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  • It's amazing what one guy can do behind the closed curtains' of your neighbors house. Awesome dude!!!

  • This was fucking brilliant! Right on with Baldwin's voice tones and details on the body language for the rest of the casts reactions. Original skit at the end was good too ha.

  • Are those Cutco knives?  Hell yeah!

  • Funny as hell

  • AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Great knives, watch and no coffee in the pot? Ha! Nice brass balls, lol.

  • cunt

  • Superb!

  • Click here to skip to where it begins 0:37

  • I like Alec Baldwin's balls better

  • The leads are weak...

  • Fuck you, go home and play with your kids.

  • Aren't you from American Pie: The Book of Love?

  • great job

  • really enjoyed that..although Baldwin's voice is a lot more raspy than that

  • Your brass balls look kinda funny.

  • Damn, hearing just the audio I actually thought it was Baldwin

  • Great job kid....Awesome job!!!

  • Totally awesome! Loved it! !! (But it would be ok if you changed hair/glasses/costume for each character, to differentiate more and keep the fast continuity going and help me follow it more easily.)

  • Awesome.

    You missed the dick, tho ;)

  • hahah the best

  • Is he smoking a piece of chalk? lol

  • Genius.

    

  • the funniest part if the knives!

  • Nice

  • also love the watch.

  • If someone as good as you isn't on the big screen, I'm not even gonna bother studying acting.

  • @baharehut HE IS !!!!!!!!! Haven't u seen American Pie Book Of LovE?!!!

  • @AxK4Ever The Last American Pie I saw was Band Camp but Ill check out Book of love now.

  • @JCKustom13 ye :p he is in that movie and he kinda plays the main role

  • Haha I wanna go out drinking with this guy. I use lines from this monologue all the time. "I drank five beers in two minutes, how many did you drink? You see, pal, that's who I am and you're NOTHING"

  • Holy fuck, that was incredible!!

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  • i like purple cigarettes

  • holy shit great job man! You need to be in the movies!

  • @JCKustom13 He is XD ... American pie book of love check it out.

  • In Italian I would say

    ...bravissimo!!!

  • BRILLIANT ACTING - GOOD JOB; WELL DONE

    

  • 47 people got a set of steak knives.

  • I love his set of steak knives.

  • very good acting!

  • hahahah good job man epic scene

  • 47 people didn't get to drink their coffee.

  • Good job man. -

  • Fuck yeah buddy, good work

    

  • Love the ending! Nice touch.

  • not going to lie, usually i find these things really cheesy and frankly, funny for all the wrong reasons. but this, this is fantastic. you're truly talented!

  • this is awesome. really good work

  • Fucking awesome job laughed my ass off

  • Ure great bro!

  • This is fucking fantastic.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL

    I can say it's his voice, look at some of the other vids

  • Oh you're american? for some reason I thought you were German. Do you speak German in one of your videos?

    Anyway, love the film, love the scene and love the re-enactment fantastic work as always

    COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS

  • its not "one more" its "all but one" isnt it?

  • I'll be honest with you, at first I said another son of a bitch doing crap ........ I clicked with the intention to change video and nothing ...... and started to watch your video from beginning to end ....... and guess what? you are fucking good! excellent, brilliant. my respects

  • You're so god damned good :D

  • Yayyy Cutco haha

  • I recognized those Cutco table knives right off. I used to sell those. Great knives and great performance.

  • Fantastic !!! You are just awesome

  • can you do dr. strangeloves final speech re-enactment?

  • This guy is good.

  • Very fun to watch and nice little addition at the end too... well done!

  • fantastic good

    

  • you sir, are my Hero.

  • CUTCO! should be #1 prize!

  • NICE !! That was way too fun watching.. Good job.

  • Sucked

  • beautiful.lol

  • Fucking fantastic!. Great work.

  • Brilliant. If I was just listening to it I'd find it hard not to assume it was Baldwin himself I was hearing.

  • Did you know that this scene was not in the original play GGGR? It was added to the script of the movie I suppose to make the film more attention grabbing. There are in fact more subtle scenes which, in my opinion, convey the essential message of the film ; an uncompromising indictment of 'savage capitalism' and the lack of ethics inherent in the sales business. Great rendition of the scene thanks for posting:)!!!!!!

  • Well done! Even sounded like Alec Baldwin. All the right camera angles, everything was great!

  • Great job, man. It takes a lot of work to reenact a scene that well

  • Your Lip sinc'ing skills are awesome.  Great work!

  • Great timing and rythm, almost flawless. Congrats!

  • You have great talent Brandon!

