@Paranoidave who said i like breakdowns? don't just assume things.... All i said was that this was horrible. simply because...well, it is. No one said anything about a "breakdown." spend more time learning how to play your guitar WELL and less time putting words in my mouth.
That's because your accusations are immature and ignorant....saying a piece of music lacks musical theory is like complaining a "painting lacks brush"....do you even know what you're saying?
@Paranoidave Yes. This ridiculous composition shows me nothing other than the fact that you have no talent or knowledge of music theory. I really think whoever the vocalist is in this group should take vocal lessons before attempting to compose something that honestly sounds like that of a dying animal. He does NOT know how to sing... The guitar is just lacking so much. It sounds as if the guitarist has been playing for only a few weeks. seriously. Although, the drummer does his job well.
Music theory is a means of explaining and understanding music, as I said before, a piece of music cannot "lack" theory because "theory" isn't a characteristic. Stop trying to talk like you know about music.
You're trying to say you don't like the song because it's not very technical, but trying to sound smarter than you are. You're not going to convince me this is bad, it's got more soul than that soulless "core band No. 934732989258294" you call a band.
@Paranoidave That's what i am saying.... You don't know anything about music. Why the hell is your only defense something completely irrelevant to the arguement? I never said anything about "core" bands. And i didn't say it wasn't technical. although, it really isn't now that you mention it. I'm just trying to say you no nothing of music and this video demonstrates that very well. I'm done with this argument. I have nothing more to say. I just wanted to say one thing. It's horrible. Bottom line.
Because your only argument is something that makes no sense. (something you still haven't addressed btw) That's why.
Oh well, I guess if some random yankee 12 year old says I know nothing of music then I'll have to recall all those EP's I produced, remove all those short films and animations I scored from circulation and hand back MY DEGREE IN MUSIC....all because little jimmy doesn't like the fact that 5 years ago I made fun of a band he likes.
@Paranoidave You never made fun of a band i like, I'm not 12, and if this is what you did with your degree in music i seriously don't understand. If you went to school for music, how in the world did you come up with this? If you know something about music why do things like this and make it look like you don't? My argument i addressed long ago.... It's horrible. that's all my argument was, honestly. You just for some reason felt the need to address your love of anal sex.
Well this was a few years before I even went to uni (this video IS almost 5 years old, can you not see the date under the video?) This is hardly us trying our best to write the most technical and heavy music we were capable of. We existed to make fun of the rest of our local scene who took themselves too seriously.
I understand you not getting it because people like you were exactly our targets of ridicule, and because Yanks are impervious to any joke beyond face value
can anyone tell me if this is a band??i think its not,, its a dirt needs a 100% alcohol solution for killing this wack band.............you hate those talented band because you cant do what they can do as a musician....and what you are huhh??????and the live is shit.bad vocals....everyrhing from you is shit wargazm lols!!!!btw a good musician has a good attitude so if i were you????i just end my self.....
"song where I'm trying" You're in a band dude. Every song should be an attempt at the greatest you can be, why wouldn't you put you're all into the songs you write, especially if you're so passionate about music. It's sad to think about.
Alright. Not impressed. This song makes me want to rip out my insides. 15 years of playing music and the best you can come up with is power chords strumming? You fags sound like a truckload of drunk Irish homos, singing along to green day. You're a horrible musician :)
well for a start this is 4 years old and we'd drank a pretty decent amount of alcohol at this point. xD (so you're right about Drunk, way off about "Irish", and the entire song is about fucking women so a bit of a stretch on "homo")
Wargazm was NEVER meant to be a technical band there was a rawness and a satirical element to it which I don't think Americans are capable of ever understanding.
If you're going to judge my musicianship at least do so on a song where I'm trying.
wow...isn't it sad that you bash on bands that are actually better than you and your merry band of cockbites? you guys just suck major monkey dick. and you have the balls to bash on bullet, slipknot, AND trivium?! all you do is play the same goddamn chords over and over again. i mean shit, i'd much rather listen to a retard inside of a dumpster than your shit excuse of a band. so you can just get on your knees and suck my cock, you dick lick.
lmao! they hate emos yet they sound as bad as Fall Out Fags....omg too funny to see! hating on talented bands and look at him! hahahah the band! so cheap!
We don't really give a shit if we take off or not. Thats not why we started the band. This video is really just showing the one thing we ever really aspired to do....and that was play the Guildhall.
As I've said before, what we do, musically, lyrically and attitude wise, is REALLY out of context on it's own, without knowing what the rest of the gloucester scene was.
distorted guitar, bass, drums, im sorry but kind of shady vocals and power chord plug & chug your rock band alright the only thing ill give you is the solo needs to serve a purpose & fit the song not just random fast crap
You sound almost grossed out by the fact I have had relationships.
Tell me, do you still find girls "icky" cribbibo? Would you be happier on the playground playing with toy racing cars wit your friends?
Sarcasm aside for a moment.
As I said before, one single song is not enough to define a genre. Also ask yourself if we're not rock, then what do you think we are? If I said we were metal you'd just go on the emo fag vid and be all "OMG LOL WTF, DIS AINT METAL DURRR!!"
lol well dont be so arogant if anyone gave my band advise i would listen carefully and take it all in. if people are cunts and say your shit for no reason then fair enuf, but you can probably see what they are trying to say which would be "you need to improve loads" but then its an old recording so hopefully you have.
See heres the thing, why dont this band/Guy listen to what people are saying and improve etc, i dont think most of these people were even having ago either its mostly improve on this etc. Surely you dont want to be as arogant as your being and not listen to these people.
ur are unbeleivably shit. arrogant cunt for all of other interpretations of sucesseful bands. yes i could fuck the shit out of ur band. singing completely shit. guitar mediocre/boring. hope u get fucked up by someone. CUNT!!!!!!
relax? im not the one who spends hours of their time making shit interpretations for a shit load of bands.. how long does that take u.. get a life. i just though id check u out to c if u had any grounds to comment n this crap shows NO U FUKIN DONT, ITS NOT VERY GOOD..AT ALL.
