Never Mind the Buzzcocks S22E06 (Part 1)

[PondPratchettShort]

*brush jacket* "Westwood!"

[whoareyouvegas]

Wait...does James play Craig on Doctor Who?

[gehkeksepfluecken]

@whoareyouvegas yes, that's him

[gehkeksepfluecken]

James is soooo adorable! :)

[kingcrow15]

rule of thumb if they wear shades on a panel show they are probably a cock

[someonecalleddean]

why can't i like any comments on youtube anymore? :(

[gaijintheoutsider]

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[Exo0131]

*Never Mind The Buzzcocks S22E05 (Part 1)

[Gismidon]

what's wrong that old cunt? obviously none of them would really like her. she should be flattered.

[dradra13]

Simon was so cute *-*

[Callie151515]

"Go on, take me with one hand" ;-)

[PLupa2]

Germaine Greer (sp?) is quite sharp. I like her.

[mancunianhardcore]

people hating on that guy for wearing glasses when the other guy is wearing a hat? madness

[LeKtiCJ]

Don't understand all the hate towards James Corden, he's alright.

[MyClw]

Thanks for uploading:)+Thanks:)

[walonsubi]

Hey, James Corden made a joke about him being fat! FIND HIM FUNNY, BRITISH PUBLIC!

And James Allan is such a dour cunt. Raybans inside? The fuck is wrong with him?

[imo979]

I have so much love for James corden right now!!! He's sooo sweet! -3

[man12345mn]

sex talk on tv well done

[potatosalads88]

I love James Corden!! <3

[FakePlasticJames]

@potatosalads88 He's the most overrated cunt on the earth. Pathetic useless unfunny blob.

[disgracelanduk]

James Corden is the AIDS of the comedy world.

[UnitedKingdomify]

@disgracelanduk Not sure about that. As the government says, "no vaccine, no cure." for AIDS. But somebody could kill Corden if we pray hard enough. =)

[disgracelanduk]

@UnitedKingdomify I like your thinking.

[jpjpd]

@disgracelanduk nah i think he's alright, certainly not as bad as aids

[GeorgeGeek]

SUTIN

[drumgroovy]

@GeorgeGeek HE IS A ALIEN OR SUTIN

[PurpleEster]

At 9:15 Simon should've straighten his cardigan and say "Westwood"...

[z1mtschnecker1ch]

@PurpleEster

... well, then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face... O.O

(Richard Brook was a fraud.)

[cruz1506]

Damn, James Cordon! You ain't that attractive, but with a line like that, you could kiss me any time!

[chasingafirefly54]

James Cordon! I love him so much! He just seems like a really cool guy.

[zoundozer]

I like how after almost 10 minutes they haven't even progressed past the first question

[craighunter73]

Incase you hadn't noticed, James is a MASSIVE horse's cock! I, like James, am Scottish. On behalf of my beautiful country, I whole-heartedly apologise for producing such a tit!

[sabalos]

Sometimes it is useful to be reminded that wearing sunglasses inside makes you look like a tremendous tool.

[xxxGOLDENGALxxx]

I'll take you with one hand, Simon ;)

[beckybond9]

Wow. That cardigan does bring out Simon's eyes(see last episode) and Avril Lavigne is actually very lovely, and also very small. Sigh... Simon's perfect...

[bekfry2]

James Cordon should be on this permanently.

[damnitjanet25]

This is the funniest episode!!!

[sallyrhiannon]

germaine is AWESOME!!!! xD

[polyxenophile]

I really, really like the cardigan. I wonder if it comes in my size... and budget... and country.

And almost every time I've seen him, Simon is wearing brown or purple. It's a nice deviation from the usual. :)

[Gaz10t]

James is a douche.

[papertowelzful]

I hate to admit that the chat up line did make me melt

[loonigirl22]

@papertowelzful Me too :)

[forshizzlemywizzle]

Watching Germaine possibly be one of the first guests to semi-destroy Simon Amstell... surprising AND wonderful =P

[EdgarRazorlip]

wow Germaine Greer! Never thought I'd see her on a show like this!

[niallgoodwin]

James Allan, what a knob

[miyavi888]

wikipedia told me that russell brand was in this episode..... IT'S ALL LIES

[psycodollkiller666]

@miyavi888 He's in the one previous to this one.

[jimjams91]

@miyavi888

Here is the episde: watch?v=3ytqazFVpa4

It was previously unaired due to Sachsgate.

[getdowngirl91]

'I could take you with one hand.'

'Go on, take me with one hand.

...Heehaww!'

hahahaha XD

[JoeeSux]

Please tick off "minge"

[spoinklesprouts]

oh simon. he looks so adorably nonplussed :D

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

Amstell is so Fucking HOT! seriously i want to chew on him!!! nom nom :)

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

Amstell is so Fucking HOT! seriously i want to chew on him!!! nom nom :)

[Rabbitthateats]

germain greer?!?! fuck that old feminist rat bag

[xXmakingwishesXx]

*lavigne

[hjenkinz]

@xXmakingwishesXx lol the irony

[xXmakingwishesXx]

Avril laving gives canadiens bad names

[YerRighto]

I promise all Australians aren't boring, vapid and bland bitches like Gabriella!

