Minecraft Geeks Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!

[MrZangarra]

let me get my shovel so i can dig into you, lets get dirty.

girl? what can you do with 2 slimeballs and a stick?

just made those two :) i think they are pretty good :)

[Georgeqaws]

LMAO so hard, not to close my creeper might explode

[jjsan27]

o shit this was at UCI. damn i could have been there.

[dragtoss]

3:15 wtf was that!?!?!?!

[14ACFC]

How big is Kong's Penis.??

[Igoing2befamousstuff]

Hey I like minecraft

[kiddslida9966]

His shadow has dropped so much game in the matter of seconds 00:45

[bartman464]

-is the sun rising? because you just set my heart on fire-

-you bring the pig, i'll bring the saddle. it's going to be a wild night.-

-who needs viagra when you've got redstone?-

[OktoberStudioz]

GET A GIRLS NUMBER where youre in the middle of talking to one girl, then another walks past you stop your conversation and run after her !!

[animeman0218]

is it me or do a lot of girls on simplepickup have the digits 626 in there number?

[THEkvertha]

@animeman0218 I don't know this, but I think it's the district code, where they live, and since they might live in the same town, they might have the same district code.

I don't know though, could be completely wrong.

[limpidtan]

@animeman0218 area code 626 covers most of the San Gabriel Valley and nearby areas in the northeastern portion of Los Angeles County, California

[axelelpro]

@animeman0218

That area number is from San Gabriel Valley, CA.

[colbster12302]

i freakin love it.

[visuallylifted]

lmao are you serious? he calls her a diamond hoe, she laughs and says thanks... in london the chick would f you up or just make you look like a dick

[andrewSBlues]

Pick up girls as Breakdancers

[shamrockfball45]

hahah this just made my day. I <3 minecraft

[warsniperNL96]

You hit trees to get wood ? Bitch plz i ride em...

[roamerreed]

i hit trees to get wood

[WhoElseButKris]

BUT HOW BIG IS KONG'S PENIS? FOR REALS

[H011ycR4p]

How big is Kong's penis?

[XSmokey300]

That tall chick was fucking sexy.

[1234wttu]

Kong talks about weed alot, he should smoke and pick up some hot chicks!

[XxDontchueverxX]

Pick up Chicks while doing the robot or any dance move :D

[SebastianGonnaEatYou]

LOL diamond hoe

[SuperWhatwhat2]

Heros Too The End You Guys Changed MY Life

[Yojax]

you guys are heroes

[Ilikechickenpoop]

this one seemed quite awkward actually haha

[Xvamper]

good sht right there lmfao



[rein0uz]

creepers gonna creep

[AgGResSiiON]

I'd like to see the faces for facial expressions :{)

[blacknight2237]

Fertilize your crops with my bonemeal....lmfao

[WhosOmar507]

i love these praks!!!!!

[zsshooter]

Where were you guys doing this? I live in the (209).

[SmashMyBalls]

lmfao jesse chose to hit on that really tall girl

[JaccFX]

@hearv888

Bro i hope you realize that they know what theyre doing. That stuff girls think is funny. I garuntee u will not get a girlfriend with ur bitch attitude.

[hearv888]

Getting a number doesn't mean anything... they are probably just giving it because they don't want to hurt your feelings...

[FrostbitexP]

@hearv888

I guarantee you it not that simple...go try it. If they dont like you, they just walk away.

[hearv888]

@FrostbitexP dude, its easy to get a number... really easy... but its not that easy to meet someone a few days after you got the number... i bet that these guys doesn't get laid often, they are loosers... maybe they get lucky sometimes because of alcohol.

[FrostbitexP]

@hearv888

Sorry, you just sound like a hater.

[hearv888]

@FrostbitexP im not a hater.. i think this is funny... but these guys doesnt get laid.

[FrostbitexP]

@hearv888

neither do you my friend.

[hearv888]

@FrostbitexP i dont? i have had several girlfriends and more onenight stands than most of my friends... I would have more if i didnt have standards...

[FrostbitexP]

@hearv888

Really now -rolls eyes-

[akushner11]

@hearv888 haha do you think they really care what you think?

[hearv888]

@akushner11 But seriously... If you think getting numbers will get you laid, you are wrong.... SimplePickup is not pickup, its how easy it is to get a number.. This is funny situations for you to watch... But dont watch this if you want a girlfriend or get laid.. The only positive thing about watching this is that you see that girls are nothing to be afraid of.

