Christian Talk Show Rant Against Pokemon and Minecraft

[mtwildflower]

Okay, so when they found 100 ravens tied up and hanging by the neck from their pecan tree (begins at about 2:56) did they call the police? And it naturally begs the question of the logistics of actually catching 100 raven to hang by the neck from a tree. How does an occultist go about it? Do they pick a holy target, take say, half a day to catch a 100 ravens and then how do they avoid getting the crap clawed and pecked out of them while trying to put the string around their necks to hang them?

[mtwildflower]

@mtwildflower I'd really like to know.

And surely, there must be a police report. I know if I found a 100 ravens hanging byt he neck from my pine tree out front ( only because I don't have a pecan tree) I'd be calling the friggin' sheriff.....

[mtwildflower]

Beginning at about 2:56 the guest states over 100 ravens were hung by the neck from their pecan tree outside their house. Okay...so where is the police report? Who the hell has time to catch a 100 ravens and tie them up in a tree before they're caught doing it? And have you ever tried to catch a raven? They'll peck and claw the crap out of you.

[mtwildflower]

**facepalm**

[MrTRICK10]

Pokiemon is evil but genocide isn't

[usmc1942]

The Jigglypuff looks so very demonic.

[demonik23]

A real christian would have burried the ravens and would have gave them a proper funeral ceremony cause they are God's creatures. This man is a demon, he cut them up and threw their bodies in a trash bag! Thats what satan and his cult told him to do! This man is evil!

Hey...see...everyone can do this XD XD XD

[SilverFreezing]

@mbigmackay Well, not all Christians are this stupid. Just like GameManiac3 said (In the top comments), these people aren't Christians at all. Their just a bunch of fundamentalists. So just like GameManiac3 stated, don't judge the whole religion just because of the freakin' idiot fundamentalist ones out there. Not trying to be mean, just trying to explain.

[CeesusBeats]

He looks like a Muk.

[AlexWerkmeister712]

"DATS DUH POWAH UH GAWD."

Lmao, what a retard.

[fistymcbuttpuncher]

i truely feel sorry for any kid that has parents that believe in this way(not limited to this pokemon/minecraft subject). not everything is the devil.

[Osmodaful]

or fat XD

[Osmodaful]

this guy is on crack

[SirPreyasThe619]

I am Christian and I ask a 2nd question: Why isn't he ranting about

a game that really is a bad influence such as

Grand Theft Auto or God of War or any other Rated M

game? Last I checked, Every pokemon game(so far) has

been Rated E for Everyone. It's cuz of these people that

my parents made me sell all my 2 Sapphire, original Red

and Blue and all got was $5 for each Sapphire and only

$1 for Red and blue each and the next time I went to the store

they were selling for them $10-30.

[nickfury1012]

@SirPreyasThe619 yeah but grand theft auto and god of war do not always influence the player. the player sees what happened and they make thier own choices

[SirPreyasThe619]

@nickfury1012

You have a good point but you have to abmit that ranting

about either of those two games would've been much more

sensible then ranting about a kid's game.

[SirPreyasThe619]

00:23

I'm a Christian and I ask this:

If Rattata "evolves" intro Raticate

then why are there still Rattata ???

Because it's just a game! As long as we

don't get obessed with it we're then but if

we do(and few people have) then we need help.

Satan isn't going around saying that

pokemon is evil, people are. 

[GotShot22]

Yea, I'm a Christian, and I've heard Pokemon was evil all my life. I used to have cards and stuff, and my parents just didn't go for it. The thought that Pokemon is evil is just absurd. One argument is that "you use demons to fight against each other to win your battles". I mean, this is just the same as training your dog to win in a dog show, or competeing in a talent show. Both of those things are a competition to defeat your opponent, am I right?

[Vercetti77]

Why do most Christians insist on making the rest of us look like a bunch of fucking idiots...

[lolipopjoys116]

OHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ALMIGHTY DEMONLORD JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  I WILL DIE!!!!!!! -.-

[lolipopjoys116]

no response..... at all......

[Mikelmao1994]

I actually dented my face by facepalming soo hard..

[tvwatcher21]

they have names of demons......jigglypuff? Tokepi? snorlax? squirtle? i rest my case.

[SirPreyasThe619]

@tvwatcher21

I am a Chriatian and I say this:

It hard to take pride in your religion

when there are people like this guy

saying what he's saying right now.....

[tvwatcher21]

@SirPreyasThe619 XD

[Tazmaneer]

Pikachu should ectro the shit out of them xD

[IzLikesToRawr]

jigglypuff is the name of a demon LOL

[DaLiFeOfDaPaRtY00]

I like how that dude is like 300 pounds and honestly its a sin to be overwieght smh son honestly who gives a fuck if somethings demonic cause at the end of the day theres demons everywhere :D you just gotta keep it real and believe in karma

[AMZ880]

HOW DARE THEY DISS POKEMON, MINECRAFT AND GUITAR HERO! these people make me sick.

