Banned Rohypnol commercial - Nocturnal Emissions Comedy

[mathieuthewhite]

HOLY CRAP !!! I was wearing headphone and was 100% sure that the girl who was laughing at 0:09 was just next to me 0_0 I pissed myself !!

[TheDashingRogue]

The first one was freakin' funny!

[tom89zigman]

Sweet Revenge.

[killerflemm]

hmm where can i get one of does....... just kidding

[Mischaonline]

Americans have no idea what Rohypnol is because it is not aviable to them. I had it prescribed from the Student Health Clinic at my University here in Sweden.

In fact, since it is one of the best sleeping pills on the market it is widley prescribed and we do not have students raping each other just because they use this medicine for having trouble with their sleep.

Rohypnol is just an ordinary sleeping pill not a date rape drug. You´d wake up pretty quick if someone shouts for instance...

[829ptk]

Lol

[829ptk]

I think that this should be aired as a public service announcement

[FetchMeTheirSouls1]

This just made me think of human centipede o.o fml...

[Corrupt5358]

I would like to see this marketed at 5mg a tablet in bottles of 100, and without having to see the pharmacist, it's none of their damn business what you do with it. It should be next to the asprin on the shelf :)

[rilezly]

so..... rohypnol makes you rape ppl!!!! this commercial makes no sense and is just... fucking stupid...

[JustGeorgeTV]

@rilezly Well yes...it's a date rape drug...

[rilezly]

@JustGeorgeTV Maybe to you but to me its a sleeping pill more or less ...

[Artbug]

I'm not surprised they fired you for the first one: It was terribly uncreative.

The second one, however, was very well thought out and anyone with even a hint of a dark/morbid sense of humor can appreciate it.

[seriall1337]

the end was, well.... unexpected. I guess that's what they call surprise butt sex?

[Boldchris123]

Laughed so fucking hard, good job!

[2005mynor]

I like

[Casanuda]

Proof that rape can be funny.

[miffbuckley]

I shouldn't have laughed - the end bit is funny.

[roozbehab]

very funny :-)))

[artistenoire]

Rape is not nullified or made right by the raping of another person.

[NocturnalComedy]

@artistenoire then clearly you have never raped a rapist.

[MrFreddyFeatures]

Did they go for the second one?

[NocturnalComedy]

@MrFreddyFeatures yup!

[able2ful1]

@NocturnalComedy waht the hell happened?

[RagnarFrunck]

Listen, raped victims.. You don't want to give in to hate here. It will only prolong the suffering you feel and fester. To move on you need to accept what happened, that you weren't at fault and that some people are so sick they victimize others in a desperate attempt at helping themselves.

Once you're at peace, and in a sense have forgiven the criminal (but not the crime), you can move on...

but that's when you go and tear up his ass instead!

Revenge needs to be served cold. Do it right.

[l337pwnage]

that is funny...until the guy stalks her, guts her like a fish, and strangles her with her own intestines. :p

[unicornkp]

That scared the living shit out of me when she laughed it only came though my left head phone and I thought it wasn't thy loud!!!!!!!!

[LucyLAL100]

0:30 Why the fuck did he look around if he was staying in a date with no one around?

[Chaosmegidramon]

hehe. couldn't actually hear what she were saying, but it's obvious she got payback.

[HPrototype1]

Hahahaha xD

[spiderwebbie96]

WTF

[UnionJaked]

LOLZ RAPE.

[jonbosrocks]

Lame.

Rape aint funny.

Period.

[JakariHanma]

No rape isn't a bitch, rape is a man who walks out of nowhere and penetrates the asshole that raped his friend :D. YAY KARMA

[Industrialunittolet]

Who'd want to do her anyway? I mean i could understand if she was fit or something...

[ianthornley]

@Industrialunittolet

as if you brits know anything about being attractive anyways...

[UnionJaked]

@Industrialunittolet

I lol'd

[weldergurl24]

well...i know what its like,....and i honestly wish that i had her balls lol..

Do u even realize how great it would feel to see that pig have this happen to him?

I see the humor in it,and im a victim,go ahead,say whatever,...im waiting for the comments

[NocturnalComedy]

@weldergurl24 sorry to hear that happened to you. It's a horrible thing that no one should have done to them.