Sorry man, your interpretations are funny, but I can't say I enjoy this. It could just be musical preference, or you're not actually playing to your full potential, but I can't stand the guitaring in the song.
I naturally assumed by "potential" you were commenting on the technicality of the song.
I meant all 3 of us are accomplished players of our own instruments, we just write simple catchy sing-a-long rock songs, not prog-metal virtuoso masterpieces.
fair enough, and from what I said earlier. My guitar I use in every other video was broken for this gig....the guitar I had to borrow DID sound like a piece of shit xD
First of all, i'm not saying you should constantly play at the peak of your techinicality, even in the simplest notes you can put alot of musicality. Just look at the band, they play simple song and never start shredding, but they are still superb musicians. And what youre doing here is clearly not holding back and being subtle, its just ramming some powerchords and hope people laugh about the music instead of laughing at you.
I dont think your voice improoved any, and thats what made it so crappy. The reason your better is because you have played shows, and your band has there shit together. We need a a few halfstacks and we are good to go. its not about skill, but equipment
how can you say I haven't improved when you've only heard stuff we made in 2006?
It's about skill, you said it yourself "we have our shit together" and you have that shit together before you even consider playing shows.
Bigger amps won't make you sound better, just make your crappiness louder. The amp I played that gig with wasn't a half stack or a regular stack, just a small all-in one thing.
You want a "good comeback" then I'll just give you a general synopsis. You're awful at singing in every song I've heard from you. Your scream is about the most easily-produced one possible. Your guitar playing is extremely lackluster at best. Your drums are simplstic. Your bassline is simple and repetitious. You can barely even qualify as the weakest kind of metal.
Any humor you've insofar produced is like an incredibly lame Jack Black ripoff. You make Rob Schneider look like a comic genius.
Neither do we, didn't stop us, don't you have friends or fans who record things?
And you probably can sing better than me, loads of people can, if the only thing that keeps you warm at night is that you're better at singing than a guy who admits he isn't a brilliant singer, then that is just really REALLY sad.
So I guess it pisses you off that my joke band has received 1000x more exposure than anything you could ever put 100% effort into doing right?
It doesn't actually keep me warm at night. I was just making fun of you. Being better than a terrible singer in a nothing band is actually pretty meaningless.
I'm actually not in a band right now. The band I was in just broke up, though we were very close to getting a record deal after only about 4 months of playing. Too bad personalities and women get in the way.
Anywho, I really don't think either one of us is going to say anything we haven't already said.
Huh? No. I honestly don't hold any ill will against people just for making it. However, you really haven't made it anywhere.
Also, as I said, I was in a band for only about 4 months, we didn't have a p.a., my lead guitarist didn't have his own working guitar, we had 2 $20 mics from Best Buy, and we still wouldv'e gotten a record deal if some stupid girl hadn't broken up the band. Oh, I wasn't putting in 100% effort either.
well we recorded a track for a wired records compilation around the time of this gig. Since then it's been hard to do stuff with all 3 members spread throughout the country, but progress with recording is slowly being made.
and I guess getting headlining slots in Big venues, appearing on MTV and in magazines isn't making it then right?
Well, you're a testament to how poor most of the music is today because you're truly and absolutely horrible. You're a really shitty joke band that makes fun of emo kids... WOW! How totally cool. However, in addition to sucking, you have actually made some kind of name for yourself. Though, I'm sure it's mostly due to the success of your parody video(s). If you can make it with how awful you are, then the new bands coming out (in England) must be absolute shit. Also, nice ultra-belated response.
He's kinda right... You're really not good. Seriously. My little metal band that broke up was better than this shit. Also, you are so totally right about moshing. I mean, the fact that people mosh at Ozzfest to Ozzy Ozbourne just proves it isn't metal. After all, you guys are so much more metal than Ozzy. This lame emo/goth waving back and forth is sooo metal. Totally.
That waving you're talking about is called hordcore dancing. Everyone hates hardcore dancers.
Woah, I'm not sure what kind of shows you're going to, but I tend to shy away from the mosh pits full of naked guys.
What's to see? A fat guy wearing a bad hair metal wig, a cardboard cut out of a guy in what appears to be a naval uniform, a gawky guy wearing a bad Halloween costume, and an aged hippy?
Yes, I know commenting on looks is a low blow, but you opened the door, dude.
Even without moshing, the crowd seems bored (except for what is obviously your group of friends in the middle).
No I meant "you opened the door" because you said there was something they needed to focus on seeing. I'm sure he is 20, but he looks like an aged-hippy.
I do see movement. I see people leaving, I see goth/emo waving, I see a few of what (as I said) are obviously your friends in the front with their fists in the air... some of the time.
Even in your Mistfits vid all I can see is a bunch of people mixing hardcore dancing with the Charleston.
you fucking idiot, and you say trivium and other bands are disgrace to metal? ur little english accent kills it
hate stupid motherfuckers on the internet.
listen, ur guitar shit sounds like some redneck background music, you sing like a fucking girl, grow some balls and deepen that voice. just stop having a band, ur fucking horrible
I'm sorry but it's true, you never see that shit at real metal gigs man....it's some punk/hardcore invention that keeps people from concentrating on the awful awful music.
Every local gig round here people are just watching the band and you see 2 twats (usually emo or scene fucks) swinging around trying to start a pit.
lol u think that those ppl loved it??... dude there was nobody in that crowd that was going insane nobody was head banging nothing...everyone was just sitting there...at my shows everyones moshing and going crazy to my shit...i just dont have a camera to show you....seriously dude...u guys kinda suck anus...
hey Wargazm although i didnt like your bands song sound wise, i think musicly it was well done and i can appreciate that the sound your band has is very structured and unique. i listen to bands like trvium slipnot chldrn of bodom 8 foot sativa etc and i think the interpretations u have done are awesome i wood really like to see you interperate "DESTINED TO BE DEAD" by 8 foot sativa that wood b funny lol anyway good job i no hw hard it is to sing and play lol, i play in a metal band keep it up :)
dude i cant fuckin believe you...u have been posting negative htings about bands that have some actual skill...and then u say that ur band kicks ass...u should be ashamed...u fucking twat...get some actual guitar skill with distortion...u guys sound like my retard neighbor with a bunch of pots and pans...if u dont believe me take a look at your vid favorite number....its 0...so why dont u get some skill before u give some good bands a hard time u fucking faggot...
just give up on life and music. Even brits+other euro bands sing without the horrible accent now, because nobody understands what the hell they are saying. oh sure your "mates" might hear you fine, and the uk scene understands but we all know it doesn't matter that you exist "if you're not big in the USA." Sure you're videos are hilarious but the exact same scrutiny can be made out of your shitty band. g'day
"we all know it doesn't matter that you exist "if you're not big in the USA.""
