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  • dang you're facial expressions are priceless

  • lol, you could be the next Billy Mays.

  • I'm write now thinking about how a toaster oven is able to possiblly eat a dolphin

  • PLEASE can u write me a song 2 lift my spirits. i liked a girl 4 a long time and wen i had the courage 2 ask her out she said no. then a couple weeks later she says if i want 2 b her boyfriend i said yes. then the nxt day shes not at school. then 2day she broke up with me in a txt saying i think of u as a friend. I heard that grl already but it doesnt tend 2 me as i need it 2. so can you PLEASE write me a song or ill sink into a depression. :'(

  • i have this tragic story about a girl who wanted to tell dchoi a story but was a year late :[

  • to bad TT.TT wish i could have told Mr.David Choi about me! hope u do something like this again! i will be there next time! >.< tee-hee

  • i kno it sover but i couldnt rezist

    This is about a guy who likw goes out with this amazingly beautiful girl... then he meets the real sweet heart he always wanted to be with but he just doesnt kno how to tell his girl man

    now i cant take it off my mind.....

    man please ill fuckin love you forever

    and im suscribed

  • about a love story of hate love and regret,

    the hottest girl in the whole entire school, and there was a ugly nerd, he was always bullyed around by kids, and mostly that girl, years past, time to time, then that same nerd was hotter than ever, people couldnt believe it was him, and the girl, well she tried to flirt on the nerd so they would date, but the nerd remembered about how she always bully him. the nerd found a girl that like him too, inside and out..... the end

  • @MrNinjapie

    That is Such a bad story lol

    its been used in Million songs and movies lol

    Be new

  • darn just 2 years late fuck i had a good one

  • if you make mine ill give ur dog its personal needs

  • .So i just broke up with my boyfriend and he said that he would get me somethin fur valentines day and the only thing he gave me was a goodbye to go to Arizona!So I called him and broke up with him after many more dissappointments like the time he gave my a key ring for my birthday!

  • you should do this again!!!! (:

  • You know that feeling of being overwhelmed by homework almost everyone has experienced? Where you feel like there is no possible way anyone else could have understood how overwhelmed you are and how much homework you have? Well I've been feeling it especially these couple days before finals week. It's like nothing I could describe to anyone, though probably other people would think I don't have it as bad as they do. But then I thought of something....

  • Thinking about earthquake victims like the ones in haiti, even though our stress right now maybe be incredible (I won't call it "a little" because we all know truthfully we can't feel that inside), it's a good deal to be able to be able to try our best in school with a bed to sleep in, mom's to cook us dinner, food in the fridge, and even a class to safely be bored silly in for an hour.

  • I just got out of bed after trying to sleep for hours.

    (my little sisters drive me nuts x[] )

  • My life is crazy, music and friends keep me sane.

  • i was squeezing lime over my noodles today and then the juice hit my friend's eye, juiiiccaaayyy

  • omg i love how he goes "WHOO!" and SOUNDS so enthusiastic but his face is all.... nonchalant! lols!

  • i've been in love with the same guy since i was 11 i am now 20 and still love him but he cant even see me it's like i'm not even there

  • Talk to him, girl!

    You'll regret if you don't!

    Please :)

  • @Jericha101 that happened to me too....he was my 1st love and i grow up with him........but, he never saw me in that way and it hurt me really bad. it took about 3 yearz to get over it.......now i'm 17. but i hope u find a way to move forword. >.<

  • I am trying to imitate DAVID CHOI

  • Wanna try mine?

    That was a good line, huh? :D

    Proud of myself..

  • I slept for over 12 hours today. ^^"

  • i love you david. i love you.

    i love your music. and your dog.

    woooooooo oooo oo!!!!!!!!

    =D

  • I through  up no my ex bf....yeah...bad pizza =[

  • i crushed a bug, with my pinkie

  • Im in love with someone i can never be with despite how much we love each other!

    IT KILLS ME

  • im in love with someone i shouldnt be in love with...

  • my life had changed in America because i made a lot of great friends growing up

  • im crazy!!

  • i had a hamster once. i gave it to a friend and she put the cage next to the window. my hamster DIED out of heat exhaustion. too much sun. man. i loved that hamster

  • I think what I love most about this video is that if you keep reading the comments, you can find a story that relates to your own life experiences.

    I've been down lately and I looked through some of these stories, and I don't know about anyone else, but it's comforting to know that others know how you're feeling and dealing with the same thing.

