No one is probably gonna read this but whatever I'ma say it anyway. I'm a 31 year old guy from the North pole. I want to be a Pokemon trainer, the very best. I need YouTube to help get me noticed. I know theres a million of those but not too many with ambition, dedication and a unique style.
I would love nothing more than to have a loyal following Pokemon. If anyone who reads this could press the thumbs up, then maybe Professor Oak will see this.
Dirty.. :-) Jack is thus supposed to have a secret son which he hides from public - but you can see "Sparrow Junior" in my video on Captain Jack in my channel. I bet you´ll have to watch the clip twice to track him! Good luck ;-)
@purpleacid1 If I may correct; at that time the heart was already stolen by Norrington so the jar is filled with nothing but dirt (and that's hilarious so Sparrow made a song abut it!)
The best part about this, none of the actors KNEW Johnny Depp was acting this, and thus their WTF looks were genuine! BEST WAY TO GET YOUR ACTORS TO ACT WITHOUT KNOWING THE TRUTH, DON'T TELL THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!! XD
@8Rincewind Someone on TV Tropes said so. I looked on the Bonus Features of Dead Man's Chest and sure enough, yep it's true. But this was about two weeks back so i can't say which Bonus Feature, all i know is that they confirm it on the second disc. And i believe there was an article mentioned on it. I'll have to find it again.
LYRICS: I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp And its missile guided! I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp Angus's butt inside it! I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp Hanging it on toilet! [ REPEAT ]
LYRICS: I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp And its missile guided! I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp Angus's butt inside it! I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp I got a jar of derp Hanging it on toilet! [ REPEAT ]
I've got a jar of diirt I've got a jar of diirt, Angus was inside it
Wolfe171 30 minutes ago
@Wolfe171 Its and guess whats inside it -_-
fionaisaperson27 28 minutes ago
I've got a jar of derp.
I've got a jar of derp.
I've got a jar of derp.
And it's missile guided!
RedRazorDart 9 hours ago 2
I gotta Johnny Depp :D
TwentyHydros 1 day ago
I've got a jar of derp.
I've got a jar of derp.
I've got a jar of derp.
And it is retarded!
DemocoolTV 1 day ago 9
I GOT A JOHNY DERP
I GOT A JOHNY DERP
ANGUS LOOKED INSIDE IT
trucker4849 1 day ago 3
HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT
HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT
HE HAS A JAR OF DIRT
AND I TOOK IT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND
superdarkstarlight 1 day ago 2
i wish i had a jar of dirt
Mrchese97 1 day ago 2
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT hahaha fantastic
CHOCOLATxGIRLx 1 day ago
I'm going to take a GUESS, but...dirt?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: NO! It's a heart! :D
Me: Wait, what?
ResultofSquffie 2 days ago
@ResultofSquffie Its not a heart its a Thump-Thump!
ShadowWolf850 2 hours ago
...the link doesn't work...
hondatohru14 2 days ago
or press "8" for the scene : D
deupiner 2 days ago in playlist Komedie und Co
1:15 is the most funniest scene ^^
deupiner 2 days ago in playlist Komedie und Co
Oh noz!!! I dropped my jar of dirt!!!!!
rainbowumbreon10 2 days ago
Wait a second... I forgot the lyrics
MrFrogNo3 3 days ago 26
i've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt i've got a jar of dirt
CHOCOLATxGIRLx 3 days ago
lol at 1:07 >:D
MissMistletoe1998 3 days ago
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No one is probably gonna read this but whatever I'ma say it anyway. I'm a 31 year old guy from the North pole. I want to be a Pokemon trainer, the very best. I need YouTube to help get me noticed. I know theres a million of those but not too many with ambition, dedication and a unique style.
I would love nothing more than to have a loyal following Pokemon. If anyone who reads this could press the thumbs up, then maybe Professor Oak will see this.
Just a simple button helps
333theinvincible 3 days ago
correction; slimy git....still funny anyway because it is captain jack sparrow...
