I need A Xalimo Song....

[pashun88]

Faqash.

[theeshitee]

29 dont need xalimo mye they need farax lol just kidding

[imgettingpaper12]

i need a dhilo until the day an dhinto. a buff chick who's sweet like vimto "

[imgettingpaper12]

sweet like malaab

[imgettingpaper12]

" tell her eat my guus just like its cuntoo " LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[nadimallstars]

yo jump of dis rap and concentrate on enterin jannah reall talk

[Gtownwestldn]

anyone know the instrumental?

[Ayan716]

WTF is dis shyt

[samiyra111]

wtf u u somali idiots get a life acuudubillha sida isku dhaama and read the holy quran and learn its meanings that can do u insted of saying i need a dhilo until the day i die is that something to wish for ,, ilaahay ka baqa ciyaalka hanaga fasahaadinina

[tilopslicer]

@samiyra111 this time ago samiyra so jam the hype and who u 2 judge?

[MrMtje]

sick



[ahassan5]

this is one of the best somali songs out and all you ungrateful cunts could do was hate. nobody cares about your feelings, just enjoy the song.

[ahassan5]

i need a xalimo! i need a dhilo until the day an dhinto!!! a buff chick thats sweet like vimto. DONT HATE.

[habalayo]

u guys need life thats waz up dirty mofo

[TheMoonahh]

i had enough of bariss iyo pasto we somalian need to leanr how to cook different other dishes ! and (canjero iyo caanbulo)DOnt count !

[yazzii989]

i don't understand half of it ........

[muna12222]

this is not funnyy why u dissing my name for....my brotha is taking the mic out of my name :( balaayo

[Somalivlogger]

WTH IS THIS? acuuthubillahhhhhhh omg

[06sstar]

niggga wallai yall mans is pure jokes...keep doin ya dizzle fuck dem haters ya dig....one

[ali1994194]

Funnny shit yoooowww...



[TheNassir6418]

illahi kaabso ux tuwbat ukaan 

[amalali14]

hahhahah this is helllaaa funny...shii i need a xalimo 2!!!

[TheMonahassan]

A very sick song hope none marries yu

[hassan951123]

she can eat my dick like it cuunto, tell her to put ketchup, mayonaise, haadhay raabto!!!!!, jheeze looooooooooool!

......fuck caadan and moodho, who u have seen is BALLAQ!!!!!! hahaha!!!

[hassan951123]

L

O

L,,,

LMFAOOOO, this song is funny!, guys it maybe disgusting but then focus on the fact the song aint bad. :L

[RockChick2471]

This song makes me sick:(

[DayaaamGirl]

AHAHAHAHAHA I NEED A DHILO UNTIL THE AAN DINTO AND SHE IS AS SWEET AS VIMTO AHAHAHHAHAA

[muniiam]

LMAO this is so wrong!

[MNATI20]

who is he kiddin he said i luv my xamar gurls they neva play tricks what the heck does that mean they have more tricks than the tricks in the circus

[MNATI20]

this is guy is gotta be kiddin me he said i love my xamar gurls dey neva play tricks who is he kiddin they have the trick dictionary in their house

[Bountylicious]

@MNATI20...... haha thats the most delusional part..... "love my Xamar girls they don't play tricks"...of course they don't they like saints...and its the reason Muqdisho is in peace. lmao fuckkingso delusional.

[ifuckmiihaters]

jheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez..­......old time tune wallahi....this was the one  back in the day......u can never get old of dis tune

[Somalivlogger]

@ifuckmiihaters Hey do you know the tune of that song, the somali one.

[qaadirowayne]

O.R.I.G.I.N.A.L. 

I NEED A XALLIMO TO COOK ME CUNTO

ISKU DHEX KARIS BARIIS IYO BAASTO LOOOOOOOOOLZ

YSS BIG UP U MANZ

[oggy06]

This is Shit....if ur gna disgrace us...ATLEAST make it good...ur all shet

[comareey]

He needs dhillo ma xumo, asxaabeey ha loogu duceeyo inoo dhillo arooso :D

[balzakkkkkkk]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Zoraabdulla]

yall are some lame fucks,,leave them alone! why are you even on here if your religious and whatnot? get the hell outta here!

[BboyRadz]

@Zoraabdulla Loool allie, why they on this page if there religious, i remmebr wen dis tune first came out had me creasiiin non stop

[MRbigcrunch]

No sir u dont`t need xalimo U NEED THE HOLY QURAN <3

[Maryoolay8210]

@MRbigcrunch

Said the one who listen's to music. You are no better, and if you were, you wouldn't judge, but give him an advice in a good way, instead of being arrogant...shidh fooqal shidh.

[MrMtje]

@MRbigcrunch

[zamiaosman]

I agree with u...U need the holy quran..You are right wallah he need the quran

[shire890]

NORTH WEST ALL DAY EVERYDAY

[Zoraabdulla]

Haha this song is hilarious! good job u guys.

