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  • U guys are so cold hearted 

  • This is so mean! How would you like to be taken from your family as a little baby??? The poor thing, he's scared and doesn't know where his mommy is ;(

  • i love the noise of when he walks on the box wit his wittle well... in this case, BIG duck feet

  • he's a ninja

  • ok. it just shit on the coach. now im gonna eat the little fuck

  • he's a cute little guy! what breed is he?

  • @79drumstick It is a common goldeneye.

  • the stolen duck video is waaaaaaaay better

  • i want one

  • real nice pool.

  • NINJA DUCK!!!!!!!!

  • did they steal all of the computer stuff too

  • Who the h£ll steals a baby duck?!?!?

  • @Unicron4ever I stole a baby duck ._.

  • @TheRegalKing1 Didn't you hear about the bird?!?!?

  • @Unicron4ever It wasnt practically stealing though it was more like rescuing I found it losst which seems pretty strange because how does it get lost from its mother O_O

  • i cought a baby duck it was halla scared

  • who was the stupid person who took this innocent duck away fom its family

    now it probably wont find it again

    and then it wont learn how to fly

    and then it will die

    thanks to a stupid youtube video

    those who dislike this video are people who are normal

  • 89 people with hearts of gold disliked this video. I hope the little guy was returned to his mother. Retarded.

  • happy feet... ducky version.

  • Calm the fuck down your nine

  • that's one high- jumping duck.

  • poor duck

  • Eat it!

  • SICK BASTARD!

  • that ducks so adorable and i dont blame u for wanting to keep it but however you should return the preshous little darling! :l

  • if onli i knew where you lived you sick bastard. you deserve to rot in prison

  • fuck you how would you like it if someone took you from your mom huh i know how it feels im 9 and my mother is DEAD YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTERD FUCK YOU DUCK KILLER! I DONT HAVE MY MOM ANYMORE AND THAT DUCK FEELS THE SAME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

  • fuck you how would you like it if someone took you from your mom huh i know how it feels im 9 and my mother is DEAD YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTERD FUCK YOU DUCK KILLER! I DONT HAVE MY MOM ANYMORE AND THAT DUCK FEELS THE SAME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

  • @cheyleew

    You're the dumb bitch for posting this. Idiot.

  • @GalleryOfTerror fuck you i wasnt talking to you fucker mind your own god damn beezwax idiot!

  • @cheyleew

    If thats the way you talk to girls, christ.

    It's EVERYONE'S business when you post in here.

    Besides you just make yourself look like a douche talking to me like that. If that is how you talk to your elders, I bet your mother is so proud of you. Little shit, get off the internet and come back when you hit puberty.

  • @GalleryOfTerror fuck you i wasnt talking to you fucker mind your own god damn beezwax idiot! mabey you should stop huh HUH THE DUCK WAS STOLEN FROM ITS FAMILY ME AND MY BROTHER IS DOING TERRIBLE MY MOM IS DEAD BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CIGARATTES AND YOU THINK THE BABY DUCK IS FINE YEAH FUCKING RIGHT IT MISSES ITS MOTHER LIKE I DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT ALSO IM 9 9!!!!!!! >:( STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

  • @cheyleew

    I could give two shits less about your family dude. Why did you even bring it up? I don't have any fucking pity for you, I lost FIVE family members in the past year alone.

    HAHA! You just make yourself more and more of an asshole every comment you make. Think of better insults and then find yourself banned from this site you little twat. Learn to write before talking.

  • This is fucked.

  • What kinda baby duck is that and did it manage to survive?

  • @someboi Its most likely a black swedish, and i doubt it survived.

  • This is a whole lot less cute when you know that this duckling is in the mindset of an abducted child trying to figure out how to get back to his mother. And unless you proceeded to raise him as a pet, this duck is now dead.

  • Why would u steal an little defenseless animal from it's mother just so u can stick it in a bowl that's not even good enough for a goldfish...how would u like it if some giant snatched u out of your mother's basement where u feel so safe while jerking off to other guy's girlfriends because you'll never get one...huh? How would it feel knowing you couldn't play video games anymore while someone followed you around in a human hamsterball and kept you from seeing your video game alter ego? Loser

  • why are stealing baby ducks from their families? leave him alone!

  • this duck looks strong and acts!!

  • LMAO he sounds like Pingu when he walks on the carboard box! hahaha Hillarious!

  • return it to its home dont steal it from its family :(

  • *jump* *flop* *Jump* *lands* yay!, now what shall I do...

  • I started to cry... I hope you did put it back where it belong. Thr duck did try to escape but you only tried to stop it.. :(

  • And many people eat these beautiful amazing creatures :-(

  • @EditorTasha they do taste nice though!

  • are thoses other stuff stolen form places!!!

  • what do u mean by stolen????lol hes happy feet

  • well he probably took it whenit was lost or something or saved it from a predator

  • this duck has NO fear!

