Dragon Fly Jones 2

[XxBabyGurlLovexX]

Oh damn!! @ 1:56 xD ROTFLMBO I know that hurted forreal!! LOLz @ 3:43 forreal! He hit his own nuts xD Whooo!! Martin a mess! I love this show!! Best show ever from the 90s!!! :))

[TheQuick58lost]

the grunt he makes when he hits his nuts with the knumb-chucks lol

[ProtaJ]

"Steak-Ums"?? Who captioned this?? He CLEARLY said "THICKUMS"..smh

[ShadowzAng3lz]

true comedy here no sex shit or anything no cuses 24/7.

Shit is hilarious

[rettaboo808]

Lmao * Classic nigga said Silence Silence shutup punk... Martin be having tears come out my eyes

[JSpekGooseKrew]

Hey Nipsey,give everybody a round of drinks on me..Except this PUNK.......I died laughin

[Hickstx]

1:43-1:52.....LMAO!!!!!

[iluvskittles83]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

[blacksoundtv]

SILENCE!! SILENCE!!! LMAO

[MrUncleruckus2]

All the haters can take their stupid ass and watch seinfeld.......martin and married with children  are the best shows on tv right now............everything else sucks........

[Monius13]

LMFAO!!!!! Martin is a damn genious!!! The Best!!!

[loujer12]

Dragonfly gon buy everybody a drink in the bar with Kenji Christmas bonus, except for Kenji!! lol Too damn funny!!!

[wolfbrother1080]

He actually said "Thick em's" not "Steak um's" LOL.

[NyFin3st11]

0:05 best way to walk in a bar lmao

[Coccogurl123]

He called him steak-ums lol

[MsIsness]

This is another funny show when Martin gets his ass kick real bad in the bar .IT's so stupid I laughed so hard until tears rolled down my face.I loved it ,I love it,I love it. LOL From Detroit Mi. 12-9-11

[busterwolf97]

I had a crush on the waitress at 2:50. She looks familiar.

[iSerruh]

@busterwolf97

she played bernie macs wife i think

[busterwolf97]

@iSerruh Now that I think about it, that does look like her.

[iceill3425]

will yall plz look at dis vid from 1:43-1:53... lmfaooooo

[longhairdontcaregurl]

Get off of me....thickums.! LMAO

[lazminit03]

887 people got drinks, except for the 15 PUNKS!

[utopaboy9]

Piano playing LOL

[Mitsbruh]

I dont think he meant to hit that table so hard lmao .

[bigjay500]

I can't get enough of how he turned around with his wrist bent or how it looked so authentic when he fell on the table lol

[MrSoloscreationz]

i wanna see dragonfly jones vs sweet tooth jones from in living color now that match up would have people damn near dyin of laughter

[MrSoloscreationz]

GODAMNNNNNN DRAGONFLY FUCKED HIS NECK UP ON THAT TABLE AT 1:54

[MrSoloscreationz]

@MrSoloscreationz lmao that shit looked painful and it didnt look like a dummy or stunt double martin really hit his chin hahhaha replay that shit over and over

[MrSoloscreationz]

lmao why he attack the innocent popcorn like that from 0:50 to 0:55

[dandeville81]

This shit was wack, I didn't even smile it was just stupid

[qtepiee88]

lmbOOOOO at at his face on 1:55!!!! I dont think he expected him to throw him that hard! haha! Martin show=best sitcom of all time :) Why wasnt he a KING OF COMEDY?!

[breezwonder]

Funny how Kenji walks In public always wearing his Karate uniform

[ratedEG]

this is my fav one

[savmic3669]

stick ums

[rodj2]

Gong and all !

[rodj2]

WTF was that gesture when he entered Nipseys ! I have to say, it looks cool as hell doe ! GOT YA START DOING THAT !!! LOL

[suppaman12]

@rodj2 holy fucking shit dude, I HAVE seen this shit like 100 times and I never noticed that! its crazy how each moment this foo is on, he does some classic shit

[rayg2324]

Martin got me lmao miss these shows

[DESPERADOBRIM]

I never saw this one. I was cryin laughin.

