World of Warcraft Chuck Norris Request

[477barber]

yea chuck norris kills you for saying to put an end to chuck norris

[Demon2732]

This was made with Crazy Talk



[ThePanjmudek]

and those were the last words of the lich king.

[MegaSpirt]

Chuck Norris Is Just A Stupid Actor If Hes A God He Would Come To My House And Slap My Head To The Keyboaijlrb iwu bhfEIW9UL HFWPOUF GHWPYG 79RP2IJTU UP9YH3P9H[1P3HOU;IU DFTG;45Usacdwq

[fbeast1995]

if chuck norris is a god lets see if he can teleport to my room and slam my head to the nbghybbbbbbbjiihysgbvh vnvghhfvdcfvgbh

[sexyones09]

@fbeast1995 Let's see if Biggie Smalls suddenly appears behind me and pops a cap in my ass if I look into the mirror and say "Biggie Smalls" 3 times!

[JesseWalraven]

there is no end to chuck norris...

[Bowsala]

One day Chuck Norris looked at a mirror. He was so angry he punched the mirror. The mirror didn't break because his reflection was so strong.

[Winter1Fresh]

There was only one that could whoop Chuck Noris's ass like a red headed step child bitch and laugh while doing it.. Bruce Lee.. but too bad he is dead. other wise he could not claim all bull shit fame XDDDDD..

[MrINKDLORD]

chuck norris prays to me or hes setting up to take my serwdi6yeq4df93656jkl,./i

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[isiah87439]

chuck norris is GOD.

[AugustoXRock]

Nice animation lol xD

[tenaciousdfan81]

Chuck Norris sucks( if he isn't may he smash my face into my keyboard)

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[Bodilijan]

@tenaciousdfan81 Funny

[MBVxGAMING]

Chuck Norris sucks, if he was so awesome he would come to my house and smash my face into my keyboahszd trsjdtsmtran vxc nc;trsljn ;amsty,:PI:RS JYSJTY JFDhjd Mx hxzdbn fjrystdjjtuy34w5tw674uhjaqn vu8c5u6yjgo 4wb3q msarm gnsh6tmj6 len n ghcj hj fh

[Knaggify]

If Chuck Norris is running late to something, time has to slow down.

[PRBDennis]

Jesus prays to CHUCK NORRIS Duh who ain't?

[HadyMod]

Hmmmm blubba. Nuff sed.

[jotathenoble]

Wen Chuck Norris wanna make gold, that is, without simply yelling at it's gold counter to get bigger, he sells his urine, that we call RAD BULL

[kristofcallebaut]

chuck norris doesn't do push up's, he pushes the earth up and down

[Strankcore]

Chuck Norris invented rap when his heart started beating!

[msms47]

@Strankcore stealer

[Gregory111115]

@Strankcore lol epic rap battles of history

[Strankcore]

@Gregory111115 You sir, are correct.

[supatroopamariofail]

@Strankcore hip hop. your close though

[xXepicfacezXx]

chuck norris dosent flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it

[reverbedvonacular]

Chuck Norris has never shot a gun. He just throws the bullets.

[BLACKnigerJESUS]

chuck norris IS GAY! ... wait... someone's at the door..

[dionbamazing]

chuck norris chews metal and spits machine guns

[slorgy123]

CHUCK NORRIS IS GAY NIGGAH



[arkagui]

@slorgy123 YOU SHALL DIE

[ilikegameconsole]

chuck norris doesnt have a reflection. THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CHUCK NORRIS

[TehSosoWorld]

fail animation....i find it hard to talk without not once closing my mouth

[mrbordem1819]

that was like so borring chucknorris couild fall asleep  just looking at this

[hacablaca]

chuck norris counted to infinity......... twice

[smoshfan12345678910]

@hacablaca ...with his fingers

[Karlana2010]

XD

[TheDreadman55]

@SpiritOfAThunderbird i'll laugh when they take you off of... wait, they dont give that to dead people anymore do they

[XIIOniOokamiXII]

outerspace exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris

[Imb4Lund]

Chuck norris doesnt stand in the fire. Fire stands in chuck norris

[rudypoodoo]

Chuck Norris can defeat all the epic lvl 85 elite raid/dungeon bosses in WoW all by himself while at lvl 1 with no gear and just his bear fists!

[DeusPango]

@rudypoodoo You are wrong he doesn't even need his fists

[rudypoodoo]

Here's an idea! BRING BACK KAIEM's CHUCK NORRIS IN OBLIVION!!!

[arkandor8]

Chuck Norris doesn't look in the closet for the boogy man. The Boogy Man looks in the closet for Chuck Norris.

[1doomphd]

lol

[Firemoonsoul]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. It's not because he's afrais of the dark!

It's because the dark's afraid of him ^.^

[jotathenoble]

@Firemoonsoul Dat haz no sense at all...

