i will all fifght for good people liike jeffery feiger i am on the side of good inocent victoms who hhave been wrongfully convicted and falsely accused and falsely prosicuited for crimes that thay did commit i stongly urge all inocent victoms to lobby the right polatians and lobby all the right lawyers to paass brand new bills to protect and defend inocent people from all unfare treatment by police that punish good and reward evil
all inocent victoms who have been unfarely treated and falsely acccused and raceialy profiled by the police and the tsa air port police all inocent victoms should all lobby the right pollaticians and lawyers to pass a bbrand bill to protect and defend the inocent victoms from all unfare treatment by over zealius police police who nothing better to thann mistreat good people and reward bad people
Are you bringing any Communist ideas with you, like single payer health care, relations with Cuba, peace, order, or good government?
Do you use Metric?
Do you spell flavor, color, and neighbor with a u?
And most importantly, do you like Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell, or Rush?
If you even stopped to think about answering, let alone answering yes to any of those questions, you will not be permitted to enter the United States. We don't do thinking here.
racist fucks not everyone from the mddle~east is a fucking terrorist. Like WTF since my last name is Haddad does that mean im a terrorist? fuck you George bush you fuckin assfuck I hope you die soon
@IOWNplaysetman My studies have shown a whopping 66% of Canadians are obese, which makes Canada the country with the fattest population. Studies have also shown 84% of Canadians are ugly and stupid.
@IOWNplaysetman You just jealous because you stuck in an inferior country like Canada. Like I said when I was fucking your mother mother a few days ago, then I put a Canada Sucks sticker on your mothers fat ass. lol
@smashingchap dont listen to this troll fag smashingchap.. he has some troll fetish with Canada, hes just a dumb ass redneck yank. Please troll boy get an education.. waiting for your troll comment ....
Even as American citizen I find that the Canadian Border Patrol are much more friendly than the American Border Patrol. I would visit Canada more often, but coming back to the United States is actually somewhat intimidating. Still, I go over to Windsor about 6 to 10 times a year. Michigan loves its Canadian neighbors!
Lol @ how AmeriCUNTS call canadians dumb without even realizing that this is what they are known for and what 99,8% of the world hate americans - retardedness and ignorance
Three dumb ass Canadians walk in an American tavern and ask the bartender for a drink, the American bartender looks up and says....GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !
@ShaaneSC I did look it up, at studies clearly state Canadians are the most obese ugly people on earth. You Canadians are a rather inferior race of people.
@smashingchap so Canada is a race of people, wow i didn't know that, is American a race of people lol i think you need to learn what "race" means. Moron. Please get educated.....
The US border guys at the Sumas WA / Abbotsford BC crossing are assholes. What's with the attitude? Are they all like this? They basically try to discourage people from going to the U.S.
Try the Windsor/Detroit border; boy, they tore me to shreds co'z they thought I was some terrorist they had on their watch list. They're probably ex-military servicemen who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder; or just power tripping assholes who always have a bad day and can't wait to pounce on sheepish law abiding citizens.
I'd say your second answer. I just keep my mouth shut and smile because I don't feel like going inside and sitting there for an hour while they try to figure out if I'm trying to start a Jihad or something.
We are a white British family and returned from a holiday today to Ontario. My children wanted to visit the US for an afternoon on a bridge they saw between Toronto and Montreal-.I have never been so humiliated in my life. The US took photographs of all of us and took fingerprints in a public area of everyone apart from the boy. They removed our passports and searched our hire car in our absence.We had to pay money for this privilidge. We will never visit the us again- but Canadians are nice
I'm Canadian and visited the U.S. through the Detroit border in 2007; they had mistaken me for someone in their watch list; they treated me like shit in there and I had to be really calm and nice about the whole thing so as not to give them any reason to shove a baton up my ass. I understood that maybe they treat foreigners like this, but boy, there were Americans in there treated just as worse.
amartinjoe-well for your info -during our "interogation" on the US frontier -the guards "slagged off" (critisised ) Canada openly ,in front of us and other Canadians and US waiting to cross.They implied ,among other things, you were unable to protect your borders properly.
That's fine; they're just sore that the 9/11 terrorists didn't come from Canada but from Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Sudan etc. Of course they make a mockery of Canadians; America doesn't like it when they're on the losing end; they preach Capitalism worldwide but when they come up against countries that are more efficient and more profitable than they are, they sulk and whine. They don't like it when foreigners come to their country, but barge into other countries like bullies. Some disparity.
