Girl Slaps Mom With Piece Of Pizza, Saves Life

[werdnativ]

Almost as funny as "I like Turtles"

[Montak545]

you also spelled Auntie Semites wrong it is spelled Anti-Semites ( an Auntie is a persons relative either your mother's sister or your father's sister)

[Montak545]

You do know The Colbert Report is a comedy show right and not an actual news outlet?

[AydenMize]

My mom didn't wake up the other day and I remembered this video and when I got to her bed with a piece of pizza I was in mid swing with it and I heard her say "PEPPERONI?!?!?!"

[AboveAllBeOriginal]

slapped her with a "pizza pizza." ???

[w1dowtaker]

omg was the pizza ok?

[CoolJohnDog]

If there was ever a necessity for context...

[lalaliam]

i thought i was on the onion news network...

[folkafresflo]

The pizza slice was the real hero. Where's the pizza's parade?

[eggroll9000]

LMAO she's like "She passed out, so I just slapped the bitch with a piece of pizza"

[hammam0]

well, its clear here that the real hero is the pizza.

[tipsycat27]

omfg LOL even the way she says it is funny

[tlx1124]

still laughing

[InnerActively]

That's one hell of a title.

[GrubWarp]

hahaa

[petey8887]

Well THIS was misleading.

[ZOSTYLE23]

Pedophiliac thoughts

[HypnoticMonk]

"But first I slapped her with a pizza pizza"

[bieberrr33]

LOL. Oh.I thought it was gonna show it happening!

[Theeylovekim]

Like a boss !

[RectalItching]

LOL! Republicans. Such fucking insane Christian cult loons, doing freakish things with pizza.

[Mindehouse]

why ?

[madisnyder66217]

did the pizza wake her up or did the paramedics come in and see red pizza sauce all over her face??? rofl!

[GrizNews]

Did the pizza get the proper medical care it deserved?

[arbzombie]

Funmy

[MrJBrookshire]

winning

[Mr420rush]

I want pizza

[taliewacker2007]

Her fat ass brother said "Fuck that I aint wasting my piece bc mama passed out"

[ZehPenguin]

Is the pizza alright?

[NathansVideoGames]

Like a boss

[sanoe1986]

She said NO anchovies

[iloveyoursmile69]

pizza gang

[GDsanz]

10733

[LauuTrumperKaulitz]

@GDsanz Yeeeaahh!



[Asprin]

i hope it was stuffed crust

[vidtech07]

i wonder if it was plain cheese or was it pepperoni or mushroom, or supreme?

[JerrySpock]

@vidtech07 Spicy Italian with anchovies and jalapenos would probably work best for waking someone up.

[ZebraheadY2J]

lol

[byKorbi]

hahaha

[pazzazas88]

Mhhhmm pizza

[Ustisia]

Found this without 9gag!!

[rawrisluv]

The pizza is not only a vegetable... but it's also a hero.

[sweiland75]

cute

[fish000130]

9GAG Army arrived

[cowboys4life956]

That's freaking funny and she's freaking adorable! Keep pressing 9 and she says Pizza Pizza... Move over Little Caesars!! haha

[JonathanJonnyJones]

@cowboys4life956 Wow... What a faggoty screen name.

[cowboys4life956]

@JonathanJonnyJones You must be an expert on all things faggoty then.. haha

[JonathanJonnyJones]

@cowboys4life956 Right. And if you're the expert on humor, then Jesus-Please-Us this is gonna be a dullard's delight.

[themisteronetwo]

9 gag ;)

[redbulljustice99]

hahahhahaaha good 1 coolnight

[DannyJustiniano]

...What was wrong with the mom? She was just sleeping? o_0

[Patrickiskelly]

I was going to comment on all of these arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a slap to a piece of pizza

[Tippycat]

In Soviet Russia pizza slaps you! xD

[BazookaSpyder]

I used to like pizza, and I'm starting to again since I got that arrow removed from my knee.

[ben91909]

How did I get here from Stuff Kevin Likes??

