SNAKES ON A TRAIN!

[LadyStardustVertigo]

Huge? Venemous? They show mostly pythons in this trailer, and the average-sized ones. Everyone knows they're not venemous either. Hell, some crappy films have awesome trailers. But not in this case.

[supremepizzaxxxx]

100 passengers? 1,000 venomous huge deadly snakes? I saw this piece of trash and therre are about 20 passengers (if that), and about 30 snakes, most of them the size of my little finger! False advertisment at it's worst, this movie was garbage!

[StrickenRecord]

... was that a giant snake eating the train? O.o

[kavillah]

snakes on a train ending

[Nisho67]

omg! who works for this asylum company??! cos they r sick!

[tatayja]

snake on a sex shop eieiei

[goongycakes]

why didn't they just stop the train, what the hell

[s055623]

hey I know some of you guys might get nightmares after watching Snakes on a plane. I have a way to help-----watch this right after watching SOAP(snakes on...) and trust me, you will have good dreams XD

[95ellington]

This movie its so BS I didnt even bother finishing it.

[VexedJarOnRude]

you've got to rent it.. Me and my friends did.. and we were crying throughout the entire movie. It was that hysterical.

[FirsToStrike]

Is it realy that hard to stop a train and get out? lol.

[Gunbarrelguru]

I've had it with these mother fucking japenese hornets on this mother fucking bus

[xColinMc1888x]

lmao

[Ronso158]

lol i can't believe this is a real fucking movie. God snakes on a plane is better.

[ovsdud]

which ones worse snakes on a plane or train? can somebody tell me please? much apriciated

mind the spelling i am from fishlakia and dont speak much english jorgeyey

[Panzer89]

"Snakes on a Train" is worse than "Snakes on a Plane." The reasons are obvious.

[lateinpg]

@Panzer89 the most important one is Samuel L. MOTHERFUCKIN´ Jackson !

[sts1285]

Anyone who takes part in these Asylum films should be ashamed of themselves.

[jabnit]

shit! i best go downstairs and tell my dad to be extra careful the next time he feeds our pet BOA. lol what a load of shit. this trailer doesn't even come close to fiction - that means it's a bad movie without having to watch it.

[MasterM0K]

why can't Hollywood make this movie:

BAD ACTORS ON A MOVIE

[a222m]

This is FUCKET UP! .. damn who tha fuck can even opload that crap. damn man, i'll rather see to fags eating dog shit, than this shit :O .. damn man!

[a222m]

two*

[Panzer89]

"who tha fuck can even opload that crap"

I can, and I'm 144,446 views strong for it. Thanks for watching!

[SonantLucidity]

Someone spent waaaaaay too much money on this (and time).

[VariedInterest]

It's a real film.

[FettBetjent]

Still doesn't make SonantLucidity's claim untrue >.>

[VariedInterest]

If you saw the film you'd know they didn't spend way too much of anything on anything.

[OnlineDino]

I think it would have been a better movie without that cartoon snake in the ending. Where did it even come from? it was bigger then the whole train so why do it even eat the train instead of going into the city as they use to do in all monster movies back in un-lowbudget days.

[Mazty88]

The chick who is puking snakes turns into it, I shit you not. Then her brother kills her/the snake with an amulet that comes out of nowhere. Worst fucking movie ever.

[talktoniny]

why dont they jump off the train??

[RunsWithWeasels]

Because that would make sense.

[Charade31596]

lol

[ontherage4]

i know they should just jump off

[moonyprongs]

there is a movie called snakes on a train.....except it was made back in the day.

[thwjustin3]

..and you thought Snakes on a Plane was bad...

[feeblezak]

really crap film

[quinceorchard]

retarded spin off those snakes in the trailer are harmless those are ball pythons they arent poisonous they are constrictors

[ddhboy2]

clearly they could have just stopped the train by pulling the emergency lever, but hey, when your trying to capitalize on other people's success you don't have to worry about silly little things like plotholes, or a coherent plot for that matter.