[weldergurl24]

Thanks :) it's been 8 years since it happened.a few years ago I wouldn't be able to watchthis,but it actually made me laugh,not that I would ever do it, but the thought of it happening to him made me smile,sounds awful I know!but it did

[Industrialunittolet]

@weldergurl24

A load of people have been raped in their time but they're not all spiteful bitches :)

[weldergurl24]

@Industrialunittolet wow ur a funny guy!!!

it was a friend .... and ya i am a spiteful bitch thanks :)

Im sorry if that bothers you,but ...wait...i dont give a f*** :D

[doedeerdeathray]

@Industrialunittolet haha you're disgusting

[Kellygirrl27]

@weldergurl24 I totally agree with you ,,I wish I had the balls too, times 100X!!!

It would feel fantastic,,

it would relieve my ANGER,,

years of keeping my sexual abuse a secret,,the physical damage can NOT be undone,,payback from what he did to me,,

although I am not sick enough to watch,,like him,,FREAK!!!,,

SO,,yes I laughed ,,BUT,,enjoyed? ,NO.

Considering the drug was made for a SLEEP AID,,the idiots who made an AD for it should have known they'd be canned

[pwnedurmum69]

@weldergurl24 dont lie u wanted it you sex fiend 

[rilezly]

@weldergurl24 you poor lil victim :(

[FightClubPresident]

@weldergurl24 yea thts good and all but this was a joke and these ppl are actors theres no rapists here.................. so, yeah.

[dcmsdude125]

thats some funny shit right der

[apples2233]

for all you people that think its offensive it is

a joke. let loose and just laugh,

[FreeHugFriday121]

~attampts at muffling laughter~ amhmhmhmhmhmmmmahahmahahhahaha­**

~fails~ BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­!!!!!

nice xD

[perkulaterful]

Wait, if the second half was made to be non-sexist, why didn't she rape him instead? The other dude totally ruins it.

[AsuzuKimiyo]

This is fucking hilarious.

[MypandaAndJenee]

lmAo

[doedeerdeathray]

This isn't funny. I might excuse it being offensive if I laughed. Or smirked. This is just poorly made.

[NocturnalComedy]

@doedeerdeathray 190,000 people on here disagree

[bakersk8r41]

@NocturnalComedy

just because they viewed it doesn't mean that liked it

[doedeerdeathray]

@NocturnalComedy

because what is popular is always right! I mean we have proof in the popularity of Justin Bieber.

[JakariHanma]

@doedeerdeathray Really becuase I laughed my ass off?

[doedeerdeathray]

@JakariHanma

Did you? You seem unsure.

[SuperPokemonfan97]

This video is nothing. My friend's uncle Jimbo Ruqus is strong enough to rape me, my brother, and my dog at the same time.

[thatkidlexi]

OHMYGOD. xD

[ShokoDemon]

i was molested as a child, and i find this hilarious

[LucyLAL100]

0:29 why the fuck does he look around if it is his house?

[Genowhere]

That shit is just fucked up period

[DnaAngel33]

LMFAO OMG i laughed so hard

[Bladestar7]

You guys are sick. LOL

[metrotorful]

damn funny!!!!!!

[djazr]

hahahahahaha are they fucking serious? This is basically the only way to make a commercial for roofies. like do they actually expect people to take it seriously?

[brenjay69]

lol

[MissDiavolaki666]

hahaha! the second one is perfect. lol

[qick07]

where's the rapist glasses...this isnt reality

[meijinyukichan1925]

i love this!!! nice one!

[TheSnipersnake45]

LOL I love this video,btw whats the name of the music?

[MisleadGuidance]

I've learnt a lot, thank you youtube.

[Warlord9929]

@MisleadGuidance *learned

Maybe you shouldn't learn from YouTube.

[MisleadGuidance]

@Warlord9929 Learnt: 1. Gain or acquire knowledge of or skill in (something) by study, experience, or being taught.

Maybe you should think twice before you attempt to correct people.

Learned is more common in the states, but I'm not American.

