Customs UK - an Escort and a Celebrity Chef (Drug Smugglers)

[11Gstyle]

2 Grams lmao

[testsubjectzz]

two of the dumbest mother fuckers alive

[FreeBlago1]

12:15 Glad this dude ain't my rappee! Why would you give up? Got nothing to lose by letting dudes search you.

[FreeBlago1]

9:30  Tell the fucker you're an addict, so he doesn't think you're a smuggler!

[FreeBlago1]

5:38 is great....."I'm not holding myself responsable for this"

[MegaLifeHappiness]

Great job to the officers...paying close attention to every detail.....good job

[xoriyo]

Why the hell are their faces covered! Had they been black or Asian their faces would have been plastered all over the place.

[harrynking777]

@xoriyo That's because all Asians and blacks look the same.

[MrBola101]

They are not Nigerians nor Africans so no much publicity and their faces are covered.

[Xillstem]

We would always go with a family.. We would dress the business part. And to all the morons out there. Rub your package all over a dog. They are trained to smell another dog.. The glory days are still here. We have our own yacht now. No more planes. Good luck.

[harrynking777]

@Xillstem First you say rub the package over the dog. Then admit that you can't use the airports because you have your own yacht. Which is it?

[DUFFYthinksyoursexy7]

all that cocaine... :'(

[zarcnest]

does that mean this show is fake as fuck?

[mikeypeteify]

What a complete waste of tax payers money. They catch drug runner's who aren't even the real criminals. Make drugs legal stop invading people's right to privacy in what they consume. People will always want to get intoxicated. Spending billions of pounds and throwing innocent people in prison shows us that the drugs laws have always been and always will be a total failure. This clip digusts me... Legalise drugs, abolish income tax, stay the fuck out of other people's business

[keza2401]

Please can someone explain to me... How the hell does that get through at the airport they are coming from??

[suspendmeassholes]

@keza2401 It's pretty easy. In my day I have travelled through several major airports with drugs on me for personal use. One time I was travelling to the US and I forgot I had some stash in my backpack. I packed my things without checking the backpack completely unaware there were drugs there. When I got to the hotel and unpacked my stuff I saw to my amazement that I got through security with drugs I didn't know I have. This program makes you think everybody gets caught. They don't.

[1shakoz]

IS that gordon ramsy

[Moncantha]

@tobler0n3 no mate, people that murder and steal from people are scum, these people are just trying to make some quick money.

[Moncantha]

get a buzz from arresting some for some white powder in thier pants? lol sad man.

[TGBAgentOrange]

06:08 that dog's like, give me that COKE! GIVE IT! GIVE IT!! I WANT IT!!!!

[101abio]

fuck it why are they not showing there faces sucks

[Moncantha]

@101abio why do you need to see thier faces anyway?

[PassionInDesert]

Fucking racists, if they are Indian, Asians or black they wouldn't cover their faces

[pitcalco]

@PassionInDesert Maybe because coloured people all look the same anyway, so their identities are not so readily given away.

[sonydigital1]

@pitcalco that makes no sense lol did the rolls of fat on ur mums thighs suffocate ur brain on the way out her smelly fanny?

[pitcalco]

@sonydigital1 People who actually do have some intelligence and a sense of humour will realise I was only kidding and playing upon an old prejudice once held by less conscientious white people. It may be lost on those who are not so smart, but that is okay. Such people will appreciate your comment. Something for everyone on this thread.

[mmyers77]

@PassionInDesert

Its a sad thing mate whether you watch Crimewatch, Nothing to Declare, Borderforce etc they always hide a white person's face but they will never admit why.

[XXgav123xx]

See the way she says "i havnt done anything wrong" what she is basically saying is that her friend has. Otherwise she would say "we havnt done anything wrong"

Dunb fucks, hope they get banged up for that

[Moncantha]

@XXgav123xx well they haven't done anything wrong really.

[mraquinas]

@philchelt 3.5kgs +

[Halloplease]

@silver760

Sorry for my ignorance, but is a "clunge" what I think it is? Never heard this term before.

