Hey Whorebags!!

[polarpanda00]

haha YOUR AMAZING!!

[WackyZacky1000]

I have some motivational speaking for you to get in shape. Your a fat ass. The end.

[mrsstern323]

Once again, I wish I could "like" this video 25 times. You are so so so many kinds of AWESOME :)

[makeuptheatermutt]

GAH I want to be your friend, and touch your face, so hopefully one ioda of your awesome and beauty could rub off onto me

PS - you can call me a whorebag any time you like ;) haha

[yuraanimanga]

I still think you are amazing!! <3

[TheGreenFerret107]

hahahaaha love it!!!

[xhakunaXmatatax]

haha. great video!!!

oh and dont hurt the live kittens...

douchebags arent worth the life of a cute fluffy lil kitten.

[humirocks4u]

nicely said! you are AMAZING! :)

[kam0780]

whoot whoot for MIDWEST GIRLS!!!!

[BasketKiwi]

I was so loving this video. Especially when you started talking about how you handled haters, it was pretty bad ass. I was like, "Yeah! Go Meghan!"

And then the last few seconds I went from

xD

to

0.0

Haha, I think I even gasped. Quite a sudden, violent image, but very effective as far as inducing fear goes. ^^

You are awesome!

But you already knew that.

;0]

[angieblack951]

I LOV3 YOU!!! YOU AR3 AMAZING I LOVE TH3 FACT YOU CAN B3 YOURS3LF! and you AR3 B3AUTIFUL AND DONT L3T ANYON3 TELL YOU OTH3R WISE!

[kalaniakina]

lol GORGEOUS! lol thank you for posting this lmao! live kittens ur door.. bring it!

[TheLunarEnvoy]

Aww, you really are gorgeous, and I'm glad you know it! You're just an all-around fabulous young woman, and I'm so happy to be able to watch you. <3

[princessmeshel]

You rock! I soooo wanna be your friend. (not being creepy) just sayin. I live in Michigan as well, and you are one of my new faves! You have an awesome voice, and I like your personality!

[sig1288]

YOU ARE GORGEOUS, GIRL!

[buah12lately]

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ARE GORGEOUS!!!!

[AnaralahBelore]

hahaha!! seriously, your friggin awesome!!!! never change!

[nordicivillain]

oh my god- look at your cheekbones! Those are michelle pheiferesque

[supavickygirl]

Your so amazing and really fun! You've acually have one of the best personalitys I've ever come across! Your so cool, don't let anyone tell you different!

[peplissa57]

you are AWESOME!!!

[surfysez96]

Ha ha! :)

I loved this video :)

have e-mailed all my friends telling them to check you out :)

could you try doing

Hurricane Glass - Catherine Feeny? :) or anything by KT Tunstall, I think they'd suit your voice :) xx

Commented, favouited, subscribed, so please don't set your kittens on me :) xx

[randomlyawesome00]

haha.

"well i haven't done them" XD

[talltom14]

5 kinds of amazing. that's all. :)

[AraziaAngel]

Hawt!

[ManWithAGoldnEyeball]

You are awesome!

[mandabear8806]

I just found you on youtube tonight (I know, that sounded CREEPERISH! lol)

You are amazing...and I am totally going to watch more vids! :)

p.s..you are really talented!

[TsubasaEmoFool]

This video was like.... my favorite thing ever.

Especially the hater part. very funny:)

[circlek85]

Jesus Christ on a cracker. If you're gonna hash out some shit-talking, try looking shit up in a dictionary first for a spell check reference, yeah? However, Meghan already reemed your ass for all that, so I won't comment any further.

[sugapie63]

hahahahaha you rule. completely.

[MateoG7788]

Oh Meghan you are awesome... hahaha

If I had a job and if I was not a poor college student I would totally buy your cd. BUT I am going for an interview today, and once I get the cash moneyzz I will most definitely buy it. Promise.

Will you pleeease sing Adele's "Best for Last"??? Please. Kthanksbi.

[bwennawenna]

you're really goodd!