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I recently just went to Canada to see a mueseum through the Windsor/Detroit tunnel. They (Canadian border patrol) searched my moms van like there was crack in it, held me for an hour in customs and immigration and sent me back on suspicion I was trying to kidnap my brother! So they can talk. The US guy was actually friendly that day! With Canada, I never meet more ignorant boneheads in my life!
@CanadaForce I think vast majority of Americans who travel overseas would agree with that. You gotta hand it to them, they manage to piss off just about anybody.
Canadains also but theres more American teams so it really is Canadian teams because of the Nationality of the players not the city and the American cities have 4:1 odds (30 teams 24 american 6 canadian 24/6 = 4/1)
LOL you win? You America owned teams. Why do you look at the rosters and see where the majority of the hockey players are from. Nice try though. Don't worry you're better at our other games, basketball and baseball.
US Customs at the Houlton, ME/Woodstock NB borsder crossing was a real pain in the butt. The canadian customs agents were a lot friendlier and took a lot less time to inspect vehicles than the US agents.
I'd also point out the fact that they're talking about Texas A&M, probably the most insane school period. You'll find entire websites dedicated it "aggi" traditions, and only the wierd ones.
The liberals in Canada are so funny because they are so hypocritical. The funny thing there is nothing wrong with racial profiling. It happens in Canada all the time. Keeps us safe.
How do you figure that? We are part of the G8, which makes us one of the eight more powerful countries in the World. Sure we don't have the power the US, UK etc. have, but we are significant.
As for the Stanley Cup Trophy...they should rename it the USA cup trophy. Since the USA has won the Stanley Cup every year for the past 15 years...it's clear Canada is no longer capable of winning it back. "ha ha ha ha"
One more thing I dislike about Canadians, is they all so pasty white. Canada needs more people of color....half the reason Canada has such a reputation of being boring, is because of the lily white Canadian population.
You right about Toronto...the Chinese run that city now. I was in Toronto last November, I walked around all day and never saw any white people...only Chinese.
The only white Canadians I saw in Toronto, were bums begging on the street.
I have some numbers for you. Here is the percentage for Canada's ethnic groups. European - 66% Native - 2% Other - 6% Mixed - 26% And USA White - 80% African American - 12% Asian - 4% Native - 1% Hispanic or Latino - 15% Mixed - 2% I got my information from the CIA World Factbook, you can check it if you like. What do you have to say about that? I'd say more, but I'm running out of characters.
Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice it. It must be a error on the World Factbook, I assume they mean 70% of Americans are white. That's the number I found in a US census document, so it's probably right.
Way to do our homework, a big part you missed is that the "mixed" part of canada is represented in one or two provinces mainly. It is predicted that over 60% of America will be non-white in 30 years.
You forgot to mention that most of Canada's population is in those same two provinces. So it makes sense that they are the most racially diverse.
It doesn't really matter what the US or Canada will look like in thirty years. You never actually answer to anything I say, you just come back with something else.
I wouldn't be mad at you if you didn't attack Canada for no reason first. I'd never do that to the US or any other country.
well, bud, that's the point of an "argument" which you are involved in as well.
The only argument i have, which is absolutely legitimate, is that Canada doesn't light a flippin' candle to the United States in athletics. How this got to a talk about race is beyond me but it doesn't matter considering both countries are melting pots, but it's not nearly as one-sided as you think.
I can agree with you on everything except the last line. I don't mind you saying that though because I would probably do the same for Canada.
I think someone said something about Canada not being very diverse, I don't even think it was you originally. And the US is very diverse, I was simply trying to prove Canada is as well.
I don't follow any that close, I prefer NFL and CFL. Michigan State is my favourite. I get the Detroit local TV stations where I live so I hear lots about them. you?
We were arguing about which country is better. Now we are talking about sports.
I don't know if you have ever heard the story. But there was a young hockey team who came to Quebec just after the Iraq War started, their bus got stoned by people who hate Bush. They said they wouldn't come back. A 14 year old from where I live decided it was his job to get them to come back to play in a "friendship" event. Where there wouldn't be any actual teams. It took him a lot of work but he got them to come.
We won 18 medals. Second most ever in a non-boycotted games. Last I checked the US lost to the Chinese in the medal count. What does the Olympics even have to do with this?
Americans wonder why the rest of the world looks down on them, it's because of people like you.
You are just ignorant, why do you think China had more gold???? It was in BEJING!!! It's no secret America has the BEST athletes in the world. Don't lie to yourself kid.
I didn't say the US doesn't have the best athletes in the World. They do. You should stop assuming what I think. China still won more Gold Medals at the Olympics though.
