Hood Nigga lines

[NiggerKanacke]

OMFG i see another ugly fucking black piece of shit!! Omfg i hate this niggaaaaaa bullshit and i fuck your chocolate MUM and she was very HOTTT and she fucked me so hard i could cry my ass off. PLEASE say her i´ll give the money tomorrow ok? NIGGER

[rakim9024]

NOHOMO LOL....it makes it homo!!

[ReginaheartDemi4eva]

:28 .. oh i know this one! lmfaoo

[lalasofly7689]

wow 10 dollas for a sock lol love dis channel definitley subscribed africanoBoi.o.e

[locklove450]

hell naw

[lbc1938]

my momma still say " i was shittin bricks" lol hood momma lines!!!

[HannahTh94]

He is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiine.

[cherese17]

NIGGA

[belllarosa]

go audition for SNL!!! serious! they sure need some humor in that show..haha

[iiTheresaOeurnx]

lol the robot dance for maury show .. so true xD

[JaBe253]

NIGGA 0:13



[RashawLeggs]

Ayyy awesome video had me rollin keep up the good work!

[Tyra14ification]

GUCCI!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jennthedeatheater]

that sounds too familiar xDD

Btw. Ur awesome :D

[Lilsilly1000]

Lol i like him better playing women

[grimlinmonk]

WEST SIDE BEECH

[catmanfool]

hahaha GUCCI!!!

[MzLucieMae08]

lmao

[100jordanrichie]

Never seen a nig on crack...interesting!

[Provenzaaano]

Hey man, give back my bike !

[DaHarijukaBarbiee]

Yu Gotta Man? Ya Man Letchu Have Friends? Kms' Hate Dat Line.

[aneica143]

you keep playing wit me little niqqa and imma pop a cap in yo bit*h a** REAL TALK!!! haha

[aneica143]

WEST SIDE motha fuc**a lol he funny AF'

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

...GUCCI...

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

We ain't got no milk? fuck that shit man put some water on that shit.. LMAO

[Beadarkblue]

East side niqqas......lmao.......damn girl how old is you.....lmao.....true dat true dat

[debnlaw]

LOL.......................LMAO­.........



[TwiggyTorturee]

bitch i TOLD YOU.

[twin7ful]

lmfoa ...dis so so truu.....all them lines migga say smh

[prettyblck17]

where the hoes at is their favorite line .

[jayboo522]

shawty got sum sexy asz juicy asz lips:)!

[christieisghetto]

"damn she a boom ting!" <<< a line i hear quite alot

"man u chattin bars"

"fk feds"

[dogun23]

You just need to change the title on this to Sh*t Hood Niggas Say

[SbsYTubeA]

no homo

[TheRumpledOne]

Hey man, you lookin' for sumpdin? What you need? I can hook you up. Come on, man, gimme a chance. I know you lookin' for sumpin'. I'm SnoopDawgCrackJunkie, I can hook you up!! What you lookin' for? What you want? Come on man, gives me a chance. What you lookin' for? You want some weed? I gots good shit. You wanna taste? Come on man, taste this shit. It's fine.  Come on man, what you need? Tell me what you need. I can hook you up. Come on man, gives me a chance.

[beautifultragedies1]

N*gga , N*gga , N*gga LMAO

[Jakkiechan1]

You remind me of Chris Tucker from Friday hahahaha

[PURPLEHiPPOS97]

NO HOMO

[MsIsabella2012]

lol im a white girl and I freaking think you are hilarious oh my gosh lmao

[tpink96]

@1:34-1:35 he still dikd the gay run, lol

[deleshaondeck]

You Got A Man Yo Man Let You Have Friends ! Ha

[joshkaneoakley]

He sounds semi like Luda when he puts his deep voice on

[ziggyzagman]

mang you look like shorty from scary movie

[jason69332]

aint even look like me ! lol cause he mine hehehe:)

[GDubbandAWeezy23]

*silence* GUCCI!

[jadapinkkk]

west side nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[AwsomeL27]

east side niggaaaaaaaaaa! lmfao

[MySmile012]

lmfao "I got that new Justin Bieber!" I love your videos!

[maijababez1]

Swaggg

[maijababez1]

Know what im sayin

[marv70001]

5,10,15!

[takadi]

Holy shit, is this Andre 3000's twin?

[ThatBionicBish]

Oh you got a man? You man let you have friends? lmaooooo

[MsGabe33]

Gucci. :D

[jjmm2170]

Word iz born!

[SomeguyGoodlow]

"EASSIDE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA!!!!"

[Msmiliee03]

i hear those words all the time..smh..lmfao

[RachelLuvsYewMeez]

GUCCI!!

[supersassygirrl]

Bruhh!! or Mane

[dydybaby1]

I uh see you when you come out! lmao

[MrMatyese]

yo man let you have friends 

[MrMatyese]

gay faggggggggggg

[bunnygirl4life]

oh god. this video makes me have annoying flashbacks.

"AYE AYE AYE AYE, wuz gud shawty, was yo name? was good?"