[ixan57]

you`ve got real talant young lady

[camenk]

"i would lick your face" haha love it there was a couple one liners in there that cracked me up... but i cant remember all of them ... keep rocking!... request time! Lucky by Jason Mraz and Colbie Callet.. hopefully u havent already done it so i dont look like a dumbass

[DuckysDoll]

I think you are AWESOME!!!!

[tiffanyhope05]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!

[vvkimbo07]

Omg Me Freaking Too! :)

You make me giggle. A lot. ;)

[athalia7]

I heart you! Who cares about whorebags! Your Awesome!

[Jannabelle126]

OMG! I totally love you. I'm a dork!

[jenscars]

you're so pretty! I love your hair... and your voice, of course!!!!

[Brittany32087]

wow your from Detroit! I'm from Kalamazoo!

[sasukex4eva]

yeah i randomly watched anything sarcastic and she had ur video an her page

im really glad i randomly watched her and found u =]

[HiThereILoveU]

hi, just started watching your videos and have subscribed. Came over from anythingsarcastic, and love your original songs

[tonjesml]

Haha! Yeah, I think that comment would make me wonder too.

[tonjesml]

I will completely ignore the spelling and grammatical errors in this rant and I will try to take it seriously. Sometimes when I have some free time I like to comment back to people who took time to write my on my videos. There is no irony here. You don't seem to understand how this YT community thing works. We comment back and forth and build friendships. It's a crazy idea, I know.

I also find it hilarious that you will use words like doltish, yet can't spell out YOUR.

[PatriotGR]

LIP GLOSS!?!? BRITNEY SPEARS?!? Debo caca en su cara! Comer los cachorros para el desayuno! Odio pequeñas casas! ¿Y por qué en nombre de los dioses eres tan feo y grasa?? HUH? HUH !!!!????

[katieshelby]

Oh my gosh I love you! You are so funny! <3

[tonjesml]

Thank you :)

[studentemeritus]

I got some of your music from itunes yesterday...Just wanted to tell you that I love your sound. And after watching this video I'm a Whorebag-fan for life.

[tonjesml]

whorebags unite!

[Zublime75]

Hey Meghan, you can lick my face anytime :P

Thanks to you, our trip back home from SF today was more relaxed because of your music :)

it was awesome meeting you

[eddieowen14]

OH NO!!!! My life is over im going to be blocked by u, a fat ugly bitch.

BTW shut up nd i think tht u need more make up than "Lip Gloss". Tip of the day - try adding lipstick to your camera and the video will be far more bearable

[tonjesml]

Oh, to be 14 again :)

[Loves2Sing86]

you are witty :]

[DeAztec62]

no morecombe and wise r witty, she's just a hormonal musician pretty good though

[tonjesml]

Yeah, it must be those ovaries I have that make crazy hormonal to the point that I am beyond logic.

[KHammercakes]

"I'm terribly sorry but no one cares"

Its sad and funny when people some how think they speak for everyone.

I care and i bet a number of the other 3,176 subscribers do too, so that rules out the whole "nobody" thing.

What you mean to say is you dont care. and thats fine, your free to care or not care about what ever you want. Just please don't lump the rest of us in with you.

(also, manic depression(aka Bi-polar) is a disorder, not a mood. The way you used it is like saying "freezing hot"

[DeAztec62]

I don't think he refering to the sad people who acctually like her videos, he said the 'whorebags'. Also please don't preach political correctness over the internet its one of the few remaining with proper free speach. You scrotum faced arsewipe!

[KHammercakes]

DeAztec62, I don't think you understood what i said...

(I don't speak Spanish so i can't clarify)

how ever 2 things:

1. There is no inherent free speech on the internet. (you were blocked for posting this as an example). Feeling you can say anything you want without repercussion or consideration, do to some perceived anonymity, is not free speech.

2. Telling some one not to say something because of free speech is amazing hypocrisy.

[tonjesml]

Lol. I love you.

[tonjesml]

The Whorebags was the term used for my friends. You obviously didn't watch the video or understand it, InnitLa.