[akushner11]

@akushner11 yeah i know, i don't watch it for tips, i watch it because its funny what they say to the girls at times. it just shows the first step in all that so it is picking up girls, but not the whole thing

[limpidtan]

@hearv888 someones jealous

[lyles32386]

1:02 wallet swiper

[Stargrave]

this was really awkward looking

[PeaceOff86]

pause at 2:50... did anyone notice "skating device??"

[dirtysoap23]

@PeaceOff86 Its at UCI

[yootubesuckslolz]

never played minecraft and this is great

[brucegxyz]

That fat guy cockBLOCKED him. get it?

[nick0163]

Jason needs new shirts.

[ZoomZip]

@nick0163 he wears the same DC shoes everytime too

[paliplayer]

u know thats my real number because i typed it realy fast. lol

[hearv888]

@paliplayer yeeeeeaaaa right...

[nosugaraded]

whats the name of the intro/outro song?

[iiLovePassion]

@nosugaraded Gamefire - Klayplex ft. Mike Diva.

[SvampiSnipah]

@iiLovePassion Thanks!

[upurhoe12321]

how many of those numbers were actually valid?

[ifunfrank]

Jesse ended the video like a BOSS!

[BakBakBok]

MORE DRUNK TIME WITH HOT GIRLS!!!!!!

[LifeFirst]

Pick up girls using only wrestling phrases that wrestlers use

[iam3535]

lol "i died and spawned here"

[ZmreJ]

Those campus baristas are cute!

[IShitFire]

This is making me embarrassed by just watching them.

[newagewinning3000]

good trick: hand her your phone for her to write her number works

[tukisGFX]

ahaha dude tried to pickpocket here but here purse thing was in her pit lol FAIL!

[MrAsh12315]

GameFire Klaypex <3 love dat song!

[ITSROBHERE]

in the end was that, was that a banana?

[TyeDye07]

i wonder if guys see blurred faces when they'r drunk ?? O_o

[TonyyPajamas]

@TyeDye07 I just check to see if it's a girl and go for it...

[ddub0202]

HAHAHA 1:14 true minecraft fans would get this!

[eronjasper]

@iskatemongo88 yeah pick-pocket from an apron :))

[oliiver95]

oh my NOTCH !

[amanz42]

hahahaha I'm in this 2:20

[DeathStaRofTheWest]

then it would be awkward if she played minecraft too. i mean, actually it would be cool and funny

[TheJaceyCee]

Creepers gonna Creep! I had to listen to the do the creep song by lonely island after that.

[ElmoRein]

LOL

[goshem]

minecraft isnt even that nerdy...

[MrAnimateEverything]

You know this actually works.

[ProTexE]

OH MY NOTCH lol

[E3iteB0unc3r45]

this has inspired me to do some public trolling

[cretnobite]

@DaSHgfx bc?

[MattDurden]

so the trick is just to say random things and always look serious

[just2smooth4uGaming]

1:47 lies...Lies...LIES!

[MrRedstoneHelper]

I lol at the beggining every time

[joecamel0]

"becuase I hit trees to get wood"xD

[Stthings]

Jason is a pimp. "Are you a miner?" "Cause I'm going to make your bedrock" haha

[shlucke]

talking bout a freudian slip, 4:25 -> starts rubbing cock.

[TeamBlackWool]

Ironically the bedrock joke is the seventh on the list. 7 is the ID for bedrock... ...is it sad I know that? >.<

[MrRedstoneHelper]

@TeamBlackWool Nah your good

[Multi1ryan]

hey you guys I've sended an email to all my friends telling them about subscribing and Im going to tell everybody at my school

[fcukausername]

please tell jesse to stop abusing the word "literally."

[Callmeiso]

Pick up girls with nokia 3310's

[UnidentifiedFool]

lmao, my personal favorite: "do you have a diamond pickaxe? because I'm as hard as obsidian right now" xD

[williamis10]

IMAH SUBCRIBAH!!!

[wihyrr]

1:05 fail

[toocool4usernames]

it feels so good to actually understand the references. i feel so included.

[nickyrho]

as a girl I need at least one other girl friend who plays minecraft... or at least as dedicated as me..

[BleedingDarkRose18]

BAHAHA MY BEST FRIEND IS THE FIRST GIRL

[Georgito555]

holy shit this was funny!!

[p0th3adny]

4:29 Getting Wood - 20 points

[mfl002]

"You know why that popped right, there was... too much electricity between us"

HAHAH.