Tell that to Robbie Williams.....he's a multi-millionaire and no-one in your country has a fucking clue who he is.
we play for fun...we're not trying to kid ourselves that one day we're gonna "make it big"....although being motivated by something other than greed is a foreign concept to your country I'm sure ;)
Robbie, and Kylie Minogue is a good example as well. North America ignores her but Kylie is a mega-star everywhere else. I suppose making it big in the US isn't really that important after all. The same thing goes for artists like the Sugababes, Charlotte Church, Craig David and the list goes on.
I restrung my actual guitar the day before the gig, the heat from the stage was fucking with the tuning so bad by the end of the 2nd song it was unplayable.
Had to borrow that white one from one of the support bands, piece of crap with no sustain whatsoever (Thats why I play such a weird solo in 'where eagles dare')
damn all these vids are funny xD watching comments in how much you ahte these guys coz they hate yor favorite band xD thats funny and fucking pathetic
son lamentables muchachos... de todas formas I like interpretations!!! jajaja, sigan así!!! greetings from Argentina. (Check out "Jimi Caiga", its my band)
I used to laugh my ass off to your interpretation videos, but when I saw this one of your band, I don't understand how you can take a piss on bands that can actually play more than 3 chords...I think you just resent the fact that you suck. Oh, and please reply with a "you must be a Trivium fan bla bla bla" shit, it's funny seeing you get pissed. cheers
no, because all 3 of us are VERY capable at our instruments, we just enjoy writing catchy and fun tunes more than seeing how hard we can make something to play.
no, I said the song "emo fag" was a cathcy one you mong.
but you did pay to go to Download so you are a moron.
and unless you don't count all of Wacken 07, Bloodstock 06, Destruction, Onslaught, SLayer, In Flames, Children of Bodom and dark tranquility as metal bands....then I guess you lost the bet...
Me and my mates got the Argon Coach travel thing, transport there, back and a ticket for £200. Pretty good deal if you can stomache a day and a half on a coach.
well no, because that would involve having to listen to another trivium song, learning a trivium song. and even if I filmed myself hitting it note perfect you'd still be all "oh, well you still suck that was shit"
Listen to "Children of Bodom" by "Children of Bodom" as that was the most recent track I learned to play ;)
and if you trying to say that bands that only play power chords somehow aren't as good you might want to personally call up the surviving members of The Kinks, Nirvana, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits and others.
But to say that those other bands suck when the shit you probably listen to wouldn't exist without them is not only close minded but stupendiously retarded..
wow...this is fucking horrible
1metalhead238 8 months ago
@1metalhead238
Sorry we didn't fulfill the fringe, buttsex and breakdown quota you so obviously demand from music.
Paranoidave 8 months ago
@Paranoidave who said i like breakdowns? don't just assume things.... All i said was that this was horrible. simply because...well, it is. No one said anything about a "breakdown." spend more time learning how to play your guitar WELL and less time putting words in my mouth.
1metalhead238 8 months ago
@1metalhead238
I see. So it's just lacking floppy fringes and buttsex then?
Paranoidave 8 months ago
@Paranoidave No.. It's actually lacking talent and musical theory. Your defense is immature and ignorant.
1metalhead238 8 months ago
@1metalhead238
That's because your accusations are immature and ignorant....saying a piece of music lacks musical theory is like complaining a "painting lacks brush"....do you even know what you're saying?
Paranoidave 8 months ago
@Paranoidave Yes. This ridiculous composition shows me nothing other than the fact that you have no talent or knowledge of music theory. I really think whoever the vocalist is in this group should take vocal lessons before attempting to compose something that honestly sounds like that of a dying animal. He does NOT know how to sing... The guitar is just lacking so much. It sounds as if the guitarist has been playing for only a few weeks. seriously. Although, the drummer does his job well.
1metalhead238 8 months ago
@1metalhead238
Music theory is a means of explaining and understanding music, as I said before, a piece of music cannot "lack" theory because "theory" isn't a characteristic. Stop trying to talk like you know about music.
You're trying to say you don't like the song because it's not very technical, but trying to sound smarter than you are. You're not going to convince me this is bad, it's got more soul than that soulless "core band No. 934732989258294" you call a band.
Paranoidave 8 months ago
@Paranoidave That's what i am saying.... You don't know anything about music. Why the hell is your only defense something completely irrelevant to the arguement? I never said anything about "core" bands. And i didn't say it wasn't technical. although, it really isn't now that you mention it. I'm just trying to say you no nothing of music and this video demonstrates that very well. I'm done with this argument. I have nothing more to say. I just wanted to say one thing. It's horrible. Bottom line.
1metalhead238 8 months ago
@1metalhead238
Because your only argument is something that makes no sense. (something you still haven't addressed btw) That's why.
Oh well, I guess if some random yankee 12 year old says I know nothing of music then I'll have to recall all those EP's I produced, remove all those short films and animations I scored from circulation and hand back MY DEGREE IN MUSIC....all because little jimmy doesn't like the fact that 5 years ago I made fun of a band he likes.
As you said, "bottom line"
Paranoidave 8 months ago
@Paranoidave You never made fun of a band i like, I'm not 12, and if this is what you did with your degree in music i seriously don't understand. If you went to school for music, how in the world did you come up with this? If you know something about music why do things like this and make it look like you don't? My argument i addressed long ago.... It's horrible. that's all my argument was, honestly. You just for some reason felt the need to address your love of anal sex.