  • 0:03

    OWNED

    Cx

  • 0:19 HAHAH

  • Mumble Happy Feet!! :D

  • i hope you put it back!? i mean it HAS been more than 3 years since you posted this....

  • pick up retards

  • if you did steal that poor little thing then i hope you die in the worst way possible, like get struck by lightning!

  • you didnt actually steal it did you

  • I don't condone him 'stealing' a baby duck from the wild either...but it looks pretty content.

    It's not afraid of them 'at all'. Which is odd, if it's really a wild baby duck.

  • That duck is SUCH A SPAZ it's ADORABLE.

  • Now - My first pet in my own house has to be a baby duck.

  • is it a baby loon??

  • The sweetest baby duck I've ever seen! xxx I love how it taps on the boxes! :D :* So cute!

  • Fucking asshole. I hope that duck mutates into a freakish duckmonster and rapes you.

  • poor duck lol

  • I liked the part where he said: "tweet!"

    Altough I do not like the fact it got stolen away

  • I liked the part where he said tweet

  • 56 heartless people made out of stone disliked this video smh

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  • @kataisa3 uhhh maybe they disliked the fact that the duck was "stolen" you know!? {so probably the opposite of heartless}

  • It looks like a canada goose more than a duck.

  • this is to CUTEEE!!!!!!

  • all that hardware was stolen as well, I suppose?

  • :'((

  • i like the way it sounds when the duckie walks so cuteeeeeeee! and when he jumpes it also cute

  • so silly cute

  • What kind of duck is it? It doesn't look like a malard.

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  X3

  • THAT BABY DUCKIE IS SCARED!

    WHY DID YOU STOLE IT, FUCKING N00B?

  • weres mummy duck

  • he means they found him cause he was stolen once!

  • And why did you steel the baby-duck, you like explain to us?

    Any kind of puberty problems?

    What a senseless idiot game...

  • Fuck you for stealing a wild duckling from its mother. And just one? I've done it but ive taken five or six and raised them on my farm. One is a lonely number. Fucking retard. A ducklings life so you get a few days of entertainment.

  • @Rokenz09 not defending, but sometimes the mother refuses to take them back even after a few seconds and will let them die.

  • i want to get one but im scared if it dies. Did u keep that one? What did u feed it and did it die because i want one but im scared it miqht die. Get back at me. Thanks

  • yeah i had mallard baby ducklings and they jump like 2 feet in the air but they r cute fun and grow fast...by the way i didnt steal mine lol.. =)

  • wow i would be to afraid of having a duckling in my house because what if i was leaning down to kiss its head, but then it jumps at my face? :O

  • wtf hv u stolen a duck for?

    are u a retard... it miss her mother... cant u understand that u idiot?

  • Its looking for his/her mummy :/ You are mean to separate them. Did you at least returned it after you finished your stupid game?

  • duck = insanly high jumpers

  • ok who turned Mumble into a duck?

  • SO DAMN CUUUUTE! Quiet the little character too isn't he?

  • if you really stole it then your an ass :(!!!

  • hes gona sell the stolen duck, just like the stolen keyboards

  • i had a duck at home too... ducks r like dogs... if u spend lot of time with them they love u... this duck id adorable x x x

  • WTF You Stole A Baby Duck?!?!?1 YOU DOUCHE BAG! I Have An Incubator So I Hatch My Baby Ducks I DONT STEAL THEM FROM THERE MOMMA !!!!!

  • ass hole gay

  • DUCKNAPPER!

  • ur a retard why would you steal the duck

  • look that the poor thing its looking around for its mom :(

  • happy feet lol

  • this is so sweet

  • whyy did you steal the duck you fagget >: 0

  • you dumb bitch...y would u steel dat duk...i bet u stole da keyboards too......

  • how the hell could you douchebags steal a baaby duck. thats not a kind thing to do. fuck you.

  • He tap dances! He's a fabulous entertainer! Sweet!

  • He's precious and I love him! Cuuute!!!!

  • aww i love the sound of its little feet walking on the boxes

  • your so mean!!!! go away! the poor duckyy

  • Douche bag

    poor ducky =(

  • Too bad this poor duckling was separated from its mother by a grade A asshole.

    Even worse, too bad the mother of the asshole who shot this video didn't keep her legs crossed.

    Then this baby duck would not have suffered so & neither would this world - with one less asshole around.

  • wut makes you think it was separated form its mom... i mean the looks of it...i could see how it could looklike they did.. but half the people that see me with my baby ducks and turkeys , get all worried and are like " how could you!? shame shame " im like...i baught it...or My ducks rejected it so i took it. as long as these guys buy chick starter , and give it a kiddy pool out back.. should be fine. baby birds of this kind are stronger then you think. as long as people have sum idea wut to do

  • tht so cutee :P

  • She is very sweet and funny =)

  • i feel sorry for that thing :(

  • You should put a lid on the bowl so he will stay in there.

