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  • i will all fifght for good people liike jeffery feiger i am on the side of good inocent victoms who hhave been wrongfully convicted and falsely accused and falsely prosicuited for crimes that thay did commit i stongly urge all inocent victoms to lobby the right polatians and lobby all the right lawyers to paass brand new bills to protect and defend inocent people from all unfare treatment by police that punish good and reward evil

  • all inocent victoms who have been unfarely treated and falsely acccused and raceialy profiled by the police and the tsa air port police all inocent victoms should all lobby the right pollaticians and lawyers to pass a bbrand bill to protect and defend  the inocent victoms from all unfare treatment by over zealius police police who nothing better to thann mistreat good people and reward bad people

  • Where is the video were they say "you can suck on my tolberone"

  • I had two USBP officers giving me attitube because i had an Obama sticker on my care when i was exiting the US.

  • Are you bringing any Communist ideas with you, like single payer health care, relations with Cuba, peace, order, or good government?

    Do you use Metric?

    Do you spell flavor, color, and neighbor with a u?

    And most importantly, do you like Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell, or Rush?

    If you even stopped to think about answering, let alone answering yes to any of those questions, you will not be permitted to enter the United States. We don't do thinking here.

  • racist fucks not everyone from the mddle~east is a fucking terrorist. Like WTF since my last name is Haddad does that mean im a terrorist? fuck you George bush you fuckin assfuck I hope you die soon

  • the US is a place people go to commit crimes legally...

  • The US is a place to travel and Canada is a place to live.

  • @sagi4427 Absolutely.

  • RIP Roger Abbott

  • If people are so annoyed by the borders than they need to vote for deeper integration because if they don't the borders aren't going to open up.

  • canada>usa

  • "We use gloves NOW!"

    The video overall was pretty funny, but that last line made me laugh the hardest.

  • US CBP is the dumbest, most racist border agency ever

  • @IOWNplaysetman True... but lets try to come out of shits like this dignified, for the sake of Americans everywhere, eh?

  • @IOWNplaysetman You should have got the message when he put "My studies have shown" on his comments. This means:

    A) He is being a sarcastic dick.

    B) He is being a dick.

    Either way, it looks better if you just laugh it off.

  • @IOWNplaysetman you love my Canadian flag burning video :)

  • @IOWNplaysetman My studies have shown a whopping 66% of Canadians are obese, which makes Canada the country with the fattest population. Studies have also shown 84% of Canadians are ugly and stupid.

  • @IOWNplaysetman You just jealous because you stuck in an inferior country like Canada. Like I said when I was fucking your mother mother a few days ago, then I put a Canada Sucks sticker on your mothers fat ass. lol

  • @smashingchap dont listen to this troll fag smashingchap.. he has some troll fetish with Canada, hes just a dumb ass redneck yank. Please troll boy get an education.. waiting for your troll comment ....

  • This show is an embarrassment.

  • Even as American citizen I find that the Canadian Border Patrol are much more friendly than the American Border Patrol. I would visit Canada more often, but coming back to the United States is actually somewhat intimidating. Still, I go over to Windsor about 6 to 10 times a year. Michigan loves its Canadian neighbors!

  • My friend had her oranges confiscated when she crossed the border with her family.

    :I

  • It's pretty sad that this kind of "humor" is possible today. Is sad because what makes it "funny" is that it accurately depict the TRUTH.

    America is lost...

  • Oscar Wilde when asked at NY Customs if he had anything to declare answered: Only my genius.

  • Lol @ how AmeriCUNTS call canadians dumb without even realizing that this is what they are known for and what 99,8% of the world hate americans - retardedness and ignorance

  • That was hilarious!!!!! Love Air Farce!!!

  • @smashingchap LOL. You sure? Only an American would turn away customers.

  • @magical11 I want all you Canadians to stay out of USA...we don't want you.

  • @smashingchap last time i checked, traffic was not one way.

  • @smashingchap Dont worry we dont want to stay for longer than a week, after that we'll start gaining weight and become stupid.

  • @ShaaneSC Start gaining weight ? You Canadians are fat pieces of shit when you cross the border, how the fuck could you gain more weight ? lol

  • @smashingchap Good one pal, the US is the fattest country in the world. Look it up.

  • @ShaaneSC I did look it up, at studies clearly state Canadians are the most obese ugly people on earth. You Canadians are a rather inferior race of people.

  • @smashingchap so Canada is a race of people, wow i didn't know that, is American a race of people lol i think you need to learn what "race" means. Moron. Please get educated.....

  • @smashingchap

    not a true story. that was taken from gran torino. fag.

  • Definitely true!

  • Don't taze me bro! Zzzzztt!!!!

  • Most Americans are pretty nice but the American border police are complete dicks. Someone needs to teach them public relations.

  • No shit. But the USA Rocks So does Canada but they're border police are the same too.