[comicalfella22]

How my mans was able to keep a straight face, beats the hell outta me. LOL

[wookie187ful]

someone tell m e that he did't play the ice cream song\

[mrhugo1227]

WHen he get off me Thickums is the funniest shit ever

[awesomebesties1303]

Crack up moment when he hit himself in the balls !! hahahahahahaha lololol

[kidcanman]

in my jujitsu claaass : )

[la021583]

the faces he makes are too funny!!!

when he breaks the chair on the bar. when he plays the piano.

lmao every time

thanks for sharing

[meispootaa]

lololol after he got his ass thrown in the table he starts playin scotts joplin ragtime hilarious

[247Selfmade]

"Silence , Silence"

[StompenGround]

Yo please tell me at 1:32 he did'nt step back and put his hands on his hips....ROFLMAO!!! Yo I could'nt do a scene with Martin because we would never get through it from me laughing so hard.

[wookie187ful]

@StompenGround ikr cuz dis due funny ass hell

[jwh1999]

"Give eeeverybody a drink on me, except this puunnk!!"

[richbumz]

1.55 lmfao



[lordsoflightseeker]

Funny as hell.

[hereafteresq]

What's up with trying to put the table back together and putting hot sauce on da food lmbo smh

[EducatedLibra87]

1:40-1:50 LMAO! 

[yazmine305]

To hilarious

[toyaakalt]

1.44 WATCH OVER N OVER I LOVE THAT PART

[erictbrown1]

LOL

[hereafteresq]

Omg this is always funny. Anyone notice everytime we see dragon fly he missing more teeth lmfbo

[usdmarket]

@hereafteresq lmao i noticed the same thing, first time i saw this episode i cracked up cause he has like no teeth left!

[Bknyzson718]

Silence, silence

[aligned576]

CTFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! MARTIN IS AN ASS!!! LMFAOOOO!!!

[XVanessaXBaby]

This Shit so fucking funny 2:25 hehe! this made me LMAOOO. (:

MARTIN WAS THE BEST SHOW FOREVER! FTW :)

[KeiseTwerkha]

tooooooooo fuuuuuuckkkkkkiiiin funnnny i could barely even see it i was crying laughin sooo hard

[BIXPBS1]

Its always over some money he dont wanna give Kenji LOL......When he simply pushed him head first into that table I got weak as hell LMFAO

[khanorary]

1:40 to 1:54 is the best part lmbo

[deebaybaygm]

LOL@WHEN HE PLAYED THE PIANO!

[MissJenni2642]

@deebaybaygm I know I was like wtf??? so random and funny! LOL!!! Tarin' up Nipsey's shit..lol

[luviaish]

comic vook? comic vook?

[howdy0318]

LMFAO @1:44 THE NIGGA DOING THE RUNNING MAN

[garner29]

Whatever he was doing starting at 3:24 had me dying!!!

[jack96438]

lol nigga dragon fly takes 4ever to square up..

[tallbr0]

its thick ums, not steak ums, still funny though

[tray04will]

Kenji on the way to the bar to get his bread from Dragonfly:

"I know I'm a have to whuup this nigga azz AGAIN bout my money"!!!!! DAMN

[NC21082]

Wow, Dragon Fly broke a Table with his Face! Now that's Ninja Skills right there! LOL

[quatrell]

@NC21082 booyy i was rollin off that...

[percussionboy93]

2:23 i was laughing so hard!!! i couldn't stop lol

[Killak9545]

lmao Silence, Silence.....

[GrRizZly720]

In my..........JuJITSU KLASS lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[jawon]

i don't think it was meant for him to hit that table that damn hard LMAO

[JonesieLuv]

LoLOL when he went and put some hotsauce on the chicken! "A-a-a-ann a happy new year to you too punk.."

[Aquarius00111]

lmfaaaoOoooooo omg i cant stop laughin ahhh!!! my stomach hurt! martin iz crazzziii....

[breaknbeat]

Get off of me,Thick-ums.lol...He can play the piano.lmao

[R3dBoN33KiiSs3sS]

You know you got your ass beat when you start playing the piano ! Ctfo Rotfl

[MIKESOWELL]

@R3dBoN33KiiSs3sS Hey what does ctfo mean?

[TheDucciano]

@R3dBoN33KiiSs3sS

LOL

[babbina]

i luuvv when he tried 2 fix that broken table lol

[thozama9able]

Phahahahahahahaha @ JIJUTSU CLASS!

[h0llywh0]

dead@ 2:22

[longhairdontcaregurl]

Get off of me...thick ums. LMFAO #DEAD

[bigdrank702]

@1:00 GET OFF ME THICK EMS. LMAO

[bigdrank702]

in my JU JITSU class. LMAO

[WarriorSpirit150]

LMAO@the facial expressions that be on dragonfly's face...Martin a damn fool yo...lol.

