Omid Djalili Comedy 1

[fayyad8]

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[bilal1001]

THIS IS ABOUT COMEDY MTFS. NOTHING TO DO ABOUT RACE, COLOR OR RELIGION. IT'S ABOUT BEING FUNNY. I THINK THAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS IN YOUR LIFE

[kubism1978]

"I am the only Iranian comedian.... in the world". Hahahahaha...

[CrazyDude862]

Yusuf Amir :D

[Nissoification]

Omid Djalili is a great Iranian/British comedian, actor, television producer and writer. He was born in Chelsea, London. He does great accents but his first language is British English..

If you want to read more check out wikipedia. I personally know his brother Javid.

[staanar001]

his accent changed alot

[acesgoplaces]

He should have his own talk show!

[borna123]

wasnt this guy in Gladiator? he was the merchant that sold the guy "gay giraffes"

[beepbeepimaification]

@borna123 he was also in the mummy

[MannyPak1]

this was the arab guy from the movie "mummy" very funny man

[TheMutification]

I've got a mancrush

[stimps82]

most people fail miserably on stage with "my next impression..."

[bobtheforth]

fucking amaing

[Cyberioxxi2]

This your mann Yusuffff....

[KairuHakubi]

yoooo where's part 2?

[gule41018]

this guy is funny

[rooster12345678910]

YUSEF

[IamKurdSon]

That man is Kurdish :P

[s4mis4mi]

@IamKurdSon

Persian ...

[ParthianImmortal]

@s4mis4mi what is the difference? we are all iranians.

[ParthianImmortal]

@IamKurdSon we are all iranians brother.

[iddycool]

Import

Export

Cash and carry

Send by truck

Or send by ferry!

[000nour000]

we're running out of oil hahaha omg what a legend

[Y2JRantfan]

YUSUF.

[jimmy786UK]

Very funny guy...

[monirehC]

He Has ARABIC accent & he des NOT sund Iranian .

[SteelHammer5000]

One of a kind. You will never see another Omid Djalili.

[jnarutob]

he uses the same stuff over and over. he needs a new stuff to go on, Brilliant though!

[BJPen27]

what a traitor cunt

[FuckDaMedia]

he such a nob, he always speaks for the middle east as he wish he was fukin arab cuz he aint.

iran arnt arabs, they dont speak arabic. simple.

[sspersian]

@FuckDaMedia you idiot better learn abit geography before opening ur shit hole here.

iranian are not arabs but they are mideastern peaple.

mideastern means:iranian(persian,kurdish,­..),arabs,turks,jewish,assyria­n,egyptians.

arabs are one ethnic of mideast.

he speaks about him as mideastern bc he is iranian/persian which are also mideastern.

[FuckDaMedia]

@sspersian stfu im arab so i know what m talkin about. loads of times he takes the piss out of arabic language and speaks about the arabic culture. but hes not arab so what does this iranian persian know about us? yeah iran is in the middle east, but they are persians and doesnt represnt arabs. unless ur arab u would understand ok?

[zegh8578]

@FuckDaMedia its quite simple. he plays with the stereotype. most people see arabs, iranians, turks, pakistanis, afghans, the whole lot, as "arabs"

so he goes with that, for impact and fun.

so...

he "is an arab" :b

its not very complicated. i even do the same thing myself, refering to myself as a swede a lot of the time, even tho.. im not. but almost :b

[90Daaaannnneeee]

@zegh8578 one thing, Iranians are not Arabs and will never be arabs.

[zegh8578]

@90Daaaannnneeee i know, thats what i was replying to. he is iranian, but calls himself "arab" for humorous effect. its not some mistake he does.

its very uncommon for people to completely mistake their own ethicity :D

[TalentUnTapped]

YES!!!! I FOUND IT!!!!! AHAHA THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS HAHA THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE STAND UPS OF HIS

[IshDat1KiD]

"ARAB MONEY NIGGA!"

[VerticalhorizonXL]

Yusif Amir = Not white, ARAB

Omid Djalili = White, IRANIAN (not Arab)

[saggoh]

@VerticalhorizonXL lol?

