Cookie Monster vs Martha Stewart

[Gervig91]

PURITY! lol xD

[mg190401]

i love cookie mounster

[mg190401]

i love cm

[Badmanfams]

LMAO "Me no care, me no feel pain"

[BreyersaRS]

Good ole cookie

[xza14]

Bert is Mr. Excitement?

[Sousuke15]

PURITY!!!

[saphiremommy]

LOL hahahahahaha

[ojones46]

GENIUS!

[JacobArr28]

PCP sprinkles makes cookie monster feel no pain

[PoJoTheGreat]

I feel bad for cookie monster...

[antwon513g]

this is cruel :(

[BritaniaRuleAgain]

Martha Stewart went to jail, Cookie didn't...

[ttrooy1]

i don't think he's aiming for the cookies you think he is...

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

I feel your pain, CM..

I feel your pain..

[JIZZYcookieMONSTER]

What a bitch,she has no soul

[NotoriousSparxx]

49 people got no cookies.

[Hspeedex]

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[InzaneCat]

JUST GIVE HIM THE COOKIES!

[JonahBoarder]

LOL!!!! I did The closing your eyes part, it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

[snifyoner]

Close your eyes from 1:38 to 1:52

[trumpet603]

LOL!!!! sounds like they're doing it :-)

[RoostyNY]

Is this real or fake

[nakedgunmusic]

hahahahaha!!!!

[LittleMissSunshineA1]

Just give him a cookie, they look so yummy! :p

[MrWerehog23]

PURITY!! THANK YOU!! lol

[SanFranGirl1982]

"Cookie is like Novocain"

[kmcginn1990]

chocolate chip no cherry PURITY! OM NOM NOM NOM (backround OM NOM NOM NOM

[rockingred141]

shes such a bitch, you have no soul.

[MattyIce61]

@TheC00kiieMonster who are you referring to as a dumb ass?

[Dbro88911]

At 1:31 look away from the screen and turn the volume up.

Oh, cookie monster. Get someee

[yannyboyy]

"See you tomorrow."

[TheC00kiieMonster]

im gonna beat that dumb ass

[bensommerMusic]

I think he's snorting crumbs

[Roundhere44]

this is freakin me out

[mattybfans]

i like when he goes crazy

[1tahoesky]

Boy... I wish I was a fellon business-woman who exploits child workers through my lines of kitchen products... maybe I could work with a muppet too

[jayminreed]

this scene is insane! He's having heroin withdrawal!

[nasonqjenai]

COOKIE MONSTER FTW!!! :D

[HyperDuckMusic]

PURITY!

[Geradness]

Instead of saying "Me got nothing to give!" he should have offered "inside stock tips".

[MechWarrior324]

At 2:04 I think it would be funnier if he said, "Me never satisfied!!" lol

[wesgriff1]

the puppeteer and martha must not've gotten along very well.

[GriffinMcNown]

PURITY!

[Bigsam1514]

Drug addicts life. I would have held it out of his reach just to make him cry.

[EatSomeSpaghetti]

"Sprinkles ??!??! *voice breaks* " LOL

[madamewho]

Is this real?????!! What a fuck!

[shabre44]

Bert " Mr excitement " LOL

[inurenton]

lol purittyyyyyy

[Harriyama]

COOKIES LIKE NOVOCAINE LMFAO

[SleepNoJutsu]

HAAHAHAHAHAHA MR. Excitement!!!

[LOKISlog7]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease Lady; Dont make meeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg"

[colormedestiny]

its funny cause he sounds like Arnold Schwezeneger.

[missashbash1]

"me no care. me no feel pain."

[LocoLobo79]

45 cookies disliked this video.

[Xarfax321]

The Cookie monster has serious problems. He will overdose on a cookie someday and die..... :D

I think his memoirs will be called "The Cookie Diaries".

[dmackendog]

okay, okay, okay, okay, he here's what I do for you, you let me loose... I get you a date with bert. lol

[lovesickheroine]

wow never thought cookie monster would eat martha stewart's muffin, i thought he only digs cookies.

[fsabertooth]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[GirlsBoobs12]

Never mess with a Polish American woman and a Polish woman because they will lose their patience and get angry!!!!!!

[Klintoniusmaximus]

Cookie Monster no feel pain. Cookies like novocaine.

[Dart202]

"PLEASE!! LADY!!"