[GuitarMasterXVII]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP 0:07



[GrubWarp]

lol

[captainseahawk1]

I used to slap people with arrows til i took a pizza to the knee

[jammerjesse]

@coolknight93 i dont know..... i think? IS THIS A GAY BAR

[iLive245]

I used to slap my mom with pizza, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[CupcakeNyanCat]

I would love doing that to my mum :D

[krisk8er090]

9GAG.

[Ricinator0]

I used to sleep too much too, until I took a slap to a piece of pizza.

[froggy0113]

She needs a grammy :3

[SanjarSaMeseca]

what about that piece of pizza? did she finish it?

[iheartm20]

@SanjarSaMeseca A moment of silence for the piece of pizza.

[monsercoq1]

She said pizza pizza. Maybe she works for little caesers pizza.

[timmlyy]

@monsercoq1 piece of pizza*

[MrBingobongo15]

620

[LikeMike1234100]

It sounds like pizza pizza maybe she works for little cezers

[tsdavis07]

Bwahahahahahhahahahaha

[silentiumestaureum93]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheRealZenJax]

hey checkout my music channel :D

[nice2835]

clapping?

[JonathanOfTheDepths]

Her last name is "Lawlor". Obviously ABC is trolling.

[N0SM0NST3R]

It's okay to the knee is actually how it goes

[ErickelAwesome1]

@N0SM0NST3R No, MrFerdal was right. It's IN the knee, not TO THE knee.

[SpamBanjo]

@N0SM0NST3R Nope... it's "in the knee". There's enough videos of it on utube for you to quickly prove yourself wrong lol

[MrFerndel]

I took arrow to the knee, but first i got slapped with a piece of pizza

[MrFerndel]

@MrFerndel SHIT! I meant IN the knee

[jajackka]

lolol wake up fat ass

[MakinaDeMuerte]

Rita LoL'er 

[MakinaDeMuerte]

Pizza pizza.

[Bloodywarrior96]

Lol

[MegaSuperCyborgJesus]

Looks like mom needed to eat her vegetables.

[Bertosrevenge]

Man the food police are going to be mad about this! We're going to be hearing that she should have used celery with peanut butter instead of pizza.

[MegaMLGProductions]

i almost took an arrow to the knee but then sven slapped me with a piece of pizza

[EliteSasuke]

Im lost, what caused this?

[mrfantastik7]

this is going to be a meme...trust me...

[Sgillum97]

See you guys! fatty foods are good for your health!

[captclassy]

That's because 9 times out of 10 slapping your mother with a piece of pizza is an effective way to wake her up.

[TizzMaster]

KEEP PRESSING 3

[AlexCohen33]

watched this without my headphones,and I don't see any pizza.

[CleanRight]

FML this shit made me cry,.so hilarious

[RickE326]

@CleanRight Fuck your life?

[b3ccuh]

lolwut

[sharky5308]

the pizza is the hero

[aBackwardsWorld]

That means she actually thought about this.. She went into the fridge looked around thinking where's the pizza oh thereit is got it out took a piece out... Whent into her moms room and slapped her with it. Then went why didn't it work!?! An dyer tht called the police

[theauraway]

Wake up fat ass!

[DerpxxDerp]

At least she's honest.

[DigitalReviewChannel]

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[coolknight93]

Am i the only one who notice what the guy in green was doing at 0:07?

[AaronIsAPunk]

@coolknight93 Clapping.

[dmdpro5]

@AaronIsAPunk mor elike jerking his cah cah

[ksteak27]

@coolknight93

Aahahahah! Like this! watch?v=3nqbo8v259w

[55555annie]

@coolknight93 I think he was clapping...lol...although it could appear like he was jerking off! :=)

[Gamer606]

@coolknight93 clapping

[MeggieCook]

@coolknight93 YEAH, CLAPPING!

[cheeseonfire2]

@coolknight93 clapping. the guy is clapping...

[Harimakum]

@coolknight93 fapping

[crazzynez]

@coolknight93 clapping?

[krisk8er090]

@crazzynez FAPping

[crazzynez]

@krisk8er090 .... it was joke

[Benjameenx509x]

@coolknight93 holy shit i laughed so hard

[angryaznman]

@coolknight93 clapping?

