The road to El Dorado funny moments and sayings

[jkwaffle]

One of the very few kid movies to have a main character get laid....

[juliaw4]

9:25 where was she KEEPING them???

XDDDDDDD

[veggietalesfan65]

"Well don't blame me-"

"I BLAME YOU."

[h0n3yma1d]

i love the part where they were all tired after climbing those stairs and then when the chief turned around to them, they posed like it was easy for them xD i love this movie!

[AlzainCrossCrypt]

I'm I the only one who thinks of Leonardo Da Vinci from Assassin's Creed 2 when I see Miguel?

[LPJunki]

HOLY SHIP!!

.....This is hilarious :3

[ericamustang13]

Like he said.

Stars.

Can't do it.

Not today.

[BlackItachi8]

I love Miguel XDDDDDDD 

[agnosticChurchworker]

"Like he said. Stars...Can't do it...Not today."

[TheDigimongirl23]

did anyone else notice at 2:07 Tulio nuzzels Miguel's butt? XD

[RachieDoom]

@TheDigimongirl23 Lol, yes. I'm glad someone pointed it out.

[TheDigimongirl23]

@RachieDoom lol i always thought that was a little weird XD

[TheCuriosity8]

I would love a series or sequel of this, 2 con men brothers, one looking for gold one adventure, a voice of common sense native girl looking and a smarter that average horse traveling the world

[RockBottomTV1]

3:33 LOL the giant rock reference cracked me up!!

[itsjustme1020]

"Your horse bit me in the but!" lol favorite part

[LadyLoully]

"Ayayay ! Tons of gold for you hoo ! Tons of gold for me hoo ! Tons of gold for we ! HA !"

[wiigenius]

4:54 ;)

[RyanBoss26]

9:47 if you want it right away ;)

[RyanBoss26]

9:38 'rrrrrrrrrr':P

[Kitsune1naito]

"It really is the map to El Dorado!..."

"You drank the sea water didn't you?"

LOL Classic!

3:02

[Sveinkiboy99]

This movie is so underrated, I really don't get why. It's got everything you want in a movie. I put it almost on par with Indiana Jones, tbh. Not as many lovable characters in this as in the Indiana Jones series but the 2 main guys are such a good combo, hilarious.

[DeonFhuuuck]

"What is he going to do if he finds one of the gods like this with me?"

..

"Hm.. Lucky god?"

[Nostenyszamar]

"- whull don't blame me O.o

- I blaaaaaim yuuu >.<"

[SonicxRulez131]

"Remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one. What would it be saying about Chell?"

".........mmmm...*cat purr* "

"No! No!"

My fav part XD

[Lohiau1]

"You mind?"

"No... oh, Oh, OH"

My personal favourite^^

[crowekirstin1]

Here's the gate and here's the boat... Well, here's the goat and here's the bait - TULIO!

[MagicCat97]

I think this just summed up almost the entire movie XD

[TheUnholyHandGrenade]

3 people drank the sea water, didin't they?

[JaxonianFoxx890]

the faces of miguel sexual meanings:

-aw pleaaaaaase...?

-I'll make it worth your while

-I'll fuck you hard!

-Lets be spontaneous!

-I'll be your dirty lil animal!

Gay couple? maybe. Epic faces? HELL YEAH!

[Demonicvioletrose]

Chell: "Csh csh, are you serious?" XD lmao

[Demonicvioletrose]

"Cheaf?" *with winning voice* Clears troat * "Cheaf" lool

[MsScarletFeather]

"dont blame me!" I BLAME YOU!

[sunshine19974]

if i had to make a video about the best moments of El Dorado i'd probably just upload the whole movie

[sunshine19974]

tulio or miguel? I personally like tulio! :)

[LocoRico89]

HOOOOOLYYY SHIP!!!

[Eternityglacier]

HOLY SHIP!

[WilsonsWardrobe]

You know that voice inside people's heads that tells them to quit when they're ahead? 3 people don't have that.

[boffgirl]

@AshantiDior20 miguel is the blond

[SJ3GIRL]

'one..two...three....three...t­hree...'

'well its not a pribar'

'I worry exactly the right amount!'

'I want you to want...whatever you want...' (whipped 8P)

'...here's the goat and here's the bait...'

'don't make me start it up again. Cause i will...'

just to name a FEW of my favourites...8P

[Disenchanted1x]

Keep replaying on 7:49 xDDDDD

[bboo5701]

5:20 HER MOUTH WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH!!!

[LeighannImmaNerd]

@bboo5701 i thought the SAME thing... O_O

[GermenGirl14]

at 807 she looks like meg in herculs when she gets out of the water

[meglolalot]

Holy Ship!

Your horse bit me in the butt!

El dorado is native for great big ROCK!

well... Its not a crowbar...

