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  • I've got a jar of diirt I've got a jar of diirt, Angus was inside it

  • @Wolfe171 Its and guess whats inside it -_-

  • I've got a jar of derp.

    I've got a jar of derp.

    I've got a jar of derp.

    And it's missile guided!

  • I gotta Johnny Depp :D

  • I've got a jar of derp.

    I've got a jar of derp.

    I've got a jar of derp.

    And it is retarded!

  • I GOT A JOHNY DERP

    I GOT A JOHNY DERP

    ANGUS LOOKED INSIDE IT

  • HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT

    HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT

    HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT

    AND I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND

  • i wish i had a jar of dirt

  • I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT hahaha fantastic

  • I'm going to take a GUESS, but...dirt?

    CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: NO! It's a heart! :D

    Me: Wait, what?

  • @ResultofSquffie Its not a heart its a Thump-Thump!

  • ...the link doesn't work...

  • or press "8" for the scene : D

  • 1:15 is the most funniest scene ^^

  • Oh noz!!! I dropped my jar of dirt!!!!!

  • Wait a second... I forgot the lyrics

  • i've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt

  • lol at 1:07 >:D

  • correction; slimy git....still funny anyway because it is captain jack sparrow...

  • 0:01 - Come to negotiate hey, have you, you slimy dick!

  • @ljd710 It's slimy git.

  • No one uses myspace anymore

  • FIRST VIDEO I EVER WATCHED ON THE NET.

  • I wonder if Johnny ever took a look at this video.

  • i seriosly rented this video just so i could see the part where he said i got a jar of dirt, and just played it over and over and over again lol

  • Gara would be jealous 

  • I GOT A JAR OF DIRT

    GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT

    XD

  • i wanna sexy jar of dirt 2

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD XDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • lyrics?

  • XD

  • I want it give it back

    no 3:

  • Q:i got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it.

    A:HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, SHUT UP!!!!!!

  • cant stop smiling, laughing, and singing this song!!!! addictive!

  • I GOT A JAR OF DIRT X3

  • i got a johnny depp i got a johnny depp!!!

  • Dirt is inside the jar of dirt

  • lol

  • But what is inside his jar of dirt?

  • i gotta jar of dope

    i gotta jar of dope

    i gotta jar of dope

    angus is delighted!!!

  • I know wha is inside a new pony

  • I got a cup of dirt wha now!!!

  • you slimey hick XDDDD

  • This is why the rum is gone

  • Angus is retarded?

  • I LOVE THIS!!

  • How can this get so many dislikes while the other one has less !

  • I loved the part where he gets blown up at the end.

  • i like the bit when he said " i got a jar of dirt":D

  • 240p we meet again

  • My favorite song :)

  • I've got a jar of Earth

  • I've got the door ajar.

  • uuh dirt?

  • I love this video :) i watch it 24:7

  • note to self: always make sure headphones are pluged in before listening to this in school :P

  • dick in a box - dirt in a jar

  • watch the german version !!! so much better

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­, lol

    

  • davey jones (my heart) jack (how did u know?

    )

  • Wankers get excited... ^^

  • It`s a German Homer Simpsons voice :DD

  • i got a jar of derp

    i got a jar of derp

    i got a jar of derp

    and my penis is inside it

  • i had a jar of dirt till i took a arrow to the knee....

  • @TheShmander i had a jar of dirt until i took a cannonball to the face

  • @lol5776 sounds painful most medical wont cover that :D

  • whatever happened to 'hanky panky friday'?

  • i got a jar of derp

    i got a jar of derp

    i got a jar of derp

    and its missile guided!

  • omg these r so cool

    

  • i got a yard of turd...

  • Dirty.. :-) Jack is thus supposed to have a secret son which he hides from public - but you can see "Sparrow Junior" in my video on Captain Jack in my channel. I bet you´ll have to watch the clip twice to track him! Good luck ;-)

  • The reason he's saying and guess what's inside it is coz it's Davy jones heart! Just thought I'd clear that up with you guys.

