100% sure.

[EddieCubillo]

Why would someone go around licking poles anyway, those things are filthy.

[cheese319]

Better idea, use the heat of your lips to unfreeze yourself. Best idea, why you stick tongue on pole?

[shamartian5]

thumbs up if u did not understand wat they said

[MatejKonvalinka75]

hahaha

[taijhaysmania]

@iC0ll3ct lol it does

[kalenrox9]

I stuck my tongue to a pole, but I just ripped it off... but it was gushing blood.

[iC0ll3ct]

reminds me of sims

[cellbuddies2000]

what are you saying?!?

[marinos1977]

@brivanas What?

[DesignerzOnly]

people who do this are complete dumb asses.

[Valerinaisback]

omg !

[brivanas]

English mother fucker do you speak it!

[ScottQB4]

@brivanas He's speaking perfect Spanish. I mean the guy on the pole.

[MrOhmygoditsben]

@brivanas DO PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

[Mamedense]

@brivanas i bet you are American

[brivanas]

@Mamedense Greatest country on Earth.

[theskywalker08]

@brivanas lol samuel jackson refence

[UltraMegaLULZ]

@brivanas Clearly they do not. You do realize there are other languages in the world, right?

[brivanas]

@UltraMegaLULZ Clearly you missed that this was a Pulp Fiction reference. I'm sorry you have no sense of humor. Cheer up...I'm sure you're life will get better!

[UltraMegaLULZ]

@brivanas Lol. I am well aware this is from Pulp Fiction, as it is one of my favorite movies. However, when you quote that line every time you hear a language other than your own, you sound like a tool. But if sounding like a fuckhead is something you like to do, then who am I to stop you? Whatever floats your boat :)

[brivanas]

@UltraMegaLULZ Nice to see you insult your armed forces veterans.

[UltraMegaLULZ]

@brivanas Oh? Please, do explain.

[TheDominionOfElites]

@brivanas Lol, so you think because you can lie on the internet/you may have been in the military people need to respect you no matter how ignorant and retarded you act? And here I was thinking US soldiers might experience some culture.

[blahk04]

Russian?

[spongebeth5]

dickhead