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  • There have been a few good christian games.

    v=ojXX_5P7hIU See this for proof.

  • Give Big Rigs some credit! It's won more "awards" than any other game. Every worst game countdown I see, it's always #1 !

  • There is A Game that Im Havn Trouble Remembering. Its a 90s game It was released in 93-94 between there. And It was a interactive type Movie Game were you were suppose to Hunt down a bunch of Mafia guys and your Mouse Cursor was a Tommy Gun. Wat is the Name of this Game Thanks. :)

  • wonder how many of these old games you could fit on a modern 32Gb micro SDHC card...

  • I beat TMNT as Kid. With 10000000 Billion Save States xD

  • None of "The Sims?" I thought they would be in top 10 worst

  • You have the original Megaman DOS? Where did you get it? Or did you get it back in the 90's? Can you tell me?

  • @PlayingItOldSkool I often receive random lots of old software as donations, and this was included in one of them. I got about 60 old floppies from a local school's computer class. They were clearing out old stuff and there were quite a few gems, including DOS Megaman!

  • Thank you, good sir. All of these games shall soon be a part of my collection.

  • gotta love the Sims music in the beginning.

  • nice job - there are truly many terrible racing games.

    Outpost though? I guess after realizing there was no point to it I played it like a sim city game and it was enjoyable. If I remember right, the key to the game is making sure you have plenty of trucks.

  • "Is this a racing game or pinball machine?" I literally lol-ed

  • "Got distracted by cheese or something" Best line in a review ever!

  • such a great closing line!

  • Entomologist, not Insectologist.

  • 48 dislikes you mean people actualy like those games?

  • oh the screensaer in teh begining, remeber when i was like 5 i would sit and look at that for ever :P cause i had no games so i pretended that it was me plating it :P

  • I love your reviews, aspecially your Sims reviews. Maybe make some of the Sims 1 and 2 games! =)

    By the way, I got that shitty paintball crap game too. It was like 3 dollars and after playin' it for the first time, I threw it away because I thought it was a shame bringin' the game back to the shop. I'm so sweet. =)

  • Game #3 is an absolute eyesore.

  • Are you sure it's not just that your copy of the Ninja Turtles game is a bit worn?

  • @an1man1ac54l1f3 No, it's a well-documented glitch. Google "teenage mutant ninja turtles dos Scary-Crayon" for one site that talks about it in detail. It is literally impossible to complete the level without cheating in the original DOS release of the game.

  • @phreakindee do you think a nivida geforce gt220 is good?

  • I used to love test drive 4 on ps1, me and my brother spent hours playing it lol

  • I would buy Big Rigs simply for the stupidity that it provides. :D

  • does nothing work on these games?

  • Mag racer looks like your driving a toy car.

    Big rigs over the roads racing looks like your truck is indestrucdible, most glitchy game ive ever seen!

  • Your valid is inargument, i am chuck norris

  • "This is so rubbish... It's... classy."

    HAHA!

  • @mattjindrak And we're sick of people leaving comments about me "forgetting" or leaving a game they think should have been on MY personal list. It's amazing how many people don't understand what "subjective" means. So when people stop being unreasonable and self-entitled, reviewers will stop prefacing their videos with statements of its personalized nature. Unfortunately, this will probably never happen, just take a look through the comments sections of these "Best of" videos...

  • @phreakindee Yeah I know that's why you do it, but still it doesn't help, just like you said. It's nothing against you personally, but it's a nag when I hear it so much. I enjoyed your list btw.

  • @phreakindee well said

  • @phreakindee we understand you have your own opinion which is awesome i don't understand why people bash other people for having their own opinion.

  • I love how he was about to drive over the bridge on that final truck game... then magically was driving underneath it all.

  • @BLOoDBoNe8 I think it's called Road Rash. IDK, just look for it...

  • @pariastabendesa it isn't road rash it look similar but it's with motocross thx for the help anyway

  • wouldn't happen to know the ninja game around 1997-2000 for windows/PC where in the first lvl u killed a king n in the end had to save a princess or something would u?

  • I'm pretty sure I have played that "big rigs" game for about 5 mins and I remember having "Extreme paint ball" I thought it was alright and played it a few times, but my friend that used to come over played it all the time. good list man.