[TheMourningsEnd]

ಠ_ಠ

[Phendraana]

#1 rule of christian living- if it's fun, it's satanic, and if you're having fun, you're sinning.

[Goldhugz]

Suuuure. Piplup is sooo evil -.-

[SomeBlokeLol]

The hanging ravens thing- Seriously this guy is fucked up in the mind

[SomeBlokeLol]

Coming up next on Free Speech: World's Kraziest Klipz...

[supersmashfan08]

SO RETARDED!!AMERICA LAUGHS AT THESE FOOLS!!

I'm a christian and I take my religion seriously.But this bullshit is just beyond retarded!

[MangoTangoFOx]

She said that she has seen a dragon... Uhm....

[glados216]

thank god they don't let people THAT retarded on tv in my country.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

[DarkDragon1889]

Minecraft is bad because it teaches kids to build things?

...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

[omgwtfbbq116]

meanwhile in america.....

[alienisuntverus]

Someone should ask him about creepers.

[clanofnoobs]

OH SHIT MAGIKARP WILL KILL US

[yoshithekirby]

One word.... :HERP:

[Jmike3543]

Well said person below me

[GameManiac3]

I'm Christian and I'm disgusted by this person's 'logic'.

These are called 'extremists' people. They make religions look like plagues unto the world. I know many christians that aren't like this fool; don't judge a whole group just cause of one fucking idiot.

[herpesleprechaun]

@GameManiac3 because religion is a plague, jesus instructs people not to do ritualistic things, all things in "religion" are ritualistic therefore satan worship same as those who worshipped baal, he also instructs and also only ever prays for things for others or for the will of the father to be done, he never prayed for things that were for his flesh, but only for his soul and for others, he also tells us that faith is all you need and to accept that he honors your faith via eternal life

[thegoodvoldie]

Slowpoke has doomed us all!

[thegoodvoldie]

@glswn You made my day with your comment.

[PacoTako1]

GOD you're so stupid (the people not god)

[thereturnofflorence]

It has to evolve...

You could probably evolve and lose some of those chins tubby.

[werewolf873]

from a furry~ haha demonic? have you seen lopunny or gardevoir?

[jeddillinger]

._. jared milton's dad... i think

[VibraniumProductions]

This is so laughable.  These are the same people who think kids will become satanic if they read 'Harry Potter'. I'm a Christian! I've read Harry Potter, I've seen DOZENS of horror films (for that matter, I think werewolves are cool), I've played Pokemon (plus most of the other video games out there), and I'm not going around in black masses and I have no intention of dong so! These people are paranoid to the max and need to shut up!

[MasterFreddie1]

This guy is stupid. The names are clever. Charizard for example, char relates to fire, and lizard.

[TheDigimonEmperor]

Imma kill this guy. You STOOPID!!!!!!!

[nitendubsinc]

fucking christians

[TheDigimonEmperor]

@nitendubsinc I'm a Christian and I agree with you 100%

[Bombedit]

I really hope he's not serious.

[mike67098]

He is insane.

[insaneintentions1]

beware Dunsparce

[clorigu2]

Butterfree is such a demon

[XMagicxFlameX]

I have lost faith in humanity...officially.

[BlanFan2O]

This is so fucking hilarious. I cannot even... Oh my god.

[ZombiemanSteve]

Derpderp, The Japanese names of some Pokemon are derived from Japanese demons. The problem here being that there is no distinction between demon and angel in Japanese, therefore it translates more appropriately to "spirit" than "demon." People are just too stupid to look into another culture, so they accuse it.

[BlanFan2O]

@ZombiemanSteve It's still funny. I understand that some aren't given English names but even so, I doubt they know any of the Japanese names. This makes it even funnier considering that, when they say the names are of "oriental demons", the names that run through my head are Jigglypuff, Magikarp, Snorlax... you know?

[andreascyu]

Is this Satire, or are they serious -.-

[BlanFan2O]

@andreascyu There was a religious guy who said Mario Kart is violent. I highly doubt it's satire... which makes it all the more funny.

[Bombedit]

@andreascyu Pretty sure it's serious

[kornhead6555]

MAGIKARP IS A DEMON!

[kornhead6555]

there's a demon named mew?

[Ch1k3nSquad3]

This, my friends, is what happens when you are exposed to too much radiation: You lose your mind.

[Ch1k3nSquad3]

If these games are demonic, why aren't you talking about other games? Like, all of them? You know, Sonic? He fights robots. Oh dear! Thats violent!

You know, if you're criticizing these games and NOT GTA, CoD, L4D, (They're not demonic either!) then you, my..weird person who I can see on the screen, are INSANE.