[CoffeeCrisp]

me no care. me no feel pain LOL

[MattkozKiwiKid]

MONEYS ON COOKIE MONSTER EVERY TIME!!!

[dasselle]

PURITY! lol

[Bosoka1000]

Me no care me no feel pain lol

[matttylove]

i was so high watching this that i spilt a jug of hot tea all over myself.

[hank1972]

CM is living in Amsterdam theses days. He is supporting his habit by making paid appearances at bakeries and bakers schools through out Europe, where he is considered a legend. Kinda like David Bowie over here.

[nellie2581]

@hank1972 I did not know that. I thought he lived on Sesame Street, the Sesame place, wherever that is.

[missmagicdance]

I get you date with Burt lol the cookie monster is so cute I will eat him

[ziosuna]

cookie monster is seriously the most epic creature to ever be imagined.

"cookie like novacaine" LOL

[pinkslipperz16]

she looks annoyed

[ArticBreakup]

Ummmmm.... This is actually a little disquieting. Cookie monster chocking himself to get to cookies and not feeling pain? That's starting to sound like a drug habit.

[nellie2581]

@ArticBreakup Yes, masochist, sadistic! But it's funny when he says he feels no pain.

[blueoatmeal]

he sounds like my gardener

[hannahappiest]

Rehab could be topical......

[hannahappiest]

Rehab would be 

[titanicpiano14]

Check out my rendition of Hound Dog!

[rs216016]

blow me

[ryuzakiforever]

@rs216016 Okay.

[theredgirl222]

Is it just me or did that sound soo wrong?

OH THAT GEWD!

Oh cookie monster

Lol xD I still rofl'd it would sound just like porno if it was just sound at 1:40 0_0

[maleehamengal]

hahahahahha @ hollow 33.. Martha was satisfied ..

[Spritizzle]

MARTHA, HE'S GUNNA DIE.

[jisel14]

shes so mean the cookie monster needs hes cookies!!!!

[rs216016]

BITCH SHOULD BE IN PRISON

[metalguitar123]

@rs216016 you should be in hell you classless scum

[ZyxthePest]

PLEASE LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mgmartin]

Burt, mr exciting.. :D

[mauricioush]

"Fuck Martha Stewart"- Tyler Durden, Fight Club 1999

[usedfanatic1988]

@mauricioush "fuck martha stewart" tiffany, the bride of chucky!

[16pawprint]

wow the monster is crazy but quite sweet if u look at his good side

[flybyproxy]

This could have been SO MUCH more epic. There needed to be less corniness inside of it like.. - Martha saying "I love bert" - Martha laughing while cookie enrages for cookies. - ETC corny/stupid stuff. Cookie Monster should have been chained up and should have not had the stupid scenes of him stretching. EX: Martha is like "We put sprinkles on them" "SPRINKLES?!?" "you don't like sprinkles, do..." "I LOVE SPRINKLES! PLEASE UNCHAIN ME LADY! :O"

[euginam91]

was the guy who did this drunk?

[wat3rKRAZY]

This is Abuse!!

[PrincessAndicat]

I always date monsters!

[bitemycrocker]

"OH DAT GEWD" Lmao I died.

[sillychad18]

I closed my eyes listening to this. It sounds like he prefers creampies over cookies xDDDD

[webkinzrocks300]

a date with bert! LOL

[TheJazmynshow]

POOR COOKIE MONSTER!!!!! D;

[JCragan]

me no feel pain!

[Slacker887]

He is the veggie monster now

[egormly]

I searched cookie and got this

[uberponage100]

lol, what u get Martha. he trashed the set

[jetlox]

Cookie Monster FTW

[jetlox]

cookie monster FTW

[jetlox]

fuck martha cookie monster owns

[stryker1500]

It'd sound like a porno if it was just audio 1:32

[MrBadPun]

Have pity on Monster!!

[wingsofhope2]

Monster cruelty! :O

[mikedm92]

"TA TA TA TA TA

TA TA TA TA TA" - Martha Stewart

[evolveinside]

this lady is almost 70 years old

[BravesFan4Life18]

I want my own cookie monster puppet. :(

[zikten]

fuck you martha. give him a damn cookie, you bitch!

[hollow33]

Listen to 1:37 to 2:06 with your eyes closed.

[kertzey]

@hollow33 hahaha.. I got what u mean.. hahaha #LOL

[MISANTHROPY647]

@hollow33 I thought it was a video of me and this girl last night O.O

[MsGirlfriend101]

@hollow33 Lmfao!!!!!!