  • The US border guys at the Sumas WA / Abbotsford BC crossing are assholes. What's with the attitude? Are they all like this? They basically try to discourage people from going to the U.S.

  • Try the Windsor/Detroit border; boy, they tore me to shreds co'z they thought I was some terrorist they had on their watch list. They're probably ex-military servicemen who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder; or just power tripping assholes who always have a bad day and can't wait to pounce on sheepish law abiding citizens.

  • I'd say your second answer. I just keep my mouth shut and smile because I don't feel like going inside and sitting there for an hour while they try to figure out if I'm trying to start a Jihad or something.

  • we use gloves now! LMAO

  • the thing i said earlier... maybe they were being safe... which country did 9/11 happen in?

  • canadians are boneheads??? ever heard of free healthcare???probably not...

  • We are a white British family and returned from a holiday today to Ontario. My children wanted to visit the US for an afternoon on a bridge they saw between Toronto and Montreal-.I have never been so humiliated in my life. The US took photographs of all of us and took fingerprints in a public area of everyone apart from the boy. They removed our passports and searched our hire car in our absence.We had to pay money for this privilidge. We will never visit the us again- but Canadians are nice

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  • I'm Canadian and visited the U.S. through the Detroit border in 2007; they had mistaken me for someone in their watch list; they treated me like shit in there and I had to be really calm and nice about the whole thing so as not to give them any reason to shove a baton up my ass. I understood that maybe they treat foreigners like this, but boy, there were Americans in there treated just as worse.

  • amartinjoe-well for your info -during our "interogation" on the US frontier -the guards "slagged off" (critisised ) Canada openly ,in front of us and other Canadians and US waiting to cross.They implied ,among other things, you were unable to protect your borders properly.

  • That's fine; they're just sore that the 9/11 terrorists didn't come from Canada but from Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Sudan etc. Of course they make a mockery of Canadians; America doesn't like it when they're on the losing end; they preach Capitalism worldwide but when they come up against countries that are more efficient and more profitable than they are, they sulk and whine. They don't like it when foreigners come to their country, but barge into other countries like bullies. Some disparity.

  • Uhm. That sounded normal though.

  • Americans tore my truck apart at the border, I had nothing

  • Over 1/2 of the players in the NHL are Canadian.

    52.3% to be exact. And they happen to be most of the best players.

  • I hate US customs, they're dick heads

  • They are now, anyhow, coming from Canada. Airports, no big deal. Calais, ME was the worst.

  • Not to mention Port Huron, MI...going OUT!!!!

  • @CanadaForce I think vast majority of Americans who travel overseas would agree with that. You gotta hand it to them, they manage to piss off just about anybody.

  • Why can't Canadian teams win Stanley Cup ?

  • because all the Canadian players play for the US teams

  • Well then who plays for Canadian teams ?

  • Canadains also but theres more American teams so it really is Canadian teams because of the Nationality of the players not the city and the American cities have 4:1 odds (30 teams 24 american 6 canadian 24/6 = 4/1)

  • why cant US beat Canadians in International Hockey Games?

  • LOL there are like what 6 canadian teams in NHL and like 999999 american teams, it'd be a shame to america if canadian teams won it.

    Besides, NHL's not international teams playing together, so you cant judge a country's strength

  • because Canada is a country and Stanley Cup is for teams, not countries

  • Considering that most players on the American teams are Canadians, this argument is moot.

  • You have no knowledge for hockey....

  • @smashingchap ya youre an idiot

  • LOL you win? You America owned teams. Why do you look at the rosters and see where the majority of the hockey players are from. Nice try though. Don't worry you're better at our other games, basketball and baseball.

  • You mean*

  • lol ops I'm a little late,

  • Its funny the best Canadian players refuse to play for Canadian teams. lol

  • No its just that not a lot of Americans make the NHL teams so the Canadians have to fill them up.

  • I don't think you understand, the majority of ALL NHL teams are Canadian players.

  • I don't think you understand talented Canadians get out of Canada as fast as they can.

  • Really? which ones?

  • Dude, Smashingchap is full of shit. Don't listen to him.

  • Canadian teams always got owned bu American teams. apparently

  • Getting into canada is more screwed up trust me... >_> stay the hell away from the alberta boarder and if you really want to go take a plane

  • US Customs at the Houlton, ME/Woodstock NB borsder crossing was a real pain in the butt. The canadian customs agents were a lot friendlier and took a lot less time to inspect vehicles than the US agents.

  • Man, this is about as annoying as going through US customs...

  • What I mean is that this skit not only shows the annoyance of crossing the border, but also the annoyance of getting through US customs.

  • It was a good show in its prime...its gone downhill.

  • sorry, we didnt mean to offend you American Rednecks

  • I'd also point out the fact that they're talking about Texas A&M, probably the most insane school period. You'll find entire websites dedicated it "aggi" traditions, and only the wierd ones.