[Warlord9929]

@MisleadGuidance My apologies, you're correct, I am mistaken. I forget that American English can be very different at times.

[enesdeape]

*looooool* THIS IS AWESOME!!! ^^

[rollercoasterrob2]

Bacon. I smell it.

[MartinLangis]

@rollercoasterrob2 With or without wings?

[rollercoasterrob2]

@MartinLangis Hi Bacula! LOL

[MartinLangis]

@rollercoasterrob2 ohai der! :D

[ShinsengumiGirl]

ROFLMAO

[nimrob]

trash idea

[kara1464]

revenge is a bitch lol.... LUVVIT

[someguy812]

The second one is best xD

[niceperson31295]

OH MY GOD!!! almost turned this, almost!

[FilipinoObjectivist]

Ahahahaha!

[MithrilFist]

I bet the guy was her brother.

[ConersSabrina]

DAMN! LMAO

[wyatnoze]

I would run this commercial, it's hilarious.

[zkillcow10]

119,700 view! what do i get? its an even number :)

[NocturnalComedy]

@zkillcow10 you get to hang out with davidanthonymitchell and listen to his self rightousness all day!

[khotaqaz]

@zkillcow10 U GET A ROHYPNOL TABLET IN YOUR DRINK!

[davidanthonymitchell]

I get the humour but allthough comedy has no limits (so I have been told) I think this is a tad offensive, for instance what if somebody who had been date raped after being spiked with flunitrazepam see's this and then self harms or worse. I think you should include a warning at the start as to it's content. I found this by accident by the way and I also find some of the comments left by people to be more offensive than the video. Peace to you all M.C. Mitch Isle of Man.

[NocturnalComedy]

@davidanthonymitchell I think having "Banned RAPE commercial" in the title might give you some implication of what the commercial is about. 

[devilsatan666man]

@NocturnalComedy best comment ever

[NocturnalComedy]

@devilsatan666man thank you.  we try to defend our rape sketches the best we can

[lassehoei]

@davidanthonymitchell I dont see why rape would be more offensive than other typical topics in comedy, such as people getting hurt or killed (if you ever watched a cartoon you know what I\m talking about)

[real85er]

shocking but funny!

[Deadperson213]

There is nothing wrong with rape. As long as you don't get caught.

[lmgoose]

@Deadperson213 What a remarkably fatuous thing to say.

[Harrythelej]

Jesus! Markohoppis had comment arguments with like 4 different ppl! Wat the fucks wrong with u markohoppis? calm the fuck down...

[quillber]

ew the sperm at the end is grooosss

[jenniferkendall1998]

lol!!! that was so funny!!!!!

[GamingandSocialfun]

perfect commercial

[dhrk2k7]

very funny lol !!!!!

[donCALLAN]

Nasty

[Feetee333]

rofl.

[Psychosmurf547]

LMAO!!!

[Cupcakelover70]

sucked this is soo mest up!!!!!!!!!

[nicora60]

buy the product and then invite a hot girl for a drink :P

[DoctorMasterRoseOT3]

Just so you know - I'm never going to be able to watch Lady and the Tramp again :DI feel bad for finding this so funny

[pk4eva2]

82,665 th veiw WHAT DO I WIN?

[NocturnalComedy]

@pk4eva2 you win this drink! drink up quick!

[Elsie3451]

Lol

[0318TENTAKE]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha. Gay.

[godfarther12]

HAHAHA!!!

[Markohoppis]

It seems like being raped by a man when you're a heterosexual woman wouldn't be as bad as a heterosexual man being raped by another man.

The whole gay different sexuality anal rape factor would make it so much worse, and not comparable to a heterosexual rape.

[sheri226]

@Markohoppis Rape is rape...

[Markohoppis]

@sheri226 Then stop forcing men to have sex with you.

[MyLooneyBun]

@Markohoppis You ignorant little shit. Forced sex is forced sex. Doesnt matter what gender, or what hole it is for that matter

[Markohoppis]

@MyLooneyBun A straight woman being raped by a man wouldn't be as bad as a straight man being raped by another man. Most women even fantasize about it don't they?

[MyLooneyBun]

@Markohoppis How can you say it would'nt be as bad?! What makes it any different?!