  • @purpleacid1 If I may correct; at that time the heart was already stolen by Norrington so the jar is filled with nothing but dirt (and that's hilarious so Sparrow made a song abut it!)

  • the link doesn't work ='(

  • 1,711 people want that jar of dirt.

  • its so epic nyan cats so mad xD

  • Captian Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it! I got a jar of dir--

    Me: OK! I THINK YOU MADE IT CLEAR YOU HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!

  • I got a jar of dirt.

    I got a jar of dirt.

    I got a jar of dirt.

    And guess what's inside it.

    HURR NOTHING ELSE?

  • good!

  • kinda genius

  • I've Got A Jar of Dirt

    I've Got A Jar of Dirt

    I've Got A Jar of Dirt

    I've Got A Jar of Dirt Sooo crazy

  • I got a jar of derk

    I got a jar of derk

    I got a jar of derk

    Angus lives inside it!

  • ... what's inside it?

  • I GOT A JAR OF PIRATES

    I GOT A JAR OF PIRATES

    I GOT A JAR OF PIRATES

    AND GUESS WHOSE INSIDE IT!

  • ive got a johnny depp ive got a johnny depp!

  • 1:15 Graceful as a swan XD

  • I GOT A JAR OF DIRT

    I GOT A JAR OF DIRT

    I GOT A JAR OF DIRT

    AND JHONNY DEPP'S INSIDE IT!

  • yes. i seriously have this in my playlist.

  • Lol Random!!

  • @lemonzades

    Censorship?

  • Guess whats inside it!

  • I GOT A JAR OF SOPA

    I GOT JAR OF SOPA

    I GOT A JAR OF SOPA

    AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT :D

  • I got a jar of dirt

    I got a jar of dirt

    I got a jar of dirt

    And it's missile guided!

  • The best part about this, none of the actors KNEW Johnny Depp was acting this, and thus their WTF looks were genuine! BEST WAY TO GET YOUR ACTORS TO ACT WITHOUT KNOWING THE TRUTH, DON'T TELL THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!! XD

  • @tenshirider thumbs up if this confused you

  • @tenshirider Is that true?

  • @8Rincewind Someone on TV Tropes said so. I looked on the Bonus Features of Dead Man's Chest and sure enough, yep it's true. But this was about two weeks back so i can't say which Bonus Feature, all i know is that they confirm it on the second disc. And i believe there was an article mentioned on it. I'll have to find it again.

  • I got a jar of death

    I got a jar of death

    I got a jar of death

    And it's missle guided

  • Fish Face: Ay there be treasure in that dirt jar

    Jack Sparrow: No actually there's just dirt inside it

    Fish Face: -_-

  • Lemme guess, theres rum inside the jar of dirt

  • @Velumanari So that's where all the rum has gone...

  • I got a jar of 240p

  • I got a jar of derp

    I got a jar of derp

    I got a jar of derp

    Muffins live inside it....

  • I'm johnny depp I'm johnny depp I'm johnny depp and geuss who's retarded!

  • 1709 has an empty jar

  • LYRICS: I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp And its missile guided! I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp Angus's butt inside it! I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp Hanging it on toilet! [ REPEAT ]
  • Want to marry this guy!!!!! Love u Captain!!! I gotta jar of derp and pancakes live inside it!!!!

  • 1/10 quality was SUX

  • Probably not the best idea to listen to this before an exam. My answer for everything...I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!

  • i think earthworms are in it

  • I love the way he runs.

  • I got a jar of dirt

    I got a jar of dirt

    I got a jar of dirt

    Pancakes are inside it.

  • I Got a Jar of Derp

    I Got a Bar of Burt

    I got a Jar of Duuh

    Angus is Retarded!

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  • srry u werent entirely clear, watdo u have

    ???

  • IT IS AMAZING

  • Will the jar of dirt help?

    If you don't want it, give it back.

    ...No.

  • XD I CANT BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • I got a jar of derp

    I got a jar of derp

    I gor a jar of derp

    Angus's butt's inside it!