[NonTypical384]

i love your face.

you can lick mine if you like. LOL

[pickles2626]

haha...you're awesome<3 I love the bangs by the way..I had them a few months ago...I miss them :(

Mindy<3

[samsarajade]

yeh, I came via Michelle But Don't Lick My Face! I hate that LOL!

I have to admit, I didn't know you well enough to jump at the 'Hey Whorebag' title' but I'm glad I listened :)

[xae007]

P.s. Be In Want is amazing....and how did you learn guitar? With books or internet?

Have a nice day :)

[tonjesml]

Mostly internet. I just found songs with simple chords that I liked.

[xae007]

cool thanks :) So inspiring...Def got the album off itunes and told all my friends about you

[xae007]

ahhh you are awesome, Im def glad michelle spread the word for me

[kellbell1987]

lol you just made my day...... lol

[riomeraz]

l love you! your voice is remarkable.

[mmmmhcowcow]

O myyyyy girl! You are the kind of person I would want to be friends with. I love how you made the plan to block people that are obnoxious and rude.

keeep on singin'!!!

[iluvmusic4eva1]

Haha you are just natrually funny, talented and gorgeous! Whoo!

[pboyusa]

hehehe. aww. meghan. How dare them bitches!

U rock. Ur BEAST! FABULOUS! GORGUS!

keep doin what ur doin, girl.

*giggle*

Keep it sexy.

Kiss Kiss,

Mike

[jessicat9999]

i love you so much i discovered you last summer with pocketful of sunshine and your voice is so beautiful. im a singer myself i could only wish to sound as amazing as you. ps i show you to all my friends haha

[SJHmusicSJH]

I'm gonna block yaaaaa =)

[loafywedge]

you don't even need lip gloss, girl!

LOVE YOUR ALBUM!

[iameuclid]

Hahahaha! i soooo love your style! You rock girl! :D

[ViVaLaAuDrEy]

hhahaha. ur so funny :]

[trulyamazingxx]

hahah. you're so funny!

& yes, you are gorgeous! =]

[kelseyleannemusic]

ahaha! awesome, meghan

[anythingsarcastic]

We are going to make hot nipple babies :)

[banditgirly]

love the michelle ... and the megan :D

[Athenaswind]

If I didn't already love you for you music...

gorgeous attitude! =)

[lyzettesalazar]

u r so funny & cute

[IgnoreTheSun]

so basically i love you.

[makesmyhearthappy]

aw you are beautiful

[buriedinhw7]

Michelle is awesome, and so are you!

In short, you rock and I'm so glad Michelle directed us your way!

[WardereWardere]

You're AWESOME! ;)

[DBZMSI]

i've just recently subscribed... and i'm in love. :D

[mickmusing]

My whorebag runneth over. And it is bedazzling. Loving you.

[yzoxr]

your cool stuf . I like your songs

[makingmoreforme]

I came from Michelle

Your cute, funny and can sing.

=))

[diguitotheman]

ur beautiful ok?

and i luv ur videos:) keep it up

[thesammietube]

I watchede projectlifesize for like 3 weeks before I added you.. and I added you cuz of Michelle... :)

You are amazing! lol..

[hellonurse13]

You ARE hella gorgeous :o) Love you!

[andragrace]

i found you through michelle too. and my little sister is a singer, and i have showed her videos, and she really likes you. her nam is meagan lol. i think what you do is really awesome and takes alot of guts. and you are beautiful.

[JoshVanAlstine]

I cracked up at the end there. I proceeded to look behind me toward the three kittens in my household. I felt bad for laughing. Excellent wit and humor though. I identify with that.

[ChristopherMast]

Kittens? I've built a machine that runs on kitten hearts.

[Poordeadmouse]

I bought the album!! It's incredible. If you don't have it, you're missing out! Plus, I got a personal thank you note! yay! I will cherish it for-eva!

[crashoveride544]

I love it! I am going to buy your album soon.

[JayEm74]

yur awesome!

[EVElVENEG]

New favorite video, lol. You're awesome (and yes, completely gorgeous).