  • Awesome!!the delivery -impeccable!!hoping you'll be a success in the media/ad industry..

  • very nice :)

  • haha love the ending

  • Dude, I watched the original right before yours, and you were spot on! Nice!!!

  • fukin great man

  • /watch?v=hRHK7n6yOCw  LMAO!!

  • Brilliant.

  • those balls aint brass

  • That 's what the scene would have been like if Alec Baldwin had gotten sick and he'd been replaced by Paul Giamati .

    You should do a 'Pig Vomit' ( Paul Giamati's character's nickname ) scene from the movie ' Private Parts'.

    Who knows. Maybe Paul Giamati will get sick one day.

  • @westeightyone Comments are for closers.

  • Bravo!

  • Really cool, liked that you played all the characters.

  • that was brilliant!!!!!

  • Came here from The Onion, I loved this, I have to see the movie, and I of course had to sub.

  • BRASS BALLS

  • the way you said "second prize za set a steak knives"

    perfects

  • hahahahaha bang on !! great job !

  • And to top it off at the end! hahahah....ABC. Close! Ya damn fridge! Awesome.

  • Very good reenactment. You should be hired. There not closers.

  • very very good man!

  • Brilliant! Well done.

  • hey, isn't that guy with glasses the one on the american pie 7? what was his name again?

  • @liraria Kevin Spacey

  • this guy deserves the oscar that baldwin missed - rendition/voice freakin perfect!!!

  • My all time fav from that film. We used to re-enact this one at work,because I really used to BE a salesman in real estate.Good timing on the lines man. "Get the picture?"

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  • Tremendous!

  • Seriously, this was pretty damn good. Even the voice was right on. Very nice. Thumbs up.

  • you got some real talent dude! im actually amazed at how good this is!

  • Bravo sir, have you taken any professional acting classes, I bet you were in Drama through High School.

  • You got the raspy aspect of Baldwin's voice spot on.

  • This is really awesome man, keep up the good work :D

  • Dude! Fantastic! I wasn't expecting much but that was spot on!

  • i love how people are picking out the most specific aspects like one word he didn't say or the fact he left the door open lol.... testament to how much he fucking killed it

  • ok impersonation. not spot on though.

  • "whats your name"-"FUCK you"

  • Great reenactment. 8:01 you should leave open door:)

  • why does this show up for a search of "bayeux tapestry"?

  • you got Kevin Spacey's line wrong, it's "All but one" not "one more"

    Still a great job though haha

  • Nevermind the brilliant acting, how in the hell did he nail the voice that freaking perfectly?

  • awsome

    

  • I'm not gonna lie. I cracked up when he held up the steak knives. How does he keep such a straight face saying that holding up those knives? I gotta say, he did a great job, but I think these videos would be infinitely more hilarious if he always just had a set of silly props to use with complete seriousness.

  • Brilliant!

  • Ha ha awesome - you in even nailed Baldwins voice!! keep up the good work... like the scene when you lifted up the 'steak knives' lol

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  • Very good.

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  • well done .. lol

  • was ready to troll but this was good

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  • At first I thought this would suck but this dude did a great job. Mucho Credit!

  • i like that you didnt do an alec baldwin impersention.you gave it your own interpertation

  • haha great

  • This is awesome. Good work man.

  • : smokes caulk : Awesome open!

  • LOOOLL always be closing. Loved the end XDDD

  • this is amazing man!

  • Fuck i thought it was gonna be realy bad. Not bad at all.

    I have a request. Its my fav scene from GlenGarry (Ravadem Pattell scene) when pacino argues with spacey about the new leads.

  • Just watched the actual scene - you nailed this! Hilarious!! Get outta that basement!

  • This is great man! Good job!

  • best part is the end lol

  • can't wait to see your "brass balls" prop as I'm watching this.

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  • Yeah, i thought this would be wack, but this is great. Really like how its shot. This is excellent!

  • Wow, Wow, Wow,

    This guy is Unreal.

    Its very hard to play this part.

    Brandon is a real talent, he may not have all the right "connection" in hollywood, but he can act better than 90% of the "actors" in hollywood.

    Good Luck Brandon

  • Thanks for the inspiration dude.

    Check out the reenactment I did for a sales meeting based on this. Look it up @ Glengary Glenreed

  • very impressive

    

  • YESSSSSSS.....I wondered if you'd done this......love this fuckin movie.

    "FUCK YOU, THATS MY NAME."

  • great video and even greater movie....you don't like leave!

  • Impressive

  • This guy is a really good actor and I hope he makes it! I also respect the fact that he is honoring this incredible scene from one of the best films ever!