[dazdoc15]

and i thought Snakes On a plane sucked..i think i would cry if id watch this gay ass movie

[576304]

awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[canadaguy124]

lol gay

[voltshock99]

I'd like to think this was spoof made a financially-well off film student, but I have the sinking feeling its an actual movie designed to confuse grandmas and people who've lost their contact lenses.

[HentaiSamurai]

I don't like green eggs and ham,

I do not like them, Sam I am.

Would you like them in a box,

Would you like them with a fox?

[Blizarrro]

After this they'll probably make "Goats on a Boat"

[pinkprincessssss]

so retarded

snakes on a plane?

snakes on a train?

snapes on a plane haha

[areallylongassname2]

Cuming soon "Snakes up yo ass"

[MotorboatenMcL]

they should make a " snakes on a crane" or snakes on a " Greaat dane" or snakes on a " Dick"

[rhodriplain]

so stupid it would be funny to watch stoned

[wondercast]

Can't they just slow down the train?

[SoraSol7]

You fool! There are CLEARLY too many snakes on board to do that!

[wondercast]

Can't they just ask the snakes to slow down the train...you know, ask them politely.

[LaurenceRoques]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[psymaster1234]

Since when did snakes curl into your veins. A failed attempt to make a simple quick death of a bite into pro-longed gore scenes -_-

[Avzzor]

0_0

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[kezz0107]

wouldnt it not be a smart thing to jump off the train..! lol

[anthonygamer]

ROFL!

[RPHproductions]

i love how there like eating them haha

[supermeloncampos]

there are bad actors..on our train car..shiiiiittt.

[Nurielpl]

My brother got this movie on DVD as a christmas gift. Sick joke, isn't it?

[about50crakheds]

they probably do these movies for a joke

[SOKKAGUY]

they actually do, it says it on their website.

[skyestheword]

seriously hw the hell are asylum getting away with this seriously why the hell havnt they been sued yet

[KmdLtd216]

Wow, Ball Pythons and Red Tail Boas... real fuckin scary.

[Silverfire05]

LOL why they just dont jump out? Some scratches and perhaps a broken rib or leg are better than getting yourself being voodoo eaten by snakes.

[schweinredline]

I like how almost everyone of the snakes are obviously python (AKA Non-venomous snakes). They didn't even try to cover that up >.>

[akkalakakalakka]

THAT is going to be a REAL THRILL RIDE! EDGE OF your seat EXCITEMENT! I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!! IF IT IS AS GOOD AS SNAKES ON a PLANE< I THINK I've DIED AND GONE TO REPTILE heaven.

[Simpsonjan]

why dont they just jump off the train?

[skyestheword]

because its runaway and their nt allowed to jump off because thats something logical and aslym films arent allowed to do anything logical in their films

[BigScaryJoe]

lol someone said a girl turned into a giant snake and ate the whole train LOL either way, a giant snake would be mega-lol anyway.

so was snakes on a plane just a copy of this?

[1nonlyLuigi]

the other way around smart one

[BigScaryJoe]

SERIOUSLY?! omg LOL this is like so shit i thought it was from like.. the early 90s!

[holtaprid]

Is it bad that these are the only types of films that I enjoy?

[kgeyst]

so stupid, they just can stop the train and get out

[McBob79]

They can't because...

WE HAVE A RUNAWAY TRAIN

[JIMBOBOWAY]

1:09 that's just pushing it

[kodokwai]

RUNARAY TWAIN

[Guerillaradio13]

lmao oh dear

[LordProteus]

SNAKES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

[BoovTheAlmighty]

What is going on at 0:35?

[FallN08]

isnt there something called, breaking the window then jumping off?

[SKennedy858]

not when you are going full speed on a god damn train you dumbass

[FallN08]

much better than jumping off a plane isnt it.