[WarriorSpirit150]

These 2 mothafuckas stay fightin over money....every time. "Damn Kenji...how much money this fool owe you ?"...lol. Don't never be over a female, or nothing else...always about money...lol.

[n8020]

And a happy new year to u punk!!! Lol

[MyJKD72]

That dance at 1:35 gets me overtime Lmbo.

[milestone380]

what does it mean when he says "you come straight out of a comic book"? I heard it in a Bruce Lee movie and an episode of the Boondocks but don't understand it

[MrSoloscreationz]

@milestone380 it just mean they like a character just xtra and they cant take them serious

[MIKESOWELL]

When I first seen this episode when it aired I swear I thought Martin hurt himself when he Chris Farleyed into that table....

[zannoah25]

I lost it when he got on the piano at 2:22

[mrgoodbar216]

@ Warriorspirit150 the black stuff on his teeth is suppose to give the illusion that he's missing teeth.

[IceBlack777]

Yo @1:47 I was hollering my damn head hurt from laughing so hard!

[WarriorSpirit150]

waht the fuck that black shit is on Martin's teeth? Shit look like tootsie roll...lol.

[WarriorSpirit150]

These two mothafuckas stay fightin bout somedamn money...LMAO!!!

[JonesieLuv]

After he got slammed into that table he started puttin back together, lol!

[AHIDFIRJG]

nigga do all that crazy shit to get his ass whipped

[allbiz2k10]

@AHIDFIRJG NO SHIT! 

[AHIDFIRJG]

@allbiz2k10 SDFU BITCH ASS NIGGA

[allbiz2k10]

@AHIDFIRJG why do you refer to yourself as that? 

[AHIDFIRJG]

@allbiz2k10 BITCH LETS FIGHT IM IN OPELOUSAS LOUISIANA COME FIND ME

[allbiz2k10]

@AHIDFIRJG That explains why you are an idiot!!! HAHA SAY NO MORE!!!

[AHIDFIRJG]

@allbiz2k10 exactly ur a scary ass nigga

[allbiz2k10]

@AHIDFIRJG COME DOWN THERE AN LAUGH MORE THAN I AM NOW! YOUR IS SPELLED LIKE THIS. I BET YOUR MOMS AN ADDICT,NEVER MET YOUR DAD,YOUR HOUSE IS FILTHY,GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE, YOU PROBABLY QUIT SCHOOL IN JUNIOR HIGH. YOURE BLACK TRASH, GET A LIFE AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL. IM BLACK, BUT YOU ARE BLACK TRASH! NIGGER. LETS FIGHT! YOU ARE RETARDED. COME TO MO IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT

[AHIDFIRJG]

@allbiz2k10 spoken by a true coward

[allbiz2k10]

@AHIDFIRJG SPOKEN BY SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE! A PROMINENT WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!! NIGGER TRASH

[AHIDFIRJG]

@allbiz2k10 u dumb bitch i graduated from high school and i go to the university of kentucky nigga now wut the fuck u doing

[allbiz2k10]

@allbiz2k10 Come down there and laugh MORE THAN I AM! I GUARANTEE YOUR HOUSE IS FILTHY,YOUR MOTHER WILL BE JUST AS STUPID AS YOU,YOU DONT KNOW YOUR DAD,YOU MORE THAN LIKELY HAVE FIFTY BROTHERS AND SISTERS,ETC. IM BLACK AS WELL, BUT NOT A NIGGER LIKE YOU. RETARD! LETS FIGHT! YOUR SCREEN NAME IS HOW YOU PROBABLY SPELL YOUR OWN!

[WarriorSpirit150]

LMAO@3:11-3:17...You know you got yo ass whooped, if a nigga hit you so hard, and you got up seasoning chicken with hot sauce and shit...lol. I'll say this for Dragon fly...the nigga got heart...even though he stay gettin his ass whooped...LMAO!!!

[allbiz2k10]

@WarriorSpirit150 HA HA HA MAN I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT! HE TAKES A LICKIN AND KEEPS ON TICKIN!

[WarriorSpirit150]

@allbiz2k10 Fasho...lol. They always be fightin over money...lol.