[palmeralexander]

maybe one of the worst youtube personalities

[MyFANCY24]

I L>O>V>E HIM ^^ LOL:) "MYFANCY24" YOUTUBE!!!

[XxFloWmOnStAxX]

tell me how dhis was uploaded on my bday

[plutochanz]

youtube/plutochanz

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

WEST SIDE STANDD UPP! lol

[jenkinskatrina966]

2 for 5! 5 for 3! 2 for 15! lol! I love it!

[moncayoc1]

Dude I live in Dallas , so true ... Good job

[seductivevideovixen]

@mspinkandpurple1 girl me too!!!!

[misspinkandpurple1]

@seductivevideovixen lol ikr...!!! i be about to laugh in they face when they say that...!!!

[pharmaceuitcalhuman]

sad but true::black men are scum and should be avoided

[MackenzieGirl15]

@pharmaceuitcalhuman and who the fuck do you think you are?! JESUS?! saying who's scum and who should be avoided!!! HELL NO YOU AINT. SO KEEP YOUR RACIST COMMENTS TO YOUR SELF.

[ImUrFanGirl]

@pharmaceuitcalhuman not true. 

[misspinkandpurple1]

@pharmaceuitcalhuman girl/boy please shut the hell up...!!! just because black men use slang they're scum...?? you're scum and a low down dirty bitch ass for even sayin somethin so stupid & nasty...!!! scum comes in all colors & races...!!! i love my black men...!!!

[misspinkandpurple1]

"yo man let you have friends...??"

lol Lord knows i got tired of hearin that...!!!

[PMack304]

thizz mah line cuhh! Bitch, I slap da shit out of yu!!!

[TonFille11]

LMAO! My boyfriend always says "Real Talk" LMAO 0:57

[BreyoNetwork]

LMAOOOOO "You got me Throwed Off" <-------- my boyfriend SMH

[electronictrip]

wut it dewwww niggaaaa

[moniquefletcher1]

omg i love you!

[adayinothersshoes]

so im usally quiet at school...and in one class im the only white girl. this one girl was saying the teacher favored me more than the others just cause im white...i said one of these lines in a sarcastic getto voice and now everybody is my friend:D thank you!

[SaeJaLaee15]

@adayinothersshoes Wow...

[adayinothersshoes]

@SaeJaLaee15 jealous cause i got some new niggas?!?

[SaeJaLaee15]

@adayinothersshoes Lol not mad at all

[adayinothersshoes]

@SaeJaLaee15 haha:p the thing is they now call me their "nigga" but i dont know how to respond to that!

[SaeJaLaee15]

@adayinothersshoes Lol hahaa when they be like "Thats my nigga" or "Hey My nigga" be like "real nigga, wasssup" lol . have you heard Motto by Drake ?

[adayinothersshoes]

@SaeJaLaee15 no i havnt heard that,but i will look into it!

[SaeJaLaee15]

@adayinothersshoes Cool

[aitan844]

@adayinothersshoes  hahahaha clap clap !!lol!

[adayinothersshoes]

@aitan844 i said the line from @00:55 :p. lol

[thatgirlinitaly]

@adayinothersshoes LOL, I love that!!!

[MackenzieGirl15]

@adayinothersshoes LMFAO i think i would be your friend to if you said that(:

[Mbeebeelove]

@adayinothersshoes what did you say? lol

[adayinothersshoes]

@Mbeebeelove the line @00:55 :) hahaha.

[ejdiao8]

Real talk

[StupidFatAss3]

0:15 xD

[The504swagg]

1:02 lol!! gucci!

[The504swagg]

1:02 lol!!

[mulletinatransam]

He reminds me of Eddie Murphy in this one.

[vididi34]

@mulletinatransam OMG! You too?! LOL xD

[datgurlmissie933]

mann i keep a badd bitch lmfao

[bloodndestroy]

my dick runs deep, soo deep

[laxbro32mo]

NO HOMO NO HOMO

[TheBabykirk11]

....... GUCCI!!!!!

[ELSR1ER]

How can he go through the whole video without laughing??? xD

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

TOLD U IM.NOT.THA.FATHA. HOE. YESS!

[TheLuxurybrown]

let me get 7 on 7 lmao

[KaeKay13]

Lmfaooooo

[xxxbawbieexxx]

"Let Me Coop Dat!"

[Turqouiselimegreen]

"SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS..." I use that for everything lmao

[Liannajoe11]

I'll pop a cap in your ass'!

[sweetblackeyepeas]

Dude: Dang shawty you look good come here

Gurl: (looks at him and walks away)

Dude:forget you to then B*tch you aint all that fine any way

[zizzy007]

@sweetblackeyepeas

I've seen this happen more times than hairs on chubackah...

[757amp]

Lol, i got this new justin beiber, AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE

[SuperCms123]

this is sooo damn true thats all i here where im frm kmsl

[jazzyjayxoxo]

ay ay shawty, ay, lemme holla acha for a minute

i fuck wit chu da loooong way



[msamybabii]

ay, whatchyou need, i got it. Oh yuh need that, i got it. You want one them? i got yuh

[Howzersful]

12 Nigga 12

[nbezzy212]

@Howzersful funny ass video

[Pankster2010]

i was hollin at "i put that on errthang i love" lmao

[YoungRappers21]

WESTTT SIDEEEEEEEE MUTHAFUCKAA !