[SKennedy858]

tushe, but your still not gonna survive it just would be a less unpainful death...so that probably would be a good solution if you had too

[Shanor909]

then the snakes will escpae

[toofy]

eat the snakes, problem solved

[mabanham]

uhh it would be more painfullike wayyyyy more

u might not die instantly if u jumped of a full train but off a plane u would die on impact presumably feeling no pain at all because your body would shut down immidiatly (sorry for bein a smart ass but ill go for the plane)

[english62]

it's hard to be a smart-ass with that many spelling mistakes! lol

[ShinigamiStud]

Ok the people who made this movie/trailer can't even spell venomous right, let alone make a snake movie that's entertaining. Snakes on a Train actually came out on dvd a few days before the theatrical release of Snakes on a Plane... or so I've heard.

[spyromewtwo]

snakes on a plane is better then this i got it on dvd and they used actaul snakes for movie on the plane just cgi the faces of the snakes i luved it not snakes on a train it looks suckish

[psyclone7]

Which came first?: "Snakes on a Plane" or "Snakes on a Train"

[FallN08]

Snakes on a Train, 3 days before snakes on a plane

[elasticbandman]

What a bad movie, it ended with a girl turning into a snake and eating the entire train. It was funny though.

[861147]

I love cuddly snakes.

[vivalaryan54]

why cant the train stop?

[hamish6188]

i choose to believe that no one in their right mind, and i mean for the sake of the entertainment business, would never make a cinematic nightmare such as this available for real people to see. think of the children, raised in a world where snakes dominate all our means of transportation... it sickens me to imagine.

[Navalore]

ROFL!1

[malaysianmetalhead]

lol! gigantic snake eating the train!!!! run!

[cruellordsoth]

this film is fucking shit

[dmuth]

Dammit! I *knew* there was a reason they were selling it so cheap on Amazon. Now I'm out $2.69! :-P

[tenaciousd2005]

I saw it in a shop today for £1 ($2). Going to buy it soon just to see how terribly bad it is.

[lolzbeefcake]

why dont they just hit the emergency break button and leave?

[314mathematic]

Pythons are non-venomous snakes. It is a stupid movie.

[islandway]

wtf

[3d3a3v3i3d]

this is the most stupidest trailer i have ever seen

[Zombiesaurus666]

that looks terrible

[fusmusic]

i love the ending when the HUGE snake EATS the train.....

[jakeen229]

R U 4 REAL BRO

[utubeusername13]

oh yeah me toooo

[bhindu93]

lolol, SPOILER

[fusmusic]

oh my god. so so so stupid!!!!

[MixMastR86]

i thought it snakes on a plane!!

[graboid78]

I LOVED THIS MOVIE

[PUCHICARAT]

Mmm, classy. Seriously though, I love this shit.

[jonnysmith1993]

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!

'nuff said

[Nanovirus5995]

that kllooks mshit

[scubusdubus]

this came out while snakes on plane was still in thaters

[BoondocksClips1]

jus jump out a door

[tactical16]

dis movie sucks

[gscamp]

ohhhh i hate runaway trains! LOL

[blufiji]

that fuckin snake ate the train car! where the hell does the director think you can find a snake that damn big to eat a train car. seriously the shit hollywood tries to sell these days

[g4cilo]

snakes on a plane or snakes on a train hmmmmmm im getting on the plane because they didn't have that big ass snake

[Bipolarvideos]

wow, such realistic CGI there

[chitownbulls07]

why couldnt they stop the train and leave?

[graboid78]

It was a runaway train and the brakes broke

[bendastreetballa]

why not break a window.....AND JUMP OUT?!!?!?!

[BenevolentFilms]

holy shit omfg a snake eats the train you better give an oscar to the guy who thought of that

[threedaysmonkey]

wow has anyone thought let stop the train and leave. no we cant we need to continue the plot. watever im geting of this train see ya later the man was killed by a snake in cancun

[BloodSnake09]

Actually this came before snakes on a plane

[BenevolentFilms]

and yes this garbage did come before snakes on a PLANE

[Herplover46]

i saw a royal python that gay there not venumos snakes stuiped movie

[PrivetCyan]

u guys do know this isnt real the mispelling the um well stuppid idea of a snake drilling into u the gient snake this would be like a shitty remake of snakes on a plane / python

[Benkoolest]

so tell me, is there any nipple or penis biting in this movie? cuz that mad me sick in snakes on a plane!

