Tygerfire Presents - Transmorphers Part 1

[FreonRose]

Lol I love this spoof. I've had it in my playlist for a year and I still keep coming back to it.

[Palmergedd0n]

I've gotta get me mits on this corpse of a film for my movie mock series.

[Eagle576]

"She has a Vagina, you know" Are you sure about that..? lol xD

[jordandroid]

As far as I know, 'sir' is what individuals are titled as in the military regardless of gender. Not that I'm keen on defending this writing, though.

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Lol what was the mission again? She talked too long and sounded very tired

[rantahu]

THIS IS THE BIGGEST BULL SHIT MOVIE THAT WAS EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES.THIS WAS MADE IN 2008 BAD CGI THIS IS BULL CRAP

[ShadowManAsylum]

The Asylum makes new shitty movies look better than they truly are with these terrible rip offs.

[chameliondude]

20 million light years away, 5 years to get to us, means moving at 4 million times the speed of light, thats 1 200 000 000 000 000 metres per second or 1.2 million billion metres per second, I dunno, maybe have at least one person who did secondary school on your writers team who would maybe want to give a reason how they got there so fast or pick a different distance or time scale...

[FlappyStudios]

TENSHUN.

>:I

[happysplinters]

horrible outfits

Army soldiers wearing motorbike jackets. Becasue they are all bad ass bikers in the future.

I didnt see one motorbike!

What about those AWFUL EARINGS OMG. Soldiers in the future wear 1980s ear rings !

All horrible movies try and jam too much in the dialogue. They treat their audience as braindead morons, always repeating themselves UGHHH its so terrible

But i want to watch it through to the end.

[happysplinters]

horrible outfits

Army soldiers wearing motorbike jackets. Becasue they are all bad ass bikers in the future.

I didnt see one motorbike

All horrible movies try and jam too much in the dialogue. They treat their audience as braindead morons, always repeating themselves UGHHH its so terrible

But i want to watch it through to the end.

[XSC3]

needs more chapstick

[Nukeman3333]

I honestly laughed my ass off watching this w/o the text. The text just made it funnier.

[99LOLWUT]

She was a goddamn female!

[playertgm]

this good, especially the subtitles, but the movie itself is crap 5/5

[bullsmit57]

i got more entertainment from the subtitles than i did the movie. i love the mister chairman and sir parts

[HardwiredProductions]

Man. You can create better CGI with Adobe After Effects with one person at one computer in one house! It's crazy.

[kkslider555]

When I heard "cross the line" I was like "oh no..."

And what happened was what I expected. Funny in a way like if memes were used in a humorous way more than .1 percent of the time.

[joster285]

1:51

Don't you mean Craptimus Prime?

[SpiritSquadMember6]

Amy Weber went from Smackdown and JBL.....to this.....

[MKScorpion06]

hahahahaha the TNA thing was hilarious. That should be what happens before TNA's intro

[Carnage1235]

The sad thing is, the acting in this is still better than the acting in Eragon....

[tsripramong]

at 5:16 I found it's very funny that the guy holding the plastic thingy accidentally put his finger into where should be a trigger. However there was no such a trigger so probably this thingy would be controlled by his mind.. Ha haa...

[oscarxterminador]

wtf pussi

[DAIadvisor]

Absolutely brilliant! Thanks, Tygerfire! Keep them coming. A+

[ubergo]

Yo Tygerfire, put down your Smith n' Western, will ya? No disrespect, so halt your hatin'.

[TheTygerfire]

First, it's Smith and Wesson. Second, I'm not "haitn'", I'm responding to your claim that I'm a rip off, which I might add is VERY disrespectful. Third, GTFO my channel.

[ubergo]

Somebody care to contact Rifftrax and warn them of this ..... rip-off???

[TheTygerfire]

Care to fuck off and think about how different this is and that MST3K doesn't have a copyright on parody and commentary?

[SDFFDGSSDFGSDGFDGSFD]

@ubergo I just looked at rifftraxes videos you dumbshit and it clearly isn't a ripoff. Just because the titles are similar doesn't mean its a ripoff. Watch the video next time before you put up stupid ass comments.

[apex2000]

hmm i may just go watch Press Start, for better visual effects

[robokill387]

wait- the planet was 20 MILLION light years away, but the aliens respond in 5 years? what the hell?

[Ggeeoommaatt]

Atari 2600 Radar Systems!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Man i cried from laughter!!!

[awazha]

Lol your comments make this thing fun!

shit man Id like to have a few rounds with the doctor .. she looks like +A MILF

[awazha]

a MASSIVE MOVEMENT OF MY COK ACROSS THE GREEN LINE AND INTO HER MOUTH!!

[CinematicCompany]

how is it possible that some people have such shitty imagination?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!1­!