[Firemoonsoul]

@jotathenoble Its a Chuck Norris fact! We normal people dont have to understand. xD

[TheDarknessH]

sorry but dis is true

? loloooooooool

[schmoc95]

Ac. or bc. doesn't mean after or before christ , after or before chuck norris

[LordGreenshake]

When you try to find Chuck Norris's power lvl, instead of being over 9000, you just get roundhouse kicked in the face

[UltraAnimaniac101]

@LordGreenshake fail...

[rootbeer3651]

Chuck norris's death knights at level 1

[k0ticgaming]

people don't write chuck Norris facts, they write themselves. there's no denying the facts.

[Saph58]

AWWW poor Arthas looks at little mad

[AdisWalker]

this is what no life players of WoW make in their free time , creating stupid videos and arguing in videos comments like chickens

[bfhtom]

no leeroy jenkins :( CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOORIS >:O

[shawnee126]

chuck norris is the reason theres no life on mars!

[DeejaySandKilla]

Chuck norris can,... ah fuck it

[Ashbringer80]

CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS!

[mepwnage999]

what would happen if leroy jenkins raided chuck norris's house?

and mr T shames'em both?

[ronacalu]

@mepwnage999 There's no way for Leroy Jenkins raid Chuck Norris house, becoz they get a instant wipe right after they plan to do that.

[picachuziom]

Chuck Norris can beat Unholy DK those days ;)

[programmer4561]

world of warcraft is a waste of time

[asdfg62436]

@programmer4561 DONT WATCH VIDS THEN

[programmer4561]

@asdfg62436 world of warcraft is a waste of time

[pinkytail08]

@programmer4561 your a waste of space....

[25ballz]

chuck norris is gay like poop bichessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JerFhilm]

DRINK SOME CAPRI SUN, STRAP ON YOUR PROTECTIVE GEAR AND GET EXXXTEEEEAAAaaaaAUUGGH! EXTREME BABY!

The template of the majority of America is JUST THAT. A false sense of accomplishment. A blind (for you in the south WILLFULLY blind) patriotism. Eat 25% of the world's rescources and then bitch about it. WE SUCK!

Let's try to fix it.

[manwithagun2312]

@JerFhilm hey hey hey if you want to actually do something stop preaching things like they are the absolute truth and lead by example do something usefull otherwise you are just as bad as the people you are bitching about

[JerFhilm]

@manwithagun2312 Hey man I do what I can on the local level. BTW what is absolute truth? The best people I know, no matter how intellectually or politically active, go unnoticed while Tyra Banks goes on Larry King and bitches about paparazzi while we're in the middle of a fucking war. We're ALL culpable!

The wheels are gonna fall off this thing we call first world society quicker than people think. The momentum is too monumental to stop it.

And Chuck Norris jokes still suck.

[manwithagun2312]

@JerFhilm well its been month and i looked at my comment and am not really sure what i was talking about, or why i was mad. so yeah......

[JerFhilm]

@manwithagun2312 Never hard feelings on anonymous correspondence :D Always smiling, even more so when the shit hits the fan

[JerFhilm]

Fuck chuck norris and fuck all of you corny ass middle class whitebread Americans that think chuck norris jokes are funny. A+B=C.  FUCKING HILARIOUS. I bet you dumb shits love Friedberg and Seltzer movies too. Fucking philistines.

[Gatorade117]

@JerFhilm you must read voltaire...you seem very very smart

[0302156]

Ever wonder why arthas is undead, deathwing has been in hiding, kil jaedan is stuck in a well and hogger was unleashed on players? Chuck Norris.

[Hurtydwarf]

did you hear that chuck norris got in a train wreck? he was the only survivor. chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. chuck norris can drown a fish. chuck norris can run so fast he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head. after reading this comment you will have 30 seconds before chuck norris finds out who you are and comes to your house and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[RSSF4]

you can't get rid of chuck norris, chuck norris gets rid of you

[sporerie]

chuck norris can take down an airplane by saying 'BANG'!!

chuck norris is 2 meters tall, is the coolest guy in the universe, is always right and has chicken! unless he says he doesnt!

chuck norris sewed an tv for not having the copyright of the name of his 2 legs: Law and Order

[Gatorade117]

@sporerie i guess chuck norris roundhouse kicked your grammer?

[Gooddog2898]

chuck norris kicked a baby elephant into puberty

[MrShadowxtreme]

if frostmourne drink chuck norris soul..... the lich king and the frostmourne explode

[rockyson990]

They tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper brand but he Chuck Norris dont take shit from anyone.

[goth9ever]

chuck norris died decades ago, death is just too scared to tell him

[Sk0rP10nA]

jackbot96 nice ones but the rest of you try the originals not the ones about wow (they suck ass) try smthing like Chuck Norris was born in a shed...that he build himself; Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father !