[RegenerationStorm]

LMAO ODDISH IS A DEMON

[Sephiroth365]

@glwsn that's not a human, it's a manbearpig 

[sasuke8889]

How about you stop complaining about every day life and go on a diet you fat bastard.

[stickybomb02]

What's up with these guys I sense mormen

[iSnowbAlLxx2]

:areyoukiddingme: these people are retarded..... PICHU IS A NAME OF A DEMON THE FUCK?!

[BreeOnTeeVee]

My wood house accidentally caught on fire. Is this the sign of the devil?

[TheHandsomeBurrito]

yep, my pikachu evolves into a horrifying oriental demon...

[TheGreatKaitsu]

CoD fits well here. And so does American Football, people play and watch this religiously.

When their team loses, they turn into demons and scream profanity while breaking whatever is near them. This is usually their controller.

[mizorepower]

Ugh I want to kill these guys... e.e MINECRAFT AND POKEMON ARE AWESOME! ._.

[godofchaos606]

FUCK THIS SHIT.

[seitan]

Love how they say at unison "they Teach you how to use THE WAND ("the waaaand" in background) Crazy American religion fanatics ^^

[mosainagant]

LOL SO FUNNY

[MisterCrowley23]

Wat

[NightmareKaiser]

This is why fat white christians suck at video games

[Zapinc9]

I play Pokemon and Minecraft, so... that makes me a cultist?

Crickey, I'll have to tell Cthulhu

[rahmbrand]

I love how he explains in all detail how the evolution stuff works, but then he's just.. Oh, and they are all demons. Case closed.

[MysteriousTomJenkins]

People like this ironically make me lose faith in my religion. So we cant have imagination fat man? Are we supposed to be mindless drones.

[ThePitofSidLord]

@MysteriousTomJenkins You have to understand that "So we cant have imagination fat man?" is perhaps one of the most hilarious things you could've said that an atheist, like myself, could've read.

[MysteriousTomJenkins]

@ThePitofSidLord I was just annoyed and typed it but thanks>

[MysteriousTomJenkins]

Respond to this video... Forgot to let go of the shift key.

[galfraz]

They don't go back to reading their bibles or studying the word...bird.

[PvtGermanWagz]

Wow, these guys are just reaching for things to called demonic. That's just pathetic.

[rodseira84]

So if you get stabbed and go to a Christian hospital they will heal you with coffee and hot chocolate?

[SkipFour]

@rodseira84 it's an enchanted coffee. +5 healing factor +2 stamina.

[kevmc1987]

oh my jeepers !!!

[AnAwesomeUsername1]

What the hell... I am Christian and people like this make us look so bad. Wtf.

[soldierassasin]

Obviously a joke,no one is this stupid.

Right?

[JTM670]

@soldierassasin nope hahaha

[Kittywolfspirit]

Okay...because Pikachu is totally a demon. And not all Pokemon are male...there are females and genderless ones, to. Also...more demonic in appearance? They just look cooler to me. And, a Pokemon gets more power according to its moves and stats, not necessarily by evolving. My level 100 Piplup kicks rear...and I didn't even bother to evolve him. Also...if something distracting/addicting is sinning, then we all sin by being in a relationship, I guess. And I sincerely doubt that last part...

[11mcmoseley]

So Yu-Gi-Oh! Isn't demonic. Awwww.......Where did I lay my pentagram?

[sk8ter409]

@KobyElliott i know right i wanna pet a eevee and ride a charzard heaven cant top that

[KobyElliott]

Honestly if demons are as cute as my Skitty and Lillipup, sign me up Satan

[animeengineer]

people like this need to die and stop wasting my air

[designbox]

Demons live in cheeseburgers.

[udi0Point]

lol fundies are dumb

but props for knowin about minecraft that game is sweet

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

I believe in God and am religious. I also try to catch 'em all!

[superextremelaser]

theres a demon named jiggalypuff?

[kornhead6555]

@superextremelaser jigglypuff

[fuzzmaster21332]

well what if i build a church, dose that count :D

[JoshDave360]

Fucking fundamentalists... 

[Opalance]

sigh...the thing is, a vast, vast majority of people at seminaries (I can speak, I went to one) play video games and have no problem with video games at all. I've watched conservative Baptist seminary professors play video games...

These people are asinine and don't represent even 1% of the actual Christian population.

[starbtle]

Is this guy for real? I'm sorry... but taking his own advice ... I'll be careful that I let my kids have access too and not let them be exposed to people who would force their religious views upon others.

[killerthefoxisme]

So I worship Satan in some ways? lol

[Runar]

This makes me so god damn sad.

I do not want to live on this planet anymore.

[boyoftrain]

I love that most of what they isn't even grammatical.

I mean, addicting isn't even a word. I promise you.

[JRSanchez93]

Get em Pikachu!

[ilynn359]

Dragonite was adorable. Just saying,

[glwsn]

i cant believe this is my species..