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  • omg i had this car when i was 17 it sucks the ride is to stiff and its not as fast as it sounds

  • haha nice

    

  • Did anyone else notice they redid the background music on a bunch of these clips when they put them on youtube?

  • is he really that stupid ? To turn the music up you use the + on the left side of the steering wheel !!! ans I never had a problem with the indicators

  • the most beautiful 5 series ever built

  • «she, she cannot be turned off»

    But Jeremy, she likes you!

  • where do they FIND these retards? stupid jealous english

  • 2:53 what song is this?

  • "The new five series is an ugly car"? Bitch please, wait till you see the new one

  • Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes

  • which season/episode is this?

  • The m5 looks amazing, patriotism is messing up Clarkson's judgement and perception .

  • 3:00 That's the change station button, not the volume..

  • plus he was talking about the turning signals lol it takes practice but eventually its automatic and u always can turn the signals off no problem

  • i think it looks sexy as hell

  • 2:53

    What's the name of the song?

    Or at least what series and episode is this.

  • The number plate contains" FUT". In romanian that means" F**K", as a verb, as an action:))

  • 4:02 my favorite top gear moment

  • 4:07 my favorite top gear moment

  • Very very nice car

  • therefor i dont like top gear...every car exept the british ones are ugly for them

  • the BMW chimes at 4:32.

    It kind of fits well because it was an idea Clarkson. Like "Ding! Great Idea!"

  • Name song please ? 2.53

  • shortcut to the punchline of every video of Clarkson ....

    1] he starts off bashing the car ----> Punchline : I love it!

    2] he starts off praising the car -----> Punchline : I'd rather buy an Alfa/Ferrari *depending on the price range of the model in discussion*

  • RF05 FUT

  • I own a 1987 BMW 3.25is classic red. and just yesterday, I had to replace the stock tie rods, note that those tie rods were 25 years old before they went bad. That's why BMW is the best, and always will be.

  • @xXNoah92 well i would put them in my top 3 :D

    alfa romeo volvo bmw :D

  • @xXNoah92 ya... and how many electrical and mechanical problems have you had....

  • @xXNoah92

    ?

  • I disagree, my buddy's parents had one of these and it was one of the most comfortable cars, i mean, im tall i was 6'4 (1.96 ~m) back then and i was comfortable in the back seat!

    I like the M5

  • @Tadixlife true, plus you can choose if you want to the indicator to go off three times(thats annoying when you want to cancel it - as JC says) or just once which solves the problem out immediately.

  • M5 is nothing for old men :P hehe

    Don't get me wrong Jeremy :P

  • 225 people got an ad.

  • British fags only buy German cars lol because their own cars suck haha!

  • @cryteeek what do you drive a Saab

  • @dannymaclamp Audi Q7 you poor little fuckface :)

  • @cryteeek so why aren't you driving a swedish car you weasel, supporting the nazis and their crazy endeavors?

  • @cryteeek ; Swivel Asshole :)

  • All the peeps that say jeremy is wrong can screw off my dad had a m5 and it was the worst bmw we have ever owned

  • my dad has a canadian version of the car... seems much better

  • @nightyjr Lol no.. Every E60'S are same.. but NA has 6 speed manual gear..

  • @Llamaowner im not just saying the to be an ass, but a BMW rep told me the seats in the NA are slightly wider! XD He said it with a straight face and I still don't know if he was serious!

  • Whats the music at 2:00?

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  • the e34 m5 are the best m5 !

  • @SwissT04 e60/61 :-*

  • M5 is garbage....... Bumpiest ride ever !!! E55 or E63 is awesome in comfort & faster in quarter mile. ...... & fuk you whoever has a problem with my comment.......

  • @AMGRULEZ

    Go to a Benz video fanboy... this is an M5 REVIEW not an E63 review!

  • fuc u if u disliked this video just watch the 2part

  • what? the e60 is not ugly!! he has no taste

  • turn the engine off that will kill her lol :D

  • fat moron

  • if u dont like the satnav, get a chainsaw, cut the satnav out and burn it, then replace it with a proper satnav. and if the car is terrible in normal mode, i say the best option would be to keep the car in M mode all the time, unless that self cancels after each drive, but the OFF hammer is a good idea as well, if u dont like the suspension replace the stock springs with aftermarket road suspension, dont like the styling then put a bodykit on it, you bought it so it's ur decision wat 2 do wit it

  • turn the engine off...that will kill her ^^...awesome

  • @Tadixlife The volume buttons are on the other side of the steering wheel. ;)

  • UGLY? This was the most beautiful 5 series ever made. All the new bmws look the same, back then each car had its own distinct style and ambiance. Clarkson respect -100

  • this men is a stupid!

    

  • It's an ugly car? As far as I'm concerned, this is one of the most beautiful BMW I've ever seen. The F10 is a little shit in comparison

  • @MrStamboy agreed this is a sick looking car, I love Jeremy, but he is wrong about this car this generation m5 is awesome

  • iDrive is rubbish. The RS6 is way better.

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  • Jeremy hates BMW's :[

  • E60 is history, F10 its the new beast now.. :)..