[Calvinosaurus3]

TOH DEAR GOD! THE TENSION ! THE TENSION!!!!! lol.

[SDFFDGSSDFGSDGFDGSFD]

LOL@ all the subs!!! XD

[B3IiaR]

lol the machines are advencing.... is this a poor rmk of "Matrix"

[chosebinee]

2:53, huge, enormous, gigantic, major editing mistake!

[guitarfreak360]

LOL! great call!

[hypermetalsonic]

I love renting these Asylum movies :P

they make the most gawd awful crappiest movies..

Just saw there movie "The TerminatorS".. hence the "s" at the end -_-

My local blockbuster always has at least one of there vids in stock o_O.. Seems i'll be watching Death Racers next

[SDFFDGSSDFGSDGFDGSFD]

lol They had a movie called Great shark vs Giant Octopus

[hypermetalsonic]

I watched it a few days ago.. I laughed my ass off at the scene with Mega Shark jumping into the air biting the plane xD

[SmartestGuyEver4]

You should think about uploading more of their movies, and then doing a commentary like this a la Mystery Science Theater 3000!

[BENGLETON]

I think your comments actually raise the film a couple of notches

[S0ndor]

Dude that was funny I laughed especially at the credit roll.

[Flimpofloempieflomp]

OOOh YEAH MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.

[maffoooooo]

i would have more interest in watchin this video if it didn't have random bloody txt poppin up on it....

[TheTygerfire]

That's kinda the point...

[dannyland1]

GUILD WARS 2 LULZ

[Kertgaferg]

The commentary in this is top notch. I approve.

[pauljodyjoseph]

holy crap what a load of shite

my god how do people make a living out of putting this shit out more to the point who the hell watches them

[Agonysis]

"Optimus Lame" - Good one!

And the CG looks ripped right from the old, 96 Heavy Gear game.

Nah, nevermind, it's not even that good.

I'm surprised this hasn't been on the Sci-Fi channel...

[JK666AB]

...and 5 years later, having inexplicably traversed 20 million light years while travelling no faster than the average family car, ten thousand shittily animated polygons descended on us

[adomolis]

best comedy of the year i can say. Certainly deserves an OSCAR!!!

[Clifftothemax]

'Mr Chairman!'

*She has a vagina you know?*

Priceless.

[A7WFG]

Hey Tygerfire, I challenge you to watch a movie that's possibly worse than Transmorphers. It's a Philippine-made movie called Resiklo. Just do a search on it. The trailer alone is convincing enough.

[ishyk10]

ahh just like a Mystery Science Theater/ Rifftax, except with text

[DaibloDBZ]

Is this for real?!

[ssstuy]

stopped watching it at 1.49, LOLWTFHAHAHAHAHAHAROLF!!!!!!!

[Euroman25]

A group of pornstars could have done better acting...

[backslashio]

Haha, the text was hit & miss but I still laughed :D 'Its a radar/periscope' - the future is here *answers phone/microwave*

[madmouse43]

you ruined the movie by putting subtitles of your own up. this is an outrage

[JK666AB]

yeah, without the subtitles this would clearly have been an Oscar-winner

[Euroman25]

The same guys have made

Terminator(s) check Assylums website :D

[SteakBeats]

Thanks for the on screen text. you've made this watchable.

[ajc06]

So, the planet was 20 million light years away, but it only took five years for the "message of peace" to get there and for the robots, who merely glided through space at what looks like 5mph, to get to Earth?

And, seriously, what's with all the "sirs"? I can sort of understand the writer being that stupid (see above), but didn't anyone say, "You know...."? XD

Also, I love how the black guy keeps holding his gun up, even though his arm's visibly getting tired. Strike a pose.

[fragtore]

Why is there stupid stupid stupid and not so funny text all over?

[TheTygerfire]

fuck you too.

[FreonRose]

lmao, get'm tyger. awesome video. i saw this when i went to block buster adn knew it was some shitty rip off of transformers. they have another one that rips off aliens vs predator ill send you the name when i find it again lol.

[JK666AB]

yeah, must've ruined this great movie for ya, huh?

[Ysasmendi]

AWESOME!!!

[disturbed1485]

LMAO!

[subedi1432]

I was pissed off when i buyed this movi thinking it was transformers!! and they came out same time too.......

[dasuberedward]

buyed

[ArcaneMind]

never watched the movie but I was curious when I heard about it on some other site. The nI foudn this with the subtitles, hahah

good job

[ArcaneMind]

then* i found*

[LightningT5]

Tigerfire your on-screen notes rock!!!!!

[WallsOfCraig]

omg Amy Webber was in this? Well that explains everything!

[TheTygerfire]

Yep, THE Amy Weber is in this movie.

[Cyhort182]

XD. I can't wait till part 2

[ForsakenLyre]

Rofl.