[m3sopotamian]

@VerticalhorizonXL

racist fuck 

[alfredkaufteinhuhn]

@VerticalhorizonXL sorry, but that's such a bullshit

[FlameHue]

@VerticalhorizonXL Technically, Persian, not Iranian.  We're talking about his race here, not nationality.

[Jongro90]

I have to say he uses alot of his jokes over and over. But very funny the first time you hear him.

[polowski96]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 

[smallinson]

i hate him

[darklander47]

yusluf!

[MrCatimen]

Nicee Yusuf Amir ^^

[ossiefeyenoord]

Yusuf :

[therealMADgenius]

three more than germany YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THOSE GERMAN FAGGOTS DAMN I TOTALLY FORGOT HOW I LOVE THAT GUY.. ONLY SHAME I MENTIONED HIS NAME ON WOW SO EVERY STALKER GOT TO KNOW THIS GENIUS MAN I LOVE§ THIS GuY HAIL HIM DOWN WITH´GERMAN SONS OF BITCHES SCUM, THAT PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY BACKBONE WHO CAN NOTHING MORE THAN LIENG AND BEING HYPOCRITES!damn now i have to chane my youtube name again. i hope every german dies a painful death all german women betray their men.. I HATE GERMANS I LOVE OMID

[peter7409]

he is a fucking cunt. fat ugly twat

[Dazza781]

genius

[peter7409]

this tosser is not funny what a wanker, he is garbage. how did he get on tv. he is shite

[SteelHammer5000]

"Dont clap dont clap, i got no time for claping u silly bastards"...lol.

Omid Rulz.

[shanco1869]

hallo LMFAO

[VerticalhorizonXL]

Yusuf Amir is Arab, but Omid is not Arab he is Iranian which is quite weird. =)

[MrVideosphere]

LOL! this guy is the best!

"Any Iranians in here?!"

"whoo..."

"What I'm hearing is a muffled sound. What I'm sensing is shame." LOLZ!

[8899gabber]

This Bahá'í clown is an anti-Islam. He is loyal to the international zionism, and he frequently pays visits to Seat of the Universal House of Justice, governing body of the Bahá'ís, in Haifa, Israel. Most of his comedy is a bout Islam and Muslims. Terrorism is only an alibi.

[scyphe]

@8899gabber

I see you copied the exact same text to several different Omid Djalili clips. And no wonder he's making fun of Iran, Islam and muslims after what they've done to the bahá'í in Iran. Besides, Islam needs to be made fun off instead of scaring people, it's such a joke of a religion anyway.

[007DefCon3]

@scyphe You're a joke to society. Don't diss Islam.

[akchemist187]

"who's at the door 44" lol cracks me up

[akchemist187]

Yusuf Amir!!!!

[KittenButter]

What's with the fake accent?

[mattnorway]

"hello".. xDDDDDD

[ScLeprae]

Eh he's alright.

[1993aidan1993]

put on the transcribe audio, TWICE as funny haha!

[Etimos]

@1993aidan1993 "China's top is drinkable"

[1993aidan1993]

@Etimos Wierd just as i read this i was going to post the same thing haha

[billse10]

@1993aidan1993

I like the transcribed tribute to "boston the world over".

Bstards :)

[slaxxxer]

One trick fucking pony, he does this tedious "Iranian" routine each and every time he performs!

[samforever321]

not true he is not only iranian comedian, check out maz jobrani, he is well funny...

[halowut3]

BELLY DANCE

[deathmagnetica]

Y'allah, he is the best. Now I know why I loved this much that Yusuf Amir guy from the GTA :))

[bentheweirdo]

lol, its Yusif Amir

[wtfbollos]

@bentheweirdo yup ;)

[Hero519]

What's up my nigger

[1993gandy]

@Hero519 gimme some skin

[wtfbollos]

@Hero519 that cracked me up!

[zarifbest]

He is my favourite comedian but he never changes his material. Hes been doing the same jokes for more than 10 years which shows how good he is that people are still laughing out loud!