    It's like no one in this world is really alone.

  • i Love someoNe n i'm still waiting for her....

    i have sing for her with ur soNg (youtube Love song) but i change the lyric....

    thanks david

  • i fell in love with my bestfriend, and ruined my relationship

  • my aunt's dog tried hummping my arm and my leg it was so gross

  • I'm upset cause no one emails me. And I'm upset that David Choi yes you doesn't reply to my comments or messages anymore.

    I'm tired all day!

  • i have rice in my bowl.

  • i broke my nose 4 times

  • when i was about 6, i threw a brick into a play house, and hit my best friend in the head

  • i dumped a girl by writing on her lunch sack

  • i hate my geometry teacher shes mean

  • ....i yell in my sleep...

  • hi, i think it's too late for me be asking this...

    but i'm just trying...

    how about a song for "FORBIDDEN love" if u know what i mean...

    just sharing..

    take care.

  • well my story involves a midget 14 Mexican's a hatchback and a shit load of heroine. it was a bad experiment was fun for a while until i woke up in jail with a big black man by the name john coffee soaked in my own tears see what you can do with that

  • "...it is as Tim trying to save Timmy's life with a story."quoted by Tim O'Brien(Things That They carried). Each person has its own story and we never know our endings. Sometimes, I would be that one person who'll think of what-ifs and then I'll stop questioning. The reason why some of us have passion in doing things we like (singing, writing, dancing) seems relatable to O'brien's quote. I also doubted myself many times, and I hope I can find the courage I need to move forward. To continue on...

  • A story for the hell of it

    It's like this you see, I have a friend, a best friend. I met him in the 7th grade. For a long time, he was the only friend I had. While everyone treated me like shit, he accepted me. Our friendship is so hard to explain, he's kinda like a big brother. My life at that time was hell, not at school, but at home. He was the person I turned to to get away from the world. I don't have enough space to really explain the story, damn.

    And no, we aren't gay lol.

  • j m ta voix!!!!!!hummm

  • LMAOAOAOLOLOL funniest story i read so far xD

  • A girl who walked away from me because shes in a relationship after we have fallen in love.. I was left all alone I was sad before I met her, she gave me life but then, it was good til it lasted. She said I love you goodbye.Year has passed I think about her every now and then.

    If you want me to elaborate message me.

  • bprizze, I have a story similar to yours..I feel in love with a guy and we a had a long distance relationship..sadly..I wanted love, and he wanted more...so he left me and now he has found someone else.

    It's just kinda silly because I think about this person every now and then too...geesh.

    Ohk don't message me about this..lol I think I've had enough of it.

  • He used mine for his song TMI!

  • 2 WORDS VIDEO GAMES!

  • thanks

  • well when i was at a Pep Band concert i was playing the drumset and i new the song but i was playing super crazy faster than everybody in the band so i was super embarassed afterwards because i didnt know i was playing it way off til the older drummers told me not to worry about it but it was super embarassing!!

  • When I was was like 16 I was always a prankster and I always got detention.I played pranks on teachers,friends,students,and enemies,but know I know that theres more to life then just goofing off.

  • My parents never appriciate what I do for them.

    -_-"

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  • I'm underappricaiated too, :-/ you're aren't alone

  • I love big butts and I can not lie

  • i really want to change my life, before it's to late! i have tried but fail, maybe i could use a little inspiration xD

  • I have gone through a lot of things and one of the worst ones is being lied to. I hate liars!! Once Im lied to I cant trust that person.

  • Right now, I'm pulling an all nighter, because my little brother's making us open presents at six, and it's easier to stay up than to try to get up after a painfully tiny bit of sleep.

  • I met the vlogbrothers, and it was made of awesome. (Nerdfighters, hoo ha!)

  • My parents got really sick in 2002 just before I graduated high school. My Dad couldn't get his s.s. or his pension so I stayed home and taught Tae Kwon Do for a few years, so they wouldn't lose the house. When I was 23, I met a man that believed in me enough to help me get through school. My Dad finally got his s.s. & pension and now I'm going to school for engineering. It's as if everything bad in my life lead up to this. Hopefully, someday he'll understand what an impact he's really making.

  • is it over ???because u did not put a dead line !!! plz send me a message if it is over or not over !!! btw i love your songs !!