[slothgoonies]

you only have to listen to their common cockney accent to know they were trying to smuggle drugs LOL

[silver760]

What a pair of dumb fucks.Notice at the beginning she says "I'm unemployed,but I do a bit of escorting on the side,so I do have some money" I hope they informed the benefits agency that she was earning as no doubt she's on "Jobseekers" benefit,she probably claims housing benefit as well,I'd be very surprised if she wasn't.What makes this worse is they are pathetic liars."Was it coke??","Someone's planted that on us you know" yeah right,course they did.She should have hidden it in her clunge.

[Moncantha]

@silver760 well it was quite stupid of her to admit she was an escort. But erm if your smuggling something illegal your gonna try and pretend you don't know what it is.

[ibbiqadeer]

Ministry of sound CD, at 10:56

[RetroFishman]

Nice to know they swab your toothbrush along with your passport.. I wonder if they profile people traveling that dont have a toothbrush when comeing back from say Jamaica? So if I did some big bong rips the night before l fly home and brushed my teeth saved the brush id be playing hop scotch with the customs people upon arrival and they would be looking for my dank?

[MrVlekie]

drug smuglers should die

[Moncantha]

@MrVlekie your logic is terrible. you should die.

[Iamorton]

2 :01 she is wearing a skirt than after she changes into pants at 4:04

[bealestbluesss]

@Iamorton how does that happened the woman able to change clothes. I would not noticed had you not point it out. The music sounding like a bong..bong..bong heart beat..is a bit annoying.

[ThePunisherNWO]

@Iamorton

good eyes

the show has been confrmed as fake a few months ago

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[CaroHomeCrafts]

@Iamorton Huh! Well spotted... does this mean this show is fake?!

[MOZZWIGAN]

2g fuck me I can

Sniff that in a few hour in the pub lol

[chris103050]

@MOZZWIGAN pmsl!!

[Theshofumiah1]

two years continual discharge means, he avoided prison sentence. if he commits any similar offence in two years he will be going prison, as it was a personal tiny use amount

[MizzMaxi]

I ilove the fact that they have hidden cameras on them and covert cameras watching them from the corners the whole time

[michalthelion]

7:39 look at her hands.

[KingsWorld2010]

The UKBA are arseholes, they even gonna use that sniffer dog to sniff that girls arsehole when she bends over, and then the UKBA officers sniff each others arseholes to make sure again.

[krnwyldchild69]

so do the border security celebrate after for busting the smugglers...? Seems the commentator keeps elaborating about the securities first cherry bust... lol

[rakeking]

I wouldn't mind smuggling my fucking 3kg cock up that English girls Ass!!!!

[observant09]

@rakeking i'd leave her unable to practise her trade

[nalihD]

A conditional discharge is a sentence passed by a court whereby the defendant is not punished, provided they comply with certain conditions. After these conditions are met, the discharge becomes absolute. If the conditions are not met, the defendant is re-sentenced. He has not been sent to jail due to small amount of heroine he was carrying which might be for his own consumption.

This guy had a bad day and probably spent few hours in jail and been sent home.

[harrynking777]

@nalihD However, he now has a criminal record so he may find it difficult to get a job in the future.

[noname77502]

@harrynking777 depend on the type and nature of job he applys for. If he for instance apply for security jobs or any related, they will for sure ask your for your CRB which needs to be clean for that purpouse. I think most jobs he will be okay to apply.

[apricots1000]

when did the clever scort changed to jeans she was on white skirt was not she?

[wasilaify]

What does "2 years conditional discharge" mean?

[wasilaify]

Aww I want my own drug sniffing dog

[apricots1000]

The arrogant mule puts his black bag under the table minute 1:32, but between minute 2:08 and 2:37 the black bag is not there any more, then it appears againg under the table!!! magic!!! hurrey. where was the bag? not to mention the stupid whore! sorry escort. idiots they really think they can go away with this ? substimating the uk borders? must be jocking, they are really profesionals do not forget.

[infi84]

@apricots1000

it was just weirdly cut together, you can actually see when she get's the laptop out of the bag she puts it down next to the bag, then there is the scene where they bring back the laptop and his black backpack isn't under the table, but then comes the scene where they ask for his backpack and you can see the laptop laying next to her bag again and see them carrying it off for xray, they just put the scene of the laptop-xray and return before that, no magic there.

[MississippiBryo]

"that looked like a f- load of drugs I tell ya" lmao.

[lanpingpug]

Who was this chef? I've not heard that any so-called "celebrity chefs" have been arrested for drug charges.

[athame57]

Why are so many Customs men baldy?