[mikiliwilliams]

"HOOOOOLY SHIP!!!!!!!!"

[blackhart101]

"What would your voice be saying...about Chel?"

"Mwowr" LOL. Its been ages since I've seen this movie. Now I remember why I loved it so much.

[QTpiexoxo99]

the last scene is my fave!!! love this movie!

[BecauseAlexWasBored]

LMAO XD 

[Xgreenq618X]

I love the stars part

[chortstuff]

hahah omg 4:07 is my favorite part of all!! the horses face is priceless

[thebeast0416]

I like the part we they scream like lil girls....it's sooo hilarious....

[anzo1025]

like he said, stars... can't do it...... not today! XD

[TheArtisticGirl1]

"I Blame YOU!" XD

[IndigoMoonTheWolf]

yep! he drank sea water. that explains a lot.

[hc4jd]

To anyone who isn't Australian this will make no sence but those two always make me think of Hamish and Andy.

[anzo1025]

@hc4jd omg they so do!!!

[PIGSILL]

lol where did he put the boook?

[ThelostOtakuGirl]

"The horse bit me in the BUTT!!!!!" XD Lmao

[roquemyracle127]

this movie always makes me laugh fav part ever "the stars are not in position for this tribute!" "yes the stars! can't do it. no today."

[pokemonfreak12100]

i lobe it how the bird just dies.

[Vailjnovelist]

"What does that little voice say about Chel?"

"*thinking face*...*sexy growl*" WINNING best part evar

[1khammy]

It sounds like he's saying "hoooly shit!" at 2:28

[pokemonfreak12100]

@1khammy thats what it was supposed to sound like but they put holy ship

[1khammy]

I LOVE ELDORADOOO

[KrazyChik5981]

I think Chel slightly ruined their bromance :/

[VampiressFira]

We basically just saw the whole movie in about 10 minutes. Hahaha. I love this movie.

[animehorseloverlol]

what would it be saying about chelll?

grrrrrrrrrrr

XD

[MrFireflies100]

where WAS she keeping them!?

[MrFireflies100]

WELL HERE'S THE GOAT AND HERE'S THE BAIT... TULIO!!!!

[MrFireflies100]

I'm OK!

(STOMP)

I'm still OK!!!

HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL

[MrFireflies100]

well,don't blame me!

OH I BLAME YOU! LOLLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOO HAHAHAHAHAHahahah

tHE trail tHAt we BlaZe! .....(cricket,cricket)......Th­aT tRaiL thAt we BlaZe!!! hahaha

[AntoniaBayle]

I will...en garde! But, not with that. Ahha!

[CndyScream]

grrrrr :p

[megzx96]

M: "Cortez could have gotten here before us an- *sentance cut short*

T: "And taken all the REALLY BIG rocks? *Says sarcastically and holds left fist up with a serious expression* That scoundrel! >:O

LMFAO.. xD

[KimmiKo12]

"We're both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge." <--- VERY funny!

[Timamalao]

Gosh, I'd totally have flat abs and awesome legs if I lived in one of those temples! xD

[StrawberrySwirl5]

I love this part...

T: no, who are u kidding, ur buying ur own con

M: at least I'm not dating mine

Lol I find that one of the most funniest scenes ever

[razorV86]

Miguel: u dont think cortez took it already"

Tulios: what all the really big rocks? THAT SCOUNDREL!!!!

[MusicAngel8196]

"IT REALLY IS THE MAP TO EL DORADO!"

....

"you drank the sea water didn't you" XD

[Darkcloudalchemist]

BEST ONE

"stars...can't do it...not today"

Lol

[OriginalMajinGoten]

@Darkcloudalchemist I like the "You fight like my sister!" "I fought your sister, that's a compliment!"

[AirborneNik]

lol their getting arrested and miguels like "alright, Cuba!"

[naminememoryprincess]

stars...can't do it...not today...

lol!!

[skaviri]

"i will and it will be loquacious to a fault!" i love this line! too bad it doesnt show it.

[Bryonychan]

i like a lot of them, like "and what? Taken all the REALLY big rocks? The scoundrel!"

you also missed when they actually get in the barrels, "What's happening?" "We're both in barrels, that is the extent of my knowledge."

[luigirule1]

Omg a giant rock! (goes into city thing) omg another 1000 giant rock!

[HollyJSinclair1]

lol the last scene made me laugh so hard

[Velgamidragon]

AHA! You're a YGOTAS fan!! I totally get the giant rock reference!

[boffgirl]

@Velgamidragon Yup

[666Angi]

@Velgamidragon OMG another giant rock - LoL

[end1fish]

u drank the c water didn't u.

[catastrophebeach4321]

Tulio: "Imagine that little voice inside ur head, what does it say about Chel?"