HAHA lol LMAO, and people sya Canada is cold. That day I stayed at home, then ran to my pool, cause the ground was so hot, and the whole day, I was swimming in my pool. Cant wait till summer
I laugh at those dumb ass Canadians with the Canadian flag on their back packs....OMG what nerds. Those are the same Canadians that wear fanny packs. Also, the reason all the better Canadian players play for American NHL teams....is because Canada breeds loser teams. The NHL cities in the USA have the winning formula. I know this, the stanley cup will never be won by a Canadian NHL team again. Thats because, Canadians are losers. "lol"
Screw that. Your country might have huge influence in ours, but you do no control the people you ignorant fuck. Don't even try to say your better than us.All you guys do is bitch about racism.
You ignorant, racist, redneck Americans need to shut up. You're an embarrassment to the rest of us more educated Americans who know there's a world outside our own back yard. The majority of NHL players are Canadian and European. American teams are comprised of mostly non-Americans. Don't believe me, look it up! When was the last time the US Olympic Hockey team beat the Canadians, or the Europeans? Or the RUSSIANS???......... Back on topic, this is a great video. Peace from the USA.
No way, the Stanley Cup will never again leave the USA. Canadian NHL teams are just too poor and pathetic to win it back. The funny thing is most Americans could care less about the Stanley Cup. I just think it's funny the way dumb ass Canadians want the Stanley Cup back in Canada so bad....yet they lack the teams to win it back.
LMAO how do you think all these american teams win the stanley cup? CANADIAN PLAYERS. If the canadian players were to play only in canada you wouldn't be responding to these comments.
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I know one thing, the Stanley Cup will never be won by a Canadian team again. Do you know why that is ? It's because Canada has lack of support for their NHL hockey teams. Thats why American NHL teams always win the Stanley Cup.
I promise you... eventually a Canadian Team will win the Stanley Cup - its just a matter of time. Its a Canadian Sport, a lot more popular here then in the States I can tell ya. No American Teams have a history of Stanley Cups more than the Montreal Canadians - history is bound to repeat itelf.
i will all fifght for good people liike jeffery feiger i am on the side of good inocent victoms who hhave been wrongfully convicted and falsely accused and falsely prosicuited for crimes that thay did commit i stongly urge all inocent victoms to lobby the right polatians and lobby all the right lawyers to paass brand new bills to protect and defend inocent people from all unfare treatment by police that punish good and reward evil
mikedjamotsky 3 months ago
all inocent victoms who have been unfarely treated and falsely acccused and raceialy profiled by the police and the tsa air port police all inocent victoms should all lobby the right pollaticians and lawyers to pass a bbrand bill to protect and defend the inocent victoms from all unfare treatment by over zealius police police who nothing better to thann mistreat good people and reward bad people
mikedjamotsky 3 months ago
Where is the video were they say "you can suck on my tolberone"
grgharrison9 4 months ago
I had two USBP officers giving me attitube because i had an Obama sticker on my care when i was exiting the US.
gadzoomtoo 4 months ago
Are you bringing any Communist ideas with you, like single payer health care, relations with Cuba, peace, order, or good government?
Do you use Metric?
Do you spell flavor, color, and neighbor with a u?
And most importantly, do you like Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell, or Rush?
If you even stopped to think about answering, let alone answering yes to any of those questions, you will not be permitted to enter the United States. We don't do thinking here.
Alouicious 4 months ago 3
racist fucks not everyone from the mddle~east is a fucking terrorist. Like WTF since my last name is Haddad does that mean im a terrorist? fuck you George bush you fuckin assfuck I hope you die soon
retrogamer149 5 months ago
the US is a place people go to commit crimes legally...
wilfrid55 9 months ago
The US is a place to travel and Canada is a place to live.
sagi4427 10 months ago
@sagi4427 Absolutely.
LoveMokes 7 months ago
RIP Roger Abbott
generalbullmoose 10 months ago 21
If people are so annoyed by the borders than they need to vote for deeper integration because if they don't the borders aren't going to open up.
NAUisthefuture 11 months ago
canada>usa
TheVdubFire 11 months ago
"We use gloves NOW!"
The video overall was pretty funny, but that last line made me laugh the hardest.
BerlinPorcelain 1 year ago 3
US CBP is the dumbest, most racist border agency ever
vik238 1 year ago
@IOWNplaysetman True... but lets try to come out of shits like this dignified, for the sake of Americans everywhere, eh?
globalforce 1 year ago
@IOWNplaysetman You should have got the message when he put "My studies have shown" on his comments. This means:
A) He is being a sarcastic dick.
B) He is being a dick.