1metalhead238 8 months ago 2
@1metalhead238
Well this was a few years before I even went to uni (this video IS almost 5 years old, can you not see the date under the video?) This is hardly us trying our best to write the most technical and heavy music we were capable of. We existed to make fun of the rest of our local scene who took themselves too seriously.
I understand you not getting it because people like you were exactly our targets of ridicule, and because Yanks are impervious to any joke beyond face value
Paranoidave 8 months ago
can anyone tell me if this is a band??i think its not,, its a dirt needs a 100% alcohol solution for killing this wack band.............you hate those talented band because you cant do what they can do as a musician....and what you are huhh??????and the live is shit.bad vocals....everyrhing from you is shit wargazm lols!!!!btw a good musician has a good attitude so if i were you????i just end my self.....
TheMikhael1991 1 year ago
lol
jgarza15770 1 year ago
Your even shit live
coolcabs10 1 year ago
"song where I'm trying" You're in a band dude. Every song should be an attempt at the greatest you can be, why wouldn't you put you're all into the songs you write, especially if you're so passionate about music. It's sad to think about.
theTH3ORY1 1 year ago
Alright. Not impressed. This song makes me want to rip out my insides. 15 years of playing music and the best you can come up with is power chords strumming? You fags sound like a truckload of drunk Irish homos, singing along to green day. You're a horrible musician :)
theTH3ORY1 1 year ago
@theTH3ORY1
well for a start this is 4 years old and we'd drank a pretty decent amount of alcohol at this point. xD (so you're right about Drunk, way off about "Irish", and the entire song is about fucking women so a bit of a stretch on "homo")
Wargazm was NEVER meant to be a technical band there was a rawness and a satirical element to it which I don't think Americans are capable of ever understanding.
If you're going to judge my musicianship at least do so on a song where I'm trying.
Paranoidave 1 year ago
y tha fuk would u infect tha world with this shit..
abelcp22 1 year ago
wow...isn't it sad that you bash on bands that are actually better than you and your merry band of cockbites? you guys just suck major monkey dick. and you have the balls to bash on bullet, slipknot, AND trivium?! all you do is play the same goddamn chords over and over again. i mean shit, i'd much rather listen to a retard inside of a dumpster than your shit excuse of a band. so you can just get on your knees and suck my cock, you dick lick.
xmast3rxgam3rx 2 years ago
@xmast3rxgam3rx
"i'd much rather listen to a retard inside of a dumpster"
Then it's extremely convenient you're a slipknot fan then isn't it.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
at least a retard in a dumpster can keep a better rhythm than a fat shit that thinks he's a golden guitar god.
xmast3rxgam3rx 2 years ago
lmao! they hate emos yet they sound as bad as Fall Out Fags....omg too funny to see! hating on talented bands and look at him! hahahah the band! so cheap!
drummerboyc6 2 years ago
Well no matter how they shit sounds like they are at least tryin'. Dont judge that fuck!
I didnt see you making some changes in this shitty world ?
Go go dave you rock dude keep it coming!
Cafi87 2 years ago 3
Holy shit.
You guys are fucking horrible..
Moomooyourmom 2 years ago
lol thats a stupid shity croud..
ruesius 3 years ago
probably better than any crowd your "band" has played to.
ryangaston88 3 years ago 6
trivium sounds and are way better than you and the fatty singing well sings like all those emo fags
fuckemolovemetal 3 years ago
We don't really give a shit if we take off or not. Thats not why we started the band. This video is really just showing the one thing we ever really aspired to do....and that was play the Guildhall.
As I've said before, what we do, musically, lyrically and attitude wise, is REALLY out of context on it's own, without knowing what the rest of the gloucester scene was.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Wow...you guys fucking suck.. Please don't try to call yourself good, unless that means sounding EMO
DrunkHazzord 3 years ago 2
thats not a bad turnout for a local band
you guys got any cds out yet?
Shabutie103 3 years ago
distorted guitar, bass, drums, im sorry but kind of shady vocals and power chord plug & chug your rock band alright the only thing ill give you is the solo needs to serve a purpose & fit the song not just random fast crap
wadethemage 3 years ago
...its recorded with a video camera at the back of a venue?...hardly representative of the gigs sound.
...and there isn't even a solo in this song? :S
Paranoidave 3 years ago
clean up these shit videos...so delete all of yours and post some decent ones
TrivGazM 3 years ago 2
Nice performance, 5.
Lookatmeimdriving5 3 years ago
new point to make - wargazm arnt fucking rock
ode to youtube? its got screaming and double bass and shitty ass distorted guitar lines!
bullshit your rock!
and also DAVE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
cribbibo 3 years ago
You sound almost grossed out by the fact I have had relationships.
Tell me, do you still find girls "icky" cribbibo? Would you be happier on the playground playing with toy racing cars wit your friends?
Sarcasm aside for a moment.
As I said before, one single song is not enough to define a genre. Also ask yourself if we're not rock, then what do you think we are? If I said we were metal you'd just go on the emo fag vid and be all "OMG LOL WTF, DIS AINT METAL DURRR!!"
Paranoidave 3 years ago
hahahah i am grossed out by the fact that youve had a relationship
its got nothing to do with girls, purely about you
well in all honesty i'd have to put you into the same genre as avenged sevenfold
youve both got
simple distorted guitar lines
cleanly sung vocals with a scream every now and then
guitar solos which aspire to be virtuoso
but at the same time your not quite heavy enough to be metal and not quite light enough to be rock so id say the comparison is pretty fair
cribbibo 3 years ago
please just wait for our other songs, then make your mind up as to what genre we are.
in fact search for "wargazm - KVLT" (not the live one)
/watch?v=QlRmUilL9dA
Paranoidave 3 years ago
"simple distorted guitar lines
cleanly sung vocals with a scream every now and then
guitar solos which aspire to be virtuoso (May I say LMAO!!! I play what I think fits the song, not as fast as I can for no reason)
but at the same time your not quite heavy enough to be metal and not quite light enough
So by that description AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and every punk band ever...are the same genre as A7X??
