,,,back in those days we used to use twitter on our phones Oh what's twitter... it's a place u text with our secrets and they keep it locked away like in a loc in a lock.. in a lo in a lock box AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT'S PUBLIC ARE LIARS
Well.... I can't say I'm surprised.... but Amir is going to be in the next Harold and Kumar MOVIEEE!!!!! Fuck YEEAHHHHH!!!!!!!! In Harold and Kumar 3!!
Hi everyone! we are trying to get Amir to host SNL, if you want to help us please join our group on Facebook, 'Amir Blumenfeld should host SNL' And also please thumb up so everyone will see, thanks
OMG if youu like put blue, red and yellow m&m's in your mouth and just suck them they taste like cabbage ! THIS ISINT AWESOME TILL YOU TRY IT, GODDD!!!!
i actually know someone who did the last bit, he asked me how to spell skype, I said s and he yelled "DONT GO SO FAST" he was comepletely serious. I had to stop my self from laughing, hardest thing ever
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!
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MrJoeyMulder 2 days ago
Jake: W.
Amir: SLOW DOWN!
Jake: Single U.
BairunPancakes 5 days ago 2
what swear word lasts that long ??
Bandriiiia 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
jake actually loves amir.
vijaygodard 1 week ago
i follow jakeandamir on twitter
GuyThatLikesToHunt 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Except you can't delete your Twitter account from a mobile device and it takes 30 days before it is deleted--Jake could have just logged back in.
1arithehun 1 week ago
Hahahah!
rajdeep101 3 weeks ago
Still funny in 2012.
FurudoGou 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 9
*sigh* W--
SLOW DOWN!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!
Lunastrahunter 3 weeks ago 4
@Lunastrahunter oh my goodness that was the funniest part!
powderblue80 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
gawd, i can't get sick of these guys, haha :D
FeatherPosing 4 weeks ago
WENIS. thats how you spell it, and its the flab on your elbow.
LightlyCaffienated 4 weeks ago
283 people still use myspace
epicviralfails 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
lol.....stitches my abdo
TheRatheeshveliyathu 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Oh my God. I just about busted a gut laughing!
Ha ha ha. I said "bust a gut".
pandora3579 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Jake: Do you even know what twitter is?!
Amir: It's an online place where you keep your secrets.
umairhussain2009 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
He didnt actully cuss when they bleeded him out. His mouth was hardly moving.
urastar15 1 month ago
twitter was made on 2006 and became its own company in 2007. Does that answer everyones question?
AlmightyCerberus 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 5
i hate it when people say thumbs up if you agree at the end of a comment thumbs up if you agree
dunebuggy4000 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
If your gonna have 2 episodes about Twitter just have one
If your gonna have 2 episodes about Twitter just have one
RyanRhinoZayas 1 month ago
he must have been trying to spell "w"
NavajoBeauty 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
00:25 he is just saying "cock sucker" over and over again
123lightingman 1 month ago
Whers the beard
koldkilax 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Great series and great episode. It's a shame Youtube put a 30-second advert at the start of a 88-second video.
SkyewardMedia 1 month ago in playlist Jake and Amir
must be amir's birthday
xmosco80x 1 month ago
i dont remember an a in twitter....
silverMDX 1 month ago
they had twitter before it was cool
jerryinyt 1 month ago
Amir : SHUT UP AND TELL ME HOW TO SPELL WEINER
Jake : W...
Amir : SHUT UP SLOW DOWN!
C0BsT3R 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@C0BsT3R you didn't even quote it right..
oneJx 1 month ago
@oneJx Wow, who cares, im not a perfectionist.
C0BsT3R 1 month ago
10,000th like!!
philrichardson99 2 months ago
,,,back in those days we used to use twitter on our phones Oh what's twitter... it's a place u text with our secrets and they keep it locked away like in a loc in a lock.. in a lo in a lock box AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT'S PUBLIC ARE LIARS
From u friendly sheesh
Amir
MrMonkeyinthemiddle 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Jake: W
amir: SLOW DOWN !
yeeee75 2 months ago
His laptop is right in front of him.. Yet he's Tweeting on his phone?
LolifiedByMe 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Amir looks gay without a beard :\
LongboardGurus 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Don't act so shocked you $*@#D^$&J8HR@#
58BeatsMusic 2 months ago 7
did anyone else get that fresh ass add starring chris bosh?
Crosby4hyg 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Just shut your fat lips and tell me how to spell weinis! hahaha lol
Whatthe123479 2 months ago
twitter was actually launched in 2006
iweepwhenifart 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
The real janitor!!!!!!
natcaasi 2 months ago
he can access twitter from that old phone? °_°
MegaPanzers1 2 months ago
w SLOW DOWN XD
mraysarissa 2 months ago 2
wouldent it be awesome if people actully thought that twitter was for secrets xD
x0chrystinax0 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
This video was released on my sisters birthday 10 Dec
ronanjamesmcintyre 2 months ago
Jake: W. Amir: Slow down!
svensKazzinoth 2 months ago
I use the same username for everything too... 'Cept my youtube account, it's the only unique one so good luck finding me! >:D
Roronoa2zoro 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
definition of facebook: the new myspace
definition of twitter: the new facebook
ym54444 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
This is where they got the idea for Cloud.
chiseen 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
yeh foolllllll not the best 1 riiii?
dEmrRt00 3 months ago
sorrow
bennewrinoath 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
TEEYOXT WITH MA DEEYOCK
MrIronglass 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I'm at my nan's house and there's no adblock. I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ALL OF THESE ADS!