VRY112 3 days ago
0:01 - Come to negotiate hey, have you, you slimy dick!
ljd710 3 days ago
@ljd710 It's slimy git.
MsVanillaSmile 2 days ago
No one uses myspace anymore
Kirby6758 3 days ago
FIRST VIDEO I EVER WATCHED ON THE NET.
hpiddy45 3 days ago
I wonder if Johnny ever took a look at this video.
CamelotFitzpatrick 3 days ago 45
i seriosly rented this video just so i could see the part where he said i got a jar of dirt, and just played it over and over and over again lol
iluvgir1000 3 days ago
Gara would be jealous
GhotiCan 3 days ago
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT
XD
jargoncraft 4 days ago
i wanna sexy jar of dirt 2
2manybrothers 4 days ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheAeronwy 4 days ago
lyrics?
jojoyoyo666 4 days ago
XD
MsGameslol 4 days ago
I want it give it back
no 3:
killehoho 4 days ago
TheSTOPACTA2012 4 days ago
Q:i got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it.
A:HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, SHUT UP!!!!!!
Chris184786 4 days ago
cant stop smiling, laughing, and singing this song!!!! addictive!
animemangafreak96 4 days ago in playlist things to make me smile
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT X3
Greenday247100 4 days ago
i got a johnny depp i got a johnny depp!!!
ludvigwestbergsupman 5 days ago
Dirt is inside the jar of dirt
Hoot2213 5 days ago
lol
SarahHatakeLove 5 days ago
But what is inside his jar of dirt?
mudster005 5 days ago
i gotta jar of dope
i gotta jar of dope
i gotta jar of dope
angus is delighted!!!
assassin7681 5 days ago
I know wha is inside a new pony
Avannaames14 5 days ago
I got a cup of dirt wha now!!!
Avannaames14 5 days ago
you slimey hick XDDDD
camshadow122981 5 days ago
This is why the rum is gone
TheExplodingcheez 5 days ago
Angus is retarded?
1pygmychimp 6 days ago
I LOVE THIS!!
rephorsegirl 6 days ago
How can this get so many dislikes while the other one has less !
killerdude25924 6 days ago
I loved the part where he gets blown up at the end.
puregenius7112 6 days ago
i like the bit when he said " i got a jar of dirt":D
jessthebessXD 6 days ago
240p we meet again
BellaMarieSwan1000 6 days ago
My favorite song :)
MHL7890 6 days ago
I've got a jar of Earth
GaySpeedyMcWolf 1 week ago
I've got the door ajar.
GaySpeedyMcWolf 1 week ago
uuh dirt?
TheExplodingcheez 1 week ago
I love this video :) i watch it 24:7
RubberDuckling201 1 week ago
note to self: always make sure headphones are pluged in before listening to this in school :P
SeismicisGaming 1 week ago
dick in a box - dirt in a jar
lol5776 1 week ago
watch the german version !!! so much better
qwertzuiopli 1 week ago
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, lol
ConnieYeoman 1 week ago
davey jones (my heart) jack (how did u know?
)
reptiwhipfan 1 week ago
Wankers get excited... ^^
versuchsnich 1 week ago
It`s a German Homer Simpsons voice :DD
Sp00msii 1 week ago
i got a jar of derp
i got a jar of derp
i got a jar of derp
and my penis is inside it
jebushacks1 1 week ago
i had a jar of dirt till i took a arrow to the knee....
TheShmander 1 week ago
@TheShmander i had a jar of dirt until i took a cannonball to the face
lol5776 1 week ago
@lol5776 sounds painful most medical wont cover that :D
TheShmander 3 days ago
whatever happened to 'hanky panky friday'?
Kinetical100 1 week ago
i got a jar of derp
i got a jar of derp
i got a jar of derp
and its missile guided!