[Ironbaker]

It's "get off of me...THICKUMS".  LOL

[MPzzy26]

i wonder if martin could still do dragon fly..he needs a reunion show!!!

[ChrisYoungGunn]

silence! silence!

[dallasbound09]

Damn he owe that nigga some money but instead of giving it to him he bought everybody in the bar a drink except the guy he owes money to....LMMFAOOO thats to gangsta.

[missasegei]

1:31 had me hollering..lol.

[Geebaby84]

I dont think i ever seen Dragon fly jones beat anyone ass lmao....this dude always getting his ass kicked LMAO....

[UHerokoneS]

lol! dragon fly jones is the man!

[umaga3501]

Martin need help when he started dancin I was layin on the ground

[lrwsoreal]

7 people came straight out of a comic book

[PeaceLizze]

- As a matter of fact , Nipsey , give everybody a drink on me ... except this punk . ! !

ahaha , gotta lovee dhatt .

[DameMurrayOfficial]

lol he gave some of his money back after whoopin his ass!!! 3:53

[AnsleyV2010]

That piano part gets me everytime! lmao hell naw

[trevorbalthazard]

I almost died off this one!

[angelicpink]

who in the hell dislikes this? LMAO I love martin!

[mslilcutiepi]

there go kimji beatin martin up agian

[ThornfullessRose]

yooo why did he try to put the table back together? thats so funny!

[Gmugginz]

Yeah Dragon Fly Jones was funny as hell.

[GATCHAMANful]

@Gmugginz HOW MANY ASS WHUPPINS CAN THIS DUDE TAKE, LOL!!

[Phelan20]

1:54

[bighomie79]

he hit his face for real!!!! lol

[quis8700]

dragon fly jones is the best skit ever.......

[notcharlei]

Martin was toooo Damn funny

[triojonez]

Show still funny. Y Dragonfly always stallin b4 the fight!! lmao

[pop21c]

lmbo @1:33-2:35....lolzzz

[2m0rrownevapromised]

all these skits are funny,but this gotta be the most flat out dissrespect lol. All the other ones,he says he dont have the money,but here he openly tells him he got the money but he aint givin it to him lol.

[Wolando1]

martin cracks me up man...

[KRnumba9]

pam is dying in the background when hes pouring the hot sauce

[edog302]

Yeah, he did say "Thick-ums" not "steak-ums"...

[hisan01]

I got your money, but I ain't givin it to you, punk! As a matter of fact, hey Nipsey , give everybody in here a drink on me, except this punk!! CTFU!!!!!!!

[vasher05]

i almost died laughing when i first heard that. that is so bad!

[KrazyKiotic]

Martin Is Too Funny Defenitly My Fav show of All Time

[Kflygrand]

Its his pimping that gets me LMBO!

[dkeys04]

MAN MARTIN IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME.

[BillaBanks09]

LMAO! @2:45

[targetegrat]

This episode and the one with the giant rat on the island are the funniest episodes of Martin

[ginabelle7]

@targetegrat Lmao! chilligans island

[PeaceLizze]

@targetegrat OMGG yess dheyy aree , ii got dhaa island one recored on myy tv (:

[mindboss1]

@targetegrat yoooooooooooo thats so true bro, my two all time favs

[allbiz2k10]

@targetegrat HE BATTLED IT OUT WITH THAT RAT about 30 mins didnt he? HA HA HA

[Onagason]

he always call kenji a punk even though kenji beats his ass every time and speaking of that why is it kenji is always stuck as an apprentice when he should be a master cuz the student been surpassed the fake master a long time ago lol. yeah i got your money but i ain't giving it to you LMAO.

[tydagreat0]

wwf/e is fake period but dis is funny as fuck

[Crazyblessed85]

it's on, silence punk silence

[lovelyE90]

Dragon fly is always getting his ass beat lmao ...Still one of the best shows ever !!!!

[DgDynasty]

@leewilla35 its By Scot Joplin

[mashan1978]

@leewilla35 no its the entertainer

[dfresh2hype]

comic book comic book

[jetteblacke]

"and a happy new year to you too punk"

[scharea777]

Gotta LOVE MARTIN! World's BEST!

[Dracamus222]

What episode is this?

[soundwave0138]

that whole clip is hilarious.  the part where he just stops and then starts dancing, the part where he plays the entertainer, the fake jump kick into sit down, the hot wings and the fact that it really looks like he took a dive into that table all make me genuinely laugh out loud.