SamGlover25 3 months ago
Well.... I can't say I'm surprised.... but Amir is going to be in the next Harold and Kumar MOVIEEE!!!!! Fuck YEEAHHHHH!!!!!!!! In Harold and Kumar 3!!
hmg143 3 months ago
If I fucking hear Kate Bosworth squeaking about the Fabric of her Life one more time I am going to strangle someone.
WeAreAirborne 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 4
they had twitter in 2008
yannilove22 4 months ago 313
@yannilove22
You gotta learn how to be funny man.
SlipAllCityToy 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
@SlipAllCityToy i wasnt trying to be funny and im a girl
yannilove22 3 months ago
@yannilove22
Don't be like Pat Cassels.
SlipAllCityToy 3 months ago
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yannilove22 3 months ago
@SlipAllCityToy if your going to reply to my comment just reply once.
if your going to reply to my comment just reply once.
yannilove22 3 months ago
@yannilove22 yea it started in October 2008
animesh099 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
@animesh099 Im pretty sure it was 2006..
lilluke153 1 month ago
Love this!
SuperCoolBuddy111 4 months ago
@zwartenblauw because he has a boner?
theElectr0ne 4 months ago 62
@theElectr0ne *Gasp* I would've never guessed =O
RareandFriends 1 month ago
why was there no intro
captaincrunch524 4 months ago
@captaincrunch524 I think its an earlier one which didnt have intros
sov6rulz 4 months ago
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DrBob66 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
"W..." "SLOW DOWN!" xD
Pokemaniac9510 4 months ago 4
Looks like Amirs is just repeating "cunt" over and over again :)
Langemann92 4 months ago
Leaning on my right elbow :D
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mayanmeron 4 months ago
i love how t9 is so old now
somesanity1 4 months ago
"W..."
"SLOW DOWN!"
ChristyG42 4 months ago 6
These two would be great on The Office.
bentertainment1 5 months ago
OMG if youu like put blue, red and yellow m&m's in your mouth and just suck them they taste like cabbage ! THIS ISINT AWESOME TILL YOU TRY IT, GODDD!!!!
heps2011xxx 5 months ago
@heps2011xxx wat the hell are you talking about lol
kishire6murcielago 4 months ago
@kishire6murcielago Emm.. we were hyper, okaay... And that was partly my friend.. :L
heps2011xxx 4 months ago
Slow Down!
MySlimey 5 months ago
WHY IS THIS FLAGGED
hihi04301 5 months ago
a wenis is the extra skin on ur elbow
ecn10111 5 months ago
w... SLOW DOWN!
Embro15 5 months ago 4
"The number you have dialed 9.....1.......1 Has been changed to a non published number."
.......O.o
cowboybeepbop1 5 months ago
0:25: "don't act so shocked you ..cock sucking cunt....."(camera changes)
punkvictim 5 months ago
y was there still beeping when amir closed his mouth
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WGAFproductionz 5 months ago
@premadonna17 yes, yes you did.
africandude1 5 months ago
SLOW DOWN!
MySlimey 5 months ago
i want to slap amir in the face <3
ghassemifar 5 months ago
Don't act so shocked u "cock suck dick cock"
MrKamakazi27 5 months ago
Did I seriously just watch a Phineas and Ferb ad?
premadonna17 5 months ago
wenis, happy now?
PersonMan145 5 months ago
lol
madparasit3 5 months ago
The Economic Crisis is in a sort of a Lockbox- Al Gore haha he woulda been like 12 years old when SNL did that
xxliros99xx 5 months ago
weird i used to have that phone
AndTheWailers 5 months ago
when i saw jake and amir for first time i was like:"damn,that is kinda good."
second video:"actually,that is awesome"
and now im watching it for long time,i mean...this is like my 60th jake and amir video in row
Bender2Rodriguez 5 months ago 4
Don't mind me, just stroking my wenis ;) I do know what a wenis is by the way so you can stop typing your hateful reply now
SkateNation2010 5 months ago
penis
malak259 5 months ago
i actually know someone who did the last bit, he asked me how to spell skype, I said s and he yelled "DONT GO SO FAST" he was comepletely serious. I had to stop my self from laughing, hardest thing ever
OhLookItsJessalyn 5 months ago
Happy Birthday Jake
MrJosh54113 5 months ago
-W -SLOW DOWN!!! AAHAHAHAHAHHAahhahahahahahahahahaahahahha this videos make me cryin'
stalker130697 5 months ago
The bleep hurt my wittle ears.. :(
HAXOR64 6 months ago
-"W"
-"SLOW DOWN!!!!"