TBONE36513 1 week ago
omg these r so cool
EMMASRANDOMSTUFF 1 week ago
i got a yard of turd...
boerhaha 1 week ago
Dirty.. :-) Jack is thus supposed to have a secret son which he hides from public - but you can see "Sparrow Junior" in my video on Captain Jack in my channel. I bet you´ll have to watch the clip twice to track him! Good luck ;-)
fvdzpresse 1 week ago
The reason he's saying and guess what's inside it is coz it's Davy jones heart! Just thought I'd clear that up with you guys.
purpleacid1 1 week ago
@purpleacid1 If I may correct; at that time the heart was already stolen by Norrington so the jar is filled with nothing but dirt (and that's hilarious so Sparrow made a song abut it!)
Haikaraparvi 1 week ago
the link doesn't work ='(
thenightwishlover1 1 week ago
1,711 people want that jar of dirt.
dmdcompass 1 week ago 27
its so epic nyan cats so mad xD
XXmistaReiderXX 1 week ago
Captian Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it! I got a jar of dir--
Me: OK! I THINK YOU MADE IT CLEAR YOU HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!
BlackMoonlight759 1 week ago
I got a jar of dirt.
I got a jar of dirt.
I got a jar of dirt.
And guess what's inside it.
HURR NOTHING ELSE?
AdrenalineJunkiez 1 week ago
good!
hplotrswfan 1 week ago
kinda genius
Arangara001 1 week ago
I've Got A Jar of Dirt
I've Got A Jar of Dirt
I've Got A Jar of Dirt
I've Got A Jar of Dirt Sooo crazy
Minecraftzocker10001 1 week ago
I got a jar of derk
I got a jar of derk
I got a jar of derk
Angus lives inside it!
21stcenturygirl1000 1 week ago
... what's inside it?
purplesodapop 1 week ago
I GOT A JAR OF PIRATES
I GOT A JAR OF PIRATES
I GOT A JAR OF PIRATES
AND GUESS WHOSE INSIDE IT!
DancerChick3655 1 week ago
ive got a johnny depp ive got a johnny depp!
flapjack012 1 week ago
1:15 Graceful as a swan XD
foobalee 1 week ago
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
AND JHONNY DEPP'S INSIDE IT!
foobalee 1 week ago
yes. i seriously have this in my playlist.
CrayfishInMyAnus 1 week ago in playlist Bass whore list 4
Lol Random!!
GirlsGotDatGroove 1 week ago
@lemonzades
Censorship?
BigHairyYak 1 week ago
Guess whats inside it!
J0hnnyb0y1998 1 week ago
I GOT A JAR OF SOPA
I GOT JAR OF SOPA
I GOT A JAR OF SOPA
AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT :D
Lemonzadez 1 week ago
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
And it's missile guided!
beachbeatlesboys 1 week ago
The best part about this, none of the actors KNEW Johnny Depp was acting this, and thus their WTF looks were genuine! BEST WAY TO GET YOUR ACTORS TO ACT WITHOUT KNOWING THE TRUTH, DON'T TELL THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!! XD
tenshirider 1 week ago 37
@tenshirider thumbs up if this confused you
experement8 5 days ago
@tenshirider Is that true?
8Rincewind 3 days ago
@8Rincewind Someone on TV Tropes said so. I looked on the Bonus Features of Dead Man's Chest and sure enough, yep it's true. But this was about two weeks back so i can't say which Bonus Feature, all i know is that they confirm it on the second disc. And i believe there was an article mentioned on it. I'll have to find it again.
tenshirider 1 day ago
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I got a Johnny Derp
I got a Johnny Derp
I got a Johnny Derp
Angus is retarded
negergregerify 1 week ago
I got a jar of death
I got a jar of death
I got a jar of death
And it's missle guided
epikstartreckfart 1 week ago
Fish Face: Ay there be treasure in that dirt jar
Jack Sparrow: No actually there's just dirt inside it
Fish Face: -_-
marcosperezomg 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Lemme guess, theres rum inside the jar of dirt
Velumanari 1 week ago 2
@Velumanari So that's where all the rum has gone...