[devilgirl1213]

@YerRighto Don't worry, you made up for it with Tim Minchin

[qwertyuiopdan1]

I like glasvegas but fucking hell how miserable is james allan in this, cheer up man it's a comedy show!

[nanomouse]

The old lady kicks ass.

[Wynbis]

7:54 He used that line on Lily Allen's show!

[lesterclaypool1]

I'd imagine that it would be tough enough being on this show and being as thick as pig's shit as this Gabriella girl is but then to be in juxtaposition to Germaine Greer.... I would have gone home and killed myself from the shame, but she's likely too fucking stupid to realize what an ass she made of herself.

[crazyedd123]

@lesterclaypool1 your name makes your comment 10X better

[bienfait44]

can someone please tell me why do people hate James Corden? am not being funny I actually don't know

[kamarrabaksh]

@bienfait44 he seems alright to me. Not that special though.

[DiscoveringReason]

@bienfait44 Well, he's just an unfunny comedian in most people's opinion. And when a stand-up comedian is unfunny they usually get even more criticism than they deserve (for example Dane Cook)

[lesterclaypool1]

@bienfait44

He's made a career out of being no funnier than the fat fuck at the pub who always makes the obvious joke.  It gets old after a while and gets ancient pretty fucking quick when that fat unfunny fuck is everywhere, all of the time.

[GunshyPigeon]

JAmes corden needs to fucking die

awful untalented fat cunt

[Uberrallyman]

Does James Allen remind any of you Joe Strummer?

[lesterclaypool1]

@Uberrallyman

No, Strummer was a cool motherfucker, James Allen is just a twunt.

[Menla1]

there are two types of people that wear sunglasses in doors, spys and dickheads

[ZookanProductions]

Is it me or is the way Simon says 'What have you been doing since you got out the house' super cute?

[DavidR951]

He wears glass' all the time to represent his shyness as a child

[libertycaps666]

whys that gobshite wearing sunglasses inside

[Flowerblood]

James Corden sucks.

[nuwifflix]

gggggggahhhh greer hush now.

[MissProperPosh]

Damn.That IS a cardigan.

[misscharliebrown121]

germaines line made me melt

[MrHeslopian]

I ended up choosing the latter option - "he's a bit quiet, what's the point of him" - in regard to Glenn Wool.

[theonemattock]

James Corden is a prick

[melancholyangelfish]

Germaine Greer ,brilliant

[darkmiles22]

Germaine Greer outwitted Simon Amstell - I think I'm in love.

[greekdee]

go on, take me with one hand.

[appleby]

my god does james corden get on my nerves

[defiler3]

I had to google "cardigan"...

[bbyckzomg]

i want his cardigan -.-

[fjdksla243]

all i wanted was for us to develop a sexual relationship tonight. 

[goodbyejohnnythunder]

all this talk (admittedly in jest) about simon's sex life is a good way to make a fanboy feel faint.

[bekalina84]

i dont know who that james guy is but he's funny! =)

[bluevozhak]

grandma was on fire, Simon unbearably cute as always :)

[sess2011]

Good news people. The BBC have decided to air the Russell Brand Episode tomorrow (Wednesday 19th 10.00pm).

Check the BBC news site

[guyfromnewcastle]

@sess2011 I'll be watching...

[SeventhEve]

Did the real episode 5 (with Russell Brand) ever get aired? Is there a way to actually see it? :(

[thebleedinthing]

I can honestly say that my taste in music has increased since watching nmtb

[ScarletFeelings]

Look at simon at 5:48 ADORABLE. XD

[blackcat89]

i got into glasvegas after watching this a few months a go

[irhymewithorange]

I love his cardigan. :)

[belleyyjelleyy]

ahhh!! simon's smile at 8:44

**dies**

[bid84]

james cordon is a fat lump of dick

[MidgetTall16]

i can't stand people who wear glasses inside, its rude

[PeacockDreams19]

I want Germaine to be my mum.

"Well you're quite wrong, I know exactly how lovely I am"

Hahahaha

[erhaboriE]

where have i seen the guest host before ? Doctor who?

[anthonyullah]

@erhaboriE guest host?

[LeftFalangie]

How cute is Simon when he says "go on, take me with one hand." Guhhhh. I adore him.

[mcknives98745]

"This is our team and we're here to play."

good hustle

[SoftRazor12]

f*cking Glasvegas

[Katlovesboosh]

"Go on, take me with one hand. Eeeyore eeyore. BA HAHAHHAHA. Legendary!!!

[Toudmen]

Gabriella and that funny guy in sunglasses almost ruined that show, even despite other guests efforts to save it. It's quite surprising because Gabby-girl seemed to be very nice, talented young person... and there? Bored, boring and slow- witted. I hope that she just had a bad day ;-D

[miduchalan1]

I quite like Simon's cardigan! I want one.