Reminds me of trying to teach my dad how to use windows.
L00NGB00W 6 months ago 3
W. SLOW DOWN!!!!!
Acemoor 6 months ago
I thought Amir only wears ties on his birthday?
hooplablahblahblah 6 months ago
24 more like then there's 1000 raters!
bobbyboorox 6 months ago
Why is he wearing a suit?
Sifertrex 6 months ago
(..................)
QuiickScopedYa 6 months ago
w SLOW DOWN
Im123Beast 6 months ago 73
Sorrow hahaha
nicholasallenanthony 6 months ago
"w."
"slow DOWN!"
leveechevy 6 months ago 5
The quality is terrible D:
PewPewZeb 6 months ago
W
SLOW DOWN!
tarheeldawgboy 6 months ago 5
Awe I searched for the twitter jakeandamir but it didn't have any of amir secrets ):
riffdex69 6 months ago
Sorrow.
PinkPanda361 6 months ago 3
i like to kiss my pets
braydenspoon95 6 months ago
What do you guys think Amir said during that severely long beep?
girly10az 6 months ago
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christophersmith2304 6 months ago
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I expected his profile at the end
Device24G1 6 months ago
god damnit stop being so funny i need to sleep
spitfire158 6 months ago
has anyone ever noticed tht amir kinda looks like kassemg?
TheBATISTA333 6 months ago
@TheBATISTA333 I checked a few times to make sure it's not the same person : )
GlazirinAna 6 months ago
@GlazirinAna LOL!
TheBATISTA333 6 months ago
W-E-I-N-U-S
philyphil96 6 months ago
hahha slow DOWN!!!
mothershipish1 6 months ago
@topwomble who cares trollllllllllll
thealienking0007mgs 6 months ago
W. SLOW DOWN! Ahahaah
Jackie8464 6 months ago
"9 11"
im being held hostage in my room by jake and amir there not letting me leave.
ev11 6 months ago 319
@ev11 that a bad thing
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i have a boner.
MenAmongPoodles 6 months ago 167
@MenAmongPoodles you and 44 more people are gay
tonedelux 6 months ago
@MenAmongPoodles time to twitter that sh*t !
VitostalkerDeluxxxe 4 months ago
hold 2 down hiya
tinymilkstain 6 months ago
"W"
"Slow DOWN!!"
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gentile1027 6 months ago
no intro
hiddenninjashadow 6 months ago
i wonder what the janitor was thinking
Hazzye90 6 months ago
Dont you just love when the highest rated comments are the same!
XxProShotzxX 6 months ago
If two people are going to say the same thing, just say it once
If two people are going to say the same thing, just say it once
DragonBallZFan13 6 months ago
II shall te-axt, TE-AXT WITH MY DI-ACK
beardedlantern 6 months ago
sorrow...
GradeSchoolRecords 6 months ago
"W" "Slow DOWN."
penguinrainbowz 6 months ago
has anyone wondered how amir even manage to get the same job as jake? or a job at all?
lol
vaietehQ 6 months ago
@vaietehQ its all a script y'know
colbo113 6 months ago
@colbo113 i think we're all aware of that, I'm talking about the logic behind this skit. It's questioning Amir's actual intelligene or Jake.
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dandarubbabandman 6 months ago 8
The top comments are the same again...
MarioAwSoMeNeSs321 7 months ago 3
I hate it when the top comments are the same.
asianretardation 7 months ago 4
why are both top comments the same?
CrazyPenguin181 7 months ago 3
W .... SLOW DOWN
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
zubirawr 7 months ago
The top two comments are almost the exact same ^
michaelhotmail9 7 months ago
Amir is so ADD!
TheEagleEnigma 7 months ago
why is amir wearing a tux????
ilovelinkinpark6 7 months ago
who gives a shit if the two highest comments are the same, GOD stop bitching
happyispretty 7 months ago
Why are the two highest rated comments the exact same? *sigh* I remember when comments used to be original
Okram49 7 months ago
why was amir in a tuxedo again?
ThatKidFromVancouver 7 months ago
just shut your fat face and tell me how to spell weenis xD
doodelay 7 months ago
So that is twitter payed adverstiment?
Could you atleast add some humor?
(Also, nice phone Amir, guess blackberry adverstizers couldnt give you any of their production)
InterestingPose 7 months ago
@InterestingPose Umadbro
ownagemunky 6 months ago
@ownagemunky ye :[
InterestingPose 6 months ago
"Textinggggg, Texting Texting Texting,...JAKE TEXTING"
ThatChickkAna 7 months ago
Another day at the races
Randyolsson 7 months ago
updating twitter on his cell while his laptop is right infront of him
jeffen8 7 months ago 3
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I used to work with a guy like Amir, he got fired, and I became happy.
zelpar 7 months ago 4
press 4&5 for amir saying anal and grenades
scoobydoonewlon 7 months ago
Doyhickey
tsnyder700 7 months ago
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Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!
There now you only have to read one comment
elgallo40 7 months ago 89