[SuperDuperTracy]

Meghan..i know that people can be nasty on here..but you have to be able to take the good with the bad....i'm very dissappointed in your blocking arguement.

[tonjesml]

The problem is that it isn't someone giving constructive criticism or just saying they don't like me. They are outward, nasty attacks. I don't want younger girls reading it and thinking it doesn't matter how much you do or how genuine you are...people will still be horrendous for no reason.The beauty of this being my channel is that I don't have to be a victim and if Youtube won't do anything to stop sock accounts and trolls,I have the block button. I'm sorry you are disappointed...

[tonjesml]

but I've dealt with it for three years. I DO take the good with the bad...but I don't have to surround myself with the bad. If someone wants an honest conversation I'm for it. But, that is usually never the case.

[taliajazel]

lick may face ^o^

yay for Michelle!

you ARE awesome!

[MisfortuneLlama]

Can I give you a hug? Cause I'm pretty sure you'd be the best cuddler ever.

<3

[gerry721]

LOL, this is so amazing! I fucking love you! :D

[sidian3]

It's true, you are gorgeous!!

[paperandclips]

hahaha wow that was funny!

and you are pretty :) not that many girls can pull off not wearing makeup all the time

[nightshadelives40]

lick my face? wow u r friendly.

[oxXsunsetXxo]

hahaha great video!

[zippyfreak]

lick my face !!! wahoooo!!!

im soo glad that its not only me and my friends who consider face licking a true show of affection! lol

[adorkableashlie]

still amazing...as usual.

[Intoxication1993]

i like this, you are really pretty, and the spamming is total bull. right on.

[itmustbebunnies418]

haha...love this!!! :)

you're amazing, Meghan.

[mikemags1]

omgosh meghan tonjes!@!# i freaken love you haha!

[hockayking12]

Lick my face all you want :D

[Elyseyy]

Wish I could play guitar..

[breakthestorm]

um, it might be overstepping to say this, but i think i love you.

that's all. :)

[dingosatemypringles]

Hey face-licker:P

I feel horrible, I still feel crap about not buying the cd yet, but I will. Promise!

Also, Michelle rawks, so naturally her subscribers do too ;-)

[SameFatCrow]

tell it!

love what you do.

[lindseyreviews]

you're great.. how have i not found you earlier????

[bullethead2311]

Meghan, I love you.

[gasolinearcoiris]

I am so fond of your beautiful voice

and you are gorgeous!

[Running2fly]

lmao from 2:28 to 2:42 :D

Meghan you're amazing :D

I want to be a yeller >.>

[aldenberrier]

This was my favorite part... She really looks amazing and especially for only lip gloss whoah...

GREAT VIDEO PER USUAL...

[RuMyDreamGuy]

LMAO! You freakin rock I love you!!

[cori182]

meghan...

you are so my idol <3

youre just awesome...

stay that way :)

[ktbyrd4]

ha ha.. coincidences right, i was just listening to the song on michelle's myspace page and i said to myself, damn that's cool, i gotta check that out, ten minutes later my friend sent me the link to this video (cause i had an asshole comment on my video)... but anyways small world, love your music!

[Dave256onYT]

Wow, some people need better glasses if they haven't noticed that you're fantastic looking... And, you sing great too. :-)

What has mast done to get in trouble this time? *grin*

[canales1150]

I was thinking of being sarcastic and leaving some smart ass mean comment just for shits and giggles...

But I lub u 2 much! When are we going to arrange that face licking?

[micahlyn102]

awesome vid. i want your cd!

[tonjesml]

:) You should buy one. They are shiny.

[courtneyanna]

ah you're so cute. love your cd :) listen to it LOTS <3

[tonjesml]

You rock!

[valeIlSB]

Hahah, you're really amazing... not only as an artist!

.. and, of course, you're a gorgeous woman!

who cannot fall in love with you?

Take care

[tonjesml]

I ask myself that everyday :-p

[Noelg28]

I love you Meghan...baby you rock. And damn girl you are indeed gorgeous. and for the haters out there: GET. A. LIFE. or be prepared to be slated big time by Meghan and her minions.

love you loads Meghan :) xxmwahxx

[dcaldero18]

I think I just fell in love with u...U R AMAZING!!!!!!