ZimmerRemmiz0 1 week ago
I got a jar of 240p
Bytefodder 1 week ago
I got a jar of derp
I got a jar of derp
I got a jar of derp
Muffins live inside it....
DWfullofwin 1 week ago
I'm johnny depp I'm johnny depp I'm johnny depp and geuss who's retarded!
SuperFarttv 1 week ago
1709 has an empty jar
Vemppanen 1 week ago 6
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123999888777123 1 week ago
123999888777123 1 week ago 33
Want to marry this guy!!!!! Love u Captain!!! I gotta jar of derp and pancakes live inside it!!!!
PennyJarid 1 week ago
1/10 quality was SUX
LordWladern 1 week ago
Probably not the best idea to listen to this before an exam. My answer for everything...I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
IceColdHeart01 1 week ago
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I got a jar of derp
I got a jar of derp
I got a jar of derp
And pancakes live inside it
Macedonfreak 1 week ago
i think earthworms are in it
truerubberlegs 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
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I got a Johnny Derp
I got a Johnny Derp
I got a Johnny Derp
Angus is retarded
SheltonJ1990 1 week ago
I love the way he runs.
xSHUTxMExUPx69 2 weeks ago
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
Pancakes are inside it.
DemetraTheAngel 2 weeks ago
I Got a Jar of Derp
I Got a Bar of Burt
I got a Jar of Duuh
Angus is Retarded!
CombatArmsEuFAN 2 weeks ago
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Mcfailsalot 2 weeks ago
srry u werent entirely clear, watdo u have
???
frabjousmatastic 2 weeks ago
IT IS AMAZING
mady0220 2 weeks ago
Will the jar of dirt help?
If you don't want it, give it back.
...No.
KCAIFutureANIMATOR 2 weeks ago
XD I CANT BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MegaKitkat94 2 weeks ago
I got a jar of derp
I got a jar of derp
I gor a jar of derp
Angus's butt's inside it!
ZuffsStuff 2 weeks ago 134
@ZuffsStuff
Hurr Durr. HERP DEEERRPEPREPRPER DERPDPERP
PenisWurst030 1 week ago
@ZuffsStuff *Angus'
maniaacful 1 week ago
@ZuffsStuff Before reading your comment "I got a jar of dirt" After reading? "I've got a jar of derp".
nerfboy226 1 week ago
Hanky panky friday anyone????????????????
RAINZDOGG 2 weeks ago
1,707 people seem to be acting a bit strange....er.
Kaagh178 2 weeks ago
i got a jar of dirt
creed5165 2 weeks ago
I've got a Jar of Durr
I've got a Jar of Durr
I've got a Jar of Durr
Angus is inside it.
TheBlaziken437 2 weeks ago 2
Do people post grossly incorrect lyrics just for fun, or are they actually too stupid to listen?
SchrodingersWaffle 2 weeks ago 3
i got a jar of turf
i got a jar of turf
i got a jar of turf
and grass grows inside it
sandrat19 2 weeks ago
WHAT A FUCK IS IT IN THE JAR OF DIRT???!!
0c0r4s 2 weeks ago
@0c0r4s Dirt
MrEvilpower 2 weeks ago
@0c0r4s dirt
KyoTheFoxDemon 2 weeks ago
@0c0r4s Watch the movie. Johnny Depp is in it. You won't die.
LSofieA 2 weeks ago
funny song but horrible sound quality, there's a constant choppy sound through the whole thing
Darkmateria7 2 weeks ago
I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt angus is retarded
booommmful 2 weeks ago
XD I love this video
bikergoat 2 weeks ago
This song gives me an urge 2 get a jar of dirt...
outerspaceluver 2 weeks ago
I'm dong this the next picnic or family reunion. XD
PandaGirl912 2 weeks ago
1,707 people have a jar of sand
BollyBibby 2 weeks ago 71
@BollyBibby its dirt
mrsamgogogo 1 week ago
Elizebeth's face is the best shes like >.> as he walks by i love this song
picklepickleface 2 weeks ago
what's inside the jar?
thegabishna 2 weeks ago
@thegabishna Sand and a heart
DarkFatalisSlayer 1 week ago
@DarkFatalisSlayer haha yeah i know just foolin around. :D
thegabishna 1 week ago
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i got a jar of dirt
i got a jar of dirt
i got a jar of dirt
angus was inside it
OMGitzme43 2 weeks ago in playlist listening songs
Yes, lets copy everyone Else post thin post it!