Miguel: "Rrrrrrrr!"

LMAO

[DamnQuilty]

I love how Miguel says Cuba :D

[MistfireOfWindclan]

"What don't blame me!"

"I blame you!"

LOL, it reminds me so much of my friend. Everything they do remind me of me and my friend. I'm obviously Miguel and she could be Tulio's personality twin.

[HippoSnatch]

"The stars are not in position for this tribute."

"Like he says... Stars. Can't do it. Not today."

[Ozzygirl17]

3:57 is the most messed up game of Catch EVER!!!!!

[Ozzygirl17]

Is it just me, or does Miguel has a British accent?

[aussiechick00]

"u remember the little voice? lets imagine for a moment tht u have one, wot wood it be saying about shel?"

"*sexy trill*"

"no!"

[THEAuburnFTW]

LOL, FUNNIST PART OF THE MOVIE 0:40

THIS MOVIE IS A CLASSIC

[TsumeBeta038]

Miguel: he's back

Tulio: oh no

XD

[TheSimsrox101]

M: Don't blame me!!

T: I BLAME YOU!!!

XD

[superanimegal]

4:41 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CREEPY GUY WITH A SKULL MASK!

[boffgirl]

@superanimegal

yes not something you want to wake up and see

[XxMoonLitNightxX1]

"Trail that we blaze!"

-vines fall revealing giant rock-

"That trail that we blaze!"

So much for a dramatic moment for Miguel. LOL

[jake12359]

Thumbs up if you love Tulio's happy dance @ 8:10

[WretchedLivesWhite]

"What's he gonna think if he finds one of the gods like this??"

"Uhm...lucky guy?"

bahaha!

[boffgirl]

@WretchedLivesWhite

i thought he said

lucky god not guy

[LittleRetroChick]

@boffgirl he dose :) trust me :)

[lycanthropologist]

was it lucky GUY or lucky GOD?

[WretchedLivesWhite]

@lycanthropologist God. I have a hard time hearing ;)

[fineprince54]

@WretchedLivesWhite he said lucky god :P

[Evilhamster13]

@WretchedLivesWhite its "like a god"

[WretchedLivesWhite]

@Evilhamster13 No. It isn't.

[Charismalata]

M: You don't think Cortes could have gotten here before us and.. T:And? And what? Taken the really big rocks? The scoundrel.

The sarcasm makes that moment funny.

[MrKayPerry]

the whole movie is a riot from the start to the end, but I love 6:47 hahah!

[g3g3ify]

Well, it's NOT a pry-bar. 

LOL

[danielcalcre]

ok you pet him.. and I'll RUUNNNNN :D

[caseyacorn]

XD this movies hilarious XD the jaws part always freaked me out but its FUNNEH! XD XD XD (Dies) XD

[Tomboytilyrox]

Miguel: Miguel and tulio!

Tulio: Tulio and Miguel

Both: Almighty and powerful GOWDS!!

Girl: He~looo ^^

Both: Ahhh D:

[ThexMasterxDetective]

@Tomboytilyrox And this hisses that muguel does and Tulios just like 'muiguel..stop it..Miguel..its not working..QUIT!'

[dewhistle]

I thought that "At least I'm not dating mine," referred to Chel in some fashion... Did I get that wrong?

[Ozzygirl17]

@dewhistle I think you're right about that part. BTW, that was funny.

[xLisdexicx]

"What's he gonna think if he see's one of the god's like this with me?!"

"Uhh... Lucky god?"

[Rosieplzz]

"like he says... stars... can do it... not today" lol

[hc4jd]

This is for Australians but dosnt' tulio and miguel look like Hamish and Andy.

[RosesNightengales]

"Oh this Your Giant Rock?" XD

[BuTtErFlY3bexiie]

To me the ending scene in this video was one of the best xD

[SirDennisBerry]

3:37 OMG A GIANT ROCK!!!

abridged monent FTW! :D epic...

[TheMouseSaysMoo]

lol 2:47 scared the crap out of me when i was little xD

[emilymaria483]

this film should have done better at the box office - sequels were cancelled because it didn't do as well as they hoped : ( it was such an awesome movie though!!!!

[maplegirl1998]

ahh :DDD i miss watching this ^^

[TheAnimefan112]

`the STARS are not in position, for this tribute.`

`like he says! stars! can´t do it! not today!`

LOL

[SodapopandTwobit101]

Tulio: the stars are not in position for this tribute

Miguel: like he said.. stars.. can't do it.. not today

[Inuyasha1393]

"you pet him and i'll.....RRRUUUUUUNNNN!"

"Thanks A Lot!"