You sir, do indeed chat a lot of bollocks
Paranoidave 3 years ago
No he's right... thats about right, except avenged sevenfold probably writes more complex melodies
Smokecrackcain 3 years ago
I think most people are grossed out by the fact that someone as retarded as you is actually allowed to procreate.
SirBladewind 3 years ago
hahahahahaaa i found that very funny sorry *cough* but not really
wadethemage 3 years ago
Eh....you guys could be better...No insults here though. I respect you.
Lolsandwhich 3 years ago
heh.cribibo is a fucking elitist
FreddyTirana 3 years ago
you should make an interpretation of your own band cause it sucks
and the crowd thinks you suck too
lance2115 3 years ago
yeah....they payed £7 to come see us and clapped and cheered because we in fact suck....
AWESOME LOGIC MR. CLEVER :D
Paranoidave 3 years ago
im sure they only did that because it was finally over :)
i sure did
cribbibo 3 years ago
well just doesn't make any sense.
We'd been playing Gloucester for like...a year before this gig. People knew damn well what they were getting and as you can see, enjoyed it.
In the words of Gene Wilder
YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Yeah i actually wasted 2 mins of my time on this pathetic, shitty excuse you and your fans think of as music then turned it off
Get a fuckin life and start playing REAL music
RiseWithTheFallen13X 3 years ago
men you houldnt make fun of other bands til you stop making shit and make something good this is a really bad song
emmforever 3 years ago
what an awful sight and awful song.
Legsoup 3 years ago 4
lol well dont be so arogant if anyone gave my band advise i would listen carefully and take it all in. if people are cunts and say your shit for no reason then fair enuf, but you can probably see what they are trying to say which would be "you need to improve loads" but then its an old recording so hopefully you have.
Nath1SA 3 years ago 2
See heres the thing, why dont this band/Guy listen to what people are saying and improve etc, i dont think most of these people were even having ago either its mostly improve on this etc. Surely you dont want to be as arogant as your being and not listen to these people.
Nath1SA 3 years ago
Well unless they have a time machine it's a bit presumptuous to give advice on a 2 year old recording...
Paranoidave 3 years ago
oh my god!
only you would reply negatively to a positive comment!
cribbibo 3 years ago
clearly we have VERY different ideas of positive.
I'm English, I can detect politely worded negativity and sarcasm like a FOX!
Paranoidave 3 years ago
as am I
which means i can detect a wanker from a mile off
cribbibo 3 years ago
LMAO
timisgod13 3 years ago
ahahahah!!! OWNED
RiseWithTheFallen13X 3 years ago
ur are unbeleivably shit. arrogant cunt for all of other interpretations of sucesseful bands. yes i could fuck the shit out of ur band. singing completely shit. guitar mediocre/boring. hope u get fucked up by someone. CUNT!!!!!!
longination 3 years ago
Why do you want to have sex with us? It's a creepy violent sex/rape fetish you seem to have going on there.
Jerk one off or get laid or whatever to relax you man....maybe get some help
Paranoidave 3 years ago
relax? im not the one who spends hours of their time making shit interpretations for a shit load of bands.. how long does that take u.. get a life. i just though id check u out to c if u had any grounds to comment n this crap shows NO U FUKIN DONT, ITS NOT VERY GOOD..AT ALL.
longination 3 years ago
well unless you're in a band that sold out the biggest venue in your area then YOU don't have grounds to talk either dipshit xD
and what? I have no life because I made a few videos 2 years ago? Thats pretty retarded...
Paranoidave 3 years ago
u dont hav to be good to sell out "the biggest venue in an area" u just hav to actually play sum music.
whey00 3 years ago
im sorry i just can't watch it got up to the part were the singer went SEX DAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE and then turned it off....thats painful to listen to
theguywithattitude 3 years ago
Ouch, this is horrible!
And as mattipoo585 said before me
children of bodom, atreyu, as i lay dying, bullet for my valentine and trivium all CUM in your mouth
hunter7108 3 years ago
Sorry man, your interpretations are funny, but I can't say I enjoy this. It could just be musical preference, or you're not actually playing to your full potential, but I can't stand the guitaring in the song.
metalheadman666 3 years ago
well of COURSE we're not playing to our full potential.......what would the point in that be?
Paranoidave 3 years ago
... Making better music?
metalheadman666 3 years ago
so faster music = better music?
Let me award you with a bullshit music degree!!
Paranoidave 3 years ago
O_o
Since when did I say more potential = increased tempo?
metalheadman666 3 years ago
I naturally assumed by "potential" you were commenting on the technicality of the song.
I meant all 3 of us are accomplished players of our own instruments, we just write simple catchy sing-a-long rock songs, not prog-metal virtuoso masterpieces.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Alright fair enough man.
As I said in my first comment, it's just not my style of music, so I wouldn't play that kind of thing.
metalheadman666 3 years ago
fair enough, and from what I said earlier. My guitar I use in every other video was broken for this gig....the guitar I had to borrow DID sound like a piece of shit xD
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Yeah... you're all very accomplished players man.. this suck balls, if your gonna be arrogant, you better be a good musician.
tiekoe 3 years ago
wow way to completely ignore what I said and miss the conclusion :D
Have yourself a retard trophy.
You think all bands constantly play to each individual members peak of technicality?
well you've shown some arrogance by saying we suck so lets see YOUR band?
Paranoidave 3 years ago
First of all, i'm not saying you should constantly play at the peak of your techinicality, even in the simplest notes you can put alot of musicality. Just look at the band, they play simple song and never start shredding, but they are still superb musicians. And what youre doing here is clearly not holding back and being subtle, its just ramming some powerchords and hope people laugh about the music instead of laughing at you.
tiekoe 3 years ago
you seem to be somewhat deaf.
LETS SEE YOUR BAND THEN ;P
Paranoidave 3 years ago
children of bodom, atreyu, as i lay dying, bullet for my valentine and trivium all cream in your mouth
mattipoo585 3 years ago
ew god that was horrible.... maybe it was just the sound quality... but your better then my band is RIGHT NOW.
flonkas 3 years ago
well than god damn you must suck.
and this is us in 2006, so your (RIGHT NOW) comment is pretty inane anyway.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
I dont think your voice improoved any, and thats what made it so crappy. The reason your better is because you have played shows, and your band has there shit together. We need a a few halfstacks and we are good to go. its not about skill, but equipment
flonkas 3 years ago
how can you say I haven't improved when you've only heard stuff we made in 2006?