Either way, it looks better if you just laugh it off.
globalforce 1 year ago
@IOWNplaysetman you love my Canadian flag burning video :)
smashingchap 1 year ago
@IOWNplaysetman My studies have shown a whopping 66% of Canadians are obese, which makes Canada the country with the fattest population. Studies have also shown 84% of Canadians are ugly and stupid.
smashingchap 1 year ago
@IOWNplaysetman You just jealous because you stuck in an inferior country like Canada. Like I said when I was fucking your mother mother a few days ago, then I put a Canada Sucks sticker on your mothers fat ass. lol
smashingchap 1 year ago
@smashingchap dont listen to this troll fag smashingchap.. he has some troll fetish with Canada, hes just a dumb ass redneck yank. Please troll boy get an education.. waiting for your troll comment ....
usarocks69 1 year ago
This show is an embarrassment.
greatleaper 1 year ago
Even as American citizen I find that the Canadian Border Patrol are much more friendly than the American Border Patrol. I would visit Canada more often, but coming back to the United States is actually somewhat intimidating. Still, I go over to Windsor about 6 to 10 times a year. Michigan loves its Canadian neighbors!
nickinstream21 1 year ago
My friend had her oranges confiscated when she crossed the border with her family.
:I
Oroyamaru 1 year ago
It's pretty sad that this kind of "humor" is possible today. Is sad because what makes it "funny" is that it accurately depict the TRUTH.
America is lost...
measl 1 year ago
Oscar Wilde when asked at NY Customs if he had anything to declare answered: Only my genius.
andrejouellette 1 year ago
Lol @ how AmeriCUNTS call canadians dumb without even realizing that this is what they are known for and what 99,8% of the world hate americans - retardedness and ignorance
TheMarksmenCat 1 year ago
That was hilarious!!!!! Love Air Farce!!!
brightsorcerer 1 year ago
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Three dumb ass Canadians walk in an American tavern and ask the bartender for a drink, the American bartender looks up and says....GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !
True story, cause I was the bartender.
smashingchap 1 year ago
@smashingchap LOL. You sure? Only an American would turn away customers.
magical11 1 year ago
@magical11 I want all you Canadians to stay out of USA...we don't want you.
smashingchap 1 year ago
@smashingchap last time i checked, traffic was not one way.
jeannshi 1 year ago
@smashingchap Dont worry we dont want to stay for longer than a week, after that we'll start gaining weight and become stupid.
ShaaneSC 1 year ago
@ShaaneSC Start gaining weight ? You Canadians are fat pieces of shit when you cross the border, how the fuck could you gain more weight ? lol
smashingchap 1 year ago
@smashingchap Good one pal, the US is the fattest country in the world. Look it up.
ShaaneSC 1 year ago
@ShaaneSC I did look it up, at studies clearly state Canadians are the most obese ugly people on earth. You Canadians are a rather inferior race of people.
smashingchap 1 year ago
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@smashingchap # Health Statistics > Obesity (most recent) by country
# 1 United States: 30.6%
# 11 Canada: 14.3%
ShaaneSC 1 year ago
@smashingchap so Canada is a race of people, wow i didn't know that, is American a race of people lol i think you need to learn what "race" means. Moron. Please get educated.....
usarocks69 1 year ago 2
@smashingchap
not a true story. that was taken from gran torino. fag.
americaisfuckingay 1 year ago
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OMG you Canadians are so dumb
smashingchap 1 year ago
Definitely true!
kittensrule4545 1 year ago
Don't taze me bro! Zzzzztt!!!!
IanBudgep51 2 years ago
Most Americans are pretty nice but the American border police are complete dicks. Someone needs to teach them public relations.
UltMitSinner78 2 years ago 2
No shit. But the USA Rocks So does Canada but they're border police are the same too.
TheGamer770 1 year ago
The US border guys at the Sumas WA / Abbotsford BC crossing are assholes. What's with the attitude? Are they all like this? They basically try to discourage people from going to the U.S.
604Ronnie 2 years ago
Try the Windsor/Detroit border; boy, they tore me to shreds co'z they thought I was some terrorist they had on their watch list. They're probably ex-military servicemen who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder; or just power tripping assholes who always have a bad day and can't wait to pounce on sheepish law abiding citizens.
amartinjoe 2 years ago
I'd say your second answer. I just keep my mouth shut and smile because I don't feel like going inside and sitting there for an hour while they try to figure out if I'm trying to start a Jihad or something.