[ummnufeyl]

frist these guys probably don't know wat a dhilo is cos u wont be havin her for ur self is like sayin i want a prostitue all my life wat da hell, even me as a woman i wouldn't her as a friend, forget bout cookin nd cleanin, even if the song suppose to be nasty they need to change certain words

[Destinay4lyf]

You need an.....education.

[Reqrezentin]

@Destinay4lyf

Straight up best comment.

[somalification]

@Destinay4lyf usheeg!

[mrscurvy123]

Actually its not ''mrs curvy'' thank you im actually not that derogative!!! Get IT? Its my initials n name broken down. (only an un educated arrogant person would say something like that.

Secondly I dont have time to entertain cyber arguments, its pathetic. May Allah guide u all!!!

[funkyfunky98]

WOOOOOOOW F'REEEAL?

[YASMINPHS]

it is just joke why is everyone taking it so serious. it isnt like these boys really want a dhilo till the day they die

all i gotta say is dont hate appreciate,

[Bountylicious]

OH I knew they are from Xamar typical just talk about your xamar girls if you wish just leave the rest of us out of it. I hope you die a painful death. go back to muqduisho they will teach you some manners there.

[Bountylicious]

"and I do feel hargiesa chicks and others that are mixed??

what's the meaning of this? There are no somaali tribes that are mixed. god save us. 

[Bountylicious]

Stop acting like blacks to all those Somali london guys especially NW. this goes to all the Somali guys anywhere. This black Ghetto thing is disgusting and pull your trousers up. This is how Somali guys behave in the UK, no friggin respect for their women and mums.

[abukar1414]

@Bountylicious lol wag1 with this racist

how do acts black

you little sharmuuto

[Bountylicious]

@abukar1414 shut the fuckk up, why did you reply to me. yes I ASKED FOR SOMALI boys to stop behaving like blacks. especially these NW London idiots, fucking ugly jamaican wannabes.

[abukar1414]

@Bountylicious warya sharmuuto stop your raciist talks

[Bountylicious]

@abukar1414 you know Im right. you're probably one of them judging by your language. typical.

[abukar1414]

@Bountylicious No. I don't know your right. One of what? lool may allah must'ann please guide you. You are a very lost child ukhti

[Bountylicious]

@abukar1414 of course I am lost, calling an educated and modest member of the fairer sex a dhilo. who has the same ethnicity and religion as you. hhmm. You need a reality check brother. you are talking about yourself when you mention being "lost". have respect.anyway sorry for the sake of Allah. God guide all the lost Somali boys and all of us everywhere.

[banoffthugliv]

if u r a fake somali fuck you, fuck all yoy, haters, this track is a bomb!!, dont pretend like sheikh and shit cuz u dont know shit bout a thang fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[faissa2]

@banoffthugliv Your embarrassing. . . SHUT UP.

[ahassan5]

fuck you fake sheikhs preaching here... fuck off if u dont like dis song. nobody asked u to listen to this song...... ITS A BIG TUNE...BIG UP YSS

[MegaAntimason]

@ahassan5 sorry mate, yss is off the game, they are going clean, listen to their new song,allie

[TheMizLovee]

EWWWOOO ! KETCHUP AND MAYO :S YOU GUYS ARE NASTYY !

AND YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE SOMALI GURLZ !

[DatCutieLikeMe]

PEOPLE WHO ARE BORN 2 RAP AND WHO KNOW PROPER ENGLISH, DONT EVEN SAY THE SHIT THAT YOUR SAYNG, SAY SUMMIN NICE, OR JUST .... SHUT UP.!

[ahassan5]

@DatCutieLikeMe not only did u listen to dis tune... u actually left a comment discrediting it. stop hating xalimo...

[sofiaabukar]

Hasz Any1 Got Da Lyricsz Too Diszz SONG !! ?

[TheYOUnited]

My friends made a remix of this but from a girls point of view LOL its hard truss its called i need a farax amma post it as a reply so watch it soon yeh =]

[GoofyBoa]

haha this song the shit haha

[mrscurvy123]

astaughfurillah

[MegaAntimason]

@mrscurvy123 astagfurillah? with a name like "mrs curvy", hypocrisy at its best

[fatima888islam]

u knwwww waaaat these guys are rediculous . They should think about their sisters while singing this songgg ,all girls are ur sisters so please u guys stop this type of songs shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tt::::::::::::!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conspiracyknowledge]

hahahahhahah this song is sick

[moonwhisperer101]

what makes you think girls want you guys , chaaaaaaaaaaaa bout dhilo till an dinto

--- naomiclark

[abdi14]

she had a deeper voice than me I thought she was nin (man). funny this lot.