  • is he blind, it's a beautiful car

  • all these people complaining should watch part 2 lol

  • lol

    

  • you guys don't know much about the m series do you all? there's many reasons why he doesn't like it. for one he's British haha and he has a pride thing, 2nd the m5 and all other M's were started as sleepers. the point of the M cars originally was to be a beast without having to look to one. third, the emense amount of electronics and tech stuff, the Ms WERE suppose to be simple, honestly its a good car, but its not its self, it use to be a car enthusiasts car. now its just a flashy car

  • My headlights stay on 37 seconds

  • To be honest, I didn't like the E60. But over time it grew on me

  • m5 is the best

    

  • 1. This car looks amazing.

    2. You don't use automatic if you're really into driving (ffs)

    3. Once you checked out the features for the first time you just move on.

    4. Not every car needs to sound like a fucking jet engine

    5. Not fast? (check out bmw m5 vs ferarri)

  • @XxPsychoholicxX got to agree on the automatic, but you cant buy M5 with a manual... unless you live in US..

  • maybe he just quit smoking and he is nervous all the time.. that why everything is pissing him off...

  • I'd rather buy a Smart.

  • fuck yuo clarcson

    

  • BMW RULEZ!!!

  • BMW doesn't gear all of that technology towards retards... just sayin

  • guys dont judge him watch part 2 after he pressed the M button

  • corporate baller status

    

  • I bet clarckson is just saying bad things because he loves mercs too much, but bmw rules!

  • hey if you hate it drop it off here ill show you what to do with it..... lol

    drive the snot out of it.....

    get a ford escort for around town.....

    they are not happy cars under 90......

    just the way it is....

  • The brand new BMW M5 2012 is a really good looking car.

  • Everyone have their own opinion.Car looks good.

  • love the m5 and top gear

  • how is it ugly, i think this 5series looks better than the new one

  • m5 best

  • HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH best review ever!!!!!!! comon it the other BMW's looked far better than this! and for the money you pay it should be a touch screen interface!

  • cars of the last five years all have a thick risen tail, unfortunately. i wish the designs of the '80s and '90s reappeared.

  • Like all other BMWs of the last 10 years, it's ugly, overrated Nazi crap owned and driven by tossers.

  • haha wow that was brutal!

  • not very faaast .... haha

  • Seem to be alot of people defending the M5 who could never afford one.

  • fucking idiot

  • lol i got an Opel commercial

  • SO funny how simple, dumb people think this is a good looking car.

  • i hate top gear

    fifth gear is the best

  • @PRINCE2010FEELING You kidding right??? You should shoot yourself

  • where the fuk is part 2?????????????

  • The FUCK how much money did they get from mercedes, audi and all of them to make such a bad report and play the dumbass that the car looks shitty?

  • why in 2:08 he said 400 bhp V10?

  • @TUMBATVLV

    because its 507 in M mode and 400 standard

  • I agree with advent1969. Clarkson is just bitching about because he himself is so incredibly low-tech he could screw in a light bulp without calling some customer support hotline.

  • Its amazing... a typical clarkson bullshit interview.... i've got one and its simple... you push the indicator the same way again to cancel and you turn of the voice on the nav via the side menu..... not sure I see the point or humor in such poorly produced reviews.

  • you stupid homos, STFU and watch part 2..

  • The M5 is ugly. It should not even exist in the M market. M3 and M6 that's all we need.

  • top gear is nice to watch but if they said that the BUGATTI is ugly , i will not be surprised if they said so about the bmw m5 .

  • this car is ugly.

  • I do have to agree on the ugly design and turn signals. Other than that, and the fact they went from a V10 to a V8, its a good car.

  • I argee with Jeremy. I simply wish BMW is the BMW used to be 20 yrs ago.

  • haha! clean up after your dog use this bin

  • It's ugly but that's irrelevant.. it's a M5

  • Jemery is right of the bmw m5

  • an M5 is one of the best cars in the world .....

    I don't know what to say ......

    very bad report..

  • @L4rsieBoy watch part 2

  • @L4rsieBoy Its Clarkson.... every single car is terrible to him. Unless its a Ferrari. And every American car is below terrible to him, unless its a Ford GT. He says what is supposed to funny or entertaining, not what is true.

  • @L4rsieBoy Lol, just watch the second part and delete your post.

  • @L4rsieBoy You obviously have not seen part 2 of this video...

  • @L4rsieBoy watch part 2

    

  • @L4rsieBoy Watch the second part of the review dude.

  • @L4rsieBoy um... did you watch part 2?

  • @L4rsieBoy

    Se part two you fucking idiot

  • @L4rsieBoy Yeah, if you don't mind paying a ton on repairs XD, the curse of German engineering. I agree with you - the M5 is an exceptional vehicle. However, it's worth saying that Top Gear usually reviews with bias - they have the cars they love and those they hate. A lot of times they hate perfectly good cars - Ferrari TR, BMW M5, etc. :|

  • @L4rsieBoy You DO realize that this video cut off the review just as he began describing the astonishing performance abilities of this car, right?