604Ronnie 2 years ago
we use gloves now! LMAO
TheRubyFactory 2 years ago 3
the thing i said earlier... maybe they were being safe... which country did 9/11 happen in?
gearzofwarrox 2 years ago
canadians are boneheads??? ever heard of free healthcare???probably not...
gearzofwarrox 2 years ago
We are a white British family and returned from a holiday today to Ontario. My children wanted to visit the US for an afternoon on a bridge they saw between Toronto and Montreal-.I have never been so humiliated in my life. The US took photographs of all of us and took fingerprints in a public area of everyone apart from the boy. They removed our passports and searched our hire car in our absence.We had to pay money for this privilidge. We will never visit the us again- but Canadians are nice
toonmag50 2 years ago
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NiagaraWarrior 2 years ago
I'm Canadian and visited the U.S. through the Detroit border in 2007; they had mistaken me for someone in their watch list; they treated me like shit in there and I had to be really calm and nice about the whole thing so as not to give them any reason to shove a baton up my ass. I understood that maybe they treat foreigners like this, but boy, there were Americans in there treated just as worse.
amartinjoe 2 years ago 4
amartinjoe-well for your info -during our "interogation" on the US frontier -the guards "slagged off" (critisised ) Canada openly ,in front of us and other Canadians and US waiting to cross.They implied ,among other things, you were unable to protect your borders properly.
toonmag50 2 years ago
That's fine; they're just sore that the 9/11 terrorists didn't come from Canada but from Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Sudan etc. Of course they make a mockery of Canadians; America doesn't like it when they're on the losing end; they preach Capitalism worldwide but when they come up against countries that are more efficient and more profitable than they are, they sulk and whine. They don't like it when foreigners come to their country, but barge into other countries like bullies. Some disparity.
amartinjoe 2 years ago
Uhm. That sounded normal though.
WaterCow12 2 years ago
Americans tore my truck apart at the border, I had nothing
JosheyG34 2 years ago 2
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I recently just went to Canada to see a mueseum through the Windsor/Detroit tunnel. They (Canadian border patrol) searched my moms van like there was crack in it, held me for an hour in customs and immigration and sent me back on suspicion I was trying to kidnap my brother! So they can talk. The US guy was actually friendly that day! With Canada, I never meet more ignorant boneheads in my life!
bcmasta1returns 2 years ago
Over 1/2 of the players in the NHL are Canadian.
52.3% to be exact. And they happen to be most of the best players.
cpynch 2 years ago 4
I hate US customs, they're dick heads
CanadaForce 2 years ago 51
They are now, anyhow, coming from Canada. Airports, no big deal. Calais, ME was the worst.
generalbullmoose 2 years ago
Not to mention Port Huron, MI...going OUT!!!!
generalbullmoose 2 years ago
@CanadaForce I think vast majority of Americans who travel overseas would agree with that. You gotta hand it to them, they manage to piss off just about anybody.
globalforce 1 year ago
Why can't Canadian teams win Stanley Cup ?
smashingchap 2 years ago
because all the Canadian players play for the US teams
jlrondeel 2 years ago
Well then who plays for Canadian teams ?
smashingchap 2 years ago
Canadains also but theres more American teams so it really is Canadian teams because of the Nationality of the players not the city and the American cities have 4:1 odds (30 teams 24 american 6 canadian 24/6 = 4/1)
jlrondeel 2 years ago 2
why cant US beat Canadians in International Hockey Games?
xyzwl000 2 years ago 2
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We don't have to, because we win Stanley cup, and that's professional; hockey.
Canada is incapable of winning the Stanley cup, they may as well drop out of NHL for being non competitive.
smashingchap 2 years ago
LOL there are like what 6 canadian teams in NHL and like 999999 american teams, it'd be a shame to america if canadian teams won it.
Besides, NHL's not international teams playing together, so you cant judge a country's strength
xyzwl000 2 years ago 3
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But Canada can't win Stanley Cup, why is that ?
smashingchap 2 years ago
because Canada is a country and Stanley Cup is for teams, not countries
xyzwl000 2 years ago 22
Considering that most players on the American teams are Canadians, this argument is moot.
M4DDUX 2 years ago 12
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Considering most talented Canadian hockey players, refuse to play for Canadian teams, is so damn funny.
smashingchap 2 years ago
You have no knowledge for hockey....
xyzwl000 2 years ago 2
@smashingchap ya youre an idiot
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
LOL you win? You America owned teams. Why do you look at the rosters and see where the majority of the hockey players are from. Nice try though. Don't worry you're better at our other games, basketball and baseball.
CanadaForce 2 years ago
You mean*
CanadaForce 2 years ago
lol ops I'm a little late,
CanadaForce 2 years ago
Its funny the best Canadian players refuse to play for Canadian teams. lol
smashingchap 2 years ago
No its just that not a lot of Americans make the NHL teams so the Canadians have to fill them up.