[rahmoniack]

confused 

[clapplop]

The pizza is the true hero here.

[OneBadManWithPecs]

PIZZA 1 GRIM REAPER 0

[TheSimer10]

@thetrollingindustry what the heck is wrong wit u!!!!

[iMReaDy4Ops]

poor pizza

[SmileyyBabyy14]

She said piece of pizza not pizza pizza, you dumb fucks.

[iamaninternettroll]

CLICK ON MY CHANNEL FOR 2 GIRLS ONE CUP

[PruWOWitt]

Check out my Vlog!! Please!!

[BitfeNicks]

Slapped her with a pizza pizza

[NinJollyPwns]

ID SLAP MY MOM WITH MY LLAMA PIZZA DICK

[SkrillexIsGod666]

CALL 911 NOW! SKRILLEX IS GOD!

[spckk]

Rita knew what she was doing when she called 911, she just slapped her mom for the story.

[dogbite97]

That's how I saved my girlfriend one time... Instead of pizza, it was my dick.

[Sgtdd117]

yayyyyyy good for you pizza you waked the mom up with a wake up call from a slap of pizza

[Gamer606]

Everyone is laughing at the pizza part and no one is sorry for this child's apparently ill mother.

[rekjected]

Stupid bitch wasted a pizza

[Error934]

Dr. Ron Paul 2012!

[terracore]

"peace.of.pizza" is what she calls the back of her hand.

[thedoctorand]

@terracore *Piece.

[jolupepa]

Batman, Superman and PizzaSlapper... The greatest american heroes!!!

[74Charm]

Pizza well done!

[khat31able]

i was gonna like this video but then i got slapped with a piece of pizza :p

[Th3DoM1naToR]

RITA LAWLOR  LAWL

[rataafalava]

she looks more like harry potter than daniel radcliffe does. she probably would have done a better job in that role as well equipped with her commanding and fearsome slice of pizza.

[dantheblomage]

And with that... A meme was born.

[MrBingobongo15]

@dantheblomage ?

[jaredproductions14]

so pizza was made to hit people and baseball bats were made to eat!?!?!?!?!?!?

[mastermoua246]

i could have ate that pizza

[NeeZaL14]

press 3 to see the green shirt guy masturbating

[IungoSiy]

@NeeZaL14 LOL

[Cheddox]

@9inchitaly Yes it is. It's Headquarters are in California. Which is in the United States, idiot.

[UnamedGuitarist]

Why is this news?

[GTAtoxicsl0th]

lol

[joshklivingston]

press 5 to see a creepy pedophile

[erigideon]

weirdest headline

[DaLukaXD]

damn didnt get up for her daughter but got up for the pizza.. America LOL

[WhySoHypocrite]

101 people hate pizza! =£

[PaddyBcummins]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. hahahhahahhaa

[Zoorhahrooz]

See, vegetables are good for you!

[sprklshine]

@Zoorhahrooz lol :) I definitely get it...

[EsauGarnelo777]

Pizza... saving lives every day.

[maxzen963]

Press 9 =]

[2soon2crazy]

poor pizza = (

[orangeclover21]

I thought Pizza Pizza existed only in Canada.

[Meanderthal17]

@orangeclover21 Piece of pizza.

[katyobrienmusic]

@jujusuperstarzz I think she said a " piece of pizza L0L

[JujuSuperstarzz]

I slapped 'er wit a pizza pizza.

[rebornl]

makes sense, its like pushing water on someone to wake them up

[josenovelo1]

Taste so good! Make u wanna slap yo mama xDD

[ThatsGEEnius]

the pizza was so good , it made her slap her momma ; D

[theEpicDragoon001]

Uhhhhh that's ridiculous calling 911 wow not really really life saving that's kinda stupid

[LunaVorax]

@theEpicDragoon001 You're right, if someone is having a stroke next time, I'll rather act on my own instead of calling specialists.

[WhiteMountainRecords]

I like smelling under my shirt when I take a shit in the toilet