  • this guy should run /v/

  • Agreed on Outpost; I quickly dubbed the AI computer voice "Minerva the Unnerving," because it was SO snarky/sarcastic! (Based on watching my spouse play it; never attempted playing it myself -- and I'd played most of the other space strategy/colony simulator games up to that point.

  • streets of sim city was awful

    

  • I would buy that final truck game just to laugh a little

  • Ok... I used to think I was a gamer; but there appears to be a big difference between us. I like modern games, which are actually fun and realistic. I don't collect all the crap they came out with in the late 80's. Oh and I like to go outside :)

  • @UmadBRO1999 Modern games realistic? lol

  • @eateroftheflame in terms of visuals and aesthetics yes, they are realistic. I don't see any other plausible criteria for evaluation... unless by realistic you meant mundane cyclical behavior from which no higher purpose can be ascertained; in that case no, I don't think video games will ever be realistic ^-^

  • @UmadBRO1999 oh, I forgot to mention physics and motion; that is also realistic as well.

  • @UmadBRO1999 With the exception of a few simulators, games have at least another decade before I can call them realistic

  • Yuk. Those are bad games. I Can't believe that some games get commercialized when the games are obviously broken or there were poor design and theme choices.

  • were you drunk when you decided to buy some of these games? xD

  • One for the ZX Spectrum would be awesome. Of course, that list would not be complete without an obligatory Street Fighter 2 port.

  • Megaman for the PC was... are you ready? The first Mega man game I played! I never had an NES you see, before I got into emulation. Still there was a Mega Man X (the first in the series) out on PC that I did play, and I found it very comparable to the SNES version.

  • @TheWorstGameEver

    Excuse me 7 year old, Portal and TF2 were not bad in fact amazing!

    Go back to COD

  • randomly found this vid and really liked the commentary and content. subbed!

  • have you played (or tried to) all the games in your collection?

  • @thecooldude9999 Yup! At some point or another at least. I haven't put a significant amount of time into each of them, but when I get them I try them out to see if they're working and such.

  • @phreakindee cool. a lot of collectors I see online haven't even touched 50% of their collection, kinda sad really.

  • all good ,except test drive 4 ,i liked that game ,yes very hard to drive ,buggy,but fan game ,yes fan .many stages .and cars,dissent game !!

  • I actually really like Test Drive 4.

    Mag Racer lifted it's cover art from Top Gear 2! XD

  • nice job dude.. subbed!

  • Extreme Bullrider is actually a philosophical game about the perils of life and futility of human progression.

  • your winner!

  • Big Rigs, here's some words of wisdom, NO CLIP IS SUPOST TO BE A CHEAT CODE AND NOT ONE INFINATLY!!!!

  • WHy the hell is 17 ?????????????

  • Test Drive 4 looks not that bad, but whatever.

  • Trucks with noclip and a world where physics are a lie.

  • If the company that made Big Rigs wasn't sued, then there's no justice in the world. That "game" was practically the equivalent of selling a blank disc for the average price of a video game.

  • i still have mag racer on a disk in mint condition..... needless to say this video explains why...

  • Wow, was Elgar's Cello Concerto actually in Catechumen? That is just insulting.

  • Anyone know the name of the maze game at the beginning?

  • @PatrickTheMOCR its a windows  screensaver its not a game.

  • @PatrickTheMOCR if i remember its a windows 98 screensaver.

  • @PatrickTheMOCR windows 1995 screensaver

  • BIG RIGS! WHAT A BIG RIG INDEED!

  • how the hell do those things even make it past quality control?

    thats like releasing a car with square wheels and a gas tank made of wood and going "yup theres a finished product"

  • Will you make a Lazy Game Review on Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing?

  • 17 is also a prime number.  I like that. End of Line.

  • "number one, big rigs over the road racing..." (long silence) LOL!

  • why 17?

  • @MCisFTW lol the description says: "Why 17? Because it's an odd number, very odd."

  • i had cyber gladiators lol or should i say still have....I thought I was the only one who had that game ;)

  • On "Big Rigs Over the Road Racing" I think the people who made the game spent more time on the cover of the game than the actual game itself.

  • The sims 1 music background

  • @Timx4 I can't believe I still remember it, lol. It's under Latin from Sims 1 XD

  • i have mag racer :)

  • What's the name of the maze game from the beginning?