[PrivetCyan]

u mean made right

[CleaveTheDragon]

So, you're comfortable with seeing snakes crawling inside skin and into mouths, but nipple biting is too much?

[hagijifi]

i have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hagijifi]

cool idea

[Mrules4ever]

lol. i remember thaat part.

[graboid78]

its coming out in august !!!

[nikoliss]

guhh i think im gonna be sick... who knew snakes could be so macabre.

[Thegreatfarius]

why did they not just jump off the train?

[rnigma]

They misspelled "venomous"!

[amotz23]

On Disc 2 of Snakes On a Plane Special Edition.

[littlechuckyfan1]

snakes on a plane is better

[beavusesbuthead]

thats it i am sick of the motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train

[krug117]

yeah i've seen this movie, it was so low budget that they had to use the same actors twice, and they replayed scenes ect.... shitty but funny as fuck

[FranklyMisterShankly]

If Mystery Science Theatre 2000 ever comes back to television, all those crappy Asylum production will provide a nice, ready pool of fodder for Mike, Crow & Tom Servo.

[Panzer89]

Too...fucking...true. MST3k 4 Life!

[BirthOfParadise]

The end part with the snake as big as the train car made me lol!

[FranklyMisterShankly]

Hell yeah, that was completely over the top. I think they wanted to go one up on that scene in Snakes on a Plane where they guy's head gets swallowed by a boa constrictor.

[BirthOfParadise]

I actually didn't see Snakes on a Plane, but I'm sure they didn't put something in as unrealistic as that big-ass snake! That's the equivalent of a flying dragon coming in and eating the plane!

[Wiilovewii]

rofl...if this film is serious!

[kingcum12]

a bit bloody hardcore

[Bokuyatsu]

wow thats gory.....

[Ampithecat]

The sad part is that it's a real movie.

[Balthic]

They spelt venomous wrong.

[Gleasonator]

And you spelled "spelled" wrong.

[Balthic]

Nope, in Australia and Britain we spell it as "spelt". "Spelled" is the American spelling, and we'd consider it incorrect here.

[Gleasonator]

*backfire* ...I stand corrected.

[BirthOfParadise]

British spelling rocks! Even though I'm American, I like to use it.

[unlimitedxXxdreams]

"There are snakes on that train."

Best line evvaar.

[Sharkblock]

The Asylum guys are just trying to make me die of laughter

[jsh020]

just jump of of it. god what is with with all of these ripoffs. snakes on a plane was terrible in the first place and now someone made it worse. they also made cloverfield bad with monster. cloverfield was good and they made it shit

[IntercityStudios]

Southwest Express?in the movie it showed

Amtrak?

[Silverfire05]

Why they just jump off the mother fucking train to the motherfucking ground? Stupid motherfucking asylum D:<

[Connorpei]

because with the speed of the train, they would die or be badly wounded

[Silverfire05]

I would rather end up getting wounded than being eaten by horrid snakes and a fucking snake woman :P

[creedwin2001]

Why don't they just stop the train???

Any way,this is a stupid movie...

[blufiji]

e-brake....then you wouldnt have to jump. you can exit slowly through the E-doors

[jetstorm747]

The trailer was good until the end with the fucking giant snake >:(

[lukejames08]

Yeh lol, and also snakes arnt angry!

well they are when you make them look like shit on camera!

[xxheavenlycreaturexx]

i watched this film yesterday and it was the biggest load of crap i've ever seen!! seriously, all you people wanting to see this, dont waste your time or money!! its sooo cheap and fake. i mean.. in one part, there was this tiny little snake which could fit in your hand, in the next shot, it ate someone! and this woman who was producing snakes inside her then puking them up... actually became a snake ... then ate the train! seriously bad film!!

[JustinBurns17]

Its a crapy rip-off of a crapy movie, and I got enough of that with Alien vs Hunter.

[handsofbone]

I have GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!!!

[Matty1212124]

looks like one dumb fucking movie.