[yourstereotype]

shame on you, this song is a disgrace, as well as you.

[amin4life]

I Need Dhilo Till The Day Aan Dinto A Buff Chick Thts Sweet Like Vimto Hahaha

[lvenick09]

this song is disgusting so derogatory. im a female somali, and this explains why my boyfriend is algerian HAH! go head unlike this hater.

[YumPlum206]

@lvenick09

I find this song disgusting too, and I am also a Somali woman, but you are an idiot of you think Somali men are all like this filth. If you prefer Algerian then say so, but dont say you date outside of Somalis because of a song on youtube or a gross generalisation.

[somali101]

@lvenick09 If you even cared about your own dignity and self respect, you wouldnt have a boyfriend. Its derogatory in our religion to have a boyfriend.....You are no better than these guys.

[mooooey123]

@lvenick09 having bf isnt haram???? but i guess its 21st century

[Nappy2Notez]

I NEED A XALIMO LOOL

[BIZZIB3ATZ]

fuck cadan and madow all thy have is seel balag

[hibahnuura]

i need faxah whos ganna eat my conto isku dax baris and pasto

i need a faxah whos ganna treat me like real lady .i need a faxah whos ganna stand up when he see me, i need a faxah who ain't afaid to please me

ineed a faxah whos ganna met my hooyo and abo.i don't need fish and chips i need a real faxah who knows wat i real women is worth. piss out yo al

[Somaliyad]

Coolest, Somali or Somali english rap tinggggggggggg..brap...big ups.

lol@when i tell ya wan ku jeclahay, been ban kugu guri hahaha jokes

[mryssmusic]

best somali english rap song by farr...../

[yones36]

tryied my best to dislike this tune..... BUT its just too lovely

[equally112]

officially 100,000 viewss

[bigchicken24]

KETCHUP AND MAYONNAISE! LMAO!

[19abdi91]

I need A Xalimo

[SoMa4lifeA]

any MALI hoesz here

I fuck them all

[Mrslimthugga]

loooool

hoooeesszz with timo on their checsts? gud daamn

iska daaf ba

mmh i love my somali chicks they da once i like acualy i like all em chicks

hoesz

[SouthWestLegend]

Loool this is a Classic!

[itsdatgoonblud]

i do not rate somalian girls in london bare loose dats why im off somalian chickz until im lookin 2 get married l8a on im only 16 :S

[windowgift]

YSS

[MoneyMajorA]

somali girls dnt have respect 4 themselves drinking n shit so dont defend them..the hijabis are not the 1 in the songs its the others

[somalifighta]

exactly sxb tell them i saw so many drunk xalimos in central london on new years

[somaligirl16]

London which side??..not all xalimos r doin shyt doe. istagfuaalah

[somalifighta]

all over london sis but your a young girl only 16 i persume so you probably dont know what im talking about

[somaligirl16]

you persume? plz im not 16 n i totally know wa ya talkin abt.

[somalifighta]

sorry lol i thought you was 16 because of your account name somaligirl"16"

[somaligirl16]

Disagree with you there. not all somali girls are like that.

[xmalibabex]

SO FUCKIN RUDE.. IS DAT HOW U WILL TREAT UR SOMALI GIRLS HUH U LOT R FUCKIN ASS WIPES....... dnt knw wat girl will go 4 u after dat song.....

[LightJehuety]

-____-

[MissSara456]

i think u have potential boys but in da future dont write things like this about ur somali sisters because this will actually make a none somali think that somali girls are all like dat xx

[nimcocali]

great kkkkkkkk

[bigchicken24]

HAHAHA disgusting eat my goose like its xunto

[choaskid12345]

WTF is diss bullshit...

wats wrong wit uu, how de fuk could uu say dat

[khuloud93]

staghfurullah yu hav noo shamee!! omg dis is how yu treat ur women!! y u representin somali brothers in dis way???...yu lot need 2 get lives insted o wastin ur tyme cumin up with dis crrapp

[MaRiiaN69]

LMFAO! THATS WACK.

[MotherFuckingBest]

BLUD.

Am i feeling it for the malis out der man wtf was u finking like man cumon ur wastin time how da fuck r u like promotin dis shit man silly niggers and spam me all u like cos U KNOW IM FUCKIN RITE.

and i AM making a point wer as u lot r wasting ur time making this shitt video go and blow ur self up and wha ever mutherfucker is makin excuses or is goin like" yeah yeah dats our malis bruv" ur no better then the ppl whu made dis video;get a life AND SUCK ON MY BALLS ALONG THE WAY!

[pimpiliosious]

WOW what point are you trying to proof? you made no clear no sense, plus why are you hatin? i don't get it, why are you watching it if your hatin???