  • hes either getting more KUH-RAZY, or hes finally discovered drugs!

    jk peace love man.

  • When I was in High school oh so many years ago lol. Anyways I was a music freak I could never make any friends because everyone hated the fact that I could sing very well. Im still singing to this day just wish that someone famous would notice. Anyways now days when I see old school frineds they want to get to know me, I dunno how come in school they didnt give me the time of day & now they want to be my best friend. It just seems weird but then again who knows. David I think this is cool!!!!!!!

  • I went in the basement and saw what we got for Christmas... our parents got us a Wii...

    muahahahaha.. i feel like a bad girl.. *shifty eyes*

  • i'll share : )

    i love my best friend but in more than a best friend way. he enjoys dropping hints on me then going and flirting with a girl that i'm not too fond of. (she likes to talk about me behind my back). i think he likes me too but he's asked me out about 3 times and one time i said yes then dumped him 4 days later. so i don't know how this will turn out.

  • see i like this girl that is popular i have liked her since i was in first grade. she keeps on dating popular guys. so i am waiting until she finally stops and then maybe ask her out but i'm kind of nervous and shy

  • hmm. juicy?

    i don't live a very juicy life. haha.

    Pretty dominant struggle in life for me: dealing with my mother, a Korean adult from Korea. She's too set in her traditional ways and with me being Americanized, it creates a lot of cultural clashes. I guess every asian kid (or any other kid whose parents are foreign) goes through this but I dont know, my mom's a crazy womannnnn! but ultimately, she's still cool... and i'm pretty sure i'll raise my kid the way she raised me. how sad. hahaha

  • so i dated this girl for about 2 months and she was 17 then we broke up then i went to a party in which is what crazy drinking and everything. and turns out that i ended up hooking up with older sister who was 18 in college and i found out by checkin her myspace and seeing her family photos

  • I ate an apple.

    It was juicy.

  • Just sharing:

    I dated my host brother secretly because at the time I was 17, he was 22, and he lived wih me. XD I liked him so much that I was able to win a scholarship to be a foreign student in his country and lived with his family. Now I am back in America and he is in Japan. It has been almost 6 months since I've seen him, but we're still talking and waiting til the day we can be with each other again. It makes me really sad that he's not here, but he says to look at it as a challenge.

  • i really like my best friend jackie

  • OH RLY

  • i broke my leg trying to impress a girl who didn't even noticed it

  • at my talent show i forgot all the words to the song and just stood there. but the audience started singing and then i just joined in T_T

  • i play guitar

  • i was underneath the mistle toe, and yet no one kissed me

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • I hate taking a poop in public places.

  • me tooo

  • I opened my Christmas presents early. And I got caught!

    Done.

  • shoveling a big pile of snow is not fun.

    Snow storms will make me spend new year at home in loneliness!

  • I remember Grade 4 when i looked at a girl and i was like wow i love her

  • I was walking to my class with this girl I like and she has a boyfriend(which really gets me sad but I tried to live with it) and then her boyfriend comes and I saw them kiss. It broke my heart because I was already sad knowing that they were together but when I actually saw them, I don't think I could have gotten any more depressed.

  • actually you dont know him. hes not intrested in that. you have to know him. we have been friends for years. he would never force me to do anything i dont want to do. and btw. where are those songs??

  • My Story :)

    It all started on wendsday, i didnt want to go to my first dance, but i had to, it was during school and we were forced too. This really cute guy asked me to dance and politely i said yes. after about 5 minutes he gave me his cell phone number, and left. i put it in my pocket, and it was found the next day, in the dryer, to the point where i could only see (_11)-_28-__95 My birthday! In shock i tried everything but still couldnt find out his number, maybe one day i will

  • I fell in love last night. I wonder if he feel the same.

    <3

  • you're in his song. :)

  • i need to stop playing TOO MUCH tennis and guitar

    my grades are droppin...

  • i wanna share my story anyways :]

    the guy im going out with is sometimes too picky and thinks too much and he gets on my nerves sometimes. i can tell i dont like him as much as before but breaking up with him is too hard for me. i miss him right now. but i know when we talk theres always gonna be this awkward silence...

    :] happiness is always near

  • 1. Gotta turn off my computer, to go get some fresh air.

    2. What is with this world, clicks everywhere.

    3. Everyone having their own idols, but they don't realize Jesus is with you

  • 1. Commuting 40 minutes to college in freshman year sucks.