[Markohoppis]

@MyLooneyBun The fact that straight men are not attracted to men, and a cock would rip and tear an ass more than a vagina. The thought of consensually being with another man repulses me on levels that I can't even describe.

as a straight man, I'd rather be raped by a woman than a man, even if she was terribly repulsive to me.

I've never seen any studies on this topic, but I would like to.

[MyLooneyBun]

@Markohoppis I'm not even going to discuss this with you anymore, you horrible little man.

[Markohoppis]

@MyLooneyBun Don't be so oversensitive. Who knows, maybe you were raped, and now you can't rationally think about things.

[SuperFairguy]

@Markohoppis he/she isn't being oversensitive, they're right

[lovelyfairy27]

@Markohoppis A lot of women get torn in their vagina while being raped. Christ you just sound like a rapist. You are such a pig with how you responded to that woman. Maybe you are so adamant about gay rape because you experienced it. Or just a homophobe in the closet.

[Markohoppis]

@lovelyfairy27 Just stating the truth, don't be so sensitive about it. *hugs*

[SuperFairguy]

@Markohoppis are you a complete moron? Look up the words "fantasy" and "reality" - they have very different meanings. Just because SOME women fantasise about rape it doesn't mean they'd be fine about some sicko actually raping them

[Markohoppis]

@SuperFairguy I can understand the over sensitivity from a woman, but a male? LOL too funny, control your temper, eunuch.

[SuperFairguy]

@Markohoppis pathetic. Anything that doesn't agree with your warped way of thinking, you label the it "oversensitivity". NO, it's fact and you need to learn to use your brain

[Markohoppis]

@SuperFairguy No, name calling is sign of being emotionally affected by something, and the reacting to it in an emotional way. In this context, it is a symptom of over sensitivity.

I wouldn't call my contention warped, I would call it justified curiosity. I can't censor myself to please the sensibilities of a few.

[SuperFairguy]

@Markohoppis doing it again I see - how clever and original. Grow up.

[Markohoppis]

@SuperFairguy Go get raped by another male, superfairguy.

[SuperFairguy]

@Markohoppis oh, you're hilarious. Does male rape turn you on? Would you like it up the butt?

[ahands2101]

@SuperFairguy @Markohoppis Get a room.

[ThoseLittleRabbits]

that girl is ugly

[bignslipery123]

rapists have been using rohypnol forever .. thats how they got the idea, its called the date rape drug

[pppie123]

Drinks, anyone?

[lrchang]

her voice is freaky

[Slipsnob]

I hope no rapists have actually used that before... >__>'

[newhopeRocks]

..................... damn

[ummmmmm17]

thats black humour right there. i love it!

[beforethethrone7]

Omg this is horraible :0

[fallout2029]

That sucks, that's happened to me twice with this one bitch

[drbg11]

LMAO LOLOLOL ROFL LMFAO!!

[vizarath1]

its absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant stop laughing hehehehehehehehhehe

[MultiSecret111]

it is sexist and any1 who buys it shud go 2 hell

[angelsk93]

lol.. xD

[lightwhite22]

Haha lol rofl lmfao!!!!

[anandodasgupta]

roflmao!

[lock8111]

LOL

ROFL

LMAO

ROFLMAO

[SterlingKnightLines]

A 14 year old girl, my best friend, just got raped! It happened in minnesota in a small town of about 1500 people! It is really scary!

[alaskanmes]

@SterlingKnightLines hahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!! that is a funny story

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[reducingASH]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOL THAT GUY JUZ GOT RAPEEEEED Omggg now i will never drink anything my girl give. LOl

[therealallpro]

that's what that mug gets for being greedy.

[az9az9az9]

Nice

[coxi666]

omg this is the best thing in the world ever

[littlerascalslol89]

lol i bet wen he wakes up he's gonna say my ass hurts an he touches it and see spirm and he is like WTF i be like betta get yoself checked out

P.S TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

[BogMonkey53]

Hahahah

[MrLog101]

25,000th view lal

[NocturnalComedy]

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[lulu123m]

hahahahahahahahaha!! xDD

[littlerascalslol89]

lol but fcked bye another man that gross and funny