  • lol it's fucking perfect

  • why isn't this guy in hollywood yet!!!!

  • To a "T". Utterly Fantastic.

  • You are wonderful and I would like to see you do the part of Al Pacino when he

    yells on Spacey (Williamson) and says to him: you are supposed to help us....

    not to f.... us up

  • man ,you are WONDERFUL. I think this movie is the best in all the history of the cinema, and Baldwin deserves an Oscar for the speech. And you , deserve

    an opportunity in HOLLYWOOD . DON'T WASTE your time ... RIGHT NOW ...

    go to HOLLYWOOD , the brothers COEN or Woody Allen will SURELY give you

    an opportunity .

  • Very well done, sir.

    who disliked? fucking idiots.

  • Excellent! I look forward to your eventual career in theater/film/SNL/other form of performance: you do a much better job than most people that are professionally in the field. Superbly executed, spot-on impressions, amazing attention to detail down to Ed Harris's nervous twitchy smile and Baldwin's fleeting grin at the end of "have you made your decision for Christ?"

  • Knocked it out of the "park" man! Great job!

  • i really wanted to wtite something to slag you off but i cant. really good job. fair play to ya mate.

  • O.. M .. FFF G - you know... this is only my 2nd viewing of this guy's stuff (just watched Goodfellas).... but MAN, this dude's game is TIGHT! He is NAILING this shit! And oh.... 2:20 when he holds up those knives?? LMFAO!!!!!!! Loose ones straight outta his kitchen drawer = EPIC WIN!!

  • lol

  • Hilarious!! buddy u nailed it. Keep it up!!

  • Very good man. Obviously you put some thought into this and delivered a solid performance. I like your voice and like others pointed out you got good pacing and the nuances of the scene.

    One of my favourite scenes too. Mamet is genious and Baldwin's performance is like a punch in the stomach.What an ensemble and what a script, especially for Lemmon who once again could prove what a terriffic character actor he is. He blew me away in Missing and I'd have loved to watch him play Willy Loman!

  • Totally sceptical when I saw this piece. Surely this guy cant put across the correct physical presence or vicious gravitas so marvelously conveyed by Baldwin in his shortest and finest role. How wrong was I! You even capture Baldwins breathiness and some of his other vocalisms (and those of the other characters). What youve done with this scene really warms my heart; youve made a lot of people smile. Brilliant! Ignore the pointlessly insulting comments made by some contributors here.

  • the only thing missing from the dialog is "if you're not Closing - you're losing" or "you are either a closer or a loser" ..great job on a classic piece..

  • "all but one" from williamson

  • I was all ready to hate this, but you nailed it. I gotta give respect where respect is due.

  • @Dukeboy187 Hate to say it.. but I agree.. I could pick apart the production ...but this guy WAY over came that. Well Done Artie.

  • @Dukeboy187 Hate to say it.. but I agree.. I could pick apart the production ...but this guy WAY over came that. Well Done Artie. But the pink Kitchen sucks.. LOL..

  • I love how the whole thing is filmed in his mothers basement.

  • great fuckin job bro!

  • PUT...THAT COFFEE...DOWN! Coffee is for closers only! You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.

  • I am OCD when it comes to this movie, can probably recite it line for line, certainly this scene. the mistakes u made were so inconsequential that only the most anal person would quibble at them. and you captured the spirit of the scene perfectly! and this, coming from a guy that thinks they should never perform the play again because Levene died with Lemmon. GGR my favorite movie all time! Great fucking job! also, the reaction shots were spot on. i am black, so i could only play the cop.

  • Dude, you fucking KILLED it!

  • For a reenactment this was really really good. There were a lot of nuances in the original scene that you hit perfectly.

  • good job bud

  • What did you edit this with, awesome job,one of my all time favorite movies for selling and sales training, as well as acting.

  • This well done Dude!

  • Hey not bad at all! You even got the reaction shots

  • Always be closing!

    I liked it, good stuff.

  • motherfucker jew

  • Your mom says, "you can't curse like that is this house young man!"

  • one suggestion: move your upper face more. Dude you are awesome!

  • Hey, not bad. I thought to myself as I reluctantly clicked on the still, "This is gonna really suck." But you're pretty good. You've got Baldwin's voice down: the accent, the pacing. Tone and timbre aren't the same as Baldwin's, but not much you can do about that. Editing and camera angle are also good. 8/10.

  • Wow, Wow, Wow.,,,

    Congratulations. Excellent performance. I rate it 98%. Its almost perfect.

    - If you were on a professional set and had professional camera men, it would have been 100% perfect.

    - You are a natural born actor.

    I know for a fact that you will make it.