[hypa2k9]

dis track is goin dwn in history !!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[jallas]

They SOMALILANDER Jamaicans

[Ryk1348]

wtf have somliland to do whit this fuckin XAAZIIIID

[makeitrain3]

Did he just said: I need Dhilo till the day aan dinto ?? omg.. what the´fuck its wrong with those mother fucker, and they shouldnt even call themself 4 somalians. Now I feel embarrassed to be Somalian justify them !! PLEASE STOP making those songs, they aint that hot, and if you really want to sing, then sing about something that gives a sense ,

[LotBountyHunter]

that was in they younger days now they matured and make conscience songs and talk about imported subjects

LOOK OUT FOR ABSHIR MIXTAPE LAST OF MY DAMBIIS OUT AFTER RAMADAN

[MiszChoco]

TELLLLLLLL EM'

[delicious195]

@makeitrain3 it's just joke dont have a heart attack ..ceeil balaq,,LOL

[Reqrezentin]

@makeitrain3

You should be embarrassed about your writing if you need to be embarrassed at all.

There is no such thing as "Somalian", it's called Somali.

Fucking idiot.

[shire890]

@makeitrain3 stop hating

[babyiluuvU]

SKEEEN ITS ABOUT SOUF EAST

[astoniish]

Itszz All Bwtt Norff Westtt .. All Daii Evriidaiii Dunooo...x <3 Astoniish..

[akthes405]

fuck u i hope u die slowly u sick mothafucker

[chocojunky]

cadubillah o..O

[raaxeey7]

kkkkkkk nakhooy.....

[fahadski]

Lool daamn shiit he can't even rap this fat ass nigga!!! keep u ass up nigga.................

[ttroublezz1]

LOOOOOOL!

[raaxeey7]

nice...................

[yungamali2k7]

' I NEED DHILO '

LOOOOOOOOOL

LMAOF...!

[redrocket416]

yo if u dont like this song get off it

all i got 2 say is ABAyo go DOWN LOW low

[LadyLicous123]

this song is so ridicilous its unbelievable

do you lot even no how dumb you sound

you call ur self somalians , plzz, if ur gonna talk that kind of filth dont class ur slef as somalians

iditos

disgracing ur slefs as well as us

foools

[Niisa0912]

LOL this song is soo stupid that its halarious walahi looooool

[smalirose08]

tell her eat my guska like its cuunto, she can put ketchup, mayonaise hadyee rabtooo...LMAFO!!

[samimjan]

sida danyerkan kgufuli

[kuryeeri12]

Good

[CooleyCool2009]

plz dont talk bout paki and dats a disgrace 2 pakistani ppl

[Kuuloo]

i just need cute chick aan wada fuulno.....

[qaadiirii]

i luv dis song so much go y.$.$ $omali

[HannaOmarii]

I NEED A FARAX HAHAH SAY NO MORE.

[amihum]

fucked up

[amihum]

you forget you fresh from Gaalkacyo...lmao fuck rap stars these are dutty tramps. born in somalia the ones who jump up and down when they hear they got a visa they are going to urob! KIBIR!! then come over here and get to know.. first they learn english

at the end of the day they are the biggest losers!!

obviously it takes a faarax to know a xalimo. dont mean to offend people unless you have just made fucked up comments like this.

[boosteyonice]

i lyk diz song

[sirad9]

i like

[ahassan5]

sick tune. 6 stars!

its a very sweet song. i rate them. yss was nomad radio recently.

[nazzilazzi]

looooool that shit was hella funny! it was disgusting but props my niggs!looooool

[gulobsta]

check out the somali rap game in atl:

THIRD WORLD- IN DA HOOD

[viim90]

Wow what perverted, retarded, assholes these men are. I hope to god these men turn on eachother rather than play some innocent girls.

[hotymusti1]

(xaliiimo) dhillo hoyoodaa ba aah..

[zipzap2k9]

peng song mann you keep it up buh the way you talk bout our women its degrading to your own sisters and even your own mum!

buh ova wise sick song!

[ladycadaan]

sik song man laghuin ma head off all the way

but its not nice lstint to hw ur tlk bout us

[ramo07976214572]

bangin song sooooooooo jokesss looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[esterngal]

dis iz hillarius i just love it plz make more songz lyk dis and

BIG UP SOMALIA!!!!!

[anebjjj]

i have to sai dis song is jokesssssssss

n to all dem somali gals dat fid this offensive

get ovaaaa itttt

i have to sai its funni n i dont find it ofensive at all keep doin ur fing :)

[xamargyal25]

DIS SONG IS JOWKKKS....RAAHHHTIDD

[henaayan]

no respect 4 somali galz wot so evea

u lot hve not got sisters by da sound of it

wallliah so shame full n u go on road start movin 2 mali tingz n den hollywood goez n spitz a slow jam abut dis ex den he spitz dis skeeeeeen

mali boiz need 2 fix up

FUCKED UP TUNE