It's about skill, you said it yourself "we have our shit together" and you have that shit together before you even consider playing shows.
Bigger amps won't make you sound better, just make your crappiness louder. The amp I played that gig with wasn't a half stack or a regular stack, just a small all-in one thing.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Im pretty sure your voice has not gotten so much better from this.
I have no idea what your second paragraph is saying.
We have only 2 full songs and when we get a few halfstacks we will start gigging and doing a few cover songs too.
ilovejoejonas1818 3 years ago
my second paragraph said, i so many words.
"Yes we have our shit together, thats why we get gigs, not because of how big amps we have"
I'm pretty sure 2 years practice counts for something ;)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
I'm not commenting on the video, I'm commenting on one of your comment replies;
Turisas & Alestorm. FUCKING OWNAGE.
You really are quite brilliant, feel free to mock me, I don't mind :)
Hazular 3 years ago
You want a "good comeback" then I'll just give you a general synopsis. You're awful at singing in every song I've heard from you. Your scream is about the most easily-produced one possible. Your guitar playing is extremely lackluster at best. Your drums are simplstic. Your bassline is simple and repetitious. You can barely even qualify as the weakest kind of metal.
Any humor you've insofar produced is like an incredibly lame Jack Black ripoff. You make Rob Schneider look like a comic genius.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
...and yet, despite all your opinions...you couldn't write this song if your life depended on it.
Calling a self-proclaimed rock band "not metal" is pretty dumb when you weight it up, have a go at us for not being jazz while you're at it.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
What makes you assume I couldn't write better songs than you? What makes you assume I can't sing better than you?
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
because you haven't even tried to prove me wrong about it.
And to be perfectly honest I genuinely believe you never will....because you simply cannot.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Meh, I don't have a camera. Knowing that I can in fact destroy you at all things singing keeps me warm at night, though.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
Neither do we, didn't stop us, don't you have friends or fans who record things?
And you probably can sing better than me, loads of people can, if the only thing that keeps you warm at night is that you're better at singing than a guy who admits he isn't a brilliant singer, then that is just really REALLY sad.
So I guess it pisses you off that my joke band has received 1000x more exposure than anything you could ever put 100% effort into doing right?
Paranoidave 3 years ago
It doesn't actually keep me warm at night. I was just making fun of you. Being better than a terrible singer in a nothing band is actually pretty meaningless.
I'm actually not in a band right now. The band I was in just broke up, though we were very close to getting a record deal after only about 4 months of playing. Too bad personalities and women get in the way.
Anywho, I really don't think either one of us is going to say anything we haven't already said.
Just keep on sucking.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
you didn't answer my question.
Does it piss you off?
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Huh? No. I honestly don't hold any ill will against people just for making it. However, you really haven't made it anywhere.
Also, as I said, I was in a band for only about 4 months, we didn't have a p.a., my lead guitarist didn't have his own working guitar, we had 2 $20 mics from Best Buy, and we still wouldv'e gotten a record deal if some stupid girl hadn't broken up the band. Oh, I wasn't putting in 100% effort either.
Where's your record deal?
This arguement has played itself out.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
well we recorded a track for a wired records compilation around the time of this gig. Since then it's been hard to do stuff with all 3 members spread throughout the country, but progress with recording is slowly being made.
and I guess getting headlining slots in Big venues, appearing on MTV and in magazines isn't making it then right?
Paranoidave 3 years ago
You truly are a testament to how poor most of the music is today.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
I can't really see why....maybe it's because we're one of the few local bands from where we're from who aren't "Straight faced punk/indie/metalcore".
People like change ;)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Well, you're a testament to how poor most of the music is today because you're truly and absolutely horrible. You're a really shitty joke band that makes fun of emo kids... WOW! How totally cool. However, in addition to sucking, you have actually made some kind of name for yourself. Though, I'm sure it's mostly due to the success of your parody video(s). If you can make it with how awful you are, then the new bands coming out (in England) must be absolute shit. Also, nice ultra-belated response.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
ouch o_O
killerwog29 3 years ago
wtf is this bull shit....how do you get concerts...and you make fun of trivium?
wow this makes me wish we could just nuc the world...
I got to 1:00....how about you other viewers?
DexterGoneWild 3 years ago
He's kinda right... You're really not good. Seriously. My little metal band that broke up was better than this shit. Also, you are so totally right about moshing. I mean, the fact that people mosh at Ozzfest to Ozzy Ozbourne just proves it isn't metal. After all, you guys are so much more metal than Ozzy. This lame emo/goth waving back and forth is sooo metal. Totally.
That waving you're talking about is called hordcore dancing. Everyone hates hardcore dancers.
CarrionWaste 4 years ago
"I mean, the fact that people mosh at Ozzfest to Ozzy Ozbourne just proves it isn't metal. "
I know you said that sarcastically...funnily enough it's pretty much straight on the mark.
Ozzfest is filled with sweaty redneck morons.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Yup. Plus a bunch of bands about 100 times better than you. 3 Inches of Blood is awful and even they blow this crap out of the water.
Your fans unenthusiastically waving back and forth slowly is what true fans do. It helps them appreciate their boredome.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
or it helps them actually you know....see and be able to concentrate on the music....but to each their own.
if you want to get naked sweaty and rub against a bunch of teenage boys thats your choice.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
Woah, I'm not sure what kind of shows you're going to, but I tend to shy away from the mosh pits full of naked guys.
What's to see? A fat guy wearing a bad hair metal wig, a cardboard cut out of a guy in what appears to be a naval uniform, a gawky guy wearing a bad Halloween costume, and an aged hippy?
Yes, I know commenting on looks is a low blow, but you opened the door, dude.
Even without moshing, the crowd seems bored (except for what is obviously your group of friends in the middle).