[teentitansgo123]

CANNOT believe you missed out, "What's happening here?!" "...We're both in barrels, that's the extent of my knowledge." But good vid otherwise :)

[lithiummoonfox]

yu gi oh abridged

o my god a giant rock

omg another giant rock

[Broadwaygirl01]

Okay I don't get the whole "At least I'm not dating mine!" thing. Somebody mind explaining.

[teentitansgo123]

@Broadwaygirl01 When Tulio says "Who are you kidding? YOU'RE BUYING YOUR OWN CON!" and Miguele says "At least I'm not dating mine!" he's basically implying that Tulio is in love with his lie as if it's not real. Harsh... it's still funny though :)

[SodapopandTwobit101]

@teentitansgo123 "ooooo low blow"

[Ozzygirl17]

@Broadwaygirl01 Tulio told Miguel to stay away from Chel. Tulio ends up falling in love with Chel and has a "moment alone" with him. When Miguel says "Well, at least I'm not dating mine", he's implying that Tulio has falling in love with Chel during the con.

[K0nnichiwaPrincess]

rofl beast pops out tulio and miguel: yeeee--aahhhh!!!!

[boffgirl]

@K0nnichiwaPrincess

man i luv that scene

[Ozzygirl17]

@boffgirl Totally funny, I have to agree. SO glad it was added a second time. LOL XD

[crazy12474]

best bits : wait ive got a plan ...what .... you pet him ...yes and il .....RUN!!! well thanks alot ,

alryteee cuba , bang bang umm...hows the escape plan coming ...yeh yeh wait im getting something bang bang thats it find the pri bar meegel your talking too a horse ! he cant understand pri bar hes a dumb horse theres no way he .....:O well ihts not a pri bar lol wholy ship ! lol at least things cant get .. excuse meh were you going to say worse lol you drank the sea water didnt yoo jaws lol

[MyGleeky]

GREAT BIG ROCK!

[sailorknightwing]

The book and the dice are kept in the mythical cartoon dimension known as Hammer Space. So called because of how Bugs Bunny could magically produce a hammer out of thin air. Doesn't make sense within context of the movie, but that's part of the joke. :)

[beautiful130819]

i love tulio so much hes so sexyyy !!!! <3 If he was real person I would so fuck him <3 The long hair, dark skin, blue eyes, omg i can go foreverrrrr <3

[Ozzygirl17]

@beautiful130819 I like Miguel. He's great with kids, he's a great musician, and he's also great with horse, hence Altivo.

[Broadwaygirl01]

"Alright. Cuba!" That line always made me crack up. One of the funniest and greatest movies of all time.

[criticalcrittles]

Yes, where WAS she keeping those dice??? o_O lol XD

[coocoo4cocopuffs4567]

This is the funniest movie i have ever seen. this made me lol all the time. i love this movie.

[AmandeRinneaFumu]

This film will never get old XD

[skitsokity]

people keep cutting off this one line which is actually pretty funny cuz its apart of a line that a lot of people like, its after miguel is all crazy about the map to el dorado, and tulio says, "You drank the sea water didn't you", then miguel says, "Oh come on...!", and here's the line, where Tulio says, "I'm not coming on"...it makes me laugh, that one and of course, "You fight like my sister"..."I've fought you sister, that's a compliment"

[boffgirl]

yeh i would have added it in..but ran outa vid size..

[lycanthropologist]

is it "ive fought" ur sister or is it "I TAUGHT" ur sister?

[spanishfly0578]

True this whole movie is a funny moment. My fave part of this collection is at 3:13 where Miguel says, "...row back to Spain after all, it worked SO well last time." One of my faves not in this collection is where they are fighting on the roof after they both get swords in the begining of the movie. Tulio: Ha! you fight like my sister! Miguel: I fought your sister, that's a compliment.

[teentitansgo123]

We need a miracle!

No, we need to Cheat!

[xXSweeneyLovettXx]

The road to El Dorado funny moments and sayings = the whole movie :D

[koolkat4321]

"I am Miguel"

"And I am Tulio"

"And they call us Miguel And Tulio!"

LMFAO <3 Miguel... && Tulio Too :D

[MewKemiko]

idk? where did he put the book!

[boffgirl]

maybe we will never know 0-0

[abrahamtherey]

how did u get the dice?

where was she keeping them? lmfao!

[egosuicide31]

"uhh... lucky god?" 5:24

[GoMidoriIsCool]

holy SHIP!

[RosesNightengales]

"They call us miguel and tulio!" LMAO

[Bumble03Bee]

by far the best dreamworks movie EVER!!!!! me and my friend know all the words to this movie and love it!! <3 lmao

[emberfur19]

i love it at 4:58 when miguel says "like he says stars can't do it not today" and anyone else think there's something between tulio and miguel other then friendship?

[angel0634]

the whole damn movie is a funny moment

thank for this! loved it :D

[Anthonyk312]

here's the goat and here's the bate.