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  • Jake: W.

    Amir: SLOW DOWN!

    Jake: Single U.

  • what swear word lasts that long ??

  • jake actually loves amir.

  • i follow jakeandamir on twitter

  • Except you can't delete your Twitter account from a mobile device and it takes 30 days before it is deleted--Jake could have just logged back in.

  • Hahahah!

  • Still funny in 2012.

  • *sigh* W--

    SLOW DOWN!

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!

  • @Lunastrahunter oh my goodness that was the funniest part!

  • gawd, i can't get sick of these guys, haha :D

  • WENIS. thats how you spell it, and its the flab on your elbow.

  • 283 people still use myspace

  • lol.....stitches my abdo

  • Oh my God. I just about busted a gut laughing!

    Ha ha ha. I said "bust a gut".

  • Jake: Do you even know what twitter is?!

    Amir: It's an online place where you keep your secrets.

  • He didnt actully cuss when they bleeded him out. His mouth was hardly moving.

  • twitter was made on 2006 and became its own company in 2007. Does that answer everyones question?

  • i hate it when people say thumbs up if you agree at the end of a comment thumbs up if you agree

  • If your gonna have 2 episodes about Twitter just have one

    If your gonna have 2 episodes about Twitter just have one

  • he must have been trying to spell "w"

  • 00:25 he is just saying "cock sucker" over and over again

  • Whers the beard

  • Great series and great episode. It's a shame Youtube put a 30-second advert at the start of a 88-second video.

  • must be amir's birthday

  • i dont remember an a in twitter....

  • they had twitter before it was cool

  • Amir : SHUT UP AND TELL ME HOW TO SPELL WEINER

    Jake : W...

    Amir : SHUT UP SLOW DOWN!

  • @C0BsT3R you didn't even quote it right..

  • @oneJx Wow, who cares, im not a perfectionist.

  • 10,000th like!!

  • ,,,back in those days we used to use twitter on our phones Oh what's twitter... it's a place u text with our secrets and they keep it locked away like in a loc in a lock.. in a lo in a lock box AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT'S PUBLIC ARE LIARS

    From u friendly sheesh

    Amir

  • Jake: W

    amir: SLOW DOWN !

  • His laptop is right in front of him.. Yet he's Tweeting on his phone?

  • Amir looks gay without a beard :\

  • Don't act so shocked you $*@#D^$&J8HR@#

  • did anyone else get that fresh ass add starring chris bosh?

  • Just shut your fat lips and tell me how to spell weinis! hahaha lol

  • twitter was actually launched in 2006

  • The real janitor!!!!!!

  • he can access twitter from that old phone? °_°

  • w SLOW DOWN XD

  • wouldent it be awesome if people actully thought that twitter was for secrets xD

  • This video was released on my sisters birthday 10 Dec

  • Jake: W.  Amir: Slow down!

  • I use the same username for everything too... 'Cept my youtube account, it's the only unique one so good luck finding me! >:D

  • definition of facebook: the new myspace

    definition of twitter: the new facebook

  • This is where they got the idea for Cloud.

  • yeh foolllllll not the best 1 riiii?

  • sorrow

  • TEEYOXT WITH MA DEEYOCK

  • I'm at my nan's house and there's no adblock. I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ALL OF THESE ADS! 

  • Well.... I can't say I'm surprised.... but Amir is going to be in the next Harold and Kumar MOVIEEE!!!!! Fuck YEEAHHHHH!!!!!!!! In Harold and Kumar 3!!

  • If I fucking hear Kate Bosworth squeaking about the Fabric of her Life one more time I am going to strangle someone.

  • they had twitter in 2008

  • @yannilove22

    You gotta learn how to be funny man.

  • @SlipAllCityToy i wasnt trying to be funny and im a girl

  • @yannilove22

    Don't be like Pat Cassels.

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  • @SlipAllCityToy if your going to reply to my comment just reply once.

    if your going to reply to my comment just reply once.

  • @yannilove22 yea it started in October 2008

  • @animesh099 Im pretty sure it was 2006..

  • Love this!

  • @zwartenblauw because he has a boner?

  • @theElectr0ne *Gasp* I would've never guessed =O

  • why was there no intro

  • @captaincrunch524 I think its an earlier one which didnt have intros

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  • "W..." "SLOW DOWN!" xD

  • Looks like Amirs is just repeating "cunt" over and over again :)

  • Leaning on my right elbow :D

  • i love how t9 is so old now

  • "W..."

    "SLOW DOWN!"

  • These two would be great on The Office.

  • OMG if youu like put blue, red and yellow m&m's in your mouth and just suck them they taste like cabbage ! THIS ISINT AWESOME TILL YOU TRY IT, GODDD!!!!