    2. In high school, my friends and I were inspired by "bedroom-youtubers" who became famous and decided to make our own silly videos; we planned everything out (channel name, video series, etc) but it was an epic failure.

  • 3. I commented you on facebook but deleted it cause after looking at it a few times, it looked too long and awkward.

    4. You video-commented my friend Michael Oh on facebook not too long ago.

    5. I hope you choose one of my four random points in one of your next "Happiness is Always Near" series, cause Part 1/4 was pretty awesome :)

  • part 2: we are seperated at the time, we go to different schools, and she talks about me.I've tried to talk to her but she doesn't take it serioulsy or she makes it into a joke or if she does take it seriously she gets really emotional about it and makes a fit.

  • I have a friend and I've known her for a long time, but sometimes she doesn't treat me like a friend, I'm always confused about our friendship because sometimes she's there for me but when I'm like dead sad, she's never there and goes out on her jolly ways. :( Now

  • ****Part #2:I had to act like I didn't like him. Then one day I coudn't take it anymore, I went to a party and me and him made out, behind one of my best friends back. I now bad, right? Well about 2 weeks later he broke up with her, this "friend" is now not a good friend of mine, and we never talk. And well the boy and me still have not told her about out little "scandal"

  • ***Part #1: I had this huge crush on this guy, and well, Im pretty shy. Well, at this party my friend asked him out, behind my back. And, he said sure, so I had to listen to the stories of them, and their "happily ever after" for about 5 months.

  • I have friends that are really cool, but don't get to have the time to hang out with them. It's just being awkard being alone, I hope really I can be with them instead of just being alone at some times. Those friends im trying to make is so hard, being busy alot, but in times, I can wait, sometimes I cant. It just feels really weird.

  • when i was with this wonderful girl, we would go to the park everyday after school. our time together was great. enjoying each others company while we talked and messed with each other under the trees.

  • wow, there are a lot of comments.

    well let us see... Recently, bout a few months ago, i was dating this girl and things kinda turned for the worse. Things happened and kinda got outta hang, on my side at least. I was kinda childish and well a jerk, but after a while I noticed that what I did was wrong, and that I lost a good friend. But, problem is, even though I want to apologize and try to fix things, i don't know if it's too late or not. =[ *frowny faces*

  • shit dude r u related 2 a guy named Michael Choi. jst asking bcause u guyz look EXACTLY the same.

  • Part 3:

    It was truly amazing. We fought through everything. 500 miles of distance, her father hating me, and just all of the emotions that are brought to a teenage relationship. Since then I've made my mistakes, and so has she, but I love her to death. I'm 18 now and she's 17 -- we're goin through some hard times, some real relationship troubles. We're not together at the moment, and I think its making things worse. I want her to know how sorry I am and how much I want to make this work.

  • Part 2:

    I told her that I would call her every night...just to see how she was doing - to prove what I said. I kept my word, and I every time she came back for the holidays or random weekends, we would fall harder for each other. We encountered a lot of problems -- like her father not wanting us together because she got caught sneaking out with me. It was really, really hard for two teenage kids in love. But I never gave up on her, just as I promised. And she ended up moving here a year ago

  • Part 1:

    So I fell for this girl when I was like 14... she was 13. I met her that summer in my small town in Iowa. I mean... I fell for her hard, and I found out that she was only visiting her dad in the summer and she actually lived in Texas. I had about two weeks to tell this girl how I felt, and only two weeks to get myself a chance with her in the future. She had strong feelings for me as well, but she wouldn't believe anything I had to say about my feelings.

  • Comment Part 3:

    I realize that that was the secret to a relationship because ever since my boyfriends treated me with respect and til today I've never been dumped by a single guy before. But I also noticed that my first relationship was the most valuable and memorable one because it's the only one that I've ever done so much for a guy. Stupid and naive as I was, I didn't regret it.

  • Comments Part 2:

    He would lie to me, make fun of me, and make me worry on purpose. All of our friends saw what a jerk he was like to me and they all told me to leave him and that I can do so much better but I didn't listen. After two years, I finally came to my sense and dumped him. He fell on his knees crying but I didn't give him a second chance. Ever since, I never believed in forever, in being nice and sweet to my boyfriend all the time, in letting a guy treat me that way.