  • @L4rsieBoy Watch part two :o

  • @L4rsieBoy: Watch part 2, that might clear a few things up.

  • @L4rsieBoy 2010

  • What season TopGear?

  • its a nice car and IT IS POWERFULL,Clarkson

  • Did anyone watch the WHOLE review?!! 

  • I like Jerry but in this video he's full of it...

  • I hate it how TopGear always talk shit about german cars only beacause they are 100 times better than English :/

    Benz, Audi, BMW... best cars ever!

    Ok Aston Martin, Rolls, Bentley are nice cars but if yu want to drive this cars you have to sell your house to buy them :D

  • BMW 5 an ugly car? looks far better than most British girls

  • @crnifico41 That says more about British girls. This car is still ugly.

  • @crnifico41 The m5 in this video looks like a dog, the new one is much better looking

  • @crnifico41 this is true. i would fuck a german car over a british girl anyday

  • I'd rather shag a girl than a fucking car.

  • @frankieboyleinnit you could get ton of girls with that car, but not ton of cars with a girl

  • @crnifico41 are you insane? have you ever even seen a british girl? they're cute as hell and have great tits. look at keeley hazell, or any british girl you meet in real life (if you leave your house), they're gorgeous. plus it's clarkson that said that, he has terrible taste on cars looks

  • @crnifico41 lol you should come over here. You would soon change your mind.

  • @crnifico41 137likes? why isnt your comment a top comment!?!?

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  • lol i think these shows get some kind of deals on how they review these cars. i watched the fifth gear review of this car and they loved it.

  • Is the M5 really that annoying? -_-

  • "...is an ugly car" - and don't know is it Clarkson or Brits altogether, but what the hell is it with them calling good cars ugly. Porsche Cayenne, BMW M5, Panamera..What the hell. Top gear isn't really a car review really. it's more for entertainment

  • @malaria333 I am from the USA, and the Cayenne and Panamera are hideous. The M5 I like, however.

  • @malaria333 they give their own opinion on a car, and they don't care about yours, and that's what makes top gear special

  • On a personal, the last 5 serious was hideous. However, what's a shame, while the M5 was a technological tour-De-force, it was too much. While the new M5 is a more beautiful car, I'm still awestruck with the 5.0 Liter V-10. It's a shame that BMW didn't keep that engine in its inventory. I can't imagine what that engine is capable of doing in a lighter car. By far, one of my favorite BMW engines. Is there anything that BMW's M-Division can't do? Still awestruck... a 5.0 Liter V-10...

  • WTF is he talking about??

    The m5 ist a great car

  • seems like an ancient old fag moved from 14th century right here behind the wheel of 21 cent. car

  • you can turn the annoying **** off, just put the car on fire and eventualy she will shut up. 

  • This guy makes me!!!! AHH! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • This car is the better berlina in the world

  • i just Love this car M5 rulez for ever !!

  • Yes, it's fucking ugly. Most of the new BMWs are quite ugly, to be honest.

  • @iLoveEatingPie You dont know what beautiful is thats all, to be honest. e90 e92 f10 and 750il beautiful cars

  • @559eddie559 I don't? Beauty is subjective, moron. They're all bland and boring as I see them, all four of yours look the same.

  • @iLoveEatingPie ha ha but i bet if you owned one you wouldnt have those opinons ... All of them have their unique style, you just dont see because your not a bimmer fan. And of course they are going to have some features that are alike, they are not going to make them look like honda's moron!

  • @559eddie559 What? I wouldn't own one because I find them BORING, did you even read what I said? Why would I buy something I don't like? Actually, I am a BMW fan, but I only like the older models from 70s-90s, they really do have character and were unique at the time. The newer ones, not so much, if not for the front grill I wouldn't tell it apart from a Toyota. What's ironic is that I find some of the Hondas look much better and more unique.

  • how is that an ugly car ? ungreatful fucker

  • @TheNextTorres9 Its on the list of ugliest cars 2011 and most people agree that the 5 series BMW is... well... ugly

  • @PAINmedia naah i don't, i'd love to have one

  • I love top gear but how can you say that a beautiful car like this is ugly?

  • @vladisimo93 it's a pretty ugly car because while everyone is slimming down, bmw decided to make the car fatter. When you look at cars with the same price as the M5, it's a pretty ugly car

  • @vladisimo93 agree.

  • 200 people baught the m5

  • He did the same thing with the newly restyled Sti. He was messing with all the settings and was wrong with his descriptions of them. His reviews have no rhyme or reason sometimes. He should take time to actually learn about these cars first. The M5 seems amazing despite what he says about it.

  • Haha people are JUST NOW starting to realize that he is a british fanboy... he masturbates to aston martins. Still entertaining though

  • are u here in 2011 december?

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  • @jergi313 by actually working instead of being on youtube

  • @jergi313 if you mean JC, then the clear answer is that for example you couldn't do it. and he was in the right place at the right time. go watch fifth gear or something like that, fool.

  • @imonpainkillers You're right. I couldn't be a FUCK if I tried. At least we agree on something.