[stuntman12PL]

Yusuf Amir!

[FailedVidzProduction]

Yusuf <3

[NazliMusic]

SALAM to everyone in the UK! I'm the 1st PERSIAN SINGER/SONGWRITER to be in the final of a National UK Radio Competition so please support me by clicking on my name and vote (cost 3p). Merci!

[89pac]

his accent is not iranian it's arabic

[Leilam77]

@89pac yeah the accent is not iranian.....proper arabic

[9292Percival]

Omid djalili is a fat ugly sack of shite and he isnt a muslim. u c.u.n.t.s

[9292Percival]

Omid Djalili is an enemy of the white race. He will be hunted down.

[ovgohlivgihvvguh]

@9292Percival fuck u u piece of shit

[Izzehfy]

@9292Percival yeah and youre a complete tool

[thebigJM92]

Omid Djalili is awesome, a legend in our time! If everyone was as easy going and had the same sense of humour as Omid we would all get along fine.

[ezzo9009]

@thebigJM92 so true

[kevinbollers2]

Lol, I should do his Godzilla impression randomly on the subway one day and see what happens

[Kali4nia92]

is this Yusuf Amir on GTA ballad of gay tony?

[Zandi89]

@Kali4nia92 yeah he is

[johnnydust]

@Kali4nia92 Yeps, well spotted mate :D

[Gaprielll]

@Kali4nia92 110% and one of the funny characters in game. I never stop laughing

[BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO]

all i see this guy is the same joke over and over and over and over again

[Stickeyjam]

Shame on him though. He lost a ton of money and fans when they found out a lot of his jokes were stolen.

Pathetic.

[PetPetCow]

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[sebeasy]

I've got no time for clapping you silly bastards!!! LOL

[Kingomar10]

5* !!!!!!!!!

...3 more than Germany :D

[g00dguyforyou]

3 more than germany holy shitt hahahaha hey german girls can be quite funny!

[Caluer]

wie genial ist der denn? haha, ,,three more than germany!"

[roshanakmofidi]

I LOVE this guy<3

[Toronto2245]

@drkimy wtf?

[crazycake93]

What are u on matE?

[rawkrXbabee]

"who's at the door? 44" LOLOLOLL xD

[DonforDead]

He said most of these jokes in The Apollo thing.

[namiomani]

Talented

[DariusDaGreat86]

"Haloo" hahah

[ayboday]

"SITCOM! give me a sitcom!"

[youngoutlaw12]

YUSUF AMIR

[anku6]

No substance.....just cheap comedy! That is why is failed.

[jamiehowdle]

Omid Djalili = LEGEND

[303bassline]

Classic set! Perfect!

[slickman32]

could some1 explain that german joke

[tugatrix]

germans have no sense of humor lol

[RockyTeya]

cause german are known as serious ppl

[dtrix92]

His fake accent is perfect, you wouldn't think he's a Londoner.

[NGWBlaster]

@dtrix92 He's british

[dtrix92]

@NGWBlaster yeh, Londoner... as in from London, England. :D

[nazbites]

Thats a sexy accent

[87California]

I hear he's gonna do the voice of some arab dude in the new GTA series The Ballad of Gay Tony

[TheM47]

yeah, hes gonna be helping the main character..

theres a trailer thats focusing on this guy

yusef amir voiced by OMID DJALILI

[fikle]

Yep, he does the voice for Yusuf Amir.

[87California]

first I thought it was the same guy who voiced Roman Bellic

[fikle]

yeah, now that i think of it, roman did kinda sound like omid, hmm maybe it was actually him

[87California]

an Iranian playing as a Serb, i see no problem in that lol

[livejoker22]

Yusif Amir :P Amazing voice acting!

[FuckFeminists]

It is my opinion that what you have just seen here is the best intro in standup history. How to start the gig is always a big issue, and his confidence/self-conscious joke is just amazing as an opener.