  • Comment Part 1:

    I had this first love who changed the way I felt about relationships forever. I gave him my all: waited for his phone calls every night, ran after him when he ditched me, cancel my plans for him, and did everything he asked and pleased him. I did it because I really loved him and I somehow thought he loved me the same way too. But unlike me, he was hot and then cold and he never thought of me as priority.

  • one time we were all drinking in front of the bowling alley when I was in high school, my wasted friend saw a horse trailor there and he decided he was hungry so he took the guy's horse out (wasted drunk, never having ridden before) and rode it bareback down the crowded boulevard at full speed, tied the horse off on the door of a 7-11 a mile down the rode, and came riding full speed back down the boulevard with a BBQ'd Hoagie Sandwich, it was one of the most insanely funny things I've ever seen

  • i fell inlove with this boy. we were together for almost 6 months. on our 2nd month, we ranaway. it was really devastating to his parents and my parents.. when we came back we were still allowed to see each other but things started to become shakey. then like on our 6th month i broke up with him. then like after a 2 weeks or so, we became back together, but secretly. but now we broke up coz his parents found out. i miss him and i love him so much..

  • i have this habit of doing something for too long. i like to stay awake wayy past bedtime (like now), but i can sleep for a good 15 hours if i wanted too. i can last w/o a computer for a good month or so, but everytime i go on it, i spend half my day on it. i think it has to be some kind of disorder.

  • haha.thats hilarious.

  • my dad gave our dog away and the person that got it i think ate the dog

    (by da way im krn)

  • wht the fck?!

    serious?

  • I see a llama... His name is PACO!!!!!!!!!

  • At 8 pm on Friday, I waited in line for 8 hours in front of Fry's for a sweet Black Friday deal on a PS3. When me and a couple of hundreds of others finally rushed into the store (a lot of people fell), I found out that gaming consoles are never on sale. It'll be funny later. Right now, I'm just gonna be angry. It was a long 8 hours.

  • well....i really need a song about now,

  • i ran into a basketball goal...not the pole the actual goal...thing. lol i was running up my schools bleachers and the goals were down and i didnt notice and i ran face first into one and i passed out. ALSO When I was little I got ran over by walmart carts. lmao The cart pusher guys were pushing about 30 or more carts and the lost control and they were going so fast they knocked me out. All I remember is laying under a bunch of carts lol.

  • i love david yim so much. =]

  • my story would have to be despite anything i do for people it goes unappreciated and yet i continue to do things for them including family and my bf.

  • well I JUST OWNED SOME NOOBS ON STARWARS: REPUBLIC COMMANDO.....look out MONTROSZERO!!!

  • I once blow dried my tongue and then ate a cracker...Also, in third grade, I was out of laundry and ended up wearing pink frilly underwear to school, and during soccer at recess, some kid pantsed me in front of a girl I liked...oh the horror!

  • you said to write a story about me being in love with my best friend...

    she might know how I feel but I dont think we are going anywhere so its like I love someone who doesnt love me back only as a friend and I would rather have her as a friend then nothing..but it breaks my heart everytime she's with a guy or girl im jealous idk if its a good thing or bad

  • I am sad because Edward Cullen from Twilight is not REAL!!

  • she says i don't need distractions while i am in college and she doesn't like the fact that he's 24. i only get a chance to talk to him about once a week, if im lucky. needless to say i can't get out. its like a modern-day romeo and Juliet. the only thing that keeps me going is knowing when im finished school i can tell my mother off and run away with him.

  • hi, this is my story.

    I'm 18, i met this guy almost 2 years ago and he IS the love of my life. unfortunately I'm not allowed to be with him according to my controlling parents. my mother plays a great role in keeping us apart, made us move away, took away my phone and has her hands on my money.

  • Mages - good for conjuring food/water but think they can DPS. Warlocks who were once overpowered (OP) but now nerfed .. LOL. Druids who pole hug to prevent being targeted in Arenas. Druid moonkins big ass owl looking things. Druid bears big ass block your view all the time. Druid trees; well they're trees!Shammans .. well two words; chain heal, chain heal .... Warriors; meat shield. Priests; mana batteries. WoW players talk funny; Woot, ROFL, aggro, buff, nerfed, OP, gratz, leet, port, LFG, LFM

  • ...i love WoW =] hunter ftw!! Diati lvl 67 Dentarg server lol yea, i'm that bad XD

  • Make one on World of Warcraft. currently there are 11 million subscribers to this online game. Sing about palladins aka retardins who once thought they could DPS but actually could do jack. Hunters aka huntards who are mostly played by retards and pulled aggro in raids and wipe (getting killed) everyone. Annoying gnomes who makes these annoying squeals when you kill them. Sneaky rogues who like to backstab and vanish when they think they gonna die.