CanadaForce 2 years ago
I don't think you understand, the majority of ALL NHL teams are Canadian players.
CanadaForce 2 years ago 2
I don't think you understand talented Canadians get out of Canada as fast as they can.
smashingchap 2 years ago
Really? which ones?
CanadaForce 2 years ago
Dude, Smashingchap is full of shit. Don't listen to him.
MetallicPoison 2 years ago
Canadian teams always got owned bu American teams. apparently
hawgi888 2 years ago
Getting into canada is more screwed up trust me... >_> stay the hell away from the alberta boarder and if you really want to go take a plane
RebelFounderOdogoo 2 years ago
US Customs at the Houlton, ME/Woodstock NB borsder crossing was a real pain in the butt. The canadian customs agents were a lot friendlier and took a lot less time to inspect vehicles than the US agents.
nightfrog65 3 years ago
Man, this is about as annoying as going through US customs...
TheMangaNinja 3 years ago
What I mean is that this skit not only shows the annoyance of crossing the border, but also the annoyance of getting through US customs.
TheMangaNinja 3 years ago
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Air farce is one of the worst shows on television - makes me ashamed to be canadian.
Volnado 3 years ago
It was a good show in its prime...its gone downhill.
AsSomedayItMayHappen 3 years ago 2
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These two guys are lame....they look like a couple of Canadian fags.
smashingchap 3 years ago
sorry, we didnt mean to offend you American Rednecks
sgtpeg 3 years ago 4
I'd also point out the fact that they're talking about Texas A&M, probably the most insane school period. You'll find entire websites dedicated it "aggi" traditions, and only the wierd ones.
kirant 3 years ago
Typical American, can't handle jokes about themselves.
kirant 3 years ago 2
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this isn't funny what so ever. typical dry canadian humor.
inquiksilver 3 years ago
Mike Myers and Jim Carrey, etc...are Canadian. I guess they're dry too. Eh?
elmoflash 3 years ago
I guess they're funny if your comedic taste is goofy faces and wise cracks.
inquiksilver 3 years ago
Mm hmm and American shows are so much more intelligent comedy? Your kidding right.
randomlessons101 3 years ago
You we're retarded a year ago.
WaterCow12 2 years ago
''We use gloves now'' LMAO
adr58 3 years ago 4
The liberals in Canada are so funny because they are so hypocritical. The funny thing there is nothing wrong with racial profiling. It happens in Canada all the time. Keeps us safe.
OntarioJack 3 years ago
USA won the Beijing Olympics with 110 medals....China was a close second with 100 medals.
As for Canada, the Canadians are simply insignificant on the world stage.
smashingchap 3 years ago
How do you figure that? We are part of the G8, which makes us one of the eight more powerful countries in the World. Sure we don't have the power the US, UK etc. have, but we are significant.
NBJosh 3 years ago
looks like I'm not the only one putting you in your place, please sit down.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
well stated, short and simple and to the point.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
with a population that is ten times that of canada, obviously the US would have more medals.. i dont see what ur trying to prove
310319447 3 years ago
you hate people because they are pasty white. That makes you a big bigot. You bunch of homophobes
rgadzoom1 3 years ago
As for the Stanley Cup Trophy...they should rename it the USA cup trophy. Since the USA has won the Stanley Cup every year for the past 15 years...it's clear Canada is no longer capable of winning it back. "ha ha ha ha"
smashingchap 3 years ago
yeah dont forget 90 percent of hocky players on american teams are canadian we should rename all american hocky teams to canadian team names
burntmatchstick 2 years ago
One more thing I dislike about Canadians, is they all so pasty white. Canada needs more people of color....half the reason Canada has such a reputation of being boring, is because of the lily white Canadian population.
smashingchap 3 years ago
im candain and im rly dark..,.
so wtf??
rasist much??
ridingbabee 3 years ago 3
obviously uve never been to toronto.
30% of the city i live in is Chinese.
Tradium 3 years ago
You right about Toronto...the Chinese run that city now. I was in Toronto last November, I walked around all day and never saw any white people...only Chinese.
The only white Canadians I saw in Toronto, were bums begging on the street.
smashingchap 3 years ago
wtf?
Canada is the most diverse country in the World.
NBJosh 3 years ago
most diverse? wow, just wow.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
NBJosh 3 years ago
Your percentages don't exactly add up.
M4DDUX 3 years ago
Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice it. It must be a error on the World Factbook, I assume they mean 70% of Americans are white. That's the number I found in a US census document, so it's probably right.