  • @heps2011xxx wat the hell are you talking about lol

  • @kishire6murcielago Emm.. we were hyper, okaay... And that was partly my friend.. :L

  • Slow Down!

  • WHY IS THIS FLAGGED

  • a wenis is the extra skin on ur elbow

  • w... SLOW DOWN!

  • "The number you have dialed 9.....1.......1 Has been changed to a non published number."

    .......O.o

  • 0:25: "don't act so shocked you ..cock sucking cunt....."(camera changes)

  • y was there still beeping when amir closed his mouth

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  • @premadonna17  yes, yes you did.

  • SLOW DOWN!

  • i want to slap amir in the face <3

  • Don't act so shocked u "cock suck dick cock"

  • Did I seriously just watch a Phineas and Ferb ad?

  • wenis, happy now?

  • lol

  • The Economic Crisis is in a sort of a Lockbox- Al Gore haha he woulda been like 12 years old when SNL did that

  • weird i used to have that phone 

  • when i saw jake and amir for first time i was like:"damn,that is kinda good."

    second video:"actually,that is awesome"

    and now im watching it for long time,i mean...this is like my 60th jake and amir video in row

  • Don't mind me, just stroking my wenis ;) I do know what a wenis is by the way so you can stop typing your hateful reply now

  • penis

  • i actually know someone who did the last bit, he asked me how to spell skype, I said s and he yelled "DONT GO SO FAST" he was comepletely serious. I had to stop my self from laughing, hardest thing ever

  • Happy Birthday Jake

  • -W -SLOW DOWN!!! AAHAHAHAHAHHAahhahahahahahahah­ahaahahahha this videos make me cryin'

  • The bleep hurt my wittle ears.. :(

  • -"W"

    -"SLOW DOWN!!!!"

    Reminds me of trying to teach my dad how to use windows.

  • W. SLOW DOWN!!!!!

  • I thought Amir only wears ties on his birthday?

  • 24 more like then there's 1000 raters!

  • Why is he wearing a suit?

  • (..................)

  • w SLOW DOWN

  • Sorrow hahaha

  • "w."

    "slow DOWN!"

  • The quality is terrible D:

  • W

    SLOW DOWN!

    

  • Awe I searched for the twitter jakeandamir but it didn't have any of amir secrets ):

  • Sorrow.

  • i like to kiss my pets

  • What do you guys think Amir said during that severely long beep?

  • Awesome Video ! You are looking for twitter service. Visit GotFollowersOnTwitter . c o m

  • god damnit stop being so funny i need to sleep

  • has anyone ever noticed tht amir kinda looks like kassemg?

  • @TheBATISTA333 I checked a few times to make sure it's not the same person : )

  • @GlazirinAna LOL!

  • W-E-I-N-U-S

  • hahha slow DOWN!!!

    

  • @topwomble who cares trollllllllllll

  • W. SLOW DOWN! Ahahaah

  • "9 11"

    im being held hostage in my room by jake and amir there not letting me leave.

  • @ev11 that a bad thing

  • @ev11 I'm sorry sir, we have the same problem.

  • @MenAmongPoodles you and 44 more people are gay

  • @MenAmongPoodles time to twitter that sh*t !

  • hold 2 down hiya

  • "W"

    "Slow DOWN!!"

  • no intro

  • i wonder what the janitor was thinking

  • Dont you just love when the highest rated comments are the same!

  • If two people are going to say the same thing, just say it once

    If two people are going to say the same thing, just say it once

  • II shall te-axt, TE-AXT WITH MY DI-ACK

  • sorrow...

  • "W" "Slow DOWN."

  • has anyone wondered how amir even manage to get the same job as jake? or a job at all?

    lol

  • @vaietehQ its all a script y'know

  • @colbo113 i think we're all aware of that, I'm talking about the logic behind this skit. It's questioning Amir's actual intelligene or Jake.

  • The top comments are the same again...

  • I hate it when the top comments are the same.

  • why are both top comments the same?

  • W .... SLOW DOWN

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • The top two comments are almost the exact same ^

  • Amir is so ADD!

  • why is amir wearing a tux????

  • who gives a shit if the two highest comments are the same, GOD stop bitching

  • Why are the two highest rated comments the exact same? *sigh* I remember when comments used to be original

  • why was amir in a tuxedo again?

  • just shut your fat face and tell me how to spell weenis xD

  • So that is twitter payed adverstiment?

    Could you atleast add some humor?

    (Also, nice phone Amir, guess blackberry adverstizers couldnt give you any of their production)

  • @InterestingPose Umadbro

  • @ownagemunky ye :[

  • "Textinggggg, Texting Texting Texting,...JAKE TEXTING"

  • Another day at the races

  • updating twitter on his cell while his laptop is right infront of him

  • press 4&5 for amir saying anal and grenades

  • Doyhickey