  • @ZuffsStuff

    Hurr Durr. HERP DEEERRPEPREPRPER DERPDPERP

  • @ZuffsStuff *Angus'

  • @ZuffsStuff Before reading your comment "I got a jar of dirt" After reading? "I've got a jar of derp".

  • Hanky panky friday anyone????????????????

  • 1,707 people seem to be acting a bit strange....er.

  • i got a jar of dirt 

  • I've got a Jar of Durr

    I've got a Jar of Durr

    I've got a Jar of Durr

    Angus is inside it.

  • Do people post grossly incorrect lyrics just for fun, or are they actually too stupid to listen?

  • i got a jar of turf

    i got a jar of turf

    i got a jar of turf

    and grass grows inside it

  • WHAT A FUCK IS IT IN THE JAR OF DIRT???!!

  • @0c0r4s Dirt

  • @0c0r4s dirt

  • @0c0r4s Watch the movie. Johnny Depp is in it. You won't die.

  • funny song but horrible sound quality, there's a constant choppy sound through the whole thing

  • I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt angus is retarded

  • XD I love this video

  • This song gives me an urge 2 get a jar of dirt...

  • I'm dong this the next picnic or family reunion. XD

  • 1,707 people have a jar of sand

  • @BollyBibby its dirt

  • Elizebeth's face is the best shes like >.> as he walks by i love this song

  • what's inside the jar?

  • @thegabishna Sand and a heart

  • @DarkFatalisSlayer haha yeah i know just foolin around. :D

  • Yes, lets copy everyone Else post thin post it! 

  • I got a jar a derp!

    I got a jar a derp!

    i got a jar a derp!

    manga is retarded!

  • I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it

  • I Got a Johnny Depp,

    I Got a Johnny Depp,

    I Got a Johnny Depp,

    Angus Is Retarded!

  • I've got a jar of derp?

  • I've got a jar of Derp!

  • ive gotta jar of dirt

    ive gotta jar of dirt

    ive gotta jar of dirt

    and guess whats inside itttt xD

    hahahaha this is so funny

  • he loves that jar

  • What's he got a jar of again?

  • @Deadpool1751 davy jones heart (presumably)

  • I got a jart of derp

    I got a jart of derp

    I got a jart of derp

    and Angus is excited

  • I got a charley derp

    I got a charley derp

    I got a charley derp

    Angus whats inside it

  • OMG THIS IS FUNNY!!!!! XD

    Will the jar of dirt help?

    If you dont want it-give it back.

    No. HaHa LOL!

  • i got a jar of dirt

    i got a jar of dirt

    i got a jar of dirt guess what inside it lol its called another jar of rum lol

  • i got a block of rock i got a block of rock i got a block of rock and i am going to beat yo with it lol

    but srsly no one cares i got a fist full of knuckles lol so what jar of dirt this was funny and just messy to me lol

  • You know why the rum is gone? Its in my jar of dirt!!

  • is this.. jar of dirt.. going to help?

    -if u dont want it.. give it back.

    no!

    ^-^

  • ......But it's sand 

  • I'm playing a D&D campaign wherein I'm trying to obtain a jar of black sand (long story). I'm gonna play this song when I finally get it :D

  • I want this on my iPod

    I want this on my iPod

    I want this on my iPod

    And the link has rotted. :D

  • I am johnny depp

    i am johnny depp

    i am johnny depp

    and i am retarded.

  • @moonman57 he is NOT retarded!!!

  • Darn it the link does not work cause i actually wanted to download it..

  • Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Search of the rum

    Pirates of the Caribbean 6 Mystery of the jar

  • I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

  • I think we need to take this dirt to Isengard.

  • do really have to be the one to ask if he filmed this with a jar of dirt?

  • i got terraria

    i got terraria

    i got terraria

    minecraft is so laggy

  • ive got a jar of dirt

    ive got a jar of dirt

    ive got a jar of dirt

    ive got a jar of dirt

    angus licks his eye lids

  • even my 3 year old sister finds this funny

  • I got a jar of dern

    I got a jar of dern

    And it's missle guided

  • 1706 people got a jar of dirt.