[gulllars]

@hollow33 the entire clip is hilarious if you view everything as euphemism/metaphors. My instant thought when the clip started was BDSM cookie monster XD

[GorionsWard]

@hollow33

lol that was epic cookie sex

[sisk22]

@hollow33 hahahaha

[usedfanatic1988]

@hollow33 xD did it

[babydollred2009]

@hollow33 lmao oh my god!

[babydollred2009]

@hollow33 me satisfied now hahaha looks like some bdsm to me haha

[joshcordova]

@hollow33 sick man just sick hahahaha

[firefred27]

@hollow33 DAMN RIGHT loll!

[maxauto44e]

@hollow33 LMAOOOOOO

[mrcundalini]

@hollow33 Bwahahahaha, Brilliant, thanks!

[sketcheddreams]

@hollow33 OMG!!! LMAO

[Teddy0567]

@hollow33

hahahaha good find

[Dhoska]

@hollow33 =)

[MrVichy123]

@hollow33 0_0

[gellydrop]

@hollow33 ha ha ha, that is so true, ha ha ha

[colormedestiny]

@hollow33 I like how I was using big bass headphones xD

[SilverGlitterX]

@hollow33 cookie monster sex

[JacksonMichaelGirl]

@hollow33 didnt sound rite...they were qettin it on...whoa tmi..lmao...lol..gwaf...gsw...­.that was funny

[HaistaPaska92]

@hollow33 oh my god, that was hilarious =D.I was cracking up the whole time

[BPerone201]

@hollow33 LMAO!!!!!

[joebojito]

@hollow33 Oh my god dude, it's almost like he's eating her cookie..

[neilss1]

@hollow33 hahhaah cookie porn

[vegeta8085]

dont eat her cookies mr cookie monster that will be the last cookie you will ever eat as long as you live

[TheJQ5]

Absolutely awesome! Love e way cookie monster's fingers TRY to reach cookie... Mmm.. Bits canabalistic though.. Cookie is shaped like CM!!!

[MinZSasori]

#LOL

[silverfalcon7]

I wonder why they call him "Mr.Excitement"....

[bdriz16]

That puppeteer is totally fucking with Martha.

[millicent1990]

hahahahaaa omg! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!

[Chaserbl]

HAVE PITTY!

[KiRiMa64]

ROTFL!!!!!!!

[FiveEcho]

you let me loose, i get you date with bert! LOL

[jake94]

"Me no care, Me no feel pain! "

Cookie Monster is a G.

[ErlendYo91]

"cookies like Novocain" #LOL

[warpticon]

Martha don't take no junk off a cookie monster.  B)

[Number13BoneMachine]

Cookie junkie?! XD

[frank2818]

WHAT HAS THAT BITCH DONE TO COOKIE MONSTER?! at 0:21

[TheFunFerret]

thumbs up for cookie monster!! :D He's the best:)

[hermesheels]

japanese cookie bondage! how kinky

[littlebigwookie]

me no care me no feel pain xD

[lollytotskids]

OMG I was laughing so hard! Martha can handle anything.. even cookie monster. hehe

[babygrandpiano]

"purity!... ohm nom nom nom!!!"

[leafyutube]

Is the cookie monster real?

[KungPowCheekin]

cookie monsta will fucking kill hte bitch

[joesmithhhhhhh]

theres 3 minutes I wont get back in my life. call me when they have sex

[kartikca]

he finally got his cookie FIX!!!

[Balenciaga18]

I bet martha murdered cookie monster with her bear hands after the show, for messing her kitchen.

[knightmonx]

OMG!!!! rofl!!!!

[selinabby408]

wtf??marthas into some bondage shiiit...lol

[stormywrath]

lmao that was great

[7677876]

PURITY!!!!!

[KingofPepsi]

Hilarious!! He didn't even eat them, he just knocked them to the floor!!

[MrJamesgeno]

tottaly owned her and those cookies

[pointyurtoes22]

PURITY!!!!!!!

[necrokratia]

"PURITY!"

[cathalcom]

"cookies like novacaine" haha

[BarytonJocke]

@cathalcom Funny as hell!

[BarytonJocke]

@cathalcom Sorry, wrong person:p

[Wyldephang]

Martha has a thing for the Cookie Monster.