  • Typical American, can't handle jokes about themselves.

  • Mike Myers and Jim Carrey, etc...are Canadian. I guess they're dry too.  Eh?

  • I guess they're funny if your comedic taste is goofy faces and wise cracks.

  • Mm hmm and American shows are so much more intelligent comedy? Your kidding right.

  • You we're retarded a year ago.

  • ''We use gloves now'' LMAO

  • The liberals in Canada are so funny because they are so hypocritical. The funny thing there is nothing wrong with racial profiling. It happens in Canada all the time. Keeps us safe.

  • USA won the Beijing Olympics with 110 medals....China was a close second with 100 medals.

    As for Canada, the Canadians are simply insignificant on the world stage.

  • How do you figure that? We are part of the G8, which makes us one of the eight more powerful countries in the World. Sure we don't have the power the US, UK etc. have, but we are significant.

  • looks like I'm not the only one putting you in your place, please sit down.

  • well stated, short and simple and to the point.

  • with a population that is ten times that of canada, obviously the US would have more medals.. i dont see what ur trying to prove

  • you hate people because they are pasty white. That makes you a big bigot. You bunch of homophobes

  • As for the Stanley Cup Trophy...they should rename it the USA cup trophy. Since the USA has won the Stanley Cup every year for the past 15 years...it's clear Canada is no longer capable of winning it back. "ha ha ha ha"

  • yeah dont forget 90 percent of hocky players on american teams are canadian we should rename all american hocky teams to canadian team names

  • One more thing I dislike about Canadians, is they all so pasty white. Canada needs more people of color....half the reason Canada has such a reputation of being boring, is because of the lily white Canadian population.

  • im candain and im rly dark..,.

    so wtf??

    rasist much??

  • obviously uve never been to toronto.

    30% of the city i live in is Chinese.

  • You right about Toronto...the Chinese run that city now. I was in Toronto last November, I walked around all day and never saw any white people...only Chinese.

    The only white Canadians I saw in Toronto, were bums begging on the street.

  • wtf?

    Canada is the most diverse country in the World.

  • most diverse? wow, just wow.

  • I have some numbers for you. Here is the percentage for Canada's ethnic groups. European - 66% Native - 2% Other - 6% Mixed - 26% And USA White - 80% African American - 12% Asian - 4% Native - 1% Hispanic or Latino - 15% Mixed - 2% I got my information from the CIA World Factbook, you can check it if you like. What do you have to say about that? I'd say more, but I'm running out of characters.
  • Your percentages don't exactly add up.

  • Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice it. It must be a error on the World Factbook, I assume they mean 70% of Americans are white. That's the number I found in a US census document, so it's probably right.

  • Way to do our homework, a big part you missed is that the "mixed" part of canada is represented in one or two provinces mainly. It is predicted that over 60% of America will be non-white in 30 years.

    Nice try, better luck next time.

  • You forgot to mention that most of Canada's population is in those same two provinces. So it makes sense that they are the most racially diverse.

    It doesn't really matter what the US or Canada will look like in thirty years. You never actually answer to anything I say, you just come back with something else.

    I wouldn't be mad at you if you didn't attack Canada for no reason first. I'd never do that to the US or any other country.

  • well, bud, that's the point of an "argument" which you are involved in as well.

    The only argument i have, which is absolutely legitimate, is that Canada doesn't light a flippin' candle to the United States in athletics. How this got to a talk about race is beyond me but it doesn't matter considering both countries are melting pots, but it's not nearly as one-sided as you think.

    US > Canada.

  • I can agree with you on everything except the last line. I don't mind you saying that though because I would probably do the same for Canada.

    I think someone said something about Canada not being very diverse, I don't even think it was you originally. And the US is very diverse, I was simply trying to prove Canada is as well.

  • I'll drink to that

  • I won't because I'm underage. I'll go watch some NCAA Football though. :)

  • who you follow

  • I don't follow any that close, I prefer NFL and CFL. Michigan State is my favourite. I get the Detroit local TV stations where I live so I hear lots about them. you?

  • Minnesota and Texas A & M

  • I figured you may follow Minnesota.

    I think this would be proof that sports can help solve problems.

  • what you mean

  • We were arguing about which country is better. Now we are talking about sports.

    I don't know if you have ever heard the story. But there was a young hockey team who came to Quebec just after the Iraq War started, their bus got stoned by people who hate Bush. They said they wouldn't come back. A 14 year old from where I live decided it was his job to get them to come back to play in a "friendship" event. Where there wouldn't be any actual teams. It took him a lot of work but he got them to come.

  • Right on

  • umm, we invented hockey... and how the fuck is canada a melting pot? get your facts straight, idiot

  • Aww these Americans r gettijng pissed off cuz Canadians rule yo ass biatch!!!