[tonjesml]

Thank you :)

[jjcooljj]

haha yes you are gorgeous!! woot you go girl! lol

[GavinMenzato]

your fucking amazing!!

[aleksdeabreu]

I'm from Detroit, and I forgot to go to your Cofee thing! Sorry haha. I was meaning too, but I forgot then something else happened. I ddunno Im a mess:p

[seraph0115]

Hi Meghan. I don't remember how I found you but I love you. :o) You remind my of one of my sons who is also a sef-taught musician, though he doesn't have half the motivation you do. I do not have your cd yet but will be getting it soon. Congratulations!!! My husbands family lives in MI...next time we visit I will find out where you are playing and come see you live. Keep up the great work!!!

[tonjesml]

That's awesome :)

Definitely come and see a show sometime!

[sopranocat]

I'll let you lick my face, meghan.

[vjm1234]

I found you all on my own in Toronto. You rock lil lady. Love ya. SmileyD

[flomantha]

Hahaha. I seriously love you so much. You are amazing.

Plus... "GORGEOUS." That alone will make people fall in love with you, forget the amazing music. Because it's true and you know it!

I love you forever.

[malloryspiderwick]

Who says mean things?! Meanies...not okay people. Rabid Meghan Lover right here. C'Mon man, lemme at 'em.

[kwlies]

Your absolutely amazing! xD ....You're really pretty too =) ...

[kristinsaine]

you are wonderful!

[megz1424]

ok i know everyone has said this but you are awsome and beautiful but i had to say it to

[eurogirl21]

Why do you rock so hard chicka? LOL

Let me just say this ... I wanna get to know you... in a great way :P

[tonjesml]

:) :)

[cheesyches]

Haha, I freaking love you Meghan! You are hilarious and gorgeous. Can't get your songs out of my head, but I wouldn't want it any other way. :)

[tylorboone]

I dont remember how I found you.

But you already know that I think you're amazing.

[wwwesk87]

you are hilarious, i like your attitude.

[Ssource6]

"Gorgeous!"

If I didn't already love you, that alone would make me. Have fun in San Fransisco!!  Even though I wont be there. Molest as many people as you can.

[hairsprayqueen]

Dude, your attitude is amazing. You are fuckin' beautiful. I love your videos!

[dankitti]

I quoted you in Twitter. "All i'm wearing is lip gloss. Yeah. I really am this beautiful." I still play your CD a lot.

meghan = awesomeness. <333

[electronica1985]

I'm a little jealous... I want my face licked too.

Don't let the haters get to you..... If you respond you're just giving them what they want.

[mikefalzone]

let me tell you what I like....porn and mice with hats. 

I love you. always have.

[tonjesml]

let me tell you what i like.

actually, let me not as it isn't appropriate for the comment section.

i want to kiss you hard. on the mouth.

[LoneVanu]

absolutely correct

gorgeous!!!

if you were where i live i would so try to hookup :P

[DinaThompson]

The haters bug me crazy time. I actually had a really in-depth conversation about the haters with my friend last night. Made me feel better. :) This made me feel better too!

[JIovannone]

Meghan Tonjes, you are my hero! You kick ass and take names with humor and style. xo.

[superj0kes]

"all i'm wearing is lip gloss. yeah. i really am this beautiful."

holy crap... i love you.

you have the kind of confidence i WISH i had.

[tonjesml]

i love you too!

[GabbyFacee]

I love you, i want to lock you up in my closet, and make u sing to me all day. ....in the non creepy way of course.... :)

[yve2905]

When you say you taught yourself how to play, did you read a book or by watching others do it and imitating them? I want to learn how to play the guitar too and was wondering what would be the best way to learn when learning on your own. :)

[tonjesml]

I bought some chord books but I never used them. I basically found songs I liked, songs with simple chords like em, C, G, A and D. I used ultimate-guitar for a lot of the chords and just kept moving my hands between each chord.

[debnNC08]

u really are beautiful...inside and out ;)