[Has1b]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse, and today we have giraffes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the hulk. when the hulk gets mad, he turns into chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can beat you at connect four in 3 turns.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

If Chuck Norris were to go back intime and fight himself; Chuck Norris would win.

[Mindcontrol106]

Chuck Norris solod Deathwing.

[Alxzanderthegreat]

@Mindcontrol106 Deathwing is Chuck Norris's Vanity pet.

[Roguesaxophone57]

the Time-Lost Proto Drake is hiding from him

[Chuck Norris' Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape] "It's white and longer than your average Stoneskin Gargoyle Cloak or Cape" this is to honor times in vanilla

The Whale Shark and The Cleaner is his non-combat pets

Saurfage had let the Lich King kill him for he won't have to deal with Chuck Norris

His leather boots is marked as plate, lucky warriors,paladins and dks

He did the Thunderfury and Shadowmourne quest 10times

[Roguesaxophone57]

the Time-Lost Proto Drake is hiding from him

[Chuck Norris' Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape] "It's white and longer than your average Stoneskin Gargoyle Cloak or Cape" this is to honor times in vanilla

The Whale Shark and The Cleaner is his non-combat pets

Saurfage had let the Lich King kill him for he won't have to deal with Chuck Norris

His leather boots is marked as plate, lucky warriors,paladins and dks

He did the Thunderfury and Shadowmourne quest 10times

[MikeyLowd]

Chuck Norris is the only ginger who has a soul.

[koekhoofd123]

chuck norris knows the last number of pi, its 3.1415926....5917CHUCKNORRIS

[mikaelchr]

divide chuck norris by zero

[jparkss15]

@mikaelchr Chuck Norris does the dividing. In half. With... roundhouse... kicks. It's a multi-level joke.

[HunterMage420]

@veraton3601

Allright my AIM s/n = mirstun1319 incase you wanna try some PvPing together!!

and btw what moret3485 wrote in their msg is for sure true. =D The full length Cataclysm opening cinematic has leaked. I want to put it on here but YT removed it ridiculously quick.

Go here for the complete story + introduction video:

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[XardoW]

go to the script and type instant kill :D

there you will find Chuck Norris doing the same on you so you have to resurrect your self and kill him at the same time. :)

[Antimicromanager]

only Chuck Norris can end Chuck Norris but the double round house kick will cause the mother of all big bangs ending this universe and creating a new one. one full of Chuck Norris.

[AQWorldsCMVanDam]

Chuck Norris can reach level 256. WITHOUT The Burning Crusade.

[carbreaker25014]

@AQWorldsCMVanDam and he dos it on a trial account

[AnddoX]

Did the creator of this video survive?

[SprochDK]

It takes 53470958734k Chuck Norris clones to take down Chuck norris himself.

[TheVirtualmax]

chuck norris spawn chuck norris to beat chuck norris

[domdaniel58]

Mages can summon water, but Chuck Norris can summon mages.

[XardoW]

Arthas... you've got Frostmourn... and you wonder how to put and end to Chuck Norris?

[feefeekiller]

@XardoW Because he's Chuck Norris?

[XardoW]

@feefeekiller so? frostmourn takes his soul. Chuck Norris got a soul. i think.

[feefeekiller]

@XardoW Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. He will eat Frostmourn as a mid-afternoon snack.

[radyentreme98]

Some kids wear shirts with Super Man.Super Man wears shirts with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't make Push Ups.The ground falls when Chuk Norris is putting his hands on the ground.

In the raids, Illidan morphs is when he aknowledge Chuck Norris isn't racist.

[JeffHardyfan1124]

@radyentreme98 FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN SHIT FUCK YOU HARD CHUCK NORRIS IS A FAGGOT HE NEEDS TO DIE HES NOT ANYTHING COMPARED TO vagina which he cant get

[MrMrheadshotz]

@JeffHardyfan1124 dude dont say that or chuck norris will find you :O

[radyentreme98]

@JeffHardyfan1124 dude i was just joking around

whats wring with u

[feefeekiller]

@JeffHardyfan1124 LIAR!!!

[Roguesaxophone57]

above the dragon aspects r the old gods, above them r the titans, above them is the patheon, above that is chuck norris's shit

u get an achievement went u look at chuck norris and survive

if u type /chuck norris in bgs the opposite team gets band'd

spartans decended from hercules, hercules descended from zeus, zeus descended from chuck norris

his toenails got 5x more dps then Shadowmourne

nappa: Vegeta how many 0's r in Chuck norris' power lvl

vegeta: ITS OVER 9000

[WOWvidZZ]

One time Chuck Norris and Saurfang dueled, it's called 'Cataclysm' by most.