  • We won 18 medals. Second most ever in a non-boycotted games. Last I checked the US lost to the Chinese in the medal count. What does the Olympics even have to do with this?

    Americans wonder why the rest of the world looks down on them, it's because of people like you.

  • lol get over yourself.

    18 medals (round of applause). Canadians talk just as much trash so don't be callin' the kettle black bud.

    And crunch your numbers again, Americans had 10 more medals then China.

    Thanks for playing.

  • China had more Gold Medals than the US. This is how the rest of the world counts it. I really don't want to argue this with an American again.

  • You are just ignorant, why do you think China had more gold???? It was in BEJING!!! It's no secret America has the BEST athletes in the world. Don't lie to yourself kid.

  • I didn't say the US doesn't have the best athletes in the World. They do. You should stop assuming what I think. China still won more Gold Medals at the Olympics though.

  • Yes and we all know why, because China hosted the games! Anybody will tell you they had an advantage.

  • americans kik r ass in sports i agree but other than that we really are pretty much the same like standard of living and things like that

  • umm HOCKEY!

  • Just about every winter sport canadians are better then americans.

  • Really? It gets pretty hot up here from May to late September. Sometimes 90 degrees in the heat of summer.

  • what part you from? it is regularily like 80 to 95 in july in alberta... sometimes 100 :(

  • @M4DDUX Yeah. Google 'Kelowna, BC'. BURN.

  • @M4DDUX just pay no attention to the pitiful low life troll

  • It's people like you that show up at the border in July with skis and a parka. Maybe you'd like to see our national igloo.

  • Actually here in Ottawa Canada it gets up to 30-40 degrees celcius witch is around 100 farienheit learn your facts, Its not a snow arctic land 24/7

  • i know i was being sarcastic

  • Im from ottawa too, Crazy extremes. I remeber a couple years ago it was 48 degrees celcius.

  • I remember that day, it was so hot, 48 with humidex, i cood bearly breath outside

  • My and my buddy sat in is vw jetta which had been sitting all day with the doors closed, we almost died after a minute :P

  • HAHA lol LMAO, and people sya Canada is cold. That day I stayed at home, then ran to my pool, cause the ground was so hot, and the whole day, I was swimming in my pool. Cant wait till summer

  • This is a great joke about Canadian women.

    What is the definition of a well dressed Canadian woman ?

    Answer : A Canadian women with fiver different flannel shirts. "ha ha ha ha ha"

  • I laugh at those dumb ass Canadians with the Canadian flag on their back packs....OMG what nerds. Those are the same Canadians that wear fanny packs. Also, the reason all the better Canadian players play for American NHL teams....is because Canada breeds loser teams. The NHL cities in the USA have the winning formula. I know this, the stanley cup will never be won by a Canadian NHL team again. Thats because, Canadians are losers. "lol"

  • Lol at least we can wear our flags on our back-packs. Plus Americans always say there Canadian when they travel.

  • That's a lie, we all know freakin' Canada bows down to the States.

  • Screw that. Your country might have huge influence in ours, but you do no control the people you ignorant fuck. Don't even try to say your better than us.All you guys do is bitch about racism.

  • You ignorant, racist, redneck Americans need to shut up. You're an embarrassment to the rest of us more educated Americans who know there's a world outside our own back yard. The majority of NHL players are Canadian and European. American teams are comprised of mostly non-Americans. Don't believe me, look it up! When was the last time the US Olympic Hockey team beat the Canadians, or the Europeans? Or the RUSSIANS???......... Back on topic, this is a great video. Peace from the USA.

  • It's nice to see comments from Americans like you. =P Everyone needs to stop thinking they're better than others.

  • No way, the Stanley Cup will never again leave the USA. Canadian NHL teams are just too poor and pathetic to win it back. The funny thing is most Americans could care less about the Stanley Cup. I just think it's funny the way dumb ass Canadians want the Stanley Cup back in Canada so bad....yet they lack the teams to win it back.

  • LMAO how do you think all these american teams win the stanley cup? CANADIAN PLAYERS. If the canadian players were to play only in canada you wouldn't be responding to these comments.

  • American Teams may win the Stanley cup but thats also because half the Canadians are on American Teams

  • I promise you... eventually a Canadian Team will win the Stanley Cup - its just a matter of time. Its a Canadian Sport, a lot more popular here then in the States I can tell ya. No American Teams have a history of Stanley Cups more than the Montreal Canadians - history is bound to repeat itelf.

  • All United States team in the NHL are also mostly Canadian players.

  • True. Interesting as well that most CFL players are from the US.

  • The Montreal canadians won more than 25 of em... thats more than any other team in the league :)

  • Why can't Canada win the Stanley cup ? "lol"

  • I think "smashingchap" should not be allowed in Canada if all hes goin