NBJosh 3 years ago
Way to do our homework, a big part you missed is that the "mixed" part of canada is represented in one or two provinces mainly. It is predicted that over 60% of America will be non-white in 30 years.
Nice try, better luck next time.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
You forgot to mention that most of Canada's population is in those same two provinces. So it makes sense that they are the most racially diverse.
It doesn't really matter what the US or Canada will look like in thirty years. You never actually answer to anything I say, you just come back with something else.
I wouldn't be mad at you if you didn't attack Canada for no reason first. I'd never do that to the US or any other country.
NBJosh 3 years ago
well, bud, that's the point of an "argument" which you are involved in as well.
The only argument i have, which is absolutely legitimate, is that Canada doesn't light a flippin' candle to the United States in athletics. How this got to a talk about race is beyond me but it doesn't matter considering both countries are melting pots, but it's not nearly as one-sided as you think.
US > Canada.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
I can agree with you on everything except the last line. I don't mind you saying that though because I would probably do the same for Canada.
I think someone said something about Canada not being very diverse, I don't even think it was you originally. And the US is very diverse, I was simply trying to prove Canada is as well.
NBJosh 3 years ago
I'll drink to that
twinsguy88 3 years ago
I won't because I'm underage. I'll go watch some NCAA Football though. :)
NBJosh 3 years ago
who you follow
twinsguy88 3 years ago
I don't follow any that close, I prefer NFL and CFL. Michigan State is my favourite. I get the Detroit local TV stations where I live so I hear lots about them. you?
NBJosh 3 years ago
Minnesota and Texas A & M
twinsguy88 3 years ago
I figured you may follow Minnesota.
I think this would be proof that sports can help solve problems.
NBJosh 3 years ago
what you mean
twinsguy88 3 years ago
We were arguing about which country is better. Now we are talking about sports.
I don't know if you have ever heard the story. But there was a young hockey team who came to Quebec just after the Iraq War started, their bus got stoned by people who hate Bush. They said they wouldn't come back. A 14 year old from where I live decided it was his job to get them to come back to play in a "friendship" event. Where there wouldn't be any actual teams. It took him a lot of work but he got them to come.
NBJosh 3 years ago
Right on
twinsguy88 3 years ago
umm, we invented hockey... and how the fuck is canada a melting pot? get your facts straight, idiot
sgtpeg 3 years ago 3
Aww these Americans r gettijng pissed off cuz Canadians rule yo ass biatch!!!
soahurleytreybsu 3 years ago 2
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ROFL how many medals has Canada won in the olympics???? HAHA US runs this shit!!
Suck it.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
We won 18 medals. Second most ever in a non-boycotted games. Last I checked the US lost to the Chinese in the medal count. What does the Olympics even have to do with this?
Americans wonder why the rest of the world looks down on them, it's because of people like you.
NBJosh 3 years ago
lol get over yourself.
18 medals (round of applause). Canadians talk just as much trash so don't be callin' the kettle black bud.
And crunch your numbers again, Americans had 10 more medals then China.
Thanks for playing.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
China had more Gold Medals than the US. This is how the rest of the world counts it. I really don't want to argue this with an American again.
NBJosh 3 years ago
You are just ignorant, why do you think China had more gold???? It was in BEJING!!! It's no secret America has the BEST athletes in the world. Don't lie to yourself kid.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
I didn't say the US doesn't have the best athletes in the World. They do. You should stop assuming what I think. China still won more Gold Medals at the Olympics though.
NBJosh 3 years ago
Yes and we all know why, because China hosted the games! Anybody will tell you they had an advantage.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
americans kik r ass in sports i agree but other than that we really are pretty much the same like standard of living and things like that
akon0m 3 years ago
umm HOCKEY!
sgtpeg 3 years ago
Just about every winter sport canadians are better then americans.
randomlessons101 3 years ago
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uh thats because you guys dont have a summer.
Tr3v3336 3 years ago
Really? It gets pretty hot up here from May to late September. Sometimes 90 degrees in the heat of summer.
M4DDUX 3 years ago 5
what part you from? it is regularily like 80 to 95 in july in alberta... sometimes 100 :(
Lithys 3 years ago
@M4DDUX Yeah. Google 'Kelowna, BC'. BURN.