  • Ah! I knew Big Riggs had to be #1! :P

  • The three most boring game topics:racing games, 2d games,puzzle games

  • OMG hahahahahahahahahahahahaa im subscribing to u right away ,,, this is realllly funny dude good job

  • Is Depth Dwellers "RI-tarded"?

  • I never played the first Outpost game but I loved the 2nd one, even though people seem to hate on that one too... though I don't understand why. I always figured it was because it was too hard.

    I've always thought it was fucking hilarious the DOS Megaman games even EXIST! They weren't made (or even published, I think) by Capcom. I bought the first Megaman for $1 - I overpayed big time. That's why I stole the 2nd one :P

    Interestingly, the 2nd DOS Megaman is called Megaman 3, not 2...

  • @phreakindee i cant find gameplay of combat medic. i guess it was never played by others either.

  • "Most christian games suck..." well, thats half-correct. They all suck, it doesn't matter if you are an atheist or not

  • @NikolaSilvers Okay? Have you played them all, or am I missing something here?

  • @phreakindee Can't say I played them all, but every single one I tried, and seen sucks... I don't know, its just a weird concept to use religion as base for gaming...

  • @phreakindee

    You're missing being an angsty anti-theist hipster.

    I'm sure if you looked hard enough, you probably could find a decent religious game.

  • @FHCTech Keep Religion in the church,not in videogames.We've had enough preaching .

  • @FHCTech If there are good religious games, then name one.

  • @phreakindee Watch AVGN Bible Games 1, 2, and 3

  • @TheFiveFingered He didn't review every bible game, I once found a christian review site that had about 20 of them for PC alone

  • @phreakindee Dante Inferno did not suck

  • @NikolaSilvers if you're gonna make a religiously themed video game you have to make it subtle and non-preachy

  • @malevolenceXXXensues Well yes... But unfortunately every single one that has any reference to the bible (or at least the ones I saw any played) is taking it to the extreme...

  • in the turtle game are those butterfrys

  • lol...quality

  • @slimininin lol @ kids these days

  • WOW! I thought I played some horrible games, but if I ever made the mistake of paying actual money for any of those it make me furious. I mean I've nearly broken controllers over games that are at least a THOUSAND times better than those.

  • This video + your commentary just made my day xD

  • Great reviews! It actually raises my blood pressure to watch games this bad.

  • Wow, this video is really good. Can't understand why it doesn't have millions of views. Seriously, this guy is underrated.

  • i have seen all of one of these games in my life, megaman

  • dude you are the best gametech and reviewer ever!

  • What do you think about Depth Dwellers?

  • @gdm413229 Well, I said what I thought in the video... as well as my full review video of it. I think that should suffice.

  • @phreakindee YOU SAID ENOUGH!!! It was horrible, painfull, seriosly these ''games'' are so bad I'm gonna throw up!

  • oh god how much did he waste for tryng them all ?!?!?!

  • lmao at 2:54

  • maybe combat medic has an unofficial patch that lets you play?? :O

  • It would be easier if you saw gameplay first. Actually this is not helpful if your like at a yard sale unless you have a phone of somesort.

  • What made the controls of the game Streets of Sim City "rank" and what do you use that word for?

  • @gdm413229 The term is "wank". In other words, they're freaking terrible. They don't really work that well, at all. The cars end up handling sporadically more often than not. I have a full review of Streets if you want more detail.

  • Btw I really liked TMNT, I never finished it or go too far in the game either (hey I was a kid with short attention span :p) but I enjoyed the gameplay. Also I liked how for the #1 game all you said was "I've seen better gameplay on a vending machine" lol nuff said xD

  • Dude what do you do with all those old-game boxes? I mean I used to collect games too, kept everything in the original box but the pain came when I move apartment and had to bring everything... it's such a pain packing/unpacking all those game boxes that I don't even bother to collect them anymore. Just the cd/dvd cases now :p. And steam... xD

  • @Chamchamcham10 Ah, so you know the pain! I just store them on shelves for the time being, but I only have the room to do that with about half my "big box" PC games (about 600 overall). I just have the rest in closets and storage. I don't even want to think about moving again for a while.

  • i swear i got disy watching game number 3 o.o it should be number 1.. jesus christ i have never seen anything like it..