[cdt2690]

AYE...I got that bomb dro

[TheLove23322]

u aint got no milk man fuk dhat shit put sum water on dhat shit haha :)

[TheU4GBurst]

WESTSIDE MUTHA FUCKA

[AliEsteem]

Wow, some of those lines reminded me of a few people

[punkmofo]

12 nigga 12 nigga 12 ill cut a bitch up

[DragoDino5]

Every 3 seconds he Teleports.

[PaintNYBlu]

omfg. i love you.

[angelbrebre321]

EASTSIDE NIGGA SEEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS

[sexiimamiibaybee]

Damn shawty where yu from?

[kaillykinz]

..........................GUCC­I!!...............

[MissRealist247]

GUCCI



[PrincetonsMainChick]

@TestForComedy Lol RITE ! = ) XD

[PrincetonsMainChick]

Naw That Aint Even Cool, Man I KEEP A Bad Bitch , That's Juss Fowl Nigga, For Real Doe , Nigga Nigga NIGGA , You Aint Got No Milk Fuck It Put Some Water On That Shit , sss..See What Had Happend Was, Keep It 100 Im DEAD Ass , East Side NIGAA Keep Playin With Me Nigga And Imma Bust A Cao In Yo Bitch Ass REAL TALK , COOCHI! Best Belive , Where My GOONS At? ,DAMN MY NIGGA GOT GWAP! What Ever He Said @ 1:33 , NOHOMO NOHOMO NOHOMO NOHOMO You Got Me Throughed Off , Yo Man Let you have friends?LMAO

[immissfaith]

"where they do dat at???" lmaooo

[ThomasPercy99]

HOW 'BOUT SUM FRIES WID DAT MILKSHAKE!

[Breprettylady15]

"i dnt fuck with her like that no more that bitch got problems" lmao true shit

[familyrivera51]

Lol omg!! Lol

[SoapFearAGreenerLie]

WESSST SIYEEEED MUTHAFUKKKAH.

....Dhis qho hardder denna biatch. (Just saying, LMAO)

[TheSHlRTS]

Justin Bieber. LOL.

[SuperAsi666]

Its Carl Johnson from GTA San Andreas Grove for Life Bithes xD

[1AlexWagner]

@SuperAsi666 Not even close! Try OG Loc! XD

[SuperAsi666]

@1AlexWagner no only look likr but i have to agree og loc s behaveyor is quite funny :D

[Hubbyheartyou]

Yea Buddy

#swagg

[ilovethe80stoo]

Nigga you gone.

[MexicanNachos101]

Thuggg.

[SHOOTyaDOWN08]

funny how black people practice what they're going to say on maury lol

[amberkisses92]

''aye aye'' ''how old is u?'' ''aw u got a ni**a im just tryna be friends im not like these other dudes''.....guys get it together..learn how to talk to women the right way show a little respect..u'd be suprise how different we'ed respond to u

[TheBlackshirtHusker]

HAHAHAHA!!!! "Coochie!!!" lol

[BabyItsLashae]

Oh shit it's the 5-0 lmao.!!

[TheQueenD13]

hahahaha!



[ThinkingAgent12]

this nigga on poiiiiiiiiiiiiinttt

[SuperCookiesXD]

Lmao your funny..and ur pretty cute:P

[jleesa412]

Lol he really want that ten dollahs

[stevewhitestl]

2:28 was the funniest part. lmao

[breahnash01]

..........cochy!.........oh shit here comes the 5o! no homo no homo no homo!

aint got no milk? fuck tht shit man put some water on dat shit! no homo! lmfaoo im done yo!

[sucramj]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I think I just got turned on. Hold on let me check. LOL! Really funny!

[mikcoolchick21]

press 4 den 6 reapedidly! FUCK! NO HOMO!

[TheNfsDriftking]

nigga..nigga!...NIGGA! lol no homo. no homo. no homo. no homo xD

[ChromeShineAQW]

LOL!!! You sound just like captain Ig'nant!

[tighteyeznumba1]

man, let's squabbble.

[xxmariahbombxx]

he sounds so cute when he use a deep voice lol.

[AlyiahJanae]

He don't even look like me Maury -___-

Lol , wow .

[awesomejon7]

......GUCCI......

[sadelavonne95]

"damn gurrll howw old is youu?"

[sadelavonne95]

Nigga... Niggaaa. NIGGAA,

[mickeymoo1998]

that bitch is trippin......balls

[Spongeboby121]

this is one of the truest videos i have ever watched

[TheTacokid09]

1:33



[MrTrueProductions]

Lol, When He Was Talking About His Justin Beiber CD's

It Made Me Remember when My Friend Made a CD And He Drew All These Pictures ON It, And He Called It The Carter 4

Then Someone Took It And Broke Into Four Pieces

And My Friend Said Damn.....Your A Genius

Carter 4 Pieces For Sale LMao