21kclimer 2 weeks ago
I got a jar a derp!
I got a jar a derp!
i got a jar a derp!
manga is retarded!
InebriatedGalvatron 2 weeks ago 2
I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it
Cupcake5420 2 weeks ago
I Got a Johnny Depp,
I Got a Johnny Depp,
I Got a Johnny Depp,
Angus Is Retarded!
XxMissMillyxX 2 weeks ago 3
I've got a jar of derp?
ibleedredwhitendblue 2 weeks ago
I've got a jar of Derp!
darkwater124 2 weeks ago
ive gotta jar of dirt
ive gotta jar of dirt
ive gotta jar of dirt
and guess whats inside itttt xD
hahahaha this is so funny
PopcornRules24 2 weeks ago
he loves that jar
DJAkimbo 2 weeks ago
What's he got a jar of again?
Deadpool1751 2 weeks ago 3
@Deadpool1751 davy jones heart (presumably)
qwertyjklasd 2 weeks ago
I got a jart of derp
I got a jart of derp
I got a jart of derp
and Angus is excited
ingers92 2 weeks ago
I got a charley derp
I got a charley derp
I got a charley derp
Angus whats inside it
902100101 2 weeks ago
OMG THIS IS FUNNY!!!!! XD
Will the jar of dirt help?
If you dont want it-give it back.
No. HaHa LOL!
MrTrollCreeper 2 weeks ago
i got a jar of dirt
i got a jar of dirt
i got a jar of dirt guess what inside it lol its called another jar of rum lol
MrNoisy610 2 weeks ago
i got a block of rock i got a block of rock i got a block of rock and i am going to beat yo with it lol
but srsly no one cares i got a fist full of knuckles lol so what jar of dirt this was funny and just messy to me lol
MrNoisy610 2 weeks ago
You know why the rum is gone? Its in my jar of dirt!!
vampirescurse12 2 weeks ago 2
is this.. jar of dirt.. going to help?
-if u dont want it.. give it back.
no!
^-^
CaraSilver24 2 weeks ago
......But it's sand
TTooka95 2 weeks ago
I'm playing a D&D campaign wherein I'm trying to obtain a jar of black sand (long story). I'm gonna play this song when I finally get it :D
wooddabers 2 weeks ago
I want this on my iPod
I want this on my iPod
I want this on my iPod
And the link has rotted. :D
Streamfirespirit 2 weeks ago
I am johnny depp
i am johnny depp
i am johnny depp
and i am retarded.
moonman57 2 weeks ago
@moonman57 he is NOT retarded!!!
LionLiberty 2 weeks ago
Darn it the link does not work cause i actually wanted to download it..
PiNoyPower35 2 weeks ago
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Search of the rum
Pirates of the Caribbean 6 Mystery of the jar
Jallubox 2 weeks ago 3
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
jacobblackisphitt 2 weeks ago
I think we need to take this dirt to Isengard.
wardrobefear 2 weeks ago
do really have to be the one to ask if he filmed this with a jar of dirt?
mrh3tic 2 weeks ago
i got terraria
i got terraria
i got terraria
minecraft is so laggy
TheDarri9 2 weeks ago
ive got a jar of dirt
ive got a jar of dirt
ive got a jar of dirt
ive got a jar of dirt
angus licks his eye lids
sk8boi297 2 weeks ago 3
even my 3 year old sister finds this funny
TheCha0sC0ntr0ller 2 weeks ago
I got a jar of dern
I got a jar of dern
And it's missle guided
RocksterABC123 2 weeks ago
1706 people got a jar of dirt.
hentailord15 2 weeks ago