  • lawl

    

  • Big Rigs is THE WORST GAME OF MY LIFE.

  • WOOOOWWW I'm a Christian and STILL number 6 looks like the worst game on the planet...

  • "I've seen better gameplay on a vending machine." I love that line!

  • thanks recommencded videos

    i found a new guy to subscribe to

  • hahaha, thanks, you gotta admit though, it's been "interesting" to be at the beginnings of computer/ video game technology....

  • I agree with the point you made on #6. The only game I enjoy that even remotely has anything to do with christianity is Dante's Inferno. (Even though it's a blatant God of war ripoff)

  • I'm not sure Big Rigs deserves a spot. That game is so unfinished, boring and horrible that I don't think it counts as a game.

  • Oh God, I used to play extreme bullrider with my grandma at her house when I was a kid. Lol. I never realized how crappy it really was.

  • I love your review! lol

    Make some more!

  • Hey LGR

    Whats the worst peice of computer/gaming hardware you own?

  • Y u didnt get youtube partner chance

  • "I've seen better gameplay on a vending machine." lol!

  • The last one looks fun =D

  • well i was about to say Big Riggs over the road racing looked like the best and it impressed me UNTIL he had fell down the bridge and i was like "What?!" and then he had went trough the tree!?

  • eww these games look bad in graphics like i cant even describe, or maybe bc i was born in 1998 and such and the technology increased but i cant even think about playing games like those :(

  • see what happens when you buy your games at the dollar store

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  • you're top is good man, but you haven't played ,,nightmare 3d"...

  • hah wow i had Mega Man and TMNT and i havent seen those PC ports in years! i had no idea TMNT was actually unbeatable. so lame

  • By far the most unforgivable aspect of Depth Dwellers is that it described itself as "awesome." Advice to developers: (1) Play test. (2) Listen to feedback. (3) Improve game and make it awesome. (4) Call it awesome.

  • men, its big rigs under the road racing

  • DOOD! Cyber Gladiators! When I was 10 this game looks awesome to me haha

  • 8:00

  • 8:0

  • dude!!!!!!! dont lie this games are good there are only 17 bad games and 1 is the best and look 3 its sooo goood : /

  • Dude, speaking of vending machine gameplay! I love the vending machines where you see it grab the drink and drop it int he slot! Whoa, what a ride! You even get a free Iced Tea.

  • I only have a couple of older PC games, such as Battlezone and Star Wars Dark Forces

  • Is your camera from 1962 or somthing???

  • @andrelan000 you dont even have a video fucking uploaded filming with a camera. Upload a video with a camera before u talk shit.

  • I used to have Depth Dwellers. It is a horrible game.

  • Please tell me you bought "extreme bullrider" (why is the title not capitalized???) just for this review. Please god tell me you didn't buy it for any other reason.

  • Lol dude there old so there gunna be buggy as fuck.

    or sim city game streets thingy is crap cuz i dont knwo.

  • This is a great list and you have an impressive collection! Ever tried playing Autobahn 3D (Autobahn Racing)? It was a dollar store title that never worked for me. The company sent me 2 different versions over the years on CDRs labeled Autobahn 1.1 and Autobahn 1.2. Both of those failed to work as a racing game. Another version came with 3D glasses, it was completely brain-numbing. Fantastic title music, tho. Long sweet song

  • Streets of Sim City! Dude that was an awesome game. Riding around in your own city? I'm glad it barely made it @ #17

  • Damn it! I grew up with Test Drive Off Road 2! Sure, it wasn't great but i remember playing it all the time as a kid.

  • dude you should make a video of the worst pc games of 2000's..

  • ...has anyone ever told you that you sound like Bruce Campbell at times...?

  • I've... Gotten a headache... Thanks to these games... And I've gotta do math. FUUUUUUU!

  • did anyone else hear the duke nukem sentence?

  • Hey Man, vending machines can be fun

  • what the fuck who would invent pc paint pall FPS , fuck,

  • Ill be honest. I actually thought Test Drive 4 was pretty good. Granted I was pretty young but it being my VERY FIRST racing computer game, I have some very fond memories of it. Maybe its just the nostalgia but I thought the original Need For Speed AND Test Drive 4 were equally good.

  • lmfao by number 1 XD