  • ha no...it would drown

  • It is not a toy, it is a living, breathing creature!!! Stupid!

  • ass hole hope it shits on you

  • shut up haterz! yooh lovemyfuckingdogyes!!!! i hope they shit on you!!

  • you are one sad sick scumbag

  • did you ever think your interaction with the mother duck and her ducklings was the reason why she did what she did?

    usapapertiger = moron

  • hes the happy feet penguin, but a duck lol

  • is he scared now that u have him

  • lol kccheesepie can't spell

  • please tell me he's ok. that he hasn't died due to your idiocracy of stealing him out of his natural habitat leaving him scared and alone. poor thing.

  • OMG!! ITS SOOO CUTE!! IT LOOKS SORTA LIKE A PENGUIN DOESNT IT???? Ive got 5 ducklings in the house right now and its not stolen lol.... but either way... CUUUUTE

  • the ducklings got no where to go in the bowl of water.....so why put it there?

  • It's so cute!

    Too bad it looks cutest in the small glass bowl, however, the duckling doesn't like staying in there.

  • how did you catch him

  • Why do you have so many keyboards?

  • hahhahaah

    look how cute

    now give it back to its mom

  • I'm trying to understand all the hostility. It's a duckling and they're supervising it fairly well. What's the ruckus about?

  • What kind of duck is this?

  • It's so darling! It's got big slappy feet! slap slap slap! Cutest tweet!

  • oh come on! if u need to take out ur anger, do it on a barbie doll! ( I do that all the time) rip its head off!

  • Ah, ROTFL.

    All these comments..

    I'm guessing none of you actually know anything about nature or the survival rate of these kinds of animals?

    I mean, from reading your "omg so sad"-sobbing, it seems like you think this duck would have had a great life, with a great survival rate?

    Guess. Fucking. Again.

    Ducks in Denmark ( they are speaking danish on the video, not chinese ) have a fair to bad survival rate.

    It would most likely have died on its own, and it most likely died *before* they ate it.

  • You are a very cruel young man... please say that you gave it a proper funeral...

  • Idiot!

  • Wow your luck that natural rescorces doesnt get after you, your looking a impresenment and a 50,000 doller fine

  • Actually he's looking at a big fucking "We don't give a shit"-poster, from anyone who wanted to report it.

    It's a duck.

    Get a fucking grip.

    Let's talk about the dog that was skinned and hanged in the woods then.

    He got a no-time-served jail sentence of 1 month, and a fine of what amounts to ~1.800 dollars.

    In the real world people don't really care to spend 100.000$ on a court-room, jail and the likes, over a fucking duck. If you want one, get one. We have millions of the roaming free.

  • its called aimal cruelty and its ILEAGAL

  • Get a dictionary and check your spelling.

  • lmao xD

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  • wtf is wrong with you were you dropped when you were a baby?! Why should you take a duck with a perfectly good family?! retard

  • no wonder a teenager is behind this

  • why did you do that?!?!i have had 18 ducks that we hatched and did NOT take away from its mother why don't you do that if u want one so much?!?!?

  • it's breaking my heart!!!

  • Well its not so secret now that you put it on Youtube. I can't believe you stole that poor baby duck!

  • Hey did you know if you touched it than its mom wont care for it anymore

  • That's not true, it's been proven, yet it's not good to touch wild animals though.

  • how could you be so cruel?

    you wouldnt like it if you were taken away from your mum would you? aww i feel so sorry for the poor duck. ;(

    its trying to find its mum...

    bless the cute baby duck :)

  • If he looks after it properly, it will asume that he is its mother and will proberly have a better life for it, dispite not being raised by its own species

    and omg, i didn't realise they could jump that high :O

  • I don't care if you're God himself. You don't steal babies from a good parent.

  • thats slightly blaspheming

    and what if they were really kind and fed it everyday and look after it, and its real mum (the duck) was a bit of a wanker + the real mum will leave them in a year or so, so to keep a duck means they get eternal warm, protection and most importantly food

  • I'm not seeing any evidence in this video that they did take care of it or care for its well being. Looks like they are just using it for pure amusement. I'm hoping they did take care of it.

  • you stole a baby duck from its mother? you stupid chinks are probably going to eat it. go to HELL you evil fuckers!

  • it's ok thay will get nut cancer and die a painfull, horid last day's full of kemo, iv's and all the old jello thay can stand!!! for the rest of you, im not a vegy but i love baby animals thats all!

  • soo cute

  • Whoever took the baby duck is Inconsiderate and Ignorant. Poor duck,,,,

    Would you like to be picked up and dropped of in some place like the African desert? Get a clue.

  • you ass itll be lonely without its mother

  • fuck you asshole people that stole the nice duck from his mother

  • its a very high jumper!

  • you should get 2 of them so the duck wont be lonely

  • Adorable.

  • Sweet little angel...he has no idea how adorable he is!!!

  • from where did you stoled that duck????