  • clever, putting retard on the end of every word... how long did it take u to figure that one up? gaytard. LOL ^.^

  • My homie wanted to get down with my other homie. And then my other homie played dead arm with that homie. And my homie got pist than the other homie got pist. Damn weird story O_O.

    God BLESS

  • Lol , I love how your expression on your face never changes . Even when you said "Whoo!" Your lips stay in place . Haha .

  • im a first year in college and im an 18 year old girl living in an all female dorm. ive fooled around with my RA, who is two years older than me, who is in a two year relationship...with a girl. my RA is a lesbian but i would consider myself straight, and this is the first time i have "experimented". now i think we are both emotionally attached and things are getting quite complicated....

    scandalous huh =/

    "i kissed a girl and i liked it" ;)

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG DAVID CHOI

    READDDDD

    my charmander in pokemon won't level up from level 16 to 17 ! 17 is when he learns ember! david choi, i need you to make a song to help my charmander level up. all of my other pokemon like pidgey, rattata, and caterpie passed charmander! charmander , YOU CAN DO IT, with the help of david choi !

  • maybe its not as interesting to you as it is to me...maybe you just have to see and meet them for yourself in order to understand the feelings that i feel when i see them...they are the epitome of strong&calculated and i respect them for that. they dont want pity, so they try that much harder...

    hope you at least enjoyed the story :]

    oh&dont mind my screenname..i know its cheesy and..ASIAN-____- but ugh. bear with me :P

    keep up the hard work, and please look at my videos when they're posted:D

  • family had been. two years later, his younger sister, mary was found and was reunited with her two older brothers...

    they now face...confusion i suppose you can say in the least...

    during the amount of time they've lived thus far, they have already encountered so much loss and still seem to be able to be thankful and persevere..although they have every reason to be selfish, they are the most selfless people that i have ever met. not only are they thankful, but they are also honest and pure..

  • i never comment people. because i feel like the amount of videos ive posted dont vouch for comments. to justify or give my comments any credibility. anyways. ill post more. promise.

    the story...

    you can change the name if you'd like.

    his name is Joseph. he lived in Nigeria when his parents were killed in the genocide. He got adopted by a Caucasian family along with his older brother and were searching for their younger sister, hoping that she hadn't been slaughtered just as the rest of his

  • I was forced to leave the girl i love but in one year i found another girl and loved her as much as i did the first and now i can't decide if i should ask her out but then she feels the same ways about me

  • i was at my best friends house and it was late so we decided to go swimming then we were bored so we invited a couple of friends over her parents were out, we decided to play a little game " take of your clothes "so wee started taking off our clothes. some thing smelt really funny we were looking arounds and we saw some thing floating in the water IT WAS SHIT IN THE WATER her parent asked what was it we lied and said we didnt no they never belived us and we never found out who it was The end

  • write a song about my friend. he's awesome. the best guy i know. he had lung cancer and he had to get a surgery done and he didn't want anyone to worry for him so he didn't tell anyone about it. he started having panic attacks so he took anti-depressants. a few months prior to this, two of his friends commited suicide and died at around the same time. now, his father just walked out of his life. can you say he's going through a tough time?

  • This is so sad, i wish him good luck.

  • I'm not much for stories, because there are so many to tell. Though one that is current...Uhmmm....maybe if you wanna write another song about relationships (even though it seems that most songs today already are) you can write one about a couple that are completely opposite from each other (like in lives or personality) and no one wants them to be together. But the two love one another more than what anyone else thinks. :)) Tried to keep it short. <3

  • Hello David. I've been slowly growing on Youtube over the past year. Here's something interesting for you. My father told me many stories of the sixties and some involving music celebs. He always wanted me to share his stories. He died recently and I decided to start telling some things about his life on my blog. Now he is dead, he cannot be sued :)

    You can find a link on my website, which is linked on my channel :)

    Great music by the way. Keep rocking.

    Jeff :)

  • Alright so here's my "JUICY STORY", I'm filipino guy and a senior in high school and I really dont think theres anyone that knows the real me. Everyone see's me as the crazy martial artist and is hilariously scared of me.