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
it's halfway through the set of the last band of the night and it's one of our slow songs....what are you expecting one of your man-love pits?
Also as a tongue in cheek band we are more than aware that we had daft costumes on....Also Dodge was 20 when this was filmed...how is that aged?
by accusing me of "opening the door" I think you meant to say "because I can't think of a good comeback Dave and once again you've outsmarted me"
are you even watching the video, there's a shitload of movement
Paranoidave 3 years ago
outsmarted...? wow you are ignorant
DexterGoneWild 3 years ago
and oh yeah
"but I tend to shy away from the mosh pits full of naked guys."
so what, you shy away from every mosh-pit ever?
Paranoidave 3 years ago
are you saying that mosh pits are full of naked guys?
I dont know what concerts youve been to (probably Boy George)....but here in the world of metal...there is no queers like you...
DexterGoneWild 3 years ago
in the world of metal sunshine, pits are VERY rare.
lets weight this up from gigs I've been to.
Turisas/Alestorm - No pits
Destruction/Onslaught - No Pits
Wacken 2007 - very very few pits
Dark Tranquility/Desecration - No Pits
Download 2006 - Pits everywhere, usually of half naked sweaty teenage boys.
I rest my case.
Paranoidave 3 years ago
iv never heard of any of this crap...
they must not be metal to have no pits...go to a lamb of god concert and tell me if you see no pits
maybe you'll get stuck in the front row when they do "the wall of death"
DexterGoneWild 3 years ago
"they must not be metal to have no pits."
LMFAO!!!
Considering every band I just named there makes 'Lamb of God' look like a church choir.
And Wacken is the largest metal festival in Europe, Download is about the most commercial rock festival in the UK (you'd probably love it)
Paranoidave 3 years ago
No I meant "you opened the door" because you said there was something they needed to focus on seeing. I'm sure he is 20, but he looks like an aged-hippy.
I do see movement. I see people leaving, I see goth/emo waving, I see a few of what (as I said) are obviously your friends in the front with their fists in the air... some of the time.
Even in your Mistfits vid all I can see is a bunch of people mixing hardcore dancing with the Charleston.
CarrionWaste 3 years ago
you fucking idiot, and you say trivium and other bands are disgrace to metal? ur little english accent kills it
hate stupid motherfuckers on the internet.
listen, ur guitar shit sounds like some redneck background music, you sing like a fucking girl, grow some balls and deepen that voice. just stop having a band, ur fucking horrible
deshuiasd 4 years ago
moshing is for reatrds...dave whats the matter wiv you
oh and btw
you suck
SailorSteph 4 years ago
moshing truley is for retards.
I'm sorry but it's true, you never see that shit at real metal gigs man....it's some punk/hardcore invention that keeps people from concentrating on the awful awful music.
Every local gig round here people are just watching the band and you see 2 twats (usually emo or scene fucks) swinging around trying to start a pit.
it hsould be called a mosh pitiful.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
didnt write that comment either cousin wrote that too
SailorSteph 4 years ago
This is lame.... And i think you should post the things you wrote about trivium and post it on "about this video" here. Gl and hope you get better.
Mackedoo 4 years ago
wow...you guys sound like... a bunch of toddlers with rubber bands, a mega-phone, and some pots and pans.
P.S.: i only said "emo fags" was not bad(i didnt say it was good either) b/c it was a song about hating emos.
theundead08 4 years ago
I love how you can talk about our sound quality from a DV Camera recording.....thats some balls.
and by balls I mean ignorance.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
lol u think that those ppl loved it??... dude there was nobody in that crowd that was going insane nobody was head banging nothing...everyone was just sitting there...at my shows everyones moshing and going crazy to my shit...i just dont have a camera to show you....seriously dude...u guys kinda suck anus...
nukkaman 4 years ago
watch from 40 seconds and tell me that no-ones moving...you'd be a liar....anyway it's a slow song dipshit, how are you supposed to mosh to that?
and the fact that everyone there payed £7 to come see us...yeah kinda makes me think they like us a bit.
Moshing is for retards.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
hey Wargazm although i didnt like your bands song sound wise, i think musicly it was well done and i can appreciate that the sound your band has is very structured and unique. i listen to bands like trvium slipnot chldrn of bodom 8 foot sativa etc and i think the interpretations u have done are awesome i wood really like to see you interperate "DESTINED TO BE DEAD" by 8 foot sativa that wood b funny lol anyway good job i no hw hard it is to sing and play lol, i play in a metal band keep it up :)
eatmonkeyworld 4 years ago
lol and also notice how ur vid is voted 1 star with 74 votes...
nukkaman 4 years ago
oh well....74 dumbfucks on the internet didn't like it.
the 500 people in that crowd loved it.
And considering they have the advantage of being able to actually come outside of their basement I value their opinion much much more ;P
Paranoidave 4 years ago
dude i cant fuckin believe you...u have been posting negative htings about bands that have some actual skill...and then u say that ur band kicks ass...u should be ashamed...u fucking twat...get some actual guitar skill with distortion...u guys sound like my retard neighbor with a bunch of pots and pans...if u dont believe me take a look at your vid favorite number....its 0...so why dont u get some skill before u give some good bands a hard time u fucking faggot...
nukkaman 4 years ago
just give up on life and music. Even brits+other euro bands sing without the horrible accent now, because nobody understands what the hell they are saying. oh sure your "mates" might hear you fine, and the uk scene understands but we all know it doesn't matter that you exist "if you're not big in the USA." Sure you're videos are hilarious but the exact same scrutiny can be made out of your shitty band. g'day
u585738 4 years ago
"we all know it doesn't matter that you exist "if you're not big in the USA.""
Tell that to Robbie Williams.....he's a multi-millionaire and no-one in your country has a fucking clue who he is.
we play for fun...we're not trying to kid ourselves that one day we're gonna "make it big"....although being motivated by something other than greed is a foreign concept to your country I'm sure ;)
Paranoidave 4 years ago
Robbie, and Kylie Minogue is a good example as well. North America ignores her but Kylie is a mega-star everywhere else. I suppose making it big in the US isn't really that important after all. The same thing goes for artists like the Sugababes, Charlotte Church, Craig David and the list goes on.
psyclocke20 4 years ago
exactly while being Big in the US helps it doesn't mean you can't be big everywhere else....the same applies th other way round.