[theSCAWP]

Phil just goes to show you can be funny WITHOUT having to resort to jokes about your own weight. Take note Corden, you unfunny prick!

[blackbot3000]

Nice cardigan Amstell.

[falseflags02]

Whoa, that's quite a sweater you've got there Simon

[M1mustang]

Mark Lamarr kissed Germaine Greer?! I am so very jealous right now...

[lesterclaypool1]

@M1mustang

He did, when she was on his show, Lamarr's Attacks. Someone's uploaded the episodes on this site.

[GitYoFunOn]

James Corden makes me so very happy. 

[FLSCarnage]

this episode is so funny.

[superhoneybadgerful]

i am so sick of james corden's 'look how fat i am' jokes

[DirectrissKat]

Anyone else find it funny that he said that about stocking and he later then took the role as the mother in hairspray :D

[nicolesamsonite]

aaaaaaaaaaaah I love glasvegas

[DJOfRadioGallifrey]

Simon's pleading face when jermaine says 'poor baby'.

[Android18uk]

ooooh, don't mess with germaine greer.

[Steffrocks]

Hunters!! Glen wool is fuckin awsome

[lostskate4evaxxx]

avrils corset!!!!!!!! <3

[SeeThinkFall]

He's a bit quite, what's the point of him?

[lizardkingsajrs]

GLENN WOOL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!1

[MushroomBombify]

What exactly is it that Phill says at about 3:30? I'm hearing "if push came to shove", but if that's what he's saying then I'm clueless as to what it means -_-

[oohdear1397]

@MushroomBombify He said 'If push came to shove I could buy tights'. This means kindof 'if it came to it' or 'if I had to' and tights are stockings.

[oohdear1397]

I love how flirty Simon is with Germaine :P

<3 him

[DJOfRadioGallifrey]

@oohdear1397 I like his cheeky semi lip bite after the hee-haw!

[TamerahSkies]

Do you know what, I like Simon's cardigan.

[MattyBhoyNumeroUno]

do u know where to get the episode with russell brand?

[tennant1971]

i really love simons cardie :)

[PhiMine]

@SearchingCrazyCookie It was a prank call that Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made on Brand's Radio Show to Andrew Sachs that got them to be suspended from bbc

[hjenkinz]

James Corden is a fat unfunny bastard. The moment I see him do/say something remotely funny I'll change my opinion of him to fat bastard

[MissJanifa]

Awww... James' line would definitely have worked on me!

[xXDarkMagicianGirlx1]

haha, james corden and germaine are adorable together<3

[coolbean08]

sometimes i dont know whether i'd rather hug simon or jump him :)

[Buggaton]

"Oh by the way James from Glasvegas is here" ... because he's made such a lack of input XD

[beccaweccakins]

i love simon's cardigan :)

[InkyButtercup]

I actually think Simon's cardigan looks quite good on him!

[357Snowball]

Awww, poor SIMON!!!

[gawwy123]

Simon wiped a tear from his eye at 8:26. Clearly touched by James' line :p

[cheeselovingtree]

Is there anywhere the russell brand episode can be seen?

[MrJava200]

This episode is so bizzare

[JordynJitters]

god simon is so adorable

[superultramegamighty]

funny

[fumblenuts64]

germaine greer's such a ledge.

[killlinglights]

Germaine was so funny!

[goibee]

which episode is the one where simon reads out the names of all the members of the So Solid Crew?

[fowad27]

@goibee s19e02, i believe

[Serpico69]

Gabriella is fucking hotttt

[deadxkorps]

"The nose is only an indication that the penis will be circumcised" - Now THAT's a great comeback.

I personally don't care much for Germaine Greer - too second wave feminist.

[Lorripops123]

Germaine Greer and James Corden in the same show !! My major heros <3

Thanks for posting :)

[imissrose123]

...

*melts*

[miezulet]

that sunglassed doucheface is sooooo annoying

[Conceicawo]

Does anyone know the name of the song aroun 1:36 ?

[louiscfc93]

the guy from glasvegas looks like hes trying too hard to be joe strummer.and failing epicly of course

[ZodeakUrganomix]

Mmmmmm Cilmi...

[loveress]

"All I wanted was for us to develop a sexual realtionship tonight."

Oh Simon, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!

[alexisabitofalegend]

aaah i love James Corden's laugh

=D

[joellynmorgan]

God, Simon is so fucking adorable it almost kills me :).

[linkaz]

@joellynmorgan dont you fucking marry him then

[happyjellyfish]

@linkaz Have you gone off your meds? You seem to have a real problem with people finding Simon Amstell funny/witty/cute/adorable. I hope you solve your issues soon.

[t3gan]

The guy in the sunnies reminds me of Rick Astley in Never Gunna Give You Up. I feel as if I've been Rickrolled.