[decodedmonkey]

"fuckfeminists part" i liked

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

I gotta say one thing. We have VERY good and intelligent comedians and cabaret artists here in germany. I don't know why people are thinking germans aren't funny. Damn, we are! :-D

[fogia25]

no you arent!

[hackedbg]

hitler hitler hitler

[khatholic]

I love how his true british accent creep through the middle eastern NONPC accent. He says "dodgy" and "arse"

[Instrumentish]

Awesome, loving this!!!!

[Butterflyonocean]

The only Iranian comedian, 3 more than Germany, really funny

[miladbr]

it so funny at 2:50

[Dusty4life]

his family are iranian.. but he was born and raised..or atleast raised in england.. he speaks perfect english ^^

[miladbr]

he raised in engleand as i know ;;)

[jalahalabadstyle3]

he was also born in england

[makegana]

XDDDD my arse is still burning

[pvcrma]

same material evrytime - what a prick - get this wanker out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!

[187onarichterscale]

You write a show, then you go on the road with it. And after a while you make a new show. That's what they all do. Comedians it is.

I can't get enough of his show. Funny fat bastard.

[SelamiTizlica]

i am Albanian living in London for sometime,,,this Jalili guy is the funniest comedian...he is the only one i can understand.

[Manbaman]

Jalili? he is Iranian dude

[peymaania]

He's just a Fat Kebab shop owner who can't afford to put a decent sausage in his pants! He was born in the UK, so technically he ain't eyeranian!

[Manbaman]

dude, u r talking about an important country,, its IRAN, not eyeran,,,its like I say Amayrica,,,,

[peymaania]

I know sweetie, I was born in that hell hole

myself. Americans pronounce it eyeran, and so I write just the way they pronounce

it. Welcome to the USA!

[Manbaman]

sorry but i think u r so mean,,,u r not talking, u r writing so u gotta write IRAN,,, and its not a hell hole, our only problem is our president,, everything else is ok,,, and thanx for welcoming me to country

[DeadJerker]

At 2:20 he invokes Godwin's Law

[dissolvinghorizons]

his belly dancing is beautiful.

[aqd2008]

fuck u u fucking idiot

[dylanmoran123]

Oh my, how old is this video?! He still sounds the same though.

[padfootpak]

my fav part is 3:42. when he talks of the indian bingo caller

[corporalsammy]

u say ' ur a disgrace to Iranians' and you have an name arsenewenger.......

[corporalsammy]

i support arsenal.........

[corporalsammy]

Oh and also if you dont like it why do you waste your time searching, watching and commenting on this video so i spose in the same way as you said 'your not funny go and fuck off.'

[Faltiann]

ArseneWenger you the biggest cock stain ive heard for a long time. Please explain "Burst" for me as well i assume it means kill in your retarded sense of the word. If it does you probab;y shouldnt say shit yoiu dont intend to carry out.

[corporalsammy]

well put

[ArseneWenger12891]

No what i mean by burst you disabled prik is pop his stomach with a needle and see him fly around the sky like a baloon.

[Faltiann]

You call me a disabled prick but you cant spell prick or Balloon. Your a fucking retard.

[backinstrachan]

Don't accuse someone of grammatical errors when you have managed to fuck up your own comment. Notice how I said "your" and not "you're".

[fzeeshan]

he speaks perfect english. This accent is an act. He speaks with british accent. He was born and raised in UK.

[dimitrilemos]

if u ever herd him for long enough the acent is only an act and can speak english very well probably better then u

[Manbaman]

dude, ik that hes english is good, someone said hes a fucking retarded, and i answered, hes a fucking retarded only because of his bad english????? thats all, im Iranian too,,,Peace

[dimitrilemos]

my mistake sorry enjoy the comedy!

[Manbaman]

its ok man, XD and thanx..

[lulita1234]

lol the accent is fake, part of the act

[Manbaman]

*EVERYBODY, would u please stop commenting back for this? i got my answer already....god damn youtube sucks..

[PINKxSTRIPEYxLLAMAS]

hes not a digrace just because he sounds like an Arab when Iranians and Arabs are different. he came here when he was very young, people can lose accents

[Roly0981]

Cool