SnapshotOfASoul 1 year ago
@M4DDUX just pay no attention to the pitiful low life troll
Zyphyr104 1 year ago
It's people like you that show up at the border in July with skis and a parka. Maybe you'd like to see our national igloo.
elmoflash 3 years ago
Actually here in Ottawa Canada it gets up to 30-40 degrees celcius witch is around 100 farienheit learn your facts, Its not a snow arctic land 24/7
team1200 2 years ago
i know i was being sarcastic
Tr3v3336 2 years ago
Im from ottawa too, Crazy extremes. I remeber a couple years ago it was 48 degrees celcius.
bbgunnerman 2 years ago
I remember that day, it was so hot, 48 with humidex, i cood bearly breath outside
team1200 2 years ago
My and my buddy sat in is vw jetta which had been sitting all day with the doors closed, we almost died after a minute :P
bbgunnerman 2 years ago
HAHA lol LMAO, and people sya Canada is cold. That day I stayed at home, then ran to my pool, cause the ground was so hot, and the whole day, I was swimming in my pool. Cant wait till summer
team1200 2 years ago
This is a great joke about Canadian women.
What is the definition of a well dressed Canadian woman ?
Answer : A Canadian women with fiver different flannel shirts. "ha ha ha ha ha"
smashingchap 3 years ago
I laugh at those dumb ass Canadians with the Canadian flag on their back packs....OMG what nerds. Those are the same Canadians that wear fanny packs. Also, the reason all the better Canadian players play for American NHL teams....is because Canada breeds loser teams. The NHL cities in the USA have the winning formula. I know this, the stanley cup will never be won by a Canadian NHL team again. Thats because, Canadians are losers. "lol"
smashingchap 3 years ago
Lol at least we can wear our flags on our back-packs. Plus Americans always say there Canadian when they travel.
mota313 3 years ago
That's a lie, we all know freakin' Canada bows down to the States.
twinsguy88 3 years ago
Screw that. Your country might have huge influence in ours, but you do no control the people you ignorant fuck. Don't even try to say your better than us.All you guys do is bitch about racism.
mota313 3 years ago
You ignorant, racist, redneck Americans need to shut up. You're an embarrassment to the rest of us more educated Americans who know there's a world outside our own back yard. The majority of NHL players are Canadian and European. American teams are comprised of mostly non-Americans. Don't believe me, look it up! When was the last time the US Olympic Hockey team beat the Canadians, or the Europeans? Or the RUSSIANS???......... Back on topic, this is a great video. Peace from the USA.
zoolzool1 3 years ago 4
It's nice to see comments from Americans like you. =P Everyone needs to stop thinking they're better than others.
Blehhh49 2 years ago
No way, the Stanley Cup will never again leave the USA. Canadian NHL teams are just too poor and pathetic to win it back. The funny thing is most Americans could care less about the Stanley Cup. I just think it's funny the way dumb ass Canadians want the Stanley Cup back in Canada so bad....yet they lack the teams to win it back.
smashingchap 3 years ago
LMAO how do you think all these american teams win the stanley cup? CANADIAN PLAYERS. If the canadian players were to play only in canada you wouldn't be responding to these comments.
italocanadesi 3 years ago
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I know one thing, the Stanley Cup will never be won by a Canadian team again. Do you know why that is ? It's because Canada has lack of support for their NHL hockey teams. Thats why American NHL teams always win the Stanley Cup.
smashingchap 3 years ago
American Teams may win the Stanley cup but thats also because half the Canadians are on American Teams
charredmarshmellow 3 years ago 3
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I can promise you one thing, the Stanley cup will never be won by a Canadian team again. It is an American trophy now.
As a matter of fact, Canadian teams should be kicked out of the NHL...because they can't win any big games.
smashingchap 3 years ago
I promise you... eventually a Canadian Team will win the Stanley Cup - its just a matter of time. Its a Canadian Sport, a lot more popular here then in the States I can tell ya. No American Teams have a history of Stanley Cups more than the Montreal Canadians - history is bound to repeat itelf.
charredmarshmellow 3 years ago
All United States team in the NHL are also mostly Canadian players.
anderdude 3 years ago 5
True. Interesting as well that most CFL players are from the US.
M4DDUX 3 years ago
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Thats because most Canadians are too slow and not strong enough to play football.
smashingchap 3 years ago
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Whats so funny is, Canada can't win Stanley cup. "lol" You may not think that is funny...but I do.
Poor Canada, they try so hard every year, but never can win Stanley cup. "lol"
smashingchap 3 years ago
The Montreal canadians won more than 25 of em... thats more than any other team in the league :)
charredmarshmellow 3 years ago
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How long ago did Montreal Canadians win Stanley Cup ? Must have been like a thousand years ago.
All I know the Stanley Cup been won by American teams as long as I can remember....I think the last 20 years at least.
smashingchap 3 years ago
Why can't Canada win the Stanley cup ? "lol"
smashingchap 3 years ago
I think "smashingchap" should not be allowed in Canada if all hes goin