There are some bands who are huge in America that the rest of the world don't really give a shit about.
E.G KISS (they are well known in Europe but not NEARLY as big as they are in the US)
Every Country artist EVER.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
LOL. Ashley Tisdale and Miley Cyrus are examples of American celebs that the rest of the world couldn't care less about.
MooncakeUtopia 4 years ago
Kylie is more successful than Robbie. I wonder why :)
veidttale 4 years ago
Your guitars sounds like smashed Squiers on fire.
ingentingvirke 4 years ago
I'm actually going to agree.
I restrung my actual guitar the day before the gig, the heat from the stage was fucking with the tuning so bad by the end of the 2nd song it was unplayable.
Had to borrow that white one from one of the support bands, piece of crap with no sustain whatsoever (Thats why I play such a weird solo in 'where eagles dare')
Paranoidave 4 years ago
damn.its the horriblest thing i've ever seen.
turntodespair13 4 years ago
this shit is fucking garbage
june32nd 4 years ago 4
u sound like the singer from tokio hotel.
check them out, ull like them...
ch0pf 4 years ago
im not one of those hater guys or anything, some of your videos are actually funny, but your guitar sounds like crap
toolsmokebox10 4 years ago
damn all these vids are funny xD watching comments in how much you ahte these guys coz they hate yor favorite band xD thats funny and fucking pathetic
WickeR962 4 years ago
Which one of these guys is you? The gay singer, the funny looking guy on the right, or the shitty drummer?
nohdrummer 4 years ago
son lamentables muchachos... de todas formas I like interpretations!!! jajaja, sigan así!!! greetings from Argentina. (Check out "Jimi Caiga", its my band)
malditosusernames 4 years ago
I used to laugh my ass off to your interpretation videos, but when I saw this one of your band, I don't understand how you can take a piss on bands that can actually play more than 3 chords...I think you just resent the fact that you suck. Oh, and please reply with a "you must be a Trivium fan bla bla bla" shit, it's funny seeing you get pissed. cheers
JU4NCAM4NEY 4 years ago
all I'm gonna say is that we're not a technical band because we don't have to be, in fact it's the very thing we're against.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
u mean ur a shit band?
zombievinnie 4 years ago
no, because all 3 of us are VERY capable at our instruments, we just enjoy writing catchy and fun tunes more than seeing how hard we can make something to play.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
"we just enjoy writing catchy and fun tunes" where are the catchy and fun tunes then i would like to hear them.
themanfromthehouse 4 years ago
well "emo fag" for a start, never met anyone who hasn't been humming it all day after hearing it.
"Bouncy Fuckin' Metal" that always gets the crowds chanting along.....same with most of our others really...
Paranoidave 4 years ago
lol are you seriously calling me a emo lol thats a laugh.
yea humming is really metal.
lol at download i did goto bottle MCR cause i cant stand them so much i could listen to them for long enough to bottle the fuck out them.
i totally bet u havnt even been to see a metal band lol
themanfromthehouse 4 years ago
no, I said the song "emo fag" was a cathcy one you mong.
but you did pay to go to Download so you are a moron.
and unless you don't count all of Wacken 07, Bloodstock 06, Destruction, Onslaught, SLayer, In Flames, Children of Bodom and dark tranquility as metal bands....then I guess you lost the bet...
Paranoidave 4 years ago
im a mong sorry for not know your song off by heart.
they are all good metal bands except i dont really like children of bodom.
the only bad part about wacken 07 was we spend all our money and had to get a bus to hamburg wasnt fun lol
themanfromthehouse 4 years ago
ouch.
Me and my mates got the Argon Coach travel thing, transport there, back and a ticket for £200. Pretty good deal if you can stomache a day and a half on a coach.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
show me that u can play. play some trivium solo in original speed. sucker.
ch0pf 4 years ago
well no, because that would involve having to listen to another trivium song, learning a trivium song. and even if I filmed myself hitting it note perfect you'd still be all "oh, well you still suck that was shit"
Listen to "Children of Bodom" by "Children of Bodom" as that was the most recent track I learned to play ;)
Paranoidave 4 years ago
oh by the way those were some nice power chords...
CodyisGuitarded 4 years ago
thank you.
and if you trying to say that bands that only play power chords somehow aren't as good you might want to personally call up the surviving members of The Kinks, Nirvana, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits and others.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
haha everyone of those bands SUCK....
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
CodyisGuitarded 4 years ago
Are you serious?
*sigh* theres no hope
sturt5569 4 years ago
That was supposed to be a reply to CodyisGuarded concerning the comment about a certain few bands sucking.
sturt5569 4 years ago
I'll concur that Nirvana are a bit overrated.
But to say that those other bands suck when the shit you probably listen to wouldn't exist without them is not only close minded but stupendiously retarded..
Paranoidave 4 years ago
how drunk did you have to get the crowd to enjoy that?
CodyisGuitarded 4 years ago
not very because most of the audience are under 18.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
fuking shit
i've wasted about 20 minutes of my life watching yur vids and found all of them to be amature and quite frankly a disgrace to heavy metal
i hope u guys die soon and hopefully rot in hell
it would make the world a better place
iloverockmusic101 4 years ago
why watch for 20 minutes? why not just stop after one? Idiot.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
coz i wanted to see how shit u really are
or weather there is any talent in your music
and to be honest the talent i found was that you could be the shittyiest band in the world of heavy metal without a doubt
iloverockmusic101 4 years ago
well clearly those hundreds of people in the audience who payed to see us disagree ;)
lets be honest, you're a trivium fan so you're only saying this shit as an immature attempt to "get back" at us.
Got news kiddo, we really don't give a shit, in fact it's rather hilarious seeing you kids bitvh constantly.
Paranoidave 4 years ago
jesus christ i sing better than that when i have a head cold and can barely breathe
summabomb 4 years ago
thats nice.
care to back this up with evidence?
Paranoidave 4 years ago