    But in reality I'm a very nice an sensitive guy, whose a musician,poet,writer and artist among other things.

    The few people that do get to know that about me see the kinder side of me, like just today I made brownies for my friend and giving some to her tomorrow! ...Thats all!

  • David...here is my juicy story..I have met a wonderful woman but she lives in canada...we have shared our feelings with each other and have falling in love. We have not met yet, but hope to in the near future. We have so much in common but have so many issues to take care of as we are both presently in relationships. Please help me express my feelings in one of your wonderful songs.

  • wow mmm i kinda relate..

  • On the lightrail ride home I meet this cute 6'3" guy with a nice build, looks @ 20-22yrs old. We talk the entire train ride. Movies, hobbies politics. He's a Republican and though I disagree w/ him I respect that he has original thought, not just his party's propoganda. He asks for my number & I give it. As he exits the train something tells me to ask his age.

    David, this mo fo said he was FIFTEEN!!!!

    FIFTEEN!

    FIFTEEN? Really? Can you say AWKWARD, CREEPED OUT, To Catch a Predator?

  • "The Child" calls me for 3 weeks leaving messages. I finally had to answer his call.

    I told "The Child" my age and I explained to "The Child" that we won't be hanging out. Exactly, what kind of dates did he think we'd go on. Was he planning on picking me up on his BMX to go the movie? My days of hitching rides by standing on the pegs of boys' bikes ended with elementary school. "The Child" tried to engage me in a philosophical debate about age being a number etc. I shut him down.

  • When "The Child" called the next time I explained that if i was a mother I wouldn't want my 15 year old son chatting it up with a grown woman. "The Child" said "My mom doesn't care, here" and his mom got on the phone. She's telling me that he has a lot of older friends. Her lack of proper parental concern was unsettling. Ultimately I resolved it by telling "The Child" that he made me feel creepy. That worked. There's no comeback for that.

  • My mistake was that we spoke about susbstantial issues on the light rail. If I had made more pop culture references (A-Team, Knight Rider, Punky Brewster) he would have been confused and I would have realized how young he was.

    Of course this is just one of many stories that will be in my one woman show "Valarie Renee Carroll:I swear to God"

  • Well, I don't know if this is "juicy", but I've always wanted to hear a song about chubby girls in skinny jeans(I am one of these girls haha)! Or at least it mentioned in a song. I just find this topic funny, because it's a bit of an oxymoron. Well, that's it. That's my "juicy" topic/story/whatever.

    Anyway, keep up the amazing work! ;]

  • hey this is my story

    I'm a korean(south) who came to the us to study. 10years ago, back in korea, I met this girl. I was extremely interested in her but had to move to another city in such short notice, I didn't have the time to tell her or get her phone number. so I was not able to see her or hear from her for exactly 10years. I have never stoped thinking about her and tried to reach her for a couple of years by making random posts about her in the internet. I also went back to the place I

  • used to live, and ask the people who might know her. But no one did.. After that I came here to the us, and some random person contact me in the internet telling me that she read the post that I wrote, and she thinks she knows who that girl is. I got the girl's number(girl from 10years ago) and called her and she was it. Now I have to find a way to tell her I love her but I don't have the guts cause she'll think I'm crazy showing up in 10years telling her I love her. So that's about it !

  • i will become the next north korean president and nuke uranus

  • i'm playing guitar hero, put that in your song.

  • I'm sorting My Little Pony stickers at the moment.

    One time I left for the weekend for a geek convention and I watched porn with a bunch of older people I didn't know. Then I crashed in their room.

    I was born a girl, but I tell everyone that I am a boy, even though I don't exactly go out of my way to look like one. I just really want a penis. Bad. I'm definitely considering a sex change.

  • say*

  • (cont.)

    She slips in my questions, feelings and thoughts, also giving me his replies. He admits his guilt and considers being friends with me, but says it's upto me to start the friendship. I says it takes both of us, but I can't say a word either. Days pass and I wonder just how long will this last, without anyone doing anything.

  • A boy and me... We've been in a relationship, then one day, he breaks up with me by a crappy email. The cliched "I don't think it's working out" and "but we can still be friends". Ouch. I thought he was better than that. He closed his email account, where we often talked. He ignores and avoids me in school. Liar, I thought, we can't be friends and you know it--you're even causing it! Currently, he talks with my best friend online. (cont. in my next comment)

  • I feel for you