[holytanker1995]

Question... WHO THA HELL IS CHUCK NORRIS ? ;p

[jimiz09]

@holytanker1995 pls tell me u are joking...

there is no future for u

[holytanker1995]

@jimiz09

Maybe ;p

[PvtCyan2]

all the ppl who disliked are chuck norris faggots

[Eblis91]

Chuck can make 2x first blood in a game of DotA.

[jackobot96]

Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swims through land.

Chuck Norris kills 2 stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris kicked a GM on a trial account.

[thegreatninjaman]

@jackobot96 LMAO kicked a GM on a trial account, thats a pretty good one

[olstar18]

@jackobot96 Every year norris visits bruce lees grave to make sure he hasn't come back to life yet.

[Zanemh]

chuck norris once swallowed a bunch of turtles, and when he crapped them out a few days later, they had grown to 6 feet tall and had learnt martial arts....

[shockitySHOCK]

Jew?

[NotoriousDudeable]

Chuck norris is the only one to Dodge falling damage

[midwestechnine]

NO END TO CHUCK NORRIS CONVO WE WILL FIGHT CHUCK NORRIS CREW!

[hichixichifoeva]

The actual lvl cap in WoW is infinity, but only Chuck Norris can lvl up to it. In fact he can lvl up to it TWICE.

[TheCsGuides]

Kryptonite?

[goth9ever]

every time a bell rings, chuck norris roundhouse kicks someone

[FluFFlyZErgLIng]

Chuck Norris is so awesome he CAN go past the gold cap.

Chuck Norris is so epic he CAN go past the level cap. ^.^

[hitchen1]

@FluFFlyZErgLIng Chuck norris IS the level cap

[nyhmrocks1]

chuck norris drama!!!!

GO TO UNDERMINE!!!!!

tons of chuck norris drama there.

[Tylerunderfire]

Chuck norris disapproves, then roundhouse kicks this video off youtube

[Kmation]

ahh Chuck Norris......

[filmting05]

blizz should put a filter on the word Chuck Norris

[Jontreao]

Disliked!

[wowpall]

making contest giving awey my account check it out on my channel :)

[undeadhand]

Chuck Norris can't be defeated because when you attack him he dodges and does an epic kick that breaks the space time continum thus causing a masive blast of epic that incinerates the enemy.

[zulufi78]

@undeadhand true

[dbz6116]

No chuck norris isn't full of himself you people are...he makes a few movies he's automatically a fucking rock star because he's a damn cowboy who knows karate and shit know go get a fucking life and stop acting like chuck norris is your whole fucking life FUCK!

[ozmo117]

@dbz6116 lolumad?

[gogoni6]

@dbz6116 true,so so true

[Bubblingbrew]

If Chuck Norris were in a movie and was cool in it, people would make funny jokes about him!

[Mincho1994]

chuck norris can beat the entire WoW population in an all v 1 fight

[MsSapphir3]

lol

[goerise]

NEVAH!

[mastacheif19948]

Chuck Norris is full of himself...

[SlushpuppieT]

@mastacheif19948 Other people are full of Chuck Norris, if you catch my drift.

[AllyKaht]

Chuck norris is a wanker and techno viking could win him anyday

[b0xeybr0wn666]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[Palaadinblo]

Lawl! kinda cool :P

watch my videos people :D

[jasonsnice4]

Never!!!!!

[fspopshovit]

If Chuck Norris goes into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water will get Chuck Norris'd!

[BSblade]

he can charge everything around 5km around :)

[rotgobbler]

chuck norris has no health bar he has a RAGE bar and every time he gets hit it goese up 1 and whenever he hits it goese up 2 he's

INVINCIBLE

[stimpson1988]

@rotgobbler The incredible Hulk is what happens when you try and clone Chuck Norris..

[cakecheese55]

AND, that is a failed clone.

[PrincessKaty]

chuck norris is 10 feet tall breaths fire and was the reason the dinos went extinct.t-rex took one look and went cryin to his mommy.=)

[Dudeisdrumer109]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

1. Chuck Norris turn all his body into wisps just so he can kill Archmonde

2.Chuck Norris create world tree by pee on one of the tree in silver paine forest

3. Chuck is the one gives night elf the immortal power

[NoneImparticular]

That waqs pretty bad...

[pelemashinica]

STUUUUPIIIIIID

[donkykongWoW]

they should make a chuck norris wow commercial

[TheMessanjah]

Amen!

[Pala16123z0r]

Chuck Norrises hammer of justice crist 99999k dmg... (But he sucks at taqs in Naxx Z.z)

[TheAndiePerson]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[Lavalegostudios]

The Bermuda Triangle use to be the Bermuda Square...

Until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

[Nediac98]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

[TheOrangeGeomancer]

to save the people who might attack him

[dobidaaaaa]

Chuck Norris is lich king

[omuletulnou]

@dobidaaaaa the only difference:he cant be defeated

[Brainiac1219]

if you stare at the American flag long enough, you can see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.

[lalaworldofwarcraft1]

wow lol