[MrPedoTV]

OH MY NOTCH! LOL

[mattster2200]

Lol at "Free Cookies" in the intro right as he's getting a hug

[ShittinAway]

LOL Achievment unlocked: Getting Wood. HAHAHA!

[franki3roman]

you guys should make a video on how you recover from a bad pick up line

!!! :)

[xxXFrenchCODguyXxx]

You guys are fucking hilarious

[Zappaholic1]

How the hell to you guys keep straight faces?!

[smiler204]

2:50 ong! Look at the sign in the background! Skating devices prohibited! LMFAO

[TheBaomog]

LOL what really makes me laugh is that fact that a lot of the girls laugh at stuff when they are thinking differently from what it actually means.... :P

[FAOPxSnipez]

Achievement Get: Getting Wood XD

[CraftaciousMiner]

at 1:37 the guy has major wood

[FlashBackFilms88]

you should say have you ever been to India cause I can get it into ya

[Craftman368]

This must be extremely awkward for the girls

[AlexWoodRules]

Took me a bit to get the fast rather than fancy joke, but its still great!

[TheMainman518]

67 people took an arrow to the knee

[mj325]

I feel like the short haired girl is really fucking cute!!

[GentlemanGL]

lol i love how he stared right at the camera

[kaabing]

use modern warfare sayings to pick up girls!



[tman7899]

i died and spawned here lol

[Zirsquishy]

1:05 - STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM :@

[Balsofsteel14]

wait wait not too close, my creeper might explode

[TlMpossible]

do you guys ever bump into a girl you picked up earlier while you're picking up another girl? :O

[Arthurocha1]

omg, it work *-*

[ganja238]

klaypex - Gamefire

[redeyes511]

Can you make a video so i can see how long it actully takes u to get her number?

Because you make it seam like it takes u like 10min.

[yksmai]

the starting sound pretty cool

can anyone give a link?

[iskatemongo88]

1:05 PICK-POCKETED HAHA

[comeondown12345]

@iskatemongo88 what did he steal???

[KingOfEden12]

@iskatemongo88 LOL

ahahaha

[Nuther10cents]

@iskatemongo88 Wow, i don't think he took anything but it looks like he legitimately tried

[azn888rice]

the girl at the end sounds pretty hot...

[ChillStrings]

try to pick up girls while using different accents like British Texan, etc

[TheGabberManiac]

oh my notch! this guy is aweome!

[zakuja]

A lot of the girls seem to be asian. Damn I'm jealous

[qazzy]

Picking up girls with terrible acne.

[qazzy]

1:05... Meet the elite cockblocker of 2011. MVP of the year.

[eyeknifelikeoj]

Pick up girls without wearing pants!

[AlbionGaming365]

LOOOL

[guthixboy18]

Ah!!! What song is played at the beginning of this video?

[xSeGi]

@guthixboy18 Gamefire by Klaypex

[D3SX]

XD

[OMDGAMING]

Finally....I found a diamond hoe! LOL XD

[therollingcricket]

Wats up guyz, I'm going to get straight to the point,I have very few guys friends because guys want to be my friend because I am good with girls. And I feel like thats not a good reason for them to want to be my friend. The only guys I truely consider my friends are the guys who were my friends b4 I became good with girls. I thought it would be cool to meet you guyz and hang out sometime......Suggestion-picki­ng up girls while wearing bright pink heels! hahA

[magician11000]

1:11 - 1:18

your not a miner right

I'm 18

Good so I can still make your bedrock?

LOL

[DREAMR0W]

3:37 - 3:45 XD LOOOL

[ghotikarulez]

CREEPERS GON' CREEP!

[fplanting]

Haha if it was me who got picked up there i would like "Stay away you enderman!!"

[albersas]

With face like mine you not only wouldn't get her number but you would get stabbed...

[Murrangurk2]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE WOMEN??????? i want the tall one!

[slayer3ek]

diamond pick axe :D

[hairymon11]

SSSmooooth! xD

[MrTtaylor58]

your so ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssstupid!!!!

[FwiizzVC]

NO NO not to close, my creeper might explode LMAO

[Azur1200]

WTF!

[LaconnerLoL]

I can still make you bedrock! :D FUNNEEEEH

[jjkoens]

dude is my new hero!

[jetzil]

We can make it fast rather then fancy.... lol

[DIZZYBGFH]

That dude in the brown shirt was fuckin awesome

[TheRedMoon]

Pick up girls in another state/country.

[LuisVilla5]

Hilarious.

[Dylanfps]

these guys are like the guys from sex drive